Name a type of receipt that a wife might find in her cheating husband's pocket.

HOTEL/MOTEL
50
LINGERIE/CLOTHES
4
JEWELRY STORE
21
BAR
2
FLORIST
10
PERFUME
2
RESTAURANT
9
 


Name something you go outside in your bathrobe to do.

GET NEWSPAPER
60
GIVE KIDS LUNCH
3
TAKE OUT TRASH
13
TALK TO NEIGHBOR
3
GET THE MAIL
8
WALK/TEND TO DOG
3
WATER THE LAWN
6
 


We surveyed 100 women...
Why might you marry a man you don't really love?

MONEY/SECURITY
81
COMPANIONSHIP
2
HE'S GREAT LOVER
3
HIS PERSONALITY
2
PARENTS MADE ME
2
HE'S HANDSOME
2
KIDS/PREGNANT
2
 


If your cell phone rings while you're at church, who had better be calling?

THE LORD
61
THE DOCTOR
3
MY MOTHER
10
MY BOSS
3
MY KIDS
10
MY SPOUSE
3
MY SIBLING
4
 


We surveyed 100 married men...
Name something you get every single Valentine's Day.

CARD
42
DINNER
4
KISS/LOVE
18
COLOGNE
3
FLOWERS
15
TIE
3
CANDY/CHOCOLATE
9
 


Name something that comes in packs of six or twelve.

SODA
36
DONUTS
3
BEER
35
GUM
3
EGGS
9
TOILET TISSUE
3
HOT DOGS
4
 


Name a food that you hope you've got milk to go with.

CEREAL
60
CAKE
2
COOKIES
21
PANCAKES
2
BROWNIES
3
PEANUT BUTTER
2
MACARONI & CHEESE
2
 


We surveyed 100 men...
If you wanted to be a ladies' man, name something you would need.

BIG BUCKS
42
HAVE BUFF BOD
8
FLASHY CAR
12
HANDSOME FACE
7
CHARM/GIFT OF GAB
10
FINE THREADS
5
HAVE A GOOD JOB
8
 


Name something a man would hate to have his wife surprise him with.

AN AFFAIR
44
SURPRISE PARTY
5
PREGNANCY/BABY
21
HIS MISTRESS
3
BIG BILL
8
THE IN-LAWS
3
DIVORCE/SEPAR.
7
 


Name something you hope to have with you if you're ever lost in the wilderness.

COMPASS
27
GUN
5
FOOD/WATER
22
KNIFE
5
CELL PHONE
22
FLASHLIGHT
4
MATCHES/LIGHTER
6
 


Name something you might go without when you're trying to save money.

GOING/EATING OUT
36
SWEETS/ICE CREAM
6
CLOTHES/SHOES
22
CABLE TV
4
CIGARETTES
11
TRAVEL/VACATION
3
BEER/COCKTAILS
8
 


Name something that has the word "super" in it.

SUPERMAN
47
SUPER GLUE
6
SUPERMARKET
9
SUPERSIZE
5
SUPER BOWL
9
SUPERSTAR
5
SUPERINTENDENT
6
 


Name a Disney movie that made you cry.

BAMBI
38
SNOW WHITE
4
OLD YELLER
20
DUMBO
3
LION KING
10
LITTLE MERMAID
3
BEAUTY & BEAST
7
 


Tell me something you might have to replace after a divorce.

HOUSE
34
CASH/BANK ACCOUNT
6
FURNITURE/ELEC.
17
DISHES
3
SPOUSE
14
MIND/SANITY
3
CAR
7
 


Name a bad habit you wish you could get rid of by taking a pill.

SMOKING
32
NAGGING
3
NAIL BITING
19
PROCRASTINATING
3
OVEREATING
19
SUCKING MY THUMB
3
LYING
5
 


Name a U.S. state that you'd consider moving to when you retire.

FLORIDA
33
PENNSYLVANIA
7
CALIFORNIA
19
GEORGIA
4
ARIZONA
8
NORTH CAROLINA
4
HAWAII
7
 


Name something a woman needs to have before she gets married.

A RING
30
MONEY/BANK ACCT.
5
A GUY
21
A BLOOD TEST
4
A DRESS
9
A HOPE CHEST
4
A JOB
7
 


We surveyed 100 women...
Name something, late at night, you might ask your husband to do for you.

HONEY, MASSAGE
27
HONEY, GET LIGHTS
5
HONEY, GET DRINK
26
HONEY, SNORING
4
HONEY LET'S DO IT
6
HONEY, TRASH OUT
4
HONEY, I'M HUNGRY
6
 


Name something you'd never sell even if you were flat broke.

RING/JEWELRY
26
MY CAR
6
MY BODY
14
MY IMMORTAL SOUL
5
DRUGS
13
MY CHILDREN
5
MY HOUSE
8
 


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