Name something a mean wife might use her husband's toothbrush to clean.
 

100

TOILET

84

HER BODY/POOP CHUTE

3

SINK

5

DISHES/PAN

2

FLOOR

3


SHOES

3








Name a famous bear a woman might want her man to dress up like in bed.
 

100

YOGI BEAR

54

TEDDY BEAR

4

SMOKEY BEAR

31

BEAR GRYLLS

2

WINNIE THE POOH

5


BOO-BOO BEAR

4








At the Thanksgiving table, name a reason people are bowing their heads.
 

99

PRAYING/TO LEAVE

85

ASHAMED/OF FAMILY

2

STUFFED & SLEEPY

4

DRUNK

2

BAD FOOD/SPIT'G UP

3


HUNGRY/EATING

3








If there were a superhero called Fatman, tell me something he probably couldn't do like Superman.
 

99

FLY

79

FIT IN PHONE BOOTH

4

LEAP/TALL BUILDING

5

BEND OVER/SEE FEET

3

CUTE SUIT/TIGHTS

4


RUN

4








Name something you might see a squirrel at the park doing with its nuts.
 

99

BURYING/HIDING 'EM

51

CRACKING 'EM

4

EATING 'EM

24

SCRATCHING 'EM

3

CARRY/FILL CHEEKS

13


PLAYING WITH 'EM

4








We asked 100 married women...
On those days when you want to kill your husband, name a reason you don't.
 

99

JAIL/HATE ORANGE

47

HIS PAYCHECK

2

LOVE HIM/GOOD GUY

33

HELPS OUT/MOWS LAWN

2

THE KIDS

9


TOE-CURLING SEX

6








Name a type of snake that a guy might compare his you-know-what to.
 

99

ANACONDA

47

RATTLESNAKE

6

KING COBRA

16

BLACK MAMBA

4

BOA CONSTRICTOR

14


PYTHON

12








We asked 100 married men...
We want the naked truth. What part of your wife's body looks better with clothes on?
 

99

BLUBBER BUTT

45

LEGS

8

MANLY FEET

17

BATWING ARMS

2

PANCAKE BOOBS

16


MUFFIN TOP/BELLY

11








Name something you might do at work to convince your boss you're too sick to be there.
 

99

COUGH VIOLENTLY

44

BLOW NOSE/TISSUE PILE

2

BARF/ON BOSS' SHOE

42

JUST SAY I'M SICK

2

SNEEZE MANIACALLY

7


STAY IN BATHROOM

2








We asked 100 women...
Name an occasion when you slip into something sexy instead of comfortable.
 

99

DATE NIGHT

32

NOOKIE NIGHT!

9

WEDDING/HONEYMOON

20

BIRTHDAY

8

ANNIVERSARY

17


VALENTINE'S DAY

13








We asked 100 single women...
You know a guy is really into you if he kisses your what?
 

99

FOREHEAD/HEAD

30

HAND

11

CHEEK

22

EARS

7

NECK

15


LIPS

14








Name a gripe a woman might have about her computer that she might also have about her man.
 

98

TOO SLOW

68

GOES TO SLEEP

2

DOESN'T WORK/CRASHES

20

CONFUSING/COMPLEX

2

WON'T FOLLOW COMMAND

4


LOW/NO MEMORY

2








We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd do if your date picked you up in a hearse.
 

98

RUN!/DUMP HIM

66

DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT

4

LAUGH/CHEER

13

CHECK FOR CORPSE

3

CRY/SCREAM

6


GET IN & PLAY DEAD

6








Name a gesture a mom would be surprised to see her baby making in an ultrasound.
 

98

FLIPPING THE BIRD

63

SUCKING THUMB/FINGER

6

WAVING

10

HIGH FIVE

3

PEACE SIGN

9


THUMBS UP

7








Name the hairiest part of Steve Harvey's body.
 

98

MUSTACHE/FACE

59

LEGS

3

CHEST

20

BUTT/CRACK

3

BACK

8


ARMS/PITS

5








Name a good musical instrument for someone who is full of hot air.
 

98

TUBA

56

SAXOPHONE

5

TRUMPET

17

FLUTE

4

TROMBONE

8


BAGPIPES

8








Name something you'd hate to find out was living in the walls of your house.
 

98

TERMITES/BUGS

45

ZOMBIE/MONSTER

3

RATS/MICE

42

PERSON/IN-LAWS

2

SNAKES

3


MOLD

3








We asked 100 married women...
Name a place you take your husband where he acts like a zombie.
 

98

THEATER/MOVIE

45

RESTAURANT/BUFFET

2

HOME/TO BED

28

MALL/CRAFT STORE

2

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

16


BALLET/SWAN LAKE

5








Name a question a man's second wife asks him about his first wife that starts with "Was she" what?
 

98

PRETTY/HOT?

43

LIKE ME?

3

BETTER IN BED?

40

A GOOD COOK?

3

FAT/SKINNIER?

5


A BEEYATCH/PSYCHO?

4








We asked 100 married men...
Name something your wife asks you to choose and when you do, it's the wrong choice.
 

98

RESTAURANT/MEAL

40

HOME DECOR/PAINT

6

CLOTHES/HER OUTFIT

25

ANOTHER BABE

2

A GIFT FOR HER

13


MOVIE/TV SHOW

12








Name something a lady cop might do to her husband in the bedroom.
 

97

CUFF HIM

77

TASER HIM

2

CAVITY SEARCH/FRISK

8

TIE HIM UP

2

ARREST HIM

4


SPANK/S&M

4








Name something people do with belly button lint.
 

97

PICK/CLEAN OUT/TOSS

77

EAT IT

3

ROLL INTO A BALL

6

SAVE/COLLECT IT

3

SMELL IT

5


LOOK AT/INSPECT

3








Name something you'd do if you lent a friend a thousand dollars and he forgot to pay you back.
 

97

REMIND/ASK FOR

74

END FRIENDSHIP

3

BEAT/BREAK LEGS

9

FORGIVE/BFF'S 4-EVER

2

YELL/GET MAD

5


SUE HIM

4








Fill in the blank: After a man gets divorced, he might get a new ______ instead of a new wife.
 

97

CAR/TRUCK

62

HOME

2

GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND

18

MOTORCYCLE

2

DOG

11


HOBBY

2








Name someone who might be holding a whip.
 

97

ANIMAL TRAINER

56

COACH/BUGGY DRIVER

2

DOMINATRIX

16

INDIANA JONES

2

COWBOY/RANCHER

12


JOCKEY

9








Name a way that a coward ends a relationship.
 

97

TEXT/"BYE FELICIA"

54

NOTE/ON POST-IT

3

VANISH/MOVE

26

FACEBOOK/SOC. MEDIA

3

E-MAIL

8


CALL

3








Name something you might need if you wanted to hold a séance.
 

97

CANDLES

54

TABLE

6

OUIJA BOARD

19

A STERN TALKING-TO

3

CRYSTAL BALL

8


PEOPLE/A MEDIUM

7








We asked 100 divorced women...
If your ex-husband were reincarnated, which animal would he come back as?
 

97

JACKASS

45

PIG

5

DOG

25

RAT

4

HUMPING RABBIT

9


SNAKE

9








Name a kind of joint that men like.
 

97

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

45

BODY/ANKLE/KNEE

4

STRIP JOINT

20

BALL JOINT

3

WEED/A FATTY

20


DINNER/BBQ

5








Name something specific you like your lover to do to your bottom.
 

97

RUB/CARESS

38

ADMIRE/LOOK AT

5

SPANK/PAT

31

DON'T TOUCH/IGNORE

4

SQUEEZE/GRAB

11


KISS IT

8








Name something a cow might do really slowly after grazing in the farmer's marijuana crop.
 

97

WALK/MOVE

38

MAKE COW PIES

3

MOOOOOOOO!

26

BLINK

2

EAT/CHEW CUD

22


GIVE MILK

6








We asked 100 women...
Wouldn't you know it -- I ran into my ex on the one day I neglected to what?
 

97

WEAR MAKEUP

36

DRESS NICE/WEAR BRA

7

SHOWER/BATHE

24

PUT MY TEETH IN

2

DO MY HAIR

17


SHAVE/LADY STACHE

11








We asked 100 married women...
Fill in the blank: I like it when my man gives me a big what?
 

97

HUG

33

MASSAGE/RUB

9

JUICY SMACKER

21

SMILE

2

GIFT/CAR

19


COMPLIMENT

13








Name something living in your basement that you hope you'll be able to get rid of once and for all.
 

97

SPIDERS/BUGS

32

MY IN-LAWS

4

MICE/RATS

30

A GHOST

2

MOLD/MILDEW

21


MY LOSER KID

8








We asked 100 married men...
In your nightmares, what is your mother-in-law doing to you?
 

96

NAG/TALK/YELL'G

63

SUCK'G FACE/SEDUCING

5

SERVING HER COOKING

12

STAB/CASTRATING ME

4

BEATING ME

7


HUGGING ME

5








Name something you do to your nose.
 

96

BLOW IT

52

SCRUNCH IT

2

PICK A WINNER

26

PIERCE IT

2

SCRATCH/RUB IT

9


WIPE IT

5








Name something good that happens to you that you'd make sure your ex finds out about.
 

96

NEW MATE/SPOUSE

48

LUXURY VACATION

3

WON $$$/LOTTO

33

HEALTHY/FIRM STOOL

2

PROMOTED/NEW JOB

7


HAVING BABY

3








We asked 100 men...
Name something you'd hate to find out a cheap doctor used to circumcise you.
 

96

KNIFE/BUTTER KNIFE

46

HACKSAW/SAW

3

SCISSORS/SHEARS

28

BROKEN BOTTLE

2

RAZOR BLADE

14


CAN OPENER

3








Name something you might borrow from a new friend to impress old friends at your high school reunion.
 

96

COOL CAR

45

MONEY

2

CLOTHES/SHOES

21

PURSE

2

JEWELRY

20


THEIR SPOUSE/MATE

6








Name a state whose people think they're better than anyone else.
 

96

CALIFORNIA

44

NEW JERSEY

3

NEW YORK

27

MASSACHUSETTS

2

TEXAS

17


CONNECTICUT

3








Name something a cat might do during a dinner party that's an appetite killer.
 

96

PUKE/A HAIRBALL

40

MEOW/CRY/PURR

5

LICK SELF/BUTT

18

BEHEAD A MOUSE

3

DROP A DEUCE/SPRAY

16


HOP ON TABLE/EAT

14








Name a kind of doctor that you'd be shocked asked you to take your clothes off.
 

96

DENTIST

38

VETERINARIAN

7

EYE DOCTOR

19

EAR, NOSE & THROAT

2

SHRINK

18


FOOT DOCTOR

12








We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: I've lost count of how many times my wife has made fun of my what?
 

96

FEET/BODY

38

INTELLIGENCE

7

HAIR/LACK OF

18

SENSE OF HUMOR

7

DUDS/CELINE DION TEE

13


COOKING/FOOD

13








We asked 100 single men...
I'd be afraid to date a woman whose ex was a what?
 

96

COP

35

PSYCHO/STALKER

11

WRESTLER/FIGHTER

18

NAVY SEAL

5

CRIMINAL/KILLER

14


BODY BUILDER

13








We asked 100 married men...
What do you think your wife will do as much of in heaven as she did on Earth?
 

96

TALK/COMPLAIN

34

SLEEP

6

SHOP/SPEND

33

CLEAN

5

TEXT

11


LOVE/BE CARING

7








Name something specific a dog might like to do to a cat calendar.
 

96

EAT/CHEW IT

33

SNIFF IT

2

PEE/POOP ON IT

27

LICK IT

2

CLAW/SHRED IT

23


BARK/GROWL AT IT

9








We asked 100 men...
Name something you do with your dog that you'd rather do with a woman.
 

96

HUG/CUDDLE

31

KISS/TONGUE ACTION

12

SLEEP TOGETHER

18

PLAY BALL/CATCH

2

LONG WALK ON BEACH

18


PET/RUB BELLY

15








Name something an employee might do if they think they're being underpaid.
 

96

ASK 4 RAISE/GRIPE

28

GO ON STRIKE

4

SLACK OFF/WORK LESS

27

SULK/BE ANNOYED

2

STEAL/A PEN

19


LOOK FOR JOB/QUIT

16








Tell me something a lady moose might find sexy about her mate.
 

95

ANTLERS/HUGE RACK

78

SO BIG & STRONG

3

PUNGENT SCENT

5

LONG KNOBBY LEGS

2

EXOTIC FACE/NOSE

4


MOOSE KNUCKLE

3








If there were a stripper called The Caveman, name a prop he might use in his act.
 

95

CLUB/STICK

68

WILD HAIR/BEARD

3

PELT/LOINCLOTH

14

FIG LEAF

2

BIG OLE BONE

4


STONE/STONE TOOL

4








We asked 100 married women...
It's bad if your husband lost his wedding ring. It's worse if he lost it where?
 

95

HIS HUSSY'S BED/HOME

59

BAR/GAY CLUB

2

STRIP CLUB

20

WORK

2

HOTEL/MOTEL

9


DOWN SINK/TOILET

3








We asked 100 men...
When you really want to have a good time, there's no place like where?
 

95

HOME/MY WATERBED

57

SPORT EVENT/GOLF

4

BAR/GAY CLUB

18

MY BROSKI'S HOUSE

3

STRIP JOINT

8


OUTDOORS/BEACH

5








Name something an old stripper might fall off of.
 

95

POLE

56

"THE WAGON"

2

STAGE

24

MY LAP

2

CHAIR/STOOL

8


TABLE/BAR

3








If a female cop pulls over the man who dumped her, what might she do to him?
 

95

TICKET HIM

55

LET OFF/WARNING

3

ARREST/CUFF HIM

25

SHOOT HIM

3

FRISK/STRIP SEARCH

5


SCARE/MAKE HIM SWEAT

4








Name something you'd hate to discover has a dead battery when you really need it.
 

95

CAR

53

CAMERA

2

PHONE

26

VIBRATOR

2

FLASHLIGHT

10


TV REMOTE

2








Grandpa discovered grandma was cheating when he found the other guy's what under the bed?
 

95

DUDS/COMPRESSION SOCK

49

CANE/WALKER

3

DENTURES/CREAM

35

GENTLY USED CONDOM

2

WIG/TOUPEE

3


WALLET

3








Breaking news: Santa left Mrs. Claus and ran off with a what?
 

95

ELF/HOT LADY ELF

49

TOOTH FAIRY

3

RUDOLPH

30

FROSTY

2

HOOKER/STRIPPER

8


TOY/TEDDY BEAR

3








Fill in the blank: Remember, when looking for a spouse, good looks are fleeting but ______ is forever.
 

95

LOVE

44

MONEY

3

PERSONALITY/HUMOR

28

UGLY

2

CHARACTER/HEART

14


SMART/DUMB

4








Name a piece of sporting equipment a wife might use to kill her husband.
 

95

BAT

44

HUNTING RIFLE/GUN

3

GOLF CLUB

21

JAVELIN

2

WEIGHTS/DUMBBELL

16


HOCKEY STICK

9








What might grandpa be talking about when he says, "How do you turn this darn thing on?"
 

95

COMPUTER

38

MICROWAVE

2

TV

26

GRANNY'S VIBRATOR

2

CELL PHONE

21


GRANDMA

6








We asked 100 married women...
What would you do if your husband booked your vacation at a nudist camp?
 

95

STAY HOME/CANCEL

38

LAUGH

8

SCREAM/CRY/MAD

20

PUNCH/SMACK HIM

5

DIVORCE HIM

13


GO!/PACK SUNSCREEN

11








Name a complaint a vampire might have about his coffin.
 

95

TOO SMALL

36

STINKS/LIKE GARLIC

6

LIGHT/SEE SUN

31

HARD/NO CUSHION

5

COLD/HOT/STUFFY

10


NO BLOOD TO DRINK

7








Fill in the blank: ______ canal.
 

95

PANAMA CANAL

35

EAR CANAL

4

ROOT CANAL

22

ANAL CANAL

2

ERIE CANAL

22


SUEZ CANAL

10








Name something rude a ventriloquist might do on a date that he'd blame on his dummy.
 

95

BLOW AIR BISCUITS

31

BRING THE DUMMY

6

THROW SHADE/CUSS OUT

26

FLIRT W/ SKANKS

4

FONDLE/KISS

15


BURP

13








Name something a doctor would be surprised to see a grown man do when he gave him a shot.
 

94

CRY

77

ASK FOR A LOLLIPOP

2

SCREAM/SQUEAL

7

RUN OUT

2

FAINT

4


GIGGLE/ENJOY IT

2








We asked 100 women...
What's the most kissable part of you?
 

94

MY LUSCIOUS LIPS

60

MY HEAD/FOREHEAD

3

MY SWAN NECK

13

MY BULGING BELLY

2

MY ROSY CHEEKS

10


MY SUPPLE BREASTS

6








Name a kind of bottle a wife would be holding.
 

94

BOOZE/WINE BOTTLE

58

SODA BOTTLE

2

BABY BOTTLE

27

OIL/OLIVE OIL

2

PERFUME BOTTLE

3


KETCHUP BOTTLE

2








Name something a doctor in a nudist colony treats a lot of patients for.
 

94

SUNBURN

54

CUTS/BRUISES

5

RASH/POISON IVY

16

SPLINTERS

3

STD/THE SYPH

9


BUG BITES

7








Fill in the blank: A female elephant tells a male elephant, "Keep your trunk off my" what?
 

94

HOT BADONK, PERV!

51

FLOPPY EARS

2

SWISHY LI'L TAIL

16

EYE/FACE

2

TRUNK

12


PEANUTS/FOOD

11








Make an animal sound that turns a farmer on.
 

94

MOO

48

CLUCK, CLUCK

2

BAAH

19

NEIGH

2

OINK/SQUEAL

16


COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO

7








Name a place the worst husband ever might be when his wife is giving birth.
 

94

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

48

CASINO/VEGAS

4

GOLF/SPORTS VENUE

15

BIG BERTHA'S BROTHEL

3

NUDIE JOINT

14


LOVER'S ARMS/BED

10








Name something you might see a gardener slow-dancing with.
 

94

A RAKE

45

A SHOVEL

4

A HOE

28

A SCARECROW

3

PLANT/ROSE BUSH

8


GARDEN HOSE

6








Fill in the blank: Bob got arrested at the supermarket after they saw him put a ______ down his pants.
 

94

MEAT/WHOLE CHICKEN

42

LOAF OF BREAD

2

FRUIT/VEGGIE

42

SHIRT/CLOTHES

2

BEER/BOOZE BOTTLE

3


CANDY PACKAGE

3








We asked 100 married women...
Name something you'd never buy your man because he wouldn't look good in it.
 

94

SPEEDO/BIKINI

40

TURTLENECK

5

SKINNY JEANS

20

FEDORA/HAT

2

THONG

20


FITTED SHIRT

7








Name something a woman wears when she's sexy and she knows it.
 

94

LINGERIE/G-STRING

34

NOTHING AT ALL

7

BIKINI

24

LOW-CUT TOP

4

SKIMPY DRESS/SKIRT

15


HEELS/STILETTOS

10








Name a reason your secret is safe with grandma.
 

94

SHE'LL FORGET IT

33

I KNOW HER SECRETS

4

SHE'S DEAD

31

SHE'S A MUTE

3

TRUST/LOVE

13


SHE'S DEAF

10








If you made your snowman anatomically correct, name a food you'd use for his naughty part.
 

94

SAUSAGE/HOT DOG

25

EGGPLANT

10

CUCUMBER/PICKLE

24

ZUCCHINI/SQUASH

5

CARROT

16


BANANA

14








We asked 100 married women...
Tell me something that makes your husband cry.
 

93

DEATH

64

BABIES

3

MOVIE/THE NOTEBOOK

10

NO COOCHIE :-(

3

ONIONS

7


ILLNESS/PAIN

6








Name something you have but your mother thinks you deserve better.
 

93

MATE/SUGAR MAMA

54

2ND GRADE EDUCATION

2

JOB

23

CLOTHES

2

HOME

6


CAR/PINTO

6








To bring in some extra money, name something grandma might start selling.
 

93

FOOD/PRUNE PIE

50

OLD CLOTHES

4

KNITTING/AFGHANS

25

HER HOT GRANNY FANNY

3

JEWELRY

6


DRUGS/METH & EX-LAX

5








Fill in the blank: You know a party is in full swing when everybody starts ______ing.
 

93

DANCING/MACARENA

45

DRINKING

8

SINGING/PEABO BRYSON

16

STRIPPING

6

LAUGHING

9


TALKING/YELLING

9








Name something of yours that has an expiration date.
 

93

FOOD/MILK

43

DEBIT/CREDIT CARD

9

DRIVER'S LICENSE

15

MAKEUP

2

MY BODY/LIFE

12


MEDICINE

12








A person might explode with what?
 

93

ANGER/RAGE

40

DIARRHEA

3

LAUGHTER/HAPPINESS

35

TNT/BOMB

3

GAS/FARTS

8


EXCITEMENT

4








At the cannibal's family Thanksgiving dinner, name a part everyone fights over.
 

92

LEG/THIGH

62

HEART

4

BREAST

12

BRAIN

3

RUMP

6


LIVER

5








Name a reason it would be great to have Steve Harvey as your father.
 

92

RICH/ALLOWANCE

58

GREAT VACAYS

2

HE'S FUNNY

25

ADVICE/GUIDANCE

2

CELEB PALS/DENZEL

3


FREE TICKETS/TO FEUD

2








Name something a wife should buy for herself when her husband forgets her birthday so he'll never forget again.
 

92

JEWELRY

52

DINNER/CAKE

4

CAR/BENTLEY

19

EPIC LOVE WAND

2

CLOTHES/LOUBOUTINS

10


FLOWERS/ROSES

5








Patty divorced her husband after she caught him with her what?
 

92

BEST FRIEND

48

MOM

3

SISTER

29

PET/GOAT

3

CLOTHES/PANTIES

6


MONEY/PAYCHECK

3








A dog might think, "If they leave me alone again, I'm going to chew up their" what?
 

92

SHOES/CLOTHES

45

PLANTS/YARD

2

FURNITURE/PILLOWS

38

KEYS

2

REMOTE

3


BODY/THROAT

2








Name a sexy fabric that makes a good stripper name.
 

92

SILK/SILKY

32

CASHMERE

3

SATIN

26

POLLY ESTHER

2

LACE/LACY

17


VELVET

12








We asked 100 men...
Name something you'd be embarrassed that your grandma could do better than you.
 

92

BENCH PRESS/EXERCISE

26

DRINK/POUND SHOTS

6

SEX/PET THE KITTY

20

COOK/DESSERT

5

SPORTS/HOOPS

19


DRIVE

16








Name something grandma has in her purse in case a man hits on her at the bingo parlor.
 

91

MACE/WEAPON

65

PIC OF GRAMPS/FAM

4

MINTS/GUM

9

BIBLE/BOOK

2

LIPSTICK/MAKEUP

6


CONDOM/PIECE FLEECE

5








If you got to spend a day with Steve Harvey, what would you look forward to doing?
 

91

TALK/JOKE/LAUGH

58

DRINKIN'/NIGHTCAP

2

BE ON FEUD/SHOWS

20

LEAVING!

2

EAT/"BAH-BEE-CUE"

6


DANCE/TWERK

3








At the Academy Awards, an actress yelled, "Someone stole my" what?
 

91

AWARD/OSCAR

45

DIAMONDS/JEWELRY

5

PURSE/MONEY

22

LINE/SPEECH

5

DRESS/SHOES/DUDS

7


SEAT

7








Name something that gets called off.
 

91

WEDDING/ENGAGEMENT

39

SCHOOL

3

SPORTING EVENT

37

A DATE

3

PARTY

5


WORK

4








We asked 100 married men...
Name something your wife thinks she does really well but she doesn't.
 

91

COOKS

38

LAUNDRY/FOLDS

7

CLEANS HOUSE

22

SINGS

7

DANCES

9


SAVES MONEY

8








Name something a dog sees outside and thinks, "You're lucky I'm not out there."
 

91

CAT

35

RABBIT

4

SQUIRREL

24

BIRD

3

PERSON/MAILMAN

14


DOG/SEXY SHIH TZU

11








We asked 100 married women...
Tell me a reason your husband probably wouldn't get much work as a fashion model.
 

91

HE'S A FAT COW

24

SKINNY & BUTTLESS

9

NO FASHION SENSE

22

OLD/ALMOST DEAD

8

HE'S 4'7"

16


HE'S A HAIRY APE

12








Name an excuse a man gives his wife for coming home late that she doesn't buy.
 

90

WORK/MEETING

60

SHOPPING/FOR YOU

3

STUCK IN TRAFFIC

11

GOT LOST

2

CAR TROUBLE/FLAT

7


OUT WITH BUDS/BEER

7








Name a reason a man won't take his shirt off in public.
 

90

PORKY/D-CUP MOOBS

56

HAS SCARS

3

SHY/EMBARRASSED

13

LAWS/RULES

3

FURRY CHEST/BACK

8


PALE/BURNS EASILY

7








We asked 100 men...
Name a fruit a doctor might use to show you how he'll be doing your vasectomy.
 

90

BANANA

46

APPLES

6

CUCUMBER

16

ORANGES

5

GRAPES

10


PLUMS

7








Name something in your doctor's office that's been touched by a lot of sick people.
 

90

DOOR/KNOB

43

PEN

5

MAG/HERPES WEEKLY

17

STETHOSCOPE

3

CHAIR

17


SIGN-IN DESK/SHEET

5








If kids ran the world, what would be the first thing they'd get rid of?
 

90

SCHOOL

43

WORK/JOBS

4

RULES/BEDTIME

16

BULLIES/HATE

3

VEGGIES/GROSS FOOD

15


PARENTS

9








Name something in a kitchen someone might use to murder the Pillsbury Doughboy.
 

90

KNIFE/CLEAVER

42

FORK

2

ROLLING PIN

30

FRYING PAN

2

MIXER/BLENDER

8


OVEN/STOVE

6








Your adult son moved in five years ago. How do you get rid of him?
 

90

"GET OUT"/CHANGE LOCK

37

FIND HIM A MATE

4

CHARGE HIM/RENT

20

CUT CABLE/INTERNET

4

MOVE/SELL HOUSE

13


DON'T FEED HIM

12








We asked 100 men...
Name a sign your girlfriend's parents do not like you.
 

90

WON'T TALK TO ME

30

CALL WRONG NAME

5

I CAN'T COME OVER

25

PRETEND NOT HOME

2

DIRTY LOOKS

23


CRITICIZE/SAY SO

5








Tell me a mean name Kermit might call Miss Piggy when they're having a fight.
 

90

FATTY

30

HAM/HAMBONE

4

HOG/PIG/SWINE

21

OINKER

3

PORK/PORKY

19


BACON/BACON BITS

13








It would be rude for a man to end a relationship by writing "It's over" on a woman's what?
 

90

CAR/WINDSHIELD

29

PHONE/TEXT

6

BODY/FOREHEAD

23

DOOR/HOUSE/WALL

4

FACEBOOK/WEBSITE

15


MIRROR

13








Name something a flight attendant might throw at a rude passenger on her last day of work.
 

89

HOT COFFEE/DRINK

52

TANTRUM/CUSS WORD

2

PEANUTS/FOOD

25

SEAT BELT

2

PILLOW

5


DISHES/A GLASS

3








Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse knew they were soul mates because they both what?
 

89

ARE MICE

50

LOVE EACH OTHER

6

LIKE CHEESE

10

CAN DANCE

3

TALK/SQUEAKY VOICES

10


HAVE BIG EARS

10








Name someone rich people try to bribe to get special treatment.
 

89

POLITICIAN/GOV'T

23

JUDGE

12

RESTAURANT STAFF

20

BANKER

3

COLLEGE/TEACHER

16


POLICE

15








Tell me something specific that Miss Piggy probably finds sexy about Kermit.
 

89

HOT SHADE OF GREEN

21

LONG TONGUE/MOUTH

11

VOICE/RIBBIT

20

PERSONALITY

3

DEM LEGS/DAT BOD

19


DREAMY EYES

15








If you could go back to being a baby for a day, name something you'd enjoy doing most.
 

88

SLEEPING/NAPS

60

PLAYING

3

CUDDLED/CARRIED

9

ROCKING/SWINGING

3

SUCKLING/EATING

9


PEE/POO ON MYSELF

4








Name something grandma has that tells you she was once a girl gone wild.
 

88

TATT/TRAMP STAMP

58

SEX TOY/WHIP

3

SEXY DUDS/8" HEELS

15

A BONG

2

PICS/NUDES

6


MARDI GRAS BEADS

4








Fill in the blank: A chicken might say, "If you like wings, a ______ has bigger ones than I do."
 

88

TURKEY

58

HAWK

5

EAGLE

7

DUCK

5

AIRPLANE

7


OSTRICH

6








We asked 100 men...
Name something specific you put on when you want to feel sexy.
 

88

COLOGNE

47

MUSIC

5

GIRAFFE THONG

16

TIGHT/SEXY SHIRT

4

ROBE

11


SPEEDO

5








Name the occupation of someone who, if they say "Don't panic," you start to panic.
 

88

DOCTOR/DENTIST

27

EMT/MEDIC

5

PILOT/FLIGHT CREW

23

PLUMBER

2

FIREFIGHTER

16


COP

15








A family is a lot like a box of assorted chocolates because some are what?
 

87

NUTS

63

GROSS/ROTTEN

3

DIFFERENT

9

GOOD

2

SWEET

7


DARK

3








Name something the church could get that might suddenly make a man want to attend.
 

87

BABES/STRIPPER CHOIR

55

NEW/GOOD PASTOR

5

FREE FOOD/WINGS

8

NEW TUNES/TRAP MUSIC

4

BEER/OPEN BAR

8


TV/NFL PACKAGE

7








When you're finally in heaven, name something you can stop worrying about.
 

87

MONEY/BILLS

34

MY KID/FAMILY

9

GOING TO HEAVEN/HELL

14

AGING/DYING

8

WEIGHT/KALE DIET

12


HEALTH

10








Adult kids are sick of their parents asking, "When are you going to" what?
 

87

GET HITCHED

20

GROW UP

11

POP SOME SPAWN

18

GET A JOB

7

CLEAN/YOUR ROOM

17


MOVE THE HELL OUT

14








We asked 100 women...
Name a way you'd describe a Thanksgiving turkey and your lover.
 

87

JUICY

19

STUFFED

10

HOT

19

PLUMP/CHUBBY/BIG

9

DELICIOUS/TASTY

18


TENDER

12








We asked 100 men...
Name something you have more of than Steve Harvey.
 

86

HAIR/BLONDE HAIR

70

DEBT

2

PERSONALITY/HUMOR

6

HEIGHT

2

CHILDREN

3


FRIENDS

3








We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: My specialty is making women ______.
 

86

HAPPY/LAUGH

55

CRINGE/DISGUSTED

4

SAFE/COMFY

9

RUN AWAY/LEAVE

3

ANNOYED/CRAZY

9


CRY

6








We asked 100 men...
If you were dating a stripper, what might you tell your parents she did for a living?
 

86

PRO DANCER/BALLET

51

ACTRESS/TONY WINNER

3

WAITRESS

14

BARTENDER

3

MODEL

11


STRIPPER

4








What's something that could kill you with one bite?
 

86

SNAKE/ASP

47

ALLIGATOR/CROC

4

SHARK

20

POISON/ARSENIC

4

LION

6


SPIDER/BLACK WIDOW

5








Name something a man asks a woman that starts with "What's your..."
 

86

NAME?

47

PROBLEM?

4

PHONE NUMBER?

14

OCCUPATION?

4

SIGN?

11


BRA SIZE?

6








Name something a man might juggle.
 

86

BALLS

39

CANS/BEER

4

WOMEN/DATES

22

BOWLING PINS

4

WORK/JOBS

10


FRUIT/ORANGES

7








We asked 100 women...
Name a kind of glass you can fit one of your breasts into.
 

86

WINE GLASS/GOBLET

25

SHOT GLASS

9

BOWL/SOUP CUP

19

MARGARITA GLASS

7

COFFEE/TEA CUP

14


BEER/PINT GLASS

12








We asked 100 women...
Superman's got the power, but name a reason Batman is sexier.
 

86

KINKY BATSUIT/MASK

23

THAT RASPY VOICE

5

BATMOBILE

20

HOT BOD

4

MYSTERIOUS/DARK

18


HE'S RICH

16








Name something that might be missing at a really cheap circus.
 

85

ANIMALS

57

ACROBATS

3

CLOWNS

11

RINGMASTER

3

A TENT

6


COTTON CANDY/FOOD

5








Name something in a bar that might be flat.
 

85

BEER

52

THE CHICKS

4

TABLE/BAR COUNTER

14

COASTERS

3

SODA

7


BARSTOOL

5








Fill in the blank: I'd love to get my hands on Steve Harvey's what?
 

85

MONEY

47

NECK/THROAT

5

SLICK BALD HEAD

17

HANDS

4

CLOTHES/HAT

6


LADY-TICKLIN' STACHE

6








Name a reason you might not invite your boss over for dinner.
 

85

HATE THEIR GUTS

41

HITS ON MY MATE

4

TINY DUMPY HOUSE

22

MY 8 DOGS/6 CATS

3

I CAN'T COOK

10


WORK-LIFE BOUNDARY

5








Name something that might land on the floor when a stripper's upside down on the pole.
 

85

MONEY/TIPS

38

JEWELRY

5

HAIR/WIG

16

JACKED/FALSE TEETH

4

OUTFIT/HEELS

15


MASSIVE KNOCKERS

7








Men don't cry much. But when they do, it's probably where?
 

85

FUNERAL/GRAVE

31

HOSPITAL/BIRTH

5

HOME/BATHROOM

31

WEDDING/THEIRS

4

MOVIES/PLAYS

8


SPORTS/GAME

6








Name someone to whom it would be inappropriate to give the gift of underwear.
 

85

BOSS/COWORKER

29

GRANDMA

8

PARENT

23

CLERGY/NUN

6

TEACHER

10


IN-LAW

9








Name something a sexy cowgirl has that might be made out of leather.
 

85

CHAPS

28

PANTIES/THONG

9

BOOTS

20

WHIP

8

BRA

11


PANTS

9








We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd like to do to Steve Harvey while he's sleeping.
 

85

SHAVE STACHE/HEAD

23

POKE HIM

6

TICKLE/WITH FEATHER

19

RUB HIS HEAD

5

DRAW ON HIM

17


KISS/EACH BREAST

15








We asked 100 married men...
I wish my wife's bottom looked like whose?
 

85

JENNIFER LOPEZ'S

22

HER OWN/AT AGE 19

11

BEYONCE'S

16

KIM KARDASHIAN'S

10

JENNIFER ANISTON'S

15


MICHELLE OBAMA'S

11








Name a way a woman might say her man is like her favorite pair of shoes.
 

84

COMFY FIT/BROKEN IN

64

CLEAN

2

SEXY/LOOKS GOOD

6

WALK ALL OVER HIM

2

OLD & WORN-OUT

5


TIGHT

5








Name something people like to drink that starts with the letter M.
 

84

MILK

48

MARTINI

6

MARGARITA

11

MOJITO

4

MILKSHAKE

9


MOUNTAIN DEW

6








Name a place where a man could lose his shirt.
 

84

CASINO/POKER GAME

43

A POOL

4

BEACH/FIJI

22

A FIGHT/WRESTLING

3

GYM/LOCKER ROOM

7


HOME/BEDROOM

5








We asked 100 men...
Name something you suspect your woman just pretends to like, but that's okay with you.
 

84

SPORTS/THE CUBS

35

MY ODD BOD

5

SEX/WITH JUST ME

24

MY LOOKS/BEARD

3

MY HUMOR

12


VIDEO GAMES

5








Name a specific place in the car where a pothead hides his weed.
 

84

UNDER/IN SEAT

33

CONSOLE/CUP HOLDER

9

GLOVE COMPARTMENT

16

UNDER CARPET/MAT

5

TIRE/WHEEL WELL

12


TRUNK

9








Name something a billionaire has that might be as big as your house.
 

84

BOAT/YACHT

30

BANK VAULT/MONEY

9

SWIMMING POOL

16

AN EGO

6

GARAGE

13


BATHROOM

10








Name the worst place to be at midnight on New Year's Eve.
 

84

JAIL

29

FREEWAY/TRAFFIC

4

TIMES SQUARE/NYC

22

HOSPITAL

3

HOME/IN BED

17


BATHROOM/PUKING

9








Name a souvenir a woman might bring home from a male strip show.
 

83

THONG/JOCK

55

MUG/SHOT GLASS

5

BOW TIE/TIE

8

THE STRIPPER!

3

HIS RIPPED SHIRT

6


SEXY PICS

6








You've got 24 hours to live. What's on your to-do list?
 

83

SEE/CALL LOVED ONES

36

PRAY/SPREAD GOSPEL

7

EAT

14

SKYDIVE

5

AMUSEMENT PARK

12


SEX/DELIGHTFUL ORGY

9








Name something a wife might fantasize about pushing her husband off of.
 

82

CLIFF/MT. EVEREST

51

THE COUCH

5

THE BED

10

HIS "HIGH HORSE"

3

BRIDGE

7


DIVING BOARD/POOL

6








Name something specific a man does that makes a woman think a marriage proposal is in her future.
 

82

BUYS RING/"SIZE?"

41

DINNER/AT RED LOBSTER

5

TALKS ABOUT FUTURE

13

GETS ON ONE KNEE

3

SAYS "I LOVE YOU"

11


SHE/HE MEETS FOLKS

9








Name a bad habit that could get you kicked out of your carpool.
 

82

SMOKING

34

SPEEDING

5

BLOWIN' BROWN CLOUDS

25

BEING LATE

5

BOOGERS ON SEAT

7


YAP/COMPLAIN

6








What might someone teach a parrot to say to ward off burglars when they're not home?
 

82

GOTTA GUN!

33

PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

3

POLICE/CALL 911!

27

HELLO!

3

SIC 'EM, DOG/WOOF!

8


FREEZE/HALT!

8








Name a four-letter word you call your spouse.
 

82

BABE/BABY

33

LAZY

4

DEAR

21

JERK

3

LOVE

12


WIFE

9








If you're at a wild party and everyone is naked, name someone you'd hate to see show up.
 

82

A CELEB

32

MY IN-LAWS

5

MY MOM/DAD

25

MY EX

5

MY SPOUSE/MATE

9


THE FUZZ

6








Name an occupation where you get paid to make things disappear.
 

81

MAGICIAN

55

PLUMBER

3

CLEANING/JANITOR

9

SPY

3

GARBAGE MAN

7


HIT MAN/MOBSTER

4








Name something that a woman who's naughty might leave out for Santa.
 

81

PANTIES/LINGERIE

40

HERSELF/ONE BOOB

5

BOOZE

16

ELF VIBRATOR/TOY

5

NUDE/LEWD PICS

8


CANDY CANE CONDOM

7








You need the exact word for this question...
A man might say, "The weather today is a lot like my date last night. It's" what?
 

81

COLD

33

WET

5

HOT

25

CHILLY

4

FRIGID

9


STORMY

5








We asked 100 men...
You know it will be a bad date if the first thing she pulls out of her purse is what?
 

81

PHONE/TINDER

30

WEDDING RING

5

GLOCK/KNIFE

23

CONDOM

3

MACE

15


TAPE RECORDER

5








Where does a nudist carry their car keys?
 

80

AROUND NECK

22

WRIST/BRACELET

8

TUSH/POOP CHUTE

17

MOUTH

4

HAND/FINGER

16


PURSE/FANNY PACK

13








We asked 100 married men...
Name someone you'd hate to hear you hit on while you were drunk.
 

79

MOTHER-IN-LAW

29

BUDDY'S WIFE

8

WIFE'S BESTIE

14

COWORKER

7

SISTER-IN-LAW

11


AN UGLY CHICK

10








Name something that might be fuzzy.
 

78

BEAR/ANIMAL

33

SLIPPERS

5

PEACH/FRUIT

19

SWEATER

4

PERSON/BEARD

10


STUFFED ANIMAL

7








Name a place you might wake up and not remember how you got there.
 

78

MY HOME/LAWN

30

HOTEL/MOTEL

8

SOMEONE'S HOUSE/BED

17

CAR

5

JAIL CELL

10


HOSPITAL

8








The man in the first row at the strip show got hit in the face with a what?
 

78

BRA

27

DOLLAR BILL

3

G-STRING/PANTIES

22

BOA/SCARF

3

PASTIE/TASSEL

12


BIG OLE BOOBIE

11








As a punishment in hell, name something the women there would be forced to wear.
 

77

STILETTOS

34

BALL & CHAIN

5

CORSET/GIRDLE/SPANX

15

GAG

3

BRA/UNDERWIRE

12


THONG/G-STRING

8








Tell me the name of an animal that the farmer calls his wife but he means it as a compliment.
 

77

HEIFER/COW

29

KITTY/CAT/PUSS

7

CHICK/CHICKEN

14

LAMB/SHEEP

5

PIG/BABE

12


HORSE/NAG

10








Tell me a game show that would make a great title for a book about your love life.
 

77

JEOPARDY

28

THE PRICE IS RIGHT

3

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

21

PRESS YOUR LUCK

3

FAMILY FEUD

14


LET'S MAKE A DEAL

8








Name a place a man might work for free just to be around hot-looking women.
 

77

STRIP JOINT

22

EATERY/HOOTERS

7

GYM/YOGA STUDIO

18

CLOTHES/BRA STORE

5

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

16


POOL/WATER PARK

9








What do you think heaven smells like?
 

76

FLOWERS

43

VANILLA

5

BAKERY/COOKIES

10

LINEN/LAUNDRY

5

FRESH AIR/RAIN

7


CHOCOLATE

6








Name something that people get caught in.
 

75

LIES/GOSSIP

34

A BIND/TROUBLE

5

BAD WEATHER

13

A TRAP/SPEED TRAP

5

TRAFFIC

10


BED/TORRID AFFAIR

8








Name a children's game that lovers play in the bedroom.
 

74

HIDE-AND-SEEK

26

TAG

6

DOCTOR

17

PEEKABOO

4

TWISTER

11


SPIN THE BOTTLE

10








Name a food a woman might take a ferocious bite out of to scare her man.
 

72

HOT DOG/SAUSAGE

26

TURKEY LEG

4

BLOODY STEAK/BURGER

18

A HOT PEPPER

4

BANANA

15


APPLE

5








Name a kind of car that a man might fantasize about making love in.
 

72

FERRARI

18

LIMO

8

CORVETTE

17

MUSTANG

7

PORSCHE

12


LAMBORGHINI

10








If you have an extra-large grave, name something you can actually take with you when you die.
 

71

CAR/TRUCK

30

TV

5

BED/FURNITURE

14

MONEY/COIN COLLECT'N

5

PETS/HORSE

12


CLOTHES/SHOES

5








What's the most unusual animal you've kissed?
 

69

DOG

30

SNAKE

4

CAT

19

BIRD/DUCK

4

FISH/SHARK

6


TURTLE

6








Name something Mrs. Claus wants for Christmas that can't be made by the elves.
 

68

SANTA'S SOUTH POLE

45

WARM WEATHER/HEAT

4

BABY/GRANDKIDS

5

DIAMONDS/JEWELRY

4

VACATION

5


CAR/CORVETTE

5








If all the TV hosts got into a fistfight, who would win?
 

68

STEVE HARVEY

36

DR. PHIL

4

OPRAH

10

BOB BARKER

4

ELLEN

7


JIMMY KIMMEL

7








Name something you'd be shocked to see if your kid told you, "He followed me home -- can I keep him?"
 

68

DOG/PUPPY

20

ALLIGATOR/CROC

5

PERSON/CREEPY CLOWN

19

RAT/MOUSE

4

SKUNK

10


HORSE/PONY

10








Fill in the blank: Grandpa might flirt with the old ladies by showing them his what?
 

68

GUMMY SMILE/TEETH

20

MEDALS

6

WALLET/$2 BILL

18

HIS "6-SHOOTER"

6

CHEST/HAIRY BOOBS

10


MUSCLES

8








Name an animal whose tail you wouldn't dare pull.
 

68

LION

18

SKUNK

8

TIGER

15

DONKEY/MULE

7

BULL

11


CAT

9








Name a kind of car you'd be surprised to see a pizza delivery guy was driving.
 

67

BMW

18

CORVETTE

7

MERCEDES-BENZ

18

CADILLAC

5

FERRARI

10


PORSCHE

9








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: My man is like a puppy dog because of the way he what?
 

66

WHINES/POUTS

17

SNORES/SLEEPS

8

FOLLOWS ME

16

PANTS

7

BEGS

10


CUDDLES

8








A man loses interest in a woman the minute she tells him what?
 

65

I HAVE KIDS/PREGGO

31

I'M HEAVILY DISEASED

5

I'M MARRIED

9

NO SEX/HEADACHE

5

WANT MARRIAGE/A BOO

9


LET'S MAKE BABIES!

6








Name some advice the world's greatest kissing expert has for you.
 

64

FRESH BREATH/BRUSH

17

PASSION/EMOTION

8

CLOSE YOUR EYES

14

DON'T SLOBBER

8

MORE TONGUE

9


PRACTICE OFTEN

8








If you won a vacation at a nudist camp and you could wear one thing, what would you choose?
 

63

HAT

16

SWIMSUIT/SPEEDO

8

UNDIES/PANTIES

15

FLIP-FLOPS/SHOES

6

GLASSES/SHADES

9


DRESS/TOGA

9








Name a woman whose body shape has helped shape her career.
 

62

KIM KARDASHIAN

19

MARILYN MONROE

7

PAMELA ANDERSON

12

OPRAH

3

JENNIFER LOPEZ

11


CINDY CRAWFORD

10








Name a talk show host who's your best friend in your head.
 

61

ELLEN

26

DR. PHIL

3

OPRAH

14

JIMMY FALLON

3

STEVE HARVEY

9


STEPHEN COLBERT

6








Tell me a B word that Mrs. Claus might use to describe Santa.
 

60

BIG

35

BEARDED

4

BABY/BABE

7

BUBBLY

4

BOSSY/BOSS

5


BAD

5








Name an occupation whose men should show more respect for women.
 

60

CONSTRUCT'N/CARPENTRY

18

POLICE

7

POLITICS

12

SPORTS

6

ENTERTAINMENT/NEWS

9


DOCTOR

8








Name an occupation whose men are being replaced by women.
 

60

DOCTOR/DENTIST

17

POLICE OFFICER

8

POLITICIAN

10

CONSTRUCTION

7

CEO

10


FIREFIGHTER

8








Fill in the blank: Meat ______.
 

59

MEAT MARKET

17

MEAT CLEAVER

4

MEATLOAF

16

MEAT LOCKER

4

MEATBALL

13


MEATHEAD

5








If Steve Harvey were working as a stripper, name a prop he might use in his act.
 

57

TOP HAT

16

A WIG

7

MICROPHONE

12

HIS MUSTACHE

6

STRIPPER POLE

8


SUIT & TIE

8








Name something in your house that's old and disgusting.
 

56

PIPES

13

BATHROOM/TOILET

8

CARPET/RUGS

11

GARBAGE/TRASH CANS

7

FURNITURE

9


MY FAMILY/ROOMIE

8








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