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Name something you haven't worn since you were a baby. |
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Name someone the cat complains about to the pet psychologist. |
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Fill in the blank: I had the worst waitress. She kept putting her finger in her what? |
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Name something that might crawl into your sleeping bag when you're camping. |
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Name something an exhausted wife does when her husband won't stop snoring. |
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Fill in the blank: Grandma used to be a hairdresser until she accidentally cut someone's ______ off. |
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Name something that might be sold at a funeral home's going out of business sale. |
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Name something that makes a dog and a man happy. |
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Name something a woman might promise her man to get him to go to church with her. |
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Name a part of her body a woman sticks out when she's teasing a man. |
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If a man lost his barbecue tongs, what might he use to flip his meat? |
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Fill in the blank: Wipe your ______. |
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Name something a man has that he brags is very hot. |
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Name a way you can tell that someone's smoked a joint. |
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Name a place older women go to find young men. |
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96 |
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Name a way you might be able to tell a man is married just by looking at him. |
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If a party is beginning to look like a flop, it's time to bring out the what? |
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Name something a dog does to a bone that a woman might try to do to her husband. |
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Name something a woman hopes isn't in her man's moustache. |
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94 |
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We asked 100 single men... |
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94 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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Name one thing a fireman's wife asks him to wear in the bedroom to heat things up. |
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Name something an indoor cat hates watching the outdoor cats chase while he sits in the window. |
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Name something a man might have at his "just got out of jail" party. |
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We asked 100 single men... |
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94 |
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Name something at a pet store a wife might buy her husband when he acts like a dog. |
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It's hot in hell. Name something that probably sells really well there. |
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94 |
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Tell me a part of a woman's body that might be bigger than a man's. |
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93 |
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Name something of her husband's a wife goes through after he goes to sleep. |
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Name something you'd hate to see a chef wipe on his apron. |
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Grandpa didn't intentionally stand his date up -- he just couldn't remember what? |
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93 |
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Name something some people spit on when they talk. |
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93 |
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We asked 100 mothers... |
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93 |
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93 |
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Name something that might be called a nail-biter. |
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What do you think of when you hear the word "whiz"? |
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Name a slang word for a person's mouth. |
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Name something people do in the mud. |
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Fill in the blank: At a wild office party, they might play "pin the tail on the" what? |
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92 |
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We asked 100 single women... |
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91 |
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Fill in the blank: Tarzan dumped Jane after he found ______ in the treehouse. |
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91 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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91 |
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Name something you wouldn't have done at work if you'd known the boss was standing behind you. |
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Name someplace a man might take his son that would get them both in trouble with mom. |
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90 |
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Name something your dog does when "Family Feud" comes on TV. |
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90 |
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In which U.S. state would you find the most potheads? |
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What would you do if you saw your neighbor was growing marijuana in his garden? |
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89 |
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After the divorce, name something specific a man might use pictures of his ex-wife for. |
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88 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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88 |
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Name something specific a bald guy might do if he woke up with a full head of hair. |
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87 |
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Name something a mugger would hate to discover about you when he tried to mug you. |
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87 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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87 |
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Name a flavor of Life Saver that would make a sexy name for a stripper. |
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85 |
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Fill in the blank: Grandma said, "When I need a good laugh, I hide grandpa's" what? |
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85 |
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Name a place where three really is a crowd. |
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85 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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84 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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84 |
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Tell me a way that a night in jail is different from a night in a nice hotel. |
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Name a question parents ask their daughter when she tells them she's getting married. |
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84 |
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What would you do at a fancy restaurant if your credit card was declined? |
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83 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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82 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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82 |
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Give me a word that rhymes with "rapper." |
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82 |
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Fill in the blank: Pack of what? |
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81 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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80 |
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Name something in your bedroom that would be weird if it glowed in the dark. |
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78 |
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Name something you roll. |
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78 |
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Name something you might hurt yourself riding on. |
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77 |
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What do you want right this minute? |
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77 |
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You might tell someone, "Give me a" what? |
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75 |
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Name something that follows sleeping. |
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75 |
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Give me a word that rhymes with "clock." |
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75 |
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Young couples make love. Older couples make what? |
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72 |
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Name a place that's filled with people who don't want to be there. |
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72 |
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Name something that's small and green. |
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Name a weather condition that would be a good name for a wrestler. |
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71 |
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Fill in the blank: Blood ______. |
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67 |
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Name something a wife gives a cheating husband that tells him she knows. |
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67 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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67 |
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A man should not tell his mother-in-law she needs a what? |
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65 |
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Name an animal that doesn't have much personality. |
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65 |
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Other than sex, name an activity husbands like to do with their wives. |
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65 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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65 |
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Name something that never lasts as long as you hoped it would. |
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63 |
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Name a place you'd go to but you wouldn't want to work there. |
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62 |
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Name something we might have seen you eating when you were in kindergarten. |
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62 |
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Instead of the fireplace, name something a child would be surprised to see Santa come out of. |
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60 |
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Name something of yours you regret not shopping around for before getting it. |
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59 |
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If they made a breakfast cereal just for men, name a surprise they might put in each box. |
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58 |
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When you get to heaven, who's the first famous person from history you'd want to meet? |
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56 |
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Give me a word that rhymes with "crow." |
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56 |
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Name something of yours you'd say you're in love with. |
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