Name a word that rhymes with "teeny."
 

100

WEENIE

71


BEANIE

15


MEANIE

12


GENIE

2








Name something you put your foot in.
 

100

SHOES/SLIPPERS

67


MY MOUTH

16


SOCKS

14


A POOL

3








Name a meat you carve at the table.
 

100

TURKEY

64


BEEF/STEAK

22


HAM

12


LAMB/MUTTON

2








Give me a word that rhymes with "tube."
 

100

LUBE

60


BOOB

18


CUBE

18


RUBE

4








Fill in the blank: You're in deep what?
 

100

DOO-DOO

53


TROUBLE

22


WATER

21


SLEEP

4








Real or fictional, name a famous Sanders.
 

100

COLONEL SANDERS

52


BERNIE SANDERS

44


LARRY SANDERS

2


BARRY SANDERS

2








We asked 100 single men...
It's good if your date removes her clothes. It's bad if she also removes her what?
 

100

TEETH

39


WEDDING RING

35


WIG/HAIR

17


BRACES

9








Name something supermodels like to chew up and spit out.
 

99

FOOD/GUM

79


MATES/LOVERS

14


MODELS/COMPETITION

4


AGENTS/HANDLERS

2








We asked 100 married men...
You kiss your mom on the cheek. You kiss your wife on the what?
 

99

LIPS/MOUTH

79


NECK

12


BUTT/CINNAMON RING

5


NOSE

3








Name a color of marshmallow Peeps.
 

99

YELLOW

74


PINK

17


WHITE

6


PURPLE

2








Name someone a child worries will automatically know when he does something bad.
 

99

MOM

70


DAD

15


SANTA CLAUS

9


GOD/JESUS

5








Name something of which there's always plenty of at a good party.
 

99

DRINKS/BOOZE

63


FOOD/SHRIMP

27


PEOPLE/BABES

5


LAUGHTER

4








When a cow sees the farmer walking toward it, what does she hope the farmer's going to do?
 

99

FEED HER

63


MILK HER TEATS

24


WALK PAST HER

9


PET/HUG HER

3








Name another word for "pancake."
 

99

FLAPJACK

57


HOTCAKE

30


CREPE

9


GRIDDLECAKE

3








We asked 100 single women...
What might a date say he has several of that would make you more interested?
 

99

CARS

31


HOUSES

30


DOLLARS/BANK ACCT.

28


PETS/HORSES

10








Name something you land.
 

98

A PLANE

91


A FISH

3


DISMOUNT/GYMNAST MOVE

2


A JOB

2








Name something that might be going around.
 

98

FLU/COLD

89


RAGING STD

4


GOSSIP/RUMOR

3


MERRY-GO-ROUND

2








Name something that rises in the morning.
 

98

THE SUN

87


MY SILLY 6-INCH

5


ME OUT OF BED

4


BIRD/ROOSTER

2








Tell me something around the house that you empty.
 

98

TRASH CAN

84


ASHTRAY

7


DISHWASHER

5


ICE CUBE TRAY

2








Name a reason a guy's nickname might be "The Hulk."
 

98

BIG/MUSCULAR

83


BAD TEMPER

10


GREENISH SKIN

3


NO SHIRT/PURPLE PANTS

2








Name something in the home a man should not be afraid to kill.
 

98

BUG/SPIDER

81


MOUSE/RAT

12


SNAKE

3


INTRUDER

2








Name something a clown has that's floppy.
 

98

SHOES/FEET

81


EARS

9


HAT

6


HAIR

2








If a man argues with his wife in the morning, what will he be doing alone that night?
 

98

SLEEPING

80


EATING

13


HAVING SEX

3


DRINKING

2








We asked 100 single women...
Name an article of clothing you'd take off on a first date.
 

98

JACKET/COAT

77


SHOES

16


SWEATER

3


BRA

2








Name something with fins.
 

98

SHARK/FISH

77


DOLPHIN

14


CLASSIC CARS

5


SCUBA DIVERS

2








Name the occupation of someone you make an appointment to see when you need to get something off your chest.
 

98

SHRINK/COUNSELOR

74


DOCTOR/SURGEON

14


CLERGY

7


BEAUTICIAN/WAXER

3








Name something you find in a well.
 

98

WATER

72


COINS/PENNIES

22


TRAPPED PERSON

2


A BUCKET

2








Tell me something everyone knows about George Washington.
 

98

FIRST PRESIDENT

72


CHERRY TREE/CAN'T LIE

11


WOODEN TEETH

9


ON DOLLAR BILL

6








Name a game that can be played with just a pencil and paper.
 

98

TIC-TAC-TOE

66


HANGMAN

28


PICTIONARY

2


WORD SEARCH

2








We asked 100 men...
Name something you borrow to impress your date.
 

98

CAR/STRETCH LIMO

66


STYLIN' DUDS/SHOES

22


CASH

6


AFTERSHAVE/COLOGNE

4








Name something a movie director might yell out on the set.
 

98

CUT

65


ACTION

26


QUIET

4


TAKE...

3








When a baby cries, it might be saying, "I need a" what "right now."
 

98

BOTTLE/BOOB/MEAL

60


DIAPER CHANGE

24


HUG/CUDDLE

8


NAP

6








Tell me something that gets stuck in a tree.
 

98

CAT

58


KITE

35


FRISBEE

3


BALLOON

2








Fill in the blank: If a farmer's car breaks down, he might have to go into town on a what?
 

98

A TRACTOR

56


A HORSE

35


A COW

4


A COMBINE

3








Name an excuse you use to miss work that you can only use a few times.
 

98

ILLNESS/DR. APPT.

51


DEATH IN FAMILY

27


CAR TROUBLE

17


WEATHER

3








Name something that starts with the word "German."
 

98

CHOCOLATE/CAKE

49


SHEPHERD

36


MEASLES

8


POTATO SALAD

5








We asked 100 married men...
Name something your wife doesn't bother putting on anymore.
 

98

MAKEUP/LIPSTICK

43


LINGERIE/CROTCHLESS

39


JEWELRY

11


BATHING SUIT/BIKINI

5








Name something a person takes off.
 

97

CLOTHES/HOOKER HEELS

89


GLASSES

4


WORK

2


POUNDS/WEIGHT

2








Name something you only have one of, so you should take care of it.
 

97

BODY/LIFE

85


FAMILY/MOM

7


HOME

3


CAR

2








Name something a man's new wife takes off before going to bed that makes her unrecognizable.
 

97

MAKEUP

83


WIG

10


BRA/PADDED

2


GLASSES

2








Name a place people don't want to go until they lose weight.
 

97

BEACH/HAWAII

75


GYM

12


SWIMMING POOL

5


CLASS REUNION

5








Name a place where you hear someone say "Bend over."
 

97

DOCTOR'S OFFICE

73


BEDROOM

8


JAIL/PRISON

8


GYM/YOGA CLASS

8








Name something on her man that a woman might adjust.
 

97

TIE/CLOTHES

72


'TUDE/PERSONALITY

10


HAIR

9


WEIGHT/SIZE/DIET

6








Name something women buy to make their hands look good.
 

97

LOTION

68


NAIL POLISH

16


RINGS/DIAMONDS

9


GLOVES

4








Name a building that has many beds in it.
 

97

HOTEL

67


HOSPITAL

23


DORM

5


MILITARY BARRACKS

2








Name something specific you need to make a scarecrow.
 

97

STRAW

66


HAT/CLOTHES

21


POLE/BROOMSTICK

7


CORN HUSKS

3








Name something specific that a mom gets tired of picking up.
 

97

CLOTHES/SHOES

62


TOYS

29


FOOD/CRUMBS

4


BABY/KIDS

2








Give me a word that rhymes with "moose."
 

97

GOOSE

60


LOOSE

29


NOOSE

5


CABOOSE

3








Name something you hang on the Christmas tree that can be eaten.
 

97

CANDY CANE

60


POPCORN

25


COOKIE/GINGERBREAD

9


FRUIT/ORANGE

3








If the husband is forced to spend the night in the doghouse, where does the dog sleep?
 

97

BEDROOM/WITH WIFE

60


IN DOGHOUSE TOO

17


THE COUCH

12


PORCH/YARD

8








We asked 100 women...
If you were married to a circus clown, name a place you'd tell him to lose the nose.
 

97

HOME/IN THE SACK

58


SUNDAY CHURCH SVC.

21


RESTAURANT

16


WEDDING

2








Name something you shouldn't pick at when you're at the dinner table.
 

97

NOSE

58


FOOD/SOMEONE ELSE'S

20


SCAB/SORE

11


TEETH

8








Name something customers might squeeze while in the grocery store.
 

97

FRUIT/PRODUCE

57


CHARMIN/T.P.

24


BREAD

14


SHOPPING CART HANDLE

2








Name something you might not like about a person's handshake.
 

97

SWEATY/WET

56


WEAK/LOOSE

29


TOO TIGHT/HARD

10


COUGH/SNEEZED ON

2








Name a musical instrument a cowboy might play around the campfire.
 

97

GUITAR

55


HARMONICA

26


BANJO

14


FIDDLE

2








Name a party game that might be more fun to play in the nude.
 

97

TWISTER

53


CARDS/POKER

37


TRUTH OR DARE

5


CHARADES

2








Fill in the blank: My ex sent me an e-mail that said, "Having a wonderful time. Wish you were" what?
 

97

HERE

52


DEAD

38


HAPPY

4


NOT HERE/FAR AWAY

3








We asked 100 men...
Name something used to crush nuts you wouldn't want a woman to use on you.
 

97

NUTCRACKER

49


HAMMER/MALLET

30


PLIERS

12


CLAMP

6








Everyone wants the newest model when it comes to what?
 

97

CELL PHONES

48


CARS

44


COMPUTERS/TABLETS

3


WOMEN/MEN

2








Name a kind of place to which flowers are frequently delivered.
 

97

CEMETERY/FUNERAL

48


HOSPITAL

25


WORK/OFFICE

17


HOME

7








We asked 100 women...
Name something you really wouldn't want to see a 100-year-old man wearing.
 

97

SPEEDO

45


SHORTS/DAISY DUKES

22


G-STRING/THONG

19


SKINNY JEANS

11








Name something men do to disguise the fact that they're losing their hair.
 

97

WEAR HAT

43


COMB-OVER

40


TOUPEE/WIG

10


CUT SHORT/SHAVE IT

4








Name something you try to avoid when camping in the woods.
 

97

BEARS

42


BUGS

33


SNAKES

20


SKUNKS

2








We asked 100 women...
It's bad if you catch your man cheating on you. It's worse if he's cheating on you with who?
 

97

MY BESTIE

42


MY MOTHER

26


MY SISTER/TWIN

19


A DUDE/MY BROTHER

10








Name something that comes in a basket.
 

96

FOOD/EGGS/FRUIT

83


FLOWERS/PLANT

7


PUPPIES/ANIMALS

3


LAUNDRY/CLOTHES

3








Name something grandpa might do while he's sleeping that would wake him up.
 

96

SNORE

79


FART/LIQUID

11


FALL/ROLL OUT

3


SLEEPWALK

3








Name something a centerfold model might catch.
 

96

ILLNESS/GONORRHEA

77


A MAN/RICH ONE

14


TIPS/MONEY

3


YOUR EYE/A LOOK

2








Name an amusement park ride that you could compare to marriage.
 

96

ROLLER COASTER

77


MERRY-GO-ROUND

14


FERRIS WHEEL

3


BUMPER CARS

2








Name a piece of sports equipment that's made of leather.
 

96

GLOVE/MITT

76


BALL/FOOTBALL

16


SHOES

2


SADDLE

2








Name a place where you hear a bell ringing.
 

96

CHURCH

75


SCHOOL

17


STORE/SALVAT'N ARMY

2


HOME

2








Name a homemade gift people like to give that no one likes to receive.
 

96

FRUITCAKE/FOOD

75


CLOTHES/KNITTED

16


ART/CRAFTS

3


A CARD

2








Name a fruit or vegetable a sex education teacher might use in class for demonstration purposes.
 

96

BANANA

73


CUCUMBER/PICKLE

18


ZUCCHINI

3


APPLE

2








Name something you'd hate to find out a coworker has that's bigger than yours.
 

96

PAYCHECK/BONUS

69


HOUSE

20


CAR

4


IQ/BRAIN

3








Name something little kids stick down the toilet that clogs it.
 

96

TOY/TEDDY BEAR

65


T.P./PAPER

23


CLOTHES/DIAPER

4


CRAYONS

4








Name something into which a person might take a plunge.
 

96

SWIMMING POOL

64


LAKE/BODY OF WATER

18


MARRIAGE

12


NEW JOB/CAREER

2








Name something that follows the word "roller."
 

96

COASTER

63


SKATES/SKATER

19


DERBY

8


BLADE

6








Name something grown men do in the swimming pool that's very immature.
 

96

PEE

59


BUBBLE FART

19


SPLASH

10


DUNK PEOPLE

8








Name something a plumber uses to do his job.
 

96

WRENCH

57


PLUNGER

28


SNAKE

8


PIPE

3








Name something frogs do that Miss Piggy hates Kermit doing in the bedroom.
 

96

CROAK/RIBBIT

56


JUMP

22


TONGUE OUT/EAT BUG

14


POOP/PEE

4








We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: My wife and I make sweet ______ together.
 

96

LOVE

54


MUSIC

29


COOKIES/FOOD

7


BABIES/KIDS

6








Grandma might yell at grandpa, "You old fool, you're wearing my" what?
 

96

CLOTHES/UNDIES

54


GLASSES

20


DENTURES

20


HEARING AID

2








If you were a horse, name a reason you'd throw your rider.
 

96

THEY'RE A FATTY

51


KICKS ME/SPURS

24


WHIPS/HITS ME

18


I GOT SCARED/NOISE

3








Name something a man carries in his pocket that Tarzan couldn't.
 

96

WALLET/MONEY

50


CELL PHONE

25


KEYS

18


POCKETKNIFE

3








Tell me a specific part of your body with a dimple.
 

96

CHEEKS

49


BUTT

29


CHIN

15


THIGH

3








Name something a stripper might tell a man to remove from his pockets before a lap dance.
 

96

HIS MONEY/WALLET

41


HIS KEYS

41


HIS PHONE

8


HIS KNIFE

6








Name the worst thing a child could get from another child at school.
 

95

DISEASE/LICE

80


BULLIED/BLACK EYE

7


DRUGS

6


PREGNANT

2








Name something that has scales.
 

95

FISH

79


REPTILE/SNAKE

10


PIANO/MUSIC

3


WEIGH STATION

3








Fill in the blank: ______ license.
 

95

DRIVER'S LICENSE

77


FISHING LICENSE

13


MARRIAGE LICENSE

3


HUNTING LICENSE

2








Fill in the blank: A parent's favorite child is the one who isn't asking for what?
 

95

MONEY

73


A CAR

11


TROUBLE

7


CANDY

4








Name something a wife tells her husband to put on.
 

95

DUDS/ELEPHANT THONG

72


COLOGNE/AFTERSHAVE

10


DEODORANT

8


WEDDING RING

5








Name something people hide under the mattress.
 

95

MONEY

71


GUN/WEAPON

11


GIRLY MAG/PORN

11


CLOTHES/JAMMIES

2








Name something a person with hemorrhoids might reach for.
 

95

PREP. H/PAIN PILLS

69


CUSHION/PILLOW

20


THEIR BURNING BOOTY

4


BABY WIPES

2








What might be sold at a store called Strippers"R"Us?
 

95

GETUP/PASTIES/HEELS

68


SEX TOYS/WHIPS

18


STRIPPER POLES

6


PAINT STRIPPER

3








You thought you found a piece of chocolate on the floor. But it turned out to be what?
 

95

A TURDLET

66


DIRT/MUD

21


A BUG/ROACH

5


DOG FOOD/TREAT

3








Name a place in a fancy restaurant that a maître d' might seat you if you don't tip him.
 

95

BY/IN BATHROOM

64


BY THE KITCHEN

20


OUTSIDE/BY DUMPSTER

6


IN A CORNER

5








We asked 100 married men...
For my birthday, I wish my wife would put a big bow on what?
 

95

HERSELF/HER JUGS

61


A NEW CAR

26


A BIG SCREEN TV

4


A BIKE

4








Name something that gets decorated.
 

95

CHRISTMAS TREE

61


HOUSE/ROOM/WALL

19


CAKE

13


SOLDIER

2








Name something babies are born without.
 

95

TEETH

59


HAIR

27


CLOTHES

6


ABILITY TO SPEAK

3








At the Pillsbury Doughboy's funeral, someone might say, "He had the best" what?
 

95

TASTING BUNS/DOUGH

58


GIGGLE/SMILE

24


POKABLE BELLY

9


JOB/COMMERCIALS

4








Name something a hospital nurse might turn on.
 

95

MEDICAL EQUIP/I.V.

45


LIGHTS

40


TV

6


THE PATIENT

4








Name a word that starts with "temp."
 

95

TEMPERATURE

45


TEMPORARY

25


TEMPTATION

17


TEMPER

8








Name something that has a hole in the middle.
 

94

DONUT

79


LIFESAVER/CANDY

7


BAGEL

5


TIRE

3








Fill in the blank: Oh, my aching what?
 

94

BACK

79


HEAD

6


HEART

6


FEET

3








Name a place where you always seem to get in the slowest line.
 

94

STORE

79


COFFEE SHOP/REST.

6


DMV

5


BANK

4








Name something that gets tangled.
 

94

HAIR

78


WIRES/CORDS/CABLES

8


FISHING LINE

4


NECKLACE/CHAIN

4








Name something that goes flat.
 

94

TIRE

74


SODA

14


CHAMPAGNE

3


HAIR

3








Name something of her man's an angry woman might let the air out of.
 

94

TIRES

71


EGO/IN BEDROOM

16


BALL/BASKETBALL

4


BLOW-UP DOLL

3








Some women stuff their bras. What do men stuff?
 

94

THEIR UNDIES

70


FACE/MOUTH/BELLY

14


WALLET

6


FOOD/PEPPERS

4








Name something dogs like to sniff that you sure don't.
 

94

BUTTS

69


POOP

13


RIPE GROIN

9


GRASS/GROUND

3








Name something of yours you wish was better looking.
 

94

MY BOD/FACE/HAIR

69


MY CAR/TRUCK

11


MY HOUSE/KITCHEN

10


MY LAWN

4








Name something wives steal from their husbands.
 

94

MONEY/CREDIT CARD

68


CLOTHES/SHIRTS

14


THEIR HEARTS

7


RAZORS

5








Name something a stripper might use in her act on the Fourth of July.
 

94

FIREWORKS/SPARKLERS

67


FLAG/FLAGPOLE

22


STREAMERS

3


PATRIOTIC PASTIES

2








Fill in the blank: Pull my what?
 

94

FINGER

67


LEG

10


CHAIN

9


HAIR

8








Name a good musical instrument to take up if you're mad at your neighbors.
 

94

DRUMS

66


HORN/TUBA

17


BAGPIPES

6


GUITAR/ELECTRIC

5








Name something a woman pays for to make her man look sexy.
 

94

STUD DUDS/SPEEDO

65


HAIRCUT/STYLING

21


MANSCAPING/WAX

6


GYM MEMBERSHIP

2








Fill in the blank: ______ shine.
 

94

SUNSHINE

65


SHOESHINE

14


RISE AND SHINE

10


MOONSHINE

5








Grandma tells grandpa, "Be careful -- last time we made love, you broke" what?
 

94

OUR BONES/YOUR STIFFY

59


THE BED

30


WIND

3


OUR DENTURES

2








We asked 100 women...
Name something men have terrible taste in.
 

94

CLOTHES/FASHION

58


DECORATING/INTERIOR

16


WOMEN

14


GIFTS THEY GIVE

6








Name something that shouldn't be in your car when you get pulled over by the police.
 

94

BOOZE

48


DRUGS/WEED

31


WEAPON/GUN

12


DEAD BODY

3








What's the opposite of straight?
 

94

CROOKED

46


GAY

26


CURVED/CURVY

16


BENT

6








We asked 100 married men...
Name something an ex-girlfriend gave you that you wouldn't want your wife to find.
 

94

SEXY PICTURES

45


HER PANTIES

33


LETTER/CARD

9


WATCH/JEWELRY

7








Name something that the sun does.
 

94

SHINES/LIGHTS

45


RISES/SETS

26


WARMS/HEATS

16


BURNS/TANS

7








Name something you'd expect to see inside a police car.
 

94

RADIO/SCANNER

38


GUN

31


COMPUTER

18


POLICE OFFICER

7








Name something a man saves from an ex-girlfriend that he'll give to a new girlfriend.
 

93

RING/JEWELRY

81


LOVE/HIS HEART

5


CLOTHES

4


STD/THE CLAP

3








Name something you make at home.
 

93

FOOD/MEALS

80


THE BED

6


LOVE/BABIES

5


A MESS

2








Name something a mother might pick out for her adult son.
 

93

CLOTHES/UNDIES

79


A GIRL/WIFE

9


FURNITURE

3


GROCERIES/FOOD

2








Name an activity where you're known for your great moves.
 

93

DANCING/TWERKING

53


GAMES/SPORTS

30


GOIN' TO POUND TOWN

7


COOK'G/BENIHANA-LIKE

3








Name something people check out of.
 

93

HOTEL/MOTEL

50


HOSPITAL/CLINIC

25


STORE/CHECKOUT LINE

12


LIFE

6








Name something that's hard to get off your shoes.
 

93

GUM

45


POOP

28


MUD/DIRT

13


TAR

7








When your husband is late, name a place you track the bum down.
 

93

BAR/CLUB

44


WORK/OFFICE

33


AT BUD'S/NEIGHBOR'S

10


CASINO

6








Fill in the blank: For a man to look good bald, he's got to have a nice what?
 

93

HEAD/SHAPE

44


FACE/EYES/SMILE

24


BUILD/BOD

20


BEARD

5








Name something that's cold and hard.
 

92

ICE/SNOW

78


POPSICLE/ICE CREAM

6


CORPSE

4


STONE/DIAMOND

4








We asked 100 women...
Name something you might tell your best friend to get rid of for her own good.
 

92

MATE/BOOTY CALL

77


WEIGHT/100 LBS.

9


BAD CLOTHES

4


CIGARETTES

2








Name something specific Tarzan does that's even starting to get on Cheetah's nerves.
 

92

THAT TEDIOUS YELL

71


BEATS HIS CHEST

10


SWINGS VINES BETTER

7


GRUNTS/POOR GRAMMAR

4








We asked 100 women...
If my man was any hairier, he'd look like a what?
 

92

APE/MONKEY

70


SASQUATCH/YETI

10


BEAR

9


WOOKIEE/CHEWBACCA

3








Name a card game that's popular with children.
 

92

GO FISH

65


UNO

15


OLD MAID

7


CRAZY EIGHTS

5








Name something that's better when it's fresh.
 

92

FRUIT/VEGETABLES

60


BREAD

22


FISH/SEAFOOD

7


MILK

3








What do you think of when you hear the word "root"?
 

92

PLANTS/VEGGIES

52


ROOT BEER

25


TEETH/ROOT CANAL

12


MATH/SQUARE ROOT

3








Fill in the blank: Walk the what?
 

92

LINE

50


DOG

18


WALK

15


PLANK

9








Fill in the blank with one specific word: Walking ______.
 

92

DEAD

45


TALL

27


STICK

17


CANE

3








Give me a word that rhymes with "cookie."
 

92

NOOKIE

32


BOOKIE

29


ROOKIE

26


LOOKY

5








Name a kind of place where you see a lot of lonely guys.
 

91

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

69


STRIP JOINT

12


MALL/STORE

7


LIBRARY

3








Name a kind of bump.
 

91

ROAD/SPEED BUMP

69


PIMPLE/ACNE

11


MOLE/WART

6


BABY BUMP

5








We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd do every day if Steve Harvey was your husband.
 

91

LAUGH/SMILE

59


SHOP/AT SAKS

22


PLAY FAMILY FEUD

5


TALK/ARGUE

5








Name a food or drink with the word "jack" in it.
 

91

JACK DANIEL'S/& COKE

58


JACK CHEESE

15


CRACKER JACK

10


FLAPJACK

8








We asked 100 single women...
Name a good place to find a bad boy.
 

91

BAR/CLUB

55


PRISON

19


STRIP JOINT

11


CHURCH

6








Name a car that's named after an animal.
 

91

JAGUAR

54


MUSTANG

17


COUGAR

15


IMPALA

5








Fill in the blank: Tooth ______.
 

91

FAIRY

52


ACHE

21


DECAY

12


PASTE

6








Name something a woman loads.
 

91

LAUNDRY/WASHER

50


DISHWASHER

24


GUN

13


PURSE

4








Name a place men behave badly.
 

91

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

47


STRIP JOINT

33


SPORTING EVENT

7


BACHELOR PARTY

4








We asked 100 men...
The last time I cried in public was at what?
 

91

A FUNERAL

47


A WEDDING

21


MOVIE/STAR WARS

19


A GAME/THE BROWNS

4








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you gave up control of when you got married.
 

91

MONEY/SPENDING

46


MY LIFE/TIME/FREEDOM

33


TV/REMOTE

7


DOING THE LAUNDRY

5








Name the occupation of someone who tells you you're in good hands.
 

91

DOCTOR/DENTIST

45


INSURANCE/ALLSTATE

40


MASSAGE THERAPIST

3


NURSE

3








Name a kind of crack.
 

91

PAVEMENT/MASONRY

32


SWEATY BUTT CRACK

30


DRUG/CRACKHEAD

23


WISECRACK

6








Other than a woman, name something a man might refer to as a thing of beauty.
 

90

CAR/TRUCK

82


HORSE

3


ART/PAINTING

3


BOAT

2








Name something people try to get out of by pretending they're sick.
 

90

WORK

75


SCHOOL

6


JURY DUTY

5


FAMILY VISIT

4








Name something a stripper hopes doesn't happen as she swings around the dance pole.
 

90

FALLS/LOSES GRIP

73


POLE BREAKS

9


SHE FARTS

4


LOSES COSTUME/WIG

4








We asked 100 men...
Name something you'd hope your wife doesn't continue to do for as long as you both shall live.
 

90

NAG/ARGUE/COMPLAIN

63


CHEAT ON ME

14


BLIMP OUT

7


MISTRUST ME

6








Name something people know about beavers.
 

90

BUILD DAMS

59


BIG TEETH

16


CHEW/EAT WOOD

9


BIG FLAT TAILS

6








Name a fruit a bald man's head reminds you of.
 

90

MELON

56


APPLE

16


ORANGE

11


PEACH

7








Name a holiday when the roads are jam-packed.
 

90

THANKSGIVING

37


4TH OF JULY

32


CHRISTMAS

16


LABOR DAY

5








Fill in the blank: I cry at what?
 

90

WEDDINGS

30


FUNERALS/DEATH

28


MOVIES/TV SHOWS

27


NIGHT

5








Name something a person might slip into.
 

89

COMFY DUDS/SHOES

65


A COMA

14


BED

5


BATH/SHOWER

5








Name something some men always carry.
 

89

WALLET/CASH

64


CONDOM

9


POCKETKNIFE

8


GUN

8








Fill in the blank: ______ hood.
 

89

ROBIN HOOD

62


NEIGHBORHOOD

18


CAR HOOD

5


LITTLE RED RIDING...

4








Name a job you shouldn't do if you're afraid of heights.
 

89

WINDOW WASHER

62


CONSTRUCT'N/ROOFER

15


PILOT

8


ELECTRICIAN/LINEMAN

4








Name a kind of rod.
 

89

FISHING ROD

62


LIGHTNING ROD

13


HOT ROD

8


CURTAIN/SHOWER ROD

6








Name something you'd love to have a handful of right now.
 

89

CASH/GOLD

54


CANDY/CHOCOLATE

17


NUTS

11


HOT BOD/BOOBAGE

7








Name something that gets mixed.
 

89

COCKTAILS

53


BATTER/DOUGH

25


SALAD/VEGGIES

6


NUTS

5








We asked 100 men...
Name a place where you could lose your shirt.
 

89

CASINO/LAS VEGAS

46


BEACH/OCEAN

22


RACETRACK

13


GYM/LOCKER ROOM

8








Name a kind of ray.
 

89

SUN/U.V.

41


X-RAY

24


STINGRAY

18


GAMMA RAY

6








If a fish is out of water, name something it might be on.
 

89

GROUND/SAND

40


DISH/DINNER TABLE

30


FRYING PAN/GRILL

10


HOOK

9








Name a word that rhymes with "tangle."
 

89

MANGLE

40


DANGLE

21


BANGLE

17


WRANGLE

11








Besides photographs, name something specific that gets framed.
 

89

DIPLOMA/DEGREE

39


PEOPLE

23


ART/POSTER

19


AWARD/TROPHY

8








Name something that follows the word "mile."
 

89

MILE HIGH

38


MILESTONE

24


MILE LONG

18


MILE-A-MINUTE

9








Other than turkey, name something else that people stuff on Thanksgiving.
 

88

THEMSELVES

75


HAM/PIG/PORK

6


DUCK

4


PEPPERS

3








Name a bad place to go looking for real love.
 

88

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

68


STRIP JOINT

13


INTERNET/APP

5


ANOTHER COUNTRY

2








Name something a car thief runs out of when being chased by the police.
 

88

GAS

66


ENERGY/WILLPOWER

9


TIME

8


ROAD

5








Name something on your desk you shouldn't use to clean your ears.
 

88

PENCIL/PEN

64


PAPER CLIP

16


SCISSORS

5


STAPLER

3








Name something that can empty a room in seconds.
 

88

FARTS/MY WIFE'S

59


FIRE/ALARM

22


VOMIT/PROJECTILE

4


THE PO-PO

3








Name something a woman wears that she could use as a weapon.
 

88

STILETTOS/BOOTS

55


JEWELRY/RING

17


PURSE

11


BRA/AS SLINGSHOT

5








Tell me something you can do yourself at home a lot cheaper than having it done elsewhere.
 

88

COLOR/STYLE HAIR

37


COOK/EAT

29


MANICURE/PEDICURE

11


LAUNDRY/IRONING

11








Name something that might be on the rocks.
 

87

BEVERAGE/COCKTAIL

71


LOVE/MARRIAGE

7


MOSS

6


BOAT/SHIP

3








Name something a person might have on their shoulder.
 

87

A CHIP

64


BIRD/PARROT

11


BAG/PURSE

7


DANDRUFF

5








Name something that people start up.
 

87

CAR/"YOUR ENGINES"

53


BUSINESS/COMPANY

23


CONVERSATION

6


LAWN MOWER

5








We asked 100 women...
I like a bald guy's head to be as smooth as what?
 

87

A BABY'S BOTTOM

53


SILK

22


A BILLIARD BALL

9


A BOWLING BALL

3








Tell me a word that rhymes with "funky."
 

87

MONKEY

46


CHUNKY

20


SPUNKY

14


PUNKY

7








We asked 100 women...
Name something with a motor that's a necessity.
 

86

CAR/TRUCK

67


VACUUM

9


BLENDER

7


MY VIBRATOR/TOY

3








Name a place you never want to hear someone say, "Brace yourself."
 

86

AIRPLANE

54


DOCTOR/DENTIST

14


CAR

12


ELEVATOR

6








Fill in the blank: Get off my what?
 

86

BACK

50


ARSE/BUTT

20


CASE

10


CLOUD

6








Name something that superstitious people think brings them good luck.
 

86

RABBIT'S FOOT

49


FOUR-LEAF CLOVER

19


COIN

9


SALT OVER SHOULDER

9








Name something that gets wasted.
 

86

FOOD/MILK

44


PEOPLE/LUSHY GRANDMA

22


WATER

15


TIME

5








Tell me the activity you'd think of when I say, "It takes two."
 

86

TANGO/DANCE

43


SEX/MAKE A BABY

33


ARGUE/FIGHT

6


MARRIAGE/RELA'SHIP

4








Name something you pick.
 

86

FRUIT/VEGGIES

40


NOSE/MATE'S NOSE

33


FLOWERS

9


GUITAR/BANJO

4








Fill in the blank: Snow what?
 

85

WHITE

67


FLAKES

9


MAN

5


STORM

4








A stripper might call herself Candy what?
 

85

CANDY CANE

60


CANDY STRIPE/STRIPER

19


CANDY APPLE

3


CANDY LIPS

3








Fill in the blank: Ice ______.
 

85

ICE CREAM

59


ICE CUBE

16


ICED TEA

7


ICEBREAKER

3








Name something you will never throw away no matter how ratty it gets.
 

85

CLOTHES/SHOES

56


BLANKET/QUILT

16


TEDDY BEAR/DOLL

9


PILLOW

4








You just found out you're related to Steve Harvey. What might you ask him for?
 

85

MILLIONS/A LOAN

54


A JOB/HIS JOB

20


HANG/AT WAFFLE HOUSE

6


PROOF/DNA TEST

5








Name something of yours you hope will be in good working condition for many years.
 

85

CAR

52


MY BODY/MIND

26


COMPUTER/TABLET

4


WASHER/DRYER

3








Name a busy animal.
 

85

BEE

49


ANT

18


BEAVER

13


DOG/LASSIE

5








Name an important occasion you'd hate to realize was yesterday.
 

85

ANNIVERSARY

39


BIRTHDAY

30


WEDDING/MINE

12


FUNERAL

4








Name something that might be made out of rubber.
 

84

TIRES/INNER TUBE

69


RUBBER BANDS

7


BALLS

4


SHOES/BOOTS

4








Name something that supports you.
 

84

A GOOD BRA

48


MY MATE/FAMILY

24


MY BODY/LEGS

7


A CHAIR

5








Name something people use a paper bag for.
 

84

LUNCH

44


GROCERIES

24


TRASH/BIN LINER

12


PUKING INTO

4








Name something that can ruin a kiss.
 

83

BAD BREATH

58


A BURP

9


SLOBBER

9


A BOOTY TOOTY

7








Tell me an animal that probably snores when it sleeps.
 

83

DOG

56


HUMAN

12


BEAR

9


PIG/HOG

6








Name something people cast.
 

83

FISHING ROD/BAIT

50


BROKEN BONES/ARM

14


ACTORS/MOVIE

13


A NET

6








Name something an airplane has that a car doesn't have.
 

82

WINGS

65


PROPELLER

7


BATHROOM

6


AIRCRAFT ENGINES

4








We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: Some days, I think my wife is going to ______ me to death.
 

82

TALK/NAG

59


WORRY

10


BORE

8


SPEND

5








Name something specific Colonel Sanders probably brought with him to heaven.
 

81

CHICKEN/BUCKET

48


HERB & SPICE RECIPE

26


HIS CANE

4


MASHED POT. & GRAVY

3








Name something grandpa complains that grandma never wears anymore.
 

81

LINGERIE/ANY UNDIES

48


HER FRONT TEETH

14


MAKEUP

13


PERFUME

6








Name something you might place both of your hands on at the same time.
 

81

STEERING WHEEL

43


BODY/FACE

29


BALL/BASKETBALL

5


DESK/TABLE

4








Fill in the blank: Rubber ______.
 

80

RUBBER DUCKY

46


RUBBER BAND

25


RUBBERMAID

6


RUBBER SOUL/SOLE

3








Name something that gets drained.
 

79

BATHTUB

23


SINK

22


FOOD/PASTA

21


ENERGY/MY ENERGY

13








Name something that gets hard when it gets cold.
 

78

WATER/ICE

52


ICE CREAM

10


BREAD

9


NIPPLES

7








Name something a dumb guy might super glue to his body so it won't come off.
 

65

HAIR/TOUPEE

28


HAT/CLOTHES

20


MUSTACHE

9


RING/JEWELRY

8








Name something you stick your hand into that would cause you to panic if it got stuck there.
 

64

DISPOSAL/DRAIN

39


BOTTLE/JAR OF BEES

15


NOSE/BODY HOLE

6


A TOILET

4








Name something a woman might throw at a man.
 

60

SHOE

23


DISH/GLASS/DRINK

22


POT/PAN

9


PILLOW4

6








Fill in the blank: Out of what?
 

58

ORDER

30


CONTROL

14


TIME

8


BOUNDS

6








In your life, name something someone has thrown at you.
 

54

A BALL

28


A PILLOW

10


A SHOE/CLOTHES

8


A TOMATO/FOOD

8








Name a place where crying is never a good idea.
 

53

WORK/INTERVIEW

24


SPORTS/BALL GAME

11


PARTY/BIRTHDAY

10


PRISON

8








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