We asked 100 women...
Name a reason you wouldn't want to be married to the sexiest man alive.
 

100

OTHER GALS/JEALOUSY

73

THE PUBLICITY

2

HIS EGO

21


DUD PERSONALITY

2


DUMB/BRAIN DONOR

2








After you murder someone, name something specific you must quickly get rid of.
 

100

THE WEAPON

58

MY CLOTHES/SHOES

4

THE BODY

27


BLOOD

6


FINGERPRINTS

5








As a tribute, name something a circus clown's friends might wear to his funeral.
 

100

RED NOSE

54

SQUIRTING FLOWER

4

COSTUME/BIG SHOES

23


MAKEUP/SAD CLOWN

14


WIG/RAINBOW HAIR

5








Name a reason a man might marry a woman old enough to be his mother.
 

99

SHE HAS OPRAH $$$

87

HIS "MOMMY ISSUES"

2

HE LOVES HER

4


SHE'S KINKY/SEXPERT

4


LIKES TO BE BABIED

2








Name something cats do when they fight that two women might do when they scuffle.
 

99

SCRATCH/CLAW

69

BITE

3

SCREECH/SNARL

13


HISS

11


GRAB/PULL OUT HAIR

3








We asked 100 single women...
Name something specific you'd do if a guy took you to a strip club on a first date.
 

99

LEAVE/UBER

55

DRINK A LOT

2

NO 2ND DATE

33


LOVE IT/MAKE IT RAIN

5


START STRIPPING/DANCING

4








Name something a woman licks when she's trying to be sexy.
 

98

PLUMP RED LIPS

72

HER CHEST

4

GIANT LOLLIPOP

8


FINGERS

7


ICE CREAM/POPSICLE

7








Without a tongue, you wouldn't be able to lick what?
 

98

ICE CREAM/POPSICLE

62

ENVELOPE/STAMP

2

LOLLIPOP

23


YOURSELF/YOUR NOSE

6


MATE/THEIR FEET

5








Name a place where it's okay to sing even if you sing badly.
 

98

SHOWER/BATH

61

SPORTING EVENT

2

CHURCH

26


KARAOKE BAR/CLUB

7


CAR

2








We asked 100 married men...
Name a way being married is just like prison.
 

98

RULES/CURFEW

60

MONOGAMY

7

FOR LIFE/NO PAROLE

15


ROUTINE SCHEDULE

9


NO NOOKIE

7








We asked 100 women...
When a man says, "I have nothing to hide," what's he hiding?
 

98

A SKANKALICIOUS HO

54

HIS FEELINGS

2

MONEY/SPENDING

18


HIS PAST

15


NUDIE FLICKS/PICS

9








We asked 100 married men...
What would you do if your wife insisted you get a vasectomy?
 

98

GET IT/SNIP, SNIP

49

SWEAT/SQUIRM

2

SAY NO

26


THINK/TALK ABOUT IT

17


DIVORCE HER/RUN

4








Fill in the blank: Only a select few have ever ______ed my bare bottom.
 

98

SPANKED/SMACKED

47

LICKED

2

SEEN

39


KISSED

6


TOUCHED

4








We asked 100 women...
Even though James Bond is sexy, why would he make a terrible husband?
 

98

HE'S A MAN-HO

44

HE LIES A LOT

2

HE'S NEVER HOME

27


ARROGANT/BIG EGO

13


DANGEROUS LIFE

12








We asked 100 men...
You want a vasectomy. What's the first question you ask your doctor?
 

98

HURT/ANESTHESIA?

41

DOC'S SUCCESS RATE

6

REVERSIBLE?

26


"UNIT" STILL WORK?

18


TIME TO RECOVER/SEX?

7








We asked 100 men...
What would you do if, on the first date, a woman described her dream wedding?
 

97

BAIL/"NEXT!"

86

SAY "I LOVE YOUR IDEAS!"

2

LISTEN/TAKE NOTES

5


SMILE POLITELY

2


MARRY HER

2








Santa's reindeer are so rude, they made fun of Rudolph's nose and then they made fun of Santa's what?
 

97

BOD/JELLY BELLY

75

WIFE

2

WHITE HAIR/BEARD

13


HOOPTIE SLEIGH

4


SUIT/HAT

3








We asked 100 women...
You'd dump your man in a minute if he asked you to do what to him like a baby?
 

97

CHANGE HIS DIAPER

72

BURP HIM

3

FEED/NURSE HIM

12


HOLD/CARRY/ROCK

6


SPANK HIM

4








Name something grandpa likes that's wrinkled.
 

97

GRANDMA

66

MONEY

2

PRUNES/FRUIT

22


COMFY DUDS/HAT

5


HIMSELF

2








Name something that King Kong might be caught doing to the Statue of Liberty.
 

97

CLIMB/SWING

62

PEEING ON IT

2

GETTIN' FRESH/KISS'G

25


BREAK'G/CRUSH'G

6


EATING IT/VISITORS

2








We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd hate to hear your man compliment another woman on.
 

97

BODY/SUCKABLE FEET

61

SO FUN/NICE LAUGH

2

HOT FACE

26


HAIR

6


GOOD IN BED

2








Name something a man takes with him when he goes shopping with his wife.
 

97

CASH/WALLET/CARDS

56

HIS PATIENCE

2

PHONE/EARPHONES

24


READING MATERIAL

13


A LIST

2








We asked 100 married men...
Name an animal that gets more nookie than you do.
 

97

RABBIT

52

CAT

3

NEUTERED DOG

29


MONKEY/APE

9


LION

4








Tell me a specific reason pregnant wives want their husbands in the delivery room.
 

97

SUPPORT/COACH

51

HIT/HURT HIM

3

SEE/SHARE PAIN

16


SHARE JOY/BIRTH

14


YELL/CUSS OUT

13








Name something you cheat on but it shouldn't stop you from getting into heaven.
 

97

MY DIET

47

MY BOO

4

TEST/TO BECOME DOC

26


MY TAXES

13


CARDS/GAMES

7








Tell me something specific that people do when they win Fast Money on "Family Feud."
 

97

SCREAM/CHEER

44

HUG/STEVE

2

JUMP/CHEST BUMP

28


SPEND/BLOW IT

21


DANCE

2








We asked 100 women...
If you were married to Steve Harvey, name a reason you'd never be bored.
 

96

HE'S FUNNY

84

HE'S BUSY/NEVER THERE

2

LOOKER/THAT HEAD

4


ENDLESS CHEDDA

4


GURU OF HOO-HOO

2








Name something grandma starts doing that might make grandpa turn off his hearing aid.
 

96

YAP/NAGGING

68

VACUUMING

2

SINGING/YODELING

21


SNORING

3


GRUNT/MOANING

2








Name a place you think Steve Harvey goes to on Sunday after church.
 

96

BRUNCH/WAFFLE HOUSE

67

STRIP JOINT

2

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

15


HOME

7


RELATIVE'S HOME

5








If a man speaks seven languages, which one would he use when he wants to sound sexy?
 

96

FRENCH

60

BODY LANGUAGE

2

ITALIAN

23


ENGLISH/COCKNEY

8


SPANISH

3








Death is too good for a married man who sends another woman a sexy what?
 

96

SELFIE/PIC

47

TOY

2

NIGHTIE/CLOTHES

26


TEXT/E-MAIL

12


CARD/LETTER

9








Name a fruit that's the shape of a body part.
 

96

BANANA

43

ORANGE

4

PEAR

35


APPLE

7


MELON

7








We asked 100 women...
You love your fiancé but hate the ring. What do you do?
 

96

WEAR IT/"THANKS"

40

"ACCIDENTALLY" LOSE

2

EXCHANGE/RESET IT

29


TELL HIM/"HATE IT!"

23


DUMP HIM!

2








Name something that might be too dry.
 

96

FOOD/CHICKEN

35

SENSE OF HUMOR

3

WINE/MARTINI

31


MY BODY/MOUTH

19


DESERT/WEATHER

8








Name a kind of ball that people chew.
 

95

GUM BALL

81

MELON BALL

2

MEATBALL

6


JAWBREAKER

4


CHEESE BALL

2








On vacation, you wanted a room with a view. But you ended up looking at what?
 

95

A BUILDING/WALL

76

EACH OTHER/MATE

3

A PARKING LOT

8


AN ALLEY/STREET

5


DUMPSTER/TRASH

3








If a man spent too much time playing video games, what might his wife do to his joystick?
 

95

BREAK/CHOP IT UP

57

SIT ON/WIPE ON BUTT

2

HIDE IT

22


THROW IT AWAY

10


BURN IT

4








Name something that would be fun to do if you were a ghost.
 

95

SCARE FOLKS/MY EX

56

CHILL WITH BUDS/FAM

2

SPY/GYM SHOWERS

17


GO THROUGH WALLS

14


FLY

6








We asked 100 single men...
What is the last thing you bought solely for the purpose of attracting women?
 

95

COLOGNE

50

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT

4

ASTON MARTIN/CAR

17


TRENDY HAIRCUT

14


TANK TOP/CLOTHES

10








We asked 100 married women...
Sometimes I get so mad at my husband, I could what?
 

95

SCREAM

48

SPIT

3

LEAVE/DIVORCE HIM

28


SLAP/PUNCH HIM

10


CRY

6








Name a reason a lonely guy might get rid of his inflatable doll.
 

95

IT POPPED

45

DIRTY/MOLDY

3

GOT LIVE BABE

40


CAUGHT/BY VISITOR

4


HE OUTGREW HER

3








We asked 100 men...
If you had two wives, name something they'd probably prefer to do with just each other.
 

95

SHOP

44

PLAN TO DUMP/KILL ME

2

TALK/GOSSIP

40


MAKE LADY LOVE

6


COOK

3








Name something Santa might fire an elf for doing on the job.
 

95

SLEEPING

31

EAT'G/KIDS' CANDY

8

STEALING

20


SEX/"MAKIN' POUNDCAKE"

19


DRINK'G HOT TODDIES

17








Name something a woman is holding when she says, "Come and get it."
 

94

PAN OF FOOD/SUPPER

78

HER BRA/CLOTHES

3

INVITING BOOBS/BOD

6


BEER/BOOZE

4


A DINNER BELL

3








Name a reason why making out in a car isn't such a good idea.
 

94

NO ROOM/STICK SHIFT

47

TOO COLD/WEATHER

2

CAUGHT/BY PO-PO

28


FOGS UP WINDOWS

9


MIGHT CRASH

8








We asked 100 married women...
Name something you'd do if the babysitter winked at your husband.
 

93

FIRE THE SLUT

71

WINK BACK

2

LAUGH/SMILE

15


SLAP HER

3


ASK WHAT'S GOING ON

2








We asked 100 women...
Name a reason you think Steve Harvey's a good kisser.
 

93

MASSIVE FISH LIPS

70

HE'S KIND

2

HE'S SEXY

12


LOTS OF PRACTICE

6


HAS CHARISMA/SUAVE

3








We asked 100 women...
It's bad if your man's eyes are open during a kiss. It's worse if he's looking at what?
 

93

SOME HO/MY MOM

46

CLOCK/WATCH

4

TV/GOLDEN GIRLS

31


E-MAIL/PHONE

7


CEILING/WALL

5








Name a part of your lover you've nibbled on like it was a snack.
 

93

EARS

44

TOES/FEET/CORNS

4

NECK

23


GLAND OF MILK & HONEY

15


LIPS

7








We asked 100 married men...
Just once, I wish my wife would greet me at the door wearing nothing but what?
 

93

LINGERIE/THONG

42

A TIE

3

A SMILE/B-DAY SUIT

29


10-INCH STILETTOS

10


FRENCH MAID GETUP

9








Tell me something a mugger might hate to discover about the old lady he was trying to rob.
 

93

ARMED/MACE

39

IT'S HIS GRANDMA

7

FIGHTER/BLACK BELT

22


NO $$$/VALUABLES

16


DISGUISED COP/MAN

9








We asked 100 married men...
Name something a man might have nightmares about his wife doing to him.
 

93

KILLING

34

A LORENA BOBBITT

3

CHEATING ON HIM

32


LEAVING HIM

18


SLUGGING HIM

6








At the nursing home Christmas party, someone left their teeth in the what?
 

92

PUNCH BOWL/GLASS

68

CHRISTMAS TREE

3

BATHROOM/TOILET

10


FOOD/DIP

8


MANGER SCENE

3








Name something a funeral director would hate to discover about the body they're about to bury.
 

92

IT'S ALLIIIIVE!

60

PLAGUE/CONTAGIOUS

3

WRONG PERSON

18


IT REEKS

6


IT'S MISSING

5








Just because a man is named Brad, it doesn't mean he has Brad Pitt's what?
 

92

LOOKS/SILKY LOCKS

60

TALENT/CAREER

2

MONEY, HONEY!

13


CHARM/SEX APPEAL

12


BOD/6-PACK

5








We asked 100 women...
Name a reason no one could accuse you of having a boob job.
 

92

BEE STING BOOBS

51

ONE'S BIGGER

4

SAGGY/HIT FLOOR

23


NO SCARS

9


ALWAYS BIG/THIS SIZE

5








We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: Oh no -- I have a really hot date tonight and I don't have what?
 

92

CASH/WALLET

50

VIAGRA

2

A BANANA BANDANA

31


DUDS/LEATHER PANTS

6


A CAR

3








Name something Kermit does like a frog that Miss Piggy might say turns her on.
 

92

TALKS/CROAKS/SINGS

38

DANCES

3

HOPS/LEAPS

29


USES TONGUE/EATS BUG

19


PUFFS OUT THROAT

3








Name a place a really dumb husband goes and uses his credit card instead of cash.
 

91

NUDIE JOINT

63

BROTHEL

5

NO-TELL MOTEL

10


BAR/NIGHTCLUB

8


CASINO

5








If a stripper was called the Hawaiian Hottie, what might she be wearing during her act?
 

91

LEI/FLOWERS

44

FLAMING HULA HOOP

2

HULA/GRASS SKIRT

29


COCONUT BRA

11


BIKINI/THONG

5








It's bad if a crab pinches you while you're swimming. It's worse if he pinches you where?
 

90

STIMULUS PACKAGE

42

TOE/FOOT

8

BUTT/BURRITO BLASTER

20


BOOBS/GOLDEN GLOBES

11


FACE/NOSE

9








Name something a wife might wait to tell her husband until he's in the right mood.
 

90

PREGNANT/TRIPLETS

35

CRAVING YOUR LOINS

3

WRECKED CAR

31


SPENT/NEED $

17


DIVORCE/BUH-BYE

4








Give me a word starting with the letter L that might describe a woman's lips.
 

89

LUSCIOUS

76

LARGE

2

LUSH

5


LOVELY

4


LUSTFUL/LUSTY

2








Name an expensive food a shoplifter might slip into their pants at the supermarket.
 

89

MEAT/PRIME RIB

67

CHEESE

3

CAVIAR

11


LOBSTER/CRAB

5


TRUFFLES

3








We asked 100 women...
I like a man who's comfortable holding what?
 

89

ME/MY BODY

36

A KITTEN/PUPPY

4

A BABY/CHILD

26


MY PURSE

19


HIS TEMPER/TONGUE

4








We asked 100 men...
Name something you might get your tie caught in.
 

89

DOOR/CAR DOOR

35

MY ZIPPER/PANTS

9

SHREDDER

19


DRAWER

15


A FAN

11








Name something that usually smells better when it belongs to a woman instead of a man.
 

89

CLOTHES/SHOES

34

BATHROOM/HOME

4

COLOGNE

27


BODY/PITS/HAIR

13


CAR

11








If business at the funeral home is dead, name a place the owner goes looking for more customers.
 

89

NURSING HOME

28

GRAVEYARD

4

HOSPITAL/E.R.

26


MORGUE

21


BAR/BIKER BAR

10








You'd hate to come home to see a burglar taking a what?
 

89

NAP

27

COMPUTER

5

DUMP/WHIZ/ON SOFA

26


TV

17


BATH/SHOWER

14








Name something that might take a dive.
 

88

STOCK MARKET

49

AIRPLANE

6

BIRD/SWAN

13


SWIMMER/DIVER

11


BOXER/WRESTLER

9








We asked 100 married women...
Give me a phrase your husband doesn't say to you very often.
 

88

I LOVE YOU

26

AS YOU WISH, MASTER

2

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL

25


YOU'RE RIGHT

21


THANK YOU!

14








Name something a boss might do if one of his employees were parked in his spot.
 

87

"MOVE IT!"/HISSY FIT

45

DAMAGE/DESTROY CAR

5

HAVE IT TOWED

20


FIRE THEM

9


BLOCK THEM

8








Name something you don't like to get out of once you're in it.
 

86

BED

39

MASERATI/CAR

3

SHOWER/BATH

22


POOL/HOT TUB

15


RELA'SHIP/MARRIAGE

7








Instead of a bouquet, name something a mermaid might throw at her wedding.
 

86

FISH/SCALES

28

SALTWATER

3

SEASHELLS

26


SEAWEED/KELP

25


STARFISH

4








A week before the wedding is a little late for the groom to tell his bride he's what?
 

85

HE'S GAY

52

HE'S A GAL

4

ALREADY MARRIED

13


LEAVING/2ND THOUGHTS

10


BROKE/JOB-FREE

6








If they were trying to find a replacement for Santa, tell me something that they might test each candidate on.
 

85

JOLLY/HIS HO-HO-HO

45

BEARD GROWTH

5

PATIENT/NICE TO KIDS

21


FAST FLIER

9


WEIGHT/BODY FAT

5








Name something a little kid might try to flush down the toilet.
 

84

TOY/TEDDY BEAR

57

PAPER/REPORT CARD

3

FOOD/BROCCOLI

9


CLOTHES/DIAPER

8


PET/GOLDFISH

7








Give me a word that rhymes with "ladder."
 

84

BLADDER

46

FATTER

3

MADDER/MATTER

14


SADDER

12


BADDER/BATTER

9








Fill in the blank: Some people have a really hard time keeping a what?
 

78

SECRET

29

STRAIGHT FACE

5

JOB

22


SCHEDULE/DATE

16


BOO/RELA'SHIP

6








We asked 100 men...
Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life.
 

76

STOP

37

CAUTION

5

YIELD

20


SLOW

9


DEAD END

5








Name something about a woman's dress that can make it sexy.
 

76

LENGTH/SKIMPY

22

THE COLOR

7

LOW-CUT/CLEAVAGE

21


HIGH-CUT SLIT

16


TIGHT FIT

10








Tell me something you skip.
 

75

MEALS/FOOD

42

COMMERCIALS/ADS

5

ROPE

14


ROCKS

7


EXERCISE/GYM

7








We asked 100 women...
What's the occupation of your fantasy man?
 

74

DOCTOR/DENTIST

34

SINGER/ROCK STAR

5

FIREFIGHTER

16


MOVIE STAR/ACTOR

11


ATHLETE/SUMO

8








When Little Red Riding Hood auditioned for "Family Feud," she was surprised at the size of Steve Harvey's what?
 

74

BIG BALD HEAD

28

FEET/SHOES

8

LIPS/TEETH/SMILE

16


MUSTACHE

13


HANDS

9








We asked 100 men...
Name a term of endearment you'd better not call a coworker or it's straight to unemployment for you.
 

74

HONEY

25

HOTTIE/HOT LIPS

5

BABE/BABY

17


SEXY

15


SWEETIE/SWEETCHEEKS

12








Name something you did as a baby that you don't like to hear your mother talk about.
 

72

PEE/POO/ON WALLS

32

SUCK THUMB

5

CRY/TANTRUMS

19


GO NUDE/STRIP

11


BREASTFEED

5








We asked 100 women...
What would you dress up as to role-play in the bedroom?
 

72

NURSE

28

QUEEN/PRINCESS/LEIA

4

FRENCH MAID

26


WONDER WOMAN

8


DIRTY LI'L HOOKER

6








Who should star in the updated version of the Disney classic called "Sleeping Booty"?
 

72

KIM KARDASHIAN

25

STORMY DANIELS

5

BEYONCE

19


JENNIFER LOPEZ

16


NICKI MINAJ

7








If they put music legends on money, whose picture would be on the $100 bill?
 

70

ELVIS PRESLEY

27

PRINCE

5

MICHAEL JACKSON

16


THE BEATLES/JOHN

16


JOHNNY CASH

6








We asked 100 women...
Name an occupation whose men always think they're right.
 

70

LAWYER

22

POLITICIAN

8

POLICE

14


MECHANIC

13


DOCTOR

13








We asked 100 women...
If your man had a mating call, what animal would it sound like?
 

69

WOLF

25

BIRD/TURKEY

9

MONKEY/APE

14


LION

11


DOG/CHIHUAHUA

10








Fill in the blank: Grandma was mad at grandpa on Thanksgiving, so she stuffed the turkey with his what?
 

68

SOCKS/DUDS/HAT

28

REMOTE CONTROL

5

DENTURES/TEETH

20


MEDS/VIAGRA

8


TOBACCO/PIPE

7








Name a great gift for a man that would make a terrible gift for a woman.
 

68

HIS TIES/JOCKSTRAP

19

AFTERSHAVE/COLOGNE

10

TOOLS

17


RAZOR/TRIMMER

11


SPORTS EQUIP./GUN

11








Name a U.S. president you think could have been a winner on "Jeopardy!".
 

66

BARACK OBAMA

32

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

7

JOHN F. KENNEDY

10


RONALD REAGAN

9


BILL CLINTON

8








Name something you'd be surprised your grandpa just handed to you.
 

66

CASH/A MILLION

25

HOT GRANNY PORN

5

HIS DENTURES

16


A CONDOM

15


A CAR/KEYS TO IT

5








Tell me a specific part of your spouse's body you could pick out of a lineup.
 

66

LEGS/CANKLES

18

NOSE

10

BEAN BLASTER

15


CHEST/PUPPIES

13


EYES

10








You'd be offended if your best friend told you that you need to get a what?
 

65

LIFE

27

SHOWER/BATH

4

SURGERY/NEW FACE

23


HAIRCUT

7


NEW OUTFIT/GIRDLE

4








Name an old action star who should keep his shirt on.
 

65

"AAH-NOLD"

22

CHUCK NORRIS

6

CLINT EASTWOOD

21


BRUCE WILLIS

9


SLY STALLONE

7








Name an Italian food that an Italian lover can make sound sexy.
 

63

LASAGNA

26

LINGUINE

7

SPAGHETTI

14


PASTA

8


PIZZA

8








We asked 100 women...
Name a famous woman who inspires you.
 

63

MICHELLE OBAMA

23

ELLEN DEGENERES

6

OPRAH WINFREY

18


HILLARY CLINTON

9


MADONNA

7








The good news: You've been reincarnated as a bird. The bad news: It's what kind of bird?
 

63

PIGEON

19

TURKEY

9

VULTURE

14


EXTINCT DODO BIRD

11


CROW/RAVEN

10








Name a food you could eat every day for the rest of your life.
 

62

PIZZA

27

SEAFOOD/SUSHI

7

ICE CREAM

12


PASTA/RAMEN NOODLE

8


FRUIT/FIGS

8








Name something grandma lets grandpa wear at home but not in public.
 

62

SHORTS

19

TEE/HOLEY SHIRT

8

UNDIES/LONG JOHNS

16


PAJAMAS

10


ROBE

9








Name something you can only do for a few minutes at a time.
 

57

RUN/EXERCISE

30

MAKE LOVE

5

HOLD MY BREATH

10


HOUSEWORK/CLEAN

6


READ/STUDY

6








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