Name a part of your body that looks bigger when you're nude than when you're dressed.
 

100

MY GUT/WAIST

50

MY WMD/PACKAGE

5

MY JELL-O BOOTY

19

MY FEET/TOES

4

THE POINTER SISTERS

10

MY HIPS

2

MY LEGS/THIGHS

8

MY HEAD

2







Name a sign that your girlfriend might be turning into a cat.
 

100

MEOWS/PURRS

37

EATS FRISKIES

4

CLAWS/SCRATCHES

21

HISSES

4

GROWING WHISKERS

18

GETTING FURRY

4

GROWING A TAIL

10

USES LITTER BOX

2







We asked 100 women...
If a man is ugly, he'd better have a beautiful what?
 

99

PERSONALITY

31

CAR/ROLLS-ROYCE

9

SMILE/MOUTH

17

HOUSE

4

HEART/SOUL

17

WIFE/CHICK

4

BANK ACCT/JOB

14

BOD/MAN-CAN

3







Name something a housefly dies from that you'd hate to be the cause of your death.
 

98

FLYSWATTER

74

NO AIR

3

BUG SPRAY

6

SICK/FROM EAT'G POO

3

STARVATION

5

DROWNING/IN CEREAL

2

HEAT

3

FLYPAPER

2







We asked 100 married women...
Name something your husband had better not be holding when you come home from work.
 

98

A WOMAN/MY BFF

65

PORN

5

THE REMOTE

10

A PINK SLIP

3

"PRINCE HAIRY"

6

A VIBRATOR

2

HIS SUITCASE

5

A DUDE/MY BROTHER

2







Nobody wants to see pictures of your what?
 

98

BODY/HAIRY BUTT

65

EX

4

KIDS/GRANDKIDS

9

FOOD/DINNER

2

VACATION

8

COLONOSCOPY

2

PET/DOG

6

HOUSE/BATHROOM

2







Name something a Barbie doll has that a man might wish his wife had.
 

98

SMOKIN' BOD

57

COOL CAR/CORVETTE

3

LONG/BLONDE HAIR

16

HOT CLOTHES/SHOES

3

HOT FACE/SMILE

9

NO VOICE

3

MALIBU DREAMHOUSE

5

MONEY/SUCCESS

2







Name something a baby does that would be unacceptable in a roommate.
 

98

CRY/AT 3 A.M.

39

MAKE MESS/TOSS FOOD

5

POO/WET SELF

28

FART

4

PUKE/ON ME

9

PEE IN MY FACE

3

BURP

8

NURSE/ON MY NIPS

2







We asked 100 single women...
Name something you bring to bed after you've been dumped.
 

98

FOOD/ICE CREAM

38

BOOK

9

MY DOG/PET

15

TISSUES

8

TEDDY BEAR

11

VINNY THE VIBRATOR

5

WINE/BOOZE

10

FLING/RUGBY TEAM

2







We asked 100 women...
Name something you love doing when you're all alone.
 

98

READING

27

WALKING AROUND NUDE

6

WATCHING TV/MOVIE

26

EATING

4

TAKING A BATH

18

SINGING

4

SLEEPING

10

DANCING

3







Name something you would not be surprised to see grandpa and grandma doing if they used to be hippies.
 

97

GET HIGH/POT

74

SING/PLAY BOB DYLAN

3

DANCE

7

PEACE SIGN

2

KISS

4

PLANT FLOWERS

2

HUMP/LIKE BUNNIES

3

BE BAREFOOT

2







Name a reason a wife purposely fattens up her husband.
 

97

KEEP FLOOZIES AWAY

67

TO BUTTER HIM UP

3

HE'S THIN/COLD/SICK

11

HE'S SANTA!

2

MORE TO LOVE/CUDDLE

6

TO KILL/EAT HIM

2

SHE LOOKS LESS FAT

4

SPORT/SUMO WRESTLE

2







Name something about her stripper daughter that a mother still would brag about.
 

97

BIG BUCKS/TIPS

38

SMART/COLLEGE

4

HOT BOD/STACKED

20

HARD WORKER

4

PRETTY FACE/HAIR

19

PERSONALITY/NICE

2

HER MOVES/DANCING

8

FASHION/PASTIES

2







What would a married guy hate to find out his wife did with his lucky pair of underwear?
 

97

THREW OUT/TRASH

36

USED AS CLEAN'G RAG

9

BURNED 'EM

13

BLEACHED 'EM

8

WASHED 'EM

11

RIPPED/CUT 'EM UP

6

SHRANK 'EM

10

GAVE AWAY/SOLD

4







We asked 100 single women...
Name something you'd hate to smell when you climb into a date's car.
 

97

TRASH/OLD FOOD

29

BOOZE

11

CIGARETTE/CIGAR

19

WEED

5

FRESH FARTS

14

WOMAN'S PERFUME

4

HIS BREATH/B.O.

11

DEAD BODY

4







We asked 100 men...
What do you think is the best female fashion trend of all time?
 

97

BIKINI/SWIMSUIT

24

THONG

9

SHORT SHORTS

23

YOGA PANTS

6

MINISKIRT

15

SUNDRESS/DRESS

5

HIGH HEELS

12

BRA

3







Name something a man wears to drive women wild that instead drives them away.
 

96

COLOGNE/AFTERSHAVE

66

HAIR DYE

3

SPEEDO

9

HAWAIIAN SHIRT

3

TOUPEE

6

JEANS/SKINNY JEANS

3

LEATHER PANTS

4

G-STRING

2







Name someone a cool teenager wouldn't want to show up at their party.
 

96

THEIR PARENTS

58

ELMO/CHARACTER

5

LAME CELEB/SNOOKI

11

GRANDPARENTS

4

A NERD/GEEK

9

A CLOWN

2

POLICE

5

PRINCIPAL/TEACHER

2







If it were up to men, women's breasts would be the size of what kind of ball?
 

96

BASKETBALL

42

VOLLEYBALL

5

SOFTBALL/BASEBALL

26

FOOTBALL

4

BEACH BALL

7

SOCCER BALL

4

BOWLING BALL

6

MELON BALL

2







We asked 100 married men...
Name something about your wife you'd get in trouble for telling other people.
 

96

WEIGHT/MEAS'MENTS

40

HYGEINE HABITS

5

SHE SNORES

18

BAD TEMPER

4

HER AGE

14

EYE-WATERING FARTS

3

FREAK/SEX LIFE

9

FAKE BOOBS

3







We asked 100 women...
Name some information you don't want to hear but you expect a friend to tell you.
 

96

MATE CHEATED

38

"LOOKIN' OLD, GRANNY"

3

"YOU'RE PORKY"

33

SOMEONE DIED

3

FOOD IN MY TEETH

8

SHE BOINKED/MY DAD

3

OUTFIT'S A "DON'T"

5

LATEST GOSSIP

3







Name an occupation in which the sexier you are, the more money you make.
 

96

STRIPPER/DANCER

38

WAITRESS/WAITER

5

MODEL

25

BARTENDER

3

ACTOR/MOVIE STAR

11

SALESPERSON

3

HOOKER/GIGOLO

9

SECRETARY/ASST.

2







Name something that could happen on a horse-drawn carriage ride that would ruin the romance.
 

96

HORSE DUMPS/WHIZZES

37

HORSE HURT/DIES

4

HORSE HAS THE FARTS

25

CART BREAKS/FLIPS

4

RAIN/STORM

10

BUMPY RIDE

3

HORSE SPOOKED/RUNS

10

BIRD DROPS TURD

3







We asked 100 single men...
Fill in the blank: I'll know I've met my soul mate when I meet a girl who likes ________.
 

96

SPORTS/THE BROWNS

36

TO EAT/WINGS

10

ME/MY HUMOR

16

VIDEO GAMES

7

MOVIES/STAR WARS

12

HOT CHICKS/IN BED

2

OUTDOOR/FISHING

11

BOOZE/KEYSTONE LIGHT

2







Name something you have to squeeze really hard before anything comes out.
 

96

LEMON/CITRUS

25

GLUE

6

KETCHUP/MUSTARD

25

MY POOPER

3

TOOTHPASTE

19

LOTION BOTTLE

2

ZIT/BLACKHEAD

14

LIQUID SOAP/SHAMPOO

2







Name something most wives would do if they inherited a lot of money.
 

95

SHOP/NEW HOUSE

56

PLASTIC SURGERY

4

DUMP HUBBY

14

HIRE A MAID

3

VACAY/TO PARIS

7

PAY BILLS

3

INVEST/SAVE

5

GET/HIRE BOY TOY

3







Name something a bald guy might rub on his head.
 

95

LOTION/SUNSCREEN

51

HIS HAND

5

OIL/BABY OIL

18

PET. JELLY/OINTMENT

5

WAX/POLISH

6

SHAMPOO/SOAP

3

ROGAINE/HAIR MED

5

CHICK'S BOOBS

2







We asked 100 women...
Name something your husband mistakenly thinks he's hiding from you in his dresser drawer.
 

95

MONEY/WALLET

46

CONDOM/PIECE FLEECE

3

PORN/PLAYBOYS

29

BANKBOOK

2

GIFT FOR ME

6

HANDCUFFS

2

RECEIPTS

5

SECRET 2ND PHONE

2







We asked 100 husbands...
Name something of your wife's you like to wear because it's so soft.
 

95

HER ROBE

33

HER T-SHIRT

9

HER PAJAMAS

16

HER COAT

5

HER SWEATER

15

HER NIGHTIE

3

HER SLIPPERS

11

HER SCARF

3







We asked 100 married women...
In one word, describe the underwear your man is wearing right now.
 

95

BOXERS

31

TORN

5

TIGHTY-WHITIES

23

UGLY

5

BRIEFS

19

BORING

3

NONE

6

SEXY

3







Name something a squirrel might get in a fight with if it tried to take his nuts.
 

95

BIRD/CROW

30

RACCOON

8

ANOTHER SQUIRREL

23

DOG

5

CHIPMUNK

12

RABBIT

4

CAT

10

HUMAN

3







Name something a groom hopes he doesn't see when he lifts the bride's veil to kiss her.
 

95

SOMEONE ELSE/MOM

28

GIANT ZIT

8

STACHE/FULL BEARD

16

CROP OF WARTS

7

COLD SORE

15

A FROWN

6

BOOGER

9

SNAGGLETEETH

6







Name something that's harder for a man to do if he has a big beer gut.
 

94

BEND OVER/TIE SHOES

51

FIT INTO CLOTHES

4

EXERCISE/RUN

15

SIT/SQUAT

3

POKE-N-RIDE

10

ATTRACT HOTTIES

2

SEE HIS FEET/CHODE

7

SLEEP/ON STOMACH

2







Name someone you kiss politely but never passionately.
 

94

MA/PA

45

SIBLING

6

FRIEND

15

CHILD

3

GRANDPARENT

14

MOTHER-IN-LAW

3

AUNT/CREEPY UNCLE

6

CLERGY

2







Name a small place where a big couple might have trouble making love.
 

94

CAR/VW BUG

42

COUCH/LOVE SEAT

3

BATHROOM/ON PLANE

30

ELEVATOR

2

IN A CLOSET

8

HAMMOCK

2

TWIN/SMALL BED

5

TENT

2







If grown men trick-or-treated on Halloween, name a treat they'd hope you'd put in their bag.
 

94

A BREWSKI/BOOZE

38

PHONE NUMBER

8

FOOD/CANDY

19

COOCH PICS/PORN

4

ULTRA THIN RUBBERS

9

SPORTS TICKETS

4

CASH/GIFT CARD

9

SMOKES/TOBACCO

3







Fill in the blank: A woman might buy a huge bra so she can go to the market and shoplift ________.
 

94

FRUIT/MELONS

36

CANDY

3

MEAT/HAM

24

CELL PHONES

2

JEWELRY

13

TISSUE/T.P.

2

CLOTHES/SOCKS

12

MAKEUP

2







We asked 100 married men...
Name a place your wife says she's going that makes you nervous.
 

94

MALL/STORE

33

HAIR SALON/BAD CUT

7

DOCTOR

19

SPA/HOT MASSAGE

5

SINGLES BAR/CLUB

15

OFFICE/WORK

5

HER MOTHER'S

8

TRIP/TIJUANA

2







We asked 100 married men...
You're leaving the office and you remember it's your wife's birthday. Name something from the office you'd wrap up as a gift.
 

94

PLANT/ASST.'S ROSES

27

PEN/PENCIL SET

9

COMPUTER

23

FAX MACHINE

5

COFFEEMAKER

12

VASE

5

DESK LAMP

11

STAPLER

2







Once the kids move away, name something their parents can do in the house naked.
 

94

STRUT AROUND

19

COOK

10

"SPLIT THE UPRIGHTS"

17

DANCE/LIKE MILEY

9

CLEAN

16

EAT

6

WATCH TV

13

SLEEP

4







Name something a naughty kid does to Santa.
 

93

PULLS HIS BEARD

40

BAD/POISON MILK

5

HITS/KICKS/BITES

21

CUSSES OUT/YELLS

4

WHIZ/DUMP IN LAP

10

FARTS ON HIM

2

NO COOKIES/EATS THEM

9

STAYS UP/SPIES

2







Name something that might be full of holes.
 

93

SWISS CHEESE

40

COLANDER/STRAINER

8

CLOTHES/SOCKS

16

GOLF COURSE

2

ALIBI/STORY

14

SCREEN

2

NET/FISHING NET

9

ROAD/STREET

2







We asked 100 single men...
Name something of hers your girlfriend refuses to let you use.
 

93

HER TOOTHBRUSH

24

HER EYEGLASSES

8

HER SOAP/FACE WASH

19

HER DEODORANT

7

HER RAZOR

14

HER PERFUME

5

HER BRUSH

11

HER VIBRATOR

5







We asked 100 women...
Name something a man does on a date that turns a match made in heaven into "no way in hell."
 

93

FLIRTS/OGLES CHICKS

24

PICKS/EATS BOOGERS

12

WON'T PAY/MAKES ME

15

INSULTING REMARKS

10

BLOWS FARTNADOS

14

BLABS ABOUT SELF

4

IGNORES ME/ON CELL

12

GETS INTO A FIGHT

2







We asked 100 married women...
Admit it: Name something your husband has that you've made fun of.
 

93

GUT/LOVE HANDLES

23

HAMSTER WANG

8

BALD SPOT

19

'70S MUSTACHE

5

LOUD SNORE

16

HAIRY FEET

3

CLOTHES/OVERALLS

16

BUSHY NOSE HAIR

3







Name something a woman with a crush on Santa might leave out for him instead of cookies.
 

93

CANDY/BETTER FOOD

23

SEXY PICS/NUDES

12

LINGERIE/EDIBLE

14

BOOZE/WHISKEY

9

HER PHONE NUMBER

13

MISTLETOE

6

HER HOT LI'L SELF!

12

LOVE LETTER

4







Name something a guy might ask his girlfriend to bring him in prison.
 

93

MONEY

16

FOOD/CAKE

13

SMOKES

15

BOOK/MAG/HUSTLER

9

PIC/OF HER HOO-HOO

15

FILE/LOCK PICK

5

DRUGS/CRACK

15

UNDIES/HER PANTIES

5







Name a place where if her husband took her there for her anniversary, a wife would be mad.
 

92

TACKY RESTAURANT

43

BOWLING ALLEY

4

STRIP JOINT

19

HIS PARENTS' HOUSE

4

SPORTING EVENT

12

THE MOVIES

2

BAR/CLUB

6

CAR SHOW

2







In order to save time, name something you might do while you're on the john.
 

92

READ BOOK/MAG

43

COMB HAIR

3

CHECK E-MAIL

19

SING/PLAY MUSIC

3

PHONE CALL/TO LOVER

12

PAY BILLS/TAXES

3

BRUSH TEETH

6

TEXT

3







If a baby could talk, he might say, "Hey, you're doing" what "all wrong"?
 

92

MY DIAPER, DUDE

42

DELIVERING ME/WAAH!

4

FEEDING ME

17

DANG BRIGHT LIGHTS

3

BURPING ME

11

STUPID BABY TALK

3

PICKING UP/HOLDING

9

DRESS'G/ONESIES SUCK

3







We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd see on a man's face that would make you not want to kiss him.
 

92

FOOD/TARTAR SAUCE

17

EXPLODING ZITS

11

COLD SORE/BLISTER

17

CAULIFLOWER WARTS

8

BEARD/MUSTACHE

15

DIRT

5

BOOGER/SNOT TRAIL

14

BOILS

5







Name something snowmen might have nightmares about.
 

91

SUN/BEACH WEATHER

62

SNOWPLOW/SHOVEL

3

FIRE/FLAMETHROWERS

14

DROUGHT

2

BLOW DRYERS

3

SNOWBALLS

2

RAIN

3

PEEING DOGS/PEE

2







Name something in your home you'd hate to discover your pet snake swallow.
 

91

ANOTHER PET

41

MY PHONE

8

RING/JEWELRY

12

MY KID

6

THE REMOTE

9

MONEY

4

KEYS

9

FAVORITE VIBRATOR

2







Name something a man quickly learns not to argue about with his new wife.
 

91

MONEY/BILLS

37

DECOR/FURNITURE

7

FAMILY/THEIR MOMS

15

HOW LONG SHE PRIMPS

6

CHORES/CLEANING

12

FASHION/CLOTHES

3

MEALS/COOKING

8

THE EX

3







Fill in the blank: There's nothing better than a bag of ________.
 

91

CHIPS/CHEETOS

35

COOKIES

4

MONEY

21

POPCORN

4

CANDY/CHOCOLATE

14

WEED

3

NUTS

8

GOLD

2







Name something a new doctor might practice his circumcising technique on.
 

91

BANANA

32

CARROT

7

HOT DOG/SAUSAGE

22

CORPSE/CADAVER

4

DOLL

10

HIMSELF

3

CUCUMBER/PICKLE

10

PERSON/HIS BUDS

3







Name something of the bride's the groom might wear on a wild wedding night.
 

91

GARTER

31

RING/JEWELRY

3

PANTIES/THONG

27

DRESS

3

VEIL/HEADDRESS

17

BRA

2

NOTHING

6

HAT

2







Name something a cranky old man at a nursing home might throw at a nurse.
 

91

BEDPAN/GIANT TURD

19

HIS TEETH

11

DRINK/CUP

16

PILLOW

7

FOOD/TRAY

15

CANE

6

SHOE/SLIPPERS

12

MEDS/PILL BOTTLE

5







When you get up and look in the mirror, name something you don't want to see on your face.
 

90

ZIT/NORTH STAR

55

DRIED DROOL

4

WRINKLES

14

BOOGER

3

BLOOD/OF MY VICTIM

4

BEARD/WHISKERS

3

FOOD/MUSTARD

4

BAGGY/RED EYES

3







In horror movies, name a place teenagers go where there's always a killer on the loose.
 

90

CABIN/CAMP/WOODS

49

THE CLOSET

5

GRAVEYARD

12

BATHROOM/SHOWER

4

MOVIE/DRIVE-IN

6

BEDROOM/BED

4

BASEMENT/CELLAR

6

A PARTY

4







Name a reason a woman barely eats when she's on a first dinner date.
 

90

TO NOT LOOK PIGGISH

41

AVOID FOOD IN TEETH

6

TOO NERVOUS

16

TOO BUSY YAPPING

4

ON A DIET

9

KEEP COST DOWN

4

CLOTHES TOO TIGHT

7

SO WON'T FART/POO

3







Name something you'd do if the person you're sitting next to you on an airplane had B.O.
 

90

CHANGE SEATS

39

SPRAY PERFUME

6

COVER NOSE/MASK

24

"YOU REEK, YO"

3

TURN HEAD

6

SLEEP

3

ENDURE/ENJOY IT

6

HANG IN BATHROOM

3







We asked 100 women...
Your man might ask you to dress as a sexy maid in the bedroom. What might you ask him to wear?
 

90

BIRTHDAY SUIT

33

BOXERS/SILK

6

COWBOY DUDS/CHAPS

22

G-STRING/THONG

4

SUIT & TIE/BUTLER

13

APRON

3

FIREMAN OUTFIT

6

TARZAN LOINCLOTH

3







We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: I wouldn't want to date a woman who had more ________ than me.
 

90

HAIR/WHISKERS

33

COJONES/GUTS

8

FAT/BELLY

10

LOVERS

7

MUSCLES

10

BRAINS

7

MONEY

9

KIDS

6







Fill in the blank: I told my family, "Don't pull the plug on me as long as I can still ________."
 

90

COMMUNICATE/BLINK

25

THINK

7

BREATHE/ON OWN

23

TAKE A WHIZ

3

WALK/GET AROUND

14

MAKE MY WORM SQUIRM

3

EAT/FEED SELF

12

RECOVER

3







Name something specific men buy hoping they'll look sexy in it.
 

90

HOT UNDIES/THONG

23

SHORTS/DAISY DUKES

9

SUIT/TIE

15

DRESS PANTS/SHIRT

9

BUTT HUGGIN' JEANS

10

MUSCLE/T-SHIRT

9

SPEEDO/TRUNKS

9

CAR

6







Name something a father might keep in his baby's diaper bag that he shouldn't.
 

89

PINT OF JACK/BEER

34

FOOD/SODA

6

SMOKES

16

DRUGS/POT

5

GUN

10

CONDOMS

4

CELL PHONE

10

DIRTY CLOTHES/SHOES

4







If there was a store that sold husbands, most people would try to buy one that came with a good what?
 

89

JOB

24

BANK ACCOUNT

10

PERSONALITY/HUMOR

15

BOD/BUTT

9

WARRANTY/GUARANTEE

14

HEAD OF HAIR

3

HEART/CHARACTER

12

BRAIN

2







Name something a woman might consider trading her husband for if it was offered to her.
 

88

MONEY/50 BUCKS

38

DOG/PET

4

BETTER MAN/2 OF 'EM

20

DIAMOND/JEWELRY

2

HOUSE/MANSION

10

A ROBOT

2

CAR/CUTE VOLVO

10

COOK/MAID

2







Name something parents would hate to see their daughter's date wearing.
 

88

PIERCING/NOSE RING

33

WILD HAIR/MOHAWK

8

TATTOO

11

DRESS/MINISKIRT

7

THONG/BUTT FLOSS

9

LEATHER

6

BAGGY/SAGGY PANTS

9

GUN

5







Name something a stripper might do if a man only tipped her a quarter.
 

88

SLAP/KICK HIM

29

IGNORE/SEE NEXT GUY

7

THROW IT BACK

19

FART IN HIS FACE

6

LEAVE/WALK OFF

11

SPIT LOOGIE ON HIM

4

PUT ON CLOTHES

8

CUSS OUT/FLIP OFF

4







Name something of yours that you like even though it's kind of ugly.
 

88

MY CLOTHES/SHOES

24

MY CAR/MOM VAN

8

MY BOD/HAMMERTOE

22

FUNKY FURNITURE

5

MANGY MUTT/PET

16

MY HOUSE

2

MY FACE/BEAK

9

MY HAIR/BUTT HAIR

2







Name something a wife might have to force her husband to wear.
 

87

TIE/TUX/SUIT

56

WEENIE BEANIE

4

HER PANTIES/BRA

6

WEDDING RING

4

A SWEATER

5

A SHIRT

4

HIS UNDIES/THONG

5

HER DRESS

3







Name something done to you as a baby that you'd hate to have done to you now.
 

87

DIAPERED/WIPED

42

SPANKED

6

FED/FROM MOM'S NIP

11

CIRCUMCISED

4

TICKLED/RASPBERRY

9

BATHED

4

CHEEKS SQUEEZED

8

TAKE TEMP UP BUTT

3







We asked 100 women...
Finding out your man is cheating is bad. Finding out that he met her where is even worse?
 

87

STRIP JOINT

36

WORK

5

BAR/CLUB

19

HO HOUSE

4

CHURCH

11

ONLINE

3

MY/OUR PLACE

6

HOTEL/MOTEL

3







Fill in the blank: I'd have to be really thirsty to drink milk from a ________.
 

87

COW'S UDDER

29

BABY'S BOTTLE

6

CARTON/JUG

21

CHICK'S NIPPLE

4

GOAT'S TEAT

12

TOILET

3

SHOE

9

DIRTY GLASS

3







We asked 100 women...
What are you tempted to do when a construction worker whistles at you?
 

87

SMILE/LAUGH

29

FLASH/MOON HIM

6

WHISTLE BACK

14

WAVE

4

FLIP THE BIRD

14

IGNORE/KEEP GOING

4

WINK

13

CHECK HIM OUT

3







What does a woman do for her kids that she won't do for her husband?
 

87

COOK/PACK LUNCH

24

CLEAN UP/LAUNDRY

9

FEED/BREASTFEED

14

HELP DRESS

8

WIPE/DIAPER

11

DRIVE/TAKE PLACES

7

GIVE BATH

9

PICK/WIPE NOSE

5







Name something Eve might do to Adam's fig leaf that would make him angry.
 

87

PULL IT/OFF

21

BURN/SMOKE IT

6

RIP/CUT IT

19

COOK/EAT IT

5

STEAL/HIDE/LOSE

19

STARCH IT

4

WASH/SHRINK IT

10

DECORATE/ADD LACE

3







Name an occasion for which you might wear your lucky underwear.
 

86

HOT DATE

30

WEDDING/NIGHT

7

JOB INTERVIEW

16

ANNIVERSARY

5

CASINO/GAMBLING

11

VALENTINE'S DAY

4

SPORTING EVENT

9

EXAM/FINALS

4







When you're young, you shake your booty. When you're old, you shake your what?
 

86

HEAD

27

FINGER

8

PUDGY PAUNCH

12

SAGGY MELONS

8

FAT, FURRY FANNY

11

METAMUCIL/MEDS

6

CANE

9

HAND/FIST

5







Name something you wouldn't want to sit on at a nude beach.
 

86

A CRAB

23

A JELLYFISH

8

THE SAND

21

PUBLIC CHAIR/BENCH

5

CACTUS/THORN

11

AN ANT HILL

5

ROCK/STONES

8

TURNED-ON NUDIST

5







If they made a movie called "Bad Grandma," what might you see grandma do?
 

86

DRINK/BODY SHOTS

15

DRUGS/POT COOKIES

10

STRIP/VACUUM NUDE

14

STEAL/ROB BANK

10

CURSE/YELL

14

KISS/SLUT IT UP

7

SPANK/CANE PEOPLE

11

FART/ON GRANDKID

5







Name something the ladies might do if a male stripper performs at the nursing home.
 

85

LAUGH/CHEER

36

DANCE

6

$$$/MAKE IT RAIN

14

DIE

6

HANDLE GOODS/SPANK

8

FAINT

4

HAVE HEART ATTACK

7

BLUSH

4







Name something a lonely guy in Alaska might cuddle up to.
 

85

BEAR/POLAR BEAR

34

PILLOW

5

DOG/A HOT HUSKY

23

BLANKET

4

A NICE FIRE

7

A WET, WARM SEAL

3

FUR/ANIMAL SKIN RUG

6

SEXY ESKIMO/BABE

3







If your dog ran away, name something you'd be surprised he took with him.
 

85

THE CAT

23

CLOTHES/SHOE

6

LEASH/COLLAR

17

BED/PILLOW

6

FOOD/BOWL

16

FAVORITE TOY

4

HIS BONE

9

WALLET/MONEY

4







Tell me a word that rhymes with "election."
 

84

SELECTION

32

PROTECTION

5

ERECTION

23

REJECTION

4

PERFECTION

6

COLLECTION

4

DETECTION

6

SECTION

4







Name something of yours you hope your friends aren't making fun of behind your back.
 

84

BODY/5-FOOT FANNY

26

MY STUPID/UGLY MATE

4

HAIR/RAT-LIKE FACE

25

MY LOW IQ

4

CLOTHES/SHOES

11

CRAPPY/DIRTY HOUSE

3

CLUNKER/'73 NOVA

8

MY WEIRD VOICE

3







We asked 100 women...
Some guys have buns of steel. Be honest: What do your man's buns feel like?
 

84

JELL-O

25

ROCKS

7

DOUGH/BREAD

15

PLAY-DOH

5

MARSHMALLOWS

14

RUBBER

5

STEEL/IRON

9

MASHED POTATOES

4







If you built a snowwoman, name something you'd put on it to make her look sexy.
 

83

SNOW BOOBS

32

DRESS/SKIRT

5

LINGERIE/THONG

22

LONG LASHES

3

BIKINI

9

HAT/NURSE'S CAP

3

LIPSTICK/MAKEUP

6

HOT HAIRDO

3







Name something you do when you want to put yourself in a romantic mood.
 

83

MUSIC/TITANIC SONG

30

SHOWER

7

DRESS UP/SEXY

12

PORN/DIRTY BOOK

6

CHUG BOOZE

11

LIGHT CANDLES

5

DINNER/CHOCOLATE

8

THINK ABOUT MATE

4







Name an activity during which a wife might tell her husband to move to the left.
 

83

SUGARING THE COOKIE

27

HANGING PICTURE

7

DANCING/ELEC. SLIDE

18

TWISTER/GAME

7

DRIVING

8

TAKING PHOTO

5

SPORT/BOWLING

7

MOPPING/CLEANING

4







Name something a hospital nurse might threaten to do to a misbehaving male patient.
 

83

SEDATE/GIVE SHOT

23

CATHETER/YANK IT

8

STRAP HIM DOWN

12

GIVE HIM ENEMA

7

SLAP/SPANK/PINCH

11

NO FOOD FOR YOU!

6

CALL BACKUP/HIS MOM

11

CUT OFF HIS NUGGETS

5







If you could go to the land of Oz, name something you'd ask the wizard for.
 

82

$$$/MAD CHEDDAR

37

PEACE/ON EARTH

4

HEALTH/NEW HEART

17

LOVE/NUDE DOROTHY

4

A BRAIN

7

HAPPINESS

4

HOT BOD/BIG BANANA

5

MAGIC POWER/TO FLY

4







We asked 100 married women...
Name something you shouldn't allow in your bedroom or you can kiss romance good-bye.
 

82

TV/FOOTBALL

18

PET/DOG

10

FOOD/FUNYUNS

13

CONDOM/HOG HELMET

8

SEPARATE BEDS

11

FLANNEL NIGHTGOWN

7

COMPUTER

10

CURLERS

5







Name something a brain surgeon would hate to have happen in the middle of an operation.
 

81

SNEEZE/COUGH

34

HEART ATTACK/STROKE

6

HAND/ARM PROBLEM

11

DROP/LOSE SCALPEL

5

PATIENT CROAKS

8

EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA

5

POWER OUTAGE

8

PATIENT WAKES/MOVES

4







Name a fruit that's the size of a hemorrhoid.
 

80

GRAPE

42

BLUEBERRY

5

CHERRY

8

RASPBERRY

4

PLUM

7

KIWI

4

RAISIN

6

STRAWBERRY

4







We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: Is that a ________ in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
 

80

BANANA

28

ROLL OF QUARTERS

6

GUN/PISTOL

14

SOCK

6

PICKLE/CUCUMBER

9

WALLET

5

SAUSAGE/SALAMI

7

ZUCCHINI

5







On a wedding cake, a bride and groom hold hands. What might they be holding on a divorce cake?
 

80

DIVORCE PAPERS

24

LAWYER/BILL

4

KNIVES

18

MONEY/BANKBOOK

4

GUNS

16

THE KIDS

4

AXES

6

THROATS/NECKS

4







Name something a small dog might have that's very big.
 

80

TAIL

18

'TUDE/PERSONALITY

6

EARS

18

MOUTH/TONGUE/BITE

6

BARK

15

DONG/PUPPYMAKER

5

BONE

8

HEAD

4







Name something in a bakery a baker might call his wife.
 

79

HONEY/BUNS

32

MUFFIN

7

HIS OVEN

9

SUGAR

5

SWEET/SWEETIE

9

DONUT

5

CUPCAKE

8

DOUGHY

4







Name something a wife might wait to do until after her husband falls asleep.
 

79

READ

17

PIG OUT

9

TWIDDLE HER TWANGER

14

CALL FRIEND/LOVER

8

FART/MAJOR DUMP

9

ONLINE SHOP/SURF

8

TV/CHICK FLICK

9

TAKE BATH/SHOWER

5







Name a specific word to describe a baker's buns that might also describe the baker's buns.
 

78

SOFT

23

TASTY

5

HOT

22

FATTY

3

ROUND

10

FIRM

3

BIG

9

SWEET

3







Name a kind of house you'd never want to be in.
 

76

HAUNTED HOUSE

27

SMALL HOUSE/HUT

7

JAIL/BIG HOUSE

11

GLASS HOUSE

6

DOGHOUSE

8

CAT/HO HOUSE

5

CRACK HOUSE

7

OUTHOUSE

5







Tell me a candy bar a stripper might use as a stage name.
 

75

MILKY WAY

19

BUTTERFINGER

8

SNICKERS

11

KIT KAT

6

BABY RUTH

10

TWIX

6

MOUNDS

10

PAYDAY

5







Name something that can make a kiss one that you'll never forget.
 

74

TONGUE ACTION

23

PLACE/IN A CASTLE

5

PASSION/LOVE

15

LONG/LINGERING

5

IT'S YOUR FIRST

11

PETTING/FONDLING

3

THE PERSON

9

LEADS TO HOT SEX

3







Name something a man doesn't care that a woman has as long as she's hot.
 

71

A BRAIN

27

PETS/100 CATS

6

A KID/14 OF THEM

8

TEMPER/'TUDE

5

MONEY/JOB

8

TATTOOS/ON FACE

5

BAD HAIR

7

GIANT MOLES

5







Name a way your spouse is like your feet.
 

68

STINKY

20

SUPPORT/STABILITY

6

ROUGH/CALLOUS

13

A PAIN

5

SOFT/SMOOTH

8

UGLY

4

SWEATY/STICKY

8

ALWAYS TIRED

4







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