Give me a word that rhymes with "hustle."
 

100

BUSTLE

73


MUSCLE

15


RUSTLE

9


TUSSLE

3








Name something you start doing when you hear your favorite song on the radio.
 

100

SINGING/HUMMING

64


DANCING/MOVING

30


CRANKIN' VOLUME

4


SMILING

2








We asked 100 single men...
Fill in the blank: My dating life has suffered because I have a fear of what?
 

100

COMMITMENT/MARRIAGE

59


REJECTION/FAILURE

21


WOMEN/TALK'G TO

18


VD/SYPHILIS

2








Playboys change their women as often as they change their what?
 

99

UNDIES/CLOTHES

92


CARS

3


BEDSHEETS

2


MIND/OPINIONS

2








Name an occupation that works with buns.
 

99

BAKER/FOOD INDUSTRY

90


FITNESS TRAINER

4


MASSAGE THERAPIST

3


STRIPPER

2








Name something a department store Santa might hate about his job.
 

99

KIDS/PEE ON HIM

89


LONG HOURS

6


LOW PAY

2


THE SUIT/IT'S DIRTY

2








Name a kind of hoop.
 

99

HULA HOOP

74


BASKETBALL HOOP

18


EARRING HOOP

4


EMBROIDERY HOOP

3








Name something you think of when you hear the word "rover."
 

99

DOG/WALKERS

65


CAR/RANGE ROVER

20


RED ROVER/GAME

10


MARS ROVER/SPACE

4








We asked 100 married men...
What were you doing the last time you told your mate you were working late?
 

99

WORKING

56


DRINKIN'

36


ON A DATE/CHEATING

5


SHOPPING/FOR CARS

2








We asked 100 men...
Name something you're embarrassed to buy in a small size.
 

99

CLOTHES/SHOES

51


WOODY HOODIES

43


CAR

3


TV

2








We asked 100 married men...
Your wife is out of town. What do you invite your guy friends over to do?
 

99

WATCH TV/SPORTS

51


CARDS/GAMES

26


DRINK BEER

13


WORK ON CARS

9








Name something you wouldn't want to find a worm in.
 

98

APPLE/FOOD

87


ME/MY INTESTINES

5


BEVERAGE/TEQUILA

4


MY BED

2








Name something that makes you breathe hard.
 

98

EXERCISE/STAIRS

75


SEX/A HOTTIE

17


ALLERGIES/A COLD

4


HOT TEMPERATURES

2








Name something you think of when you hear the word "Caesar."
 

98

SALAD/DRESSING

71


JULIUS/ROME/RULER

21


CAESARS PALACE/CASINO

3


PIZZA/LITTLE CAESARS

3








Name something that might be a day old.
 

98

FOOD

71


A BABY

16


ANIMAL/INSECT

8


NEWS

3








Give me a word that rhymes with "fickle."
 

98

PICKLE

71


NICKEL

13


TICKLE

12


SICKLE

2








Tell me a place that dead people hang out.
 

98

CEMETERY

70


MORTUARY/MORGUE

17


HEAVEN/HELL

9


HAUNTED HOUSE

2








Name something a rich wife hopes the maid doesn't steal.
 

98

DIAMONDS/JEWELRY

65


HUSBAND

24


SILVER/SILVERWARE

6


MONEY

3








Fill in the blank: An invitation to a really cheap wedding might say, "Bring your ______."
 

98

OWN BOOZE

64


OWN FOOD/CAKE

25


OWN CHAIR

6


PURSE/WALLET/CASH

3








Some like it hot and some like it cold. What?
 

98

BEVERAGE/COFFEE

63


FOOD/PIZZA

22


WEATHER

8


SHOWER

5








We asked 100 men...
Name something Mickey Mouse has that you wouldn't want to have.
 

98

BIG EARS

63


A TAIL

20


HIGH VOICE

10


MINNIE MOUSE

5








We asked 100 women...
I'd never be a stripper, but I wouldn't mind having their what?
 

98

BOD/FIRM MELONS

58


TIPS/CASH

32


TALENT/FLEXIBILITY

5


CONFIDENCE

3








Fill in the blank: Mrs. Claus put Santa on a diet because he no longer fits into what?
 

98

HIS CLOTHES/BOOTS

57


THE SLEIGH

35


CHIMNEYS

3


BED

3








Name something a person might use to cover bald spots.
 

98

HAT/BERET

51


WIG/TOUPEE/WEAVE

37


COMB-OVER/OWN HAIR

5


SPRAY PAINT/COLOR

5








Name something slobs don't bother to do that saves a lot of time.
 

98

CLEAN UP/LAUNDRY

49


BATHE/WASH UP

31


SHAVE

15


USE NAPKIN/WIPE MOUTH

3








We asked 100 men...
Name something you and your dog like to roll around on.
 

98

BED/FURNITURE

41


GROUND/GRASS/MUD

36


FLOOR/CARPET

18


PILE OF LEAVES

3








Name something you'd hate to fall out of your mouth.
 

97

TEETH/DENTURES

82


FOOD/GUM

9


DROOL/SALIVA

4


MY TONGUE/MY LOVER'S

2








Name something that breaks out.
 

97

FACE/SKIN BLEMISH

81


CONVICT

11


PET/ANIMAL

3


FLU/EPIDEMIC

2








It seems like there's never a good time to ask for what?
 

97

MONEY/A RAISE

77


NOOKIE

13


FOOD/CANDY

5


TIME OFF WORK/VACAY

2








Name someplace where you might see Santa before Christmas.
 

97

MALL/STORE

77


BAR/NIGHTCLUB

10


NORTH POLE/HOME

8


PARADE

2








If toys come from the North Pole, how come they say "Made in" where?
 

97

CHINA

75


USA

17


TAIWAN

3


JAPAN

2








Name something you carry on your back.
 

97

BACKPACK/BAG

73


BURDENS/PRESSURE

13


CHILD

7


CLOTHES/TIED SWEATER

4








We asked 100 married men...
After you die, what do you suspect your wife will do before you're even buried?
 

97

GET/SPEND THE $

70


CRY

15


FIND A NEW SCHMUCK

7


GET RID OF MY STUFF

5








Name something ducks do.
 

97

QUACK

69


SWIM

20


FLY

5


WADDLE

3








What would you do if you noticed your boss forgot to zip up his fly?
 

97

TELL HIM/GESTURE

69


LAUGH

15


LOOK AWAY/IGNORE

11


ASK GUY TO TELL HIM

2








Name a type of cone.
 

97

ICE CREAM/WAFFLE

68


PINE CONE

10


PYLON/TRAFFIC CONE

10


SNOW CONE

9








Name something a woman might do with her ex's underwear.
 

97

BURN 'EM

67


THROW 'EM AWAY

24


CLEAN/TOILET

4


WEAR 'EM

2








Name something of yours that the older it gets, the more money you have to put into it.
 

97

CAR/TRUCK

62


HOUSE

24


ME/MY BODY

8


BANK ACCT./IRA

3








Name something that a person with long legs might not be able to fit into.
 

97

CAR

57


PANTS

19


AIRPLANE SEAT

12


AMUSEMENT RIDE

9








We asked 100 women...
Name something that happens on a girls' night out.
 

97

DRINK/GET SLOSHED

56


GOSSIP/GABFEST

21


LAUGH

15


DANCE/ON POLE

5








What's your favorite way to work up a sweat?
 

97

EXERCISE/SPORTS

50


MAKING LOVE

38


DANCING

7


COOKING

2








We asked 100 married women...
Name something of your man's you love to smell.
 

97

AFTERSHAVE/COLOGNE

46


HAIR/SWEATY BOD

31


HIS SHIRT

18


HIS COOKING

2








We asked 100 men...
Name a question you should never ask a woman if you want to live to talk about it.
 

97

WHADDA YA WEIGH?

44


HOW OLD ARE YOU?

35


YOU PREGNANT?

16


DYE YOUR HAIR?

2








A boss might tell an employee, "You're getting" what?
 

97

A RAISE/BONUS

42


FIRED/LAID OFF

35


LAZY/SLOW

11


PROMOTED

9








We asked 100 women...
Which job in the circus has the sexiest men?
 

97

ACROBAT/TRAPEZE

42


ANIMAL TRAINER

28


STRONGMAN

22


CLOWN

5








Name something you clinch when you're stressed out.
 

97

TEETH/JAW

38


HANDS/FISTS

36


STRESS BALL

18


BUTT/RING OF FIRE

5








A bald guy might start the rumor that bald guys make better what?
 

96

LOVERS

88


FOOD/MEALS

4


MONEY

2


HUBBIES/BOYFRIENDS

2








Name something a man might brag that he once made love in the back of.
 

96

CAR/TRUCK/HEARSE

83


MOVIE THEATER

6


AIRPLANE

4


SCHOOL/SCHOOL GYM

3








If a man says, "I'm too sexy for my shirt," his wife might say, "No, you're too" what "for it"?
 

96

FAT/BIG/ROUND

82


OLD

10


SMALL/SKINNY

2


UGLY/HOMELY

2








Name a way people lose all their money.
 

96

GAMBLE/LOTTO

82


INVEST/IN SCAM

10


DRUGS

2


MARRIAGE/DIVORCE

2








Name something a man hopes might happen when he wears his lucky underwear.
 

96

SCORES W/ HOTTIE

78


WINS LOTTO/BIG $$$

9


A DATE/FUTURE WIFE

5


HIS TEAM WINS

4








Name something you ride on that you hope doesn't make you throw up.
 

96

AMUSEMENT RIDE

75


BOAT/SHIP

15


AIRPLANE

4


BUS

2








Name something you'd hate to discover bit you while you were sleeping.
 

96

BUG/SPIDER

67


SNAKE

22


RAT/MOUSE

4


BAT

3








Name something that might be rippling.
 

96

WATER/STREAM

61


BODY/MUSCLES

29


POTATO CHIPS/CHIPS

4


TIGHT PANTS

2








We asked 100 women...
Name an animal that's more affectionate than your man.
 

96

DOG

59


STRAY CAT

32


COW

3


TIGER

2








We asked 100 married women...
I'd like to trade in my old man for a new what?
 

96

MODEL/YOUNG & RICH

57


CAR

20


HOUSE

16


HOUSEKEEPER

3








Name something that happened to King Kong.
 

96

HE WAS KILLED

55


HE FELL IN LOVE

22


CLIMBED SKYSCRAPER

13


HE WAS CAPTURED

6








Name something you might see people push down the street.
 

96

STROLLER

54


CART/SHOPPING CART

31


STALLED CAR

7


BICYCLE

4








Name something big you hope is in the small package someone gives you.
 

96

CASH/GIFT CARD

46


DIAMOND/JEWELRY

41


CAR KEYS

6


CELL PHONE

3








Tell me something you might describe as a dead end.
 

96

STREET/ROAD

46


JOB/JOB SEARCH

41


MARRIAGE/RELA'SHIP

6


LIFE

3








Name something specific a mortician might not put on someone if it's a closed casket.
 

96

CLOTHES/SHOES

42


MAKEUP

39


JEWELRY/WATCH

13


A SMILE

2








Name something a little baby wears that a man who's a big baby would look ridiculous in.
 

96

DIAPER

41


BIB

31


ONESIE/SLEEPER

20


BONNET

4








A man should never say that his mother does what better than his wife?
 

95

COOKS

84


HOUSEWORK/LAUNDRY

6


KISSES

3


LOVES HIM

2








Name something that should never be left alone.
 

95

BABY/CHILD

82


FIRE/CANDLE

7


PUPPY/PET

4


MONEY/GOLD

2








Name something that can happen in a house that would make it a tough sell.
 

95

MURDER/DEATH

79


WATER DAMAGE/MOLD

10


FIRE

4


GHOSTS TAKE OVER

2








Name something that might be missing a piece.
 

95

JIGSAW PUZZLE

79


BOARD GAME/CHESS

6


CAKE/PIE

6


CHAIN/JEWELRY

4








Name something you hope your company gives you when you retire.
 

95

MONEY/PENSION

78


LEGENDARY PARTY

8


GOLD WATCH

5


HEALTH INSURANCE

4








Name something from high school that still fits.
 

95

DUDS/SHOES/CAP

72


JEWELRY/CLASS RING

17


REPUTATION/EGO

3


NAME/NICKNAME

3








We asked 100 single women...
Fill in the blank: You were very attracted to your blind date until you realized he reminded you of your ______.
 

95

EX

69


BROTHER

14


BOSS

7


DAD

5








Tell me one difference between a chicken and a rooster.
 

95

GENDER

68


CHICKENS LAY EGGS

11


ROOSTERS CROW

11


ROOSTER'S COMB/CROWN

5








In a state where marijuana is legal, name a kind of business that is booming.
 

95

FAST-FOOD/GROCERY

61


DISPENSARY

23


PARAPHERNALIA/SHOP

8


FERTILIZER

3








We asked 100 single men...
I want a woman who will laugh at my jokes, not at my what?
 

95

"BABY CARROT"/BODY

59


FACE/BEAK

31


MISTAKES

3


CLOTHES

2








Name a holiday that women seem to enjoy more than men do.
 

95

VALENTINE'S DAY

59


CHRISTMAS

27


MOTHER'S DAY

6


EASTER

3








Name something that might get into your bathing suit if you fall asleep at the beach.
 

95

SAND

51


CRABS

32


BUGS/SAND FLEAS

10


BIRD/SEAGULL

2








Name something you leave on all night when your spouse is out of town.
 

95

LIGHT/PORCH LIGHT

51


THE TV

27


CLOTHES/NIGHTIE

15


MUSIC

2








Name something people show their love for by hugging it.
 

95

PEOPLE/KIDS

45


PETS/DOGS

37


STUFFED ANIMALS

10


TREES

3








We asked 100 single men...
What would you do if the woman you're making love to started texting?
 

95

LEAVE

44


KEEP GOING

39


GET MAD

9


TEXT HER/"HELLO?"

3








We asked 100 women...
Name something you need to throw a pity party.
 

95

ICE CREAM/FOOD

36


WINE/BOOZE

33


A REASON/BREAKUP

19


KLEENEX/TEARS

7








Name a place where women are excited and men are bored.
 

94

MALL/STORE

82


BEAUTY SALON

6


BABY SHOWER

4


MALE STRIP JOINT

2








Besides a dog, name an animal that someone might have for emotional support.
 

94

CAT

82


BIRD/PARROT

4


MONKEY/CHIMP

4


PIG

4








Name something some men are amazed to see a woman fix by herself.
 

94

FLAT TIRE/CAR

78


TOILET/PLUMBING

12


HAIR/BEEHIVE UPDO

2


MEAL

2








Name something people shop around for a really good pair of.
 

94

SHOES/SNEAKERS

77


JEANS

7


GLASSES/SHADES

7


BOOBS/IMPLANTS

3








Fill in the blank (and you must match exactly): Shut your ______.
 

94

MOUTH

74


TRAP

8


FACE

7


PIE HOLE

5








Name something a man might spend a lot of money on just to impress a first date.
 

94

DINNER/MEAL

72


CLOTHES/SUIT

11


FLOWERS

7


CAR/LIMO

4








Give me a word that rhymes with "nanny."
 

94

FANNY

71


GRANNY

9


CANNY/UNCANNY

7


DANNY

7








We asked 100 single women...
Be honest -- if you had to pay for a date, where would you take a man?
 

94

EATERY/FAST FOOD

70


HIKING

10


MOVIES

10


BOWLING

4








Many people have a former what?
 

94

LOVER/SPOUSE

61


JOB/BOSS

21


LIFE

7


FRIEND

5








When someone says, "I'm just going to have one," they mean one what?
 

94

DRINK/BEER

60


COOKIE/FOOD

25


CHILD

5


MATE/SPOUSE

4








Name something people like about Whoopi Goldberg.
 

94

SHE'S FUNNY

59


HER OPINIONS

14


GOOD ACTRESS

13


HER HAIR/DREADS

8








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you'd love to have two of but your wife won't let you.
 

94

WIVES/LOVERS

58


CARS/TRUCKS

30


GAME CONSOLES

4


MOTORCYCLES

2








Name something you'd worry about if you lived on an iceberg.
 

94

IT MELTING/SUN

54


FREEZIN' MY NIPS OFF

33


FALLING/SLIPPING

4


SHIP HITTING IT

3








If Tarzan had a Twitter account, name something he'd tweet about.
 

94

JANE

54


SWINGING/VINES

22


CHEETA/ANIMALS

16


HIS LOINCLOTH

2








Name a reason it's good to be Taylor Swift.
 

94

SHE'S BALLIN'

45


SHE'S A HOTTIE

21


FAMOUS/POPULAR

19


SHE'S YOUNG

9








We asked 100 married women...
Tell me something you hope you do just like your mom.
 

94

COOK

40


RAISE MY KIDS

40


STAY MARRIED

9


ACT/LOOK YOUTHFUL

5








Name something around the house that you empty.
 

93

THE TRASH

86


WASHER/DRYER

3


DISHWASHER

2


ASHTRAY

2








When someone talks about "the king," who might they be referring to?
 

93

ELVIS PRESLEY

81


GOD/JESUS

7


MARTIN L. KING, JR.

3


THE BURGER KING

2








We asked 100 single men...
The date ended early because she wouldn't stop doing what?
 

93

TALK/COMPLAIN/YELL'G

76


TEXTING

11


EATING

4


DANCING

2








Name something you wouldn't want to sneak up on you.
 

93

ANIMAL/BUG

74


PERSON/MUGGER

11


MONSTER/GHOST

4


AGE/TIME

4








Name something a practical joker might do to the firefighters' pole.
 

93

GREASE/BUTTER IT

72


POLE DANCE

12


PUT GLUE ON IT

7


SLIDE DOWN IT

2








Name something a dog might want to take with him if he runs away from home.
 

93

BONE/FOOD/TREAT

68


TOY/BALL

12


DOG BOWL

7


BED/BLANKET

6








If you had to stay in a sleazy motel, name something from home you might bring with you.
 

93

PILLOW/BEDDING

67


LYSOL/BLEACH

15


BUG SPRAY

7


GUN/WEAPON

4








Name something everyone gets bitten by sooner or later.
 

93

INSECT/BUG

63


THE LOVE BUG

20


FLU BUG/ILLNESS

8


DOG

2








Name a place that people say they've seen a ghost.
 

93

HOUSE/CASTLE

51


CEMETERY

30


HOSPITAL/ASYLUM

8


HOTEL

4








Name a bad occupation for someone who is afraid of water.
 

93

LIFEGUARD

51


SAILOR/CAPTAIN

17


DIVER

17


FISHERMAN

8








We asked 100 married men...
My wife likes me so much better after I've put on what?
 

93

CLOTHES/SHOES

42


COLOGNE/AFTERSHAVE

30


DEODORANT

18


A RIBBED CONDOM

3








We asked 100 married women...
Name something your husband is usually holding when he's ignoring you.
 

93

TV REMOTE

41


PHONE

39


GAME CONTROLLER

8


THE DOG/PET

5








Name something of yours that seems to be shrinking.
 

93

MONEY/WALLET

41


MY BODY

34


MIND/MEMORY

13


CLOTHES

5








We asked 100 men...
If you're looking for a new love, try getting rid of your old what?
 

93

LOVE/LADY/HAG

41


HABITS

31


CLOTHES/MOCCASINS

15


CAR

6








Name a reason a man and a woman might keep their romance a secret.
 

92

HAVING AN AFFAIR

75


WORK TOGETHER

9


PARENTS OBJECT

6


KEEP IT EXCITING

2








Give me a word starting with W that might describe a kiss.
 

92

WET

73


WOW

9


WONDERFUL

8


WILD

2








Give me another word for "gigantic."
 

92

HUGE/YUUUGE

69


ENORMOUS

11


BIG

8


HUMONGOUS

4








We asked 100 married men...
If your wife is smiling, what might you worry she's getting ready to do?
 

92

SHOP TILL SHE DROPS

68


ASK FOR SOMETHING/FAVOR

15


YELL AT ME

6


TICKLE ME

3








The good news: I stopped smoking. The bad news: Now I'm doing too much what?
 

92

EATING

68


DRINKING

13


CRACK/DRUGS

7


FIDGETING/PACING

4








Fill in the blank with one specific word: ______ your own business.
 

92

MIND

62


OWN

16


START

12


RUN

2








Name something a fly likes to land on.
 

92

FOOD/HONEY

60


POOP

18


PEOPLE

11


WALL/CEILING

3








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I love firemen with big what?
 

92

HOSES

58


TRUCKS

16


BICEPS

12


LADDERS

6








Name a reason you might not recognize your high school sweetheart.
 

92

GOT FAT/SKINNY

52


OLD/WRINKLY/GRAY

20


WENT BALD

15


SURGERY/SEX CHANGE

5








Name something a female detective might find out about a man before she dates him.
 

92

CRIMINAL RECORD

46


LOVE LIFE/EXES

25


INCOME/CREDIT SCORE

18


OCCUPATION

3








Name a U.S. president who would have made a good Calvin Klein underwear model.
 

92

JOHN F. KENNEDY

42


BARACK OBAMA

37


BILL CLINTON

7


RONALD REAGAN

6








Fill in the blank: Olive Oyl said, "I thought I was in love with Popeye until I saw him ______ over the side of the boat."
 

92

PUKE

40


PLOP-PLOP/WHIZ-WHIZ

25


FALL/JUMP

21


SPIT

6








Name something that could have dire circumstances if you don't show up for it.
 

92

WORK

31


WEDDING/MY OWN

28


MY COURT DATE/TRIAL

24


JURY DUTY

9








Tell me something people ask you to smell.
 

92

PERFUME/COLOGNE

30


FOOD/MILK

30


FLOWERS/ROSE

27


THEIR FINGER

5








Name something people should keep shut most of the time.
 

91

MOUTH/FAT TRAP

74


DOORS/BATHROOM

11


THE FRIDGE

3


THEIR WALLETS

3








After Thanksgiving, what's the biggest eating day of the year?
 

91

CHRISTMAS/EVE

70


HALLOWEEN

7


SUPER BOWL SUNDAY

7


NEW YEAR'S/EVE

7








Name something you might find on the floor of a men's locker room.
 

91

CLOTHES/JOCKSTRAP

63


TOWELS

22


DEODORANT

3


GERMS/FUNGUS

3








Name an animal with spots.
 

91

LEOPARD

61


DALMATIAN/DOG

17


CHEETAH

9


GIRAFFE

4








Name something grandma might do behind grandpa's back because he can't hear her.
 

91

TALK/MOCK/CUSS OUT

58


MACHINE GUN FART

27


BURP

3


CHEAT/TONGUE MILKMAN

3








Name something of yours that is starting to wear out.
 

91

CLOTHES/SHOES

55


BODY

19


CAR/TRUCK

10


PATIENCE

7








Name something your spouse had better not do when you're telling a joke.
 

91

INTERRUPT/SPOIL

54


IGNORE ME/LEAVE

22


CRY

8


ROLL EYES/SCOWL

7








An ugly man might tell a pretty woman, "I've got an ugly face, but I've got a great" what?
 

91

PERSONALITY/HUMOR

52


BOD/BONE RANGER

24


BANK ACCT./WALLET

9


HEART

6








We asked 100 women...
Name something you would never let your mother pick out for you.
 

91

MY HONEY

51


MY CLOTHES/LINGERIE

36


MY HAIRSTYLE

2


MY FRIENDS

2








Fill in the blank: If a man is a good liar, he'd make a great what?
 

91

POLITICIAN

51


LAWYER

27


SALESMAN

9


ACTOR/COMEDIAN

4








Name something that a person might try to dig up.
 

91

TREASURE/MONEY

44


WEEDS/PLANT

22


GRAVE/SKELETON

13


INFO/THE PAST/"DIRT"

12








Give me a word that rhymes with "twerk."
 

91

WORK

42


JERK

39


LURK

5


BERSERK

5








Name something you might make out of coconuts if you were stranded on a deserted island.
 

91

BRA/CLOTHES

38


CUPS/BOWLS

27


FOOD/DRINKS

23


SHELTER/ROOF

3








It's hard to talk when you have what in your mouth?
 

90

FOOD/CANDY

78


DRINK

6


A FOOT/"YOUR FOOT"

3


TOOTHBRUSH/PASTE

3








Name an occupation that would give you the best chance of getting into heaven.
 

90

CLERGY/MONK/NUN

69


DOCTOR

13


NURSE

5


TEACHER

3








Name something that gets ridden hard.
 

90

HORSE

64


MOTORCYCLE/DIRT BIKE

12


BICYCLE

10


BULL/MECHANICAL

4








Name something the boss brags about buying that really annoys his employees.
 

90

CAR/NEW TESLA

62


BOAT

15


HOUSE/BEACH HOUSE

10


PLANE

3








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: You really don't know a guy until you ______ with him.
 

90

LIVE

58


SLEEP/HAVE SEX

18


TRAVEL/CAMP

10


EAT

4








Name a specific beverage people mix with alcohol.
 

90

COKE/PEPSI

55


ORANGE JUICE

21


TONIC WATER

7


7UP/SPRITE

7








We asked 100 married men...
If you didn't have a family, name something you'd splurge on just for yourself.
 

90

3 PORSCHES & A TRUCK

55


TRAVEL

20


CLOTHES

10


VIDEO GAMES

5








Name a musical instrument on which people play the blues.
 

90

SAX

53


GUITAR

23


HARMONICA

7


TRUMPET

7








Fill in the blank: I laughed until I what?
 

90

CRIED

51


PEED MYSELF

30


FARTED

5


FELL/DROPPED

4








Name something you need if you want to go places.
 

90

A CAR/UBER

48


MONEY/CASH

35


PASSPORT

4


AMBITION/MOTIVATION

3








Name something a man dribbles on.
 

90

BASKETBALL COURT

46


HIS CHIN/FACE

20


HIS DUDS/PANTS

19


NAPKIN

5








Instead of church, name a place some men prefer to commune with God.
 

90

NATURE/FISHIN' HOLE

44


HOME/ON CRAPPER

33


BAR/NIGHTCLUB

9


CAR/BACK OF COP CAR

4








Name someplace a suspicious wife might put a hidden camera.
 

90

BEDROOM

42


HUBBY'S CAR

33


HUBBY'S OFFICE

9


BATHROOM/TOILET BOWL

6








Fill in the blank: The key to ______.
 

90

HAPPINESS

34


SUCCESS

30


MY/YOUR HEART

19


LIFE/LONG LIFE

7








Name something you always make sure to keep covered.
 

89

MY BODY/FACE

77


FOOD/MILK

7


MY BED

3


MY CAR

2








Name something you might find in your restaurant food that came off your waitress.
 

89

HAIR/EYELASHES

70


JEWELRY

11


FINGERNAIL

4


HER NAME TAG

4








Name something a kid goes downhill on.
 

89

SLED/SLEIGH

62


BIKE

19


A HILL/SLOPE...DUH!

4


SKATEBOARD

4








Name a part of your body that's sharp.
 

89

MY NAILS

61


MY MIND/BRAIN

13


MY TEETH

9


MY TONGUE

6








Fill in the blank: Cherry ______.
 

89

CHERRY PIE

59


CHERRY COKE/SODA

19


CHERRY BOMB

6


CHERRY BLOSSOM

5








We asked 100 women...
Name an animal that seems to have better manners than some men you know.
 

89

DOG/ST. BERNARD

56


CAT

23


MONKEY/APE

6


PIG

4








Name a steamy place to make love.
 

89

SPA/HOT TUB/SAUNA

48


SHOWER/BATHROOM

29


CAR

7


TROPICAL BEACH

5








Name a reason you might dig a hole in your backyard.
 

89

PLANTING

45


BURY BODY/PET

23


HIDE/FIND TREASURE

12


PUT A POOL IN

9








Name something a woman can carry in her cleavage instead of her purse.
 

89

CASH/WALLET/VISA

45


PHONE

21


LIPSTICK

13


TISSUE/HANKY

10








We asked 100 men...
Name something you don't want unless it's big.
 

89

MONEY/WINNINGS

44


TV

25


PAIR OF KNOCKERS

12


MEAL/FOOD

8








Fill in the blank: Please don't pull my what?
 

89

HAIR/CHEST FUR

39


LEG

29


CHAIN

15


FINGER

6








Fill in the blank: I only have room for one ______ in my life.
 

88

MATE/LOVER

79


CRISIS/HEADACHE

3


CHILD

3


BOSS/JOB

3








Besides Spain, tell me another country where people speak Spanish.
 

88

MEXICO

77


CUBA

4


USA

4


COLOMBIA

3








Name something you hope is as beautiful on the inside as the outside.
 

88

A PERSON

65


A HOUSE

10


FOOD/FRUIT

10


A CAR/TRUCK

3








Name an occupation that requires a steady hand.
 

88

SURGEON/DENTIST

63


ARTIST/TATTOO

13


WELD/CONSTRUCTION

9


JEWELER

3








If time travel were possible, what former president would you love to see give a speech live?
 

88

ABE LINCOLN

46


JOHN F. KENNEDY

24


GEORGE WASHINGTON

12


RONALD REAGAN

6








Name something you shouldn't bother running after; another one will come along.
 

88

LOVER/MATE/EX

45


BUS

27


TAXI

12


SALE/BARGAIN

4








Name the worst day for a man to dump his fiancée.
 

88

VALENTINE'S DAY

43


WEDDING DAY

22


BIRTHDAY

18


FRIDAY

5








What's another word for "tattle"?
 

88

SNITCH

39


TELL

24


RAT

20


GOSSIP

5








Name something of a vampire's that his wife might make fun of.
 

87

HIS FANGS/TEETH

70


HIS CAPE

7


BLOODSUCKING

5


POINTY HAIRLINE

5








Name something you cook on a griddle.
 

87

PANCAKES

66


HAMBURGERS

11


BACON

5


STEAKS

5








Fill in the blank: Foot in ______.
 

87

MOUTH

64


THE DOOR

10


SHOE/BOOT

9


THE GRAVE

4








Bet you can't eat just one what?
 

87

CHIP/LAY'S

63


COOKIE

14


CANDY/M&M

7


SLICE OF PIZZA

3








Pirates love their what?
 

87

BOOTY/GOLD

57


RUM/BOOZE

13


SHIPS

11


SWORDS/KNIVES

6








Name something you always handle with care when it's brand new.
 

87

CAR/VEHICLE

54


BABY

21


PHONE

8


DISHES/CHINA

4








Name a holiday or occasion that can make people feel like losers.
 

87

VALENTINE'S DAY

54


CHRISTMAS

19


BIRTHDAY

8


ANNIVERSARY

6








Name something that might be nipping at your toes.
 

87

DOG/PUPPY

50


THE COLD

17


CAT/KITTEN

12


FISH

8








Name a word that rhymes with "tweet."
 

86

SWEET

63


FEET

10


BEAT/BEET

8


SEAT

5








Fill in the blank: Caught in the ______.
 

86

ACT

62


MIDDLE

11


CROSSFIRE/FIRE

8


RAIN/STORM

5








Fill in the blank: Social ______.
 

86

SOCIAL SECURITY

61


SOCIAL MEDIA

17


SOCIAL WORKER

4


SOCIAL STUDIES

4








Name something you know exists even if you can't see it.
 

86

GOD/HEAVEN

46


AIR/WIND

31


GHOST THAT TAUNTS ME

5


LOVE

4








Name something in a town that might be crooked.
 

86

MAYOR/GOV'T

46


THE ROADS

20


POLICE/SHERIFF

14


A SIGN/STREET SIGN

6








We asked 100 women...
Name something you carry around all day.
 

86

PHONE

44


PURSE

31


ME/MY BODY

8


BOTTLED WATER

3








Name someone who's got you right where they want you.
 

86

MY BOO/SPOUSE

39


MY KIDS/GRANDKIDS

35


MY BOSS

6


IRS/UNCLE SAM

6








Name an occupation a woman might have that starts with a D.
 

86

DOCTOR

37


DENTIST

28


DANCER

17


DESIGNER

4








We asked 100 men...
When you have a problem, who's the best listener?
 

86

MY SPOUSE/MATE

30


MY MOMMY

30


MY BEST BUD

16


THE BARTENDER

10








Name something of a woman's that might be heart shaped.
 

85

JEWELRY

57


LIPS/FACE/NOSE

14


THAT BOOTY!

8


PURSE

6








Name something some people are afraid to get on.
 

85

AMUSEMENT RIDE

48


AIRPLANE

26


HORSE

6


ELEVATOR

5








Fill in the blank: May I ______ you?
 

85

HELP

41


KISS

31


HUG

7


CALL

6








Fill in the blank: Sweet as what?
 

85

SWEET AS PIE

39


SWEET AS HONEY

20


SWEET AS SUGAR

19


SWEET AS CANDY

7








Tell me somewhere or something a person might have just gotten out of.
 

84

JAIL/PRISON

62


RELA'SHIP/MARRIAGE

9


CAR

8


TROUBLE/A JAM

5








Name something you should throw out if it has a hole in it.
 

84

CLOTHES/SHOES

61


BAG/TRASH BAG

11


FOOD/APPLE

6


BUCKET

6








After a long trip, what can't you wait to do once you get home?
 

84

SLEEP/IN OWN BED

59


WHIZ/ANGRY DUMP

12


SHOWER/BATHE

9


TAKE OFF SHOES

4








Name a place where you're sure to find something rotten.
 

84

GARBAGE/DUMP

55


REFRIGERATOR

20


DENMARK

5


GROCERY STORE

4








Name the first thing you would do if you woke up in jail.
 

84

CRY/FREAK OUT

50


PHONE CALL/LAWYER

22


ASK WHY

8


PEE MYSELF

4








Name something a groom might be holding on his wedding day.
 

84

THE RINGS

47


HIS BRIDE/HER HAND

27


HIS BREATH

6


STIFF DRINK

4








If you were a celebrity, you'd have a bigger what?
 

84

BANK ACCT./PAYCHECK

40


HOUSE

34


EGO/HEAD

5


FAN BASE/ON FACEBOOK

5








Name a kind of ball that would be hard to juggle.
 

84

BOWLING BALL

38


BASKETBALL

22


FOOTBALL

19


BEACH BALL

5








Name something a vampire might say he wanted to be buried with.
 

83

BAG O' BLOOD

51


HIS CAPE

21


MATE/HOT VICTIM

6


PET BAT

5








Name something in the kitchen a wife might hit her husband with.
 

83

PAN/POT

50


SPOON/UTENSIL

13


ROLLING PIN

12


DISH TOWEL/CLOTH

8








Name someone you hate having to talk to when you have a hangover.
 

83

PARENTS/MOM

43


SPOUSE/MATE

19


THE BOSS

14


MY IN-LAWS

7








We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: When it comes to animals, my woman brings out the ______ in me.
 

83

TIGER

35


LION

34


WOLF

7


BEAR

7








Name a place people go in the pursuit of happiness.
 

82

VACATION

50


CHURCH

19


BAR/NIGHTCLUB

7


THE SPA

6








We asked 100 single men...
Fill in the blank: My ideal wife would have to be both hot and what?
 

82

NICE/SWEET

30


SMART

27


RICH

16


LOYAL

9








Name something you jump.
 

81

ROPE

68


A FENCE/GATE

5


A PUDDLE

4


CAR BATTERY

4








Name something that's hard and round.
 

81

A BALL/MARBLE

65


A ROCK/STONE

6


FRUIT/AN ORANGE

6


A COIN

4








The boss's wife might say, "He may be a lion in the boardroom, but he's a ______ in the bedroom."
 

81

KITTEN/PUSSYCAT

38


LAMB/SHEEP

30


TIGER

7


MOUSE

6








Name a place where it's especially important to think before you speak.
 

81

JOB/INTERVIEW

38


CHURCH

21


COURT

18


POLICE STATION

4








Name something a person might have five of.
 

80

FINGERS/TOES

60


DOLLARS

9


PAIRS OF SHOES

6


KIDS

5








Name something a mom is talking about when she asks, "Can you hold it?"
 

80

WHIZ/DUMP

54


BOTTLE/CUP/WATER

10


HER BABY/KID

9


SHOP'G/GROCERY BAG

7








When you go to the doctor, name something he might say needs to come out.
 

80

TONSILS

35


APPENDIX

28


TOOTH

9


GALLBLADDER

8








In a public restroom, name something a celebrity wouldn't want a fan to stick under her bathroom stall.
 

78

CELL PHONE/CAMERA

46


STUFF TO SIGN/PEN

21


A MIRROR

6


THEIR HEAD/"HI!"

5








Name something you might do every day that starts with the letter S.
 

78

SLEEP

38


SHOWER

23


SMILE

9


SHAVE

8








Name something red a stripper wears for the Christmas show.
 

77

G-STRING/PANTIES

30


SANTA OUTFIT/HAT

24


BOW/RIBBON

13


GARTER BELT

10








Name a wardrobe malfunction that's happened to you.
 

76

ZIPPER DOWN/BROKE

49


TORE/SPLIT PANTS

18


BRA BROKE/UNDONE

6


SLIP FELL DOWN

3








Name something a stay-at-home mom might turn on several times a day.
 

73

TV/BOLD & BEAUTIFUL

51


RADIO/TUNES

8


STOVE

7


FAUCET/BATH

7








They say it's better to give than to receive. But name something you'd rather get than give.
 

70

DOLLA BILLS, Y'ALL

51


LOVE/AFFECTION

10


CAR/A ROLLS

5


ADVICE/HELP

4








Name one specific word that describes how you like your coffee that also describes you.
 

70

SWEET

26


HOT

21


STRONG

15


BLACK

8








Name someone you hope you'll only see once a year.
 

68

DOCTOR/DENTIST

26


TAX PERSON/IRS

16


MY IN-LAWS

16


SANTA

10








Name something that got caught in the spokes of grandma's wheelchair.
 

57

CLOTHES/SHOES

26


CAT/DOG'S TAIL

14


PERSON/SAGGY BOOB

11


BLANKET/QUILT

6








Fill in the blank: Seven ______.
 

56

7-ELEVEN

32


SEVEN DWARFS

12


7 YEARS/BAD LUCK

6


7UP

6








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