What does a lifeguard hope a person doesn't do when he's giving them mouth-to-mouth?
 

100

VOMIT

78

ENJOY IT/SMILE

2

KISS/SLIP TONGUE

11

COUGH

2

SPIT IN HIS MOUTH

4


DIE

3








We asked 100 men...
Name something you clean more often than your clothes.
 

100

BODY/DINGUS KHAN

76

GUN

2

CAR/TRUCK

12

EYEGLASSES

2

HOUSE/BATHROOM

4


DISHES/CUPS

4








We asked 100 single women...
What would you do with a great guy who called his mother every hour?
 

100

LEAVE HIM

64

LAUGH/MOCK HIM

2

SET LIMIT/ONCE A DAY

17

CRY/FEEL SAD

2

TAKE HIS PHONE

13


LOVE HIM MORE

2








We asked 100 married men...
Squirrels store nuts. What does your wife store for winter?
 

100

FOOD

28

CLOTHES/COATS

12

CHRISTMAS DECOR

20

WINE/BOOZE

12

CHRISTMAS GIFTS

14


FAT/EXTRA LBS

14








We asked 100 single women...
Name a word rhyming with "skimp" that unfortunately describes many of your blind dates.
 

100

LIMP

24

BLIMP

6

SHRIMP

23

CHIMP

5

PIMP

21


WIMP

21








If Batman went broke, he just might have to sell his bat-what?
 

99

BATMOBILE

81

BATCOPTER

2

BATCAVE

9

BATCYCLE

2

BAT CAPE

3


BATPLANE

2








Name someone who uses a paddle.
 

99

BOATER/FISHERMAN

69

BAKER/CHEF

2

PING-PONG PLAYER

21

FRAT BRO

2

PARENT

3


TEACHER

2








Name a part of his body the Headless Horseman's voice might come out of.
 

99

NECK

52

BELLY BUTTON

2

BUTT/CHOCOLATE STAR

25

ARMPIT

2

CHEST/LEFT NIPPLE

12


HANDS

6








When your dog is staring at you, what's he trying to tell you?
 

99

FEED ME/TREAT

48

I LOVE YOU

7

POTTY!/NEED OUT

23

U'RE DUMB/SO'S YOUR HO

2

IT'S PLAYTIME!

11


LET'S TAKE WALK

8








We asked 100 women...
Name a reason you can never be a stripper.
 

99

FAT/BODY ISSUES

47

NASTY CUSTOMERS

3

MORALS/RELIGION

16

TOO OLD/I'M 80

3

CAN'T DANCE

15


EMBARRASSED/SHY

15








Name an animal you wouldn't want to be told you smell like.
 

99

SKUNK

46

GOAT

3

DOG/WET DOG

25

HORSE

2

PIG/HOG

18


MONKEY/APE

5








We asked 100 married men...
Name something your wife shakes at you.
 

99

HER FIST

33

HER GIANT MELONS

7

FINGER/MIDDLE ONE

27

DISH TOWEL

2

HER HEAD

17


HER J. LO BOOTY

13








Name something a lonely guy would hate to find out happened to his inflatable doll.
 

98

DEFLATED/EXTRA HOLE

71

IT MELTED

3

PAL USED IT

13

DISCOVERED/BY WIFE

2

STOLEN

5


DOG ATE/HUMPED

4








A woman might say, "I broke up with my boyfriend after I found out he had" what?
 

98

A FLOOZY/CHEATED

66

BAD BREATH

2

STD/ALL OF THEM

16

LICE

2

A WIFE

6


LIED TO ME

6








Name a reason a woman might not want to kiss her husband.
 

98

STINKY/BREATH

64

NOT INTO HIM

3

MAD/CHEAT'G SCUM

11

HE'S DEAD

2

SCRUFF/PORN STACHE

9


SICK/HERPES

9








At the funeral of a stripper, name something mourners might throw on the casket.
 

98

DOLLAR BILLS

55

GARTER/BELTS

6

G-STRINGS/PANTIES

19

RUBBERS

4

PASTIES/BRAS

7


FLOWERS

7








Name something a person might be talking about when they say, "I was cut off."
 

98

DRIVING/TRAFFIC

53

$$$/TRUST FUND

6

ALCOHOL/BAR

16

A FRIENDSHIP

3

PHONE CALL

14


VA-JAY-JAY/NOOKIE

6








Name a complaint Adam had about the new leaf Eve got him.
 

98

TOO SMALL!

52

HAS HOLES IN IT

2

ITCHY/POISON IVY!

30

THORNS!

2

TOO BIG

9


COLOR/GREEN AGAIN???

3








We asked 100 married women...
What kind of dessert describes your man?
 

98

CAKE/CHEESECAKE

51

PUDDING

6

BANANA SPLIT/ICE CRM.

19

JELL-O

5

COOKIE

9


BROWNIE

8








We asked 100 married women...
Name something you might forge your husband's signature on.
 

98

CHECK/HIS PAYCHECK

50

GREETING CARD

5

CREDIT CARD/SLIP

29

PERMISSION SLIP

2

PRESCRIPTION PICKUP

6


PACKAGE DELIVERY

6








Name one of his animals a farmer might name after his cheating wife.
 

98

PIG/HOG/SOW

48

DOG

2

COW

31

SHEEP

2

JACKASS/MULE

10


GOAT

5








Name something that might be referred to as a dead end.
 

98

STREET/ROAD

47

HAIR

2

JOB

28

A LEAD/INFO

2

RELATIONSHIP

14


AN ARGUMENT

5








Name a part of his body that Captain Hook has to be careful scratching when he has an itch.
 

98

HIS EYE/FACE

46

HIS EAR

3

HIS JOLLY ROGER

30

HIS HEAD/SCALP

2

HIS BOOTY

9


HIS OTHER HAND

8








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you do with your wife that you can also do with your dog.
 

98

WALK/RUN

46

KISS/MAKE OUT

9

PLAY

17

TELL HER TO SIT

5

HUG

12


PET/RUB BELLY

9








We asked 100 married women...
What would you do if you saw your husband's picture on a dating site?
 

98

CONFRONT/SCREAM

45

ATTACK/KILL

3

LEAVE/DIVORCE

35

LAUGH

2

REPLY/FAKE PROFILE

10


CRY

3








We asked 100 men...
Name something specific you do at sappy movies.
 

98

SLEEP/SNORE

42

LAUGH/JOKE

10

YAWN/GET BORED

17

ROLL MY EYES

2

CRY/PRETEND NOT TO

14


WALK OUT

13








We asked 100 women...
After a man sweeps you off your feet, where do you hope he takes you?
 

98

VACAY/BEACH

36

SHOPPING/ZALES

2

HOME/TO BED

34

TO THE MOON/CLOUD 9

2

THE CHAPEL/ALTAR

15


DINNER/AT CHILI'S

9








We asked 100 single men...
Oh no -- you just found out your hot date has a what?
 

98

SPOUSE/MATE

35

GUN/AIMED AT ME

3

VENEREAL DISEASE

25

PIMP

3

DONG

16


KID/MOODY TEEN

16








Name a phrase Santa Claus uses a lot that he might say during a romp in the bedroom.
 

97

HO, HO, HO!

72

ON DONNER, ETC.

3

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

11

WHAT WANT FOR XMAS?

2

NAUGHTY OR NICE?

6


TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

3








Name something you'd like someone to do to you from your head to your toes.
 

97

MASSAGE/RUB ME

67

LOVE/ADMIRE ME

4

KISS/HUG ME

12

TICKLE ME/TEE-HEE-HEE

2

LICK ME

7


WASH/BATHE ME

5








Name something grandma might do if she caught grandpa smoking marijuana.
 

97

ASK FOR A HIT

61

LAUGH

5

YELL/SCOLD HIM

14

CALL THE COPS

2

TOSS IT/FLUSH IT

8


BEAT HIS OLD ARSE

7








Name something a woman does for her baby that her man might say, "Me next."
 

97

FEED/SUCKLE

60

KISS

4

BATHE

11

DIAPER/WIPE BUTT

3

CUDDLE/HOLD

11


RUB BACK/BELLY

8








We asked 100 men...
Name something you'd be surprised a group of women would do as you walked by.
 

97

WHISTLE/CATCALL

57

SMILE/LAUGH

5

GAWK/ADMIRE BULGE

14

TALK TO ME

2

FART IN UNISON

10


FLASH ME

9








We asked 100 women...
When flirting with a guy, name a part of his body you should lightly touch.
 

97

HIS ARM

54

HIS HAIR

3

HIS HAND

17

HIS THIGH

3

HIS SHOULDER

13


HIS CHEST/NIPPLES

7








We asked 100 men...
Name something you do when you realize you've run out of clean underwear.
 

97

WASH THEM

46

TURN INSIDE OUT

4

GO WITHOUT

20

PANIC

2

BUY NEW ONES

18


WEAR THEM ANYWAY

7








We asked 100 women...
Name a superhero whose tights you'd love to get your hands into.
 

97

SUPERMAN

41

IRON MAN

2

BATMAN

29

WONDER WOMAN

2

SPIDER-MAN

15


CAPTAIN AMERICA

8








If there was a dog court, who might a dog sue?
 

97

ITS OWNER

40

ANOTHER DOG

6

A CAT

23

DOGCATCHER

2

THE MAIL CARRIER

20


THE VET

6








Name a part of her body you'd be shocked to hear your grandmother got pierced.
 

97

CROWD PLEASERS

38

EARS

3

BELLY BUTTON

28

TONGUE

2

NOSE

16


"CAVE OF WONDER"

10








On the Fourth of July, name a part of her body a stripper might shoot a firecracker out of.
 

97

BUTT/THUNDER DONUT

35

HER HAND

8

BOOBS/MAN MAGNETS

26

HER BELLY/BUTTON

6

HER MOUTH

12


HER HOO-HA

10








Name something a cowboy might say he wants to be buried with.
 

96

HIS BOOTS ON

54

HIS SPURS

5

HORSE OF COURSE

13

HIS SADDLE

3

GUN/SIX-SHOOTER

12


HIS HAT

9








Name something a man says was worth giving up half of to get out of a bad marriage.
 

96

THE MONEY

50

THE PETS

3

THE HOUSE

31

THE CARS/TRUCKS

3

THE KIDS

6


HIS SANITY

3








We asked 100 men...
The good news is, you booked a commercial for a new men's product. The bad news is, it's for what?
 

96

NOODLE DONG

47

UNDIES/MAN THONGS

2

HAIR LOSS

23

DEODORANT

2

HEMORRHOIDS

20


JOCK ITCH

2








In a prenup, a man might stipulate that his wife is not allowed to use his what?
 

96

CAR/TRUCK

45

BOAT

3

CASH/CREDIT CARDS

32

TOOLS

3

RAZOR

9


TOOTHBRUSH

4








Name a form of transportation in which people do the deed.
 

96

THEIR SHAGGIN' WAGON

45

TRAIN/SUBWAY

6

PLANE

26

TAXICAB

5

BUS

7


BICYCLE

7








Name someone you're glad you only see about once a year.
 

96

FAMILY/IN-LAWS

38

MY EX

4

DOCTOR/DENTIST

34

SANTA

3

THE TAXMAN/CPA

12


BOSS/CEO

5








We asked 100 married men...
Name something of your wife's you pretend isn't horrible.
 

96

BODY/WEIGHT

38

CLOTHES/BIKINI

4

COOKING/MEAT LOAF

32

FISH BREATH

4

DRIVING

13


RAT NEST HAIR

5








We asked 100 men...
What might a woman bring with her on a date that would make it a date from hell?
 

96

HER MOM

37

PET/LITTER OF PUPS

9

HER EX

17

MACE

2

KIDS/SUCKLING BABY

16


HER BFF

15








We asked 100 women...
What would you do if your dinner date says he forgot his wallet?
 

96

GET UP/LEAVE

36

SAY, "GO GET IT"

4

PAY/LOAN HIM $

36

DUMP HIM

3

LAUGH

12


WASH DISHES/MAKE HIM

5








We asked 100 single women...
On a first date, name something a man should have to tell you he has.
 

96

KIDS/HE HASN'T MET

31

A DOG

9

A JOB/NO JOB

18

MONEY/FOR DINNER

3

ILLNESS/OOZING SORE

18


WIFE/GIRLFRIEND

17








Name something a man would need to be a Steve Harvey impersonator.
 

96

HUMOR/PERSONALITY

29

SHINY BALD HEAD

11

DEEP VOICE

21

NICE SUIT/FEDORA

3

MUSTACHE

21


HOT FACE/JUICY LIPS

11








We asked 100 women...
Name something your man needs a pair of.
 

96

SHOES

23

COJONES

11

JEANS/PANTS

23

UNDERWEAR

5

GLASSES

17


SOCKS

17








Fill in the blank: Eve might say to Adam, "Does this fig leaf make me look" what?
 

95

FAT

77

SKINNY

2

SEXY

7

STUPID

2

OVERDRESSED

4


PRETTY/CUTE

3








Name something that might accidentally fall into the toilet.
 

95

CELL PHONE

69

BRUSH/COMB

3

TOOTHBRUSH

12

TOWEL

2

TISSUE ROLL

5


RING/JEWELRY

4








Fill in the blank: If I'm trapped in an elevator with one other person, I hope they don't what?
 

95

STINK/FART

65

SHOOT/ATTACK ME

2

BARF/ON ME

11

DROP DEAD

2

PEE/BLOW POONADO

8


PANIC/SCREAM/FREAK

7








If a male stripper called himself The Fireman, name something he'd use in his act.
 

95

LONG SQUIRTING HOSE

64

AXE

2

HAT/HELMET

11

HIS AMPLE DONG

2

FIREMAN'S POLE

10


SUSPENDERS

6








We asked 100 men...
I wish I could teach my dog to bring me a what?
 

95

COLD DRINK/BEER

63

REMOTE

3

HOTTIE/WIFE

15

SNACK/MEAL

3

NEWSPAPER

6


PAYCHECK/MONEY BAG

5








Name the first thing you'd do if you woke up in the city morgue.
 

95

YELL/PANIC/FREAK

63

GET HELP/CALL MOM

4

ESCAPE/RUN AWAY

11

DIE

4

"AM I DEAD, YO?"

9


DRAMATICALLY POP UP

4








Name something of yours that might get cut off.
 

95

HAIR

61

PHONE/CALL

4

FINGER

12

SENTENCES

2

NAILS

8


MONEY/CREDIT

8








Name a part of a person a cannibal family fights over at Thanksgiving dinner.
 

95

PLUMP LEG/THIGHS

60

HEART

3

ROASTED RUMP

11

BELLY

2

BONELESS BREAST

10


PEA BRAIN

9








Name something a woman might tell a man he's good at even if he's not.
 

95

TICKLING HER TULIP

56

KISSING

4

COOKING/BBQ

14

FIXING THINGS

4

CLEANING/LAUNDRY

13


DRIVING/DIRECTIONS

4








We asked 100 men...
Name something you should never say to a woman that starts with "You look..." what?
 

95

PORKY/PREGNANT

52

DIFFERENT

3

BAD/HIDEOUS

17

FAMILIAR

2

OLDER/ANCIENT

12


TIRED

9








We asked 100 women...
Name something you love about men's underwear.
 

95

TIGHT, SEXY FIT

50

THE FLY/E-Z ACCESS

3

SOFT/COMFY

30

COVERS BUTT/BITS

2

THE COLORS

6


TAKING THEM OFF

4








The magician might say to his assistant, "Keep your hands off my" what?
 

95

WAND

50

CAPE

3

HAT

18

CARDS

3

RABBIT

13


HOT BOD/FACE

8








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: If a man is looking for a woman with a big ______, then I'm the one for him.
 

95

HEART

48

BRAIN/MIND

5

CABBAGE BLASTER

15

SMILE/LAUGH

4

RACK

12


PERSONALITY/HUMOR

11








Name something a man does for his dog that a woman might do for her man.
 

95

FEED HIM

44

CLEAN UP/HIS POO

2

RUB/PET/SCRATCH

35

WALK WITH HIM

2

BATHE HIM

9


HUG/CUDDLE HIM

3








Name something a hospital patient hopes the nurse doesn't do to his bottom.
 

95

GIVE IT A SHOT

35

SPANK IT

9

INSERT ENEMA

21

WIPE/WASH IT

7

EXAMINE/FINGER

13


TAKE TEMPERATURE

10








We asked 100 single men...
Name something you'd pretend to give up for the woman you love.
 

95

HOT HONEYS/COOCH

31

FISHING

2

MY BROS/FRIENDS

24

CIGARETTES

2

SPORTS/TV

20


DRINKING

16








Name something you enjoy doing at parties that you would like for people to do at your funeral.
 

95

TUNES/KARAOKE

26

TALK/STORIES

11

DRINK/BEER PONG

24

EAT/BY MY CORPSE

7

LAUGH/SMILE

15


DANCE/LINE DANCE

12








Fill in the blank: Susan had an easier time attracting men after she got what?
 

94

A HUGE RACK

63

CONFIDENT/PERS'ALITY

4

DIVORCED

12

MARRIED

3

SKINNY/IN SHAPE

8


BIG BUCKS

4








If there was a church for men only, what might the members say it's okay to do on Sunday?
 

94

WATCH/PLAY SPORTS

55

KISS/HOLD HANDS

2

DRINK BOOZE

28

SMOKE

2

SLEEP IN/3 PM MASS

5


CUSS

2








Other than a car, name something of yours you might say has a lot of miles on it.
 

94

MY JANKY BODY

49

BED

4

CLOTHES/SHOES

24

BICYCLE

2

USED-UP SPOUSE/MATE

10


TV

5








We asked 100 women...
Name something specific that only your man is allowed to do to your behind.
 

94

PAT/SMACK IT

47

LOOK/STARE AT IT

5

FONDLE/RUB

14

PINCH IT

5

GRAB/SQUEEZE IT

12


KISS IT

11








Name someone who might yell at you and all you can do is suck it up.
 

94

BOSS

42

JUDGE

2

MOM/DAD

31

POLICE OFFICER

2

SPOUSE/MATE

12


COACH

5








Name something that might happen to Humpty Dumpty on Easter.
 

94

FALL/GET CRACKED

42

HIDDEN/EGG HUNT

7

GET EATEN

17

BE SCRAMBLED

4

GET DYE JOB

14


BE BOILED

10








We asked 100 men...
Name something that looks great on a woman that wouldn't look good on you.
 

94

DRESS/MINISKIRT

32

HAT/CUTE PILLBOX

2

BRA

29

THONG

2

HEELS

21


LIPSTICK/MAKEUP

8








A married man might say, "My wife treats me like a dog. She even bought me a" what?
 

94

BONE/TREAT

31

DOGHOUSE

3

COLLAR

29

DOG TOY

3

LEASH/CHAIN

25


DOG BOWL

3








Name something a short man does to make himself look taller.
 

93

BIG SHOES/LIFTS

79

BRAGS/TALKS LOUDLY

2

POSTURE/CHEST OUT

5

STRIPED/FITTED DUDS

2

HAIRDO/POMPADOUR

3


DRIVES A TRUCK

2








We asked 100 men...
Name something you want for Christmas that's too big to get down the chimney.
 

93

CAR/TRUCK

78

FRIDGE

2

TV

5

HOT BABE

2

GRILL

3


MOTORCYCLE/HARLEY

3








Fill in the blank: The man who makes fun of his wife's ______ is the man who sleeps alone.
 

93

BODY

73

MOTHER

2

COOKING

7

SNORING

2

FACE

5


HAIR

4








A woman might tell her man, "You don't like me if you don't like my" what?
 

93

FAMILY/MOTHER

54

BOD/FAT FOLDS

4

FRIENDS/OLGA & KIKI

15

HAIR

3

PET/FARTY CAT

13


PERSONALITY/HUMOR

4








We asked 100 married women...
Tell me something a woman might do before she tells her husband she wants a divorce.
 

93

TAKE $/SPEND IT

54

LEAVE THE LOSER

5

HIRE LAWYER

15

WORK OUT/GET BUFF

5

CHEAT/DABBLE IN DONG

8


START WORKING

6








Fill in the blank: A man might tell his wife, "You have your mother's" what?
 

93

EYES/FACE

52

STRINGY HAIR

3

BOD/MIDRIFF BULGE

16

MIND/BIRD BRAIN

3

PERSONALITY/'TUDE

10


TEMPER

9








Name a musical instrument an octopus could play the hell out of.
 

93

PIANO

48

BAGPIPES

4

DRUMS

21

GUITAR

4

FLUTE

10


HARP

6








We asked 100 women...
Name something Steve Harvey would look extra sexy in.
 

93

SUIT & TIE/TUX

47

TIGHT SHIRT

5

UNDIES/GOLD THONG

14

SWIMSUIT/MANKINI

5

BOOTY SHORTS

12


SKINNY JEANS

10








We asked 100 men...
Name something you just can't get enough of.
 

93

SEX/CHICKS

41

MONEY

10

SLEEP

13

TV/SPORTS

6

FOOD/PIZZA

13


BEER/BOOZE

10








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I like nothing more than a good piece of what?
 

93

CHOCOLATE/CANDY

36

BOOTY/A**

5

CAKE/CHEESECAKE

32

PIZZA

3

PIE

10


MEAT/STEAK

7








We asked 100 married men...
Between us, name something an ex-girlfriend was better at than your wife.
 

93

ROMANCING THE BONE

31

SAVING/MAKING $

9

COOKING

28

DANCING

4

CLEANING

11


KISSING

10








We asked 100 married women...
Name something your husband spends more time doing with the dog than with you.
 

93

PETTING

21

WATCHING TV

14

PLAYING

16

GROOMING

10

WALKING

16


CUDDLING/KISSING

16








Name a question a boss would ask a worker while they're hooked up to a lie detector.
 

92

STEAL STUFF?

67

BEEN ARRESTED?

3

LIKE ME AS A BOSS?

9

LOVE LIFE/DO ME?

3

HAPPY WITH JOB?

6


GO ONLINE?

4








Name something people dunk their doughnuts in at the old folks' home.
 

92

COFFEE

61

GRAVY

2

MILK

19

MAALOX/ANTACID

2

TEA

5


PRUNE JUICE

3








You might sit on the back row at church so no one can see you do what?
 

92

SLEEP

61

PICK MY BOOGERS

3

TEXT/USE APP/TINDER

18

GAB AWAY

2

SNEAK OUT

5


DAYDREAM

3








What's the first thing you do when you hear a strange noise in your home?
 

92

LOOK/CHECK IT OUT

49

HIDE/UNDER BED

3

LISTEN/TURN DOWN TV

17

TURN ON LIGHTS

3

JUMP UP/SIT UP

10


GET GUN/WEAPON

10








Name a place a wife shushes her husband.
 

92

CHURCH

48

EATERY/OLIVE GDN.

4

THE MOVIES

25

STORE

3

HOME/BEDROOM

8


AT A PARTY

4








Your relatives just showed up at your house unannounced. What's the first thing you do?
 

92

HIDE/PANIC

31

COMPLAIN/CUSS OUT

4

OFFER FOOD/DRINK

19

PUT CLOTHES ON

4

LET IN/GREET/HUG

18


TIDY UP/BATHROOM

16








Name something you put in your mouth that calms you down.
 

91

FOOD/CANDY/COFFEE

60

FINGER/THUMB

3

CIGARETTE/CIGAR

10

BOOBS

3

ALCOHOL

10


VALIUM/XANAX

5








Name a place a man might be where he'd hate to see his wife walk in.
 

91

STRIP JOINT

54

POKER GAME/HALL

2

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

19

HIS MAN CAVE

2

BATHROOM/CRAPPER

8


HUSSY'S HOME/BED

6








Name a way a mean wife might wake her husband up in the morning.
 

91

WATER/ICE ON HIM

51

YANK COVERS OFF

3

LOUD NOISE/YELL

21

BRIGHT LIGHTS ON

2

SLAP/HIT/KICK

11


HOT COFFEE ON HIM

3








Name a place you go where you crave to misbehave.
 

91

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

42

STRIP JOINT

9

VEGAS/CASINO

18

WORK

2

BAKERY/SWEETS SHOP

10


HOME/BEDROOM

10








Name something a man might do when he sees a very attractive woman approaching.
 

91

STARE/CHECK HER OUT

37

FIX HIS HAIR

7

WHISTLE

17

WINK

3

SMILE

17


SUCK IN HIS GUT

10








We asked 100 women...
Name something specific that firemen do that you find kind of sexy.
 

91

HANDLE THAT HOSE

20

FIGHT FIRE/RISK

11

SLIDE DOWN POLE

19

WEAR UNIFORM

9

SAVE PEOPLE/ANIMALS

19


POSE IN CALENDAR

13








Name something that goes out.
 

90

LIGHTS/ELECTRICITY

62

MY BACK

5

MY DOG

8

THE TRASH

3

PEOPLE

7


FIRE/FLAME

5








Name a place at work you would hide if you knew your boss was looking to fire someone.
 

90

BATHROOM

52

CONFERENCE ROOM

4

UNDER MY DESK

22

BREAK ROOM

4

MY CAR/PKG. LOT

4


CLOSET

4








What would he write about if a dog had a blog?
 

90

FOOD/TREATS/BONES

48

LICKING/HIS DOG DONG

3

OWNER/HUMANS

23

SLEEPING/DREAMING

3

CHASING PUSSYCAT

7


DOGS/SEXY MUTTS

6








Tell me the last place you were when you lost your temper.
 

90

HOME

42

SCHOOL

2

WORK

23

RESTAURANT

2

CAR/ROAD/PKG. LOT

13


STORE/YARN SHOP

8








Name something every woman should know how to do for herself.
 

90

COOK

28

DRIVE

3

REPAIR CAR/TIRE

28

HER MAKEUP

3

MAKE/MANAGE $$$

25


CLEAN

3








Name something you should never try to get off of while it's moving.
 

90

TRAIN/SUBWAY

25

AMUSEMENT RIDE

9

CAR/TRUCK

25

HORSE

5

AIRPLANE

17


BICYCLE

9








Name a way a woman knows her date is going in for a kiss.
 

89

GETS CLOSE/LEANS IN

59

MINT/BREATH SPRAY

4

EYEBANGS HER

10

HE PUCKERS UP

3

CLOSES HIS EYES

9


TILTS HEAD

4








If your belly button was as deep as a pouch, what would you carry around in it?
 

89

MONEY/WALLET

57

BOOZE/FLASK

3

CELL PHONE

12

WEED

2

FOOD/CANDY

9


KEYS

6








If a grown man had a treehouse, name something he'd have in it that a kid wouldn't.
 

89

BEER/FULL BAR

55

HOOKERS

2

TV/REMOTE

19

MARIJUANA/MEDS

2

PORN/KAMA SUTRA

6


FURNITURE

5








Name something you hope grandpa doesn't do at the Thanksgiving table.
 

89

RIP A JUICY ONE

54

DIE/IN STUFFING

5

BELCH

14

BARF

3

SLEEP/SNORE

7


PICK/REMOVE TEETH

6








If you had to hide a dead body in your house, where would you put it?
 

89

BASEMENT

37

UNDER MY BED

5

CLOSET

18

CRAWL SPACE

5

FREEZER

17


ATTIC

7








Although he won't admit it, what might a man rather do with his mom than his wife?
 

89

TALK/GOSSIP

36

CRY

5

EAT/HAVE COFFEE

19

HUG/SNUGGLE

2

SHOP

17


WATCH SPORTS

10








Name a reason Old MacDonald decided to sleep in the barn.
 

89

FIGHT W/ MRS. M

35

DRUNK/MOONSHINE

4

ANIMALS/DIGS BESSIE

34

WIFE'S UGLY

3

QUIETER/WIFE SNORES

7


GOT TIRED WORKING

6








Name something that's hard to hold in.
 

89

A CHEEK SQUEAK

26

A SNEEZE

9

PEE/DOODY

19

MY FAT GUT

8

LAUGHTER

18


BREATH

9








Name something a squirrel might have nightmares about.
 

88

NO NUTS/ROTTEN ONES

50

CARS/BEING HIT

6

DOGS

13

FALLING FROM TREE

3

EAGLE/BIRDS

8


CATS

8








Name a place a woman would not want to have to pick her man up from.
 

88

JAIL/POLICE STN.

37

HIS SLUT'S HOME

4

STRIP JOINT

27

THE FLOOR

3

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

12


KIKI'S CATHOUSE

5








Name a pet the farmer's kids hope isn't served for dinner.
 

88

BABE THE PIG

35

LOLITA THE LAMB

9

CLUCKY THE CHICKEN

14

CLARICE THE KITTY

7

FIDO THE POOCH

12


ROGER THE RABBIT

11








Name a children's game adults play in the bedroom.
 

88

HIDE-AND-SEEK

29

TAG

3

TWISTER

28

TRUTH OR DARE

3

PEEK-A-BOO

16


DOCTOR

9








If you literally had a bug up your behind, which kind would be the worst kind?
 

88

BEE/WASP

27

ANT/FIRE ANT

3

ROACH

23

STINK BUG

3

SPIDER/TARANTULA

18


SCORPION

14








We asked 100 women...
My man is such a dog, I'm surprised he doesn't tinkle on what?
 

88

TREE/SHRUB/PLANT

27

THE FURNITURE

5

A FIRE HYDRANT

21

ME/MY FACE

5

THE FLOOR/RUG

19


THE LAWN/GRASS

11








Where's the worst place on the body to get a bee sting?
 

88

JUNK/HAIRY MANILOW

26

NOSE/IN NOSTRIL

7

BUTT/RUSTY BAGEL

22

FOOT/TOE

5

EYEBALL/LID

19


MOUTH/LIP/TONGUE

9








Name something a woman is wearing that causes her to say, "I'm hot."
 

88

DRESS/MINISKIRT

21

HEELS/SEXY SHOES

11

SWEATER

17

PARKA/JACKET

8

BIKINI/SWIMSUIT

17


LINGERIE/VINYL BRA

14








We asked 100 men...
Name something that gets you more excited than being with a woman.
 

87

SPORTS/FISHING

34

MONEY/LOTTO WIN

8

PIGGING OUT

17

BEING W/ 2 WOMEN!

5

BEER/FREE BOOZE

14


FAST CARS

9








Name something you prefer to do alone.
 

87

READ/STUDY

27

WATCH TV/MOVIE

7

SLEEP

20

"BEAT AROUND MY BUSH"

4

SHOWER/BATHE

18


PEE/TOUR OF DOODY

11








We asked 100 women...
Name a reason some women prefer inflatable dolls to real men.
 

86

NEVER TALK/BACK

50

DEFLATE & PUT AWAY

6

NOT MESSY SLOBS

11

BETTER LOVERS

3

DON'T CHEAT

10


DON'T SNORE

6








We asked 100 women...
Name a place you'd be offended your man went with his mother instead of you.
 

86

VACAY/EIFFEL TOWER

44

A WEDDING

3

RESTAURANT

25

A CONCERT/SHOW

3

STORE/TIFFANY'S

7


BAR/NIGHTCLUB

4








Name someone famous whose buttocks are too big to fail.
 

86

KIM KARDASHIAN

42

BEYONCE

3

JENNIFER LOPEZ

24

MELISSA MCCARTHY

2

OPRAH WINFREY

8


NICKI MINAJ

7








Name something a woman might do to a man's face.
 

86

KISS IT

35

SCRATCH IT

4

SLAP/PUNCH IT

29

LIE TO IT

3

STROKE IT

8


SHAVE IT

7








Grandma might say, "Whenever grandpa gets cranky, I just give him" what?
 

86

FOOD/CANDY/COFFEE

29

MY HOT GRANNY COOCH

5

BOOZE/BEER

22

DRUGS/EX-LAX

4

A KISS/HUG

16


A SMACK/PUNCH

10








We asked 100 men...
If you're job hunting, name something you shouldn't be wearing in your Facebook photos.
 

86

MAN THONG/UNDIES

27

TANK TOP/TACKY TEE

6

SPEEDO

24

TATTOO/"BITE ME"

3

NOTHING/BUCK NEKKID

17


GIRL GARB/PANTIES

9








Name something your lover does to ruin the mood of taking a romantic bath together.
 

85

BLOWS A BEEFER

62

GETS IN/HOGS TUB

4

PEES/POOPS IN TUB

6

TURNS ON SHOWER

2

TALKS/ARGUES/JOKES

6


SPLASHES

5








If two toddlers got into a fight at a day care, name something they might use as a weapon.
 

85

TOYS/BLOCKS

47

DIAPER/LOADED

5

BOTTLE/SIPPY CUP

13

HANDS & FEET

3

CRAYON/PENCIL

11


BINKY/PACIFIER

6








Name something of King Kong's that's really long.
 

85

HIS ARMS

47

HIS KING-A-LING

6

HIS LEGS

12

HIS MOVIES

4

HANDS/FINGERS

10


HIS HAIR

6








Name something you'd be embarrassed to say you got your hand caught in.
 

85

JAR/COOKIE JAR

39

BODY/LOVER'S HOO-HA

6

TOILET

16

VENDING MACHINE

5

MY/SOMEONE'S PANTS

12


SINK/DISPOSAL

7








Name an excuse a husband gives his wife for why his name turned up on a dating website.
 

85

SAME NAME/NOT ME

23

JOINED BY ACCIDENT

9

BUD USED IT/JOKE

20

OLD ACCOUNT

6

HACKED/ID THEFT

18


BORED/CURIOUS

9








We asked 100 married men...
Name an animal whose behind reminds you of your wife's behind.
 

85

HORSE

23

PIG/BOAR

12

BABOON/APE/MONKEY

18

LAMB/WOOLY SHEEP

7

ELEPHANT

13


DONKEY/MULE

12








Name a fattening food you've thrown away and then tried to retrieve from the trash.
 

85

CAKE/CUPCAKE

21

CANDY/CHOCOLATE

11

DONUT

18

ICE CREAM

11

CHIPS

12


PIZZA

12








Tell me something it seems all celebrities have.
 

84

MONEY

63

A BIG EGO

3

A MANSION

8

A PUBLICIST

3

GREAT CLOTHES

4


SWEET WHEELS

3








Tell me something specific that instantly makes you think about a past romance.
 

84

SPECIAL SONG

56

FOOD/RESTAURANT

2

COLOGNE/ODOR

18

WORDS/THEIR NAME

2

PHOTOS

4


MOVIE

2








Name something a woman might drive a man to do.
 

84

DRINK

52

LOSE HIS MIND

5

LEAVE/DIVORCE

11

CHEAT

3

KILL HIMSELF

7


PROPOSE/MARRY

6








Fill in the blank: The party at the old folks' home was so wild that grandma gave away her what?
 

84

TEETH

48

WIG

3

BRA/PANTIES

24

GIRDLE

2

WALKER/CANE

4


DUMPY DIAPER

3








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: There's nothing sweeter than a hot guy holding a what?
 

84

PUPPY/KITTEN

35

WAD O' DOUGH/VISA

3

BABY/CHILD

28

VACUUM

3

ROSE/BOUQUET

10


DOOR

5








What occupation would a wife like her husband to dress up as in the bedroom?
 

84

FIREMAN

32

STRIPPER

3

COP

32

FRENCH MAID

3

DOC/PROCTOLOGIST

9


CONSTRUCTION

5








A woman would have cause for concern if her date showed up carrying a what?
 

83

WEAPON/SHOVEL

66

ANIMAL/PISSY WOMBAT

2

PURSE

9

TIMER

2

BABY

2


CONDOM/BAGFUL

2








If marijuana becomes legal, name an occupation you hope doesn't smoke it on the job.
 

83

DOCTOR/DENTIST

45

TEACHER

2

POLICE OFFICER

14

CONSTRUCTION

2

PILOT

10


BUS DRIVER

10








If you could miraculously become boss at work, what's the first thing you'd do?
 

83

RAISES FOR EVERYONE!

32

CHANGE DRESS CODE

4

FIRE/EVERYONE

27

HIRE MORE STAFF

3

MORE VACAY/DAYS OFF

10


FREE LUNCH/SNACKS

7








Give me a word that rhymes with "drunk."
 

83

SKUNK

32

DUNK

4

TRUNK

24

BUNK

3

PUNK

11


FUNK

9








We asked 100 single women...
If you were dating identical twins, you'd hope to get the one that's better at what?
 

83

MAKIN' MOOLAH!

18

MAKING ME LAUGH

13

KISSING

14

BEING HONEST/LOYAL

12

STUFFING MY BIRD

13


COOKING

13








Name a great gift for a woman that would be a terrible gift for a man.
 

82

CHICK DUDS/BRA

34

MAKEUP

4

JEWELRY/PEARLS

15

A VIBRATOR

4

FLOWERS

13


PERFUME

12








Name something a boxer hopes he doesn't lose when he's in the ring.
 

82

HIS TEETH

31

AN EYE/SIGHT

4

FIGHT/ROUND/TITLE

22

AN EAR

4

HIS SHORTS

12


CONSCIOUSNESS

9








If the Jolly Green Giant made edible underwear, what vegetable would they taste like?
 

82

BEANS

26

BROCCOLI

9

PEAS

22

SPINACH/CREAMED

5

CARROTS

11


CORN

9








Name something a coworker has stolen from you.
 

82

PEN

25

CREDIT FOR IDEAS

6

FOOD/SODA

23

STAPLER

5

MONEY/WALLET

16


TIME/HOURS

7








We asked 100 married women...
Fill in the blank: The way my man snores, it sounds like there's a what in bed with me.
 

82

FREIGHT TRAIN

24

PIG/WILD HOG

7

SAW/CHAINSAW

20

BULLDOZER

6

BEAR

18


VACUUM CLEANER

7








Name something you think of when you hear the word "grind."
 

82

COFFEE

24

GEARS/BRAKES

7

BUMP & GRIND/DANCE

17

MEAT/SAUSAGE

5

TEETH

15


WORK/JOB

14








Name a kind of fish you wouldn't want to see on your sushi roll.
 

82

CARP

21

BLOWFISH/PUFFER

9

GOLDFISH

18

CATFISH

8

SHARK

14


EEL

12








Name something a guy would be holding if he's a player.
 

81

SPORTS EQUIPMENT

29

COCKTAIL

5

PHONE/NUMBERS

18

PACK O' RUBBERS

4

$$$/BLACK AMEX

14


CARDS/ROYAL FLUSH

11








Name something of her husband's an angry wife might super glue shut.
 

80

HIS BIG FAT MOUTH

41

HIS LAPTOP

5

HIS WALLET

12

HIS BUTT/POOP CHUTE

4

HIS PANTS/ZIPPER

9


HIS CAR DOOR

9








We asked 100 women...
If you bought your man boxer shorts with an animal design, what animal would be best for him?
 

80

TIGER

39

MONKEY

6

DOG/PUPPY

15

COUGAR/PANTHER

4

CHEETAH

9


LION

7








Name something that moves after you turn it on.
 

80

CAR

36

PERSON

5

FAN

21

BLENDER

4

VACUUM/ROOMBA

8


LAWN MOWER

6








Name an occupation where people talk trash.
 

80

ATHLETE

29

TV/RADIO HOST/DJ

6

GARBAGE COLLECTOR

22

SALES/CAR DEALER

5

POLITICIAN

10


CONSTRUCTION

8








Name something a woman has that a man might find too threatening.
 

79

MONEY/BIG JOB

33

LOVER/OTHER CHICK

5

BRAIN/PH.D.

23

MAN-EATING BOOBS

5

CONFIDENCE/BIG MOUTH

8


A GUN

5








Give me a word that rhymes with "trash."
 

79

CASH

33

MASH

7

CRASH

13

RASH

7

BASH

10


FLASH

9








Name something that you don't care if it's fake as long as it looks good.
 

79

JEWELRY/DIAMOND

22

FLOWER/TREE

9

HAIR/COLOR

18

NAILS

7

JUGS/SILICONE SISTAS

12


CLOTHES/FUR

11








Name a juicy fruit you might compare your lover to.
 

79

PEACH

20

BERRY/STRAWBERRY

7

ORANGE

16

APPLE/GRANNY SMITH

4

PINEAPPLE

16


MELON/WATERMELON

16








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: Men are like a box of chocolates, and I'm attracted to the ones that are what?
 

78

SWEET

34

RICH

5

NUTTY

17

BITTER

5

DARK/CHOCOLATEY

11


CREAMY/GOOEY

6








When Ronald McDonald took a job as an exotic dancer, he showed off his what?
 

78

BIG FEET/SHOES

27

RED HAIR/DOWN BELOW

6

BUNS

19

MCNUGGETS

6

BIG MAC/BURGER

12


FACE/NOSE

8








We asked 100 men...
Name a bad habit a woman has that might not bother you if she's hot.
 

78

TALKS/WHINES

23

PICKS NOSE

8

SMOKES/STOGIES

20

FART & YELL INCOMING

5

SNORES

13


BITES NAILS

9








If Steve Harvey were your neighbor, name something of his you might ask to borrow.
 

77

PIMPMOBILE

24

SUGAR

5

SUITS/CLOTHES

19

MOWER/LAWN SVC.

5

$15 MILLION

17


JOKES/HUMOR

7








We asked 100 women...
What would you do if your lover bought you an expensive jar of cellulite cream?
 

76

USE IT, BABY

34

CRY/BE SAD

7

HIT HIM/WITH IT

13

SMILE/LAUGH

5

YELL/"DIE PIG!"

9


SURPRISED/"WHY?"

8








Name something a man might need to get rid of before women will be interested in him.
 

76

300 LBS./GUT

27

MAN FUNK/BAD BREATH

8

WIFE/PARADE OF SLUTS

15

PETS/PYTHONS

4

BEARD/PIMP STACHE

13


ATTITUDE/EGO

9








Name a creature most men are afraid of.
 

76

WOMEN

22

LIONS

7

SNAKES

16

SHARKS

6

BEARS

14


SPIDERS

11








We asked 100 men...
Name a dessert you might call your mate's bottom.
 

76

JELL-O

18

PEAR

11

PUDDING/TAPIOCA

13

HONEY BUNS

10

PIE/CHERRY PIE

12


CAKE/POUND CAKE

12








Name something you'd hate to fall into face first.
 

74

POO/BUTT TRUFFLES

35

TOILET

3

MUD

22

VOLCANO/LAVA

3

CONCRETE/SIDEWALK

7


SEWER/CESSPOOL

4








Name something on you or about you that's off-center.
 

74

MY NOSE

33

MY TIE

6

MY HAIR/PART

13

MY MIND/BRAIN

6

MY SENSE OF HUMOR

9


MY EARS

7








Name a kind of cheese a stripper from Wisconsin might use as her stage name.
 

74

CHEDDAR

31

PEPPER JACK

7

SWISS/BABY SWISS

12

STRING CHEESE

5

GOUDA

11


BRIE

8








Besides a coffin, name something a woman might bury her cheating husband in.
 

74

A HOLE/IN BACKYARD

22

TRASH BAG/DUMPSTER

10

DEBT/LEGAL FEES

14

SEA/SINKING BOAT

4

A BOX/SHOEBOX

12


CAR/TRUCK

12








We asked 100 men...
If women didn't exist, I wouldn't have sex. But I also wouldn't have to what?
 

74

CLEAN/HOUSEWORK

19

WORK/MAKE $

4

SHOWER/GROOM

19

BEG/KISS UP

4

LISTEN/TO HER NAG

19


SHOP/BUY GIFTS

9








Tell me your worst habit.
 

74

BITING MY NAILS

19

PICKING MY NOSE

6

SMOKING

15

CUSSING/AT OLD LADIES

5

PROCRASTINATING

15


EATING/OVEREATING

14








Name something a man pops.
 

74

THE QUESTION

17

CHAMPAGNE CORK

10

HIS KNUCKLES

14

BEER CAN

7

A BALLOON

14


GUM

12








Name something you might have strapped to you.
 

72

GUN/HOLSTER

31

BABY/CHILD

6

BACKPACK/FANNY PACK

12

SEATBELT

6

PARACHUTE

10


A STRAP-ON

7








We asked 100 married women...
Give me an "S" word that describes how your man looks when he's naked.
 

71

SEXY

34

SHARP

5

STRONG

11

SLOPPY

5

SENSUAL

9


STUNNING

7








Name something you might be on.
 

71

DRUGS/MEDS

30

A DIET

3

FURNITURE/CHAIR

26

COMPUTER/INTERNET

3

BOAT/RAFT

5


TV/THE NEWS

4








Give me a word that rhymes with the word "prank."
 

70

CRANK

20

RANK

7

FRANK

13

DANK

7

TANK

13


DRANK

10








Name a place where a person might be a no-show.
 

69

WORK/MEETING

18

WEDDING

8

DR./DENTIST

16

SCHOOL

5

COURT/JURY DUTY

12


RESTAURANT

10








Tell me one word that can get a man excited.
 

68

SEX

51

WOMAN/WOMEN

3

BREASTS

5

SPORTS

3

FOOTBALL

3


MONEY

3








Name something you're always sad about when it's over.
 

68

VACATION

27

CRAZY SWEATY SEX

6

GM. OF THRONES/MOVIE

12

CHRISTMAS/HOLIDAYS

5

THE WEEKEND

10


A PARTY

8








Fill in the blank: You're in ______.
 

67

TROUBLE

32

LUCK

5

LOVE

14

THE MOOD

4

HOT WATER

7


DEEP/DEEP DOO-DOO

5








Name something some people don't like to cross.
 

67

STREET/HIGHWAY

20

BODY OF WATER

7

BLACK CAT'S PATH

15

THEIR BOSS

7

BRIDGE

10


LINE/PICKET LINE

8








Name a food you swear you have become addicted to.
 

66

CHOCOLATE/CANDY

21

STEAK

7

PIZZA

12

CHEESE

6

CHIPS

11


ICE CREAM

9








Name a food they'd better have in heaven or you're not going.
 

66

CHOCOLATE/REESE'S

17

CHIPS/POTATO CHIPS

8

PIZZA

15

CAKE/CHEESECAKE

8

STEAK

9


CHICKEN/WINGS

9








Name something you eat or drink that a stripper might use as a stage name.
 

65

CANDY

42

PEACHES

4

CINNAMON

6

CHERRY

3

CHAMPAGNE

5


HONEY

5








Name a place where you see a lot of people in a really bad mood.
 

65

DMV

21

I.R.S.

6

MY JOB/WORK

13

HOSPITAL/E.R.

5

COURT

10


DOCTOR/DENTIST

10








Name an occupation that's not for the weak of heart.
 

63

SURGEON/DOCTOR

28

SEWAGE WORKER

4

CORONER/MORTICIAN

14

HIGH-RISE BUILDER

4

EMT/FIREFIGHTER

7


THE MILITARY

6








Fill in the blank: A vampire might say, "I hate when I'm sucking someone's blood and they" what?
 

63

FART

21

SNEEZE

6

BURP

12

SCREAM

6

TASTE BAD/GARLICKY

10


DIE

8








Name something the world's nicest Porta Potti might have in it.
 

62

AIR FRESH'R/NO ODOR

23

FLUSHER/AUTOMATIC

6

SINK/FAUCET

15

HANDWIPES

5

BIDET

7


TV

6








When a man dates a supermodel, he might be surprised that she's super what?
 

62

DUMB

21

FRIGID/PRUDISH

5

SMART/WELL-READ

14

THIN/SKINNY

5

ARROGANT/CONCEITED

9


CATTY/MEAN

8








Tell me someone whose words change your life.
 

62

FATHER

19

SPOUSE

5

MOTHER

15

CLERGY

5

TEACHER

11


JESUS/GOD

7








Name a TV show you'd be embarrassed to see any of your family members on.
 

60

JERRY SPRINGER

21

REAL HOUSEWIVES

5

COPS

14

THE KARDASHIANS

5

BACHELOR/ETTE

8


FAMILY FEUD

7








Name a famous family you'd want to play against on "Family Feud."
 

59

KARDASHIANS

24

KENNEDYS

4

OBAMAS

14

THE ADDAMS FAMILY

3

CLINTONS

8


TRUMPS

6








If there was an Italian strip club, name an Italian food a stripper might call herself.
 

59

LINGUINE

17

PASTA

6

CANNOLI

11

MEATBALLS

6

SPAGHETTI

10


LASAGNA

9








Name a word or phrase that starts with "pass."
 

57

...OUT

19

...OVER

5

...THE SALT

11

...WORD

5

...THE BUCK

10


...GAS

7








Name the sexiest food at the supermarket.
 

52

BANANAS

20

LIVE LOBSTERS

4

MELONS

9

OYSTERS

4

STRAWBERRIES

8


CUCUMBERS

7








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