Name an activity that's easier to do when it's windy.
 

100

FLY A KITE

89


SAIL

7


SURF

2


AIR-DRY CLOTHES

2








Name something an athlete might break.
 

100

BONE/BODY PART

80


A RECORD

16


BAT/EQUIPMENT

2


RULES/THE LAW

2








We asked 100 married women...
Name something you might ask your spouse to do to your back.
 

100

RUB/SCRATCH IT

73


WASH IT

18


KISS IT

5


LOOK FOR/POP ZITS

4








Name something your dog might do the same time of day as you do.
 

100

SLEEP/WAKE UP

50


EAT

30


PEE/LAY CABLE

17


WALK/GO OUT

3








Name something that might get rained out.
 

99

SPORTING EVENT

84


PICNIC/BBQ

8


PARADE

5


OUTDOOR CONCERT

2








Name something kids line up for at school.
 

99

LUNCH/SNACK

78


RECESS

12


FIRE DRILL

5


SCHOOL BUS

4








Name the most useful body part that begins with the letter "L."
 

99

LEGS

77


LIPS

12


LUNGS

6


LIVER

4








Name something dirty that ends up under a teenager's bed.
 

99

CLOTHES/SHOES

76


DISHES/PLATES

10


PORN/MAGAZINES

10


KLEENEX/TISSUES

3








We asked 100 married men...
Name a place you'd hate to find another man's underwear.
 

99

OUR HOUSE

75


WIFE'S CAR

14


WIFE'S PURSE

8


ON MY WIFE

2








If Santa applied for a summer job as an exotic dancer, name a reason he wouldn't get in.
 

99

TOO FAT/BELLY

74


TOO HAIRY/BEARD

20


TOO OLD

3


TOO JOLLY

2








Name something people try to kill by using poison.
 

99

RATS/MICE

68


BUGS/ANTS

13


WEEDS

11


PEOPLE/CHEAT'G MATE

7








Name a term used in a game of bowling.
 

99

STRIKE

67


SPARE

27


PIN

3


TURKEY

2








We asked 100 married men...
Tell us in a whisper, "My wife's bottom resembles a sack of" what?
 

99

POTATOES

65


BALLS

12


PEACHES

12


ROCKS

10








Name something you did every day in kindergarten that you wish you could do every day now.
 

99

NAP

64


PLAY/TOYS/RECESS

19


COLOR/PAINT

12


GET FREE SNACKS

4








Name something a hardcore football fan wears to the stadium on game day.
 

99

JERSEY/TEAM COLOR

63


FACE/BODY PAINT

24


HAT/CHEESEHEAD

10


FOAM HAND/FINGER

2








Name something that people complain is clingy.
 

99

PEOPLE/KID/MATE

62


DUDS/NYLON PANTIES

28


DOG/CAT

5


PLASTIC WRAP

4








Name a word that rhymes with "honey."
 

99

MONEY

62


BUNNY

24


FUNNY

7


SUNNY

6








Name something a guy might bring on a date to save money.
 

99

COUPON

61


FOOD/DINNER

23


WINE/BOOZE

12


GIFT/REWARD CARD

3








Tell me a type of hoop.
 

99

HULA-HOOP

60


BASKETBALL HOOP

29


HOOP EARRINGS

5


HOOPSKIRT

5








Name a way you can revive someone who just passed out.
 

99

CPR/MOUTH-TO-MOUTH

60


COLD WATER

20


SMELLING SALTS

13


SMACK THEM

6








Name a drink that's served both hot and cold.
 

99

TEA

59


COFFEE

34


MILK

3


CIDER

3








We asked 100 single women...
I can tell my date is cheap just by looking at his what?
 

99

CLOTHES/SHOES

55


CAR

25


RESTAURANT CHOICE

12


HAIRCUT

7








Name something you hang up.
 

99

THE PHONE

54


CLOTHES/COAT/HAT

38


A TOWEL

4


A PICTURE/FRAME

3








Name something you hate to see on the bottom of your shoe.
 

99

GUM

49


POOP/DOG DOO

43


MUD/DIRT

4


TP/TISSUE

3








We asked 100 men...
Name something you do with your meat before you put it on the grill.
 

99

SEASON IT

48


MARINATE IT

33


CUT/TRIM IT

11


DEFROST IT

7








Name something people decorate.
 

99

CHRISTMAS TREE

46


HOUSE/ROOMS

27


A CAKE

19


EASTER EGGS

7








We asked 100 single women...
Why do you think the man you're dating never takes you to his place?
 

99

OTHER WOMAN/WIFE

41


DIRTY/MESSY

41


LIVES W/ PARENTS

14


HAS ROOMMATES

3








Name something a baby might do when you kiss its tummy.
 

98

LAUGH/SMILE

91


SQUEAL/SHRIEK

3


LET ONE RIP

2


KICK

2








Fill in the blank: If you're too picky, you'll never find the right ________.
 

98

PERSON/MATE

90


FOOD/RESTAURANT

4


HOUSE

2


JOB

2








When you were a kid, name someone who could see right through your lies.
 

98

MOM/DAD

85


GRANNY/GRAMPS

9


TEACHER

2


FRIEND

2








Whether she needs it or not, what will a woman buy just because it's half off?
 

98

SHOES/CLOTHES

83


PURSE

11


FOOD

2


MAKEUP

2








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: It's not okay for my husband to kiss women on the ________.
 

98

LIPS/MOUTH

79


CHEEK

14


BOOBS

3


BUTT/CRACK

2








Name a kind of chip.
 

98

POTATO/CORN

74


CHOCOLATE

14


POKER

7


MICRO/COMPUTER

3








Name something an orchestra conductor needs to do his job.
 

98

BATON

72


SHEET MUSIC

13


AN ORCHESTRA

11


TUXEDO

2








Name something a farmer's wife might accuse him of caring more about than her.
 

98

ANIMALS/PRIZE PIG

67


CROPS

20


TRACTOR/TRUCK

9


MONEY

2








Name the most popular ride at a carnival.
 

98

FERRIS WHEEL

66


CAROUSEL

18


ROLLER COASTER

12


TILT-A-WHIRL

2








We asked 100 men...
Past or present, name a first lady you'd like to see in a bathing suit.
 

98

JACKIE KENNEDY

63


MICHELLE OBAMA

24


LAURA BUSH

6


BARBARA BUSH

5








Name a reason a woman might pucker her lips.
 

98

KISS/BLOW KISS

62


APPLY LIPSTICK

25


ATE LEMON/SOUR

6


PIC/DUCKFACE SELFIE

5








Name something that's impossible to hide from a dog.
 

98

FOOD/TREATS

62


A BONE

24


TOYS

10


A CAT

2








Name something that people take out.
 

98

FOOD/CHINESE

61


THE TRASH

31


MONEY/LOAN

4


THE DOG/PET

2








Name a sport where the players have the biggest waistlines.
 

98

WRESTLING/SUMO

58


FOOTBALL

35


BASEBALL

3


BOWLING

2








We asked 100 single women...
Name something that's easier to catch than catching a man.
 

98

COLD/FLU

58


FISH

26


BUS

11


FRISBEE

3








Besides a gun, name something a policeman might have for protection.
 

98

NIGHTSTICK

58


MACE/PEPPER SPRAY

22


BULLETPROOF VEST

14


POLICE DOG

4








Besides a person, name something people hug.
 

98

PETS

53


PILLOW

25


TEDDY BEAR

13


TREES

7








Name something starting with the letter "B" a man might teach his dog to fetch.
 

98

BALL

52


BONE

39


BEER

5


BATHROBE

2








Name a word that rhymes with "shower."
 

98

POWER

52


FLOWER/FLOUR

26


TOWER

13


HOUR/OUR

7








Name an excuse a friend gives for not helping you move.
 

98

WORK/TOO BUSY

51


BAD BACK

30


SICK/TIRED

10


GOING OUT OF TOWN

7








Name a holiday that might be the busiest night of the year for sex in America.
 

98

VALENTINE'S DAY

49


NEW YEAR'S/EVE

43


CHRISTMAS/EVE

4


HALLOWEEN

2








Give me a word that rhymes with "buckle."
 

98

KNUCKLE

43


SUCKLE

28


CHUCKLE

22


HUCKLE

5








When you hear a noise coming from your basement, what do you pray that it isn't?
 

98

PERSON/MY EX-WIFE

42


GHOST/MONSTER

25


ANIMAL/RAT FEST

21


FLOOD/WATER HEATER

10








Tell me a person's first name that rhymes with "Fannie."
 

98

DANNY

40


MANNY

38


ANNIE

17


FRANNIE

3








Name something that starts with "octo."
 

98

OCTOMOM

39


OCTOPUS

30


OCTOBER

27


OCTOPUSSY

2








Name something that some people get paid to do that mothers do every day for nothing.
 

98

COOK

33


BABYSIT

32


CLEAN/LAUNDRY

31


TEACH KIDS

2








Name something a magician might tap with his magic wand.
 

97

HIS HAT

87


MAGIC BOX

6


PERSON/GIRL'S BUTT

2


HIS BUNNY

2








Name something originally belonging to her grandma that a woman might wear.
 

97

JEWELRY

83


WEDDING DRESS

9


SCARF/SHAWL

3


UNDIES/GIRDLE

2








Name a place where you're supposed to be very quiet.
 

97

LIBRARY

82


CHURCH

10


THEATER/MOVIES

3


BEDROOM

2








We asked 100 married men...
What attracted you to your wife in the first place?
 

97

HER SMILE/FACE

76


HER SMOKIN' BOD

16


HER PERSONALITY

3


HER HAIR

2








If men had a tail like dogs do, what might they see that would cause it to start wagging?
 

97

BABES

76


FOOD

15


BEER

4


SPORTS/ESPN

2








Name something a vampire might ask a dentist to do to his fangs.
 

97

SHARPEN/FILE

76


CLEAN/POLISH

12


BLEACH/WHITEN

6


CHROME/GOLD GRILL

3








Name something that requires good rhythm to do.
 

97

DANCING

76


PLAYING INSTRUMENT

12


EXERCISE/JUMP ROPE

5


MAKING SWEET LOVE

4








We asked 100 women...
Name something a skinny woman complains about that's really obnoxious.
 

97

FAT/PUT ON 1 LB.

76


THIN/CAN'T GAIN WT.

10


FAT PEOPLE

7


CLOTHES/DON'T FIT

4








Name something that's hard to do with your eyes open.
 

97

SLEEP/DREAM

75


SNEEZE

16


KISS

3


SWIM/DIVE

3








Name something you'd hate to see an "out of order" sign on.
 

97

BATHROOM/TOILET

74


ATM

13


ELEVATOR

5


VENDING MACHINE

5








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I did everything for my guy and I never got a ________.
 

97

THANK YOU

74


NICKEL/DIME

10


RING/DIAMOND

9


KISS

4








Name someone you'd hide your hickey from.
 

97

MY PARENTS

70


MY SPOUSE/MATE

17


MY BOSS/COWORKER

18


MY CHILDREN

2








Name something you wouldn't want to see your nurse picking at.
 

97

HER NOSE

67


A SCAB/SORES

22


HER BUTT/UNDIES

5


HER ZITS

3








Name something you'd find on top of a poker table.
 

97

POKER CHIPS

62


CARDS

22


MONEY

7


GREEN FELT

6








Name something you hope never crashes into your home.
 

97

PLANE/CHOPPER

61


CAR/TRUCK

26


TREE

5


METEOR/ASTEROID

5








Name something a stupid criminal would post a selfie of himself holding.
 

97

STOLEN GOODS/CASH

57


GUN/WEAPON

30


DRUGS

6


HIS I.D./ADDRESS

4








Name something that gets shredded.
 

97

DOCUMENTS/PAPER

57


CHEESE

19


LETTUCE

18


WHEAT

3








Name something you'd put in your backyard if you wanted it to look like a desert.
 

97

SAND

50


CACTUS

39


CAMEL

4


PALM TREE

4








Name something you might be glad only comes once a year.
 

97

CHRISTMAS

47


BIRTHDAYS

37


TAX SEASON

9


ANNIVERSARY

4








Name an Asian country that's known for its cuisine.
 

97

CHINA

43


JAPAN

24


THAILAND

23


INDIA

7








Name an animal some people sound like if they snort while they're laughing.
 

96

PIG/HOG

85


DONKEY/MULE

6


HORSE

3


SEAL

2








Name something you have to buy almost once a week.
 

96

MILK/FOOD

79


GAS

13


LOTTERY TICKET

2


BOTTLED WATER

2








Name something that might be spoiled.
 

96

MILK/FOOD

78


CHILD/PERSON

14


PET

2


PARTY/SURPRISE

2








Name something a wife does that has her husband worrying, "Oh no -- I married my mother."
 

96

NAGS/YELLS

74


CLEANS/NEAT FREAK

12


COOKS/HEALTHY

6


DRESSES HIM

4








Name something you'd need if you wanted to dress up like Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz."
 

96

RUBY SLIPPERS

72


DRESS

13


PIGTAILS/BRAIDS

8


PICNIC BASKET

3








Name something kids lie to their babysitters about.
 

96

BEDTIME/STAYING UP

69


EATING/CANDY

23


BRUSHING TEETH

2


SCHOOL WORK

2








Name something a man might have at his "I just got divorced" party.
 

96

CHICKS/STRIPPERS

67


BOOZE

24


A CAKE

3


THREESOME

2








Name something ducks do.
 

96

QUACK

65


SWIM/PADDLE

20


WADDLE

7


FLY

4








Besides chicken, name a bird people eat.
 

96

TURKEY

64


DUCK

13


PHEASANT

12


QUAIL

7








Name something people often win on game shows.
 

96

MONEY

61


A NEW CAR

24


TRIPS/VACATIONS

9


REFRIGERATORS

2








Name something that makes a person's nose run.
 

96

COLD/FLU

61


SPICY FOOD

14


ALLERGIES

13


COLD WEATHER

8








Which sin do you think people confess most often in confession?
 

96

SEX/LUST/CHEATED

53


LIED

34


CUSSED/LORD'S NAME

5


STOLE

4








We asked 100 men...
Name something that makes a woman hot.
 

96

PRETTY FACE/LIPS

45


BOD/"HER BUNS, SON"

40


BEING ROMANTIC

9


THE TEMPERATURE

2








Name an animal whose legs are featured on a restaurant menu.
 

96

FROG

43


CHICKEN

35


CRAB

14


LAMB

4








Name something that's described as "well-built."
 

96

CAR/TRUCK

42


PERSON/MUSCLES

32


HOUSE/BUILDING

19


TRACTOR/MOWER

3








Name something a guy might have in his wallet that he wouldn't want his wife to find.
 

96

HUSSY'S PHONE #

38


NOBSTOPPER

28


MONEY/CREDIT CARD

21


PIC OF GIRL/EX

9








Name something Mrs. Claus might leave the North Pole to get away from.
 

96

SNOW/THE COLD

33


SANTA

31


ANNOYING ELVES

29


REINDEER

3








Name something that some people buy and some people make at home.
 

95

FOOD/MEALS

84


CLOTHES

6


BEER/MOONSHINE

3


HOT, SWEATY LOVE

2








Name a reason someone's face might turn red.
 

95

EMBARRASSED

75


ANGRY

12


SUNBURNED

6


BUG BITE/STING

2








Name something a retired stripper might say she misses most about her job.
 

95

MONEY/TIPS

73


POLE/DANCING

10


MEN/ATTENTION

9


HER HOT BODY

3








Tell me a kind of ball that's smaller than a baseball.
 

95

GOLF BALL

70


PING-PONG BALL

16


TENNIS BALL

17


GUMBALL

2








Name one thing people do to imitate a dog.
 

95

BARK

67


PANT/TONGUE OUT

14


DOWN ON ALL FOURS

11


HANDS UP/BEG

3








We asked 100 married men...
Name something of your wife's that might fit you that you wouldn't be caught dead wearing.
 

95

BRA/PANTIES

64


DRESS

14


HAT

12


NIGHTIE/PAJAMAS

5








We asked 100 women...
Name the instrument you think makes a guy look sexiest when he's playing it.
 

95

GUITAR

60


SAXOPHONE

18


DRUMS

14


PIANO

3








Name a reason a person might change their name.
 

95

GOT MARRIED

60


THEIR NAME'S LAME

16


WITNESS PROTECTION

13


GOT DIVORCED

6








Name an activity where a person might come up for air.
 

95

SWIMMING

59


SCUBA/SNORKELING

28


KISSING/BOINKING

6


BOBBING FOR APPLES

2








Name something a woman does with the picture of the ex who dumped her.
 

95

TEARS/SHREDS IT

43


BURNS IT

33


THROWS DARTS AT IT

15


THROWS IT AWAY

4








Name something Sleeping Beauty might do while she's sleeping that's not so beautiful.
 

95

SAW LOGS

41


HAVE SPEAKING BOOTY

40


DROOL

11


HAVE NIGHTMARES

3








Name something grandma and grandpa might break if they made passionate love.
 

94

HIP/BONES

77


THE BED

9


CUP/GLASS

4


DENTURES/TEETH

4








Name something everyone knows about dragons.
 

94

THEY BREATHE FIRE

76


FLY/HAVE WINGS

8


THEY DON'T EXIST

5


THEY'RE BIG/TALL

5








Name something you love to smell in the morning.
 

94

COFFEE/BREAKFAST

75


FRESH AIR/DEW

11


FLOWERS

4


MY BOO'S COLOGNE

4








Name something a man might ask his mom to do for him like she used to do.
 

94

COOK/CUT CRUSTS

72


HIS LAUNDRY

18


GIVE HIM MONEY

2


RUB HIS BACK

2








Name a creature people are petrified of that starts with an "S."
 

94

SNAKE

72


SPIDER

12


SHARK

7


SCORPION

3








Name a specific place where you'd see bunk beds.
 

94

KID'S BEDROOM

70


SUMMER CAMP

11


MILITARY BARRACKS

7


FURNITURE STORE

6








We asked 100 married men...
The perfect wife is one who doesn't what?
 

94

COMPLAIN/NAG/ARGUE

68


TALK TOO MUCH

12


SAY "NO"

12


CHEAT

2








Name a holiday that sends a lot of people to shrinks.
 

94

CHRISTMAS

66


VALENTINE'S DAY

15


THANKSGIVING

8


NEW YEAR'S/EVE

5








Other than Santa, tell me someone who knows if a kid has been naughty or nice.
 

94

PARENTS

65


GOD/JESUS

20


EASTER BUNNY

5


TEACHER

4








Name something a bad guy might throw out the window during a police car chase.
 

94

DRUGS/WEED

55


GUN/KNIFE

33


BOMB/GRENADE

3


BEER/BOTTLE

3








Name something a woman might put in the shredder after she gets a divorce.
 

94

MARRIAGE LICENSE

55


PHOTOS

31


LOVE LETTERS/CARDS

6


EX'S MAGAZINES

2








Name something you walk out of if it's dirty.
 

94

BATHROOM

53


RESTAURANT

36


A MOVIE

3


HOUSE

2








Name a place a man spends a lot of time that starts with the letter "B."
 

94

BAR

51


BATHROOM

23


BED/BEDROOM

14


BACKYARD

6








If a cheating husband wants to save his marriage, name a place he'll go to.
 

94

COUNSELOR/THERAPIST

50


CHURCH

36


HOME

6


FLORIST

2








Name something a boss might tell his assistant to hold.
 

93

CALLS/THE PHONE

80


PAPERS/FILES

9


A MEETING

2


COFFEE/THE CREAM

2








Name a present that cats bring to their owners.
 

93

MOUSE/ANIMAL

79


TOYS/BALL

5


HAIRBALL/PUKE

5


A LICK/LOVIN'

4








Besides a family member, name someone you'd ask to borrow money from.
 

93

FRIEND

67


BANKER

17


BOY/GIRLFRIEND

5


NEIGHBOR

4








Name a famous rabbit that might be jealous of the Easter Bunny.
 

93

BUGS BUNNY

64


ROGER RABBIT

19


PETER/COTTONTAIL

7


THE TRIX RABBIT

3








It's the first day of the new year. Name a reason you're not getting out of bed.
 

93

DRUNK/HUNGOVER

64


HOLIDAY/DAY OFF

13


UP LATE/SLEEPING IN

10


TOO COLD/SNOWY

6








Fill in the blank: Kitty ________.
 

93

KITTY CAT

62


KITTY, KITTY

15


KITTY LITTER

13


KITTY HAWK

3








Name something the dog doesn't want to see on your bed.
 

93

CAT

52


PEOPLE/MY LOVERS

20


ANOTHER DOG

18


ROLLED NEWSPAPER

3








Tell me something you'd love to be able to hypnotize your children to do.
 

93

CLEAN UP/ROOM

49


LISTEN/BEHAVE

27


STUDY/GOOD GRADES

14


GO TO BED/SLEEP

3








Name something that people do at midnight on New Year's Eve.
 

93

KISS/SLIP TONGUE

48


DRINK/TOAST

31


YELL/HAPPY NEW YEAR!

11


BLOW HORNS

3








Name something you might find in a swimming pool the morning after a wild party.
 

93

CLOTHES/SWIMSUIT

40


CAN/BOTTLE

37


CONDOM

10


PEOPLE

6








Name something that sticks its claws into you.
 

92

CAT

82


CRAB/LOBSTER

6


BEAR

2


EX-WIFE/PERSON

2








Name something people change on a regular basis.
 

92

THEIR CLOTHES

78


TV CHANNEL

6


MINDS/ATTITUDE

5


THEIR HAIR

3








Name a business that might be very busy on Valentine's Day.
 

92

FLORIST

74


RESTAURANT/SIZZLER

6


CANDY SHOP

6


CARD SHOP

6








What would you do if someone insulted you?
 

92

WALK AWAY/IGNORE

52


INSULT BACK/YELL

28


FIGHT/HIT THEM

8


FORGIVE/PRAY FOR

4








Name something a man owns that he doesn't like his wife to use.
 

92

HIS RAZOR

50


HIS CAR/TRUCK

24


HIS TOOLS

13


HIS UNDERWEAR

5








Name something Scotch.
 

92

TAPE

39


WHISKEY

38


KILT

11


BUTTERSCOTCH

4








We asked 100 men...
Name something you'd need to get if your new girlfriend wanted you to meet her folks.
 

92

NEW CLOTHES/SUIT

39


A HAIRCUT

28


GIFT/WINE/FLOWERS

19


A JOB

6








Name a public place where mothers breast-feed babies.
 

92

RESTAURANT

38


MALL/STORE

25


PARK

24


AIRPORT

5








Name a country a product is made in that would make you trust it.
 

91

USA

73


GERMANY

9


SWITZERLAND

5


JAPAN

4








Name something people brag about being in mint condition.
 

91

CAR/PINTO

73


BASEBALL CARDS

7


COMICS/BATMAN NO. 1

6


COINS

5








Name something people chew that ends with the word "ball."
 

91

GUMBALL

62


MEATBALL

17


POPCORN BALL

6


SPITBALL

6








If a juggler lost his balls, name something from his kitchen he might juggle instead.
 

91

FRUIT/ORANGES

56


KNIVES

24


EGGS

6


DISHES/GLASSES

5








Name a word that rhymes with "zoom."
 

91

BOOM

53


ROOM

19


BROOM

16


DOOM

3








Name something that has links.
 

91

CHAIN/JEWELRY

49


WEBSITE/E-MAIL

24


FENCE/GATE

10


SAUSAGE

8








Name a pet you wouldn't let sleep on your bed.
 

91

DOG

45


CAT

34


SNAKE/PYTHON

8


PIG

4








Name something that might have a short fuse.
 

91

PERSON/TEMPER

44


FIRECRACKER

27


DYNAMITE/BOMB

16


ANIMAL/MAMA BEAR

4








Name something you wouldn't want to see if you were scuba diving.
 

90

SHARK/EATING ME

82


CORPSE/SKELETON

4


STINGRAY

2


EEL

2








Name something supermodels don't do as much as ordinary people.
 

90

EAT/COOK

76


WORK

7


HOUSEWORK/LAUNDRY

5


THEIR OWN MAKEUP

2








Name something a person might be rolling in.
 

90

DOUGH/CASH

72


"THE HAY"/BED

8


MUD

7


A CAR

3








Name a type of movie that men enjoy watching more than women do.
 

90

ACTION/WAR

69


HORROR/SCARY

9


PORNO

8


SCI-FI

4








Name an occupation where you're allowed to be half naked on the job.
 

90

LIFEGUARD

64


STRIPPER/DANCER

17


MODEL

5


CONSTRUCT'N/ROOFER

4








Name something grandpa might lose on the roller coaster.
 

90

TEETH

61


GLASSES

14


HIS LUNCH

8


HAIR/TOUPEE

7








Name a reason a horse might not want you to ride him.
 

90

I'M A FATSO!

58


HE'S HURT/SORE

15


HE'S TIRED

10


WILD/UNTRAINED

7








We asked 100 married men...
Tell me something your wife might do that you'd better notice.
 

90

CHANGE HAIR

56


NEW OUTFIT/DRESS UP

23


LOSE WEIGHT

8


COOK/SPECIAL MEAL

3








Name a place you'd hate to be when you're served with a court summons.
 

90

WORK

51


CHURCH

24


BATHROOM/POOPING

11


VACAY SPOT/DISNEY

4








If you heard someone talking about "the boss," who would you think they were discussing?
 

90

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

43


WORK SUPERVISOR

32


SPOUSE/MATE

12


TONY DANZA

3








Name something a female magician might pull a rabbit out of.
 

90

HER HAT/FEDORA

43


HER PURSE/CLUTCH

23


HER CLEAVAGE/BRA

21


HER SHOE

3








Name something that seems to sleep a lot.
 

90

CAT

41


PERSON/BABY

32


DOG

10


BEAR

7








Name a place most people dread going.
 

89

DENTIST/DOCTOR

70


FUNERAL/CEMETERY

9


WORK

7


CHURCH

3








Name something that gives a woman support.
 

89

HER BRA

66


HER FRIENDS

11


HER SPOUSE/BOO

8


HER HOSE/SOCKS

4








We asked 100 women...
Name something you hate to do, but you do it anyway.
 

89

CLEAN HOUSE

65


LAUNDRY/IRON

11


COOK

9


SHAVE/WAX

4








Name something specific a person might have that they won't tell you is really fake.
 

89

JEWELRY

54


MASSIVE MOUNDS

22


HAIR

7


TEETH

6








Name something of her husband's a wife might kick when she's mad at him.
 

89

SHINS/BODY

52


CAR/TRUCK

20


GOLF CLUBS/BAG

9


SHOES/BOOTS

8








Name something a woman sheds.
 

89

HAIR

43


POUNDS/WEIGHT

21


CLOTHES/SHOES

13


DEAD SKIN

12








Name a three-letter word that's a child's favorite thing.
 

88

TOY

70


MOM

11


DOG

4


CAR

3








Name something of which you have a right and a left.
 

88

HAND

60


FOOT

15


EAR

8


TURN SIGNAL

5








Name something some people just don't seem to know how to close.
 

88

DOORS/CABINETS

48


THEIR MOUTHS

33


TOILET SEAT

4


PLASTIC CONTAINERS

3








It's bad when you see a rat. It's worse if the rat is the size of a what?
 

88

CAT

45


DOG

34


HORSE

5


HOUSE

4








Name something that too much of can be a bad thing.
 

88

ALCOHOL/BEER

39


FOOD/SWEETS

35


MONEY

8


DRUGS/CRACK

6








Name a little animal that's as scary to people as a big shark.
 

88

RAT/MOUSE

36


SPIDER/TARANTULA

27


SNAKE

18


SKUNK

7








Name a musical instrument you need a good set of lips to play.
 

87

TRUMPET

47


FLUTE

20


SAXOPHONE

12


TUBA

8








Name something that people are sometimes said to be under.
 

87

THE WEATHER

42


THE GUN/STRESS

19


THE INFLUENCE

16


A SPELL

10








Name something that starts with "chick."
 

87

CHICKEN

36


CHICK FLICK

32


CHICK MAGNET

13


CHICK-FIL-A

6








Besides shaking hands, name another way people greet each other.
 

86

HUG

53


KISS

14


NOD HEAD

10


WAVE

9








If you criticized a chef's cooking, name something he might hit you with.
 

86

POT/PAN

46


SPATULA

17


ROLLING PIN

14


FOOD/FRENCH BREAD

9








Name a food you leave the skin on when eating it.
 

86

APPLE

40


CHICKEN

20


POTATO

19


PEACH

7








Name something people use to discreetly remove food from their teeth.
 

86

TOOTHPICK

37


FINGERNAIL

25


TONGUE

15


NAPKIN

9








Name something people try to talk their way out of.
 

85

TICKET

70


WORK/AT OFFICE

8


CHORES/CLEANING

4


A LIE

3








Name something people crack open.
 

85

NUTS/PEANUTS

48


ALCOHOL/BEER

21


EGGS

11


WINDOWS

5








Name something of your mate's that you might sneak a peek at.
 

85

WALLET/BANK ACCT.

38


BODY/SEXY TOES

22


E-MAIL/COMPUTER

16


CELL PHONE

9








Name something people rub for luck.
 

84

RABBIT'S FOOT

40


HEAD/BALD HEAD

21


COIN/PENNY

14


BELLY/BUDDHA'S

9








Name something you'd have to get used to if you were reincarnated as a cow.
 

84

CHEWING CUD/GRASS

39


UDDER/GET MILKED

39


LIVING OUTSIDE/FARM

3


SLEEP STANDING UP

3








Name a place that people are embarrassed to admit they haven't been to in a long time.
 

83

CHURCH/TEMPLE

55


DOCTOR/DENTIST

18


BATHROOM/SHOWER

5


HOME/PARENTS' HOME

5








Name a public place where you see husbands and wives arguing.
 

83

MALL/STORE

47


RESTAURANT

24


BAR

8


COURTROOM

4








Fill in the blank: If a dog could talk, it might say "________ me."
 

83

FEED

41


PET/SCRATCH

24


WALK

15


LOVE

3








Name something you might accidentally leave on all night.
 

82

LIGHTS/HEADLIGHTS

47


TV

24


COMPUTER

8


SOCKS

3








Name something that pops up.
 

82

TOAST/TOASTER

39


JACK-IN-THE-BOX

25


INTERNET ADS/SPAM

14


TURKEY TIMER

4








Fill in the blank: I wouldn't want my boss to say I was ________.
 

72

LAZY

50


LATE

9


FIRED

8


INCOMPETENT

5








Name something a handsome guy might have that's ugly.
 

72

FEET

30


PERSONALITY/'TUDE

21


CAR

14


WIFE/MATE

7








Name a reason a woman might say she isn't worried that her husband would cheat on her.
 

62

IN LOVE/TRUSTS HIM

31


HE'S DEAD

11


HE'S UGLY

11


SHE'S GOT MONEY

9








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