Name something people do to their armpits.
 

100

SHAVE/WAX 'EM

63

SNIFF 'EM

6

DEODORANT ON 'EM

10

WASH 'EM

6

MAKE NOISE/FART

9


SCRATCH/RUB 'EM

6








Name something the man picks up on a date.
 

100

THE CHECK

61

STD/BURNING FEELING

3

FLOWERS

23

WINE/BOOZE

2

THE WOMAN/DATE

6


CONDOMS

5








We asked 100 married men...
Name a furry animal it feels like you're sleeping with when your wife doesn't shave her legs.
 

100

PORCUPINE

50

SHEEP

3

DOG

27

HEDGEHOG

2

BEAR

13


BEAVER

5








Name a reason you don't sleep in the nude.
 

100

KIDS/NO PRIVACY

38

I'M SELF-CONSCIOUS

2

NOT COMFY/COLD

38

I SLEEPWALK

2

FIRE/EMERGENCY

16


I OOZE BODILY FLUIDS

4








Name something a man might pick up on his way home from work.
 

99

FOOD/MILK

55

DRY CLEANING

3

BEER/ALCOHOL

26

WOMAN/FREAKY HO

2

FLOWERS

10


CONDOMS

3








Name something you like hot, and the hotter the better.
 

99

FOOD/DRINK/COCOA

51

WEATHER/BEACH

5

MY MAN/WOMAN

18

JACUZZI

4

BED-ROCKIN' BOINK

15


SHOWER/BATH

6








Name something a pirate would take off his wooden leg to do.
 

99

BATHE/SHOWER

36

HIT SOMEONE W/ IT

8

SLEEP

30

HOP

2

SWIM

13


SHAG HIS WENCH

10








If a man had a death wish, name a part of a hippopotamus he might say looks like his wife's.
 

98

BUTT

63

EYES

3

NOSE

12

EARS

2

STOMACH

10


MOUTH

8








Name something a woman might say she likes a man to do to her toes.
 

98

MASSAGE/RUB 'EM

59

LEAVE THEM ALONE

4

SUCK/LICK 'EM

15

TICKLE 'EM

2

PAINT/POLISH 'EM

13


KISS 'EM

5








We asked 100 married people...
What's the worst way to find out your spouse is cheating?
 

98

SEE IT/IN YOUR BED

54

E-MAIL/TEXT

4

FROM THEIR LOVER

18

SPOUSE ADMITS IT

2

FROM FRIEND/FAMILY

14


FACEBOOK

6








We asked 100 men...
Name something you'd rather do with your dog than your wife.
 

98

RUN/PLAY

51

CHECK FOR FLEAS

2

TAKE A WALK

25

GO TO THE BAR

2

RIDE IN CAR

13


FISH/HUNT

5








Name something that might make you suspect your new house is haunted.
 

98

NOISES/VOICES

50

DOORS OPEN/CLOSE

7

MOVING OBJECTS

18

WEIRD ODORS

2

LIGHTS OFF & ON

12


GHOST/IMPREGNATES ME

9








Name something a man likes to see a woman bouncing on.
 

98

TRAMPOLINE

48

HORSE/MECHANICAL

4

HIM/HIS LAP

21

CHAIR

2

BED/MATTRESS

19


EXERCISE BALL

4








Name something that grows faster than you want it to.
 

98

HAIR/UNIBROW

48

MY NAILS

6

LAWN/WEEDS

14

DEBT/EXPENSES

4

KIDS/BABIES

13


BELLY/WEIGHT

13








If you're obsessed with yourself, name a place you'd keep your picture.
 

98

HOME/OVER MY BED

44

CAR/DASHBOARD

5

WALLET

28

CELL PHONE/SCREEN

3

AT WORK/ON DESK

12


COMPUTER/FACEBOOK

6








We asked 100 women...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. What kind of flowers do cheap guys buy you?
 

98

DAISIES

39

PLASTIC/FAKE

3

CARNATIONS

38

DANDELIONS

3

NONE/INVISIBLE

9


TULIPS

6








Name something that might be brewing.
 

98

COFFEE

37

A STORM

5

BEER

28

A PLOT

3

TEA

17


TROUBLE

8








We asked 100 single women...
What is the biggest lie that a man ever told you?
 

98

I'M SINGLE

29

HAS ANKLE SPANKER

12

GREAT JOB/RICH

22

1ST GIRLFRIEND EVER

5

I LOVE YOU

17


YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE

13








We asked 100 men...
Name a way you can tell a woman's boobs are not real.
 

98

DON'T JIGGLE/MOVE

25

TOO PERFECT/NO SAG

11

THE FEEL/ROCK HARD

24

SURGICAL SCARS

10

THEY'RE GINORMOUS

17


POINTY/ODD SHAPE

11








Name something you'd do if your skinny-dipping neighbors invited you over for a swim.
 

97

SAY NO/RUN

68

BLUSH

2

STRIP DOWN

17

TAKE A CAMERA

2

WEAR SWIMSUIT

4


BRING ALCOHOL

4








Name an occupation that begins with the letter "J."
 

97

JANITOR

62

JOURNALIST

4

JUDGE/JUSTICE

19

JUGGLER

3

JEWELER

5


JOCKEY

4








We asked 100 women...
Name a reason a stranger might mistake you for a hooker.
 

97

CLOTHES/HO HEELS

61

TATTOOS/TRAMP STAMP

5

LOTS OF MAKEUP

15

HE'S BLIND

2

I'M A HOTTIE

8


SAW ME MAKING OUT

6








Name something you don't like your dog licking.
 

97

ME/MY OPEN MOUTH

60

POO

2

ITSELF/FIFI THE HO

26

FURNITURE

2

THE TOILET

4


FOOD/CRUMBS

3








Name something you've seen your neighbor doing outside while wearing a bathrobe.
 

97

GETTING NEWSPAPER

57

KISSING SPOUSE

2

WATERING GRASS

17

GARDENING

2

TAKING OUT TRASH

16


WASHING CAR

3








Name something that starts with the word "chow."
 

97

CHOW MEIN

57

CHOW DOWN

6

CHOWDER

12

CHOWTIME

6

CHOWHOUND

8


CHOW CHOW

8








We asked 100 men...
Name a term of endearment that's good to call a wife but bad to call a coworker.
 

97

HONEY/HON

48

LOVER/LOVE MUFFIN

3

BABY/BABE

25

SEXY

2

SWEETIE/CHEEKS

15


DEAR

4








Name an animal that, if it could talk, would say "I'm all ears."
 

97

ELEPHANT

46

FOX

2

RABBIT

34

MOUSE

2

DOG/DACHSUND

9


DONKEY/MULE

4








Name something real birds do that you'd be surprised to see Big Bird do on "Sesame Street."
 

97

POO/ON BERT'S HEAD

46

MATE/POKE PIGEON

3

FLY/FLAP WINGS

31

TWEET/CHIRP

3

EAT/WORMS

8


NEST/LAY EGGS

6








You never want to shake someone's hand right after they do what?
 

97

WHIZ/SHOOT A DOOKY

45

LICK IT

3

PICK NOSE/SNEEZE

39

SCRATCH BUTT

2

COUGH

4


EAT/BBQ RIBS

4








We asked 100 single women...
If it were up to your man, where would you go on every date?
 

97

BAR

36

POOL HALL

9

SPORTING EVENT

22

HIS BUDDY'S PLACE

4

MOVIE THEATER

14


THE BEDROOM

12








Name something that has to be licked.
 

97

LOLLIPOP

33

ENVELOPE

9

ICE CREAM/CONE

32

YOUR LIPS

2

STAMP

11


POPSICLE

10








Name something done to nuts that Mr. Peanut's wife might do to him for cheating on her.
 

96

CRACK/SMASH HIM

74

BOIL HIM

2

ROAST HIM

8

CHEW UP/EAT HIM

2

CHOP HIM TO BITS

7


GRIND/PEANUT BUTTER

3








When you call in sick to work, name something you do to make it believable.
 

96

COUGH

68

GO TO DOCTOR/NOTE

2

HOARSE/WEAK VOICE

18

SNEEZE/SNIFFLE

2

FAKE PUKE

3


MOAN/GROAN

3








A wife might say to her husband, "Okay, if you're going to wear a Speedo to the beach, I'm going to wear" what?
 

96

STRING BIKINI/THONG

60

A SPEEDO TOO

2

NOTHING/NO TOP

23

A MONOKINI

2

DISGUISE/BAG ON HEAD

5


A MUUMUU

4








If they made an R-rated "Wizard of Oz," what might Dorothy ask the Wizard for?
 

96

GUY/"DO ME, WIZARD"

59

HOT OUTFIT/HEELS

4

GIANT JUGS/SURGERY

22

DRUGS/'SHROOMS

3

TO GO HOME/A RIDE

4


A GUN

4








Name an activity that requires using your lips.
 

96

KISSING

56

PLAYING FLUTE/HORN

4

TALKING

23

LICKING YOUR LIPS

2

WHISTLING

7


SINGING

4








Name something a pool guy might wear to tease a rich housewife.
 

96

SPEEDO/THONG

56

NO SHIRT

5

SEXY TIGHT SHORTS

18

SUIT & TIE

2

NADA/FREE WILLY

8


TIGHT SHIRT/TANK

7








Name something you try to make smell as nice as possible.
 

96

MY HOME/THE CRAPPER

54

GARBAGE CAN

4

ME/MY FUNKY BREATH

26

GARDEN/LAWN

3

FOOD/MY WARM PIE

5


CLOTHES

4








We asked 100 men...
Name something you don't want to see fall to the ground when a woman takes off her bra.
 

96

STUFFING/FALSIES

52

GUN

2

SAGGY KNOCKERS

36

FRUIT/MELONS

2

MY MOUTH/CHIN

2


MONEY/SINGLES

2








Name place you see greasy legs.
 

96

BEACH

44

POOL/WATER PARK

5

RESTAURANT/KFC

26

GYM

4

CAR REPAIR SHOP

11


TANNING SALON

6








Name something the world's oldest stripper drags along the stage.
 

96

PINK-NOSED PUPPIES

41

HER SAGGY BOOTY

6

CANE/WALKER

23

OXYGEN TANK

3

COSTUME/BOA

16


HER FEET/HEELS

7








Name something a car salesman hopes doesn't happen when he takes a customer for a ride.
 

96

CRASH THE CAR

40

HIGH SPEED/CHASE

3

BREAKDOWN/STALL

39

FLAT TIRE

3

RUN OUT OF GAS

7


CUTS CHEESE/POOPS

4








We asked 100 married women...
Name something you find irresistable in men that unfortunately your hubby doesn't have.
 

96

MUSCLES/6-PACK

40

NICE TEETH

6

THICK/LONG HAIR

19

BRAIN/SENSE

6

MONEY

15


CHARM/HUMOR

10








We asked 100 women...
If you had to share a bed with grandma, what do you hope she doesn't do?
 

96

RIP EGG FARTS

32

HOG THE COVERS

2

SNORE

25

SPOON ME

2

PEE/"BAKE BROWNIES"

22


DIE

13








We asked 100 men...
If you marry Miss Nude America, name a specific place you'd tell her she has to wear clothes.
 

96

MALL/STORE

25

WEDDING

12

CHURCH

22

WORK/FUNCTIONS

2

AT MY PARENTS'

21


RESTR'T/CHICK-FIL-A

14








Name an animal a snake can swallow whole.
 

95

MOUSE/RAT

73

PIG

3

ALLIGATOR/CROC.

9

CAT

2

RABBIT

5


DOG

3








Name something Tarzan reaches for when he wants to have a good time.
 

95

JANE/A HOTTIE

52

HIS LOINCLOTH

2

A VINE/ROPE

35

CHEETA

2

A BANANA

2


A BEER

2








Name something that would be hard to do if you really had two left feet.
 

95

WALK/RUN

49

DRIVE

2

DANCE/HOKEY POKEY

26

KICK/A BALL

2

BUY/WEAR SHOES

14


BALANCE/STAND

2








Name some news that a woman would locate her ex-boyfriend to tell him about.
 

95

PREGNANT/IT'S HIS

49

SHE'S OVER HIM

3

GETTIN' HITCHED

18

WAR!/TV NEWS STORY

2

HAS STD/8 OF THEM

13


SOMEONE/DOG DIED

10








We asked 100 women...
What's the most fun thing to do with another woman?
 

95

SHOP

46

LAUGH

4

YAK/GOSSIP

31

MAKE OUT

3

DINE OUT

6


DRINK COCKTAILS

5








If the zipper on your pants breaks at work, what do you do?
 

95

PIN/SAFETY PIN

44

STAPLE IT

3

COVER WITH CLOTHES

25

BUY NEW PANTS

3

GO HOME/CHANGE

13


NOTHING

7








Name a word you can use instead of "woman."
 

95

LADY

36

BROAD

6

GIRL

24

GAL

5

FEMALE

17


CHICK

7








Name something a wife should learn to play so her husband won't spend so much time with the guys.
 

95

SPORTS/FOOTBALL

34

NURSE/PERVY GAMES

6

POKER/CARDS

31

HARMONICA/INSTRUM'T

3

VIDEO GAMES

14


POOL

7








We asked 100 men...
Name an animal your wife turns into when she's angry.
 

95

PIT BULL/DOG

31

SNAKE/VIPER

13

BEAR

17

STUBBORN MULE

3

LION

16


TIGER

15








A married man shows you pictures of his kids. What does a single man show you pictures of?
 

95

HIS CAR

30

MOM/RELATIVES

7

HIS BABE/NUDE BIMBO

28

HIS HOUSE/PIMP PAD

2

HIS DOG/PET

16


HIS BOD/BONY PONY

12








If two women started fighting in a beauty salon, name something one might use as a weapon.
 

95

SCISSORS

30

NAIL FILE

4

BRUSH/COMB

27

HAIR SPRAY

4

CURLING/FLAT IRON

19


HAIR DRYER

11








We asked 100 women...
Name a place you go with your man that's ruined if he brings his mother along.
 

95

DINNER/APPLEBEE'S

30

BAR/CLUB

11

HOME/OUR BED

17

HOTEL/NO-TELL MOTEL

4

VACATION/BEACH

17


MOVIE/DRIVE-IN

16








We asked 100 single women...
Name something you'd hate to see when your date takes his shirt off.
 

95

HAIR/MAN SWEATER

24

MAN BOOBS

10

PIERCED NIPS

21

ZITS/BACNE

9

BEER BELLY

18


TATTOO/OF CLAY AIKEN

13








We asked 100 married women...
Name a lazy animal that reminds you of your husband.
 

95

DOG/HOUND DOG

21

TURTLE

15

HOUSE CAT

19

ELEPHANT

5

SLOTH

18


BEAR

17








Name something specific in an aquarium that the fish might be too stupid to realize is fake.
 

94

PLANTS

51

SCUBA DIVER

5

CORAL

14

TREASURE CHEST

4

CASTLE

13


ROCKS

7








Name a reason a guy might not break up with his psycho girlfriend.
 

94

FEAR

46

HE LOVES THE LOON

5

CRAZY = GREAT SEX

19

HE'S PSYCHO TOO

4

THE WACKO'S WEALTHY

11


THAT FREAK IS FINE

9








We asked 100 single women...
If your date never shows up, name something you hope happened to him.
 

94

CAR CRASH/DIED

38

FELL ASLEEP

8

GOT LOST

16

CAR BROKE DOWN

4

STUCK IN TRAFFIC

15


HAD TO WORK

13








Name something you see outside that would make you want to stay inside.
 

93

WEATHER/TORNADO

71

FIRE/SMOKE

2

BEAR/ANIMAL

13

BAD CELEB/BIEBS

2

ZOMBIES

3


APOCALYPSE

2








If it were up to dogs, what would people taste like when they lick them?
 

93

BACON/MEAT

69

SALT

4

A BONE

7

DOG BUTT

3

CANDY/SWEETS

6


DOG FOOD/TREAT

4








Name something small a male stripper might have.
 

93

THONG/COSTUME

51

HANDS/FINGERS

2

INCH-LONG DONG

26

TIPS/$

2

WAIST/BELLY

9


BUTT/MAN-CAN

3








Name something that twins should never share.
 

93

SPOUSE/LOVER

42

FIRST NAME

2

TOOTHBRUSH

31

SILVERWARE

2

UNDIES/CLOTHES

14


TOILET PAPER

2








We asked 100 women...
Name something you would do if you discovered your next-door neighbor peeping in your window.
 

93

CALL THE COPS

42

CONFRONT HIM

4

SCREAM

21

TELL MY MATE

3

CLOSE BLINDS

15


FLASH BOOBS/MOON

8








We asked 100 men...
If your dog could talk, name something the two of you would talk about.
 

93

HOTTIES

40

CARS

5

LIFE/OUR DAYS

17

THE COMFY COUCH

5

FOOD

15


PEE/POOP/OUTSIDE

11








Name something specific about Mickey Mouse that other mice might make fun of.
 

93

GIGANTIC EARS

36

BESTIES W/ A DUCK

3

CLOTHES/GLOVES

29

HONKER/BIG NOSE

3

WUSSY VOICE/LAUGH

19


HIS HUGE FEET

3








Name something a man finds in the house that makes him suspect his wife might kill him.
 

93

POISON/ARSENIC

33

HITMAN'S INFO

5

GUN

29

"HOW TO" RESEARCH

4

INSURANCE POLICY

11


KNIFE/MACHETE

11








Fill in the blank: Raging what?
 

92

BULL

74

RIVER

3

WATERS

7

RAPIDS

2

FIRE

3


HORMONES

3








What does the new wife do when she knows the ex is stopping by?
 

92

DOLL UP/LOOK SEXY

59

HOVER/STAY CLOSE

3

LEAVE/HIDE

13

GET A GUN

2

CLEAN HOUSE

12


CALL HUSBAND

3








Name something a detective might find at a crime scene that would make him think the culprit was a circus clown.
 

92

RED RUBBER NOSE

58

BALLOONS

2

MAKEUP/SMUDGES

12

MASK

2

BIG FOOTPRINT/SHOES

11


WIG/ORANGE HAIRS

7








Name something at a supermarket a man might squeeze a little too romantically.
 

92

MELONS

57

PEACHES

5

LEMONS

10

TOILET PAPER

4

TOMATOES

9


BREAD

7








Since you can't take it with you, name something an 80-year-old man might spend all his money on.
 

92

GAL/FERTILE MYRTLE

45

GAMBLING

5

CRUISE/TRIP

17

A BOAT

2

CAR

14


FAMILY/KIDS

9








Name something it should be against the law for people to wear if they're out of shape.
 

92

BIKINI/SPEEDO

34

SHORT SHORTS

7

SPANDEX/LYCRA

20

TIGHT JEANS

7

BUTT FLOSS/THONG

16


LEGGINGS/TIGHTS

8








Name something you hope the nurses aren't saying about you when you're out during surgery.
 

92

WHAT A DINKY WINKY

29

HAIRY/CHEWBACCA

4

WHAT A FATTY

29

DIRTY/STINKY

4

THEY'RE A GONER

15


UGLY/FUNNY-LOOKING

11








Name something only an idiot would do if a cop car was driving right behind him.
 

91

SPEED

61

FLIP THE BIRD

3

SLAM ON BRAKES

12

DRINK

3

RUN LIGHT/STOP SIGN

7


LITTER

5








Name something people stick their fingers in that they shouldn't.
 

91

FOOD/DRINK

46

GARBAGE DISPOSAL

3

NOSE

22

THEIR/OTHERS' MOUTHS

3

ELECTRIC SOCKET

14


EARS

3








Name something that shakes, rattles, and rolls.
 

91

OLD CAR

31

DANCING BOD/BOOTY

4

A RATTLE/TOY

29

DICE

4

A RATTLESNAKE

15


MUSIC/SINGERS

8








You should never tell a woman she looks... what?
 

90

BIG-BONED/FLESHY

71

LIKE HER MOTHER

3

OLD

6

FACIALLY CHALLENGED

3

TIRED

4


PREGNANT

3








Name an animal starting with the letter "C" that you'd never want to eat.
 

90

CAT

64

CHEETAH

3

CAMEL

8

COYOTE

3

COUGAR

8


COW

4








If the groom's dog is his best man, name something he hopes Fido doesn't do at the reception.
 

90

WHIZ/DUMP

61

EAT THE CAKE/FOOD

5

BARK

8

PUKE

3

HUMP/MOM-IN-LAW

7


EAT THE RING

6








We asked 100 single women...
Name something your parents always ask about the man you're dating.
 

90

JOB/RICH?

51

WHAT RELIGION?

5

HOW OLD?

13

CRACKHEAD/DRUGGIE?

4

PERSONALITY/NICE?

12


GOOD FAMILY?

5








Other than feet, name something that runs.
 

90

WATER/TOILET

37

PANTYHOSE

8

ENGINE/CAR

24

CLOCK

3

REFRIGERATOR

10


NOSES

8








We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: Someday, I'd like to be known as the world's greatest ________.
 

90

LOVER

31

WRITER

7

PARENT

20

MUSICIAN/SINGER

5

ATHLETE

20


TEACHER

7








Name a reason you think men grow beards.
 

90

LAZY/HATE SHAVING

30

LOOK OLDER

3

LOOK MACHO/SEXY

30

NO HAIR ON HEAD

3

COVER FLAWS/FAT

12


KEEP WARM

12








Name something you'd be surprised your grandma did to her hair.
 

89

DYED IT/PINK

62

STRAIGHTENED IT

4

SHAVED/MOHAWK

10

BRAIDED/CORNROWS

3

CUT IT

5


PERMED/CURLED IT

5








Name something of grandma's you hope doesn't end up in the cookies she bakes you.
 

89

TEETH/DENTURES

54

TOBACCO/ASHES

2

HAIR/WHISKERS

18

RING

2

PILLS/EX-LAX

10


SNOT

3








We asked 100 single men...
Name something your girlfriend starts talking about that makes you nervous.
 

89

MARRIAGE

36

SHOPPING

5

HAVING KIDS

25

OWNING A HOME

3

GUYS/PAST LOVER

15


REDECORATING

5








Name something you'd be surprised to hear Brian Williams was wearing under his desk.
 

89

SHORTS

35

PANTIES/LACY ONES

6

HIS SKIVVIES/THONG

20

FLIP-FLOPS

3

A KILT/SKIRT

16


NADA/BARE-BUTTIN'

9








Name something a person might keep in a cellar.
 

88

WINE

54

FURNACE

2

FOOD/CANNED GOODS

23

GUN

2

DEAD BODIES

4


TOOLS/A HOOK

3








Give me another word people say for "rear end."
 

88

BUTT/BUTTOCKS

54

BOTTOM

3

ARSE

18

HEINIE

3

BACKSIDE

6


DERRIERE

4








You'd probably be too scared to run with the bulls. But what animal would you be okay running with?
 

88

DOGS/PUPPIES

53

CHICKENS

3

CATS/KITTENS

22

RABBITS/BUNNIES

2

TURTLES

4


HORSES

4








Right now, name something your body's telling you to do.
 

88

EAT/MORE COOKIES

38

EXERCISE, WUSS!

4

SLEEP/REST

29

GO ON A DIET, FATTY!

3

DRINK/A 40

7


PEE/PINCH A LOAF

7








Name a reason a woman might choose to be with a chubby man.
 

88

FATTY GOT MONEY!

34

HE'S WARM/CUDDLY

6

SHE'S FAT/DIGS FOOD

23

HE WON'T CHEAT

4

SHE'LL LOOK BETTER

12


SHE'S IN LOVE

9








We asked 100 married women...
Name something your husband mistakenly thinks he's good at.
 

88

FIX'G STUFF/REPAIRS

30

COOKING

4

TAKING ME TO O-TOWN

20

SHOPPING/GROCERIES

3

DRIVING/DIRECTIONS

20


DANCING

11








We asked 100 men...
Name someone you'd hate your mate to say you reminded her of.
 

87

HER EX

54

POLITICIAN

3

HER FATHER/MINE

16

BOZO/A CLOWN

3

HER BROTHER

6


HER MOTHER/MINE

5








You've fallen and you can't get up. What's your dog doing?
 

87

LICKING MY FACE

34

STANDING OVER ME

5

SLEEPING/LYING DOWN

20

PEEING/ON ME

3

STARING

18


BARKING/WHINING

7








Name something you prefer to be real instead of fake.
 

87

CHESTICLES/BOOBS

33

FLOWERS/PLANTS

7

FOOD/SUGAR

17

MONEY

6

JEWELRY/DIAMONDS

13


PEOPLE/EMOTIONS

11








Tell me a nickname someone gives their lover that starts with the word "sugar."
 

87

SUGAR PIE

27

SUGARPLUM

8

SUGAR BEAR

27

SUGAR LIPS

5

SUGAR BABY/BABE

12


SUGAR DADDY

8








We asked 100 married women...
Fill in the blank: In the bedroom, my husband's superhero name would be ________ Man.
 

87

IRON MAN

25

BATMAN

11

SUPERMAN

24

SPIDER-MAN

2

MINUTEMAN

14


MACHO MAN

11








We asked 100 men...
Name a specific word you'd use to describe a peach and a woman.
 

87

FUZZY

20

DELICIOUS

9

SWEET

17

SOFT

8

PEACHY

17


JUICY

16








Name something grandpa might use grandma's big underwear for.
 

86

CLEANING/RAG

58

SACK/BOWLING BAG

4

TO WEAR/AS DO-RAG

13

TO SAIL/PARASAIL

3

TOWEL/WASHCLOTH

4


FLAG/SURRENDER

4








Name something most men do in the morning that a caveman wouldn't have done.
 

86

SHAVE/MANSCAPE

49

USE TOILET/WIPE

5

BRUSH TEETH

15

STYLE HAIR

3

SHOWER

9


MAKE COFFEE/BRKFST.

5








Name something a man discovers about his fianc�e that would make him call off the wedding.
 

86

SHE'S CHEATING

46

BI/CRAZY 4 COOCHIE

4

IS/WAS A DUDE

20

EX-CON/KILLER

4

SHE'S MARRIED

7


SHE'S A HOOKER

5








We asked 100 married men...
If you decided to live a simpler life, name something you'd get rid of.
 

86

MY PHONE

24

MY ROTTEN KIDS

9

MY WIFE FROM HELL

18

MY CAR

7

MY JOB

14


MY HOME/APARTMENT

14








Name something you talk to that can't talk back.
 

85

DOG/ANIMALS

52

MIRROR/REFLECTION

5

TV/MOVIE

11

COMPUTER

5

CAR

6


PLANTS/TREES

6








Name something Steve Harvey will probably never run out of.
 

85

JOKES/LAUGHS

51

CHARM

2

MONEY

13

HEAD SHINE/WAX

2

SUITS/TIES

12


ADVICE/STORIES

5








Name a part of Steve Harvey's body that's probably very smooth.
 

85

SHINY BALD HEAD

49

PERKY PECS

3

FACE/JUICY LIPS

15

GUNS/ARMS

3

BUTT CHEEKS

11


BACK

4








Fill in the blank: Road what?
 

85

ROAD RAGE

39

ROADRUNNER

5

ROADKILL

14

ROAD CLOSED

4

ROAD TRIP

12


ROADBLOCK

11








During a concert, what might a grandma toss onstage to a sexy old rock star?
 

84

BRA

35

FLOWERS

5

GRANNY PANTIES

24

SUPPORT/PANTY HOSE

3

DENTURES

11


HAIR/WIG

6








Name something a woman wants a matching set of.
 

84

EARRINGS/JEWELRY

35

SHOES

10

DISHES

12

TOWELS

4

UNDERGARMENTS

12


HOOTERS

11








Name a U.S. city that starts with the letter "P."
 

84

PITTSBURGH

31

PASADENA

3

PHILADELPHIA

31

PEORIA

2

PORTLAND

10


PHOENIX

7








Name someone you'd hate to realize you drunk dialed last night.
 

84

MY EX

26

911/COPS

6

MY MOM/DAD

18

MY IN-LAWS

5

MY BOSS

17


PASTOR/THE POPE

12








We asked 100 men...
If you had x-ray vision, name a place you'd be sure to use it.
 

84

STORE/MALL

23

THE OFFICE

8

GYM/LOCKER ROOM

23

STOCK EXCHANGE

7

RESTROOMS

14


BEACH

9








Name something you'd do if a waitress kept sneezing while taking your order.
 

83

LEAVE/WALK OUT

43

COVER MY FACE/FOOD

4

NEW WAITRESS/TABLE

12

SPEAK TO MANAGER

4

SAY "BLESS YOU"

11


OFFER NAPKIN/TISSUE

9








Give me a word that rhymes with "heart."
 

83

FART

31

PART

6

CART

18

TART

6

SMART

16


DART

6








Name a word that rhymes with "pump."
 

83

HUMP

23

BUMP

10

LUMP

15

RUMP

9

DUMP

15


JUMP

11








Name something your friend does in your car that irritates you.
 

82

SMOKES CIGS

50

TALKS/DIRECTS ME

6

PLAYS WITH RADIO

8

THROWS UP

4

LITTERS/INSIDE CAR

7


EATS/TUNA

7








Name something you'd never want to be sprayed with.
 

82

MACE/PEPPER SPRAY

34

PEE/DIARRHEA BLAST

6

EAU DE SKUNK

22

PESTICIDE

6

ACID

8


PAINT

6








We asked 100 married women...
Name something a wife might put in the cake she bakes for her cheating husband's birthday.
 

82

LAXATIVE

30

RAZOR BLADE

8

POISON/ARSENIC

23

HER WEDDING RING

3

SALT/PEPPER

10


DIVORCE PAPERS

8








Name something that swings both ways.
 

82

DOOR/GATE

30

ROPE/VINE

4

A SWING

21

BALL BAT/BATTER

3

PEOPLE/ANNE HECHE

13


PENDULUM

11








Name something you'd like to have with you at a nude beach.
 

82

BIG TOWEL

25

AN UMBRELLA

6

SUNSCREEN

25

HOTTIE/JESSICA ALBA

4

A CAMERA

13


MY CLOTHES

9








Name something a woman gets when she hits the big time.
 

82

MONEY/GOLD

20

BOOBS/NIP & TUCK

8

CLOTHES/JIMMY CHOOS

17

EGO/"I'M ALL THAT"

6

DIAMONDS/JEWELRY

16


NEW CAR/BEEMER

15








If you won the lottery on Monday, what would you hate to have happen on Tuesday?
 

81

I KICK THE BUCKET

34

WAKE UP FROM DREAM

3

LOSE THE TICKET

21

WORLD ENDS

3

PAY TAXES ON IT

11


GET SICK/HURT

9








Name something a pirate might be embarrassed to admit he didn't know how to do.
 

81

SAIL/NAVIGATE SHIP

26

TIE A KNOT

4

SWORD FIGHT

20

SHOOT GUN/CANNON

4

SWIM

18


STEAL/GET TREASURE

9








At a game, name something you wouldn't want to be caught doing on the Jumbotron.
 

80

PICK/BLOW'G NOSE

46

SLEEPING

5

SCORE HOME RUN/SEX

10

SCRATCH'G/MY BUTKUS

5

EATING

8


KISS'G/BUD'S DATE

6








Other than a woman, name something a man likes so much, he should put a ring on it.
 

80

HIS CAR

34

HIS DOG

7

REMOTE/TV/SPORTS

19

FOOD

4

BEER

8


HIS "MAGIC JOHNSON"

8








Name a word or phrase that starts with "hip."
 

79

HIP-HOP

40

HIPPIE

6

HIPSTER

12

HIP REPLACEMENT

6

HIP-HUGGERS

9


HIP HIP HOORAY

6








Name something a woman might swing.
 

79

HER PURSE

31

A GOLF CLUB

6

A BAT

16

HIPS/MONEY MAKER

6

A FRYING PAN

10


HER HAIR/PONYTAIL

10








If love were really blind, name something women wouldn't bother doing to attract men.
 

78

PUT ON MAKEUP

38

DIET

6

DRESS SEXY/CLEAVAGE

13

GET NAKED

4

SHAVE THEIR LEGS

9


THEIR HAIR

8








Name something people swallow by accident.
 

78

GUM

34

A TOOTH

4

COIN

16

NEEDLE/PIN

4

BUG/SPIDER

15


CANDY/LOZENGE

5








What present do you think Santa would like for Christmas?
 

77

REST/VACATION

32

HOT TAIL/MRS. CLAUS

4

NEW CLOTHES/SUIT

18

HAND/FOOT WARMERS

3

FOOD/COOKIES

16


BOOZE/WHISKEY

4








Name something that can go really wrong at a funeral.
 

77

DROP CASKET/BODY

32

NO BODY/MISSING

4

WRONG CORPSE

16

BAD WEATHER

4

NOT DEAD/SITS UP

14


MOURNERS LAUGH

7








Besides the U.S., name a country that has the best music to dance to.
 

76

MEXICO

25

SPAIN

6

JAMAICA

15

RUSSIA

6

BRAZIL

13


ENGLAND

11








Name a part of the body that could pop out.
 

75

MY BELLY/BUTTON

32

MY KNEE CAP

7

MY EYEBALL

11

MY ARM/ELBOW

5

MY RACK/NIPPLE

10


MY SHOULDER

10








Name something you hold in your hand that helps you relax.
 

75

A STIFF DRINK

22

REMOTE CONTROL

6

BALL/STRESS BALL

21

A GOOD BOOK

5

SOMEONE'S HAND

13


MONEY

8








After a face-lift, name something a person gets to go along with their new young face.
 

73

DUDS/AT FOREVER 21

23

SMILE/CONFIDENCE

8

TRENDY HAIRDO

13

NEW MAKEUP

5

PERKY NEW JUGS

13


YOUNG LOVER

11








Tell me a good present for a female stripper.
 

72

THONG/LINGERIE

27

BIKINI

3

DOLLAR BILLS

24

BRAZILIAN WAX

3

DO-ME HEELS

8


REGULAR CLOTHES

7








Name something of yours you look at and say, "What was I thinking when I got that?"
 

71

DUDS/HOOKER HEELS

46

MY PSYCHO CAT

3

TATTOO/VANILLA ICE

9

CAR/TRUCK

3

HAIRSTYLE/WIG

6


SPOUSE/MATE/EX

4








Name something you might think about getting rid of because it's starting to make a lot of noise.
 

71

MY CAR

31

MY PET/ROOSTER

6

MY WASHER/DRYER

11

MY FRIDGE

6

MY FAN

10


MY BED

7








Name something that's described as low-hanging.
 

71

FRUIT

19

CEILING

7

TREE/BRANCH

16

PANTS

6

DUDE/HIS BROVARIES

14


SAGGY HOOTERS

9








Name an animal whose tongue reminds you of Miley Cyrus.
 

69

GIRAFFE

24

DOG

9

LIZARD/IGUANA

11

CAMEL

6

SNAKE/PYTHON

10


ANTEATER

9








Name something you keep on doing even though you know it's wrong.
 

69

PIGGING OUT

22

DRINKING

7

SMOKING

15

GOSSIPING

5

LYING

10


SPEEDING

10








Name something that's long and wet.
 

68

FISH/EEL

22

WATER SNAKE/SERPENT

4

NOODLE/SPAGHETTI

18

A RIVER

4

A TONGUE

11


A HOSE

9








Name an "S" word that describes how dancing makes you feel.
 

67

SEXY

36

SCARED

3

STUPID

12

SMOOTH

3

SILLY

10


SUAVE

3








If grandma ran away from home, name something she'd take with her.
 

66

MONEY/PURSE

25

CANE/WALKER

7

DENTURES

11

BIBLE

6

FAMILY PHOTOS

9


DOG/PETS

8








Name a party game that might take a really long time to play at a nursing home.
 

66

TWISTER

22

BEER PONG

5

MONOPOLY

18

BINGO

4

CHARADES

10


HIDE & SEEK

7








If you got a text message from God, name something God might tell you to stop doing.
 

65

WORRYING/STRESSING

18

LUSTFULNESS

7

CUSSING/LORD'S NAME

17

ARGUING/COMPLAINING

5

SMOKING CIGS

11


DRANKIN'/PARTYIN'

7








Name a TV host who's almost as funny as Steve Harvey.
 

65

JIMMY FALLON

16

ALEX TREBEK

7

ELLEN DEGENERES

14

JIMMY KIMMEL

5

DREW CAREY

13


JAY LENO

10








Fill in the blank: It only hurts when I what?
 

64

LAUGH

37

FALL

4

BREATHE

8

PEE

4

BEND DOWN/BEND IT

6


CRY

5








Name a kind of bird you'd be shocked to see someone serve at Thanksgiving.
 

64

PIGEON

18

EAGLE

7

CROW

12

PARAKEET/PARROT

7

CHICKEN/GAME HEN

12


OSTRICH/EMU

8








Name an occupation whose members could say, "I've seen it all."
 

63

DR./GYNO/SHRINK

23

LIMO/CAB DRIVER

4

POLICE OFFICER

20

LAWYER

3

REPORTER/JOURNALIST

8


NURSE

5








Birds do it. Bees do it. But name an animal that makes you wonder how they can possibly do it.
 

63

ELEPHANT

16

WHALE

8

PORCUPINE

15

FLY

5

TURTLE

11


SNAKE

8








Name a kind of car you'd love to have your ex see you driving.
 

62

MERCEDES

15

JAGUAR

8

BMW

11

FERRARI

8

CORVETTE

11


PORSCHE

9








Name a word that follows the word "high."
 

61

HIGH SCHOOL

21

HIGH TIDE

6

HIGH NOON

13

HIGHWAY

6

HIGH FIVE

8


HIGH TIME/TIMES

7








Finish this expression: Dirty... what?
 

61

DANCING

18

DEEDS

7

HARRY

12

DOZEN

6

DOG/DAWG

10


LAUNDRY

8








Name the worst thing that can happen to a guy on a first date.
 

58

NO WALLET/CASH

16

FARTS LIKE HORSE

7

GETS STOOD UP

14

PEES/POOS PANTS

6

PUKES/DURING KISS

8


SHE BOLTS

7








So far, name something in your life you've only done once.
 

50

GOTTEN MARRIED

25

COLLEGE/GRADUATED

4

SKYDIVING

7

FALLEN IN LOVE

3

PLANE/CHOPPER RIDE

6


HAD A BABY

5








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