We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: I'm addicted to my wife's ________.
 

100

HOT FACE/EYES

46

PECULIAR ODOR

9

BOOTY

19


LOVEMAKING

14


COOKING

12








Name something a woman might do to her moustache.
 

100

SHAVE/TRIM IT

42

NAIR IT

2

WAX IT

32


PLUCK IT

13


BLEACH IT

11








Fill in the blank: A jealous Mrs. Claus might say to Santa, "It's either ________ or me."
 

100

RUDOLPH/REINDEER

34

COOKIES, FAT BOY

3

THOSE PESKY ELVES

33


CHRISTMAS/TOYS/KIDS

15


YOUR SKANKY HO HO HO

15








Name something with teeth.
 

99

ANIMALS

66

A SAW

2

PEOPLE

19


A COMB

8


A ZIPPER

4








We asked 100 women...
Name something your dog does to let you know he doesn't like your new boyfriend.
 

99

GROWLS/BARKS

50

HIDES

2

BITES HIM

28


PEES/POOS/ON HIM

14


SITS BETWEEN US

5








Name something babies suck on that would be weird to see an adult sucking on.
 

99

PACIFIER/BINKY

32

THEIR TOES/FOOT

5

THUMB/FINGER

25


BOOBS/THEIR MOM'S

19


BOTTLE

18








We asked 100 single women...
Name something you'd do if your date took you to Chuck E. Cheese.
 

99

PLAY GAMES

29

LAUGH

12

LEAVE/WALK OUT

28


EAT LOTS OF PIZZA

15


DUMP HIM

15








Name something fake that a man might give his girlfriend for her birthday.
 

98

JEWELRY/DIAMOND

82

FUR

2

FLOWERS

9


BOOBS

3


BAG/PURSE

2








Name something a vampire might say he wants for Christmas.
 

98

BLOOD/NEW VICTIM

78

NEW CAPE

3

NEW FANGS/FANG FILE

8


NEW COFFIN

5


SUNGLASSES/SUN

4








Name something an angry wife might use her husband's toothbrush to clean.
 

98

THE TOILET

77

THE FLOOR

2

THE SINK

14


THE SHOWER

3


CAR RIMS

2








If your lover has a cold sore on their lip, where do you kiss them instead?
 

98

CHEEK

52

HAIR/TOP OF HEAD

2

FOREHEAD

25


NECK

16


EAR

3








Name something that would be harder to do if you had a really fat tongue.
 

98

TALK/CLEARLY

51

SING

2

LICK/EAT/SWALLOW

31


KISS/TONGUE WRESTLE

8


WHISTLE

6








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you'd like to buy your wife a new pair of.
 

98

SHOES/POKE-ME PUMPS

24

PANTIES/THONGS

8

KNOCKERS

22


EARRINGS

22


GLASSES/CONTACTS

22








Name a place a cheating husband might keep a pair of clean underwear for emergencies.
 

97

CAR/GLOVE BOX

71

HIS TOOLBOX

2

WORK/IN DESK

20


HIS BRIEFCASE

2


HIS POCKET

2








Name something the Easter Bunny would hate to run out of the night before Easter.
 

97

EASTER EGGS

63

ENERGY

2

CANDY

22


EGG DYE

8


BASKETS

2








Name a part of your body a golf ball could get stuck in.
 

97

MY PIEHOLE

59

MY BELLY BUTTON

2

MY CHILI CANNON

22


MY ARMPIT

11


CLEAVAGE

3








Fill in the blank: A woman gives a man a piece of her what?
 

97

MIND

48

SOUL

2

HEART

41


PIE

3


SELF

3








Name a reason a man might suspect he's turning into a beaver.
 

97

GROWS BUCK TEETH

48

GETTING FURRY

3

CHEWS/EATS WOOD

24


GROWS A TAIL

18


BUILDS A DAM

4








We asked 100 women...
Name something of yours that might come off during a make out session.
 

97

DUDS/BRA/SHOES

45

HAIR TIE

2

LIPSTICK/MAKEUP

34


GLASSES

8


JEWELRY/TONGUE RING

8








Fill in the blank: A wife tells her husband, "Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you're caught cheating, I will ______ you."
 

97

KILL & BURY

44

STAB/SHOOT

4

LEAVE/DIVORCE/SUE

32


BEAT/KICK

9


CASTRATE

8








We asked 100 men...
Name something you'd like to borrow from Steve Harvey to impress the ladies.
 

97

SUIT/STYLIN' DUDS

43

HIS ROLLS/CAR

6

BIG BUCKS/WALLET

21


HUMOR/PERSONALITY

21


BUSHY STACHE

6








They're years apart, but name something Justin Bieber has in common with Donald Trump.
 

97

BALLIN'/LOADED

37

THEY'RE DUDES

5

WEIRD HAIR

31


EGO/DOUCHEY

18


FAMOUS

6








We asked 100 women...
If you really did think like a man, what would you be thinking about a lot?
 

96

SEX/CHICKS/JUGS

84

NUMBER5

S5

THE FUTURE

2


BUSINESS/WORK

3


BEER

2








Name something women do more of at a party than men do.
 

96

TALK/GOSSIP

65

USE BATHROOM

4

FLIRT

16


DANCE

7


DRINK

4








Name something you'd hate to wake up on Christmas morning to see the dog doing under the tree.
 

96

TAKING DUMP/WHIZ

63

HUMPING/THE TREE

2

OPEN'G/CHEW'G GIFTS

25


RUIN TREE/EAT TINSEL

4


EAT'G PEOPLE FOOD

2








To save time in the morning, name something you might do while in the shower.
 

96

BRUSH MY TEETH

51

MEDITATE

2

SHAVE/LEGS

36


PEE/ON MYSELF

5


SKIP WASHING HAIR

2








When a man grunts like a caveman, what does it usually mean he wants?
 

96

FOOD/JUICY RIBEYE

50

TO BE LEFT ALONE

5

SOME VA-JAY-JAY

31


TO DROP A DEUCE

5


A BEER

5








Name a place you might hear someone say, "I love those buns."
 

96

RESTAURANT/DELI

31

STRIP JOINT

9

BAKERY/DONUT SHOP

29


THE GYM

16


BEACH

11








Name something Jay Z and Beyoncé might count when they're trying to fall asleep.
 

95

THEIR MONEY

64

"THEIR BLESSINGS"

3

HIT RECORDS/GRAMMYS

14


SHEEP

11


MUSIC NOTES

3








Name a place people spend the night and wish for the comforts of home.
 

95

HOTEL/MOTEL

56

RELATIVE'S HOME

2

OUTSIDE/CAMP/TENT

28


JAIL/WITH JIM-BOB

7


AIRPORT

2








Name something that only takes two people to do, but it's even more fun if more people join in.
 

95

GAMES/MARCO POLO

55

THROW A PARTY

4

SPORTS/BASKETBALL

15


BOW CHIKA WOW WOW

11


DANCE

10








Name something snakes do that people don't.
 

95

SLITHER

53

BITE/WITH VENOM

5

HISS

14


EAT ANIMAL WHOLE/RAT

14


SHED ENTIRE SKIN

9








We asked 100 single women...
Name something your man must agree to get before you'll marry him.
 

95

A JOB

48

A HAIRCUT

2

A RING

41


CHECKUP/STD TEST

2


A VASECTOMY

2








Name a blood-sucking creature that looks at a nudist like they're a buffet.
 

95

MOSQUITO

45

TICK

2

VAMPIRE

22


LEECH

22


BAT

4








We asked 100 single men...
You're at a bar with a date and a really hot girl flirts with you. What do you do?
 

95

CHAT/FLIRT/SMILE

37

SWAP NUMBERS

8

BUY HER A DRINK

22


IGNORE/"GET LOST"

15


DUMP DATE/DO HER

13








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you squeeze that reminds you of your wife's behind.
 

95

PILLOW

26

FRUIT

13

BALL/STRESS BALL

20


WET SPONGE

19


BOOBS

17








Besides a ball, name something you can catch.
 

94

A COLD/DISEASE

79

A BUS

2

A FRISBEE

8


FISH

3


A BOUQUET

2








Name something a man starts wearing that makes his wife suspect he's cheating on her.
 

94

COLOGNE

68

BLING/JEWELRY

2

CLEAN/NICE CLOTHES

19


TOUPEE

3


CONDOM/WEENIE WRAP

2








Name something a 50-foot woman might take on a date that's extra large.
 

94

PURSE

63

LADDER FOR THE GUY

3

SHOES/CLOTHES

18


RUBBERS

5


50-FOOT DUDE

5








Name something sexy that can be edible.
 

94

UNDIES/LINGERIE

55

ICE CREAM/POPSICLE

3

BANANA/FRUIT

21


CHOCOLATE/CANDY

12


WHIPPED CREAM

3








Name something of his wife's a cheapskate might give to his mistress as a gift.
 

94

HER JEWELRY/WATCH

51

HER VIBRATOR/TOY

2

HER CLOTHES

28


HER FLOWERS

7


HER PERFUME

6








Name something you wouldn't want an elephant to do to you.
 

94

STEP ON/TRAMPLE ME

47

MAKE LOVE TO ME

2

SIT ON ME

28


SPRAY/SNEEZE ON ME

9


WHIZ/DUMP ON ME

8








Name a part of your body where an insect could be living.
 

94

HAIR/BODY HAIR

41

BRAIN

2

EAR

40


STOMACH/INTESTINE

7


ARM/PITS

4








Name a word rhyming with "chimp" that you hope doesn't describe you.
 

94

WIMP

30

SHRIMP

6

BLIMP

26


LIMP

17


PIMP

15








Name something you'd be shocked to see grandma riding.
 

92

HARLEY/MOTORCYCLE

41

BULL/MECHANICAL

4

GRAMPS/OTHER DUDE

22


HORSE/BUCK'G BRONCO

19


BICYCLE

6








Name something that might cause you to panic if you couldn't get it open.
 

91

A DOOR

76

WALLET/PURSE

2

MEDICINE/VIAGRA

7


MY ZIPPER

4


SEAT BELT/CAR SEAT

2








If a man is in training for marriage, name a word or phrase he should practice saying.
 

91

YES, DEAR/AGREE

54

THANK YOU

2

SORRY/MY FAULT

19


I LOVE YOU

8


I DO

8








We asked 100 married women...
Unlike most husbands, name someone on TV who would listen when you talk.
 

91

DR. PHIL

45

STEVE HARVEY

6

DR. OZ

15


OPRAH

14


ELLEN

11








We asked 100 women...
Name something new you'd get that you'd rub in the face of an ex-boyfriend.
 

91

NEW STUD/A HUBBY

38

LINGERIE/CLOTHES

3

RING/BLINDING BLING

27


SMOKIN' HOT CAR

16


MEGA MELONS

7








Name a phrase that begins with "Hold your..."
 

91

...HORSES

37

...HEAD UP

6

...BREATH

20


...TONGUE

14


...HAND

14








Name a fruit a guy would have a hard time stealing by putting it in his underwear.
 

90

MELON/WATERMELON

43

ORANGE

3

BANANA

25


PINEAPPLE

16


APPLE

3








Fill in the blank: At the stripper exercise class, they touch their toes with their ________.
 

90

FINGERS/HANDS

33

TONGUE/LIPS

9

NOSE

18


HEAD/HAIR

17


BOOBS/NIPPLES

13








If you won the lottery, name something you'd buy for every member of your family.
 

89

CAR/'92 GEO METRO

46

STOCKS/BONDS

3

HOUSE

33


TRIP/VACATION

4


NICE MEAL/STEAK

3








Name something you wouldn't want to see in the stream that you just drank from.
 

89

FLOAT'G DOODY/PEE

43

CONDOM/DINK SLING

3

BODY/DEAD ANIMAL

31


GATOR/CRITTER

8


GLASS/CUPS

4








We asked 100 women...
Name something the Pillsbury Doughboy and your man have in common.
 

88

CHUBBY/LOVE FOOD

64

CUDDLY

3

CUTE

13


THEIR LAUGH/GIGGLE

5


TICKLISH

3








Name a place a ghost hunter goes looking for ghosts.
 

88

HAUNTED HOUSE

56

CASTLE

4

CEMETERY

17


FOREST

6


HOSPITAL/ASYLUM

5








We asked 100 single women...
What would you say if a date asked you if your breasts were real?
 

88

YES!/OF COURSE!

50

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!

7

WANNA FIND OUT?

12


WHAT DO YOU THINK?

10


YOUR MAN BOOBS REAL?

9








Name something that starts with the word "pine."
 

88

PINECONE

40

PINEAPPLE

7

PINE TREE

24


PINE NEEDLE

9


PINE-SOL

8








We asked 100 married men...
What's the first thing you do when you realize your wife is mad at you?
 

88

BUY FLOWERS/GIFT

23

ASK/WONDER WHY

11

LEAVE/IGNORE HER

21


BE QUIET/LISTEN

18


APOLOGIZE

15








We asked 100 married men...
Name your wife's most unappealing habit.
 

87

NAGGING

44

CUSSING

8

SNORING

13


SMOKING

11


TALK'G ABOUT WORK

11








Name something people have a hard time controlling.
 

85

TEMPER/ANGER

53

BLADDER

3

WEIGHT/EATING

12


SPENDING MONEY

12


MOUTH/LANGUAGE

5








What one weapon would you choose to fight off a pack of zombies?
 

84

GUN/MACHINE GUN

51

TANK

4

SWORD

13


KNIFE/MACHETE

12


FLAMETHROWER

4








Name a traffic sign a woman might answer when a man asks, "What's your sign?"
 

83

STOP/RED LIGHT

52

SLIPPERY WHEN WET

3

YIELD

20


DO NOT ENTER

4


DANGER/CURVES AHEAD

4








Name a word that rhymes with "fudge."
 

83

BUDGE

25

SLUDGE

9

NUDGE

22


JUDGE

17


PUDGE

10








Name something you wouldn't want someone to stick you with.
 

82

THE BILL/DEBT

28

PET/DOG

4

NEEDLE/PIN

28


KNIFE/SWORD

17


KID/BABYSITTING

5








Name nicer words a wife could use to tell her husband to shut up.
 

80

BE QUIET

44

SHUSH

5

HUSH

16


SHH...

8


ZIP IT

7








When a husband asks his wife, "What did you do today, honey?", name something she leaves out.
 

80

SHOPPED/SPENT $

25

TOOK A NAP/SLEPT

10

CHEATED/FLIRTED

21


WATCHED TV/SOAPS

13


PEED/HAD A NICE POO

11








Name something you wouldn't want to use after everyone else has used it first.
 

79

TOOTHBRUSH

40

CUP/GLASS

6

TOILET/BATHROOM

18


TISSUE/TOILET PAPER

8


HAIRBRUSH

7








Name someone you'd hate to see make a surprise visit to your house.
 

78

MY IN-LAWS

33

MY PSYCHO EX

7

THE PO-PO

22


THE IRS

8


MY BOSS

8








Give me a word that rhymes with "zipper."
 

78

FLIPPER

21

RIPPER

13

DIPPER

16


TIPPER

14


CLIPPER

14








Name something a person might be referring to when they ask "Is it firm?"
 

77

FRUIT/VEGETABLE

26

CHICK'S BOOBAGE

7

MATTRESS/BED

22


A BOOTY

12


DEAL/PRICE/OFFER

10








Name something you have that you hope to someday get rid of.
 

74

EXCESS WEIGHT

21

SPOUSE/MATE

8

BILLS/DEBT

20


CAR

15


JUNK/TRASH

10








Name something people are dying to get into.
 

72

CEMETERY/CASKET

42

STOCK MARKET

6

HEAVEN

9


A CLUB

8


LOVER'S PANTS

7








What's the worst thing to accidentally swallow?
 

65

BUG/FLY

43

GUM

4

COIN/MONEY

7


POISON

6


MOUTHWASH

5








Name something you wish was fat-free.
 

65

CHOCOLATE/CANDY

20

BURGER/BIG MAC

6

ICE CREAM

18


CAKE/CUPCAKES

14


PIZZA

7








We asked 100 women...
Name a kind of fish that describes your man in the bedroom.
 

61

SHARK/HAMMERHEAD

32

FLOUNDER

6

SALMON

9


DEAD FISH

7


GOLDFISH

7








Tell us your worst habit.
 

61

SMOKING

25

PROCRASTINATING

3

BITING MY NAILS

21


PICKING MY NOSE

8


OVEREATING/SWEETS

4








Name someone you wouldn't want to run into at a nude beach.
 

59

MY MOM/DAD

33

MY EX

5

MY BOSS/COWORKER

10


MY SPOUSE/MATE

6


MY FRIEND/NEIGHBOR

5








Name a part of a person's body that might be really narrow.
 

59

NOSE

17

MIND

8

WRIST

13


WAISTLINE

13


ANKLE

8








Name something people have two of but one is bigger than the other.
 

56

FEET

27

LEGS

5

BOOBS

12


EYES

7


TOES

5








Name a kind of bird you'd be shocked to see eating from your bird feeder.
 

56

EAGLE

23

VULTURE/BUZZARD

7

OSTRICH/EMU

10


PARROT/MACAW

9


FLAMINGO

7








Besides a car, name something else you got that turned out to be a lemon.
 

55

SPOUSE/MATE/EX

18

TV

7

COMPUTER/LAPTOP

13


HOUSE/TRAILER

9


A LEMON/FRUIT

8








Give me a word or phrase that contains the word "band."
 

51

RUBBER BAND

17

BANDWAGON

6

ROCK BAND

15


WEDDING BAND

7


BAND-AID

6








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