We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: If I thought my man was cheating on me, I'd ______ him.
 

100

LEAVE/DIVORCE

38

KILL

7

CONFRONT/ASK

22


FOLLOW/SPY ON

21


HURT/CASTRATE

12








Name something you haven't worn since you were a baby.
 

99

DIAPER

80

HAT/BONNET

2

BIB

7


ONESIE/ROMPER

6


BOOTIES

4








Name someone the cat complains about to the pet psychologist.
 

99

DUMB DOG

53

VET

2

LOUSY INBRED OWNER

28


ANNOYING KID

14


PESKY MOUSE

2








Fill in the blank: I had the worst waitress. She kept putting her finger in her what?
 

99

BOOGER BARN

48

BUTT/RUSTY BADGE

3

MOUTH

26


WAX-FILLED EAR

15


GREASY HAIR

7








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you'd hate for your wife to catch you in.
 

99

A LIE

37

A HOTEL

3

MY LOVER/HIS BED

26


HER DUDS/PROM GOWN

23


MID-STARE AT BABE

10








We asked 100 men...
Name the number one place where you think about sex.
 

98

HOME/BED/SHOWER

68

EVERYWHERE!

4

WORK

12


BAR/NIGHTCLUB

9


BEACH

5








Name something that might crawl into your sleeping bag when you're camping.
 

98

BUG/SCORPION

65

ME!

2

SNAKE

23


MY LOVER

6


MOUSE

2








We asked 100 single men...
Tell me a gift you might give to your girlfriend that you'd never give to your mom.
 

98

LINGERIE/NIGHTIE

50

VACATION

7

SEX TOYS

16


FLOWERS/RED ROSE

13


ENGAGEMENT RING

12








Name something an exhausted wife does when her husband won't stop snoring.
 

98

HIT/KICK/WAKE HIM

44

USE EARPLUGS

2

SHE LEAVES ROOM

37


PILLOW/SMOTHER HIM

10


KICK HIM OUT

5








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you hope your wife never does like her mother.
 

98

COOKS

34

HAS SEX

5

NAGS

28


AGES/LOOKS LIKE

22


HOARDS JUNK

9








We asked 100 men...
Name something you won't clean until it looks dirty.
 

98

MY CAR

31

MY SINK

3

DUDS/SHOES/UNDIES

31


MY TOILET

21


MY WINDOWS

12








Fill in the blank: Grandma used to be a hairdresser until she accidentally cut someone's ______ off.
 

97

EAR/EARS

80

HEAD

3

PONYTAIL/HAIR ALL OFF

7


NOSE

4


EYEBROWS

3








Name something that might be sold at a funeral home's going out of business sale.
 

97

COFFINS

78

FLOWERS/WREATHS

2

URNS

7


FURNITURE/PEWS

7


HEARSE

3








We asked 100 men...
You never want to hear another guy say that your mom has a sexy what?
 

97

POOPER/TO SPANK

75

THONG

2

RACK

9


PAIR OF LEGS

7


VOICE

4








Name something that makes a dog and a man happy.
 

97

FOOD/PEANUT BUTTER

66

COMPANIONSHIP

4

GOOD RUB/SCRATCH

13


SLEEP

9


HUMPING

5








We asked 100 men...
Name something you might do if you develop really big man boobs.
 

97

DIET/EXERCISE

61

BUY A CUTE BRA

3

SEE DOC/SURGERY

27


HIDE 'EM/BAGGY DUDS

3


CRY/SCREAM

3








Name something a woman might promise her man to get him to go to church with her.
 

97

HER PEARLY GATES

56

NEW CAR/TRUCK

2

DELISH MEAL

34


BOYS' NIGHT OUT

3


MARRIAGE

2








Name a part of her body a woman sticks out when she's teasing a man.
 

97

BAZOOKAS

53

HEAVENLY HIPS

2

TEMPTING TONGUE

24


BEAN-BLASTIN' BOOTY

16


COME-HITHER FINGER

2








If a man lost his barbecue tongs, what might he use to flip his meat?
 

97

FORK

49

STICKS

2

SPATULA

28


HANDS/FINGERS

16


SPADE/SHOVEL

2








Fill in the blank: Wipe your ______.
 

97

FACE

44

WINDSHIELD

2

BUTT/CHOCOLATE STAR

35


FEET

13


HANDS

3








Name something a man has that he brags is very hot.
 

97

CAR/TRUCK

41

HAIR

2

WOMAN/BABE

25


BODY/3RD NIPPLE

25


SALSA/FOOD

4








Name a way you can tell that someone's smoked a joint.
 

97

SMELL/ON BREATH

40

SPEECH/SLURRING

2

STONER EYES

39


SILLY/GIGGLING

11


HAS THE MUNCHIES

5








Name a place older women go to find young men.
 

96

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

72

SPORTING EVENT

4

GYM

11


ONLINE/COUGAR APP

5


SCHOOL/PROM

4








We asked 100 men...
Name something you didn't like as a little boy that you totally love now.
 

96

FOODS/COFFEE

71

SPANKINGS

2

WOMEN

19


BEDTIME/SLEEP

2


SPORTS/GOLF

2








Name a way you might be able to tell a man is married just by looking at him.
 

96

RING/TAN LINE

70

BELLY/DAD BOD

3

SAD/TIRED/DEFEATED

12


WON'T FLIRT/OGLE

7


CLOTHES/IRONED

4








We asked 100 married men...
What do you wish your wife would wear more often?
 

96

LINGERIE/CROTCHLESS

52

MAKEUP

5

NOTHING/A SMILE

18


DRESS/BALL GOWN

11


BIKINI

10








We asked 100 married men...
In your nightmares, what is your mother-in-law wearing?
 

96

NOTHING/A SMILE

49

SEXY COSTUME/CLOWN

4

BIKINI

19


BUTT FLOSS/LINGERIE

19


TIGHT JEANS

5








If a party is beginning to look like a flop, it's time to bring out the what?
 

96

BOOZE/SHOTS

47

FOOD

3

MUSIC/KARAOKE

18


GAMES/TWISTER

16


STRIPPER

12








Name something a dog does to a bone that a woman might try to do to her husband.
 

96

BURY HIM

34

DESTROY/SHRED HIM

2

LICK HIM

28


BITE/CHEW/SWALLOW

28


HIDE HIM

4








We asked 100 married men...
Name a place you'd have your mother-in-law's name tattooed.
 

95

BUTT/DOWN CRACK

46

ON FATHER-IN-LAW

3

FOOT/SOLE

36


ANKLE/LEG

6


ARM/BICEP

4








Name something a woman hopes isn't in her man's moustache.
 

94

FOOD/MAYO

68

FUZZ

2

BOOGERS/SNOT

13


BUGS/CRABS

9


DIRTY HO'S LIPSTICK

2








We asked 100 single men...
Name something you've lied more than once about on a first date.
 

94

JOB/RICH BIGWIG

58

SHE'S FUN/FASCINAT'G

6

SHE LOOKS GREAT

11


MY AGE/OVER 18

11


MY EXES/HOW MANY

8








We asked 100 married women...
Tell me a way you know your husband is lying.
 

94

NO EYE CONTACT

55

BLINKS A LOT

5

NOT ANSWER QUESTION

16


LAUGHS/SMIRKS

13


GETS MAD

5








Name one thing a fireman's wife asks him to wear in the bedroom to heat things up.
 

94

HELMET/HAT

54

LINGERIE/THONG

4

UNIFORM

16


HIS HOSE

13


BOOTS

7








Name something an indoor cat hates watching the outdoor cats chase while he sits in the window.
 

94

BIRDS

50

CATS/HOT KITTIES

2

MICE/RATS

24


SQUIRRELS

15


WEAK DOGS

3








Name something a man might have at his "just got out of jail" party.
 

94

BEER/BOOZE

48

COP/PAROLE OFFICER

3

WILD WOMEN/SEX

32


FOOD/STEAK

8


DANK WEED

3








We asked 100 single men...
Name something a date might do a lot of that tells you she's a little psycho.
 

94

TALK/ABOUT MURDER

48

TWITCH

3

JEALOUS/POSSESSIVE

28


YELL AT ME

11


BONDAGE/TIE ME UP

4








Name something at a pet store a wife might buy her husband when he acts like a dog.
 

94

COLLAR/SHOCK COLLAR

46

A DOGHOUSE

3

LEASH

23


BONE

16


MUZZLE

6








It's hot in hell. Name something that probably sells really well there.
 

94

ICE/WATER

40

BATHING SUITS

2

ICE CREAM/POPSICLES

32


FAN/A.C.

17


LEMONADE

3








We asked 100 married men...
If there was a divorce survival kit, what might be in it?
 

94

CASH/SECRET ACCT.

31

A GOOD LAWYER

6

BOOZE

31


HOTTER, NICER BABE

17


BLOW-UP DOLL

9








Tell me a part of a woman's body that might be bigger than a man's.
 

93

GLAD OF MILK & HONEY

63

HER BRAIN

2

BOWL'G BALL BOOTY

22


HER MOUTH

3


HER HIPS

3








Name something of her husband's a wife goes through after he goes to sleep.
 

93

HIS WALLET

53

HIS COMPUTER

3

HIS CELL PHONE

19


HIS POCKETS/CLOTHES

14


HIS SNORING

4








Name something you'd hate to see a chef wipe on his apron.
 

93

HIS NOSE/BOOGERS

50

HIS HANDS

3

BLOOD

25


BUTT/DINGLEBERRY

9


KNIFE/UTENSIL

6








Grandpa didn't intentionally stand his date up -- he just couldn't remember what?
 

93

THE DAY/TIME

48

WHERE CAR/KEYS WERE

2

PLACE/HER ADDRESS

21


HE HAD A DATE

13


WHO SHE WAS/NAME

9








Name something some people spit on when they talk.
 

93

OTHER PEOPLE

46

CELL PHONE

6

GROUND/FLOOR

28


FOOD/TABLE

7


SELVES/OWN HANDS

6








We asked 100 mothers...
Name something you see in your teenager's room that makes you sorry you looked.
 

93

DIRTY CLOTHES

43

USED DISHES

4

WILLY WRAP/BIRTH CTL.

26


DOOBIE/DRUGS

12


PORN

8








We asked 100 married women...
When you aren't in the mood, what do you wear because you know it would turn your husband off?
 

93

FLANNEL GOWN/PJS

42

LEG WARMERS

3

SWEATS

22


GRANNY PANTIES

21


COLD CREAM

5








Name something that might be called a nail-biter.
 

93

MOVIE/TV/BOOK

37

ROLLER COASTER

3

SPORTING EVENT

36


HUMAN/FOOT FETISHIST

13


TEST/RESULT

4








What do you think of when you hear the word "whiz"?
 

93

JOY OF URINATION

30

GEE-WHIZ

3

WIZARD OF OZ/WIZ

24


GENIUS/WHIZ KID

23


CHEEZ WHIZ

13








Name a slang word for a person's mouth.
 

92

PIEHOLE/HOLE

49

PUSS

3

TRAP

24


YAPPER/YAP

10


KISSER

6








Name something people do in the mud.
 

92

WRESTLE/FIGHT

48

BATHE

5

PLAY/ROLL/JUMP

24


DRIVE/ATV

8


GET STUCK/SINK

7








Fill in the blank: At a wild office party, they might play "pin the tail on the" what?
 

92

BOSS/OWNER

43

INTERN

3

ASSISTANT

21


DONKEY

15


STRIPPER

10








We asked 100 single women...
Fill in the blank: I'd like to run into my ex-boyfriend with a what?
 

91

CAR/MACK TRUCK

48

SNOWPLOW

5

HOT NEW HUNK

23


PITCHFORK

8


BUS

7








Fill in the blank: Tarzan dumped Jane after he found ______ in the treehouse.
 

91

8 MEN/FEMALE LOVER

44

CONDOMS

4

CHEETA/HAPPY APE

26


TOY/BANANA VIBRATOR

13


MAN'S LOINCLOTH/LEAF

4








We asked 100 married men...
You used to drive your wife wild. Now where do you drive her?
 

91

STORE/MALL

43

TO BED/SLEEP

3

CRAZY/LOONY BIN

33


TO DRINK/THE BAR

7


DOCTOR/HOSPITAL

5








Name something you wouldn't have done at work if you'd known the boss was standing behind you.
 

91

GO ONLINE/PORN

39

CUSS/DIRTY JOKE

3

TALK ABOUT/MOCK BOSS

31


CALL/TEXT

11


FART/ON THEIR DESK

7








Name someplace a man might take his son that would get them both in trouble with mom.
 

90

STRIP JOINT

51

R-RATED/PORN FLICK

2

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

30


HO HOUSE

5


HOOTERS

2








Name something your dog does when "Family Feud" comes on TV.
 

90

BARKS/HOWLS

47

WATCHES IT

5

SLEEPS

23


HIDES/LEAVES ROOM

10


EATS

5








In which U.S. state would you find the most potheads?
 

90

COLORADO

44

WASHINGTON

3

CALIFORNIA

34


OREGON

6


ARIZONA

3








What would you do if you saw your neighbor was growing marijuana in his garden?
 

89

GET SOME/SMOKE IT

34

LAUGH/GRIN

3

NOTHING/IGNORE

29


CALL COPS/DEA

20


HELP TEND GARDEN

3








After the divorce, name something specific a man might use pictures of his ex-wife for.
 

88

TARGET PRACT./DARTS

50

PUT ONLINE/PORN SITE

4

FIRE/KINDLING

17


BRIBE/BLACKMAIL

12


TOILET PAPER

5








We asked 100 women...
Name a way you like your men and your burgers.
 

88

HOT

35

LEAN

4

WELL-DONE

18


BEEFY/THICK

16


JUICY

15








Name something specific a bald guy might do if he woke up with a full head of hair.
 

87

YELL/CRY/JUMP 4 JOY

56

HAIRCUT/SHAVE IT

4

COMB/STYLE IT

16


FEEL/PULL IT

6


STARE IN MIRROR

5








Name something a mugger would hate to discover about you when he tried to mug you.
 

87

DON'T HAVE MONEY

39

SICK/WITH EBOLA

4

PRO FIGHTER/JUDO

20


HAVE A GUN

19


I'M A COP

5








We asked 100 men...
Name a special occasion when you wear your best pair of underwear.
 

87

DATE/HOT HOOKUP

37

BIRTHDAY

5

SURGERY/DR. APPT.

23


ANNIVERSARY

12


WEDDING

10








Name a flavor of Life Saver that would make a sexy name for a stripper.
 

85

WILD CHERRY

63

RASPBERRY

3

BUTTER RUM/SCOTCH

9


PEP O MINT

7


STRAWBERRY

3








Fill in the blank: Grandma said, "When I need a good laugh, I hide grandpa's" what?
 

85

DENTURES

55

CANE/WALKER

4

GLASSES

14


CLOTHES/SLIPPERS

8


REMOTE CONTROL

4








Name a place where three really is a crowd.
 

85

BED/BEDROOM

50

THEME PARK/RIDE

5

ON A DATE

15


BATHROOM/SHOWER

8


CAR/FRONT SEAT

7








We asked 100 men...
Name something you do in just your underwear.
 

84

SLEEP

33

CLEAN/LAUNDRY

5

WATCH TV

23


WORK OUT/DANCE

12


STRUT AROUND

11








We asked 100 men...
Name something a bossy woman insists on doing her way.
 

84

CLEANING/DISHES

33

SHOPPING

9

COOKING

15


DRIVING/DIRECTIONS

15


DECORATING

12








Tell me a way that a night in jail is different from a night in a nice hotel.
 

84

BED/THREAD COUNT

31

THE FOOD

8

INMATES/WATCH ME POO

22


CAN'T LEAVE JAIL

13


FREE ROOM

10








Name a question parents ask their daughter when she tells them she's getting married.
 

84

HIS JOB/INCOME?

24

YOU LOVE HIM?

13

YOU PREGGERS?

19


YOU SURE?

14


WHEN?/DO U MOVE OUT?

14








What would you do at a fancy restaurant if your credit card was declined?
 

83

RUN/DASH

20

DISHES/WORK

9

USE OTHER CARD

20


PAY CASH/HIT ATM

18


CRY/EMBARRASSED

16








We asked 100 women...
Name something you don't like to see your man put in his mouth.
 

82

CIG/TOBACCO

41

A WOMAN/HER TONGUE

3

FOOD/JUNK FOOD

17


HIS FINGERS/NAILS

16


MY TOES/HIS TOES

5








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I'd never marry a man who has a big collection of what?
 

82

PLUSHIES/TOYS

30

WIGS

4

PORN/DIRTY MAGS

24


GUNS

12


CRITTERS/TAXIDERMY

12








Give me a word that rhymes with "rapper."
 

82

DAPPER

29

NAPPER

7

TAPPER

18


CRAPPER

15


TRAPPER

13








Fill in the blank: Pack of what?
 

81

WOLVES

42

LIES

5

GUM

17


CIGS/SMOKES

12


CARDS

5








We asked 100 women...
Name the last place you'd expect to find true love.
 

80

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

50

GAS STATION

3

WORK

11


PRISON

9


ONLINE

7








Name something in your bedroom that would be weird if it glowed in the dark.
 

78

BED/COVERS/PILLOW

48

UNDIES

5

PERSON/MATE'S HOO-HA

11


CAT/DOG

7


VIBRATOR

7








Name something you roll.
 

78

BALL/BOWLING BALL

23

COINS

8

DOUGH/PLAY-DOH

20


JOINT/BLUNT

14


DICE

13








Name something you might hurt yourself riding on.
 

77

HORSE

36

SURFBOARD

5

BULL/MECHANICAL

19


MOTORCYCLE

11


SKATEBOARD

6








What do you want right this minute?
 

77

FOOD/DESSERT

21

SEX/WITH STEVE

9

MONEY/STEVE'S

17


SLEEP

16


BOOZE PLEASE!

14








You might tell someone, "Give me a" what?
 

75

BREAK

42

HAND

7

HUG

9


KISS

9


MINUTE/SECOND

8








Name something that follows sleeping.
 

75

SLEEPING BEAUTY

38

WAKING UP

5

SLEEPING BAG

14


SLEEPING PILL

12


SLEEP'G DOG/DOGS LIE

6








Give me a word that rhymes with "clock."
 

75

DOCK

30

STOCK

6

SOCK

15


BLOCK

13


ROCK

11








Young couples make love. Older couples make what?
 

72

WHOOPEE/LOVE

42

HEIRS

6

HISTORY/MEMORIES

9


FOOD/CUP OF TEA

8


CONVERSATION

7








Name a place that's filled with people who don't want to be there.
 

72

JAIL/PRISON

36

CEMETERY

8

HELL

10


WORK/MEETINGS

10


CHURCH

8








Name something that's small and green.
 

71

A PEA

29

A JALAPENO

4

FROG/TOAD

22


PLANT/LEAF/GRASS

12


MONEY/DOLLAR

4








Name a weather condition that would be a good name for a wrestler.
 

71

TORNADO

19

TSUNAMI

6

STORMY/STORM

18


THUNDER/THUNDERSTORM

16


HURRICANE

12








Fill in the blank: Blood ______.
 

67

BLOOD BANK

50

BLOODLINE

3

BLOOD BROTHER/SIS

6


BLOODBATH

5


BLOODSUCKER

3








Name something a wife gives a cheating husband that tells him she knows.
 

67

DIVORCE PAPERS

30

A LOOK/STARE

7

PHOTOS/VIDEO

12


THE HO'S PANTIES

11


COLD SHOULDER

7








We asked 100 married women...
Tell me something your husband stopped doing so much of after you got married.
 

67

FLOWERS/GIFTS

19

MANNERS/OPEN'G DOOR

8

COMPLIMENT'G ME

16


HOUSEWORK/COOK'G

13


EXERCISING

11








A man should not tell his mother-in-law she needs a what?
 

65

FACELIFT/SURGERY

32

"LIFE"

7

MAN/LOVER

10


HAIRCUT/NEW 'DO

8


DIET PLAN

8








Name an animal that doesn't have much personality.
 

65

SLOTH

31

SNAKE

7

FISH

12


TURTLE

8


SLUG/SNAIL

7








Other than sex, name an activity husbands like to do with their wives.
 

65

EAT/DINE OUT

27

DANCE

6

WATCH TV/MOVIE

14


TRAVEL/VACATION

9


TALK

9








We asked 100 women...
Name a bad habit a man has that's an automatic dealbreaker.
 

65

NOSE PICKING

24

FART/CROP DUST'G

9

SMOKING

11


CHEATING/OGLING

11


SPITTING

10








Name something that never lasts as long as you hoped it would.
 

63

SEX/MY WEAK WOODY

21

LOVE/RELATIONSHIP

6

VACATION

12


FOOD/ICE CREAM

12


MONEY

12








Name a place you'd go to but you wouldn't want to work there.
 

62

RESTAURANT

24

ZOO

5

STORE/MALL

19


BAR/NIGHTCLUB

7


AMUSEMENT PARK

7








Name something we might have seen you eating when you were in kindergarten.
 

62

COOKIES/CRACKERS

14

APPLE/FRUIT

9

SANDWICH/PBJ

14


PASTE/GLUE

13


CANDY

12








Instead of the fireplace, name something a child would be surprised to see Santa come out of.
 

60

THE CLOSET

15

OVEN/STOVE

8

TOILET BOWL/BATHRM.

14


PRESENT/BOX

12


DOOR/FRONT DOOR

11








Name something of yours you regret not shopping around for before getting it.
 

59

CAR/TRUCK

28

FURNITURE/MATTRESS

7

HOUSE/APARTMENT

8


MATE/CRAZY EX

8


CLOTHES/SHOES

8








If they made a breakfast cereal just for men, name a surprise they might put in each box.
 

58

PETER PARKAS

26

NUDIE PICS

6

BEER/BOTTLE OPENER

10


MONEY

10


TOY CAR/TRUCK

6








When you get to heaven, who's the first famous person from history you'd want to meet?
 

56

JESUS/GOD

27

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

4

ABE LINCOLN

11


MARTIN L. KING, JR.

9


ELVIS

5








Give me a word that rhymes with "crow."
 

56

BOW

14

BLOW

8

GROW

13


MOW

11


ROW

10








Name something of yours you'd say you're in love with.
 

55

MY PETS

19

MY SPOUSE/MATE

8

MY CAR/TRUCK

11


MY BODY/MIND

9


MY COMPUTER/MAC

8








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