"Family Feud" surveys | Season 19

Name something specific that has a long neck.

100

GIRAFFE	78	SWAN	3
OSTRICH	10	A GLASS	2
BOTTLE/BEER BOTTLE	4
CRANE	3

Name something you'd hate to see when you blow your nose.

100

BLOOD	75	PIECES OF MY BRAIN	2
BOOGERS/GREEN SNOT	17	FOOD/A CARROT	2
A BUG	2
HOLE IN TISSUE	2

Fill in the blank: The grandchildren have a game where they try to guess how many ______s are on grandpa's face.

100

WRINKLES/LINES	48	CRUMBS	2
SPOTS/FRECKLES	24	ZITS	2
HAIRS/WHISKERS	22
WARTS	2

If a stripper called herself the Easter Bunny, name something she might use in her act.

100

BUNNY COSTUME	39	CANDY	4
EGG	25	A LIVE BUNNY	2
BIG OLE CARROT	21
A BASKET	9

We asked 100 single women...
If a guy brings his dog along on a date, name something it'd better not do.

100

BITE ME	36	PUKE	4
WHIZ/LAUNCH LOGS	36	LICK ME/MY BOOBS	2
BARK/GROWL	18
CHEW/MY SHOE	4

Name something that should not be on your lap when you're driving.

100

BABY/CHILD	25	LOVER	15
DOG/PET	21	LAPTOP	3
FOOD/DRINK/COFFEE	21
CELL PHONE	15

We asked 100 women...
Name a reason your man looks better with clothes than without.

HE'S A FATTY	69	HE'S OLD/WRINKLY	3
FLATTER'G OUTFITS	11	BAD TAN LINE/PALE	2
SKINNY/BIRD LEGS	9
FURRY/HAIRY BACK	5

Name something a doctor gives you that might actually make you feel worse.

A SHOT/MEDS	68	A LECTURE	3
AN ENEMA	10	A PROSTATE EXAM	2
THE BILL	10
DIAGNOSIS/THE CLAP	6

We asked 100 married men...
Name something about your wife you'd never make fun of when she's around.

BODY/SUMO BUTT	64	CLEANING SKILLS	3
HER COOKING	15	CLOTHES/FEATHER BRA	3
HAIR/BOYISH 'DO	11
FACE/WONKY EYES	3

Name something people don't want their doctor to give them.

A SHOT/MEDS	49	A BILL	4
BAD NEWS	22	ADVICE	2
AN ENEMA	13
EXAM/BUTT PROBE	9

A woman's warning to men: "Do not kiss me if you've got" what?

ILLNESS/THE HERPS	48	FOOD ON YOUR FACE	2
BAD BREATH	40	SOMETHING IN MOUTH	2
A WIFE/SKANK	4
BEARD/PORN STACHE	3

We asked 100 married women...
Name someone you don't mind your husband kissing.

HIS MOM/MY MOM	43	GRANNY	5
OUR KIDS	22	ME!	3
HIS SISTER	13
THE DOG/PETS	13

We asked 100 married women...
Fill in the blank and be specific: My husband will never cheat on me because he loves what?

ME	41	MY HOTTIE MCBODY	8
OUR FAMILY	19	MONEY/HIS 401K	2
MY COOKING	16
BREATHING/LIVING	13

Name something about a man's bottom that's different from a woman's bottom.

BUSHY BUTT HAIR	33	SMELLS/FARTS MORE	4
FLAT/SMALL	31	ROUGH/ZITTY SKIN	3
FIRM/HARD MUSCLE	18
BIGGER/WIDER	10

Name something that men do in public that women should be able to do also.

GO SHIRTLESS	73	SPIT	2
DRAIN THE LIZARD	15	BURP	2
DRIVE/PARALLEL PARK	3
CUSS/YELL	3

Name something a man cracks open.

BEER/CHAMPAGNE	70	HIS SKULL	2
NUTS/PEANUTS	15	A SODA	2
AN EGG	5
A COCONUT	4

Name something a wife might drop her dead cheating husband's ashes down.

TOILET/PORTA-POTTY	69	RIVER/BODY OF WATER	4
DRAIN/DISPOSAL	10	MOUNTAIN/VOLCANO	3
TRASH CHUTE	6
SEWER	6

Name something cold your lover might put on your body.

ICE/ICE PACK	64	ICE CREAM	4
THEIR FEET	15	THEIR HANDS	3
LOTION/OIL	8
WHIPPED CREAM	4

We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd do if you had a crush on the new minister in church.

GO MORE/GET INVOLVED	61	NEW CHURCH/DON'T GO	3
PRAY/REPENT	17	DRESS LIKE A HO	2
FLIRT/CHAT/ASK OUT	11
KEEP IT SECRET	4

Name someone a bride would be mad that her groom kissed a little too long at their wedding.

BRIDESMAID/HER BFF	58	HIS BEST MAN	7
HIS EX	11	HOT PASTOR	2
HER SISTER	11
HER MOM	9

Name a part of a woman that moves when she walks in a sexy way.

HER GLAZED HAMS	57	HAIR	2
HIPS	28	FLIRTY EYES	2
PINK-NOSED PUPPIES	6
LEGS	3

What might a wife do with Valentine's Day roses from her cheating husband?

TRASH 'EM	55	RIP UP/MULCH 'EM	3
THROW AT/HIT HIM	27	GIVE AWAY/2 HER LOVER	2
BURN 'EM	8
STICK HIM W/ THORN	3

We asked 100 women...
You know it's going to be a bad date if, instead of a car, he arrives riding what?

BIKE/UNICYCLE	54	SKATEBOARD	3
MOTORCYCLE/MOPED	24	BEAT-UP TRUCK	2
BUS	9
HORSE	6

Name someone a lonely guy would not want to know that he owned an inflatable doll.

HIS MOMMY	52	DATE/NEW PROSPECT	9
HIS BUDS	12	HIS PASTOR/RABBI	4
HIS WIFE/MATE	11
HIS BOSS/COWORKER	10

We asked 100 married women...
What does your man do just like a baby?

CRY/WHINE/FUSS	43	SNORE	7
SLEEP	22	FART/IN MY LAP	5
POUT	12
EAT	9

Name something a woman can hug with no fear of being dumped.

DOG/PET	36	TREE	8
STUFFED ANIMAL	29	FRIEND	2
BABY/CHILD	15
PILLOW	8

We asked 100 single women...
Name a breed of dog whose face looks like some of the guys you've dated.

BULLDOG	31	DOBERMAN	11
PIT BULL	22	PUG	9
GERMAN SHEPHERD	13
BOXER	12

Name a sound a burglar never wants to hear when he's robbing someone's house.

ALARM	27	VOICE/"FREEZE SUCKA"	10
A DOG	22	DOOR OPENING	3
GUN COCK/SHOT	19
POLICE SIREN	17

Name something on a man's body that might be soft like a woman.

HANDS	27	SILKY LOCKS	15
PRETTY FACE/LIPS	19	D-CUP MAN BOOBS	3
FRESHLY SHAVEN BUTT	18
BELLY	16

If dinosaurs were alive today, what do you think humans would do to them?

KILL/EAT 'EM	68	MAKE 'EM WORK	3
CAGE/ZOO/PARK	9	TAKE PIC/INSTAGRAM	2
RIDE/RACE 'EM	8
KEEP AS PETS	7

We asked 100 married women...
Name something in your bedroom you'd like to replace.

BED/MATTRESS	51	CURTAINS	9
CARPET	14	DRESSER	2
MY HUSBAND	12
CLOSETS	9

What might a wife find in her husband's car that would make him say, "I have no idea how that got there"?

PANTIES/CHICK DUDS	47	LIPSTICK	5
WIENERHOSEN	22	JEWELRY	3
PLAYBOY/PORN	14
WEED/DRUGS	6

We asked 100 single men...
Fill in the blank: I'd have an easier time meeting women if I had a what?

WAD OF CASH	46	DRINK/OR FOUR	3
CAR/ROADSTER	35	DESIRE/FOR CHICKS	2
HOUSE/APT.	8
LOT OF CONFIDENCE	3

We asked 100 single men...
What would you do if you found a pregnancy test in your girlfriend's purse?

TALK ABOUT IT	45	CLAP/BE HAPPY	2
FREAK/CRY	42	FAINT	2
RUN/DISAPPEAR	4
"WHO'S THE DADDY?"	2

We asked 100 men...
Tell me something that might be sitting on your lap.

PET/GUINEA PIG	43	CELL PHONE	2
WOMAN/STRIPPER	28	TV REMOTE	2
KID/18-YR.-OLD SON	12
LAPTOP	10

Name something of Steve Harvey's you'd love to have if he ever gets tired of it.

ALL THAT CHEDDA!	41	HIS WIT/TALENT	4
SUITS/TIES/DUDS	21	MUSTACHE/TRIMMINGS	4
HIS 9,000 JOBS	15
HIS WHEELS	12

Name something edible that's spreadable.

BUTTER/MARGARINE	35	CHOCOLATE	2
CHEESE	23	ICING	2
PEANUT BUTTER	22
JELLY/JAM	13

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Name something on a person that a mortician might adjust.

FACE/MAKEUP	33	ARMS/HANDS	5
HAIR/WIG	30	HEAD POSITION	4
CLOTHES/TIE	20
JUNK/MASSIVE NADS	5

Name something a man has that jiggles when he walks.

GUT/FLABDOMEN	33	PERKY POOPER	8
KEYS	19	MAN BOOBS	4
CHANGE	19
NADS/"FROG EYES"	14

We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: The directions say, "To get your inflatable doll started, blow into her" what?

MOUTH	32	BELLY BUTTON	9
BOTTOM	20	NOZZLE/VALVE/TUBE	7
EAR	15
BOOBS	14

Name something you might see in a hot tub the morning after a wild party.

CLOTHES/MY BIKINI	31	CUPS/GLASSES	5
BEER CANS/BOTTLES	28	PEE/FLOATING TURD	3
WIENERHOSEN	23
PUKE	7

Name a plus to working in a morgue.

QUIET/NO COMPLAINTS	83	ALWAYS HAVE BUSINESS	2
FUNERAL DISCOUNTS	4	GOOD MONEY	2
MAKE DEAD LOOK SEXY	3
WEAR WHAT I WANT	2

Name something that makes a kiss tickle.

HAIR/HER BEARD	76	NOSES RUBBING	2
SLITHERING TONGUE	10	STATIC ELECTRICITY	2
LIPS	3
NERVES/NEW LOVE	3

Name something a first-time parachuter might do on the way down.

SCREAM/CUSS	55	CRY	4
PRAY	20	HURL	3
PEE/FLOAT A DOODY	9
FAINT	5

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: My date was great right up until he said he had a what?

WIFE/BOYFRIEND	54	FOOT FETISH	2
STD/BLOODY COUGH	21	WIG ON	2
KID	13
PET SNAKE	4

We asked 100 women...
Give me a complaint you might have if you were dating a caveman.

STINKY/BAD HYGIENE	53	HIS STUPID CLUB	2
TOO MUCH HAIR	25	CAVE LIFE	2
DRAGS ME BY HAIR	10
TOO CONTROLLING	4

No one turned up to your party. Why?

FORGOT TO INVITE	48	I'M BUSY	2
I'M DISLIKED	20	NO FOOD	2
WRONG DAY	18
NO BOOZE/BAD BOOZE	6

Name something the farmer's pig might do to look more like her idol, Miss Piggy.

MAKEUP/MASCARA	46	SING/TALK	4
HAIRDO/BOW/WIG	26	SHAVE	2
WEAR DRESS/HAT	11
TAKE BATH/SHOWER	7

Name something an elephant's body has that you're glad you don't have.

TRUNK/BIG NOSE	46	WRINKLES	6
HUGE FLOPPY EARS	22	A TAIL	4
TUSKS	10
FAT/A WIDE BOOTY	8

We asked 100 married women...
Fill in the blank: I can honestly say I have more what than my husband?

BRAINS/SENSE	46	COMPASSION	7
PATIENCE	17	"BALLS"	5
HAIR	12
MONEY	9

We asked 100 married men...
Tell me something your wife might do that you'd better notice.

DRESS UP/SEXY	38	COOK/FAVORITE DISH	7
GET HAIRCUT	30	REDECORATE	5
HINT AT ANNIVERSARY	8
NEW MAKEUP	8

We asked 100 men...
Name a place you would hate to be when you realize you didn't zip up your pants.

CHURCH	36	STORE/MALL	4
WORK/INTERVIEW	33	WEDDING	3
ON STAGE	11
SCHOOL	9

We asked 100 women...
I'd walk around the house nude if I didn't have what?

FAMILY/KIDS THERE	33	PETS/PERVY DOG	5
A BAD BOD/FAT	30	A DRAFTY HOUSE	2
NEIGHBORS	15
WINDOWS	11

Name something that's bouncy.

A BALL	79	HOT SET OF KNOCKERS	3
MY SOFT SHINY HAIR	5	A BOUNCE HOUSE	2
A TRAMPOLINE	3
A BALLOON	3

Fill in the blank: If God didn't want women to attract men, he wouldn't have given them what?

GLAND OF MILK & HONEY	68	BRAINS	4
PRETTY FACES	9	PERSONALITIES	2
INVITING VA-JAYS	6
LICKABLE LEGS	6

If a man doesn't want a woman to get the wrong idea, he'll break up with her before what day?

VALENTINE'S DAY	64	CHRISTMAS	3
BIRTHDAY	11	FRIDAY/WEEKEND	3
THEIR WEDDING DAY	7
THEIR ANNIVERSARY	7

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank with a word beginning with the letter F: This dress makes me look ______.

FAT	57	FANCY	3
FABULOUS	21	FRUMPY	2
FANTASTIC	7
FINE	5

We asked 100 men...
If the woman next door is a nudist, name something you hope she does outdoors.

EXERCISE/DOWNW'D DOG	48	WASH THE CAR	3
SUNBATHE/OIL UP	18	HAVE SEX	3
YARD WORK/GARDEN	16
BEND OVER	7

Tell me a kids' breakfast cereal character that might be a good name for a male stripper.

TONY THE TIGER	47	TRIX RABBIT	5
CAP'N CRUNCH	25	COUNT CHOCULA	3
TOUCAN SAM	8
LUCKY THE LEPRECHAUN	7

If Santa went to a bar, who might be his wingman?

RUDOLPH	46	JACK FROST	2
STUDLY ELF	35	MRS. CLAUS/FOR 3-WAY	2
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN	6
EASTER BUNNY	4

To a bull, name the sexiest part of a cow.

THEM TEATIES!	46	HOT HORNS	3
FINE BEHIND	26	BEEFY LEGS/ANKLES	3
CUTE FACE/EYES	11
SWISHY TAIL	6

We asked 100 single men...
If a girlfriend dumped you at 8 p.m., what would you be doing at 9 p.m.?

BREWSKIS W/ BROS	46	CRYING	2
NEW CHICK/HER SIS	23	EAT'G/WHOLE PIZZA	2
WATCHING TV	18
SLEEPING	4

It's bad if a wife finds another woman's panties. It's worse if she finds them where?

BED/HER PILLOW	45	IN A DRAWER	5
HUBBY'S BODY/ORIFICE	28	ON HERSELF!	3
CAR/GLOVE BOX	8
HUBBY'S POCKET	6

Name a specific way you can tell your date thinks you're a big bore.

YAWNS	45	CHECKS WATCH	6
LOOKS AROUND/IGNORES	14	LEAVES EARLY	5
ON PHONE/TEXTS	13
SLEEPS	12

Name something that's easy to pick.

MY SNOTLOCKER	43	CLOTHES/SOCKS	3
FRUIT/FOOD	39	SIDES	2
FLOWERS	5
MY METH TEETH	3

We asked 100 women...
You want an apple bottom. But instead, yours is shaped like what fruit?

PEAR	42	PUMPKIN	3
MELON/WATERMELON	26	APRICOT	2
GRAPEFRUIT	15
BUNCH OF GRAPES	7

We asked 100 single men...
If you want there to be a next time, name something you shouldn't do while making love.

SAY WRONG NAME	42	TALK/COMPLAIN	8
FALL ASLEEP	20	FART DURING BIG "O"	3
LAST 30 SECONDS	11
USE PHONE/INSTAGRAM	11

We asked 100 married women...
If we promise not to tell your husband, name a place you'd flirt with other men.

STORE/WALMART	41	THE GYM	7
WORK	15	CAFE/COFFEE SHOP	5
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	15
ONLINE/FACEBOOK	12

We asked 100 married women...
Name something you don't like to see on your husband's face.

FACIAL HAIR	35	GUILT	5
FROWN/ANGER	20	SNOT	3
FOOD/MAYO	17
LIPSTICK	15

Name something a really cheap guy might do at a restaurant so he doesn't have to pay.

BAIL/HIT BATHROOM	34	HAVE WATER & BREAD	5
COMPLAIN/PLANT A BUG	28	TELL DATE TO PAY	3
"FORGET" WALLET	16
ACT ILL	9

Who might you have to share a bed with and you hope they don't sleep in the nude?

MOM/WELL-HUNG DAD	33	MY KIDS	6
BROTHER/SISTER	24	IN-LAWS	4
GRAMPS/GRANNY	15
A FRIEND	13

We asked 100 single women...
When you meet your boyfriend's mother, name a question she might ask that you'd refuse to answer.

# OF DUDES BEFORE?	32	MAKE LOTSA MONEY?	9
BOINKING MY BOY?	25	WHAT U WEIGH, MISSY?	8
AGE/OVER 18?	11
PREGNANT YET?	10

We asked 100 single men...
Fill in the blank: I'm looking for a woman with a really big what?

BANK ACCT./DOWRY	29	MELON BOOTY	7
HEART	28	PERSONALITY	2
PAIR OF KNOCKERS	21
BRAIN/IQ	8

Name something that, if Steve Harvey wanted to give you, you would gladly accept.

$$$/100 MILLION	77	VACATION/WITH HIM	2
A TONGUE KISS/HUG	5	PAGEANT TITLE/CROWN	2
CAR/A ROLLS	5
HOUSE	3

Name something a man called Big Daddy might have a lot of.

MONEY	65	CARS	3
SIZE/FAT/HEIGHT	13	POWER/CHARISMA	3
CHICKS/BIG MAMAS	6
KIDS	4

Men like women in lingerie. Women like men in what?

SEXY DUDS/UNIFORM	64	BED	2
THE BUFF	18	HANDCUFFS	2
THE KITCHEN	4
NICE CARS/TESLAS	4

Name something it would be weird for twins to share.

SPOUSE/DATE	56	A FIRST NAME	4
A TOOTHBRUSH	18	FOOD/BABY BOTTLE	4
UNDIES	8
A BED	4

No one ever had to teach a baby how to do what?

CRY/SCREAM	53	SMILE/LAUGH	4
DUMP/SPRAY PEE	19	BREATHE	2
EAT/SUCKLE	10
CRAWL	6

Fill in the blank: The handyman's wife thought he was having an affair because she found lipstick on his what?

SHIRT/COLLAR	48	TOOLBOX	3
HAMMER/TOOLS	21	UNDIES	3
NECK/BODY	11
TOOL BELT	8

When you were a kid, name a specific place you knew monsters were hiding.

UNDER BED	45	MOUNTAIN/WOODS	2
CLOSET	36	STAIRS/UNDER THEM	2
BASEMENT	7
ATTIC	2

Name something Powerball lottery winners probably worry about.

GREEDY "PALS"/KIN	37	LOSING TICKET	4
TAXES	25	SALESPEOPLE	3
THEFT/CRIME TARGET	21
LOSING ANONYMITY	4

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: My man is like a box of chocolates. He's what?

A SURPRISE/NEVER SAME	33	NUTTY	2
SWEET	31	DARK	2
SOFT ON INSIDE	15
OH SO YUMMY!	11

Fill in the blank: Uh-oh -- grandpa just put his hearing aid in his ______.

SNOT LOCKER	32	POCKET	4
MOUTH	23	DENTURE CLEANER	3
BUTT/BROWN RECLUSE	19
DRINK/COFFEE	13

Name something about a pig that the other farm animals make fun of.

CURLY TAIL	32	OINK/SQUEAL/GRUNT	8
SNOUT/NOSE	21	NO HAIR/WIRY HAIR	2
MUDDY/STINKY	16
FAT/OVEREATER	15

Instead of hiring someone else to do it, name something a cheap dad might do at his daughter's wedding.

DJ/PLAY MUSIC	25	CATER/BAKE CAKE	12
TAKE PICS/VIDEO	23	DECORATE/SET UP	5
SING	15
BARTEND	14

Name something the new guy at a nudist camp hides behind.

BUSH/TREE/LEAF	77	DOOR/DOORJAMB	2
PERSON/FAT GUY	6	HIS HANDS	2
A SIGN	3
A CHAIR	3

Name a way insects are killed that would be a horrible way for you to die.

SQUASHED/SWATTED	73	ZAPPED	2
POISONED	7	DISMEMBERED	2
HIT WINDSHIELD	7
BURNED/MAG. GLASS	2

Name something of grandpa's that might end up in grandma's bra when they make out.

HIS CHOMPERS	64	HIS FACE/MOUTH	2
HIS ARTHRITIC HAND	20	HALF-CHEWED FOOD	2
HAIR/FROM HIS EAR	3
HEARING AID	2

If Barbie could talk, name something she might complain about.

KEN/HAS NO WANG	49	DIETING/FOOD	6
HER BODY/STIFF	19	ALWAYS SMILING	3
HER CLOTHES/SHOES	9
HER HAIR	7

Name something you have that's cuter than anyone else's.

KIDS/GRANDKIDS	33	TUSH/ROSEBUD	5
PET/PUSSY CAT	25	PURSE	2
FACE/SMILE	21
SPOUSE/MATE	7

When a cheating husband dies, what might his wife literally do over his dead body?

DANCE	30	CRY	4
LAUGH/SMILE	29	HAVE SEX ON IT	4
PEE/TAKE DUMP	14
SPIT/BIG LOOGIE	12

When you were a kid, name a place your parents would take you kicking and screaming.

DOCTOR/DENTIST	72	SCHOOL	2
CHURCH	9	BATHROOM	2
POOL/SWIM LESSONS	5
BARBER/HAIR SALON	2

Name something you might learn to do in elf school.

BUILD TOYS	68	FLY SLEIGH	2
WRAP GIFTS	12	SMILE/HAVE FUN	2
SEW/MAKE CLOTHES	4
SING CAROLS	4

Name someone a stripper would hate to see sitting in the audience.

DAD/MOM	68	HER EX	4
HER MAN/HUBBY	8	CELEB/R. KELLY	3
COP	5
CLERGY/PASTOR	4

Name something you can honestly say you've never made love in while it's moving.

CAR/TRUCK/RV	57	BOAT	4
AIRPLANE	15	ROLLER COASTER	4
TRAIN	7
BUS	5

Name a reason a very attractive woman might have a hard time finding a boyfriend.

'TUDE/PERSONALITY	53	GOLD DIGGER/BROKE	4
TOO HOT/INTIMIDATES	15	HAS BUTT BREATH	4
SHE'S DUMB AS DIRT	9
SHE'S TOO PICKY	7

Name something an ugly guy gets that could turn him into a chick magnet.

MONEY/GREAT JOB	52	TRENDY HAIRCUT	3
SWEET CAR	26	STUDLY THREADS	2
CUTE DOG	5
HUMOR/PERSONALITY	4

Name something a wife might do behind her husband's back.

SHOP/SPEND MONEY	50	FLIRT	2
SHAG/HIS DAD	33	SURPRISE PARTY	2
STICK TONGUE OUT	3
PIG OUT	2

We asked 100 men...
Name something you need to do if you're going as Steve Harvey for Halloween.

SHAVE HEAD/BALD CAP	33	WHITEN MY TEETH	9
DRESS WELL/SUIT	17	BE FUNNY	8
GROW STACHE	13
BECOME BLACK	12

Name an inappropriate gift for a man to give his brother's wife.

LINGERIE/NIGHTIE	61	DOZEN RED ROSES	2
TOY/RUBBER WANG	12	PERFUME	2
CONDOMS	9
JEWELRY/DIAMOND RING	5

Name something a dog might do a lot more of if it got into his owner's stash of marijuana.

EAT/CHEETOS	45	ROLL AROUND	3
SLEEP/LIE AROUND	33	RUN/CHASE CATS	3
GET SICK/VISIT VET	4
LICK HIMSELF	3

What's the first question someone might ask when they wake up from a coma?

WHERE AM I?	45	WHAT HAPPENED?	5
WHAT DAY/YEAR?	26	WHO AM I?	3
HOW LONG IN COMA?	6
WHO ARE YOU?	6

We asked 100 men...
Name something an attractive woman tells you she has that might scare you off.

DISEASE/EVERY STD	44	MONEY/BIG JOB	3
KIDS/QUINTUPLETS	22	TOUGH/MOB FAMILY	2
A MAN/IN NFL	11
6-INCH WANG	9

We asked 100 men...
Name something Popeye has that you have, too.

BIG GUNS/MUSCLE	39	SPINACH	8
BABE	15	TATTOO	7
A PIPE	13
BALD HEAD	9

Name an animal with big breasts.

COW	35	ELEPHANT	4
GORILLA/APE	28	HUMAN/TUBBY HUBBY	3
TURKEY	11
CHICKEN	10

Fill in the blank: Strip what?

STRIPTEASE	24	STRIP NAKED	6
STRIP POKER	23	STRIP SEARCH	5
STRIP CLUB	19
STRIP MALL	14

Name another famous bear that Yogi Bear might get into a fight with.

SMOKEY BEAR	65	PADDINGTON BEAR	2
BOO-BOO BEAR	10	MAX BAER SR./JR.	2
WINNIE THE POOH	9
FOZZIE BEAR	2

In a pinch, what might you use toilet paper for besides its intended use?

BLOW/WIPE NOSE	59	TAKE OFF MAKEUP	3
CLEAN HOUSE/SPILLS	19	COFFEE FILTER	2
STOP BLEED'G/BANDAGE	4
AS NAPKINS	3

Name something Pinocchio might use to give himself a nose job.

SAW	54	FILE	5
SANDER/SANDPAPER	11	AXE	4
THE TRUTH/A LIE	9
KNIFE/WHITTLE	7

Name someone who might tell you to take a deep breath.

DOCTOR	54	COACH/INSTRUCTOR	7
FRIEND	8	THERAPIST/SHRINK	5
MOM	8
SPOUSE/MATE	8

Name a place a man likes to go that's not a good place for him to propose marriage.

BAR/NIGHTCLUB	41	GYM	2
STRIP JOINT	30	RESTAURANT/HOOTERS	2
SPORTS VENUE/BOWL'G	13
BATHROOM/STALL	2

Name an animal that can give the zookeeper an awesome hickey.

MONKEY/APE	41	LEECH	6
ANTEATER/AARDVARK	20	OCTOPUS	3
GIRAFFE	11
ELEPHANT	9

We asked 100 single women...
What do you ask a first date about which you want to know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

MARRIED/SINGLE?	40	DIG DUDES?	5
JOB/SALARY?	17	CHURCH?	4
KIDS/EVIL SPAWN?	12
AGE/BIRTHDAY?	12

Name a place that's hard to sneak out of once you're there.

CHURCH	37	THEATER/CONCERT	7
POLICE STATION/JAIL	21	A WEDDING	3
WORK/BIZ MEETING	12
HOME/RELATIVE'S	10

We asked 100 women...
I wouldn't date a man who refuses to wear what?

DEODORANT	34	PANTS	5
UNDERWEAR	31	CONDOM/PAPA STOPPA	4
ANY CLOTHES	9
SHOES/SANDALS	7

We asked 100 married people...
Name something you've caught your spouse doing in the middle of sex.

TV/MAURY POVICH	32	YAWNING	8
SLEEPING	22	EATING	5
TEXT'G/CHECK CELL	15
SILENTLY FARTING	8

We asked 100 men...
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning and you were completely bald?

YELL/FREAK/CRY	30	TOSS HAIR STUFF	7
NOTHING/ROCK IT!	27	BUY A WIG	6
WEAR A HAT	11
CALL A DOCTOR	9

We asked 100 married men...
Name something your wife calls you that makes you feel good.

BABY/BABE/BAE	26	STUD/MUFFIN	14
SEXY	16	SWEETHEART/SWEETIE	3
HONEY	16
HANDSOME	15

Name something that gives you a buzz.

ALCOHOL	70	HAPPINESS/JOY	3
CAFFEINE/SODA	6	MY BARBER	2
A FAT BLUNT	5
HOT BABE/MY BOO	3

A man might suspect his wife hates him when she housebreaks the dog on his what?

SHOES/CLOTHES	53	GOLF CLUBS	3
PILLOW/SIDE OF BED	13	NEWSPAPER/MAGS	2
CHAIR/SOFA SEAT	13
CAR	5

Name something a nudist might want to warm up before using.

CHAIR	45	WATER/SHOWER	5
TOWEL/BLANKET	19	TOILET SEAT	4
HANDS/BODY	9
LOTION/SUNSCREEN	7

We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd be happy with, but your mother thinks you could do better.

MY GUY/IN SAN QUENTIN	43	MY KIDS	7
MY WEIGHT	12	MY COOKING	6
MY HOUSEKEEPING	11
MY JOB	10

We asked 100 men...
If you caught a mermaid, tell me a reason you might throw her back.

FISHY SMELL	29	BLABS/NAGS	7
UGLY FACE	20	TOO YOUNG	3
NEEDS WATER TO LIVE	19
NO COOCHIE	11

When the Jolly Green Giant proposed to his lady love, instead of a diamond, the ring had one perfect what?

PEA	53	GREEN GEM/EMERALD	5
BEAN/GREEN BEAN	14	BROCCOLI FLORET	3
CARROT	7
CORN KERNEL	6

Name something Santa might do right after having a pot brownie at Snoop Dogg's house.

PIG OUT/CHUG MILK	46	DANCE/NAE NAE	5
SLEEP/PASS OUT	20	GET THE GIGGLES	3
RAP/JINGLE BELLS	8
FLY/CRASH SLEIGH	6

Name something that gets rolled out.

RED CARPET/RUG	45	"THE BARREL"	2
DOUGH/BREAD/PIE	34	A COT	2
A TIGHT JOINT, YO!	3
TOILET PAPER	2

If a man could read his wife's mind, what would he hate to discover she's thinking of doing?

LEAVING HIS ARSE	36	EAT'G/ENTIRE HAM	2
HOT STUD/SWIM TEAM	28	CLEANING	2
SHOP'G/SPEND'G	14
KILLING HIM	6

When a man comes home, he'd hate to see a note from his wife that says "Gone to" where?

MALL/CAR DEALER	32	BED	5
MY FOLKS'/COME BY	23	BAR/NIGHTCLUB	4
MY BOYFRIEND'S/EX'S	14
VEGAS/VACATION	10

Name something a man hates being forced to do with his wife's friends.

GO SHOPPING	26	DANCE	6
EAT/DINNER	21	PARTIES/BABY SHOWER	6
TALK/LISTEN TO	20
WATCH MOVIE/BEACHES	9

If a mermaid and a merman were getting married, name something that could ruin their special day.

DROUGHT/LOW TIDE	22	TSUNAMI/TIDAL WAVE	10
HURRICANE/STORM	22	OIL/DIRTY WATER	5
A SHARK/FISH	16
FISHERMAN/HARPOON	13

Name a sport a man teaches a woman so he'll have an excuse to put his arms around her.

GOLF	55	BASEBALL	5
TENNIS	8	WRESTLING	4
FOOTBALL	8
POOL/BILLIARDS	7

Name something even worse than a fly that you might find in your soup.

HAIR/SHORT & CURLY	46	BAND-AID	4
COCKROACH	13	SPIT/BIG LOOGIE	3
FINGER/FINGERNAIL	12
SPIDER	9

Name something real or fictional that has wings.

BIRD	43	AIRPLANE	7
ANGEL	12	UNICORN	7
PEGASUS	10
DRAGON	8

We asked 100 men...
Name something specific a woman needs that makes her too needy for you.

MOOLAH	39	JEWELRY	5
ATTENTION/CHECK-INS	28	HUGS/SPOONING	4
PRAISE/VALIDAT'N	6
CLOTHES/SHOES	5

Fill in the blank: Other than jail, I wish I had a "Get out of ______" card.

WORK	33	HELL	4
DEBT/BILLS	28	CLEANING/LAUNDRY	3
MARRIAGE/RELA'SHIP	10
TROUBLE/DOGHOUSE	9

Fill in the blank: It might be fun for a day to be Mrs. Tom ______.

HANKS	30	JONES	9
CRUISE	16	THUMB	8
BRADY	12
SELLECK	12

We asked 100 married women...
Name something your husband has that would hurt his feelings if you made fun of it.

A DINKY WINKY	29	AN ACCENT/FRENCH	3
HAIR ISSUES/BALD'G	26	HEIGHT/OF 5-YR. OLD	2
TOO SCRAWNY/FAT	23
CLOTHES/VELOUR SUIT	4

When a man swims in cold water, his package shrinks from the size of zucchini to what vegetable?

BABY CARROT	26	PEPPER/JALAPENO	5
PICKLE/GHERKIN	23	CHERRY TOMATO	4
BEAN/LIMA BEAN	15
PEA/PEAPOD	14

Fill in the blank: Before his big date, the teenage pirate asked, "Dad, can I borrow your" what?

SHIP/DINGHY	36	HOOK	7
SWORD/CUTLASS	14	BOOZE/RUM	3
EYEPATCH	14
CARRRR, ARR	12

We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: I'm the sexiest man in my what?

HOME/BEDROOM	35	NEIGHBORHOOD	4
MIND/DREAMS	32	WORKPLACE	3
UGLY FAMILY	8
GENERATION	4

We asked 100 women...
What would you do if your man wanted to weigh you every week?

DUMP THE SCHMUCK	31	WEIGH HIM TOO	5
SAY NO	22	TOSS/SABOTAGE SCALE	4
GET MAD/BEAT HIM	19
CRY	5

We asked 100 men...
Name a food that makes you think about sex.

BANANA	31	ICE CREAM	5
OYSTERS	19	CHOCOLATE	3
HOT DOG	14
CUCUMBER	14

In elementary school, name something little Dracula brought in for show and tell.

BLOOD/TO DRINK	30	HIS COFFIN	7
CUTE PET BAT	20	MONSTER/FRANKENSTEIN	4
FANGS/HIS BABY FANGS	16
HIS CAPE	9

Instead of a birthday cake, the wife surprised the husband with a lit candle stuck in her what?

JUGS/GLAND CANYON	24	"PEACH COBBLER"	8
MOUTH	23	HAND	4
BELLY BUTTON	17
HERSHEY HIGHWAY	10

Name something you'd be shocked to find in the cookies grandma baked for you.

POT/DRUGS/LSD	67	HER TEETH	3
ALCOHOL/BRANDY	4	FRUIT/PRUNES	3
BUGS/MAGGOTS	4
HAIR/GRAY PUBE	4

Fill in the blank: A woman might get fired as a stripper if her ______ is too big.

GUT/WAIST	47	OUTFIT/UNDERWEAR	4
BOOTIOUS MAXIMUS	21	NOSE	4
CHEST/LEFT BOOB	5
EGO/ATTITUDE	4

Fill in the blank: Two ______s are better than one.

HEADS/MINDS	43	HANDS	3
DOLLARS/MILLIONS	15	DRINKS/BEERS	3
LOVERS	14
SERVINGS OF FOOD	7

Fill in the blank: Tongue ______.

TONGUE-TIED	33	TONGUE DEPRESSOR	7
TONGUE-IN-CHEEK	23	TONGUE KISS	4
TONGUE TWISTER	10
TONGUE-LASHING	8

We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: ______ women make men nervous.

BEAUTIFUL/HOT	31	SMART	6
BIG/PUDGY	21	CRAZY/FREAKY	3
STRONG POWERFUL	14
AGGRESSIVE/PUSHY	10

Name something you wouldn't want to be on when it starts to fall apart.

AIRPLANE	29	BUILDING/ROOF	5
AMUSEMENT RIDE	26	BICYCLE	3
BRIDGE	13
BOAT/SHIP	9

Name something a secretary might put in her mean boss's coffee.

LAXATIVE/3 DOSES	27	HER WARM WHIZ	7
SPIT	21	TOO MUCH SUGAR	5
SALT	18
POISON	7

We asked 100 men...
Name something you should never do when you're kissing someone.

LET ONE RIP	19	PUKE/IN HER MOUTH	14
SNEEZE/COUGH	18	OPEN EYES/OGLE BABE	4
TALK/RATE THE KISS	15
BURP	15

Name something a man would hate to fall out of his pants when he starts to dance.

WALLET/MONEY	47	TURD/BUTT GRAVY	3
DONG CORLEONE	16	UNDIES/HIS MOM'S	3
CONDOM/X-SMALL	10
CELL PHONE	5

Name a kind of business you'd be surprised your grandparents opened.

PORN/ADULT TOYS	46	75 & UP BROTHEL	4
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	17	STRIP JOINT	4
POT BIZ/METH LAB	9
BAKERY/RESTAURANT	4

We asked 100 women...
Give me an S word that describes how your man would look in a Speedo.

SEXY	33	SCARY	4
STUPID	22	SUPERB	3
SILLY	16
SWEET	6

Name something you'd hate to be in the middle of doing when you get the hiccups.

FROST'G THE COOKIE	31	SURGERY/DENTAL	4
SPEAKING/PUBLIC	20	KISSING	4
EAT'G/DRINK'G	18
SING'G/AT THE MET	7

A girl might say, "I'm never dating that guy again. He ______ed during the entire date."

TALKED/COMPLAINED	29	BURPED	6
FARTED/STANK	24	DRANK BOOZE	3
TEXTED/USED PHONE	13
SLEPT	9

Tell me a reason why you would instantly fail your driving test.

CAR ACCIDENT	29	HIT PERSON/TESTER	7
RUN LIGHT/STOP SIGN	16	FORGOT SEAT BELT	6
SHOW UP DRUNK	13
BAD EYES/BLIND	13

If a wife with short hair finds a long hair on her husband, how might he explain it?

FROM DOG/ANIMAL	27	"VERY CAREFULLY"	4
HIS MOM'S/RELATIVE'S	24	BLEW IN THE WIND	4
SOMEONE AT WORK	19
HIS/GOT HAIRCUT	6

If you had a talking scale, name one specific word you wouldn't want it to call you.

FAT/FATTY/FATSO	67	SKINNY	3
PIGGY/HOG	4	TUBBY/TUBS	3
WHALE	3
OBESE	3

Name something that some women never stop doing.

TALK'G/NAGGING	55	PUT'G ON MAKEUP	5
SHOP'G/SPEND'G	9	FIXING THEIR HAIR	4
CARING/MOTHERING	5
WORRYING	5

Fill in the blank: Grandma says she'll date any guy who's got a what?

WAD O' DOUGH/401K	30	HOUSE/MANSION	4
CAR/OLDSMOBILE	19	SMILE/SET OF TEETH	3
PULSE/HEARTBEAT	18
WOODY/VIAGRA	9

Fill in the blank: Pop ______.

POP GOES THE WEASEL	28	POP MUSIC	4
POP-TARTS	28	POPSICLE	4
POPCORN	13
POP ROCKS	6

Name a fun place a person plans to have his funeral so it will attract a big crowd.

THEME PARK/FAIR	41	CASINO	5
STADIUM/SPORT EVENT	15	CAFE/PIZZA HUT	4
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	9
BEACH/OCEAN	8

Name something a man might insist his mail-order bride has.

HOT BOD/MILK MAKERS	38	SMARTS/SENSE	4
LOOKS/HAIR/TEETH	22	FREE RETURNS/POSTAGE	3
MONEY/DOWRY	10
COOKING SKILLS	5

Name the first thing a 100-year-old man might reach for when he wakes up.

GLASSES	37	WOMAN	4
TEETH/DENTURES	30	BEER/BOOZE	3
CANE/WALKER	4
PILLS/VIAGRA	4

Name something a man would be horrified to realize his second wife does just like his first.

NAGS/ARGUES	22	SLEEPS/SNORES	9
FLIRTS/CHEATS	18	RIDES MY BONY PONY	7
COOKS	16
SHOPS/SPENDS	10

Name something a multitasking wife does during sex.

MAKE LIST/SCHEDULE	31	CLEAN/MAKE BED	6
READ/TEXT/E-MAIL	23	PAY BILLS	5
CALL/HER MOM	8
HER NAILS	8

Name a kind of business you'd be shocked went topless.

REST./CHUCK E. CHEESE	23	BAR/CLUB	9
BANK	14	STORE/GROCERY	8
DOCTOR/DENTIST	14
CHURCH	13

What might a man do if his ex-wife was telling everyone that he has a teeny weenie?

SHE'S LYING/GET MAD	22	CONFRONT HER	7
IGNORE/LAUGH OFF	19	GET BUFF/WORK OUT	6
LIE/RUMOR ABOUT HER	16
SHOW IT OFF/POST PIC	11

You'd really have to love someone in order to kiss them while they're doing what?

PEE/PLANTING CORN	39	HAVING SEX	5
EATING/CHEWING	17	BRUSH TEETH/FLOSS'G	4
HURLING	9
COUGH/SNEEZING	6

Name something you hope doesn't come out of you while you're sleeping.

WARM GOLDEN RAIN/PEE	33	SNORE	7
DROOL	18	POO/DEUCE JUICE	5
AIR BISCUIT	9
WORDS/WRONG NAME	8

Name something a doctor might ask a patient to do that you'd be surprised to hear a vet say to an animal.

TURN HEAD & COUGH	23	LIE BACK/RELAX	6
OPEN UP/SAY AHH	18	EAT WELL/GO VEGAN	4
UNDRESS/PUT GOWN ON	16
BEND OVER	13

We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd love Steve Harvey to teach your man how to do better.

BE FUNNY/LAUGH	34	TREAT WOMEN NICELY	7
LISTEN/SHUT UP	14	DRESS/WEAR SUIT	5
MAKE MONEY	11
KISS/TONSIL HOCKEY	8

If Jane went on "The Bachelorette," she might say to Tarzan, "Will you accept this" what?

BANANA	24	RING	7
ROSE/FLOWER	22	MONKEY/APE	5
VINE/ROPE	13
LOINCLOTH/PELT	8

Name the first thing you'd do if a UFO landed in your backyard.

TAKE PIC/VIDEO	23	"HI ALIENS! 'SUP?"	8
RUN	18	GRAB A GUN	6
CALL 911/FBI	12
HIDE/LOCK DOORS	11

Name something a baker might put inside his sweet buns.

CINNAMON	21	CHOCOLATE/CHIPS	8
SUGAR/BROWN SUGAR	18	RAISINS/FRUIT	6
CREAM	16
JELLY/JAM	9

We asked 100 women...
Name something you're good at throwing.

A BALL	28	DISHES	6
A FIT/TANTRUM	25	TRASH	4
KISSES	7
INSULTS/WORDS	7

The Easter Bunny brings kids candy. What might he bring to adults?

BOOZE/TEQUILA	22	EGGS	7
CANDY/EDIBLE UNDIES	18	PACK OF TROJANS	4
MONEY	16
RABBIT VIBRATOR/TOY	9

Name something you might be willing to fake your own death to get out of.

JAIL/PRISON	24	BEING KILLED	6
DEBT/BILLS/TAXES	23	PUBLIC SPEECH	4
MARRIAGE/RELA'SHIP	11
JURY DUTY	7

Fill in the blank: A woman might say bald men are more what?

SEXY/ATTRACTIVE	53	LOVING/ROMANTIC	3
FUN/EXCITING	6	CARING/KIND	3
SHINY	5
MATURE/EXPERIENCED	4

Name something an insecure man might find on the beach to stick in his Speedo.

SHELL/A CLAM	32	TOWEL/WASHCLOTH	5
DRIFTWOOD/STICK	16	EMPTY BOTTLE	4
ROCK	9
BANANA	8

Name a sexy dance you'd be surprised to see your grandparents doing.

TANGO	25	THE TWIST	7
TWERKING	14	RUMBA	5
SALSA	13
LAMBADA	10

Name a famous horse that a well-endowed male stripper might call himself.

MISTER ED	19	BLACK STALLION	10
SEABISCUIT	15	TRIGGER	5
SECRETARIAT	13
BLACK BEAUTY	10

Fill in the blank: Grandma shocked grandpa by saying she wants a what?

BABY	17	NEW CAR/HOT ROD	8
BOOB JOB/SURGERY	15	VIBRATOR/TOY	8
DIVORCE	13
NEW MATE/18-YR-OLD	11

Name a breakfast cereal that describes you in the bedroom.

LUCKY CHARMS	22	CHEERIOS/HONEY NUT	8
TRIX	15	FROSTED FLAKES	6
FROOT LOOPS	11
RICE KRISPIES	9

Name something you hate but you're stuck with it.

MY BOD/LOOKS/HAIR	32	RELATIVES/IN-LAWS	6
MY JOB	13	MY NAME	6
BILLS/DEBT	7
MY AWFUL SPOUSE	6

Name something grandma wears to bed that only grandpa would think is sexy.

FLANNEL/GOWN/PJS	27	NADA!	6
FALSE TEETH	17	NIGHTCAP/BONNET	5
PANTIES/BLOOMERS	8
SOCKS/SUPPORT HOSE	7

Fill in the blank: Never ever have I what?

GONE SKYDIVING	25	SURFED	7
USED DRUGS	11	DIED	7
KILLED ANYONE...YET	11
TRAVELED/ON CRUISE	9

Making love is like dancing. So what kind of dance reflects your lovemaking style?

SLOW DANCE	20	RUMBA	7
TANGO	15	CHA-CHA	7
WALTZ	11
SALSA	8

Name an "S" word that describes your very first romantic kiss.

SLOPPY	26	SOFT	4
SWEET	22	SLOW	4
SEXY/SEXUAL	6
SENSUAL	5

Fill in the blank: "Oh no," said the nudist, "I just sat on a" what?

NAIL/TACK/PIN	25	PINECONE	6
CACTUS/THORN	16	WANKER	5
BEE/BUG	9
STICK	6

Name a game you would never play with Captain Hook.

TAG/MARCO POLO	18	WRESTLE/ARM WRESTLE	5
CARDS/SLAPJACK	16	VOLLEYBALL	4
PAT-A-CAKE	12
TWISTER	11

Name a talk show host you'd vote for for president.

ELLEN DEGENERES	19	STEVEN COLBERT	7
OPRAH WINFREY	13	JIMMY FALLON	6
STEVE HARVEY	11
JON STEWART	8

Tell me a cocktail that reminds you of your love life.

SEX ON THE BEACH	29	BLOODY MARY	4
MARTINI/DRY/DIRTY	11	TEQUILA/SUNRISE	4
MARGARITA	9
SCREWDRIVER	5

Name an occupation you think is full of men who cheat on their wives.

ATHLETE	16	ACTOR	6
SALESMAN	14	MALE STRIPPER	6
POLITICIAN	10
LAWYER	9

Fill in the blank: When the Colonel ran out of chicken, he started making Kentucky Fried what?

TURKEY	17	POTATO	6
BEEF/STEAK/BURGER	16	FISH	6
PORK/BACON	8
RAT/MOUSE	7

Name a job where you'd be bending over a lot.

CONSTRUCT'N/BUILDER	16	FARMER	7
GARDENER/LANDSCAPER	11	HOUSEKEEPER	7
GARBAGE MAN	10
PLUMBER	9

Give me the title of a scary movie people consider to be a classic.

THE EXORCIST	21	FRIDAY THE 13TH	5
PSYCHO	14	FRANKENSTEIN	5
HALLOWEEN	8
DRACULA	5

We asked 100 men...
Name something you have two of that will never be exactly alike.

FEET	15	EYES	6
NADS/LOVE SPUDS	14	KIDS	6
HANDS/FINGERS	10
EARS	7

Name an animal you wouldn't want your lover to compare you to.

PIG/HOG	13	APE/MONKEY	8
COW	10	DONKEY/JACKASS	7
SKUNK	9
DOG/CHIHUAHUA	9

Name an animal that's all brawn and no brains.

BEAR	16	ELEPHANT	6
RHINOCEROS	10	MEN	5
DOG	9
BULL	8

If a man calls his wife's bottom Good & Plenty, what candy does she call his package?

MR. GOODBAR	11	SNICKERS	7
TOOTSIE ROLL	10	PAYDAY	7
TWIZZLERS/LICORICE	10
BABY RUTH	9

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