"Family Feud" surveys | Season 19

Fill in the blank: Thank ______.

100

THANK YOU	60
THANK GOD/THE LORD	27
THANK GOODNESS	8
THANK HEAVEN	5

Fill in the blank: It would be weird if a guy named his ______ after his mother.

100

DOG/PET	48
HIS "MEMBER"	38
CAR/TRUCK	10
SON	4

We asked 100 single women...
Fill in the blank: I wish I had the key to my boyfriend's what?

100

HOUSE/APARTMENT	39
CAR	34
HEART	19
SAFE	8

The Jolly Green Giant's son isn't very smart. He has a brain that's the size of what vegetable?

PEA	92
BEAN	3
CORN KERNEL	2
BROCCOLI FLORET	2

Name something you want to be hot but not too hot.

FOOD/DRINK	89
MY BOO	5
THE WEATHER	3
A BATH	2

Fill in the blank: Police dogs are trained to recognize the smell of what?

DRUGS/POT	88
FEAR	5
BLOOD TRACES	3
PERSON/CRIMINAL	3

Name something you wear two of that in strip poker, you'd take one off at a time.

SOCKS	86
EARRINGS	5
GLOVES	4
SHIRT/UNDERSHIRT	4

Name something you might like to have two of on your bed.

PILLOWS	77
COVERS/SHEETS	11
PEOPLE/NUDE SWEDES	8
PETS/GREAT DANES	3

Name something kids just love to jump on.

BED	71
TRAMPOLINE	20
COUCH	5
PILE OF LEAVES	3

Name something in your refrigerator that you should thank a cow for.

MILK	68
CHEESE	19
STEAK/HAMBURGER	8
BUTTER	4

Fill in the blank: I got my ______ stuck in a beer bottle.

FINGER/THUMB	66
TONGUE	24
DINGUS KHAN	6
LIME	3

We asked 100 married women...
Fill in the blank: I'd kill my husband if he took me to a strip joint to celebrate what?

OUR ANNIVERSARY	64
MY BIRTHDAY	29
ANYTHING	4
STRIPPER/HO'S B-DAY	2

Name something specific that's a hassle to replace when you lose your wallet.

LICENSE/ID	62
CREDIT/DEBIT CARD	27
SOC. SECURITY CARD	7
CASH	3

Fill in the blank: Keep your ______ to yourself.

HANDS	59
THOUGHTS/OPINIONS	35
EYES	3
SECRETS	2

Name an animal with long ears.

RABBIT	56
DOG	18
ELEPHANT	14
DONKEY/MULE	11

Name something a caveman wanted that he probably had a specific grunt for.

BABE/CAVE BOOTY	52
FOOD	42
FIRE	3
ROCK	2

We asked 100 women...
Name something a man brings on a dinner date that makes you think he's cheap.

COUPONS	48
FOOD/DESSERT	36
CALCULATOR	13
CHEAP/FAKE FLOWER	2

Fill in the blank: ______ wreck.

TRAIN WRECK	45
SHIPWRECK	34
CAR WRECK	17
NERVOUS WRECK	3

Name a word that rhymes with "Jay-Z."

LAZY	45
HAZY	30
CRAZY	21
DAISY	3

Name a part of your own body that you bite.

FINGER/NAILS	45
LIPS	26
TONGUE	24
CHEEK	4

We asked 100 single women...
Your date looked good on paper. But in real life, name something he did just like a fish.

DRANK	44
KISSED	36
SMELLED	14
SWAM AWAY	5

We asked 100 single women...
Name something you'd hate to discover was missing on the morning of your wedding.

MY FIANCE	36
MY DRESS	32
THE RINGS	28
MARRIAGE LICENSE	3

We asked 100 women...
Name something you can't wait to get out of at the end of your day.

BRA/DUDS/SHOES	85
WORK/THE OFFICE	6
DOING DISHES	4
HAVING TO COOK	3

Name an animal you think of as being black and white.

ZEBRA	82
SKUNK	7
PANDA	6
PENGUIN	3

Tell me something you do on ice.

ICE SKATE	81
SLIP/SLIDE/FALL	11
GO FISHING	3
PLAY HOCKEY	3

Fill in the blank: Sponge ______.

SPONGEBOB	77
SPONGE BATH	15
SPONGE MOP	3
SPONGE CAKE	3

Fill in the blank: Grandpa and his new young bride have lots in common. He has false teeth and she has false what?

KNOCKERS	77
LOVE/FEELINGS	9
EYELASHES	7
HAIR/WEAVES	5

We asked 100 single women...
Fill in the blank: I'm looking for a calendar of hot guys holding what?

PUPPIES/KITTENS	77
FOOTBALLS	9
WEIGHTS	6
TOOLS	6

Tell me something that twinkles.

LITTLE STAR	76
EYES	16
LIGHTS	4
GLITTER	2

Name something you might like your lover to rub on your bottom.

OIL/LOTION/LUBE	75
HANDS/BOD/FACE	19
CHOCOLATE	2
WHIPPED CREAM	2

Name a holiday when people put a flag in the front of their house.

4TH OF JULY	74
MEMORIAL DAY	11
FLAG DAY	10
VETERANS DAY	3

We asked 100 women...
Name something you might like a man to do in your ear.

WHISPER/"DO ME!"	71
KISS/LICK IT	19
BLOW IN IT	6
NOTHING/STAY AWAY	2

If dogs drove cars, name something they'd see that they might try to run over.

CAT	71
SQUIRREL	17
FIRE HYDRANT	6
MAILMAN	4

Name something Tarzan taught his son how to do.

SWING/CLIMB TREES	70
HUNT/FISH	12
POUND CHEST/YELL	9
SWIM	7

We asked 100 married women...
Name something your husband and your dog both do at night.

SLEEP/SNORE	69
SCRATCH THEMSELVES	13
FART	10
HOG THE BED	6

Name something that rhymes with "King Kong."

DING-DONG	68
PING-PONG	23
BING BONG	5
SINGSONG	2

Name something you do even though you know you're going to regret it in the morning.

DRINK/DOUBLE FIST	60
STAY UP LATE	20
EAT/LATE/BADLY	16
GOSSIP/LIE	2

Name a kind of bank that doesn't deal in money.

BLOOD BANK	57
SPERM BANK	27
FOOD BANK	9
RIVERBANK	5

Name something that women wash more often than men do.

BODY/HAIR	56
CLOTHES/BRAS	29
BEDSHEETS	8
DISHES	5

Fill in the blank: Very few people ______ their age.

ACT	54
TELL/REVEAL	19
LOOK/SHOW	16
LIKE/APPRECIATE	9

Name something you turn off at the end of the day.

LIGHTS	53
TV	33
COMPUTER	9
ME/MY BRAIN	3

Name something starting with the letter N that men like to see women wearing.

NOTHING	49
NEGLIGEE/NIGHTIE	42
NECKLACE	5
NAILS/TO SCRATCH HIM	2

Which one of the seven dwarfs describes you in the morning?

SLEEPY	48
GRUMPY	38
HAPPY	10
DOPEY	2

Name a place that's too small of a space for making whoopee.

BATHROOM/TUB	48
CLOSET/PANTRY	32
CAR/TRUCK	16
PHONE BOOTH	2

We asked 100 women...
Name a place your man better have a picture of you.

WALLET	43
WORK/HIS DESK	33
PHONE/LOCK SCREEN	18
HIS HEART/MIND	4

We asked 100 single women...
Name something a man does that makes you feel weak in the knees.

SMILES	32
LOOKS INTO MY EYES	27
KISSES ME/MY NECK	27
COOKS	12

Name an occupation that you hope isn't in a big hurry when they're working on you.

DR./DENTIST/SURGEON	86
HAIRSTYLIST	6
MASSAGE THERAPIST	3
BODY WAXER/MANSCAPER	2

Fill in the blank: Grocery ______.

GROCERY STORE	82
GROCERY SHOPPING	10
GROCERY BAG	3
GROCERY LIST	2

When God designed women, what did he give them so men would be attracted to them?

BODACIOUS BODS	80
BEAUTIFUL FACES	10
BRILLIANT BRAINS	5
KIND SOULS	2

Name something a fireman holds onto very tightly.

HOSE	79
AXE	8
LADDER	7
A LIFE/HIS OWN	3

Give me a word that rhymes with "mister."

SISTER	78
TWISTER	9
BLISTER	7
LISTER	3

When Tarzan sends out his mating call, what might show up?

APE/MONKEY	77
JANE/WOMAN	12
ELEPHANT	5
TIGER	3

Name something in a public restroom that you try to never touch with your hands.

TOILET/FLUSHER	75
DOOR/STALL DOOR	17
FAUCET/SINK	3
THE FLOOR	2

Fill in the blank: Tip of the ______.

ICEBERG	72
DAY/WEEK	9
TONGUE	9
HAT	7

Name a sound a farm animal makes.

MOO	71
OINK	15
NEIGH/WHINNY	6
BAA	5

Name something you spread on bread.

BUTTER	67
PEANUT BUTTER	16
JAM/JELLY	10
MAYONNAISE	4

We asked 100 women...
Name a reason you'd like to see Steve Harvey perform at Chippendales.

HE'D BE FUNNY	65
HOT BOD/MANACONDA	18
CUTE FACE/STACHE	9
GOOD DANCER	5

Name something belonging to his girlfriend that a guy in love might wear.

DUDS/UNDIES/ON HEAD	62
JEWELRY/NECKLACE	31
HER PERFUME	2
HER PIC/ON T-SHIRT	2

Name a reason parents might be unhappy that their daughter is getting married.

DON'T LIKE GUY	59
TOO YOUNG	19
KNOCKED UP	12
LEAVING/EMPTY NEST	7

We asked 100 married women...
When it comes to grooming, name something you wish your husband would do more often.

SHAVE/TRIM UNIBROW	59
CLIP/CLEAN NAILS	17
SHOWER/WASH UP	12
BRUSH TEETH/GARGLE	9

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I always look better when I take off my what?

CLOTHES/SHOES	49
GLASSES	26
MAKEUP	15
HAIR/WIG	7

We asked 100 married men...
Name something of your wife's you'd like to glue together.

BLABBING LIPS	44
WALLET/PURSE/CARDS	43
SIDEWAYS BOOBS	6
SHOES/LACES	4

Name something people keep a bottle of on the nightstand.

WATER	43
MEDICATION	32
LOTION/K-Y	20
PERFUME	2

What's in your wallet?

MONEY/CASH	42
CREDIT/DEBIT CARDS	36
I.D./DRIVER'S LIC.	16
COUPONS	3

We asked 100 married women...
Name something specific your man sits on like a king on his throne.

THE CAN	40
COUCH	26
RECLINER/CHAIR	26
MOTORCYCLE	5

Name something that gets squeezed from the bottom.

TOOTHPASTE	87
PERSON'S BOOTAY	4
KETCHUP	3
LEMON	2

Name something you'd have to have lots of if you were throwing a wild party.

BOOZE	86
FOOD	6
CONDOMS	2
PEOPLE/HOTTIES	2

Name something on your face you wouldn't want to be too large.

NOSE	83
FESTERING ZIT	5
WART	4
MOUTH/LIPS	4

Name something a wife helps her husband put on.

CLOTHES/TIE	82
CONDOM	9
WEIGHT	3
LOTION	2

Name something you wash outdoors.

CAR	81
DOG	11
OUTDOOR FURNITURE	2
SIDEWALK	2

We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: My marriage advice to a new husband is: Don't ever tell your wife she's what?

FAT	77
OLD	12
UGLY	4
MEAN	3

Name something a lazy husband is doing while his wife is cleaning the house.

WATCH'G TV/SPORTS	65
SLEEPING	23
PLAY'G VIDEO GAMES	5
SURFING WEB	3

We asked 100 married men...
Try as you might, name something your wife says you never do right.

CLEAN/LAUNDRY	65
COOK	16
DRIVE	10
TALK/COMPLIMENT	5

Give me a word that rhymes with the word "summer."

BUMMER	55
HUMMER	23
DUMBER	11
PLUMBER	7

Name something that follows the word "hash."

HASH BROWNS	53
HASHTAG	37
HASH PIPE	4
HASH BROWNIES	2

We asked 100 women...
It's a week before your wedding. A friend sees your fiancé making out with another woman. What do you do?

CALL OFF/BYE FELICIA	52
CONFRONT HIM/YELL	37
KILL/BEAT HIM	5
KICK HIS SLUT'S BUTT	2

Name something that rhymes with "shook up."

HOOK UP	51
LOOK UP	26
TOOK UP	12
COOK UP	7

Name something or someone who might be wearing a collar.

PET	50
PRIEST/CLERGY	42
STRIPPER	2
S&M SUBMISSIVE	2

We asked 100 women...
Name a reason you might not want to marry a farmer.

THE WORK/CRAZY HOURS	50
DIRTY/MANURE SMELL	34
BORING AREA/NO WIFI	10
I WANNA BE RICH	2

Name something Batman won't need anymore when he retires.

BATSUIT/MASK	49
BATMOBILE	26
ROBIN	16
BATCAVE	5

We asked 100 married women...
Name a way you know your husband is happy to see you.

SMILES AT ME	46
GREAT BIG HUG	24
GIVES ME A KISS	21
HIS EYES LIGHT UP	5

Name something of yours that the dog thinks is his.

BED	45
COUCH/CHAIR	32
SHOES/SLIPPERS	17
WHOLE HOUSE	2

We asked 100 married men...
In a good way, name something about your wife that reminds you of your mother.

HER COOKING	44
KIND/NURTURING	26
HER CLEANING	23
HARD WORKER	3

Name something a dog might dream of biting into.

STEAK/HAMBURGER	43
BONE	37
HUMAN/LEG	14
CHICKEN	2

Name something you do in the shower and no one ever has to know.

PEE	40
SING/NICKELBACK	38
SEX	16
PICK NOSE	2

Give me a word that rhymes with "yawn."

DAWN	36
LAWN	32
PAWN	14
FAWN	14

Name a place where fights break out.

BAR/NIGHTCLUB	80
SPORTING EVENT	9
SCHOOL/PLAYGROUND	4
STORE/SALE	2

Fill in the blank: Pumpkin ______.

PUMPKIN PIE	80
PUMPKIN PATCH	9
PUMPKIN SEED	3
PUMPKIN SPICE	3

Name something a man has that his mother-in-law might think is just not good enough.

JOB/INCOME	78
CAR	8
HOUSE	6
FACE/LOOKS	3

When a bear is hibernating, what does he dream about?

HONEY/FOOD	77
SPRING/SUMMER	10
OTHER BEARS/CUBS	6
CHASE/KILL'G PEOPLE	2

After Shaquille O'Neal was born, his parents realized he's going to need a bigger what?

CRIB/BED	76
PAIR OF SHOES	11
DIAPER	6
STROLLER	2

Name a word that rhymes with "yummy."

TUMMY	74
GUMMY	11
DUMMY	5
MUMMY	5

Fill in the blank: Spider ______.

SPIDER-MAN	71
SPIDERWEB	20
SPIDER BITE	2
SPIDER MONKEY	2

Name an occasion when people gather to honor you.

BIRTHDAY	67
FUNERAL	18
GRADUATION	6
RETIREMENT	4

Name someone who might scold you for not seeing them often enough.

PARENTS	65
GRANDPARENTS	17
SPOUSE/MATE	10
DR./DENTIST	3

Give me a word that rhymes with "thunder."

BLUNDER	62
UNDER	23
PLUNDER	5
WONDER	5

Fill in the blank: Pumping ______.

PUMPING IRON	61
PUMPING GAS	25
PUMPING STATION	5
PUMPING OIL	4

Birds catch worms. What do people catch?

COLDS/GERMS/V.D.	60
FISH/ANIMALS	29
BALLS	3
PEOPLE	3

What would you do if you accidentally put a $100 bill in the church collection plate instead of a ten?

NOTHING/LEAVE IT	60
GET IT BACK/CHANGE	19
CRY/SCREAM/POUT	12
LESS $ NEXT TIME	4

When you're sick, nothing comforts you like your mother's what?

SOUP/COOKING	58
LOVE	17
TOUCH/ARMS/BOSOM	15
VOICE/HUMMING	5

We asked 100 men...
Name something you want to do like Tom Brady.

PLAY FOOTBALL/WIN	57
MAKE MONEY	20
MARRY A MODEL	13
LOOK LIKE/SMILE	5

Name something a man wears under his clothes to feel sexy.

UNDIES/WOMEN'S	54
NOTHING/FREE WILLY	25
COLOGNE	11
SPEEDO/BIKINI	5

Name something a fireman might use to put out a small fire.

FIRE EXTINGUISHER	49
WATER/HOSE	36
BLANKET/TOWEL	5
HIS PEE STREAM	5

Name a character who only visits when children are sleeping.

TOOTH FAIRY	47
SANTA CLAUS	34
SANDMAN	10
BOGEYMAN	4

When you get to a party, what's the first thing you check out?

PEOPLE/THEIR CLOTHES	41
FOOD/DESSERT	26
BAR/DRINKS	24
THE BATHROOM	4

Name something people use to write their names in the snow.

STICK/BRANCH	36
WARM YELLOW WHIZ	35
FINGER/GLOVE	22
FOOT	2

Name something grandma puts in her bra for safekeeping.

CASH/WALLET	83
HER TEETH	4
TISSUES	4
KEYS	3

Name a place where you might be caught with your pants down.

BATHROOM	81
BEDROOM	8
STORE DRESSING ROOM	3
BEACH/POOL	2

Tell me something Dracula's mom probably tells Dracula he has to stop doing if he wants to meet a nice girl.

BITE/SUCK/KILLING	77
SLEEP DAYS/OUT NITES	9
SHOWING/FILING FANGS	4
TURN'G INTO A BAT	4

Name something you must have every day or you're not a happy camper.

FOOD/BEVERAGE	74
SLEEP	13
SHOWER	4
WIFI	3

Name something about which a man wonders, "Where's the off button?"

WOMEN/MOM-IN-LAW	68
KIDS/BABIES	10
VACUUM	9
TV/REMOTE	7

Name a place your parents used to tell you to be on your best behavior.

CHURCH	67
RESTAURANT	18
RELATIVE'S HOUSE	5
SCHOOL	4

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I'd be insulted if someone mistook me for a what?

MAN	59
GRANDMA/OLD LADY	17
PREGNANT WOMAN	11
A $2 HOOKER	7

Name something that might land on you while you're riding in a convertible.

BIRD POOP	54
BUG	27
RAIN	9
LEAF	4

When interviewing for a new job, name a question you should not start off by asking.

WHATCHA PAYIN'?	51
VACAY?	37
YOU MARRIED, SHUGA?	3
BREAKS/LUNCH?	3

Name something that's hard for some people to grow.

HAIR/ON FACE	51
PLANT/FRUIT/WEED	36
THEIR MIND/VOCAB	4
SAVINGS/$$$	3

Tell me something you flip.

PANCAKES	49
A COIN	31
HOUSES	7
BURGERS	7

Name a word that rhymes with "song."

LONG	49
WRONG	22
THONG	16
BONG	7

We asked 100 single women...
Name a city where you think it's hard to find a nice guy.

NEW YORK	44
LOS ANGELES	26
LAS VEGAS	17
SAN FRANCISCO	7

On New Year's Eve, what do people vow they're going to get rid of next year?

WEIGHT/HIPPO BOOTY	80
DEBT	5
RESOLUTIONS	4
CIGARETTES	4

Fill in the blank: Home is where your ______ is.

HEART	74
FAMILY/MATE	11
BED	5
PUSS/PET	3

Name something the Big Bad Wolf would hate to discover Little Red Riding Hood was carrying in her basket.

GUN	73
MACE/PEPPER SPRAY	8
BAD FOOD/VEGGIES	8
KNIFE	4

The kids might call their dad "The Closer" because he's always telling them to close what?

DOOR/FRIDGE DOOR	72
THEIR MOUTHS	15
ZIPPERS	3
DRAWERS	3

Name something people rush into.

LOVE/MARRIAGE	72
SPENDING/DEBT	10
HAVING KIDS	8
JOB/WORK	3

Tell me something a cowboy might get hit with in a saloon fight.

BOTTLE/DRINK/MUG	68
CHAIR/STOOL	18
HAND/FIST	4
A BULLET	3

Name something that gets scooped.

ICE CREAM	64
POOP/KITTY LITTER	19
NEWS	7
SNOW	3

If a pirate lost his wooden leg, name a piece of sports equipment he could use to replace it.

BASEBALL BAT	64
GOLF CLUB	15
HOCKEY STICK	12
EXTREME POGO STICK	2

Fill in the blank: Here comes the ______.

BRIDE	62
JUDGE	12
SUN	10
BOOM	9

Name the state you think has the most nudists living in it.

CALIFORNIA	59
FLORIDA	26
HAWAII	4
ARIZONA	4

Fill in the blank: A high-maintenance woman makes sure to never miss an appointment with her who?

HAIRDRESSER	59
NAIL TECH	21
DOC/PLASTIC SURG.	9
MASSEUR	4

Name a kind of flush.

TOILET/COURTESY	41
ROYAL	40
STRAIGHT	9
FACIAL/BLUSH	3

We asked 100 married men...
Name a breed of dog that reminds you of your wife.

PIT BULL	40
GERMAN SHEPHERD	33
RETRIEVER/LAB	14
POODLE	6

Name something that might go up, up, and away.

BALLOON/HOT AIR	83
SUPERMAN	5
KITE	2
ROCKET	2

Name the most embarrassing place someone might ask to take a selfie with you.

BATHROOM/SHOWER	83
BEDROOM/IN BED	5
DRESSING ROOM	2
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	2

Fill in the blank: You should try to be the best ______ you can.

PERSON	75
THAT	8
PARENT	6
WORKER/EMPLOYEE	3

Name a time that people scream while having fun.

ROLLER COASTER	67
SPORTING EVENT	11
HORROR MOVIE	9
HOT BOINK SESSION	5

Name something that spreads quickly.

VIRUS/GERMS	55
GOSSIP/RUMORS	15
BUTTER/MARGARINE	14
FIRE	8

We asked 100 married women...
Name a specific punishment for men who cheat on their wives.

DIVORCE	54
LOSE EVERYTHING	16
DISMEMBER/CASTRATE	13
"DOGHOUSE"	9

Tell me something you know about Snoop Dogg.

RAPS/PERFORMS	49
SMOKES WEED	33
HAS BRAIDS/DREADS	5
HE'S TALL	5

When mom yells "Keep it clean," keep what clean?

YOUR ROOM	45
LANGUAGE/JOKES	41
BATHROOM/TOILET	4
YOUR HANDS	2

Name something Batman would hate to lose.

COSTUME/CAPE/BELT	42
BATMOBILE	26
ROBIN	22
A FIGHT	2

Name a place you don't like to go because it might be painful.

DOC/DENTIST/E.R.	81
GYM	5
WORK	3
CEMETERY/FUNERAL	2

Name a place where you just want to be left alone.

HOME/BATHROOM	80
THE BEACH	4
WORK	4
CHURCH	3

Name something that when a farmer sees you holding it, he'd say, "That came from my cow."

MILK	75
BURGER/STEAK	6
CALF	5
MANURE	5

Tell me a day of the year you wouldn't want to have as your birthday.

CHRISTMAS	74
LEAP YEAR DAY	7
NEW YEAR'S	6
APRIL FOOLS' DAY	4

Name something that looks better when the lighting is dim.

PERSON/MY DATES	72
OLD/MESSY HOUSE	9
TV/MOVIES	6
FIRE/CANDLELIGHT	4

Tell me something that might be runny.

NOSE	62
EGGS	23
CHOCOLATE THUNDER	4
GRAVY	2

Name an animal a woman looks like when she gets lip implants.

APE/MONKEY	54
DUCK	17
FISH	17
HIPPO	3

Name something that might be running down your leg.

WARM BUBBLY URINE	38
SWEAT	24
BUG/FIRE ANT COLONY	15
WATER/AFTER SWIM	14

Name something a single guy might have on his shopping list.

FOOD/FROZEN PIZZA	33
DINK SLINGS	30
BEER/HOOCH	26
A DATE/BAE	2

Fill in the blank: The ______ of my dreams.

MAN/WOMAN	78
VACATION/TRIP	5
CAR	4
HOME	3

Fill in the blank: Pickup ______.

PICKUP TRUCK	77
PICKUP LINE	9
PICK UP MILK	2
PICKUP ARTIST	2

Tell me something that might be padded.

BRA	72
ROOM/CELL	9
BANK ACCT./WALLET	6
BED	3

Tell me something you pick that can make you rich.

NUMBERS/LOTTO	72
MINED GOLD/JEWELS	7
SPOUSE	6
STOCKS	5

We asked 100 men...
Name a place you go where you would prefer there be no women allowed.

BATHROOM/URINAL	69
GYM	9
STRIP JOINT	8
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	4

Name something a dog does outdoors that you might also see a man do outdoors.

PEE/LAUNCH LOGS	67
RUN/WALK	15
DIG HOLES	4
SCRATCH	4

Name a place a woman would love to see her ex-husband end up.

BEHIND BARS	67
GRAVE/MORGUE/HELL	14
NEW STATE/COUNTRY	5
STREET/POORHOUSE	4

Name an animal that bathes itself.

CAT	65
BIRD/DUCK	12
ELEPHANT	10
DOG	3

Name a kind of colony.

ANT COLONY	59
NUDIST COLONY	16
BEE COLONY	12
PENAL COLONY	3

Fill in the blank: Vice ______.

VICE PRESIDENT	56
VICE SQUAD	16
VICE VERSA	14
VICE PRINCIPAL	4

Name a quiet place you'd be surprised a brawl broke out.

CHURCH	53
LIBRARY	32
HOME/BEDROOM	3
CEMETERY	2

Name something furry in your home that the dog might mistake for competition.

ANIMAL/RAT	44
PLUSH TOY/DOLL	21
SLIPPER/UGGS/SHOE	18
PILLOW	7

Fill in the blank: Isn't it about time Santa Claus got a new what?

SLEIGH/RIDE	42
SUIT/HAT	41
GIG/JOB	4
REINDEER	3

Name something people say they will do when they are dead.

SLEEP/R.I.P.	39
HAUNT/THEIR EX	29
HEAVEN W/ GOD & FAM	18
ROT/DECOMPOSE	4

Name something a cowboy in the old west cleaned about once a month.

GUN	28
HIMSELF	28
DUDS/BOOTS/HAT	27
SADDLE	7

Name an occupation in which you'd worry about leaks.

PLUMBER	66
POLITICS/GOV'T	16
BOAT CAPTAIN/FISH'G	4
GAS WORKER	3

Name a sport that reminds you of summer.

BASEBALL	64
SWIMMING	16
TENNIS	5
VOLLEYBALL	4

Name something that's a hassle to lose.

KEYS	44
WALLET/$/I.D.	28
WEIGHT	12
YOUR MIND	5

Name something kids cut.

THEIR HAIR	36
PAPER	35
CLASS/SCHOOL	12
"THE CHEESE"	6

Name something people usually find once they stop looking for it.

KEYS	66
LOVE/ROMANCE	11
HAPPINESS	6
REMOTE CONTROL	5

If grandpa swears like a sailor, name a place you wouldn't want to go with him.

CHURCH	64
SCHOOL	11
RESTAURANT	9
MOVIES/G-RATED	4

Name something that a woman who craves variety likes in different colors.

CLOTHES/SHOES	62
FOOD/CANDY	15
PURSES	6
FLOWERS	5

Name something grandma turned on that she forgot to turn off.

OVEN/BURNER	55
LIGHTS/HEADLIGHTS	20
GRANDPA	9
TV	4

Name something lovers might do if they wanted to be like Adam and Eve.

BE NUDE/FIG LEAF	63
EAT APPLES	14
BE FRUITFUL/MULTIPLY	6
GARDEN/PLANT TREES	4

Name something a woman gets rid of when it no longer looks good.

CLOTHES/SHOES	63
HER USED-UP MAN	12
PURSE	6
HER WIG	6

Name something a mama's boy would not do without his mother's approval.

PROPOSE/TIE KNOT	60
GO ON A DATE	21
TRAVEL	3
EAT/SNACK	3

Fill in the blank: Swiss ______.

SWISS CHEESE	56
SWISS ALPS	15
SWISS BANK/ACCOUNT	11
SWISS MISS	5

Name something you'd be shocked a doctor was afraid of.

BLOOD	45
NEEDLES/SHOTS	23
GERMS/DISEASE	11
EXAMINING BODY	8

Name a word or phrase you wish you heard more often from your kids.

THANK YOU	41
I LOVE YOU	29
PLEASE	9
YES/YES MA'AM	8

Name a subject a woman should bring up if she wants to scare away a boring date.

KIDS/PREG. WITH #7	38
MARRIAGE	27
ILL/CHLAMYDIA	15
HER EX/HOMICIDAL	7

Admit it: Your neighbor has a better what?

YARD/GARDEN	34
CAR/TRUCK	23
HOUSE/APARTMENT	23
BODY/BOOTY	7

Name something a person might be referring to when they say, "I've got me a good one."

SPOUSE/MATE	70
FISH	11
FRUIT/PLUM	3
CAR	2

Give me a word that starts with "chap."

CHAPSTICK	70
CHAPEL	6
CHAPTER	5
CHAPLAIN	5

We asked 100 women...
Name something a girl can never have too many of.

SHOES/CLOTHES	67
PURSES	10
DIAMONDS/JEWELRY	6
FRIENDS	3

Tell me something you have to warm up to get it going.

CAR/TRUCK	65
STOVE/OVEN/GRILL	11
PERSON/MY OLD LADY	7
IRON	3

Name something you get struck by.

LIGHTNING	62
A CAR	14
AN IDEA/THOUGHT	6
PERSON/FIST	4

We asked 100 single men...
Some women have hot bodies. But the women you meet have hot what?

HOT TEMPERS/'TUDES	56
HOT LIPS/FACES	19
HOT FLASHES	7
HOT BREATH	4

Name something that might bite you in the rear.

DOG	55
BUG/MOSQUITO	21
A LIE/GOSSIP	7
PERSON/KINKY LOVER	3

Tell me a gift your company might give you when you retire.

A WATCH	52
A PENSION/MONEY	20
A PLAQUE	8
A PEN	6

We asked 100 women...
Name something you have enough of to last you a lifetime.

CLOTHES/SHOES	49
LOVE	15
PROBLEMS/BAD LUCK	13
FAT	9

Fill in the blank: Sometimes you just want to scream, "Put down the" what?

PHONE	47
REMOTE	31
TOILET SEAT	4
GUN	4

Name a blood-sucking creature that likes nude people because they're easy access.

MOSQUITO	40
LEECH	31
TICK	9
VAMPIRE/DRACULA	6

Fill in the blank: A wife never wants to hear her husband say, "Honey, I lost our ______."

KIDS	34
MONEY/LIFE SAVINGS	30
HOUSE	17
KEYS	5

Name something thrill seekers love to ride on.

ROLLER COASTER	75
MOTORCYCLE	4
ZIP LINE	3
PLANE/GLIDER	3

Fill in the blank: I wish I didn't have to go where?

WORK	68
DOCTOR/DENTIST	9
BED	4
STORE/MALL	4

Name something people buy, use, and then return.

CLOTHES/SHOES	65
BOTTLES/CANS	9
TOOLS/TIRE IRON	6
CAR	5

We asked 100 women...
Want to humble your man? Make him wear a Speedo when he goes where?

SWIM'G/BEACH	59
SHOPPING	14
TO WORK	7
TO MOW LAWN	5

Name something you might have to go to whether you're sick or not.

WORK	54
DOC/HOSPITAL	14
FUNERAL	9
WEDDING	8

What might two women fight over that you'd be surprised to see two men fighting over?

CLOTHES/SHOES	52
MAN/CHRIS HEMSWORTH	26
PURSE	4
MONEY/THE CHECK	3

Where is your happy place?

HOME/BED	51
OUTDOORS/BEACH	25
MY IMAGINATION	6
THE MALL/SHOPPING	3

Name the last thing you bought a dozen of even though you didn't need that many.

EGGS	46
DONUTS	31
COOKIES	5
LIGHT BULBS	3

Name something that has lots of twists and turns.

ROAD/HIGHWAY	45
AMUSEMENT RIDE	21
STORY/PLOT	13
LIFE	6

Name something Superman might hit if he's flying and texting.

BUILDING/WALL	50
PLANE	19
BIRD	11
POLE/TELEPHONE POLE	4

Name something specific you hope happens tomorrow.

WIN LOTTO/GET RICH	47
WEATHER I LIKE	26
SLEEP IN/NAP	7
WORLD PEACE	4

Name a part of a person's body starting with the letter T that might be described as ugly.

TOES	47
TEETH	22
TONGUE	8
TUMMY	7

We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: I know I just woke up in hell because ______ is lying in bed next to me.

MY EX	38
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW	30
THE DEVIL	11
MY WIFE/MATE	5

Name an animal that comes in different colors.

DOG	34
CAT	22
BIRD/PEACOCK	21
CHAMELEON	7

Name something that has lines on it.

LINED PAPER	57
FACE/KEITH RICHARDS	12
ROAD/HIGHWAY	8
ZEBRA	6

Name something big you might buy to protect yourself with.

GUN	54
DOG	14
BAT/STICK	12
INSURANCE POLICY	3

Name one specific word that can describe peanut butter or a woman's body.

SMOOTH	41
CREAMY	20
CHUNKY	15
STICKY	7

Name an exercise that would be funny to watch a nudist try to do.

JUMPING JACKS	51
YOGA/TOUCH TOES	14
RUNNING	12
SQUATS	5

Name something you like to have within reach while you're driving your car.

WATER/A DRINK	43
PHONE	31
RADIO	4
STEERING WHEEL/HORN	4

Tell me something that follows the word "baseball."

BASEBALL GAME	40
BASEBALL BAT	30
BASEBALL HAT/CAP	6
BASEBALL DIAMOND	5

Name a place where you see hands in the air.

AMUSEMENT PARK	37
CONCERT	23
SPORTING EVENT	14
CHURCH	7

Name a city that has a lot of strip clubs.

LAS VEGAS	60
NEW YORK	13
L.A./HOLLYWOOD	4
NEW ORLEANS	3

Fill in the blank: When I went to the doctor, he told me I should have my ______ examined.

HEAD/BRAIN	53
EYES	16
BOOBS	6
HEART	5

Name an occupation where there's no room for error.

DOCTOR/SURGEON	61
PILOT	11
AIR TRAFFIC CTL.	3
BOMB SQUAD/MAKER	3

Name something people swallow without chewing.

PILLS/MEDICINE	50
ICE CREAM	10
WATER	8
OYSTERS	6

Name something that might be cut short.

HAIR	41
CONVERSATION/CALL	15
A LIFE	12
A VACATION	6

If you ever have a meltdown, name the place you'll probably be.

WORK	37
HOME	22
MALL/STORE	7
DMV	5

Name a specific place where you're glad people can't read your mind.

WORK	20
CHURCH	19
RESTROOM/SHOWER	18
STORE/MALL	11

We asked 100 married men...
Give me one word you'd hate to see in a text message from your wife.

DIVORCE	30
LEAVING	12
SHOPPING	11
MONEY	9

If grandpa started dating again, what might he want his dates to be good at?

COOK'G/SOFT FOOD	34
BINGO/GAMES	13
SEX/GUMMING	8
CPR	6

Name something you use to cover a crack.

CAULK/PUTTY	23
TAPE	18
PANTS/UNDIES	11
CEMENT/ASPHALT	8

When on vacation, a man would hate to hear his wife say, "Oh no -- I forgot to bring the" what?

CASH/WALLET	27
RUBBERS/BIRTH CTL.	12
SWIMSUITS/CLOTHES	7
SUNSCREEN	5

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