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Name a part of your body that looks bigger when you're nude than when you're dressed. |
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100 |
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Name a sign that your girlfriend might be turning into a cat. |
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100 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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99 |
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Name something a housefly dies from that you'd hate to be the cause of your death. |
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98 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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98 |
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Nobody wants to see pictures of your what? |
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98 |
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Name something a Barbie doll has that a man might wish his wife had. |
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98 |
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Name something a baby does that would be unacceptable in a roommate. |
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98 |
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We asked 100 single women... |
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98 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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98 |
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Name something you would not be surprised to see grandpa and grandma doing if they used to be hippies. |
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97 |
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Name a reason a wife purposely fattens up her husband. |
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97 |
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Name something about her stripper daughter that a mother still would brag about. |
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97 |
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What would a married guy hate to find out his wife did with his lucky pair of underwear? |
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97 |
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We asked 100 single women... |
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97 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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97 |
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Name something a man wears to drive women wild that instead drives them away. |
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96 |
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Name someone a cool teenager wouldn't want to show up at their party. |
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96 |
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If it were up to men, women's breasts would be the size of what kind of ball? |
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96 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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96 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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96 |
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Name an occupation in which the sexier you are, the more money you make. |
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96 |
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Name something that could happen on a horse-drawn carriage ride that would ruin the romance. |
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96 |
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We asked 100 single men... |
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96 |
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Name something you have to squeeze really hard before anything comes out. |
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96 |
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Name something most wives would do if they inherited a lot of money. |
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95 |
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Name something a bald guy might rub on his head. |
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95 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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95 |
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We asked 100 husbands... |
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95 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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95 |
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Name something a squirrel might get in a fight with if it tried to take his nuts. |
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95 |
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Name something a groom hopes he doesn't see when he lifts the bride's veil to kiss her. |
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95 |
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Name something that's harder for a man to do if he has a big beer gut. |
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94 |
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Name someone you kiss politely but never passionately. |
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94 |
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Name a small place where a big couple might have trouble making love. |
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94 |
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If grown men trick-or-treated on Halloween, name a treat they'd hope you'd put in their bag. |
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94 |
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Fill in the blank: A woman might buy a huge bra so she can go to the market and shoplift ________. |
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94 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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94 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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94 |
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Once the kids move away, name something their parents can do in the house naked. |
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94 |
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Name something a naughty kid does to Santa. |
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93 |
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Name something that might be full of holes. |
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93 |
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We asked 100 single men... |
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93 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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93 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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93 |
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Name something a woman with a crush on Santa might leave out for him instead of cookies. |
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93 |
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Name something a guy might ask his girlfriend to bring him in prison. |
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93 |
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Name a place where if her husband took her there for her anniversary, a wife would be mad. |
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92 |
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In order to save time, name something you might do while you're on the john. |
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92 |
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If a baby could talk, he might say, "Hey, you're doing" what "all wrong"? |
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92 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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92 |
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Name something snowmen might have nightmares about. |
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91 |
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Name something in your home you'd hate to discover your pet snake swallow. |
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91 |
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Name something a man quickly learns not to argue about with his new wife. |
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91 |
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Fill in the blank: There's nothing better than a bag of ________. |
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91 |
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Name something a new doctor might practice his circumcising technique on. |
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91 |
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Name something of the bride's the groom might wear on a wild wedding night. |
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91 |
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Name something a cranky old man at a nursing home might throw at a nurse. |
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91 |
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When you get up and look in the mirror, name something you don't want to see on your face. |
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90 |
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In horror movies, name a place teenagers go where there's always a killer on the loose. |
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90 |
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Name a reason a woman barely eats when she's on a first dinner date. |
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90 |
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Name something you'd do if the person you're sitting next to you on an airplane had B.O. |
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90 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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90 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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90 |
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Fill in the blank: I told my family, "Don't pull the plug on me as long as I can still ________." |
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90 |
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Name something specific men buy hoping they'll look sexy in it. |
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90 |
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Name something a father might keep in his baby's diaper bag that he shouldn't. |
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89 |
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If there was a store that sold husbands, most people would try to buy one that came with a good what? |
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89 |
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Name something a woman might consider trading her husband for if it was offered to her. |
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88 |
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Name something parents would hate to see their daughter's date wearing. |
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88 |
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Name something a stripper might do if a man only tipped her a quarter. |
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88 |
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Name something of yours that you like even though it's kind of ugly. |
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88 |
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Name something a wife might have to force her husband to wear. |
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87 |
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Name something done to you as a baby that you'd hate to have done to you now. |
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87 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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87 |
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Fill in the blank: I'd have to be really thirsty to drink milk from a ________. |
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87 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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87 |
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What does a woman do for her kids that she won't do for her husband? |
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87 |
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Name something Eve might do to Adam's fig leaf that would make him angry. |
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87 |
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Name an occasion for which you might wear your lucky underwear. |
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86 |
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When you're young, you shake your booty. When you're old, you shake your what? |
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86 |
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Name something you wouldn't want to sit on at a nude beach. |
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86 |
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If they made a movie called "Bad Grandma," what might you see grandma do? |
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86 |
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Name something the ladies might do if a male stripper performs at the nursing home. |
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85 |
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Name something a lonely guy in Alaska might cuddle up to. |
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85 |
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If your dog ran away, name something you'd be surprised he took with him. |
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85 |
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Tell me a word that rhymes with "election." |
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84 |
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Name something of yours you hope your friends aren't making fun of behind your back. |
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84 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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84 |
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If you built a snowwoman, name something you'd put on it to make her look sexy. |
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83 |
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Name something you do when you want to put yourself in a romantic mood. |
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83 |
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Name an activity during which a wife might tell her husband to move to the left. |
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83 |
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Name something a hospital nurse might threaten to do to a misbehaving male patient. |
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83 |
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If you could go to the land of Oz, name something you'd ask the wizard for. |
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82 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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82 |
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Name something a brain surgeon would hate to have happen in the middle of an operation. |
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81 |
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Name a fruit that's the size of a hemorrhoid. |
|
80 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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80 |
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On a wedding cake, a bride and groom hold hands. What might they be holding on a divorce cake? |
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80 |
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Name something a small dog might have that's very big. |
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80 |
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Name something in a bakery a baker might call his wife. |
|
79 |
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Name something a wife might wait to do until after her husband falls asleep. |
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79 |
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Name a specific word to describe a baker's buns that might also describe the baker's buns. |
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78 |
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Name a kind of house you'd never want to be in. |
|
76 |
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Tell me a candy bar a stripper might use as a stage name. |
|
75 |
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Name something that can make a kiss one that you'll never forget. |
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74 |
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Name something a man doesn't care that a woman has as long as she's hot. |
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71 |
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Name a way your spouse is like your feet. |
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68 |
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