Name a part of his inflatable doll that a man might wish he could inflate even bigger.
 

100

JUGS

79

EYES

2

BOOTAY

7

HANDS

2

MUSCLES/STRONG ARMS

3

DONG

2

HEAD/BRAIN

3

LIPS/MOUTH

2







Name something specific that's bitten you in the bedroom.
 

100

SPIDER

32

BEDBUG

3

MOSQUITO

27

FLIES/CIRCL'G MY BUTT

2

MY PERVY LOVER

23

ANT

2

FLEA

9

PUSSYCAT

2







We asked 100 married women...
Name something you leave on during sex so you don't get bored.
 

99

TV/WOLF BLITZER

32

MY IMAGINATION

3

MUSIC/RADIO

25

JEWELRY/WATCH

2

CLOTHES/HEELS

17

VIBRATOR

2

LIGHT/LAMP

16

PHONE/TINDER

2







We asked 100 married men...
Name something of your wife's that's thicker than yours.
 

99

4-FOOT FANNY

32

HIPS

7

LUXURIOUS LOCKS

21

THUNDER THIGHS

7

MILK WAGONS

16

LUSCIOUS LIPS

4

WAIST/BELLY

8

HER WALLET

4







Name a nighttime ritual a 30-year-old mama's boy might still do with his mother.
 

99

KISS/HUG

26

DINE/SNACK

9

TUCK INTO BED

22

PRAY/NOW I LAY ME...

7

CALL/NITE/LOVE YA

12

TV/CARE BEARS

7

SPOON/SLEEP WITH

9

BEDTIME STORY

7







The bad news: You got a snake bite and someone needs to suck out the poison. The worse news: It's on your what?
 

98

BEAN BLASTER

65

NOSE

3

BOOB

11

FAT GUT

2

FOOT/CRUSTY TOE

7

ARMPIT

2

HAIRY MANILOW

6

LEG/THIGH

2







Name the worst thing to find in the hotel room you're in.
 

98

BUGS/BEDBUGS

56

DIRTY SHEETS

5

USED RUBBERS

18

DRUGS/CRACK PIPE

3

ROTTING CORPSE

6

PAIR OF UNDIES

2

RAT/MOUSE

6

PERSON/SLUTTY WIFE

2







We asked 100 single women...
If you were blindfolded, name something you could tell about someone by just a kiss.
 

98

HYGIENE/FRESH BREATH

50

MUSTACHE/SHAVED

7

WHO IT IS

14

THEIR CONFIDENCE

2

IF THEY SMOKE

11

IF THEY HAVE TEETH

2

PASSION/GOOD KISSER

10

IF GENTLE/ROUGH

2







Name something a police officer at a nudist colony might be wearing.
 

98

GUN BELT/HOLSTER

43

SUNGLASSES

2

BADGE

36

A SMILE

2

HAT

9

WHISTLE

2

HANDCUFFS

2

BOOTS

2







What do you think Steve Harvey's wife would say is the best thing about him?
 

98

HUMOR/PERSONALITY

42

HIS LAUGH

3

BAE IS BALLIN'!

24

HIS FINE THREADS

2

SMILE/THOSE XL LIPS

19

SEXY STACHE

2

THAT LICKABLE HEAD

4

CHARACTER/HEART

2







Tell me the name of one of Santa's reindeer a male exotic dancer might use as his stage name.
 

98

PRANCER

33

CUPID

8

BLITZEN

12

DASHER

8

VIXEN

12

RUDOLPH

8

DANCER

12

COMET

5







We asked 100 women...
If you were on a date with Steve Harvey, name someone you'd love to run into.
 

98

MY EX

30

MY SPOUSE/MATE

4

MY FRIENDS

24

MY MOM

2

STEVE'S WIFE

17

MY SIS/BROTHER

2

CELEB/DENZEL

17

THE PAPARAZZI

2







Name something specific of his wife's a man might wear under his clothes to feel sexy.
 

97

PANTIES/THONG

67

NECKLACE

4

BRA

9

LOTION

2

HOSE/KNEE-HI SOCKS

6

GARTER/GARTER BELT

2

PERFUME

5

SHIRT/TANK

2







Name something the Pillsbury Doughboy might complain about to his psychiatrist.
 

97

POKED IN BELLY

64

COMMERCIALS/FAME

2

BEING PUDGY

17

HIS GIGGLE/VOICE

2

BAKED/HEAT

4

BEING EATEN

2

BEING "A SOFTY"

4

BEING NUDE

2







If Steve Harvey were the next James Bond, what would he do better than the previous Bonds?
 

97

MAKE US LAUGH

61

SEX/MAKE TOES CURL

3

DRESS/WEAR SUIT

12

TALK SMACK/ARGUE

3

SMILE

9

DANCE

2

KISS

5

RUN FROM DANGER

2







We asked 100 men...
Name a reason you'd make a very unattractive woman.
 

97

HAIRY/BEARD

59

BRO-ISH PERSONALITY

4

THINNING HAIR/BALD

11

SCRAWNY LEGS

3

I'M 300 LBS.

10

BIG/UGLY FEET

3

I'M TOO SHORT

5

ZITS

2







We asked 100 married men...
Not that she would, but if your wife ever killed you, how might she do it?
 

97

POISON/MY FOOD

54

STRANGLE ME

5

PUMP FULL OF LEAD

14

RUN ME OVER

3

STAB ME

12

FRYING PAN/TO FACE

2

SMOTHER/WITH BOOBS

5

TALK ME TO DEATH

2







If a female squirrel could talk, she might tell you that a male squirrel's package is about the size of what kind of nut?
 

97

PEANUT

51

PISTACHIO

4

WALNUT

16

PECAN

3

ACORN

14

ALMOND

2

PINE NUT

5

HAZELNUT

2







If a little kid asked the bank for a loan, what might he put up as collateral?
 

97

BIKE/BIG WHEEL

42

COMPUTER

3

TOY/WAGON

37

PIGGY BANK/MONEY

3

MOM/DAD

5

PET/FROG

2

BASEBALL GLOVE

3

COMIC BOOKS

2







We asked 100 married women...
If your husband decided he wanted to be a male stripper, what might the women in the audience do during his act?
 

97

LAUGH

39

BARF

5

CHEER/WHISTLE

17

THROW STUFF/TOMATO

5

MAKE IT RAIN

13

PASS OUT

4

LEAVE/BATHROOM

11

RUSH THE STAGE

3







We asked 100 men...
Name something about a woman that makes her the one.
 

97

PERSONALITY/'TUDE

33

LOVE

7

FACE/MOIST LIPS

24

SHE'S BRAINY

4

CHARACTER/VALUES

15

SHE CAN COOK

4

BABEALICIOUS BOD

8

BLACK BELT IN BOOTY

2







What might a horse trainer use on a horse that she'd also use on her man in the bedroom?
 

96

CROP/WHIP

69

BLINDERS

3

BRUSH

7

SPURS

3

SADDLE

5

BRIDLE/REINS/BIT

3

HARNESS/COLLAR

3

BALM/JELLY/OIL

3







Name something a pothead really loves to do right after smoking pot.
 

96

MUNCH/EAT DORITOS

66

DRINK/BEER

3

SLEEP

12

TV/NATURE SHOWS

2

LIGHT ANOTHER

5

LAUGH

2

SUGAR THE COOKIE

4

MUSIC/SING KUMBAYA

2







Name a reason a woman hasn't seen her husband in a year.
 

96

DEPLOYMENT

57

HE'S DEAD

4

JOB/SPACE STATION

11

WALKED OUT

3

IN PRISON

10

SHE'S BLIND

2

LEGALLY SEPARATED

7

CHEATED

2







We asked 100 men...
Name something you'd hate for a women to tell you right after you've told her you want to break up.
 

96

I'M PREGNANT

57

BAD IN BED

5

WON THE LOTTO/RICH

9

LET'S BE FRIENDS

4

CHEATED/HAVE A GUY

9

GAVE YOU STD

4

I LOVE YOU

5

GOOD/GET LOST

3







We asked 100 women...
You know a man is just not into you if he does what while you're kissing him?
 

96

PHONE/TEXT

45

DOESN'T KISS BACK

7

PULLS/PUSHES AWAY

14

WATCHES TV

5

EYES OPEN/ROLLS EYES

12

YAWNS/NODS OFF

3

CHECKS OUT BABES

8

CHATS WITH YOU

2







We asked 100 married women...
Name something you wish your hubby would do just in the bathroom, not everywhere he goes.
 

96

BLOW BUTT KISSES

41

SPIT

9

PEE

11

BRUSH HIS TEETH

8

BLOW/PICK NOSE

10

CLIP HIS NAILS

6

LEAVE HIS CLOTHES

9

TRIM/PLUCK HAIRS

2







We asked 100 women...
Name something that women are better at making than men are.
 

96

DINNER/FOOD

37

A HOME

8

BABIES

18

CONVERSATION

7

A BED

10

SWEET LOVE

4

DECISIONS/PLANS

9

QUILTS/AFGHANS

3







We asked 100 men...
Assuming sex is the first thing, what's the second thing you're always thinking about?
 

96

FOOD/BACON

27

WORK

8

MONEY/BILLS

23

MY HEALTH

5

SLEEP

15

BEER

5

SEX AGAIN/BABES

9

SPORTS/FISHING

4







We asked 100 married women...
Name something your husband can be easily replaced by.
 

96

SEXY NEW BOO

26

BODY PILLOW

9

HANDYMAN/GARDENER

17

ROBOT

6

PET/CUTE RAT

16

MONEY, BABY!

6

CHARGED-UP VIBRATOR

14

COMPUTER

2







Name something you'd use as a last resort when you've run out of toilet paper.
 

96

TISSUE

19

TOWEL/WASHCLOTH

11

NEWSPAPER/MAG

17

CLOTHES/SOCK

9

PAPER TOWEL

14

HAND/FINGER

9

NAPKIN

11

A LEAF

6







Name a place a woman goes shopping for a piece of man meat.
 

95

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

56

GROCERY STORE

5

THE GYM

13

CHURCH

2

BUTCHER SHOP

10

SPORT'G GOODS STORE

2

STRIP JOINT

5

DELI/RESTAURANT

2







We asked 100 married women...
Name something you've had to teach your husband to do.
 

95

CLEAN/LAUNDRY

53

BE NICE/SENSITIVE

4

COOK/BAKE

20

BUDGET

3

CHANGE DIAPERS

6

SHAVE MY LEGS

2

PUT THE SEAT DOWN

5

SEW

2







We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: I meant to kiss her on the lips, but accidentally kissed her what?
 

95

NOSE/UP NOSTRIL

51

BUTT/BARK'G STARFISH

4

CHIN

13

NECK

3

CHEEK

12

EYE

3

EAR

6

HEAD/FOREHEAD

3







Fill in the blank: Grandma said her date was terrible because he forgot his what?
 

95

TEETH/BOTTOM ROW

42

PANTS

4

WALLET/MONEY

25

GLASSES

3

VIAGRA

10

NAME

3

HEARING AID

6

CONDOM/PRUNE-FLAVOR

2







Name something a man does at a party that embarrasses his wife.
 

95

GETS SLOSHED

37

SINGS/CHER SONGS

4

YAPS/BAD JOKES

29

BELCHES

3

DANCES/TWERKS

10

FARTS/ON THE FOOD

3

FLIRTS

7

CHEATS/SWAPS KEYS

2







If Santa started robbing banks, name something he might tell his elves to do.
 

95

BE LOOKOUTS

37

TAKE HOSTAGES

3

BAG/HIDE MONEY

28

COMMIT OTHER CRIMES

3

DRIVE SLEIGH/CAR

16

CAUSE A DIVERSION

2

PICK LOCKS/SNEAK IN

4

KEEP QUIET

2







We asked 100 single men...
Fill in the blank: I stay away from women who have what?
 

95

KIDS/EVIL SPAWN

37

SERIOUS 'TUDE

9

ILLNESS/OOZ'G SORE

15

DRUG HABITS

6

"BAGGAGE"

11

TATTOOS

5

JANKY TEETH

10

B.O./STANK BREATH

2







Name something a man might rub on his underwear to make them smell better.
 

95

COLOGNE/AFTERSHAVE

35

AIR FRESHENER

4

DEODORANT/AXE

29

LOTION

3

POWDER

11

FOOD/CHOCOLATE

3

FABRIC SOFTENER SHEET

8

FLOWER PETALS

2







We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: My wife loves me for my what?
 

95

SMARTS

33

BIG HEART

7

CASH WAD

21

BANGABLE BOD

4

MY HANDSOME FACE

12

STRENGTH

4

HUMOR

10

PATIENCE

4







Name something newlyweds remove from the kitchen table before making love on it.
 

95

DISHES/GLASSES

33

WHITE TABLECLOTH

8

SILVERWARE

20

EVERYTHING

6

SALT & PEPPER

11

CENTERPIECE/VASE

4

FOOD

10

LIT CANDLES

3







We asked 100 women...
Name a place you go to look at studs.
 

95

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

31

CHIPPENDALES

9

HARDWARE STORE

19

HORSE FARM/RANCH

6

GYM

16

HOME/MY BED

2

JEWELRY STORE

10

CONSTRUCT'N SITE

2







We asked 100 single women...
Name something that falls out of your date's pocket that makes you say, "I'm out of here."
 

95

PIECE FLEECE/CONDOM

29

HANDCUFFS/ZIP TIE

9

WEDDING RING

19

BLACK BOOK/PHONE #

6

GUN

14

DRUGS/BATH SALTS

5

KNIFE

9

PICS OF CHICKS

4







Oops -- you just accidentally e-mailed a naked picture of yourself to all your contacts. What do you do now?
 

95

CRY/FREAK/DIE

24

OWN IT/ASK 4 THEIRS

10

HIDE/FLEE COUNTRY

18

NADA/LAUGH IT OFF

7

OOPS, SORRY!

13

UNSEND/RECALL IT

6

I WAS HACKED!

13

SAY IT'S FAKE

4







We asked 100 married men...
What would you do if your wife's New Year's resolution was to not have sex with you for a year?
 

95

GET MAD/COMPLAIN

23

LOSE MY MIND

10

DIVORCE HER

19

ACCEPT/IT'S THE NORM

6

CHEAT

15

CELEBRATE!

6

DOODLE MY NOODLE

12

NEGOTIATE/DISCUSS

4







Name something Mickey Mouse has that other mice might wish they had.
 

94

MINNIE/A BABE

45

SPEECH/CUTE VOICE

6

PIMP DUDS/GLOVES

13

FAME

6

JOB/DISNEY MONEY

10

THEME PARKS

4

BIGGER EARS

7

THUMBS/BIG HANDS

3







When a nudist pays cash for something, they might pull it out of what?
 

94

BUTT/CADBURY CAVERN

41

WALLET

6

BAG/FANNY PACK

18

SOCK/SHOE

5

HAIR/HAIR TIE

8

ARMPIT

4

BOOBS/CLEAVAGE

8

HAT

4







We asked 100 married women...
Name something you don't like your husband to hear you do.
 

94

PEE/PINCH A LOAF

37

SING/HUM

5

LET ONE RIP

24

YELL

4

GOSSIP/ON PHONE

11

BURP

4

SNORE

6

BLOW CHUNKS

3







If Santa were having a midlife crisis, name something he would change.
 

94

SLEIGH/TO SPORTS CAR

36

REINDEER/EAT COMET

5

LOSE WEIGHT

23

HIS HAIR/MAN BUN

5

BEARD/SHAVE IT

8

DUMP MRS. CLAUS

5

SUIT/PIMP IT OUT

7

HOME/MOVE TO MIAMI

5







Name something in his apartment a lonely guy might slow dance with.
 

94

BROOM/MOP

35

PET/GREAT DANE

7

PILLOW/CUSHION

22

STUFFED ANIMAL

3

DOLL/MANNEQUIN

15

LONELY GIRL/GUY

2

LAMP

8

HIMSELF

2







When two nerds date, he puts a banana in his pants and she puts what fruit in her bra?
 

94

GRAPEFRUITS

27

COCONUTS

5

MELONS/HONEYDEW

24

PEACHES

3

ORANGES

23

GRAPES

2

APPLES

8

CHERRIES

2







We asked 100 women...
Name a musical instrument that looks like your body.
 

94

VIOLIN

25

HARP

9

GUITAR

16

BASS

8

TUBA

13

SAXOPHONE

6

CELLO

13

TRUMPET

4







Name the sport that feels best when you're completely naked.
 

93

SWIMMING

66

WATER POLO

2

WRESTLING

12

FISHING

2

VOLLEYBALL

4

TENNIS

2

SOCCER

3

BASEBALL

2







Name something a nurse might do to make a patient feel good.
 

93

GIVE MEDS

48

NEW PILLOW/TUCK IN

6

TALK/LISTEN

10

MASSAGE/RUB

6

SMILE

9

SING/SERENADE

3

SPONGE BATH

8

MAKE OUT/HUG

3







Name something on your body you're glad you only have one of.
 

93

NOSE

44

BELLY/WAISTLINE

6

BELLOWING BOOTY

15

NAVEL

4

MOUTH/TONGUE

9

CHIN

4

HEAD

8

BRAIN

3







We asked 100 women...
Name something that makes a guy look sleazy.
 

93

BAD HAIR/GREASY

40

BEARD/STACHE

9

TIGHT PANTS

13

JEWELRY/CHAIN

3

TANK/OPEN SHIRT

13

TOUPEE

2

SAGGING PANTS

11

BAD/GOLD TEETH

2







A beautiful nurse doesn't look very sexy when she's holding a what?
 

93

BEDPAN

37

CIGARETTE

3

NEEDLE

31

HEART/BODY PART

3

CATHETER/PEE BAG

7

CUP OF WHIZ/TO DRINK

3

ENEMA BAG

6

RECTAL THERMOMETER

3







Name something elephants do in a very big way.
 

93

WHIZ/LAY CABLE

35

BATHE

6

WALK/STAMPEDE

19

DIP THE WICK

4

EAT

13

DRINK

3

TRUMPET/SNORT

10

SNEEZE

3







Fill in the blank: A wife tells her husband, "You must be part woman because your ______ is so big."
 

93

BISCUIT/BUTT

31

EGO/HEAD

7

CHEST

27

BRAIN/IQ

3

MOUTH

10

HAIR

3

HEART/LOVE

9

BELLY/WAISTLINE

3







Name a lost item you'd hate to see sticking out of the cat's litter box.
 

93

JEWELRY/WATCH

29

DENTURES

5

TOOTHBRUSH

21

LIPSTICK

4

KEYS

19

MONEY/WALLET

3

CELL PHONE

9

BIRTH CTL./DIAPHRAGM

3







Name something a dog pees on that you'd be shocked to see a person pee on.
 

93

FIRE HYDRANT

29

COUCH/FURNITURE

7

FLOOR/CARPET

18

CAR/TIRE

5

TREE/BUSH

15

FENCE/ELECTRIC

3

PERSON/SHOE

13

GRASS/MY LAWN

3







Name something you might get on your rear end at a nudist camp.
 

93

SAND/DIRT

26

LEAF/GRASS

5

SUNBURN

25

A PERVY NUDIST

3

BUG/BITE/TICKS

17

POISON IVY/RASH

3

SLAP/PAT

11

TATTOO

3







Name a ticklish spot where your dog knows to lick you.
 

93

MY FEET/TOES

26

MY LEG/KNEE

5

MY NECK

22

MY BELLY/BUTTON

3

MY EAR/INSIDE IT

19

MY ARMS/PITS

3

MY FACE/CHEEK

12

MY HAND/PALM

3







We asked 100 women...
It's hard to be a woman. But name a reason you wouldn't want to be a man.
 

92

HAIRY BOD/SHAVE FACE

38

THEY SMELL

4

WANG/PEE STAND'G

27

CAN'T HAVE BABIES

3

WORK/PAY FOR STUFF

11

THEY GO BALD

2

ALWAYS MACHO

5

GOTTA DEAL W/ WOMEN

2







Name something Olive Oyl might tell Popeye he has to change about himself before she'll marry him.
 

92

QUIT SMOKING PIPE

36

NEW JOB/NO SAIL'G

6

DIET/LESS SPINACH

17

ODOR/SMELLY URINE

4

VOICE/CHUCKLE

12

BOD/FOREARMS

4

NO FIGHT'G/BE NICE

10

FACE/SQUINTY EYE

3







We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I'd dump my man if I found a ______ in his pants.
 

92

A HO'S PHONE #

33

A VA-JAY-JAY

3

A CONDOM

31

A HO'S PICTURE

2

A HO'S PANTIES/BRA

15

LOVE NOTE FROM HO

2

A HO

4

NECKLACE/JEWELRY

2







Name something you might need to help you get out of your skinny jeans.
 

92

SCISSORS

32

POWDER

2

OTHER PERSON

29

A ROOM

2

OIL/CRISCO

14

PLIERS

2

CROWBAR

9

A HOIST/WINCH

2







Name something you'd hate for someone to do right in your face.
 

92

SPIT

31

LIE

8

SNEEZE

14

TALK/YELL/CUSS

6

SPREAD BUTT & FART

14

COUGH

5

BURP

11

BLOW SMOKE

3







Name one specific thing a corpse might be wearing if his funeral is casual.
 

92

JEANS

29

HAWAIIAN SHIRT

8

SHORTS

20

TRACK SUIT

5

T-SHIRT/NASCAR TEE

14

TRUNKS/SPEEDO

4

PAJAMAS

8

POLO/GOLF SHIRT

4







If there were a Baby Olympics, tell me what one of the events might be.
 

91

CRAWL/100-METER

57

BEST NURSER

5

POO/DIAPER FILL-UP

8

SPIT-UP

3

CRYING/SCREAMING

7

TODDLING

2

BOTTLE TOSS

7

ROLLING OVER

2







Dogs understand about ten words. Name one of those specific words.
 

91

SIT

54

THEIR NAME

5

COME

11

STAY

4

WALK

6

FETCH

3

FOOD

6

TREAT

2







Oh no -- I was using super glue and now my finger's stuck to my what?
 

91

FACE/EYELID

44

EAR

4

HAND/FINGERS

19

TABLE/COUNTERTOP

3

HAIR/TOP OF HEAD

10

"PINK WEASEL"

3

CLOTHES

6

TUSH

2







We asked 100 married men...
Name something you aren't allowed to touch in your own home.
 

91

WIFE'S PURSE/$

39

THERMOSTAT

8

WASHER/LAUNDRY

12

TV REMOTE

6

STOVE

9

WIFE'S CLOTHES

5

MY WIFE

8

ALCOHOL

4







Name something that might be leaking where a plumber would be no help.
 

91

BLADDER/BODY

33

GROCERIES/MILK

3

THE ROOF

22

FRIDGE/FREEZER

3

CAR/TIRE

21

SECRETS/DATA

2

GAS LINE

5

BALLOON

2







We asked 100 men...
If you think you might be going there, tell me something you hope they have in hell.
 

91

ICE/WATER

33

AIR CONDITIONING

11

ICE CREAM/FOOD

17

A WAY OUT

2

GIRLS

12

FUN/HUMOR

2

BREWSKI/BOOZE

12

TV

2







You'd be suspicious about a job interview if they wanted to meet you where?
 

91

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

33

HOME/BEDROOM

9

STRIP JOINT

13

CAFE/MCDONALD'S

5

ALLEY/STREET CORNER

12

PARKING LOT

4

HOTEL/MOTEL

11

RESTROOM STALL

4







Fill in the blank: When a nudist goes out on a date, she might wear her best what?
 

91

JEWELRY

33

SMILE

9

SHOES/HEELS

11

MAKEUP/BRONZER

7

HAIR CLIP/BOW

10

HAT

7

PERFUME

9

HAIRDO/WIG

5







Name something you'd do if your date ate off your plate.
 

91

EAT OFF THEIRS

31

LEAVE/DUMP THEM

7

SLAP/STAB HAND

15

STOP EATING

6

SHARE/GIVE TO DATE

14

SAY SOMETHING/YELL

6

LAUGH/SMILE COYLY

8

ORDER MORE

4







If you want to be comfortable in the afterlife, what should you wear when they bury you?
 

91

PAJAMAS/NIGHTGOWN

27

SHOES/SLIPPERS

9

SWEATS

15

JEANS

6

NOTHING

14

UNDIES/LINGERIE

5

T-SHIRT

10

SHORTS

5







In your nightmares, what is your boss doing to you at work?
 

91

YELL'G/INSULT'G ME

26

FLIRT'G/KISS'G

7

FIRING ME

24

KILLING/EATING ME

5

WHIP'G/TORTURING

13

WATCHING ME

4

PILING ON WORK

9

GETTING LUCKY

3







Name something you might stuff in one of Pillsbury Doughboy's buns.
 

91

WIENER/MEAT

26

JAM/JELLY

7

CHEESE

17

CHOCOLATE/CHIPS

7

BUTTER

14

CINNAMON

7

RAISINS/FRUIT

8

LUBED FINGER/FIST

5







We asked 100 women...
Name a card game that describes your love life.
 

91

HEARTS

22

POKER

6

SOLITAIRE

22

GIN RUMMY

6

OLD MAID

17

GO FISH

5

UNO

10

WAR

3







We asked 100 women...
If you want to attract a man, name a food you should rub all over your body.
 

91

BACON

22

PIZZA

6

CHOCOLATE

18

BBQ SAUCE

4

STEAK

17

STRAWBERRIES/FRUIT

4

WHIPPED CREAM

17

HONEY

3







Name something a man might reach for if his zipper breaks at work.
 

91

STAPLER

21

PAPER CLIP

10

PIN/SAFETY PIN

19

FILE FOLDER

7

TAPE

11

HIS DANGLING DINGUS

7

HIS COAT/SWEATER

11

PLIERS

5







Name a part of your body you could use to play "Jingle Bells."
 

91

HANDS/FINGERS

19

BELLY

13

MOUTH/TEETH

16

JINGLE BALLS

5

BOOBS/NIP RINGS

15

NOSE

5

ARMS/ARMPITS

14

CHEEKS/JOWLS

4







We asked 100 women...
Name a good-looking talk show host you like to watch on TV while you're making love.
 

91

ANDERSON COOPER

15

MONTEL WILLIAMS

11

STEVE HARVEY

13

CONAN O'BRIEN

10

JIMMY FALLON

13

DR. OZ

10

HARRY CONNICK, JR.

13

CARSON DALY

6







Name something a man has that a woman might wonder if it's real.
 

90

HAIR

53

A JOB/WITH CIA

5

ROLEX/JEWELRY

11

BANK ACCOUNT

3

ANKLE SPANKER

6

INTELLIGENCE

3

MUSCLES/6-PACK

6

TEETH

3







Name something a woman does that gets a man's blood pressure rising.
 

90

TALKS/ARGUES/LIES

45

LAP DANCE

3

SHOPS/SPENDS $

20

DRESSES SEXY

3

GETS NAKED

12

CHANGES HER MIND

2

CHEATS ON HIM

3

DRIVES

2







Fill in the blank: Banana ______.
 

90

BANANA SPLIT

41

BANANA PUDDING

5

BANANA BOAT

14

BANANA CREAM/PIE

5

BANANA REPUBLIC

12

BANANA PEEL

4

BANANA HAMMOCK

6

BANANARAMA

3







Name something that's romantic to a woman but sappy to a man.
 

90

MOVIE/BRIDGET JONES

35

POETRY

3

FLOWERS

30

LOVE LETTER/CARD

3

CANDLELIGHT

9

SLOW DANCING

2

MUSIC/SERENADING

6

ROMANCE NOVEL

2







We asked 100 women...
Name an occupation whose sexy men might show up in your dreams.
 

90

FIREFIGHTER

33

DOC/PLASTIC SURGEON

9

CONSTRUCTION

15

MODEL

7

EXOTIC DANCER

11

COWBOY

3

ACTOR

10

MASSEUR

2







Name something you'd hate to be in the middle of when your cat decides to jump on you.
 

90

ROMANCING THE BONE

31

A BATH/SHOWER

9

EATING

19

DRINKING

5

PEEING/POWER DUMP

12

COOKING

3

SLEEP'G/DREAM'G

9

A FIGHT

2







Name something some guys do with their hair that looks stupid.
 

90

COMB-OVER

28

GREASE/GEL IT

8

MAN BUN/TOP KNOT

15

PONYTAIL/PIGTAILS

8

MOHAWK/FAUXHAWK

11

COLOR/FROST TIPS

5

SPIKE IT

10

SHAVE IT BALD

5







Name something a man would hate to realize he inherited from his mother.
 

89

BODY/MASSIVE JUGS

46

HER DEBT

3

PERSONALITY/NAGGING

19

CLOTHES/PANTIES

3

FACE/CHICLET TEETH

8

HER VOICE

3

HEALTH ISSUES

4

BALDNESS/HAIRLINE

3







Name something a farmer's wife likes to watch the farmer do because it turns her on.
 

89

MILK THEM TEATS!

42

RIDE TRACTOR

4

PLOW/HOE

17

PLANT/HARVEST

4

BALE/STACK HAY

11

RIDE A HORSE

4

DRESS/UNDRESS

5

CHURN BUTTER

2







Name something you never want to see your mother wearing.
 

89

LINGERIE/NIGHTIE

38

MY CLOTHES

3

BIKINI/SWIMSUIT

35

HER BIRTHDAY SUIT

2

TIGHT PANTS/JEANS

4

HOSE/FISHNETS

2

MINISKIRT

3

CROP TOP

2







We asked 100 married women...
Tell me something your husband is full of.
 

89

DOODY

35

KNOWLEDGE

7

LOVE

13

EXCUSES

5

HIMSELF

12

"HOT AIR"

4

HUMOR/JOKES

10

GAS

3







Fill in the blank: A girl might say, "My mom doesn't like my boyfriend's" what?
 

89

'TUDE/PERSONALITY

30

CLOTHES/MOCCASINS

7

HAIR/PIGTAILS

18

CAR/VW VAN

7

TATTOO/OF ME NUDE

9

JOB

6

FAMILY/6 KIDS

8

UGLY/PSYCHO FACE

4







Name something Captain Hook must always remember to do with his good hand, not his hook hand.
 

89

WIPE HIS BOOTY

29

EAT

3

SCRATCH/RUB AN ITCH

28

WASH

3

PICK/BLOW NOSE

14

BRUSH HIS HAIR

3

SHAKE HANDS/HIGH-5

7

PEE & SHAKE IT

2







At Christmas, name a decoration a wife might wear in the bedroom with nothing else on.
 

89

MISTLETOE/ON NAVEL

28

GARLAND

8

BOW/RIBBON

20

A WREATH

3

SEXY SANTA SUIT

15

JINGLE BELLS

3

TINSEL

9

LIGHTS

3







Name something the worst male stripper in the world might only have one of.
 

89

OUTFIT/PICKLE POUCH

24

EYE

8

TESTICLE/BRO GLOBE

20

TIP/DOLLAR

6

LEG/FOOT

11

PATRON/FAN

6

ROUTINE/MOVE

10

NIPPLE

4







Name something you'd see grandma wearing that tells you she's looking for a new man.
 

89

MAKEUP/EXTRA BLUSH

23

PEARLS/JEWELRY

7

DRESS/SKIRT

21

LOW-CUT BLOUSE

5

LINGERIE/NIGHTIE

15

FALSE TEETH

5

HEELS/NEW SNEAKERS

8

NEW HAIRDO/WIG

5







Name someone you'd be surprised to see smoking a joint.
 

88

THE POPE/CLERGY

31

GRANNY/GRAMPS

5

MY PARENTS

24

A COP

3

ME!

10

A KID/MINE

3

PREZ/POLITICIAN

9

MOTHER-IN-LAW

3







Name something a man loses in the divorce that his ex-wife might send him a picture of her new man using.
 

88

CAR/TRUCK

56

LAWN MOWER

3

HERSELF/HER BOOBS

8

HIS CLOTHES/ROBE

3

HOUSE

7

BED

3

BOAT

5

TV

3







We asked 100 women...
If you could test-drive a man, where would you take him to see how he performs?
 

88

STRAIGHT TO BED

38

HIGHWAY/OPEN ROAD

4

KITCHEN

25

OUTDOORS/MTN. HIKE

4

STORE/MALL

5

MOM'S/FAMILY GATHER'G

4

HOTEL/RESORT

4

RESTAURANT

4







Name a reason you wouldn't want to be a frog.
 

88

SHORT LIFE/EATEN

21

TOO WARTY

10

EAT BUGS

14

CROAK/DON'T TALK

9

I HATE WATER/SWIM'G

12

HAVE TO HOP

6

TOO SLIMY

12

GREEN ISN'T MY COLOR

4







If your boss called you into his office, what would you not want to see him holding?
 

87

PINK SLIP

56

SEX TOY/WHIP

3

FINAL PAYCHECK

7

WEB HISTORY/EMAIL

3

WEAPON

6

MY WIFE/MATE

3

HIS DINKY

6

BOX/BAG TO PACK

3







If he believed in the afterlife, name something that Hugh Hefner might say he wanted to be buried with him.
 

87

PLAYMATES/BABES

51

HIS PIPE

4

PLAYBOY MAGAZINE

9

VIAGRA

4

HIS ROBE & PJS

8

BUNNY EARS/COSTUME

3

HIS MILLIONS

6

BREAST IMPLANTS

2







Tell me somewhere couples really shouldn't start making out.
 

87

CHURCH/TEMPLE

46

PARK/PLAYGROUND

4

CAR/FREEWAY

11

ELEVATOR

4

STORE/MALL

9

CAFE/WAFFLE HOUSE

3

MOVIE/PLAY

7

FUNERAL/BY CASKET

3







We asked 100 married women...
Name a reason your husband could never play James Bond.
 

87

TOO FAT/NOT FIT

37

CAN'T USE A GUN

7

NO ACCENT

9

DOESN'T DRINK

7

TOO OLD

9

NOT A MANSLUT

6

BALD

8

TOO SHORT

4







We asked 100 married people...
Besides the obvious, name something it would be fun to do naked with your spouse.
 

87

SKINNY-DIP

36

HIT BEACH/SUNBATHE

4

BATHE/SHOWER

26

DANCE

3

HOT TUB/SPA

8

PLAY TWISTER

3

WRESTLE/IN MUD

4

WATCH MOVIES/TV

3







Name something a man should have before telling his wife he wants a divorce.
 

87

A GOOD LAWYER

34

A PRENUP

5

CASH/SWISS ACCOUNT

20

BODY ARMOR/CUP

4

PLACE TO CRASH

10

LIFE INSURANCE

4

A REASON

7

DIVORCE PAPERS

3







If Abraham Lincoln were on a dating site, name something he'd say about himself that would appeal to any woman of today.
 

87

TALL DRINK O' WATER

31

TRENDY BEARD

3

HONEST

31

EVERYONE'S EQUAL

3

I'M THE PREZ, YO

8

SLIM/SWIMMER BOD

3

BRAINIAC

5

STRONG/BIG HANDS

3







At the stage deli, what kind of sandwich should be named the Steve Harvey special?
 

87

HAM

28

MEATBALL

7

ROAST BEEF

14

TURKEY

6

BOLOGNA

13

REUBEN/CORNED BEEF

6

PASTRAMI

9

CHICKEN/DARK MEAT

4







If a friendly ghost lived in your house, name something nice it might do for you.
 

86

HOUSEWORK/COOK

57

GRAB ME A BEER/WINE

3

SCARE OFF/IN-LAWS

11

BE MY BUD/CHILL

3

TURN LIGHT ON/OFF

5

CHECK ON KID/PLAY

2

MASSAGE ME/CUDDLE

3

ENTERTAIN/TAP DANCE

2







A woman shouldn't expect her man to cuddle when he's in the middle of what?
 

86

WATCH'G TV/SPORTS

44

REPAIRS/FIX'G CAR

7

WORK/MEETING

9

DRIVING

3

EATING

9

PAYING BILLS/TAXES

3

SLEEPING

8

A WHIZ/DUMP

3







We asked 100 women...
Tell me a country where you think the men are sexier than American men.
 

86

ITALY

35

SPAIN

6

FRANCE

15

IRELAND

4

AUSTRALIA

12

BRAZIL

4

ENGLAND

6

NORWAY

4







We asked 100 women...
If a rude man calls your breasts melons, what food might you call his package?
 

86

WIENER

33

RAISIN

6

PICKLE/GHERKIN

16

CUCUMBER

5

PEANUT/NUT

13

BANANA

4

GRAPE

6

BABY CARROT

3







Name something the nicest jail in the world would have in every cell for the prisoners.
 

86

FLAT-SCREEN TV

33

FOOD/KITCHEN

6

PRIVATE BATHROOM

15

SPA/HOT TUB

5

COMPUTER/WIFI

12

CELL PHONE

4

NICE BED/BEDDING

7

KEYS/EXIT DOOR

4







When Mr. Potato Head plays strip poker, what's the first thing to go?
 

86

HAT

32

EYES

5

NOSE

19

HAIR/TOUPEE

5

EARS

11

MUSTACHE

5

SHOES/FEET

5

GLASSES

4







We asked 100 married women...
My man thinks he's a lion in the bedroom. But he's more like a what?
 

86

PUSSYCAT/KITTEN

30

TIGER

9

LAMB

15

APE/MONKEY

4

BEAR/TEDDY BEAR

11

PIG

3

DOG/PUPPY

11

RABBIT

3







Name something a man might decorate his beard with at Christmastime.
 

86

TINSEL

19

GLITTER/SPARKLES

11

ORNAMENTS

14

MISTLETOE

9

RIBBONS/BOWS

12

CANDY/FOOD

6

LIGHTS

11

COLD, WET SNOW

4







Name a hot food that a hot babe might call herself.
 

84

HOT TAMALE

34

HOT FUDGE/SUNDAE

3

CHILI/PEPPER

28

HOT/SWEET POTATO

3

HOT CHOCOLATE

6

TACO

3

CHERRY PIE

4

HOT WINGS

3







If he had a death wish, name an animal a man might compare his wife's legs to.
 

84

ELEPHANT

33

GIRAFFE

3

BIRD/OSTRICH

21

COW/BULL

3

HIPPO

13

GATOR/CROC

3

BEAR

5

MONKEY/APE

3







Name an animal that makes a sexy sound.
 

83

CAT/IN HEAT

54

BEAR

2

TIGER

9

GOOSE

2

LEOPARD

6

DOLPHIN

2

LION

6

SHEEP

2







Name something surprising that Judge Judy might be hiding under her robe.
 

83

GUN

27

BOOZE/FLASK

5

BIKINI/SEXY DUDS

18

SNACK/TUNA SANDWICH

4

FIT NUDE BOD

14

PAJAMAS

3

TOY

9

PET/HISSY KITTY

3







We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I love a man with ______. Too bad my man doesn't have it.
 

83

HAIR

20

HEART/COMPASSION

7

MONEY

18

HUMOR/CHARM

6

BRAINS/SENSE

13

HOT BODY

4

AMBITION/A JOB

11

CLASS/MANNERS

4







We asked 100 men...
If your doctor was an amateur magician, what might he pull out of his bottom?
 

83

THERMOMETER

18

RABBIT

11

STETHOSCOPE

17

NEEDLE

5

HIS BILL

13

GAUZE

4

SCALPEL

12

GLOVES

3







Name the most popular thing to ride at a nudist camp.
 

82

BICYCLE

30

WAVES/SURFBOARD

5

HORSE

20

CAMEL

3

EACH OTHER

13

SEESAW

3

WATERSLIDE

5

BOAT/RAFT

3







Name something that would upset a woman if her man did it right after he kissed her.
 

82

WIPED HIS MOUTH

27

BRUSHED TEETH

5

BURPED

19

LEFT/DUMPED HER

4

SPIT

13

YAWNED

4

THREW UP

6

MADE FACE/CRINGED

4







We asked 100 married men...
Name something your wife wants you to stop doing.
 

82

SNORING

18

BURPING

9

FARTING/DUTCH OVEN

16

SMOKING

7

WATCHING PORN

12

BREATHING

5

CUSSING/AT KIDS

11

LEAVING SEAT UP

4







Name a specific part of your body you would lick if you had a tongue the size of an anteater.
 

82

MY TWANGER

18

MY BELLY/BUTTON

9

MY ELBOW

14

MY CHIN

7

MY EAR/CANAL

12

MY BACK

6

MY RUNNY NOSE

11

MY TICKLY TOES

5







Name a question you think women ask Steve Harvey all the time.
 

81

MARRIED/SINGLE?

40

WHY STACHE?/REAL?

4

RUB YOUR HEAD?

12

WHERE BUY SUITS?

4

BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

8

LOVE ADVICE?

4

HOW OLD?

5

WHO ARE YOU?

4







Fill in the blank: You should never tell your boss that she's what?
 

81

BORDERLINE OBESE

38

WRONG

5

MEAN/CRABBY

11

LAZY

3

CUTE/HOT

10

HO

3

DUMB/BOX O' ROCKS

8

OVER THE HILL

3







Name an appliance that describes your moves in the bedroom.
 

79

BLENDER

20

MICROWAVE

6

OVEN/STOVE

16

VACUUM/HOOVER

5

WASHER

16

SLOW COOKER

5

TOASTER

7

MIXER

4







Name something some people do and don't care who's watching.
 

78

PICK THEIR NOSE

30

TALK/YELL

6

DANCE

13

YAWN

4

KISS/GROPE/PDA

10

PEE

4

SCRATCH/ADJUST

8

EAT LIKE A PIG

3







Name a place where you avoid making eye contact with people.
 

78

RESTROOM/PEE TROUGH

26

ELEVATOR

7

JAIL/POLICE STN.

12

MALL/STORE

6

BAR/FULL O' SKANKS

10

DOCTOR'S OFFICE

5

SUBWAY

7

CHURCH

5







Name something people do with their fingers.
 

78

SNAP 'EM

23

PICK THEIR NOSE

6

TYPE/TEXT

18

COUNT

6

LICK/SUCK ON 'EM

8

WRITE/FINGER PAINT

5

EAT

7

CRACK KNUCKLES

5







Some noses are the shape of what specific food?
 

76

BANANA

25

BROCCOLI

3

PEAR

22

CAULIFLOWER

3

CARROT

13

GRAPE

3

CHEESE WEDGE

4

POTATO/MASHED

3







Name something you did at work that was inappropriate.
 

71

MAD/CUSS/FLIP OFF

16

FLIRT/KISS/SPANK

9

SLEEP/ALL 8 HOURS

11

BOINK/ON DESK

6

TALK/GOSSIP/JOKE

11

LIE

4

FART/IN LUNCH ROOM

10

SURF WEB

4







Name something that wipes you out.
 

69

EXERCISE/RUNNING

26

KIDS/GRANDKIDS

5

WORK

14

BOOZING IT UP

5

SUN/HEAT

7

TOILET PAPER

3

TAPPIN' HOT TAIL

6

HOMEWORK/TESTS

3







Name an alcoholic drink a stripper might call herself.
 

64

MARGARITA

11

MARTINI

9

TEQUILA

11

SEX ON THE BEACH

7

BRANDY

10

BUTTERY NIPPLE

4

BLOODY MARY

9

SCREWDRIVER

3







Name something on a car you'd be surprised a doctor called one of your body parts.
 

61

BUMPER

13

STICK SHIFT/GEAR

6

TIRE/WHEEL

11

HORN

5

HEADLIGHTS/LAMPS

10

HOOD/ORNAMENT

5

TRUNK

6

ENGINE/MOTOR

5







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