"Family Feud" surveys | Season 19

Name something you'd do if you saw a coworker sleeping on the job.

100

WAKE/SCARE THEM	61	TELL BOSS	7
LAUGH	8	TAKE PIC/VID	5
IGNORE/LET THEM BE	8	DRAW ON THEM	4
JOIN THEM	7

We asked 100 women...
Name something you put into your cleavage on a hot day.

100

TISSUE/PAPER PRODUCTS	36	HANKIE	6
POWDER	22	MINI FAN	4
ICE/ICE WATER	22	PERFUME	3
A TOWEL	7

Name something that will make a cat or a woman purr.

PET/RUB/SCRATCH	75	GIFT/BLINGY COLLAR	3
MILK/FOOD	8	BRUSHING HAIR	2
LOVE/HAPPINESS	5	HOT SEX/IN ALLEY	2
SNUGGLING	4

Tell me a part of your body you can hang a doughnut on.

FINGER/HAND	58	TOE	4
MY MAGIC JOHNSON	20	ARM	3
EAR	6	LONG POINTY BOOBS	3
NOSE	5

Fill in the blank: I don't mind kissing my boss's behind, but I'd never kiss his what?

LIPS/NOSE/FACE	55	SPOUSE/MATE	9
REAL BUTT/ROSEBUD	10	HAND/RING	5
FEET/SHOES	9	BALD HEAD	2
PORK SWORD	9

We asked 100 men...
If you could be a woman for a day, name a place you'd spend the day hanging out.

LINGERIE STORE/MALL	44	BEACH	6
LOCKER RM./RESTROOM	24	GYM	5
SPA	12	HOME/IN BED	2
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	6

We asked 100 women...
Name something on a hunk you'd like to grab a chunk of.

MUSCLY MAN CAN	38	ABS/WAIST	8
ARM/BULGING BI	20	CHEST/PECS	7
CUTE CHEEKS	13	HIS JOLLY WEEN GIANT	4
HAIR	9

We asked 100 women...
When it comes to attracting men, name a part of your body that's your secret weapon.

PERKY TWINS	34	MOMMY LONG LEGS	5
BETTE DAVIS EYES	25	CUNNING MIND	5
SLY SMILE	14	LIPS/OPEN MOUTH	2
BOOKSHELF BOOTY	14

We asked 100 married women...
Name a part of your husband that you wish wasn't so darn hairy.

HIS BACK	27	HIS LEGS	11
HIS POOPER	20	HIS CHEST	11
HIS PITS	14	HIS LOW HANGERS	2
HIS FACE	14

Name something Kermit might say Miss Piggy does just like a pig.

EATS	61	PLAYS IN THE MUD	2
SNORTS/MAKES NOISES	27	HUMPS	2
KISSES	2	SMELLS LIKE	2
LOOKS LIKE	2

Name a place on his body Steve Harvey is rumored to have a tattoo.

BUTT/CRACK	52	LEG/INNER THIGHS	2
ARM	29	UNDER MUSTACHE	2
BACK	8	SHOULDER	2
CHEST	3

Women have cellulite. Name something unwanted that men have on their bodies.

HAIR/WOOLY BACK	51	MOLES	2
GUT/LOVE HANDLES	33	ODOR/WIFE'S SCENT	2
MAN BOOBS/NIPPLES	6	WRINKLES/SAGGY SKIN	2
ZITS	2

Name a fruit a man might use to refer to a part of his wife's anatomy.

MELONS	48	BANANA	4
PEACHES	18	ORANGES	4
PEARS	14	GRAPES	2
APPLES	8

Name something you'd be surprised to see your grandma bouncing on.

TRAMPOLINE	44	BOUNCE HOUSE	5
GRAMPS/HER FELLA	18	A POGO STICK	4
A BED/MINE	16	ANIMAL/KANGAROO	3
A BALL	8

You're in a buffet line. You see someone sneezing close to the food. What do you do?

LEAVE/NOT EAT	43	BLOCK SNEEZE/TISSUE	2
AVOID AREA/FOOD	34	BARF/GAG	2
COMPLAIN TO STAFF	10	MAKE FACE/RAISE BROW	2
CONFRONT/HIT HIM	5

Name a reason a divorced man might not recognize his ex-wife.

GOT THIN/PORKY	40	AMNESIA/MEMORY PROB.	2
SURGERY/SEX CHANGE	26	HE'S BLIND	2
CHANGED HAIR/WIG	24	HE'S DRUNK	2
SHE HAS ON GLASSES	2

We asked 100 married men...
You're home alone. The doorbell rings. It's a naked lady. What do you do?

"COME IN, TOOTS"!	37	SAY, "WHAT THE..."	11
SLAM DOOR SHUT	20	RUN AWAY	3
GIVE TOWEL/DUDS	12	"WHATCHA SELLIN'?"	3
SMILE/LAUGH	12

We asked 100 men...
I like a woman to tease me with a sexy what?

OUTFIT/BIKINI	32	VOICE/COMMENT	8
BODY/BISCUIT	21	SMILE	6
DANCE/STRIPTEASE	16	WALK/STRUT	4
LOOK/WINK	11

If babies could text, name a message they'd text mommy.

HUNGRY/BRING BOOB!	69	I'M SLEEPY	2
CHANGE ME/BIG DUMP	12	GET ME OUTTA HERE	2
LOVE YA, MOMMY	7	HIIIIII!	2
WAAAAAA	3

What do you do when your dog poops and you've run out of bags?

LEAVE IT/RUN!	54	USE NEWSPAPER	3
PAPER TOWEL/NAPKIN	20	BURY/COVER POOP	3
GO GET BAG	8	USE SCOOPER/SHOVEL	2
PICK UP W/ LEAF	7

Name a part of a dog's daily routine that's also part of a man's daily routine.

PEE/SHOOT A DOOKIE	53	CLEAN/GROOM SELF	4
CHOW TIME	18	SCRATCH HIMSELF	2
SLEEP/LIE AROUND	13	SNIFF/HIMSELF	2
WALK/RUN	5

We asked 100 men...
Name something a male stripper has that's better than yours.

BOD/GROOMED GROIN	51	CONFIDENCE/GUTS	8
MOVES	13	JOB	3
MONEY	12	G-STRING/CLOTHES	2
HAIR	8

We asked 100 married men...
What do you worry your wife might want to do to you?

DUMP ME/DIVORCE	49	SPEND ALL MY DOUGH	7
CHOP OFF MY WEEN	13	CUT MY HAIR	6
REFUSE TO BOINK	9	CLEAN/CHORES	5
KILL ME	8

Name something at the North Pole the elves might play with when Santa's not around.

TOYS/GAMES	41	MRS. CLAUS	7
RUDOLPH/REINDEER	18	EACH OTHER	6
THE SLEIGH	15	SANTA'S LIST	2
SNOW	8

Fill in the blank: If a male dog is flirting with a female dog, she might say, "Keep your ______ to yourself."

NOSE	37	TAIL	5
PAWS	32	CHEWBONE	3
TONGUE/LICKING	9	FLEAS	3
"RED ROCKET"/DONG	8

We asked 100 married women...
If you were planning to murder your husband, name something you'd buy with cash to do the deed.

A GUN	37	SEDATIVES/PILLS	5
POISON	27	A KNIFE	4
ROPE	14	AN AXE	2
A HIT MAN	8

Name something a woman gets rid of when she wants to jump-start her love life.

HER MAN/EX	36	PHOTOS	5
WEIGHT/BEER BELLY	24	HAIR/ON HER LEGS	4
CLOTHES/HER BRA	20	VLAD THE VIBRATOR	3
WEDDING RING	5

Face it -- if it were really up to a man, where would they take a woman on a date?

SPORT EVENT/ACTIVITY	34	HOTEL/MOTEL 6	2
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	21	STRIP JOINT	2
HOME/TO BED	21	CHILI COOK-OFF	2
RESTAURANT/POPEYES	15

We asked 100 men...
Name a sport you could watch women play all day.

BEACH VOLLEYBALL	32	BASKETBALL	4
WRESTLING/MUD	27	GYMNASTICS	2
TENNIS	16	LINGERIE FOOTBALL	2
SWIMMING	14

If you were trapped inside an ATM, name something you might do to try to get people's attention.

TOSS CASH OUT	25	WITHHOLD MONEY	12
YELL/CUSS	24	SING	2
BANG/KNOCK	16	KEEP ATM CARDS	2
S.O.S. NOTE	16

Name something a man might be ashamed to say his wife is in charge of.

$$$/PURCHASES	74	HOUSEHOLD REPAIRS	3
CAR REPAIRS	7	DRIVING	2
SEX/SPANKING HIM	4	DRESSING HIM	2
HIM/HIS LIFE	4

Besides pot, name something a pothead might buy a bag of.

CHIPS/CHEETOS	66	BROWNIES	3
CANDY	9	COOKIES	3
ROLLING PAPERS	8	DONUTS	3
'SHROOMS	4

We asked 100 single men...
What do you look for in a woman now that you might not want in a wife?

EASY/BIG OLE HO	60	LOTSA MONEY	3
DRINKS/COLT 45	20	NO KIDS/HATES 'EM	2
FLASHY/TACKY	5	SARCASM	2
BEAUTIFUL	4

Name some childish behavior that's funnier to men than to women.

FART/NOISES	57	TOUCH TATAS	3
BURP/ALPHABET	17	THROW TANTRUMS	3
PICK BOOGERS	9	CUSSIN'	2
PUT UNDIES ON HEAD	5

Name something a wife might do to her bald husband's head in the bedroom.

RUB/MASSAGE IT	53	SHAVE IT	3
KISS IT	20	MOISTURIZE/OIL IT	2
LICK IT	8	SIT ON/ENGULF IT	2
DRAW ON/DRAW HAIR	8

A bunch of pirates were relaxing at a nudist colony. Name something they might still be wearing.

EYEPATCHES	51	HOOKS	3
PIRATE HATS	20	PARROTS ON SHOULDERS	2
SWORDS	12	WOODEN LEGS	2
EARRINGS/JEWELRY	6

Name something a woman checks out to see if her date is rich.

HIS RIDE	48	CREDIT SCORE/LIMIT	3
WALLET/BANK ACCT.	18	GOOGLE/SOCIAL MEDIA	3
HIS CLOTHES/SHOES	13	HIS PAD	3
WATCH/JEWELRY	8

The party doesn't really get started until you see people doing what?

DANCING	47	HURLING	3
DRINK'G/JELL-O SHOTS	30	EATING	3
LAUGHING	8	STRIPPIN'	2
TALKING	3

We asked 100 married women...
Name one word you'd use to describe Steve Harvey you wouldn't use to describe your man.

FUNNY/COMEDIAN	43	SEXY/SUAVE	8
RICH	15	CHIVALROUS	3
BALD	13	LISTENER	3
BLACK/CHOCOLATE	11

When the geezers at the strip club came on to 90-year-old Edible Edna, she hit them with her what?

CANE/CRUTCH	41	DENTURES	3
PURSE/FANNY PACK	26	TASSELS/PASTIES	2
SAGGY PUPPIES	18	HAND	2
THONG/GRANNY PANTIES	4

Name a part of your body you prefer to look at with your glasses off.

BUDDHA BELLY	40	DECAYING HAIR	3
PIMPLY POOPER	24	KEN DOLL DONG	2
TRAGIC FACE/EYES	21	ARMS/PITS	2
SAGGY JUGS	4

We asked 100 women...
Name something you do with your mouth to get a man's attention.

LICK MY LIPS	39	WHISTLE	7
KISS	24	POUT	3
TALK/YELL	10	BITE LIP/BITE HIM	3
SMILE	10

Name something you'd do if another driver flipped you off.

FLIP THEM OFF	31	CUSS/YELL	11
SMILE/LAUGH/WAVE	19	CHASE/TAIL THEM	4
HONK	14	CUT OFF/CAUSE WRECK	3
IGNORE/DRIVE ON	14

Name something at the playground that would be a sexy place to make love.

SWING	30	SANDBOX	7
SLIDE	27	TREE HOUSE/PLAYHOUSE	6
SEESAW	14	THE GRASS	2
MERRY-GO-ROUND	10

Fill in the blank: Having a bird poop on you is bad. But imagine how much worse it would be if ______s could fly.

ELEPHANTS	29	DOGS	7
COWS	22	HUMANS	3
PIGS	21	RATS	2
HORSES	12

Fill in the blank: You're never too old for your mom to ______ you.

SCOLD/LECTURE	27	COOK FOR YOU	9
KISS/MOUTH KISS	20	LOVE	3
SLAP/BARE BUTT	18	CALL	2
HUG/CUDDLE WITH	17

Fill in the blank: Grandma shocked us all when she was arrested for what?

PUBLIC NUDITY	25	DUI	10
TURNING TRICKS	23	HITTING A COP	3
DRUGS/RAN COKE RING	21	PROTESTING	2
STEALING	12

We asked 100 married men...
Name a sea creature your mother-in-law reminds you of.

SHARK/FISH	21	OCTOPUS	12
DOLPHIN	14	TURTLE	12
WHALE	14	CRAB	10
MERMAID	13

Tell me a nicer way to say someone is dead.

PASSED ON/AWAY	72	NO LONGER W/ US	3
DECEASED	9	IN HEAVEN	2
GONE/HOME/TO GLORY	4	KICKED THE BUCKET	2
EXPIRED	3

Name a secret about himself a man might only tell his wife on his deathbed.

I CHEATED/DAILY	70	I'M A CRIMINAL	3
I DREAM OF DUDES	9	I DO LOVE YOU	2
I HID $/ATM PIN	5	SICK OF/HATE YOU	2
2ND FAMILY/8 KIDS	4

Name something the world's greatest kisser probably does before he kisses a woman.

FRESHENS BREATH	64	PRACTICES/IN MIRROR	4
PUCKERS UP	10	GAZES IN HER EYES	3
CHAPSTICK/BALM	7	TOUCHES HER NECK	2
LICKS HIS LIPS	5

Some men are chick magnets. What might make a man a chick repellent?

STENCH/BREATH	61	HE'S A PORKER	3
DOUCHEY/PERSONALITY	15	BAD HAIR/BALD	3
UGLY FACE	7	SMOKES/CIGARS	2
BROKE	4

Tell me a furry creature a really hairy man might be nicknamed.

BEAR/TEDDY BEAR	45	BEAVER	3
APE/MONKEY/KONG	31	WEREWOLF/WOLF	2
BIGFOOT/SASQUATCH	9	MOUSE/RAT	2
CHEWBACCA/WOOKIEE	3

At a cannibal restaurant, tell me a reason a customer might send his leg of man back to the kitchen.

TOO RARE/KICKING	44	NOT MEATY ENOUGH	2
TOO HAIRY	26	TOO FATTY	2
OVERDONE/TOUGH	15	TOO SMALL/SHORT	2
PREFERS ANOTHER CUT	4

Name something Steve Harvey has had several of in his life.

SHOWS/JOBS	39	CARS	4
WIVES/LOVERS	36	KIDS	3
LAUGHS/JOKES	6	TV GUESTS	2
SUITS/OLD PIMP SUITS	5

Name a reason a man might not be able to look a woman in the eye.

HE'S LYING	34	HER FACE IS VILE	6
HE CHEATED	29	HAS DELIGHTFUL BOOBS	6
SHY & LIKES HER	9	HEIGHT DIFFERENCE	4
HE'S BLIND	7

After a wild party, name something you wouldn't want to find in your bathtub.

PERSON/DRUNK & NUDE	34	ANIMAL/GATOR	7
CHUNKY PUKE	22	USED CONDOM	5
DEAD BODY	15	PANTIES/UNDIES	4
FLOAT'G DOODY/PEE	8

If someone says "I've got a whopper," what might they be talking about?

BURGER/SANDWICH	31	A WONDER DOWN UNDER	7
A BIG FISH	23	BRUISE/BLACK EYE	2
STORY/LIE/GOSSIP	23	AN ONION BOOTY	2
HEADACHE/MIGRAINE	7

We asked 100 married people...
Name something annoying the dog does when you and your spouse are trying to get romantic.

JUMPS ON BED	29	STARES	8
BARKS/WHINES	23	SNIFFS/OUR BUTTS	3
GETS BETWEEN US	16	JOINS IN	2
LICKS SELF/US	14

Name something scary you never want to find under your bed.

SNAKE/KING COBRA	27	MOUSE/RAT	9
BUG/SCORPION	23	DEAD BODY	4
MONSTER/CHUCKY	18	POOP/MY HUBBY'S	2
PERSON/MOM-IN-LAW	12

Name someone who might say, "Big breasts are my business."

DOC/PLASTIC SURGEON	67	HUGH HEFNER	5
DOLLY PARTON	6	COLONEL SANDERS	3
BRA-MAKER/SHOP	5	A FARMER	3
STRIPPER/CLUB OWNER	5

We asked 100 women...
Name something you want to do whenever you see a big bald-headed man.

RUB HIS HEAD	57	STARE	6
SMILE	10	RUN/BACK AWAY	3
KISS HIS HEAD	8	GET HIM A HAT	3
SHINE/WAX/OIL HEAD	7

We asked 100 married men...
Name a button on the remote that you wish worked on your wife.

MUTE	52	NEXT	5
OFF/POWER	12	VOLUME	4
DELETE	9	PAUSE	4
REWIND	8

Fill in the blank: It was distressing for Barbie to discover that Ken only liked her for her what?

BOD/MILK WAGONS	47	CLOTHES/SHOES	4
DREAMHOUSE	17	MONEY	3
PINK CAR/JEEP	10	HAIR/SILKY LOCKS	3
BEAUTIFUL FACE	10

Based on your shape, what fruit are you?

PEAR	42	PEACH	2
BANANA	24	SQUASH	2
APPLE	17	PINEAPPLE	2
MELON/WATERMELON	5

Fill in the blank: At Christmas, a stripper might enter the stage dressed up like ______.

A TRAMPY ELF	42	A REINDEER	3
MRS. CLAUS	20	A CHRISTMAS TREE	2
SANTA	18	AN ANGEL	2
A GIFT	7

The good news is you have a winning lottery ticket. What might be the bad news?

LOST/TOSSED IT	34	TINY JACKPOT/$1	8
TAXES	19	PALS/FAMILY WANT $	3
OTHER WINNERS	14	FAKE TICKET	3
IT'S EXPIRED	13

Name something some people can do with their mouths open and closed.

EAT/CHEW	33	TALK	4
BREATHE	25	KISS	3
SLEEP/SNORE	16	WALK/RUN	2
HUM	11

If Dracula's wife discovered that he'd been cheating, name something she might do to his coffin.

NAIL/SEAL SHUT	32	BURY IT	4
OPEN/LET LIGHT IN	25	CHOP IT UP	3
BURN IT	16	STAKE/DAGGER IN IT	3
FILL WITH GARLIC	11

We asked 100 married women...
Some days, I'd be willing to trade my man for a really good what?

MASSAGE/SPA DAY	32	VACATION	7
BANK ACCOUNT	21	DRINK	5
DOG	18	NAP	3
YOUNG STUD	8

If men planned weddings, name something they would want bridesmaids to wear.

BIKINI	27	HEELS/HOOKER BOOTS	5
LINGERIE/PASTIES	22	JEANS/LEGGINGS	5
SHORT/SEXY DRESS	21	SKIMPY TOP/HALTER	2
NOT A DANG THING	12

A man would hate to hear his child say, "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus just like she kisses" who?

THE MAILMAN	68	THE DOG	3
NEIGHBOR	7	THE POOL BOY	3
THE MILKMAN	6	MY UNCLE	2
DADDY	4

We're all going to die someday. So tell me what you'd like to be doing when you go.

SLEEPING	56	TRAVEL'G/BEACH	5
SEX/OUT WITH BANG	16	TV/ART FILM	2
CHILLIN' WITH FAM	6	SHOP'G/FOR COFFIN	2
PRAISING GOD	6

Name a tool a plumber could carry between his crack.

WRENCH	54	CAULK/PUTTY	2
HAMMER	13	FILE	2
PLUNGER	11	TAPE MEASURE	2
SCREWDRIVER	9

Name a place a lonely guy might put his inflatable doll when his mother comes to visit.

CLOSET	48	IN THE TRASH	2
UNDER BED/MATTRESS	31	IN THE POOL	2
ATTIC	6	CAR TRUNK	2
BASEMENT	2

Like it or not, name a place people have to go.

BATHROOM	48	COURT/JURY DUTY	4
WORK	19	DMV	4
DOCTOR/DENTIST	9	THE GRAVE/HELL	4
GROCERY STORE	5

Fill in the blank: I'm so excited, I could what?

SCREAM/SHOUT	47	DIE	4
PEE/DROP DOOKIES	17	SPIT	4
BURST/EXPLODE	10	JUMP	4
CRY	7

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: When I think of my ex, it makes me want to what?

PUKE/GAG	47	HIT SOMETHING/HIM	5
SCREAM/YELL	16	KILL	4
LAUGH/SMILE	11	TALK/APOLOGIZE	3
CRY	7

Name a good place to go when you want to cry.

BED/BEDROOM	46	A FRIEND'S	3
SHOWER/BATHROOM	27	IN A CLOSET	2
MOVIE/THEATER	9	THE WOODS	2
MY CAR	4

Name a reason a woman might say, "My date last night reminded me of Steve Harvey."

FUNNY	44	SMILE/PEARLY WHITES	7
THICK TICKLY STACHE	14	LOUD & CHATTY	5
BALD MILK DUD HEAD	11	BLACK	3
SHARP DRESSER	9

You'd hate to wake up to find your dog licking your what?

FACE/EARS	42	FOOD/DISHES	4
TOES/FEET	18	UNDIES/DUDS/SHOES	2
RIPE BOOTY	13	TOOTHBRUSH	2
JUNK/MEMBER	12

Name an animal a farmer's wife might say the farmer acts like in the bedroom.

PIG/WILD HOG	35	COW	8
BULL	23	ASS/MULE	5
HORSE/STALLION	10	GOAT	3
CHICKEN	9

Sad news: Your rich uncle died. Sadder news: He left all his money to who?

THE DOG/PET	35	GOV'T/POLITICAL GRP.	7
CHARITY/CHURCH	21	HIS WORTHLESS KID	6
SIBLING	11	MISTRESS/A HO	4
HIS MATE/6TH WIFE	9

Name something you might do to prepare yourself for your first day at a nudist camp.

DIET/WORK OUT	32	WALK AROUND NUDE	6
SHAVE/WAX	27	BUY SUNSCREEN	3
TAN/BRONZER	17	MENTALLY PREPARE	2
BATHE/SCRUB CRACK	6

We asked 100 men...
Name something you might reach for right after you kiss your lover.

FIRM MELONS/BRA	24	LIGHT SWITCH	10
MINT/MOUTHWASH	24	BOOZE	6
HER HOT BADONK	16	MY/HER GLASSES	3
ZUCCHINI BEANIE	10

We asked 100 married women...
Fill in the blank: You'd laugh if your husband said, "Honey, let's make whoopee in the" where?

CAR	23	YARD/GARDEN	14
BATHROOM/SHOWER	17	BASEMENT	6
GARAGE	14	LIVING ROOM	5
KITCHEN	14

Name something the world's richest dog might hire someone to do for him.

SCRATCH/RUB	18	COOK/FEED HIM	11
CLEAN/GROOM	18	PLAY/FETCH	9
SCOOP POOP	18	LICK HIM/HIS NADS	2
WALK/RUN HIM	17

Name something a naïve mom might think her grown son has never done.

LASSO THE LIZARD	61	DATED/KISSED	3
DRUGS/WEED	11	LIED	2
HAD ALCOHOL	8	STOLEN	2
SMOKED CIGS	5

Name something that comes to mind when you hear the word "flat."

TIRE	60	BREAD	3
CHEST/RAISIN BOOBS	17	HAIR	2
PANCAKE	5	FEET	2
BRITISH APARTMENT	3

Name something in your house that grandpa wouldn't know how to turn on.

COMPUTER/LAPTOP	56	COFFEE MAKER	2
TV	18	LAMP/LIGHTS	2
DVD/VCR/DVR	9	GRANDMA	2
CELL PHONE	3

Name something people say they'd never dare do because they're afraid of being caught.

STEAL/ROB BANK	46	DRUGS	3
KINK/TICKLE MY TULIP	19	SPEED/RUN LIGHTS	2
CHEAT ON MATE	13	MURDER	2
STREAK/SKINNY-DIP	7

Name something a stripper considers part of her work uniform.

G-STRING/PANTIES	44	GLITTER	6
PASTIES/TASSELS	15	STOCKINGS/SOCKS	3
BRA	13	BOOBS	3
9-INCH HEELS	8

If Mrs. Claus discovered on Christmas Eve that Santa had been cheating on her, name something she might do that could mess up his night.

MESS WITH DEER	43	SWIPE/SWITCH LIST	5
HIDE/TRASH SLEIGH	23	SLIP HIM BOOZE/MEDS	4
SABOTAGE/TAKE SACK	7	LEAVE HIM	3
STEAL/RUIN SUIT	7

Name something that the dog can't help finding sexy about the cat.

PLAYFUL TAIL	39	FACE/EYES/WHISKERS	8
FLIRTY PURR/MEOW	18	SILKY FUR	6
WALK/SASHAY	9	PUNGENT POOP	3
PUCKERED BOOTY	9

What would you do if you were making fun of the boss in the restroom and suddenly realized he's in one of the stalls?

LEAVE/STOP TALK'G	33	QUIT/FIND NEW JOB	8
LAUGH/JUST KIDDING	22	SAY NICE THINGS	4
"DIE"/CRY/TURN RED	14	DISGUISE VOICE/SELF	3
APOLOGIZE	8

We asked 100 men...
Name a kind of plastic surgery you'd like to get.

LIPO/TUMMY TUCK	32	FACELIFT	5
ELONG THE SHLONG	24	PEC JOB	3
NOSE JOB	16	CALF IMPLANTS	3
HAIR IMPLANTS	9

We asked 100 men...
What might you do if a friend started telling you details about his vasectomy?

LEAVE/RUN AWAY	29	COVER MY EARS	5
CRINGE/HOLD MY JUNK	23	LAUGH/MAKE JOKES	3
"STOP! TMI, BRO!"	17	SAY, "OUCH!"	3
LISTEN/SUPPORTIVE	12

Name the worst thing for someone to show up drunk to.

WEDDING/THEIR OWN	23	COURT/JURY DUTY	10
WORK/INTERVIEW	22	KID'S B-DAY PARTY	4
FUNERAL	16	AA MEETING	3
CHURCH	14

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I'd never want to date a man who had three ______s.

WIVES/EXES/WOMEN	57	PERSONALITIES/ISSUES	3
KIDS	14	MAN NUGGETS	3
NIPPLES/BREASTS	7	EYES	3
CATS/DOGS	4

Grandpa's dentures slipped out of his mouth and into grandma's what?

FOOD/DISH/DRINK	47	CAVERNOUS HOO-HA	3
LAP	19	HANDS	3
MOUTH	11	PURSE	2
CLEAVAGE/BRA	6

In the all-nudist marching band, the musician playing which instrument is most likely to hurt himself?

DRUMS	45	SAXOPHONE	3
CYMBALS	21	CLARINET	2
TROMBONE	10	ACCORDION	2
TUBA	8

We asked 100 men...
When you break up with your psycho girlfriend, name something you should remember to get back.

MY KEYS	40	$$$/BLACK AMEX	3
RING/JEWELRY	31	MY LIFE	3
MY CLOTHES	7	MY FURNITURE	3
MY MIND/SANITY	4

Name a famous woman whose bottom might be called a work of art.

KIM KARDASHIAN	37	NICKI MINAJ	4
JENNIFER LOPEZ	29	MADONNA	2
BEYONCE	12	APHRODITE	2
MARILYN MONROE	5

Name something a woman does to forget the guy who dumped her.

FIND A NEW HUNK	36	TAKE A VACAY	4
DRINK/WITH GAL PALS	22	TOSS HIS STUFF/GIFTS	3
BINGE EAT	16	NO FACEBOOK/UNFRIEND	3
GET RID OF PICS	7

We asked 100 married women...
When you first met your husband, what did he have that he no longer does?

HAIR	34	HANDSOME FACE	7
JOB/MONEY	17	CAR/PIMPMOBILE	6
YOUTH	12	MANNERS	5
BUFF BOD	10

Name something specific you'd do if your neighbors were nude sunbathing on their lawn.

NOT LOOK/CLOSE BLINDS	31	JOIN IN	5
PEEK/GET BINOCULARS	28	LAUGH/SMILE COYLY	5
CALL 911/PO-PO	10	SAY HI/BORROW SUGAR	3
TAKE PIC/FILM IT	9

Name a word a woman might use to describe her date that rhymes with "hickey."

PICKY	27	TRICKY	12
DICKY	14	SICKIE	7
STICKY	13	LICKY	6
ICKY	12

We asked 100 men...
If you had a tail, name a place that you'd go where it would be wagging.

BAR	26	HOME/BEDROOM	4
STRIP JOINT	24	MALL/CAR SHOP	4
SPORTING EVENT	17	THEME/WATER PARK	3
BEACH/NUDE BEACH	13

Name something some people don't replace until it's completely dead.

BATTERY	50	PLANTS/FLOWERS	6
CAR/TRUCK	10	TV	5
LIGHT BULB	9	SPOUSE	4
PHONE	6

Name something a mom would be shocked to hear her baby ask for on a baby monitor.

HENNESSY/BOOZE	38	CASH/UNTRACEABLE	4
FOOD/MILK/BOOB	22	CLEAN DIAPER	4
PACK OF SMOKES	14	DRUGS/A DOOB	3
MOM, DAD, ANYBODY???	5

Name something a five-year-old might ask a bank to loan him money to buy.

TOYS	31	GIFT/FOR MOM	5
BIKE/TRICYCLE	26	VIDEO GAME/SYSTEM	5
CANDY/GUM	16	LATEST IPHONE	2
A PET/PONY	5

We asked 100 women...
I went out with a guy whose apartment smelled like the inside of a what?

TOILET/BATHROOM	29	GARBAGE CAN/TRUCK	5
GYM/LOCKER ROOM	22	RESTAURANT/BAKERY	4
SOCK/SHOE	20	BREWERY/BAR	4
FISH/MARKET	6

Name a number that most men exaggerate.

SIZE OF "INCH WORM"	24	AGE	6
SALARY/BANK ACCT.	23	IQ	5
HEIGHT	14	SIZE OF FISH	4
# OF CONQUESTS	14

Fill in the blank: Steve Harvey is one of the ______est guys around.

FUNNIEST	57	GOOFIEST/SILLIEST	4
COOLEST	9	NICEST/SWEETEST	4
BALDEST	6	LOUDEST	3
WEIRDEST	6

At some point in your life, name something you've been kicked out of.

BAR/NIGHTCLUB	53	CONCERT/CHOIR	3
SCHOOL/CLASS	19	CAFE/WAFFLE HOUSE	3
JOB/WORK	5	MOVIE THEATER	2
HOME/MY BOO'S HOUSE	4

Name something you wouldn't want to see your dog aiming at when he lifts his leg.

ME/MY OPEN MOUTH	50	COMPUTER	4
FURNITURE	12	TV	3
SHOES/CLOTHES	10	CAR/TIRES	3
OTHER PERSON	7

When you're hired for a new job, name some information you might neglect to tell the boss.

WORK HISTORY/FIRED	49	ALWAYS SICK	5
MY AGE	12	LATE/LONG LUNCHES	2
BUN IN THE OVEN	11	LOVE TO DO DRUGS	2
JAILTIME/MURDERER	8

Fill in the blank: I'm not proud of it, but I have prayed for what?

MONEY/SUCCESS	46	SPORTS/THE CUBS	6
REVENGE/EX TO DIE	15	LOVE	3
GOOD/BAD WEATHER	10	FOOD/ICE CREAM	2
PEEN/PUNANI	7

Fill in the blanks: If a woman had to choose between a man and her ______, she'd choose her ______.

PET/GOLDFISH	41	PURSE	5
FAMILY/KIDS/HUBBY	21	MONEY/CREDIT CARD	5
BEST FRIEND	6	CAREER	5
VIBRATOR	6

Name something of a person's that might literally be in the toilet.

WHIZ/CORN SNAKE	36	COLOGNE	5
PHONE	23	TOOTHBRUSH	5
CREDIT/FINANCES	9	THEIR BOOTY	3
JOB	8

Name a place a guy gets a job where he's surrounded by boobs.

STRIP JOINT	35	GOV'T/CONGRESS	5
HOOTERS/RESTAURANT	26	GYM	4
DR.'S/HOSPITAL	10	BRA FACTORY	3
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	6

Name something specific that might cause your bottom to be sore.

SITTING TOO LONG	30	RIDING A BIKE	6
RIDING A HORSE	21	A VIOLENT POO	5
SPANKING	16	FALLING ON IT	4
ITCHY ACHY 'RHOIDS	7

Name a place you go where everyone is lying down.

BEACH	29	CEMETERY	6
HOSPITAL	22	YOGA CLASS/GYM	5
BED/BEDROOM	15	MORGUE	4
MASSAGE PARLOR	8

Name something a mother might do for her 30-year-old son that would make him feel like he's still 10.

MAKE MEAL/SPOON FEED	28	BUY UNDIES/CLOTHES	6
LAUNDRY/CLEAN UP	24	SCOLD/SPANK HIM	5
WASH/WIPE FACE	14	PAT FACE/PINCH CHEEK	4
HUG/KISS HIM	8

We asked 100 married men...
Name a place single guys brag about making love that makes you jealous.

CAR	26	ELEVATOR	9
SHOWER	15	PAD/HOUSE/KITCHEN	9
BEACH	13	BAR/NIGHTCLUB	7
HOTEL ROOM	10

Fill in the blank: ______ gives a woman power.

EDUCATION/SMARTS	24	BEAUTY	10
MONEY/CREDIT CARD	21	NICE FIGURE	4
SEX/COOCHIE	14	AUTHORITY/STATUS	3
CONFIDENCE	13

We asked 100 women...
Name a sign you see at a construction site that describes your man in bed.

MEN AT WORK	18	STOP	9
CAUTION	17	YIELD	8
HARD HAT AREA	17	DANGER	7
SLOW DOWN	13

Name a place where a woman has the best chances of finding a man to marry.

CHURCH	39	STORE/MALL	7
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	13	FARMERSONLY.COM/APP	6
COLLEGE/SCHOOL	11	ALASKA	4
WORKPLACE	8

We asked 100 married women...
Name an animal your husband sounds like when he whines.

DOG/PUPPY	32	SHEEP	5
CAT	19	HYENA	3
PIG	16	BIRD/CROW	3
SEAL	10

Name something a copilot would hate to discover about the pilot just as they came in to land.

DRUNK	32	FRAUD/NEVER FLOWN	8
DEAD	15	PASSED OUT	5
ASLEEP	13	ILL/HEART ATTACK	4
BLIND/BAD EYES	11

We asked 100 men...
Name something about you that's super smooth.

MY FACE	29	MY CHEST/MOOBS	5
MY TURD TOSSER	23	CHARM/PERSONALITY	5
MY BEANBAG	12	MY VOICE	5
MY HANDS/PALMS	9

Name a part of your body you'd have a hard time touching your nose with.

ELBOW	26	BACK	9
BELLY/BUTTON	19	TONGUE	6
BUTT	13	CHIN	4
FEET/TOES	11

Name something a man buys his wife that she'd say, "I'm not putting that thing on."

LINGERIE/EDIBLE	51	TACKY SHIRT/TEE	3
STRING BIKINI	10	COSTUME/FURRY	3
HAT/FOOTBALL HELMET	9	RING/FAKE DIAMOND	3
DRESS/MUUMUU/SKIRT	8

Fill in the blank: Some people's bottoms were just made to be ______ed.

SPANKED/PATTED	31	HOT/STARED AT	9
BIG/FAT/WIDE	17	FLAT	4
PINCHED	13	COVERED/CLOTHED	2
GRABBED/FONDLED	11

We asked 100 married men...
If your spouse let you, what would you blow a lot of your savings on?

CAR	25	ELECTRONICS	4
VACAY/CRUISE	25	A PARTY	3
HOUSE/FAB DECOR	14	MOTORCYCLE	3
JEWELRY/GOLD CHAIN	13

Name something that could fall on your head at a strip club.

BRA	18	MONEY	11
STRIPPER/BIG JUGS	16	A LIGHT	7
PANTIES/G-STRING	15	BEER/DRINK	6
POLE	14

Name a place in the hospital a doctor takes a nurse for a romantic examination.

CLOSET/SUPPLY ROOM	45	X-RAY ROOM	5
HIS OFFICE	12	THE O.R.	4
EXAM ROOM/STIRRUPS	11	PATIENT'S ROOM	4
DOCTOR'S LOUNGE	5

Name something a woman's cheating husband wouldn't be caught dead in but his wife will make sure he's wearing it at his funeral.

WEDDING RING	39	PANTS	3
CHICK DUDS/THONG	22	SPEEDO	3
SUIT/TUX/TIE	13	MAKEUP	3
SWEATER	3

Name a kind of animal whose poop you can recognize.

DOG	34	COW	7
RABBIT	18	BIRD	6
MOUSE	8	HORSE	6
DEER	7

We asked 100 married women...
On those rare occasions when your man cries, what animal does he sound like?

DOG/PUPPY	29	COW/CALF	6
CAT/KITTEN	20	WOLF	6
HORSE	12	DEER	5
MOUSE	8

Fill in the blank: Grandpa has been a lot less cranky ever since grandma started putting marijuana in his what?

BROWNIES	28	COOKIES	5
OATMEAL/CEREAL	22	METAMUCIL/FIBER	3
COFFEE/TEA	14	CAKE	3
PIPE/CIGAR/CIG	11

Name something babies do that men do also.

CRY/WHINE/FUSS	50	FART WHENEVER	5
DROOL	8	SUCKLE BOOBIES	5
PEE/POO SELVES	7	BABBLE/COO	3
SLEEP/SNORE	7

Tell me a term of endearment your grandma calls you that you might also call your lover.

SWEETIE/SWEETHEART	37	BUNNY	3
HONEY/HUN	22	DARLING	3
DEAR/DEARIE	9	SUGAR/SUGARPLUM	3
BABY/BABYCAKES	8

Name something about a 50-year-old woman that could be hot.

KILLER BOD/LEGS	37	MANE/SILKY GRAYS	4
FACE/EYES	19	HER CASH	3
EXPERIENCE/MIND	13	HOOCHIE MAMA CLOTHES	3
ATTITUDE/CONFIDENCE	6

Name a bug a stripper might use as her stage name.

LADYBUG	36	CRICKET	5
BUTTERFLY	22	PRAYING MANTIS	5
BEE/HONEYBEE	8	BLACK WIDOW/SPIDER	3
FIREFLY	6

Name something specific a hypnotist might say during his act that he might also say to his mate in bed.

GETTING SLEEPY	35	LOOK INTO MY EYES	5
WAKE UP	15	SNAP OUT OF IT	3
CLOSE YOUR EYES	14	DO AS I SAY	3
JUST RELAX	10

Name something a sexy cowboy does in a sexy way.

WALKS/STRUTS	34	LASSOS/ME	7
MOUNTS & RIDES	16	TALKS	6
DANCES/TWO-STEP	11	DRESSES/TIGHT CHAPS	4
TIPS HIS HAT	7

When going on a date, name a vegetable the Jolly Green Giant might put in his shorts.

CUCUMBER	31	BEAN/GREEN BEAN	9
CARROT	12	ZUCCHINI/SQUASH	6
CORN/COB	11	BROCCOLI	5
PEAS/POD	11

We asked 100 women...
Name something you shouldn't correct about a man until you're married.

HOW HE DRESSES	30	HIS BAD MANNERS	7
HYGIENE/FISH BREATH	16	HIS AWFUL MOTHER	6
HIS HOUSEKEEPING	10	WHAT HE EATS	6
SPENDING HABITS	10

When Snow White went out with Pinocchio, she got sawdust in her what?

EYE	25	EAR	5
MOUTH/TEETH	20	BRA/CLEAVAGE	4
HAIR	17	HAND	4
PUNANI	10

Name a kind of bug your boss reminds you of.

BEE/WASP	21	PRAYING MANTIS	10
ROACH	17	SPIDER	7
FLY	14	GNAT	5
ANT	11

If Santa Claus joined a dating site, what might he brag to the ladies that he has?

BIG SACK/TOYS	48	BIG BELLY	4
SLEIGH/SWEET RIDE	11	FLYING REINDEER	4
SEXY WHITE BEARD	7	FUN LAUGH/HO HO HO	4
STAFF OF ELVES	6

Name something a male stripper might wear on Super Bowl Sunday.

HELMET	21	DANGLING FOOTBALL	5
JERSEY	19	A TEAM CAP	3
THONG/G-STRING	19	SHOULDER PADS	3
JOCKSTRAP/& CUP	14

Name something a valet might do to the car of someone who never tips him.

KEY/SCRATCH/DENT	41	STEAL STUFF/CHER CD	4
JOYRIDE/RACE IT	15	CRASH/OFF CLIFF	4
FART IN IT	10	PEE/POO ON SEAT	4
RESET RADIO	5

Name something of yours that disappoints you every time you look at it.

BOD/JACKED FEET	37	MY RATTY HAIR	4
MY LOW CASH FLOW	20	MY HOOPTIE CAR	3
MY HIDEOUS HOME	9	MY CHILD	3
FACE/LADY STACHE	7

Name something a woman should not sit around and wait for a man to do.

CLEAN/LAUNDRY	35	"ANYTHING"	7
PROPOSE/COMMIT	12	TAKE OUT TRASH	6
COOK	10	REPAIRS/FIX STUFF	5
CALL/ASK HER OUT	8

Name the first woman who might be inducted into the booty hall of fame.

KIM KARDASHIAN	26	DOLLY PARTON	4
JENNIFER LOPEZ	24	NICKI MINAJ	4
BEYONCE	18	SIMONE BILES	3
BLAC CHYNA	4

Give me an "H" word that might describe someone's bottom.

HUGE	25	HINEY	7
HOT	25	HEART-SHAPED	4
HARD	11	HEFTY	4
HEAVY	7

Name something of yours you hope your dog never tries to mate with.

MY CAT	25	MY MATE/SPOUSE	7
ME/MY LEG/MY BUTT	24	MY KID	5
MY BED/PILLOW	10	MY STUFFED ANIMAL	4
MY CLOTHES/SHOES	8

Name someone a naked patient would not want to see enter their hospital room.

CLERGY	22	KID/GIRL SCOUTS	7
MOM/DAD	21	CELEB/POLITICIAN	5
DOC/MEDICAL TEAM	16	TV CREW/CAMERAS	5
THEIR BOSS	7

Name something a man might do when his mother-in-law visits so she'll never return.

FART/ON HER PILLOW	31	ARGUE/YELL	8
INSULT/"HI SKANK"	12	GET DRUNK	5
IGNORE/WATCH TV	12	LEAVE/HIDE	5
STRUT NUDE/UNDIES	9

Name something your dog does better than you.

SLEEP	30	CHILLAX/BE CAREFREE	5
RUN/PLAY/FETCH	24	BARK	5
LICK/KISS	9	EAT	4
POOP/ON SCHEDULE	5

Name something you'd be surprised a traffic cop gave you instead of a ticket.

WARNING/LECTURE	27	KISS	7
HIS PHONE NUMBER	18	SMILE	7
MONEY	12	HIS DOUGHNUT	3
COMPLIMENT/PRAISE	8

To spice up their love life, what might a wife hand to her husband and say, "Put this on"?

HOT UNDIES/LADY'S	25	BLINDFOLD	8
COSTUME/FAKE BOOBS	18	SUIT & TIE/TUX	4
"BURRITO SLEEVE"	12	LOTION/K-Y	4
COLOGNE	11

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: Some days I'd rather have a good ______ than a good man.

MEAL/FOOD/CANDY	20	FRIEND	9
SLEEP/NAP	18	MASSAGE	8
BOOK	10	DOG/PET	7
COCKTAIL/BEER	10

Besides an alligator or crocodile, name something else that lives in a swamp.

SNAKE/ANACONDA	39	POLITICIAN	4
FROG/TADPOLE	15	FISH/SWAMP EEL	4
TURTLE	8	BIRD/HERON	3
MOSQUITO/BUG	8

Give me a B word that describes your bottom.

BIG	35	BOOTY/LICIOUS	5
BUTT/BUTTOCKS	18	BARE	3
BEAUTIFUL/BEAUTY	9	BROAD	3
BODACIOUS	8

Name a place a man would hate to be instead of at home watching the Super Bowl.

STORE/JO-ANN FABRICS	30	BALLET/OPERA	4
CHURCH	16	JAIL/RIKERS	3
HIS IN-LAWS'	14	MOVIE/LA LA LAND	3
WORK	11

Name something that women, as they get older, get the itch to do.

AFFAIR/DATE	27	HAVE A BABY	4
TRAVEL	21	GO DANCING	3
SURGERY/FACE-LIFT	18	DECORATE/REMODEL	3
QUIT/CHANGE JOB	5

Name something a wife does to make sure her husband will never cheat on her again.

DIVORCE/THREATEN TO	31	CHEAT ON HIM	4
SPY/CHECK PHONE	20	BECOME KINKY NYMPHO	4
SLICE NADS/FEED TO DOG	11	COOK/BAKE FOR HIM	3
KILL/BUY GUN	7

Name something a wife might do at her cheating husband's funeral.

LAUGH/SMILE	28	BE A NO-SHOW	9
DANCE A JIG	13	TELL ALL/CONFRONT HO	6
BRING DATE/FLIRT	10	CRY/FAKE CRY	4
SPIT ON BODY/GRAVE	10

Fill in the blank: A woman might say, "He broke up with me, so I broke his" what?

CAR/WINDOWS	27	LITTLE NEEDLE WANG	7
PHONE	14	SPORTING EQUIP.	6
NOSE/FACE	12	TV	5
BANK ACCT./CREDIT	9

The Realtor assured you that your new house didn't have mice. But name something it did have.

ROACHES	30	LEAK/WATER DAMAGE	6
SEWER RATS	15	GHOST/HORNY ONE	5
TERMITES	13	TOXIC MOLD	4
ANTS	6

We asked 100 women...
Name something that for you is an aphrodisiac.

BOOZE/WINE	26	MASSAGE	4
KISSES/ON MY NECK	19	MUSIC/NEIL DIAMOND	4
CHOCOLATE	18	MY MAN DOING CHORES	3
OYSTERS	5

If there was a dating site called MatchDog.com, what might a dog be doing in his profile picture?

SMILING	26	WAGGING ITS TAIL	5
PLAY/CATCH FRISBEE	19	PANTING	5
SITTING	11	BEGGING	4
LICKING/KISSING	9

Fill in the blank: A good stage name for a stripper would be ______ Buns.

HONEY BUNS	22	CINNAMON BUNS	6
HOT/CROSS BUNS	20	BIG BUNS	4
STICKY BUNS	15	SUGAR BUNS	3
SWEET BUNS	9

Fill in the blank: After a divorce, a man is surprised to hear his ex-wife changed what?

HER GENDER	21	HER MIND/ABOUT HIM	5
HER HAIR/TO PINK	19	THE LOCKS	5
HER NAME	18	HER NUMBER	5
HER WEIGHT/BOD	6

Name a place where everyone has nightmares about being naked.

SCHOOL	23	BEACH	4
CHURCH	18	STORE/WALMART	4
WORK	16	ON STREET/DOWNTOWN	3
ON STAGE/A SPEECH	10

Name something done at a 5-year-old's birthday party that would be silly to do at a 50-year-old's.

PIN TAIL ON DONKEY	37	BOUNCY HOUSE	4
HAVE A CLOWN	17	PONY RIDES	3
BALLOONS	8	BLOW OUT CANDLES	3
HIT A PINATA	5

After you get married, it would be shocking to find out your spouse has what?

ILLNESS/SYPHILIS	26	SAME GENITALIA AS ME	6
ANOTHER SPOUSE	17	AN EX-SPOUSE	4
KIDS	11	EXTRA TOES	3
A LOVER	10

Name a word used to describe a steak that a man might have printed on his underwear.

RARE	19	WELL-DONE	9
T-BONE	18	THICK	6
PRIME	12	BEEF	4
MEATY	9

Most men want a woman who does what like a man?

WORKS/EARNS $	25	LIKES/PLAYS SPORTS	7
DRINKS/12-PACKS	15	DRIVES	5
THINKS	10	FIXES THINGS	5
HAS SEX/DIGS SEX	9

Name something a trucker keeps in the truck for those cross-country trips.

COFFEE/DRINKS	25	PEE JAR/POTTY	6
FOOD/BEEF JERKY	17	DRUGS/METH	4
BED/BLANKET/PILLOW	10	MAP/GPS	4
MUSIC	8

We asked 100 men...
Name something a woman does for a living that makes her more appealing.

COOK/CHEF	15	HAIRDRESSER	9
DOCTOR	14	ACTRESS	7
NURSE	12	FITNESS/ATHLETE	7
LAWYER	10

Name the first place you'd think of to hide a dead body.

LAKE/OCEAN/RIVER	27	FREEZER	6
WOODS/FOREST	11	BASEMENT	6
CEMETERY/GRAVE	9	YARD/GARDEN	6
TRUNK/CAR TRUNK	7

What do you think grandpa wants for his 100th birthday?

TIME/MORE B-DAYS	16	BOOZE/SCOTCH	7
TEETH	14	STRIPPER/LAP DANCE	5
SEX/GRANNY'S COOKIE	14	SLEEP/REST	4
CAKE/GOOD FOOD	12

Some men with beards look like they've got what furry animal sitting on their face?

SQUIRREL	29	RAT/MOUSE	5
CAT	11	BEAR	5
BEAVER	10	DOG/POODLE	5
RACCOON	6

Name something you could live without but life wouldn't be much fun.

COMPUTER/INTERNET	19	MONEY	5
HOT SEX	15	CAR	4
TV/MOVIES	13	BOOZE	4
JUNK FOOD/SWEETS	11

Name a word that could describe cheese or a person.

STINKY/SMELLY/RANK	30	SWISS	6
SHARP	12	HOLY/HOLEY	4
CHEESY	8	SOFT/SQUISHY	4
AMERICAN	6

Name a country a man with a moustache should visit to meet a woman with a moustache.

ITALY	23	POLAND	6
RUSSIA	13	INDIA	6
FRANCE	8	GREECE	6
GERMANY	8

Name something people hunt for that doesn't require a gun.

BARGAINS/DEALS	21	FISH/SEAFOOD	8
KEYS	12	MUSHROOMS	5
EASTER EGGS	11	BIRDS	3
A MATE/DATE	10

Name any monster.

FRANKENSTEIN	19	DRACULA	5
GODZILLA	17	BIGFOOT/SASQUATCH	5
COOKIE MONSTER	13	KING KONG	4
NESSIE/LOCH NESS	6

Name a good job for a woman who intimidates men.

POLICE OFFICER	20	CONSTRUCTION	5
LAWYER	12	ATHLETE/BOXER	5
CEO	11	DOMINATRIX	5
WARDEN/PRISON GUARD	10

As the bride walks down the aisle, what would she hate to see her groom wearing?

SNEAKERS	14	HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT	9
SAME GOWN/NICER ONE	13	UNDIES/THONG/HERS	6
SHORTS	10	TACKY HAT/CAP	4
JEANS	10

We asked 100 married women...
Name something your husband loves so much, you'll make sure to stick it in his coffin.

TV/REMOTE	18	WATCH/RING	6
BEER/BOOZE	12	CLOTHES	6
PHONE	10	CAR/CAR KEY	5
SPORTS EQUIPMENT	8

Name something you hang on to for dear life.

MONEY/WALLET	23	RING/JEWELRY	6
SPOUSE/LOVE	11	PHOTOS	4
LIFE RAFT/JACKET	9	AMUSEM'T RIDE SEAT	4
ROPE	6

When you die, tell me a word starting with S you hope people use in your eulogy.

SMART	23	SPECIAL	3
SINCERE	14	SUPER	3
SWEET	9	STRONG/WILLED	3
SEXY	7

Fill in the blank: In my next lifetime, I want to be Steve Harvey's what?

BESTIE	23	WIFE	6
DAUGHTER/SON	10	MUSTACHE	4
BOSS	8	ASSISTANT	4
AGENT/MANAGER	7

Tell me something that follows the word "magic."

MAGIC TRICK	12	MAGIC SHOW/ACT	8
MAGIC KINGDOM	12	MAGIC WAND	6
MAGIC JOHNSON	11	MAGIC CARPET/RIDE	5
MAGIC MIKE	8

Name something you own that you now wish you could unload.

CAR/TRUCK	13	CLOTHES	6
HOUSE	12	BOAT	5
WEIGHT/FAT	9	GUN	5
FURNITURE	9

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