"Family Feud" surveys | Season 20

Name something a mean wife might use her husband's toothbrush to clean.

100

TOILET	84	HER BODY/POOP CHUTE	3
SINK	5	DISHES/PAN	2
FLOOR	3
SHOES	3

Name a famous bear a woman might want her man to dress up like in bed.

100

YOGI BEAR	54	TEDDY BEAR	4
SMOKEY BEAR	31	BEAR GRYLLS	2
WINNIE THE POOH	5
BOO-BOO BEAR	4

At the Thanksgiving table, name a reason people are bowing their heads.

PRAYING/TO LEAVE	85	ASHAMED/OF FAMILY	2
STUFFED & SLEEPY	4	DRUNK	2
BAD FOOD/SPIT'G UP	3
HUNGRY/EATING	3

If there were a superhero called Fatman, tell me something he probably couldn't do like Superman.

FLY	79	FIT IN PHONE BOOTH	4
LEAP/TALL BUILDING	5	BEND OVER/SEE FEET	3
CUTE SUIT/TIGHTS	4
RUN	4

Name something you might see a squirrel at the park doing with its nuts.

BURYING/HIDING 'EM	51	CRACKING 'EM	4
EATING 'EM	24	SCRATCHING 'EM	3
CARRY/FILL CHEEKS	13
PLAYING WITH 'EM	4

We asked 100 married women...
On those days when you want to kill your husband, name a reason you don't.

JAIL/HATE ORANGE	47	HIS PAYCHECK	2
LOVE HIM/GOOD GUY	33	HELPS OUT/MOWS LAWN	2
THE KIDS	9
TOE-CURLING SEX	6

Name a type of snake that a guy might compare his you-know-what to.

ANACONDA	47	RATTLESNAKE	6
KING COBRA	16	BLACK MAMBA	4
BOA CONSTRICTOR	14
PYTHON	12

We asked 100 married men...
We want the naked truth. What part of your wife's body looks better with clothes on?

BLUBBER BUTT	45	LEGS	8
MANLY FEET	17	BATWING ARMS	2
PANCAKE BOOBS	16
MUFFIN TOP/BELLY	11

Name something you might do at work to convince your boss you're too sick to be there.

COUGH VIOLENTLY	44	BLOW NOSE/TISSUE PILE	2
BARF/ON BOSS' SHOE	42	JUST SAY I'M SICK	2
SNEEZE MANIACALLY	7
STAY IN BATHROOM	2

We asked 100 women...
Name an occasion when you slip into something sexy instead of comfortable.

DATE NIGHT	32	NOOKIE NIGHT!	9
WEDDING/HONEYMOON	20	BIRTHDAY	8
ANNIVERSARY	17
VALENTINE'S DAY	13

We asked 100 single women...
You know a guy is really into you if he kisses your what?

FOREHEAD/HEAD	30	HAND	11
CHEEK	22	EARS	7
NECK	15
LIPS	14

Name a gripe a woman might have about her computer that she might also have about her man.

TOO SLOW	68	GOES TO SLEEP	2
DOESN'T WORK/CRASHES	20	CONFUSING/COMPLEX	2
WON'T FOLLOW COMMAND	4
LOW/NO MEMORY	2

We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd do if your date picked you up in a hearse.

RUN!/DUMP HIM	66	DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT	4
LAUGH/CHEER	13	CHECK FOR CORPSE	3
CRY/SCREAM	6
GET IN & PLAY DEAD	6

Name a gesture a mom would be surprised to see her baby making in an ultrasound.

FLIPPING THE BIRD	63	SUCKING THUMB/FINGER	6
WAVING	10	HIGH FIVE	3
PEACE SIGN	9
THUMBS UP	7

Name the hairiest part of Steve Harvey's body.

MUSTACHE/FACE	59	LEGS	3
CHEST	20	BUTT/CRACK	3
BACK	8
ARMS/PITS	5

Name a good musical instrument for someone who is full of hot air.

TUBA	56	SAXOPHONE	5
TRUMPET	17	FLUTE	4
TROMBONE	8
BAGPIPES	8

Name something you'd hate to find out was living in the walls of your house.

TERMITES/BUGS	45	ZOMBIE/MONSTER	3
RATS/MICE	42	PERSON/IN-LAWS	2
SNAKES	3
MOLD	3

We asked 100 married women...
Name a place you take your husband where he acts like a zombie.

THEATER/MOVIE	45	RESTAURANT/BUFFET	2
HOME/TO BED	28	MALL/CRAFT STORE	2
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	16
BALLET/SWAN LAKE	5

Name a question a man's second wife asks him about his first wife that starts with "Was she" what?

PRETTY/HOT?	43	LIKE ME?	3
BETTER IN BED?	40	A GOOD COOK?	3
FAT/SKINNIER?	5
A BEEYATCH/PSYCHO?	4

We asked 100 married men...
Name something your wife asks you to choose and when you do, it's the wrong choice.

RESTAURANT/MEAL	40	HOME DECOR/PAINT	6
CLOTHES/HER OUTFIT	25	ANOTHER BABE	2
A GIFT FOR HER	13
MOVIE/TV SHOW	12

Name something a lady cop might do to her husband in the bedroom.

CUFF HIM	77	TASER HIM	2
CAVITY SEARCH/FRISK	8	TIE HIM UP	2
ARREST HIM	4
SPANK/S&M	4

Name something people do with belly button lint.

PICK/CLEAN OUT/TOSS	77	EAT IT	3
ROLL INTO A BALL	6	SAVE/COLLECT IT	3
SMELL IT	5
LOOK AT/INSPECT	3

Name something you'd do if you lent a friend a thousand dollars and he forgot to pay you back.

REMIND/ASK FOR	74	END FRIENDSHIP	3
BEAT/BREAK LEGS	9	FORGIVE/BFF'S 4-EVER	2
YELL/GET MAD	5
SUE HIM	4

Fill in the blank: After a man gets divorced, he might get a new ______ instead of a new wife.

CAR/TRUCK	62	HOME	2
GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND	18	MOTORCYCLE	2
DOG	11
HOBBY	2

Name someone who might be holding a whip.

ANIMAL TRAINER	56	COACH/BUGGY DRIVER	2
DOMINATRIX	16	INDIANA JONES	2
COWBOY/RANCHER	12
JOCKEY	9

Name a way that a coward ends a relationship.

TEXT/"BYE FELICIA"	54	NOTE/ON POST-IT	3
VANISH/MOVE	26	FACEBOOK/SOC. MEDIA	3
E-MAIL	8
CALL	3

Name something you might need if you wanted to hold a séance.

CANDLES	54	TABLE	6
OUIJA BOARD	19	A STERN TALKING-TO	3
CRYSTAL BALL	8
PEOPLE/A MEDIUM	7

We asked 100 divorced women...
If your ex-husband were reincarnated, which animal would he come back as?

JACKASS	45	PIG	5
DOG	25	RAT	4
HUMPING RABBIT	9
SNAKE	9

Name a kind of joint that men like.

BAR/NIGHTCLUB	45	BODY/ANKLE/KNEE	4
STRIP JOINT	20	BALL JOINT	3
WEED/A FATTY	20
DINNER/BBQ	5

Name something specific you like your lover to do to your bottom.

RUB/CARESS	38	ADMIRE/LOOK AT	5
SPANK/PAT	31	DON'T TOUCH/IGNORE	4
SQUEEZE/GRAB	11
KISS IT	8

Name something a cow might do really slowly after grazing in the farmer's marijuana crop.

WALK/MOVE	38	MAKE COW PIES	3
MOOOOOOOO!	26	BLINK	2
EAT/CHEW CUD	22
GIVE MILK	6

We asked 100 women...
Wouldn't you know it -- I ran into my ex on the one day I neglected to what?

WEAR MAKEUP	36	DRESS NICE/WEAR BRA	7
SHOWER/BATHE	24	PUT MY TEETH IN	2
DO MY HAIR	17
SHAVE/LADY STACHE	11

We asked 100 married women...
Fill in the blank: I like it when my man gives me a big what?

HUG	33	MASSAGE/RUB	9
JUICY SMACKER	21	SMILE	2
GIFT/CAR	19
COMPLIMENT	13

Name something living in your basement that you hope you'll be able to get rid of once and for all.

SPIDERS/BUGS	32	MY IN-LAWS	4
MICE/RATS	30	A GHOST	2
MOLD/MILDEW	21
MY LOSER KID	8

We asked 100 married men...
In your nightmares, what is your mother-in-law doing to you?

NAG/TALK/YELL'G	63	SUCK'G FACE/SEDUCING	5
SERVING HER COOKING	12	STAB/CASTRATING ME	4
BEATING ME	7
HUGGING ME	5

Name something you do to your nose.

BLOW IT	52	SCRUNCH IT	2
PICK A WINNER	26	PIERCE IT	2
SCRATCH/RUB IT	9
WIPE IT	5

Name something good that happens to you that you'd make sure your ex finds out about.

NEW MATE/SPOUSE	48	LUXURY VACATION	3
WON $$$/LOTTO	33	HEALTHY/FIRM STOOL	2
PROMOTED/NEW JOB	7
HAVING BABY	3

We asked 100 men...
Name something you'd hate to find out a cheap doctor used to circumcise you.

KNIFE/BUTTER KNIFE	46	HACKSAW/SAW	3
SCISSORS/SHEARS	28	BROKEN BOTTLE	2
RAZOR BLADE	14
CAN OPENER	3

Name something you might borrow from a new friend to impress old friends at your high school reunion.

COOL CAR	45	MONEY	2
CLOTHES/SHOES	21	PURSE	2
JEWELRY	20
THEIR SPOUSE/MATE	6

Name a state whose people think they're better than anyone else.

CALIFORNIA	44	NEW JERSEY	3
NEW YORK	27	MASSACHUSETTS	2
TEXAS	17
CONNECTICUT	3

Name something a cat might do during a dinner party that's an appetite killer.

PUKE/A HAIRBALL	40	MEOW/CRY/PURR	5
LICK SELF/BUTT	18	BEHEAD A MOUSE	3
DROP A DEUCE/SPRAY	16
HOP ON TABLE/EAT	14

Name a kind of doctor that you'd be shocked asked you to take your clothes off.

DENTIST	38	VETERINARIAN	7
EYE DOCTOR	19	EAR, NOSE & THROAT	2
SHRINK	18
FOOT DOCTOR	12

We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: I've lost count of how many times my wife has made fun of my what?

FEET/BODY	38	INTELLIGENCE	7
HAIR/LACK OF	18	SENSE OF HUMOR	7
DUDS/CELINE DION TEE	13
COOKING/FOOD	13

We asked 100 single men...
I'd be afraid to date a woman whose ex was a what?

COP	35	PSYCHO/STALKER	11
WRESTLER/FIGHTER	18	NAVY SEAL	5
CRIMINAL/KILLER	14
BODY BUILDER	13

We asked 100 married men...
What do you think your wife will do as much of in heaven as she did on Earth?

TALK/COMPLAIN	34	SLEEP	6
SHOP/SPEND	33	CLEAN	5
TEXT	11
LOVE/BE CARING	7

Name something specific a dog might like to do to a cat calendar.

EAT/CHEW IT	33	SNIFF IT	2
PEE/POOP ON IT	27	LICK IT	2
CLAW/SHRED IT	23
BARK/GROWL AT IT	9

We asked 100 men...
Name something you do with your dog that you'd rather do with a woman.

HUG/CUDDLE	31	KISS/TONGUE ACTION	12
SLEEP TOGETHER	18	PLAY BALL/CATCH	2
LONG WALK ON BEACH	18
PET/RUB BELLY	15

Name something an employee might do if they think they're being underpaid.

ASK 4 RAISE/GRIPE	28	GO ON STRIKE	4
SLACK OFF/WORK LESS	27	SULK/BE ANNOYED	2
STEAL/A PEN	19
LOOK FOR JOB/QUIT	16

Tell me something a lady moose might find sexy about her mate.

ANTLERS/HUGE RACK	78	SO BIG & STRONG	3
PUNGENT SCENT	5	LONG KNOBBY LEGS	2
EXOTIC FACE/NOSE	4
MOOSE KNUCKLE	3

If there were a stripper called The Caveman, name a prop he might use in his act.

CLUB/STICK	68	WILD HAIR/BEARD	3
PELT/LOINCLOTH	14	FIG LEAF	2
BIG OLE BONE	4
STONE/STONE TOOL	4

We asked 100 married women...
It's bad if your husband lost his wedding ring. It's worse if he lost it where?

HIS HUSSY'S BED/HOME	59	BAR/GAY CLUB	2
STRIP CLUB	20	WORK	2
HOTEL/MOTEL	9
DOWN SINK/TOILET	3

We asked 100 men...
When you really want to have a good time, there's no place like where?

HOME/MY WATERBED	57	SPORT EVENT/GOLF	4
BAR/GAY CLUB	18	MY BROSKI'S HOUSE	3
STRIP JOINT	8
OUTDOORS/BEACH	5

Name something an old stripper might fall off of.

POLE	56	"THE WAGON"	2
STAGE	24	MY LAP	2
CHAIR/STOOL	8
TABLE/BAR	3

If a female cop pulls over the man who dumped her, what might she do to him?

TICKET HIM	55	LET OFF/WARNING	3
ARREST/CUFF HIM	25	SHOOT HIM	3
FRISK/STRIP SEARCH	5
SCARE/MAKE HIM SWEAT	4

Name something you'd hate to discover has a dead battery when you really need it.

CAR	53	CAMERA	2
PHONE	26	VIBRATOR	2
FLASHLIGHT	10
TV REMOTE	2

Grandpa discovered grandma was cheating when he found the other guy's what under the bed?

DUDS/COMPRESSION SOCK	49	CANE/WALKER	3
DENTURES/CREAM	35	GENTLY USED CONDOM	2
WIG/TOUPEE	3
WALLET	3

Breaking news: Santa left Mrs. Claus and ran off with a what?

ELF/HOT LADY ELF	49	TOOTH FAIRY	3
RUDOLPH	30	FROSTY	2
HOOKER/STRIPPER	8
TOY/TEDDY BEAR	3

Fill in the blank: Remember, when looking for a spouse, good looks are fleeting but ______ is forever.

LOVE	44	MONEY	3
PERSONALITY/HUMOR	28	UGLY	2
CHARACTER/HEART	14
SMART/DUMB	4

Name a piece of sporting equipment a wife might use to kill her husband.

BAT	44	HUNTING RIFLE/GUN	3
GOLF CLUB	21	JAVELIN	2
WEIGHTS/DUMBBELL	16
HOCKEY STICK	9

What might grandpa be talking about when he says, "How do you turn this darn thing on?"

COMPUTER	38	MICROWAVE	2
TV	26	GRANNY'S VIBRATOR	2
CELL PHONE	21
GRANDMA	6

We asked 100 married women...
What would you do if your husband booked your vacation at a nudist camp?

STAY HOME/CANCEL	38	LAUGH	8
SCREAM/CRY/MAD	20	PUNCH/SMACK HIM	5
DIVORCE HIM	13
GO!/PACK SUNSCREEN	11

Name a complaint a vampire might have about his coffin.

TOO SMALL	36	STINKS/LIKE GARLIC	6
LIGHT/SEE SUN	31	HARD/NO CUSHION	5
COLD/HOT/STUFFY	10
NO BLOOD TO DRINK	7

Fill in the blank: ______ canal.

PANAMA CANAL	35	EAR CANAL	4
ROOT CANAL	22	ANAL CANAL	2
ERIE CANAL	22
SUEZ CANAL	10

Name something rude a ventriloquist might do on a date that he'd blame on his dummy.

BLOW AIR BISCUITS	31	BRING THE DUMMY	6
THROW SHADE/CUSS OUT	26	FLIRT W/ SKANKS	4
FONDLE/KISS	15
BURP	13

Name something a doctor would be surprised to see a grown man do when he gave him a shot.

CRY	77	ASK FOR A LOLLIPOP	2
SCREAM/SQUEAL	7	RUN OUT	2
FAINT	4
GIGGLE/ENJOY IT	2

We asked 100 women...
What's the most kissable part of you?

MY LUSCIOUS LIPS	60	MY HEAD/FOREHEAD	3
MY SWAN NECK	13	MY BULGING BELLY	2
MY ROSY CHEEKS	10
MY SUPPLE BREASTS	6

Name a kind of bottle a wife would be holding.

BOOZE/WINE BOTTLE	58	SODA BOTTLE	2
BABY BOTTLE	27	OIL/OLIVE OIL	2
PERFUME BOTTLE	3
KETCHUP BOTTLE	2

Name something a doctor in a nudist colony treats a lot of patients for.

SUNBURN	54	CUTS/BRUISES	5
RASH/POISON IVY	16	SPLINTERS	3
STD/THE SYPH	9
BUG BITES	7

Fill in the blank: A female elephant tells a male elephant, "Keep your trunk off my" what?

HOT BADONK, PERV!	51	FLOPPY EARS	2
SWISHY LI'L TAIL	16	EYE/FACE	2
TRUNK	12
PEANUTS/FOOD	11

Make an animal sound that turns a farmer on.

MOO	48	CLUCK, CLUCK	2
BAAH	19	NEIGH	2
OINK/SQUEAL	16
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO	7

Name a place the worst husband ever might be when his wife is giving birth.

BAR/NIGHTCLUB	48	CASINO/VEGAS	4
GOLF/SPORTS VENUE	15	BIG BERTHA'S BROTHEL	3
NUDIE JOINT	14
LOVER'S ARMS/BED	10

Name something you might see a gardener slow-dancing with.

A RAKE	45	A SHOVEL	4
A HOE	28	A SCARECROW	3
PLANT/ROSE BUSH	8
GARDEN HOSE	6

Fill in the blank: Bob got arrested at the supermarket after they saw him put a ______ down his pants.

MEAT/WHOLE CHICKEN	42	LOAF OF BREAD	2
FRUIT/VEGGIE	42	SHIRT/CLOTHES	2
BEER/BOOZE BOTTLE	3
CANDY PACKAGE	3

We asked 100 married women...
Name something you'd never buy your man because he wouldn't look good in it.

SPEEDO/BIKINI	40	TURTLENECK	5
SKINNY JEANS	20	FEDORA/HAT	2
THONG	20
FITTED SHIRT	7

Name something a woman wears when she's sexy and she knows it.

LINGERIE/G-STRING	34	NOTHING AT ALL	7
BIKINI	24	LOW-CUT TOP	4
SKIMPY DRESS/SKIRT	15
HEELS/STILETTOS	10

Name a reason your secret is safe with grandma.

SHE'LL FORGET IT	33	I KNOW HER SECRETS	4
SHE'S DEAD	31	SHE'S A MUTE	3
TRUST/LOVE	13
SHE'S DEAF	10

If you made your snowman anatomically correct, name a food you'd use for his naughty part.

SAUSAGE/HOT DOG	25	EGGPLANT	10
CUCUMBER/PICKLE	24	ZUCCHINI/SQUASH	5
CARROT	16
BANANA	14

We asked 100 married women...
Tell me something that makes your husband cry.

DEATH	64	BABIES	3
MOVIE/THE NOTEBOOK	10	NO COOCHIE :-(	3
ONIONS	7
ILLNESS/PAIN	6

Name something you have but your mother thinks you deserve better.

MATE/SUGAR MAMA	54	2ND GRADE EDUCATION	2
JOB	23	CLOTHES	2
HOME	6
CAR/PINTO	6

To bring in some extra money, name something grandma might start selling.

FOOD/PRUNE PIE	50	OLD CLOTHES	4
KNITTING/AFGHANS	25	HER HOT GRANNY FANNY	3
JEWELRY	6
DRUGS/METH & EX-LAX	5

Fill in the blank: You know a party is in full swing when everybody starts ______ing.

DANCING/MACARENA	45	DRINKING	8
SINGING/PEABO BRYSON	16	STRIPPING	6
LAUGHING	9
TALKING/YELLING	9

Name something of yours that has an expiration date.

FOOD/MILK	43	DEBIT/CREDIT CARD	9
DRIVER'S LICENSE	15	MAKEUP	2
MY BODY/LIFE	12
MEDICINE	12

A person might explode with what?

ANGER/RAGE	40	DIARRHEA	3
LAUGHTER/HAPPINESS	35	TNT/BOMB	3
GAS/FARTS	8
EXCITEMENT	4

At the cannibal's family Thanksgiving dinner, name a part everyone fights over.

LEG/THIGH	62	HEART	4
BREAST	12	BRAIN	3
RUMP	6
LIVER	5

Name a reason it would be great to have Steve Harvey as your father.

RICH/ALLOWANCE	58	GREAT VACAYS	2
HE'S FUNNY	25	ADVICE/GUIDANCE	2
CELEB PALS/DENZEL	3
FREE TICKETS/TO FEUD	2

Name something a wife should buy for herself when her husband forgets her birthday so he'll never forget again.

JEWELRY	52	DINNER/CAKE	4
CAR/BENTLEY	19	EPIC LOVE WAND	2
CLOTHES/LOUBOUTINS	10
FLOWERS/ROSES	5

Patty divorced her husband after she caught him with her what?

BEST FRIEND	48	MOM	3
SISTER	29	PET/GOAT	3
CLOTHES/PANTIES	6
MONEY/PAYCHECK	3

A dog might think, "If they leave me alone again, I'm going to chew up their" what?

SHOES/CLOTHES	45	PLANTS/YARD	2
FURNITURE/PILLOWS	38	KEYS	2
REMOTE	3
BODY/THROAT	2

Name a sexy fabric that makes a good stripper name.

SILK/SILKY	32	CASHMERE	3
SATIN	26	POLLY ESTHER	2
LACE/LACY	17
VELVET	12

We asked 100 men...
Name something you'd be embarrassed that your grandma could do better than you.

BENCH PRESS/EXERCISE	26	DRINK/POUND SHOTS	6
SEX/PET THE KITTY	20	COOK/DESSERT	5
SPORTS/HOOPS	19
DRIVE	16

Name something grandma has in her purse in case a man hits on her at the bingo parlor.

MACE/WEAPON	65	PIC OF GRAMPS/FAM	4
MINTS/GUM	9	BIBLE/BOOK	2
LIPSTICK/MAKEUP	6
CONDOM/PIECE FLEECE	5

If you got to spend a day with Steve Harvey, what would you look forward to doing?

TALK/JOKE/LAUGH	58	DRINKIN'/NIGHTCAP	2
BE ON FEUD/SHOWS	20	LEAVING!	2
EAT/"BAH-BEE-CUE"	6
DANCE/TWERK	3

At the Academy Awards, an actress yelled, "Someone stole my" what?

AWARD/OSCAR	45	DIAMONDS/JEWELRY	5
PURSE/MONEY	22	LINE/SPEECH	5
DRESS/SHOES/DUDS	7
SEAT	7

Name something that gets called off.

WEDDING/ENGAGEMENT	39	SCHOOL	3
SPORTING EVENT	37	A DATE	3
PARTY	5
WORK	4

We asked 100 married men...
Name something your wife thinks she does really well but she doesn't.

COOKS	38	LAUNDRY/FOLDS	7
CLEANS HOUSE	22	SINGS	7
DANCES	9
SAVES MONEY	8

Name something a dog sees outside and thinks, "You're lucky I'm not out there."

CAT	35	RABBIT	4
SQUIRREL	24	BIRD	3
PERSON/MAILMAN	14
DOG/SEXY SHIH TZU	11

We asked 100 married women...
Tell me a reason your husband probably wouldn't get much work as a fashion model.

HE'S A FAT COW	24	SKINNY & BUTTLESS	9
NO FASHION SENSE	22	OLD/ALMOST DEAD	8
HE'S 4'7"	16
HE'S A HAIRY APE	12

Name an excuse a man gives his wife for coming home late that she doesn't buy.

WORK/MEETING	60	SHOPPING/FOR YOU	3
STUCK IN TRAFFIC	11	GOT LOST	2
CAR TROUBLE/FLAT	7
OUT WITH BUDS/BEER	7

Name a reason a man won't take his shirt off in public.

PORKY/D-CUP MOOBS	56	HAS SCARS	3
SHY/EMBARRASSED	13	LAWS/RULES	3
FURRY CHEST/BACK	8
PALE/BURNS EASILY	7

We asked 100 men...
Name a fruit a doctor might use to show you how he'll be doing your vasectomy.

BANANA	46	APPLES	6
CUCUMBER	16	ORANGES	5
GRAPES	10
PLUMS	7

Name something in your doctor's office that's been touched by a lot of sick people.

DOOR/KNOB	43	PEN	5
MAG/HERPES WEEKLY	17	STETHOSCOPE	3
CHAIR	17
SIGN-IN DESK/SHEET	5

If kids ran the world, what would be the first thing they'd get rid of?

SCHOOL	43	WORK/JOBS	4
RULES/BEDTIME	16	BULLIES/HATE	3
VEGGIES/GROSS FOOD	15
PARENTS	9

Name something in a kitchen someone might use to murder the Pillsbury Doughboy.

KNIFE/CLEAVER	42	FORK	2
ROLLING PIN	30	FRYING PAN	2
MIXER/BLENDER	8
OVEN/STOVE	6

Your adult son moved in five years ago. How do you get rid of him?

"GET OUT"/CHANGE LOCK	37	FIND HIM A MATE	4
CHARGE HIM/RENT	20	CUT CABLE/INTERNET	4
MOVE/SELL HOUSE	13
DON'T FEED HIM	12

We asked 100 men...
Name a sign your girlfriend's parents do not like you.

WON'T TALK TO ME	30	CALL WRONG NAME	5
I CAN'T COME OVER	25	PRETEND NOT HOME	2
DIRTY LOOKS	23
CRITICIZE/SAY SO	5

Tell me a mean name Kermit might call Miss Piggy when they're having a fight.

FATTY	30	HAM/HAMBONE	4
HOG/PIG/SWINE	21	OINKER	3
PORK/PORKY	19
BACON/BACON BITS	13

It would be rude for a man to end a relationship by writing "It's over" on a woman's what?

CAR/WINDSHIELD	29	PHONE/TEXT	6
BODY/FOREHEAD	23	DOOR/HOUSE/WALL	4
FACEBOOK/WEBSITE	15
MIRROR	13

Name something a flight attendant might throw at a rude passenger on her last day of work.

HOT COFFEE/DRINK	52	TANTRUM/CUSS WORD	2
PEANUTS/FOOD	25	SEAT BELT	2
PILLOW	5
DISHES/A GLASS	3

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse knew they were soul mates because they both what?

ARE MICE	50	LOVE EACH OTHER	6
LIKE CHEESE	10	CAN DANCE	3
TALK/SQUEAKY VOICES	10
HAVE BIG EARS	10

Name someone rich people try to bribe to get special treatment.

POLITICIAN/GOV'T	23	JUDGE	12
RESTAURANT STAFF	20	BANKER	3
COLLEGE/TEACHER	16
POLICE	15

Tell me something specific that Miss Piggy probably finds sexy about Kermit.

HOT SHADE OF GREEN	21	LONG TONGUE/MOUTH	11
VOICE/RIBBIT	20	PERSONALITY	3
DEM LEGS/DAT BOD	19
DREAMY EYES	15

If you could go back to being a baby for a day, name something you'd enjoy doing most.

SLEEPING/NAPS	60	PLAYING	3
CUDDLED/CARRIED	9	ROCKING/SWINGING	3
SUCKLING/EATING	9
PEE/POO ON MYSELF	4

Name something grandma has that tells you she was once a girl gone wild.

TATT/TRAMP STAMP	58	SEX TOY/WHIP	3
SEXY DUDS/8" HEELS	15	A BONG	2
PICS/NUDES	6
MARDI GRAS BEADS	4

Fill in the blank: A chicken might say, "If you like wings, a ______ has bigger ones than I do."

TURKEY	58	HAWK	5
EAGLE	7	DUCK	5
AIRPLANE	7
OSTRICH	6

We asked 100 men...
Name something specific you put on when you want to feel sexy.

COLOGNE	47	MUSIC	5
GIRAFFE THONG	16	TIGHT/SEXY SHIRT	4
ROBE	11
SPEEDO	5

Name the occupation of someone who, if they say "Don't panic," you start to panic.

DOCTOR/DENTIST	27	EMT/MEDIC	5
PILOT/FLIGHT CREW	23	PLUMBER	2
FIREFIGHTER	16
COP	15

A family is a lot like a box of assorted chocolates because some are what?

NUTS	63	GROSS/ROTTEN	3
DIFFERENT	9	GOOD	2
SWEET	7
DARK	3

Name something the church could get that might suddenly make a man want to attend.

BABES/STRIPPER CHOIR	55	NEW/GOOD PASTOR	5
FREE FOOD/WINGS	8	NEW TUNES/TRAP MUSIC	4
BEER/OPEN BAR	8
TV/NFL PACKAGE	7

When you're finally in heaven, name something you can stop worrying about.

MONEY/BILLS	34	MY KID/FAMILY	9
GOING TO HEAVEN/HELL	14	AGING/DYING	8
WEIGHT/KALE DIET	12
HEALTH	10

Adult kids are sick of their parents asking, "When are you going to" what?

GET HITCHED	20	GROW UP	11
POP SOME SPAWN	18	GET A JOB	7
CLEAN/YOUR ROOM	17
MOVE THE HELL OUT	14

We asked 100 women...
Name a way you'd describe a Thanksgiving turkey and your lover.

JUICY	19	STUFFED	10
HOT	19	PLUMP/CHUBBY/BIG	9
DELICIOUS/TASTY	18
TENDER	12

We asked 100 men...
Name something you have more of than Steve Harvey.

HAIR/BLONDE HAIR	70	DEBT	2
PERSONALITY/HUMOR	6	HEIGHT	2
CHILDREN	3
FRIENDS	3

We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: My specialty is making women ______.

HAPPY/LAUGH	55	CRINGE/DISGUSTED	4
SAFE/COMFY	9	RUN AWAY/LEAVE	3
ANNOYED/CRAZY	9
CRY	6

We asked 100 men...
If you were dating a stripper, what might you tell your parents she did for a living?

PRO DANCER/BALLET	51	ACTRESS/TONY WINNER	3
WAITRESS	14	BARTENDER	3
MODEL	11
STRIPPER	4

What's something that could kill you with one bite?

SNAKE/ASP	47	ALLIGATOR/CROC	4
SHARK	20	POISON/ARSENIC	4
LION	6
SPIDER/BLACK WIDOW	5

Name something a man asks a woman that starts with "What's your..."

NAME?	47	PROBLEM?	4
PHONE NUMBER?	14	OCCUPATION?	4
SIGN?	11
BRA SIZE?	6

Name something a man might juggle.

BALLS	39	CANS/BEER	4
WOMEN/DATES	22	BOWLING PINS	4
WORK/JOBS	10
FRUIT/ORANGES	7

We asked 100 women...
Name a kind of glass you can fit one of your breasts into.

WINE GLASS/GOBLET	25	SHOT GLASS	9
BOWL/SOUP CUP	19	MARGARITA GLASS	7
COFFEE/TEA CUP	14
BEER/PINT GLASS	12

We asked 100 women...
Superman's got the power, but name a reason Batman is sexier.

KINKY BATSUIT/MASK	23	THAT RASPY VOICE	5
BATMOBILE	20	HOT BOD	4
MYSTERIOUS/DARK	18
HE'S RICH	16

Name something that might be missing at a really cheap circus.

ANIMALS	57	ACROBATS	3
CLOWNS	11	RINGMASTER	3
A TENT	6
COTTON CANDY/FOOD	5

Name something in a bar that might be flat.

BEER	52	THE CHICKS	4
TABLE/BAR COUNTER	14	COASTERS	3
SODA	7
BARSTOOL	5

Fill in the blank: I'd love to get my hands on Steve Harvey's what?

MONEY	47	NECK/THROAT	5
SLICK BALD HEAD	17	HANDS	4
CLOTHES/HAT	6
LADY-TICKLIN' STACHE	6

Name a reason you might not invite your boss over for dinner.

HATE THEIR GUTS	41	HITS ON MY MATE	4
TINY DUMPY HOUSE	22	MY 8 DOGS/6 CATS	3
I CAN'T COOK	10
WORK-LIFE BOUNDARY	5

Name something that might land on the floor when a stripper's upside down on the pole.

MONEY/TIPS	38	JEWELRY	5
HAIR/WIG	16	JACKED/FALSE TEETH	4
OUTFIT/HEELS	15
MASSIVE KNOCKERS	7

Men don't cry much. But when they do, it's probably where?

FUNERAL/GRAVE	31	HOSPITAL/BIRTH	5
HOME/BATHROOM	31	WEDDING/THEIRS	4
MOVIES/PLAYS	8
SPORTS/GAME	6

Name someone to whom it would be inappropriate to give the gift of underwear.

BOSS/COWORKER	29	GRANDMA	8
PARENT	23	CLERGY/NUN	6
TEACHER	10
IN-LAW	9

Name something a sexy cowgirl has that might be made out of leather.

CHAPS	28	PANTIES/THONG	9
BOOTS	20	WHIP	8
BRA	11
PANTS	9

We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd like to do to Steve Harvey while he's sleeping.

SHAVE STACHE/HEAD	23	POKE HIM	6
TICKLE/WITH FEATHER	19	RUB HIS HEAD	5
DRAW ON HIM	17
KISS/EACH BREAST	15

We asked 100 married men...
I wish my wife's bottom looked like whose?

JENNIFER LOPEZ'S	22	HER OWN/AT AGE 19	11
BEYONCE'S	16	KIM KARDASHIAN'S	10
JENNIFER ANISTON'S	15
MICHELLE OBAMA'S	11

Name a way a woman might say her man is like her favorite pair of shoes.

COMFY FIT/BROKEN IN	64	CLEAN	2
SEXY/LOOKS GOOD	6	WALK ALL OVER HIM	2
OLD & WORN-OUT	5
TIGHT	5

Name something people like to drink that starts with the letter M.

MILK	48	MARTINI	6
MARGARITA	11	MOJITO	4
MILKSHAKE	9
MOUNTAIN DEW	6

Name a place where a man could lose his shirt.

CASINO/POKER GAME	43	A POOL	4
BEACH/FIJI	22	A FIGHT/WRESTLING	3
GYM/LOCKER ROOM	7
HOME/BEDROOM	5

We asked 100 men...
Name something you suspect your woman just pretends to like, but that's okay with you.

SPORTS/THE CUBS	35	MY ODD BOD	5
SEX/WITH JUST ME	24	MY LOOKS/BEARD	3
MY HUMOR	12
VIDEO GAMES	5

Name a specific place in the car where a pothead hides his weed.

UNDER/IN SEAT	33	CONSOLE/CUP HOLDER	9
GLOVE COMPARTMENT	16	UNDER CARPET/MAT	5
TIRE/WHEEL WELL	12
TRUNK	9

Name something a billionaire has that might be as big as your house.

BOAT/YACHT	30	BANK VAULT/MONEY	9
SWIMMING POOL	16	AN EGO	6
GARAGE	13
BATHROOM	10

Name the worst place to be at midnight on New Year's Eve.

JAIL	29	FREEWAY/TRAFFIC	4
TIMES SQUARE/NYC	22	HOSPITAL	3
HOME/IN BED	17
BATHROOM/PUKING	9

Name a souvenir a woman might bring home from a male strip show.

THONG/JOCK	55	MUG/SHOT GLASS	5
BOW TIE/TIE	8	THE STRIPPER!	3
HIS RIPPED SHIRT	6
SEXY PICS	6

You've got 24 hours to live. What's on your to-do list?

SEE/CALL LOVED ONES	36	PRAY/SPREAD GOSPEL	7
EAT	14	SKYDIVE	5
AMUSEMENT PARK	12
SEX/DELIGHTFUL ORGY	9

Name something a wife might fantasize about pushing her husband off of.

CLIFF/MT. EVEREST	51	THE COUCH	5
THE BED	10	HIS "HIGH HORSE"	3
BRIDGE	7
DIVING BOARD/POOL	6

Name something specific a man does that makes a woman think a marriage proposal is in her future.

BUYS RING/"SIZE?"	41	DINNER/AT RED LOBSTER	5
TALKS ABOUT FUTURE	13	GETS ON ONE KNEE	3
SAYS "I LOVE YOU"	11
SHE/HE MEETS FOLKS	9

Name a bad habit that could get you kicked out of your carpool.

SMOKING	34	SPEEDING	5
BLOWIN' BROWN CLOUDS	25	BEING LATE	5
BOOGERS ON SEAT	7
YAP/COMPLAIN	6

What might someone teach a parrot to say to ward off burglars when they're not home?

GOTTA GUN!	33	PUT YOUR HANDS UP!	3
POLICE/CALL 911!	27	HELLO!	3
SIC 'EM, DOG/WOOF!	8
FREEZE/HALT!	8

Name a four-letter word you call your spouse.

BABE/BABY	33	LAZY	4
DEAR	21	JERK	3
LOVE	12
WIFE	9

If you're at a wild party and everyone is naked, name someone you'd hate to see show up.

A CELEB	32	MY IN-LAWS	5
MY MOM/DAD	25	MY EX	5
MY SPOUSE/MATE	9
THE FUZZ	6

Name an occupation where you get paid to make things disappear.

MAGICIAN	55	PLUMBER	3
CLEANING/JANITOR	9	SPY	3
GARBAGE MAN	7
HIT MAN/MOBSTER	4

Name something that a woman who's naughty might leave out for Santa.

PANTIES/LINGERIE	40	HERSELF/ONE BOOB	5
BOOZE	16	ELF VIBRATOR/TOY	5
NUDE/LEWD PICS	8
CANDY CANE CONDOM	7

You need the exact word for this question...
A man might say, "The weather today is a lot like my date last night. It's" what?

COLD	33	WET	5
HOT	25	CHILLY	4
FRIGID	9
STORMY	5

We asked 100 men...
You know it will be a bad date if the first thing she pulls out of her purse is what?

PHONE/TINDER	30	WEDDING RING	5
GLOCK/KNIFE	23	CONDOM	3
MACE	15
TAPE RECORDER	5

Where does a nudist carry their car keys?

AROUND NECK	22	WRIST/BRACELET	8
TUSH/POOP CHUTE	17	MOUTH	4
HAND/FINGER	16
PURSE/FANNY PACK	13

We asked 100 married men...
Name someone you'd hate to hear you hit on while you were drunk.

MOTHER-IN-LAW	29	BUDDY'S WIFE	8
WIFE'S BESTIE	14	COWORKER	7
SISTER-IN-LAW	11
AN UGLY CHICK	10

Name something that might be fuzzy.

BEAR/ANIMAL	33	SLIPPERS	5
PEACH/FRUIT	19	SWEATER	4
PERSON/BEARD	10
STUFFED ANIMAL	7

Name a place you might wake up and not remember how you got there.

MY HOME/LAWN	30	HOTEL/MOTEL	8
SOMEONE'S HOUSE/BED	17	CAR	5
JAIL CELL	10
HOSPITAL	8

The man in the first row at the strip show got hit in the face with a what?

BRA	27	DOLLAR BILL	3
G-STRING/PANTIES	22	BOA/SCARF	3
PASTIE/TASSEL	12
BIG OLE BOOBIE	11

As a punishment in hell, name something the women there would be forced to wear.

STILETTOS	34	BALL & CHAIN	5
CORSET/GIRDLE/SPANX	15	GAG	3
BRA/UNDERWIRE	12
THONG/G-STRING	8

Tell me the name of an animal that the farmer calls his wife but he means it as a compliment.

HEIFER/COW	29	KITTY/CAT/PUSS	7
CHICK/CHICKEN	14	LAMB/SHEEP	5
PIG/BABE	12
HORSE/NAG	10

Tell me a game show that would make a great title for a book about your love life.

JEOPARDY	28	THE PRICE IS RIGHT	3
WHEEL OF FORTUNE	21	PRESS YOUR LUCK	3
FAMILY FEUD	14
LET'S MAKE A DEAL	8

Name a place a man might work for free just to be around hot-looking women.

STRIP JOINT	22	EATERY/HOOTERS	7
GYM/YOGA STUDIO	18	CLOTHES/BRA STORE	5
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	16
POOL/WATER PARK	9

What do you think heaven smells like?

FLOWERS	43	VANILLA	5
BAKERY/COOKIES	10	LINEN/LAUNDRY	5
FRESH AIR/RAIN	7
CHOCOLATE	6

Name something that people get caught in.

LIES/GOSSIP	34	A BIND/TROUBLE	5
BAD WEATHER	13	A TRAP/SPEED TRAP	5
TRAFFIC	10
BED/TORRID AFFAIR	8

Name a children's game that lovers play in the bedroom.

HIDE-AND-SEEK	26	TAG	6
DOCTOR	17	PEEKABOO	4
TWISTER	11
SPIN THE BOTTLE	10

Name a food a woman might take a ferocious bite out of to scare her man.

HOT DOG/SAUSAGE	26	TURKEY LEG	4
BLOODY STEAK/BURGER	18	A HOT PEPPER	4
BANANA	15
APPLE	5

Name a kind of car that a man might fantasize about making love in.

FERRARI	18	LIMO	8
CORVETTE	17	MUSTANG	7
PORSCHE	12
LAMBORGHINI	10

If you have an extra-large grave, name something you can actually take with you when you die.

CAR/TRUCK	30	TV	5
BED/FURNITURE	14	MONEY/COIN COLLECT'N	5
PETS/HORSE	12
CLOTHES/SHOES	5

What's the most unusual animal you've kissed?

DOG	30	SNAKE	4
CAT	19	BIRD/DUCK	4
FISH/SHARK	6
TURTLE	6

Name something Mrs. Claus wants for Christmas that can't be made by the elves.

SANTA'S SOUTH POLE	45	WARM WEATHER/HEAT	4
BABY/GRANDKIDS	5	DIAMONDS/JEWELRY	4
VACATION	5
CAR/CORVETTE	5

If all the TV hosts got into a fistfight, who would win?

STEVE HARVEY	36	DR. PHIL	4
OPRAH	10	BOB BARKER	4
ELLEN	7
JIMMY KIMMEL	7

Name something you'd be shocked to see if your kid told you, "He followed me home -- can I keep him?"

DOG/PUPPY	20	ALLIGATOR/CROC	5
PERSON/CREEPY CLOWN	19	RAT/MOUSE	4
SKUNK	10
HORSE/PONY	10

Fill in the blank: Grandpa might flirt with the old ladies by showing them his what?

GUMMY SMILE/TEETH	20	MEDALS	6
WALLET/$2 BILL	18	HIS "6-SHOOTER"	6
CHEST/HAIRY BOOBS	10
MUSCLES	8

Name an animal whose tail you wouldn't dare pull.

LION	18	SKUNK	8
TIGER	15	DONKEY/MULE	7
BULL	11
CAT	9

Name a kind of car you'd be surprised to see a pizza delivery guy was driving.

BMW	18	CORVETTE	7
MERCEDES-BENZ	18	CADILLAC	5
FERRARI	10
PORSCHE	9

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: My man is like a puppy dog because of the way he what?

WHINES/POUTS	17	SNORES/SLEEPS	8
FOLLOWS ME	16	PANTS	7
BEGS	10
CUDDLES	8

A man loses interest in a woman the minute she tells him what?

I HAVE KIDS/PREGGO	31	I'M HEAVILY DISEASED	5
I'M MARRIED	9	NO SEX/HEADACHE	5
WANT MARRIAGE/A BOO	9
LET'S MAKE BABIES!	6

Name some advice the world's greatest kissing expert has for you.

FRESH BREATH/BRUSH	17	PASSION/EMOTION	8
CLOSE YOUR EYES	14	DON'T SLOBBER	8
MORE TONGUE	9
PRACTICE OFTEN	8

If you won a vacation at a nudist camp and you could wear one thing, what would you choose?

HAT	16	SWIMSUIT/SPEEDO	8
UNDIES/PANTIES	15	FLIP-FLOPS/SHOES	6
GLASSES/SHADES	9
DRESS/TOGA	9

Name a woman whose body shape has helped shape her career.

KIM KARDASHIAN	19	MARILYN MONROE	7
PAMELA ANDERSON	12	OPRAH	3
JENNIFER LOPEZ	11
CINDY CRAWFORD	10

Name a talk show host who's your best friend in your head.

ELLEN	26	DR. PHIL	3
OPRAH	14	JIMMY FALLON	3
STEVE HARVEY	9
STEPHEN COLBERT	6

Tell me a B word that Mrs. Claus might use to describe Santa.

BIG	35	BEARDED	4
BABY/BABE	7	BUBBLY	4
BOSSY/BOSS	5
BAD	5

Name an occupation whose men should show more respect for women.

CONSTRUCT'N/CARPENTRY	18	POLICE	7
POLITICS	12	SPORTS	6
ENTERTAINMENT/NEWS	9
DOCTOR	8

Name an occupation whose men are being replaced by women.

DOCTOR/DENTIST	17	POLICE OFFICER	8
POLITICIAN	10	CONSTRUCTION	7
CEO	10
FIREFIGHTER	8

Fill in the blank: Meat ______.

MEAT MARKET	17	MEAT CLEAVER	4
MEATLOAF	16	MEAT LOCKER	4
MEATBALL	13
MEATHEAD	5

If Steve Harvey were working as a stripper, name a prop he might use in his act.

TOP HAT	16	A WIG	7
MICROPHONE	12	HIS MUSTACHE	6
STRIPPER POLE	8
SUIT & TIE	8

Name something in your house that's old and disgusting.

PIPES	13	BATHROOM/TOILET	8
CARPET/RUGS	11	GARBAGE/TRASH CANS	7
FURNITURE	9
MY FAMILY/ROOMIE	8

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