What would you do if you found out a coworker makes more than you do for the same job?
 

100

COMPLAIN/NEED RAISE

61

BE THRILLED FOR THEM

3

QUIT/GET NEW JOB

12

WORK HARDER

2

FEEL ANGRY/CUSS

10

DO LESS WORK

2

NOTHING/IGNORE IT

10








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you love to watch your wife do.
 

100

UNDRESS

31

COOK

10

SHOWER

25

PUT ON MAKEUP

3

SLEEP

17

CLEAN/THE CAR

2

DANCE

12








We asked 100 married women...
Name something you put on and you can get your husband to do just about anything.
 

99

SEXY THONG/CLOTHES

77

DINNER/BACON

3

PERFUME

8

A TIARA

2

JUST A TOWEL

4

A POUTY FACE/'TUDE

2

A SMILE

3








We asked 100 women...
When you see a man, where's the first place your eyes go?
 

99

EYES/FACE/TEETH

77

HIS ARMS/BICEPS

3

DELICIOUS DERRIERE

6

HIS BIG HANDS

3

FIRM PECS

4

THICK HAIRY LEGS

2

HAIR/NO BALDIES!

4








Name an animal that doesn't have a leg to stand on.
 

99

SNAKE

59

DOLPHIN/PORPOISE

3

FISH/SHARK/EEL

23

SNAIL/SLUG

3

WHALE

5

WORM

2

SEAL/SEA LION

4








We asked 100 married men...
If you want to have a good marriage, name something you and your spouse should do every day.
 

99

TALK/SAY "I LOVE YOU"

55

HOLD BACK COMPLAINTS

4

GO TO POUND TOWN

15

GO TO WORK

3

KISS/HUG

13

BE APART/SLEEP ALONE

3

LAUGH/SMILE

6








Name a rumor a woman might spread about her ex-boyfriend just so no other woman will date him.
 

99

HAS THE CLAP/VD

54

CHEATS/DAILY

4

BAD LOVER

22

KICKIN' BREATH

3

DIGS DUDES

8

HE'S CHEAP

2

MEAN/NUT JOB

6








When a man's wife is out of town, name something of hers he might sleep with.
 

99

SLOBBERY PILLOW

46

HER CAT/PET

4

NIGHTIE/CLOTHES

31

HER BLANKIE

2

HER BEST FRIEND

9

STUFFED ANIMAL

2

HER SLUTTY SISTER

5








We asked 100 married women...
Tell me one way your husband reminds you of a bear.
 

99

HUGS/CUDDLES

23

HIBERNATES

11

GRUNTS/SNORES

23

EATS LIKE ONE

5

HAIRY

22

MEAN/TEMPER

2

STRONG/BIG/TALL

13








A cow might think, "If the farmer's going to grab my boobs, he should at least buy me" what?
 

98

DINNER/HAY/MILK

71

A BRA

2

"A DRINK"/BOOZE

16

A RING

2

A BARN

3

COW PAL/HOT BULL

2

FLOWERS

2








Name something about J.Lo that grandma has to stop imitating.
 

98

DANCING/BOOTY CLAP

50

HER ACCENT/TALK

4

SKIMPY CLOTHES

21

HAIRDO/PONYTAIL

3

HER SINGING

12

MAKEUP/GLITTER

2

HAVING A HUGE BUTT

6








Name a reason anyone would want to be Ellen.
 

98

ROLLIN' IN DOUGH

49

INFLUENT'L/OUTSPOKEN

3

FAME/TALK SHOW

21

DANCE SKILLS

3

FUNNY/CHEERY

13

PRETTY/GETS CHICKS

2

GIVES GIFTS/KIND

7








Tell me a place you go where you take off your clothes.
 

98

BATHROOM/SHOWER

45

MALL/DRESSING ROOM

4

BEDROOM

20

SWIMMING POOL

3

DR./HOSPITAL

15

SPA/MASSAGE JOINT

3

NUDE BEACH

8








Name something that might injure you if you do yardwork in the nude.
 

98

TOOL/WEEDWACKER

44

ANGRY NEIGHBOR

5

THORN/PLANT/TREE

27

ROCKS

3

THE SUN

11

THE COLD/SNOW

2

BUG/WASP SWARM

6








Name a reason you might not want to suck the poison out of a friend who got bitten by a snake.
 

98

I'D BE POISONED/DIE

38

DIRTY SKIN

8

ON WIENER/BAD SPOT

22

IT WON'T HELP!

4

HAS SYPHILIS/GERMS

12

AFRAID OF BLOOD

2

WANT THEM TO DIE

12








Name something you put in your ear that you wouldn't want to put in your rear.
 

97

Q-TIPS

47

EARPLUGS

6

EARBUDS/HEADPHONES

20

EAR DROPS

3

EARRINGS

11

HEARING AIDS

3

MY FINGER

7








We asked 100 single women...
Good luck trying to find a man who likes to do what?
 

97

CLEAN/LAUNDRY

46

DANCE

6

SHOP/SPEND MONEY

14

GO TO THE OPERA

5

LISTEN

13

COOK

2

CUDDLE/ALL NIGHT

11








Name an animal that might like to watch the DVD "Squirrels Gone Wild."
 

97

DOG

39

COYOTE

3

CAT

21

BIRD/EAGLE

3

SQUIRREL

21

RABBIT

2

CHIPMUNK

8








Fill in the blank: You only went to that party because you were told there would be what?
 

97

FOOD/A FAB CHEF

37

CELEBS/CHRIS PRATT

5

FREE BOOZE

30

WEED/CRACK

2

HOT MEN/WOMEN

16

MUSIC/DANCING

2

STRIPPERS

5








Name a reason a wife says to her husband, "Don't you dare take my picture."
 

97

NUDE/SHOWERING

31

FEELS FAT

9

NO MAKEUP

23

HATES PICTURE TAKEN

4

BAD HAIR/CURLERS

13

EATING/PIG'S FEET

4

JUST WOKE UP/IN BED

13








Fill in the blank: A clown might ask his wife, "Honey, have you seen my" what?
 

96

RED NOSE

59

RUBBER CHICKEN

2

WIG

16

SPINNING BOW TIE

2

FLOPPY SHOES

12

SQUIRTING FLOWER

2

HORN

3








Name something a female dog catcher might use from her job to catch herself a man.
 

96

NET/POLE/HOOK

57

FOOD/TREAT

4

LEASH/COLLAR

15

THAT SEXY UNIFORM

4

A CUTE PUPPY

8

DOG WHISTLE

3

STUN GUN/TRANQ'LIZER

5








If a male stripper was nicknamed Popeye, what might he have?
 

96

MUSCLES/FOREARMS

56

BIG WEENIE

4

A PIPE

15

SAILOR SUIT/HAT

4

SPINACH

7

SQUINTY EYE

3

TATTOOS

7








When a waitress tells the chef a customer was rude, what might he mix into their food?
 

96

SPIT

55

A MYSTERIOUS HAIR

3

HOT SAUCE/SPICE

18

GREEN SNOT/BOOGER

3

LAXATIVE

8

DIRT

2

EXTRA SALT

7








A woman might say to Superman on a date, "Enough already -- stop talking about your" what?
 

96

POWERS/STRENGTH

54

FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE

3

CAPE/OUTFIT

14

SUPERDONG

2

KRYPTON/KRYPTONITE

13

CRUSH ON LOIS

2

YOURSELF/HEROICS

8








Name something you'd love a big piece of right now.
 

96

CAKE/CHEESECAKE

53

STEVE'S $/LOTTO $

5

PIE

12

STEAK/RIB EYE

5

PIZZA

9

TIGHT JUICY BOOTY

3

CANDY/CHOCOLATE

9








Name something a hospital patient might quickly hide when a nurse enters the room.
 

96

SMUGGLED FOOD/SALT

48

DRUGS/MEDS

5

CIGARETTE

18

DOC-NURSE PORN

4

BOD/BUTT CRACK

11

CELL PHONE

3

MARTINI/BOOZE

7








We asked 100 married women...
If your hubby was in a "hot husbands" calendar, name something he might pretend to be doing around the house for the photo shoot.
 

96

VACUUMING/CLEAN'G

46

LIFT WEIGHTS/FLEX

9

COOKING

11

YARD WORK/CHOP WOOD

7

REPAIRS/WELDING

11

NAPPING

2

WASHING THE CAR

10








Name something you like to do on a date so you don't have to talk.
 

96

GO TO A MOVIE

45

DANCE

3

EAT

26

TEXT/USE PHONE

2

SWAP SPIT/KISS

15

DRINK

2

MUSIC/SING-ALONGS

3








We asked 100 men...
Name something about your blind date that reminded you of Minnie Mouse.
 

96

MASSIVE EARS

40

CUTE NOSE

5

SQUEAKY VOICE

31

THIN FIGURE/SKINNY

3

HAIR BOW

10

HANDS/4 FINGERS

2

DRESS/OUTFIT

5








While Santa delivers presents and gets all the glory, what are the elves doing back at the shop?
 

96

DRANKIN'/EGG NOG

39

EATING

3

WORKING/OUTSOURCING

26

COMPLAINING

2

SLEEPING

13

REEFER MADNESS

2

CLEANING UP

11








Fill in the blank: A woman would dump her guy if she saw him flirting with her ______.
 

96

BEST FRIEND

38

BROTHER

3

SISTER

27

OTHER BOYFRIEND

2

MOM

18

ENEMY

2

DAUGHTER

6








We asked 100 married men...
Name someone you should never tell your wife you think is hot.
 

96

HER SISTER

37

CELEB/BEYONCE

4

ANY WOMAN AT ALL

23

HER MOM

4

HER BESTIE

20

MY EX

3

NEIGHBOR

5








Name something Mrs. Claus might get from Santa in a divorce settlement.
 

96

REINDEER/RUDOLPH

35

TOYS/PRESENTS

3

THE SLEIGH

29

COOKIES

2

ELVES/THE HOT ONE

18

MONEY

2

NORTH POLE/HOUSE

7








We asked 100 married women...
Name something you would not accept from another man.
 

96

JEWELRY/RING

34

MONEY

9

KISS/MORE THAN 3

20

LEWD/FOUL LANG.

3

A DATE

14

HIS PHONE #

2

HIS WISHFUL WEENIE

14








Name something that's hairy and stinky.
 

96

SKUNK

33

BIGFOOT

2

PEOPLE

30

FERRET

2

DOG

23

CLOGGED DRAIN

2

MONKEY/APE

4








Name something you don't want to happen when you call 911.
 

96

BUSY SIGNAL

30

SOMEONE DIES/HURT

6

LOSE CALL/HANG UP

30

NOBODY COMES/LOST

4

NO ANSWER

13

I DIAL WRONG #

3

PUT ON HOLD

10








When you get to work, name a reason you suspect you're about to be fired.
 

96

PEOPLE QUIET/ACT ODD

27

ACCESS/KEY CUT OFF

9

BOSS/H.R. WANTS ME

24

PINK SLIP THERE FOR ME

4

DESK/OFFICE EMPTY

18

NEW GAL AT MY DESK

4

I'M LATE AGAIN

10








Name something bridesmaids complain about.
 

95

DRESS/COSTS

76

THE FLOWERS

2

BRIDEZILLA

7

THEIR HAIR

2

BEING SINGLE

4

THE HEAT

2

THE GROOMSMEN

2








We asked 100 women...
Name something you might do if you got to heaven and there were no men.
 

95

REJOICE/THANK GOD

54

GO SHOPPING

7

CRY/BE BUMMED

10

GET A DOG

5

RELAX/LIVE IN PEACE

8

MEET GALS/GO LESBIAN

3

ASK WHY

8








Name something moms scream at kids to get their fingers out of.
 

95

THEIR NOSE

50

THE DIRT

3

FOOD/COOKIE JAR

26

THE FAN

3

THEIR MOUTH

7

THE BLENDER

2

THEIR BUTT

4








Name something specific you might see when you die.
 

95

WHITE LIGHT

45

DEAD FAMILY/PALS

5

GOD/JESUS

17

DARKNESS/NOTHING

4

ANGELS

14

FIRES OF HELL

2

HEAVEN

8








We asked 100 single women...
What's the first thing you do when you get home from an annoying blind date?
 

95

TELL PALS/TWEET

41

PIG OUT/ICE CREAM

6

DRINK/WINE

22

CRY/SCREAM

5

BUBBLE BATH/SHOWER

11

HIT THE SACK

2

ERASE HIS NUMBER

8








We asked 100 married men...
Between us, tell me something about a chicken that reminds you of your wife.
 

95

CACKLES/CLUCKS

40

SCRAWNY NECK

2

PLUMP BREASTS

24

SCATTERBRAINED

2

LEGS/THIGHS

20

FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!

2

BOBBING HEAD

5








If you win the lottery on Monday, where would we find you on Tuesday?
 

95

VACATION/BEACH

37

THE BANK

7

HOME/IN BED

22

CPA/ATTORNEY

7

WORK/FLIP'G BURGERS

8

LOTTO OFFICE

6

TESLA DEALER

8








Name something a magician should take out of his pants before sending them to the cleaners.
 

95

RABBIT

37

CARDS

7

HANKIES/SCARVES

17

COINS/$/WALLET

7

WAND

12

HIMSELF/HIS HANDS

6

DOVE/BIRD

9








We asked 100 single men...
Name something you'd do if your boss hit on your girlfriend.
 

95

PUNCH/KICK HIM

36

DEMAND A RAISE

7

CONFRONT/WARN HIM

26

CLAP/HIGH FIVE HIM

4

REPORT HIM

11

QUIT/NEW JOB

4

LAUGH

7








Name something in the house a wife might put her dead cheating husband's ashes in.
 

95

THE TRASH

35

ASHTRAY

5

THE CRAPPER

32

VACUUM

3

URN/VASE

9

FIREPLACE

3

FOOD CONTAINER/BAG

8








We asked 100 married women...
What would you do if someone thought your husband was your son?
 

95

CRY/MAD/SAD

34

SHOCKED/"WHAT?"

6

LAUGH

31

GET A MAKEOVER

6

GET FACELIFT/SURG.

8

BE PROUD/I'M LUCKY

3

CORRECT THEM

7








We asked 100 women...
Name something about a woman that men should realize improves with age.
 

95

WIZARDRY OF WANG

31

LOVE/FAITHFULNESS

4

INTELLIGENCE/MIND

30

CONFIDENCE

4

HUMOR/PATIENCE

15

THEIR BEAUTY

4

COOKING

7








We asked 100 married women...
Name one change your husband could make that could turn him back into your dream man.
 

95

LOSE GUT/GET FIT

30

SMILE MORE

11

BE ROMANTIC

19

BE LESS STUBBORN

8

STOP CRITICIZING

14

SHOWER/HYGIENE

2

REGROW HIS HAIR

11








We asked 100 single women...
Fill in the blank: I would never date a man who didn't use what?
 

95

TOOTHBRUSH/PASTE

27

HIS BRAIN/SENSE

5

CONDOMS/MAGNUMS

21

MOUTHWASH

4

DEODORANT

20

HUMOR EFFECTIVELY

3

SOAP/THE SHOWER

15








Name something a wife would hate to find on her husband after his office Christmas party.
 

94

LIPSTICK/GLITTERY

69

HARLOT'S PHONE #

3

PANTIES/CHICK DUDS

9

TRAMPY COWORKER

2

HICKEY

6

MISTLETOE/ON NAVEL

2

PERFUME

3








Name something that might be on ice.
 

94

DRINKS/COFFEE

67

INJURY/SORE KNEE

4

FOOD/OYSTERS

8

DISNEY ON ICE

4

CORPSE/MY VICTIM

5

ICE SKATER

2

MARRIAGE/RELA'SHIP

4








Name something you might break in.
 

94

SHOES/BOOTS

56

A HORSE

4

CAR/ENGINE

13

A SAFE

3

A HOUSE/WINDOW

8

A SADDLE

3

GLOVE/BASEBALL GLOVE

7








Instead of water, name something a Beverly Hills housewife might take a bath in.
 

94

CHAMPAGNE/BOOZE

55

BUBBLE BATH

2

MILK

20

CHOCOLATE

2

MUD

7

MONEY

2

PERRIER/BOTTLED H20

6








Name something a man wears that's a chick repellent.
 

94

BAD CLOTHES/DIAPER

52

BEARD/MUSTACHE

5

PUTRID COLOGNE

21

FANNY PACK

2

JEWELRY/RING

6

MAN MAKEUP

2

WIG/UGLY HAIRDO

6








Name something about a man that might remind you of an elf.
 

94

BIG POINTY EARS

49

MUNCHKIN VOICE

4

HIS HEIGHT

20

CLOTHES/HIS TIGHTS

4

HIS NOSE

9

TINY HANDS/FEET

3

HIS 2-INCHER

5








We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: I was so drunk last night, I actually kissed my what?
 

94

DOG/ON THE BUTT

45

EX

3

BOSS

23

PHONE

3

CAR

12

WIFE'S FRIEND

3

WIFE/HUSBAND

5








Name something people eat every day that probably means they'll be sleeping alone every night.
 

94

GARLIC

45

ICE CREAM

3

BEANS

19

FISH/ANCHOVIES

3

ONIONS

18

TACOS

2

EGGS

4








Name something a witch might run into that proves drinking and flying on a broom don't mix.
 

94

TREE

40

A PLANE

4

HOUSE/WALL

25

THE MOON

3

POLE/LAMPPOST

13

BIRD/HER CROW

3

ANOTHER WITCH

6








Name something one coworker might steal from another.
 

94

PEN/PENCIL

37

IDEAS/CREDIT

8

FOOD/LUNCH

24

PROMOTION/JOB

5

MONEY

10

MATE/SPOUSE

2

STAPLER

8








Name an animal with a bottom that you'd hate your bottom to look like.
 

94

BABOON/APE

36

HORSE

6

ELEPHANT

19

COW

6

HIPPO

16

RHINO

3

PIG

8








We asked 100 men...
Name a reason you're glad no one can see the underwear you have on.
 

94

HOLEY/OLD

33

I'M MODEST/PRIVATE

4

DIRTY/SKID MARKS

23

GUT BULGES OVER 'EM

4

COLOR/PATTERN

16

I DON'T WEAR ANY

3

TOO TIGHT/SAGGY

11








We asked 100 single women...
I'm not on a dating site because too may guys lie about their what?
 

94

AGE

31

RELATIONSHIP STATUS

11

JOB/INCOME

16

WEIGHT

6

LOOKS/FACE PIC

14

INTENTIONS

5

HEIGHT

11








Name an exercise a man does in the gym that makes him a better lover in the bedroom.
 

94

PUSH-UPS

28

TREADMILL/RUNNING

8

SIT-UPS/CRUNCHES

21

YOGA

5

SQUATS

15

ROWING MACHINE

4

LIFTING WEIGHTS

13








Name something you can put in an innie belly button but you can't put in an outie.
 

94

LINT/FUZZ

21

FOOD/WHIPPED CREAM

13

COIN/PENNY

19

ALCOHOL/SHOT

6

JEWELRY/PIERCING

16

MARBLE

5

A FINGER

14








We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: The more hair I lose from my head, the more I find on my what?
 

94

SHOWER/SINK

20

PILLOW

11

CHEST

19

FACE

9

BACK

17

BUTT/DUMP TRUMPET

5

EARS

13








When Steve Harvey was five years old, he might have told his friends, "Some day, I'm going to have a" what?
 

93

TV SHOW/JOB

59

MANSION

6

MUSTACHE

8

BALD HEAD

4

BOO/COUPLE EXES

7

LOTTA $$$/BILLION

2

SICK RIDE

7








Name something you enjoy that's not worth giving up to have a few extra years of life.
 

93

FOOD/PIZZA

45

SODA POP

3

CIGARETTES/CIGARS

18

COFFEE

2

BOOZE

14

WEEEED!

2

SEX/ONE-NIGHTERS

9








Name something that a cowboy uses on the range that he might bring into the bedroom.
 

93

ROPE/LASSO

44

WHIP

9

BOOTS

12

BUTTLESS CHAPS

4

HAT

11

STIRRUPS

4

SPURS

9








We asked 100 married men...
Fantasy only: What do you think you would do the first day of being divorced?
 

93

CELEBRATE/DRINK

43

GO ON A DIET

6

MENAGE A TWINS

17

GO ON VACATION

3

CRY

13

JOIN DATING SITE

2

SLEEP

9








Name something you want in your coffin so you'll be cozy for eternity.
 

93

SOFT PILLOW

42

BIBLE/BOOK

4

WARM BLANKIE

26

PET/DOG

2

STUFFED ANIMAL/DOLL

9

MY WIFE/HUBBY

2

COAT/SLIPPERS

8








A clown might squirt you with water out of a flower. But you'd really be upset if the water came out of what?
 

93

HIS MOUTH

40

A TOILET

5

HIS PEE-PEE

19

CUP/BOWL

3

HIS RED NOSE

17

BUTT/BEAN BLASTER

3

HOSE/FIRE HOSE

6








We asked 100 married men...
90% of my wife's thoughts are devoted to what?
 

93

KIDS/FAMILY

38

"HERSELF"

9

HER JOB

14

SHOPPING/SPENDING

6

CLEANING

12

LOVE MAKING

3

ME/DESTROYING ME

11








Fill in the blank: When trying to explain a hickey, you might say, "Oh, that? That's just a ______."
 

93

BRUISE/PINCH

34

RASH/HIVE

8

BURN/RUG BURN

16

BIRTHMARK/MOLE

5

HICKEY/KISS

14

FESTERING ZIT

4

BUG BITE

12








Name something you'd be surprised a man would do to the hair on his back.
 

93

SHAVE/CUT/A DESIGN

31

DYE/BLEACH IT

8

BRAID IT

22

PLUCK IT

4

WAX IT

14

CURL IT

3

COMB/STYLE IT

11








Fill in the blank: I went to a really bad restaurant -- everybody had to share what?
 

93

SILVERWARE/1 FORK

30

FOOD

9

NAPKINS

20

A TABLE

5

DRINKS/GLASSES

16

A CHAIR

4

PLATES/BOWLS

9








We asked 100 women...
Tell me something that makes a bubble bath even more enjoyable.
 

93

WINE/BOOZE

29

BOOK/HELTER SKELTER

10

CANDLES

18

BATH SCENTS/OILS

4

MUSIC/BARRY WHITE

15

QUIET/ALONE TIME

4

MATE/HOT CHICK

13








Name a reason a pig makes a very good pet.
 

93

EAT ANYTHING

23

CUTIES/TWIRLY TAIL

10

SMART/DO TRICKS

21

CAN EAT THEM/BACON

10

LOVING/AFFECTIONATE

13

NO BARKING/QUIET

5

CLEAN/DON'T SHED

11








We asked 100 married women...
When your husband is acting like a little boy, name a way he should be punished.
 

93

NO COOCHIE!

22

GROUNDED/TIME OUT

12

SPANK THAT BADINK!

15

NO TV

10

WALK AWAY/IGNORE

15

CLEAN/DO DISHES

5

NO DINNER

14








We asked 100 women...
Name something your mate could do that would take the romance out of a bubble bath.
 

92

BLOW BUTT BUBBLES

54

FILL W/ COLD WATER

5

PEE/POOP IN TUB

11

FORGET CHAMPAGNE

5

BURP

7

JUMP IN/JOIN ME

4

FORGET CANDLES

6








Name something a woman might call her man that starts with the word "sugar."
 

92

SUGAR DADDY

44

SUGAR LIPS

4

SUGAR PIE

19

SUGAR PLUM

3

SUGAR BEAR

11

SUGAR BUNS

2

SUGAR BABY

9








Name something Steve Harvey counts so he can get to sleep.
 

92

MONEY

38

FAMILY FEUD POINTS

2

BLACK SHEEP

37

MISS UNIVERSE

2

EXES

8

MUSTACHES

2

TEETH

3








Name something people postpone doing for as long as possible.
 

92

TAXES/BILLS

38

BIRTHIN' BABIES

3

DOC/DENTIST/SURG.

30

WRITING A WILL

2

CLEAN'G/LAUNDRY

12

POOPING/BATHROOM

2

MARRIAGE

5








After swimming, you'd hate to discover that the thing moving in your bathing suit is a what?
 

92

FISH/PIRANHA

38

ANGRY CRAB

7

LEECH

19

ELECTRIC EEL

5

SNAKE

10

BUG/MOSQUITO

4

JELLYFISH

9








Name something a prisoner might do that would annoy his cellmate.
 

92

SNORE

29

TALK/IN SLEEP

7

SING/JAILHOUSE ROCK

29

TAP/A PEN

2

WINK HIS SPHINC

16

TICKLE HIS PICKLE

2

WHISTLE

7








We asked 100 married women...
Name something you think your husband neglects to do on purpose just to annoy you.
 

92

CLEAN/LAUNDRY

29

"LUV YA"/COMPLIMENT

6

PUT SEAT DOWN

22

REPLACE TOILET PAPER

5

TAKE OUT TRASH

19

FLUSH/HIS TURDS

4

LISTEN TO ME

7








Name something a cheap guy does at church when the collection plate comes around.
 

92

PASSES IT/IGNORES

29

EMPTY ENVELOPE/FAKES

9

STEALS CASH

21

LEAVES/BATHROOM

6

GIVES COIN/A BUCK

15

PRETENDS TO PAY

3

ASKS FOR CHANGE

9








We asked 100 married men...
Name a reason you're afraid your wife is actually turning into a witch.
 

92

READS MY MIND

27

DOESN'T WEAR MAKEUP

7

MEAN/EVIL NAG

26

WARTS ALL OVER

5

DIGS BROOMS

14

CASTS SPELLS

4

CACKLES/HER LAUGH

9








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you'd be willing to pay $100 to get out of going to.
 

92

WEDDING

23

CHURCH

11

MALL/SHOPPING

18

OPERA/BALLET

8

FUNERAL/MY OWN

14

TIME WITH IN-LAWS

6

WORK

12








We asked 100 women...
Name the worst thing you've done on a date.
 

92

SNEAK AWAY

22

BURP/MID-KISS

11

PUKE/GET SICK

19

GIVE UP THE COOKIE

8

LIE/PRETEND TO LIE

15

HIT ON OTHER GUY

3

FART/ON HIS LAP

14








Name something men only need a couple of that women like to have many of.
 

91

SHOES

66

PAIRS OF UNDIES

2

FRIENDS/GIRLFRIENDS

9

CHOCOLATES

2

RINGS/JEWELRY

7

KIDS

2

BIG O'S

3








We asked 100 married women...
What do you do for your husband that makes you feel like his mommy?
 

91

LAUNDRY/PICK UP AFTER

48

GIVE MEDS/NURSE HIM

5

COOK/SERVE FOOD

16

DRESS/BUY CLOTHES

4

NAG/SCOLD/"NO!"

8

CUT/PART HIS HAIR

4

TUCK INTO BED

6








We asked 100 men...
A first date becomes much more interesting if she says she does what for a living?
 

91

STRIPPER/DANCER

46

COOK/CHEF

5

HIGH-CLASS HO

16

MODEL

3

NURSE

12

MASSEUSE

2

DOCTOR

7








Name a food you wouldn't eat if the head was still attached.
 

91

FISH/EEL

46

SHRIMP

5

CHICKEN

16

CRAWFISH

3

PORK/BACON

10

TURKEY

3

BEEF

8








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you wish your dog could give your wife lessons in.
 

91

LISTEN/OBEY

43

SIT DOWN/STILL

6

LOYAL

15

BEGGING

5

BEING PLAYFUL/FUN

9

GREETING ME

5

LICKING ME

8








Name something a male nudist might do to get ready for a hot date with a woman.
 

91

SHAVE/MANSCAPE

42

TAN

5

BATHE/SHOWER

22

COMB HAIR/BODY HAIR

4

BUY/WEAR CLOTHES

8

EXERCISE/PUSH-UPS

4

OIL UP

6








Name something a person might have on their face that would be hard not to stare at.
 

91

MOLE/BIRTHMARK

39

BIG NOSE

4

VOLCANIC ZIT

22

FOOD/"EGG"

3

WART

11

EYES/BLACK EYE

3

TATTOO

9








You might have trouble getting babysitters if your house doesn't have what?
 

91

TV/CABLE

33

A FRIDGE/FOOD

4

WIFI/INTERNET

29

LOCKS/DOORS

4

ANY CHILDREN IN IT

12

A BATHROOM

3

HEAT/AIR

6








Name something grandpa has dreams of Judge Judy doing to him.
 

91

YELL AT/INSULT

23

FIND IN HIS FAVOR

11

SPANK HIM/WITH GAVEL

16

HANDCUFF HIM

9

SENTENCE/TO JAIL

15

"GO TO MY CHAMBERS"

3

RIDE HIM

14








Name a part of people's bodies that things get stuck in.
 

91

TEETH/MOUTH

22

HAIR

12

EAR

17

LOG LAUNCHER

6

BELLY BUTTON

15

CLEAVAGE/CHEST

5

NOSE

14








If they replaced the Statue of Liberty with a statue of Steve Harvey, name something he might be holding in his hand.
 

90

MICROPHONE

52

BOOK/BIBLE

5

CARD/"MISS COLOMBIA"

15

COGNAC/BOOZE

5

$$$/WALLET/CHECK

6

BIG FAT CUBAN

2

BURRITO/FOOD

5








To attract a stallion, name something sexy that a filly has and knows how to use it.
 

90

FINE FLICKIN' TAIL

33

LONG SLENDER LEGS

6

SILKY HAIR/MANE

24

THEM TEATS!

5

HOT TROT/GAIT

9

FACE/EYES/CUTE GRIN

5

THAT POPPIN' BOOTY

8








Name some information about you that's none of anyone's business.
 

90

INCOME/FINANCES

28

SOCIAL SECURITY #

3

LOVE LIFE/RELA'SHIP

23

MY STRANGE ODOR

2

WEIGHT

19

MY WEENIE SIZE

2

AGE

13








Name a city where you see a lot of boobs.
 

90

LAS VEGAS

28

NEW YORK

8

MIAMI

19

WASHINGTON, D.C.

6

LA/BEVERLY HILLS

18

FT. LAUDERDALE

3

NEW ORLEANS

8








Name something a pet lover does with their lover or their pet.
 

90

RUB/PET/STROKE

27

SLEEP/SHARE BED

7

CUDDLE/HUG

20

GO FOR WALKS

6

KISS/SWAP SPIT

16

FEED 'EM

5

TALK/BABY TALK

9








Name something you reach for when you realize you've put on a few pounds.
 

90

SALAD/DIET FOOD

26

A NEW SCALE

9

FAT CLOTHES/SWEATS

15

DIET PILLS

7

EXERCISE GEAR/EQUIP.

14

FATTY FOOD/EAT UP!

7

BOTTLED WATER

12








We asked 100 men...
Name something that's harder to do if your underwear is too tight.
 

90

BEND OVER

25

SIT DOWN

7

WALK/RUN

20

TAKE 'EM OFF/CHANGE

5

TAKE SQUIRT/BATHROOM

18

SING IN LOW PITCH

3

EXERCISE/SQUATS

12








Where does a naked cowboy keep his gun?
 

90

HOLSTER

24

HIS BOOT

8

IN HIS HAND

21

HOME/UNDER PILLOW

7

HAT/UNDER IT

13

HIS ARMPIT

4

BUTT/UP IT

13








Now that rock stars are old men, what do women at their concerts throw on stage?
 

90

LOADED DEPENDS

23

WALKER/CANE

6

THEIR TEETH

20

MONEY

4

LINGERIE/GIRDLE

19

GERITOL

4

VIAGRA

14








We asked 100 single men...
It's bad if a woman dumps you. It's worse if she says it's because of your what?
 

89

SMALL WONDER/SEX

61

CLOTHES/STYLE

3

PERSONALITY/OF MOP

11

YOUR BODY

3

DEATH BREATH

5

AWFUL MOM

3

HOOPTIE CAR

3








Name a place you go on vacation when you're broke.
 

89

HOME/BACKYARD

47

LAKE/RIVER/POND

5

BEACH

13

ZOO

4

PARK

9

MALL/WINDOW SHOPPING

4

FRIEND'S/RELATIVE'S

7








We asked 100 women...
Name a food that excites you as much as sex.
 

89

CHOCOLATE/CANDY

43

COOKIES

5

ICE CREAM

15

CREME BRULEE/CUSTARD

3

PIZZA

11

TACOS

3

STEAK/PRIME RIB

9








We asked 100 single men...
Name something you do to pump yourself up before a date.
 

89

SHOWER/GROOM

37

TUNES/BELL BIV DEVOE

7

WORK OUT

17

POP VIAGRA

6

DRINK/SHOTS

9

COLOGNE

6

MIRROR/TO REHEARSE

7








Name something that droops.
 

89

THE DAIRY DEPT.

35

ITCHY & SCRATCHY

6

EYELIDS/EYES

21

CHIN

6

PLANT/FLOWER

9

CLOTHES/HAT

3

MY MASSIVE GUT

9








Past or present, which American president would look best bare-chested on a horse?
 

89

BARACK OBAMA

33

DONALD TRUMP

5

JOHN F. KENNEDY

29

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

5

RONALD REAGAN

8

GEORGE WASHINGTON

4

BILL CLINTON

5








If a man and woman were literally joined at the hip, name something it would be hard to do.
 

89

BUTTER THE BISCUIT

32

SLEEP

5

PEE/PEACEFUL DUMP

32

LEAVE EACH OTHER

3

EXERCISE/SPORTS

8

SHOWER

3

DATE OTHERS/CHEAT

6








Fill in the blank: Grandma put real pot in grandpa's pot pie and he ______ed all night.
 

89

SLEPT/SNORED

29

TALKED

4

GIGGLED

25

POOPED

3

MUNCHED

14

DANCED/NUDE

3

FREAKED/WAS "BAKED"

11








We asked 100 single women...
What kind of sea creature did your last date remind you of?
 

89

OCTOPUS

29

CRAB

7

SHARK/FISH

19

WHALE

7

DOLPHIN/PORPOISE

12

CLAM

6

STINGRAY

9








Fill in the blank: Your mom never hesitates to tell you that she doesn't like your ______.
 

89

HAIR/70'S PERM

29

FRIENDS

8

ATTITUDE/TONE

17

FACE/BEARD

7

MATE/SPOUSE

14

TATTOO

2

CLOTHES/BOOTY SHORTS

12








Grandma might complain that grandpa's idea of a romantic night is going where?
 

89

EAT/CRACKER BARREL

27

SPORT EVENT/GOLF

6

TO BED

24

BOWLING

6

BINGO

12

SOFA/WATCH JEOPARDY

5

SHOPPING/CVS

9








What would you do if someone threw a drink in your face?
 

89

WIPE IT OFF

18

GET MAD/YELL/CUSS

14

HIT THEM

17

LICK IT OFF! YUM!

5

LEAVE/WALK AWAY

16

LAUGH

4

THROW ONE AT THEM

15








You're in a cemetery. You see somebody crawling out of a grave. What do you do?
 

88

RUN!/LEAVE

50

VIDEO/BOOMERANG IT

5

SCREAM

11

JUST WATCH

5

CALL 911

7

FAINT

4

HELP OUT/LEND HAND

6








Name a place that would go out of business if men disappeared from the planet.
 

88

STRIP JOINT

47

BARBER

6

HOOTERS

10

SPORTS/VENUES

5

BAR/BREWERY

10

GUN STORE/CLUB

4

CLOTHING STORE

6








What might a nurse be about to do to a rude patient that would make her say, "We can do this the easy way or the hard way"?
 

88

STICK 'EM W/ NEEDLE

36

DRESS/UNDRESS 'EM

4

TAKE TEMP

19

MOVE 'EM/PHYS. THERAPY

4

ENEMA

14

STRAP 'EM DOWN

3

RAM IN A CATHETER

8








Name something a cheap woman might put in a male stripper's G-string.
 

88

A COIN/PENNY

36

COUPONS

6

PHONE #/BIZ CARD

17

FAKE MONEY

6

$1 BILL

10

CONDOM

4

AN I.O.U.

9








At a cannibal restaurant, name a part of a man that someone might complain is in their soup.
 

88

WEENIE & WALNUTS

34

TOE/FEET

5

MOUND OF HAIR

21

NOSE

4

HIS NAILS

10

BONES

4

FINGER/HAND

10








If a stripper came down the pole as Mary Poppins, name something that might pop off of her.
 

88

HAT/BONNET

30

DRESS/SKIRT

6

UMBRELLA

25

BUTTONS

6

BRA

10

BLOOMERS/UNDIES

4

FRILLY BLOUSE

7








The running of the bulls is dangerous. The running of what kind of animal wouldn't be?
 

88

BULLDOGS/DOGS

30

MICE

3

CATS

23

SNAILS/SLUGS

3

BUNNIES

22

HAMSTERS/GERBILS

3

TURTLES

4








Name something a skydiver would hate to run into on the way down.
 

88

BIRD/GEESE

30

POWER LINE/POLE

5

PLANE/PROPELLER

19

MOUNTAIN/VOLCANO

4

SKYDIVER/THEIR EX

16

BUILDING

3

TREE

11








We asked 100 women...
Name something your man does in the morning that reminds you of a caveman.
 

88

SCRATCH

27

BELCH

6

BLOW HIS TOOT FLUTE

19

EAT

4

YAWN

15

PLOD AROUND/BAREFOOT

3

GRUNT/GROWL/YELL

14








Fill in the blank: For some men, no woman could ever take the place of his love for what?
 

88

SPORTS/FOOTBALL

25

FOOD/BACON

9

HIS MOM

20

CARS

9

BOOZE

11

HIS DOG

4

MONEY

10








Name something a boy learns to do so someday he'll be able to pick up girls.
 

87

FLIRT/SMOOTH TALK

47

SING/PLAY INSTRUMENT

4

BE A GENTLEMAN

16

KISS

4

HYGIENE/GROOMING

7

GET BUFF/FLEX

3

DRIVE

6








We asked 100 single women...
If a jerk hits on you, whose phone number might you give him instead of yours?
 

87

POLICE

34

MY BOSS'S

8

FAKE ONE

13

MY MOTHER'S

5

MY EX'S

12

PIZZA JOINT'S

4

MY FATHER'S

11








A man knows his marriage is over when his wife brings what to bed with her?
 

86

LOVER/HIS BUDDIES

48

BOOK/KINDLE

5

VIBRATOR/TOY

14

GREAT DANE/PET

5

STUFFED ANIMAL/DOLL

6

BODY PILLOW

3

CELL PHONE

5








A wife would get upset if her husband went where with his mother instead of with her?
 

86

VACAY/HONEYMOON

38

MOVIES

5

DINNER/SPAGO

19

CONCERT/BEYONCE

4

STORE/JEWELRY SHOP

10

TO BED

4

BAR/DANCE CLUB

6








We asked 100 single women...
You realize it'll be a short evening when your date meets you carrying a what?
 

86

GUN/WEAPON

36

LAPTOP

7

BABY

17

BRIEFCASE

5

CONDOM/X-SMALL

10

PURSE

3

DOG

8








There's nothing better than a big juicy what?
 

86

STEAK

35

ORANGE

6

HAMBURGER

24

MELON/WATERMELON

5

PEACH

7

KISS

3

APPLE

6








Name a kind of dog you'd be surprised to see a chihuahua pick a fight with.
 

86

PIT BULL

35

ROTTWEILER

6

GREAT DANE

17

ST. BERNARD

6

GERMAN SHEPHERD

12

BULLDOG

4

DOBERMAN PINSCHER

6








Other than in bed, where's the most romantic place to make love?
 

86

BEACH

35

CAR

6

COUCH/LIVING ROOM

16

GRASS/PARK/WOODS

3

SHOWER/TUB

16

JACUZZI

3

FLOOR/BY FIREPLACE

7








We asked 100 married women...
If your husband asked you for a divorce Sunday night, what's the first thing you'd do Monday morning?
 

86

CALL LAWYER/FILE

34

LEAVE/MOVE OUT

8

EMPTY BANK ACCT.

17

BURN HIS STUFF/CAR

4

CRY

10

TALK/CHANGE HIS MIND

3

PACK HIM UP/KICK OUT

10








The bad news: You're on a deserted island. The good news: What just washed up on shore?
 

86

BOAT

32

PHONE

5

HOTTIE/JASON MOMOA

19

LIGHTER/MATCHES

4

FOOD/CAN OF SPAM

17

TREASURE

3

BOOZE/COCONUT RUM

6








Name a question grandma asks a 90-year-old man on a date that starts with "Are you" what?
 

86

SINGLE/WIDOWER?

29

HEALTHY/DYING?

8

FRISKY/PACK'G VIAGRA?

15

DEAF?

3

AWAKE/TIRED?

14

HUNGRY?

3

ALIVE/BREATHING?

14








What might a mortician do with your body if he found out your family refused to pay?
 

86

CREMATE/BURN IT

27

BURY IT/IN BAG

4

DUMP IT/IN LAKE

27

FREEZE IT

4

SELL/DONATE IT

12

LET IT ROT

3

RETURN/ON DOORSTEP

9








A man should wait until his divorce is final before telling his wife that she's what?
 

86

OVERWEIGHT

27

C+ IN BED

6

FACIALLY CHALLENGED

26

BOOOORING

3

CRAZY WITCH/NAG

15

A LOSER

3

BROKE/NOT GETTIN' $

6








A wife might train the dog to bark whenever her husband touches what?
 

86

FRIDGE/FOOD

25

PURSE/CHECKS

8

TV/REMOTE

19

PHONE/HERS

4

HER/HER BADONK

17

A BIMBO

3

BOOZE/HER WINE

10








Name something you don't want your dog to stick his tongue in.
 

86

MY FOOD/DRINK

19

MY EAR

9

MY MOUTH

16

SOCKET/OUTLET

9

THE TOILET

15

A BUTT/HIS/MINE

5

HOT STEAMY DOODY

13








We asked 100 married women...
Name an animal you've seen mating on video that reminds you of how your man makes love.
 

86

DOG

18

HIPPO

11

HORSE

18

TURTLE

4

APE/MONKEY

17

SLOTH

4

LION

14








We asked 100 married women...
Fill in the blank: I'll give up my ______ when you pry my dead fingers from it.
 

85

RING/JEWELRY

35

MONEY/CHECKBOOK

7

PHONE

17

CAR

4

COFFEE/TEA/MUG

10

CHOCOLATE

4

COMPUTER

8








Name something you really shouldn't laugh in the middle of.
 

85

FUNERAL

32

A JOKE

4

SERMON/PRAYER

24

SCARY MOVIE/DRAMA

3

AN INTENSE BOINK

14

MEETING/INTERVIEW

3

A SAD STORY

5








We asked 100 married women...
Name a word to describe a sexy man that no one calls your husband.
 

85

HUNK

29

FINE

5

HOT

23

GIGOLO

4

HANDSOME

14

SMOKIN'

3

SEXY

7








Name something that makes a kiss passionate.
 

85

LOVE/FEELINGS

27

LONG/LINGERING

9

UNTAMED TONGUE

22

CHEMISTRY/LUST

5

THE LIPS/GENTLE

10

THE SETTING/MUSIC

3

TOUCH/A DIP

9








We asked 100 married men...
Name something specific you bought your wife to wear and she said "over my dead body," so you're saving it for her funeral.
 

85

DRESS/MINISKIRT

27

SHIRT/CROP TOP

5

THONG

16

MAID OUTFIT

5

NIGHTIE

15

PANTS/PANTSUIT

3

BIKINI

14








Name someone you might send this postcard to: "Having a great time -- glad you're not here."
 

84

EX

41

PARENTS

6

BOSS/COWORKER

16

ANNOYING FRIEND

4

IN-LAWS

7

SIBLING

4

SPOUSE/MATE

6








If you live to be 100, what do you think you'll be doing on Saturday night?
 

84

SLEEPING

37

BOOZING/RUM & ENSURE

4

TV/SVU RERUN

28

EATING

3

SEX/CHASE 21 YR-OLDS

5

GAMES/GAMBLING

3

DANCING

4








A really bad pickup line for a man to use at a bar would be "I have a" what?
 

84

WIFE/MATE

29

CAR/'76 GREMLIN

6

DISEASE/DISCHARGE

25

GUN/STUN GUN

5

BIG/TINY/LIMP TOOL

9

LOTTA $/NO $

4

KID/BUNCH OF KIDS

6








We asked 100 women...
Name a state where you'd have the best chance of finding Mr. Right.
 

84

NEW YORK

27

TENNESSEE

5

CALIFORNIA

23

ALASKA

4

TEXAS

15

FLORIDA

3

WASHINGTON

7








Name a specific exercise you might be self-conscious about doing at a nudist gym.
 

84

JUMPING JACKS

25

DOWNWARD DOG

6

SQUATS/KNEE BENDS

24

SIT-UPS/CRUNCHES

6

TOE TOUCH

12

SPRINTS/JOGGING

5

PUSH-UPS

6








Name something you'd have if you were part man and part horse.
 

84

A TAIL

19

HOOVES

8

MANE/HAIR

19

STRENGTH/SPEED

7

BALONEY PONY

17

SADDLE

5

FOUR LEGS

9








To cover his tracks, name something a man might pay for in cash.
 

83

HOTEL/HOURLY MOTEL

53

DRUGS/WEED

3

STRIPPER

14

FOOD

3

HIS BOOZE HABIT

4

LINGERIE/UNDIES

3

FLOWERS

3








At the beach, name something a big guy keeps in the folds of his belly.
 

83

SAND

39

SUNTAN LOTION

6

FOOD/TUNA SANDWICH

12

COLD BEER

4

SWEAT

11

KEYS

4

WALLET/CASH

7








Name something your dog can hear you do when he's trying to sleep.
 

83

EAT/GET FOOD

38

TALK/ARGUE

7

"HAVING SEX"

12

PEE/FREE TRAPPED TURD

5

SNORE

10

WALK AROUND

4

WATCH TV

7








You just opened a store called "Steve Harveys 'R' Us." What does it sell?
 

83

JOKES/GAGS

33

FAKE MUSTACHES

5

SUITS/DUDS/SHOES

26

TOUPEES

4

TOYS/STEVE DOLL

7

RAZORS/SHAVERS

2

ADVICE/HIS BOOKS

6








If Steve Harvey became president, name something he might install in the Oval Office.
 

83

STUDIO/AUDIENCE

33

BATHROOM/BIDET

5

TV/MOVIE SCREEN

15

HIS CLOTHING LINE

4

FURNITURE/MIRROR

13

PICS/SELFIES

3

FRIDGE/BAR

10








Name a reason a woman might be glad that her boyfriend dumped her.
 

83

MAN-WHORE/HAS WIFE

26

BAD BREATH/SMELLS

9

"BROKE JOKE"/JOBLESS

16

HAS RAGING STD

5

SHE HAS NEW STUD

14

CON/IN PRISON

4

DOUCHE/CONTROL'G

9








We asked 100 single women...
You're talking to a cute guy at a party. What does he tell you about himself that causes you to lose interest?
 

83

LIVES W/ PARENTS

20

HATES ANIMALS

6

NO JOB/BROKE ACTOR

19

SPORTSAHOLIC

5

HAS WIFE/MATE

15

FAN OF FINE FELLOWS

5

HAS EX/DUMPED TODAY

13








Name a complaint that Mrs. King Kong might have about her husband.
 

83

TOO HAIRY

17

STRONG/DESTRUCTIVE

8

TOO BIG...EVERYWHERE

16

ANGRY/TEMPER

7

LOUD/NOISY

14

TOO STINKY

7

PICKS UP BLONDES

14








I was shocked to hear that Susan was a stripper by night and a what by day?
 

82

TEACHER

43

PTA MOM/HOUSEWIFE

6

LAWYER

9

COP

5

LIBRARIAN

7

SECRETARY/ASST.

5

NUN/CLERGY

7








Name something a wife might do to her cheating husband's underwear.
 

82

BURN/WITH HIM IN 'EM

39

ICY HOT/BENGAY

6

CUT/SHRED 'EM

13

HOT SAUCE

5

THROW OUT/ON LAWN

8

WRITE ON/"HE'S MINE"

4

ITCHING POWDER

7








Name a bad place for a couple to start a gropefest.
 

82

CHURCH

37

CAR/STOPLIGHT

5

STORE/GYMBOREE

13

PARENTS'/TABLE

4

BUFFET LINE/CAFE

12

THE MOVIES

4

WORK

7








Many years ago, name a game children played outside.
 

82

TAG

33

RING AROUND ROSIE

4

HOPSCOTCH

15

RED ROVER

4

HIDE-AND-SEEK

13

JUMP ROPE

3

KICK THE CAN

10








Before a date, name a food a flat-chested woman might stuff in her bra.
 

82

ORANGES

31

COTTON CANDY

5

BREAD/BUNS

19

CHICKEN BREAST

5

GRAPEFRUITS

9

MARSHMALLOWS

5

MELONS/WATERMELONS

8








Name someone who sucks money out of you like a vampire sucks blood.
 

82

THE IRS/GOV'T

30

DOCTOR/DENTIST

4

MY KIDS

28

CABLE/TV SERVICE

3

MY SPOUSE/MATE

8

LOSER SIBLING

3

BANK/CREDIT CARD

6








What was the last thing you turned down?
 

82

FOOD/DESSERT

26

DRINK/SHOT

9

BED/SHEETS

14

JOB OFFER

6

SUBPAR SEX

12

VOLUME/TV/PHONE

5

A DATE/INVITATION

10








When you die, name a part of your funeral that you worry your cheap family might skip.
 

82

CASKET

20

HEADSTONE

8

RECEPTION/FOOD/BAR

17

WAKE/VIEWING

8

FLOWERS

12

BURIAL/CEMETERY

6

WHOLE CEREMONY

11








If a nurse were a magician, what might she pull out of a patient's bottom?
 

81

ANIMAL/DONKEY

37

30 FT. HANKY/SCARF

4

MONEY/CHANGE

17

HIS LIVER/ORGANS

3

FLOWERS

10

STETHOSCOPE

3

MEDS/A CURE!

7








A doctor would have a hard time not laughing if a patient had what stuck in his nose?
 

81

FOOD/CANDY

32

MEGA BOOGER

4

A FINGER

19

A MARBLE

3

PENCIL/PEN/CRAYON

15

A CONDOM

3

COTTON BALL/SWAB

5








We asked 100 women...
Name something you and your dog have in common.
 

81

CUDDLY/AFFECTIONATE

25

CRAVE ATTENTION

9

LOVE SLEEP/NAPS

15

LOYAL FRIENDS

7

OUR HAIR/SHED

12

CURIOSITY/EXPLORE

4

LOVE FOOD

9








Name something a wife might force her husband to go to at least once a year.
 

81

IN-LAWS'/FAM EVENT

23

MALL/STORE

7

DOC/DENTIST

19

DANCE/ADULT PROM

4

CHURCH

17

CHICK FLICK

3

BALLET/MUSICAL

8








Name something you should never do at a funeral.
 

80

LAUGH/JOKE

52

FART/ON CORPSE

3

FLIRT/BOINK WIDOW

7

START A FIGHT

3

DANCE/ON CASKET

6

STRIP/STREAK

3

DRINK/GET SLOSHED

6








Name something that can make an unattractive guy seem like the sexiest man in the world.
 

80

$3.5 MILLION

29

BOD/LICKABLE ABS

5

'TUDE/HUMOR

18

BRAINS

3

KINDNESS/MANNERS

16

GREAT SMILE

3

CLOTHES/PIMP SUIT

6








Fill in the blank: I can't believe I just saw my ______ smoking a joint.
 

80

MOM/DAD

19

SPOUSE/MATE

9

KID/GRANDKID

16

NEIGHBOR

8

GRANNY/GRAMPS

11

PASTOR

7

SIBLING

10








We asked 100 single men...
Name a reason you aren't such a great catch.
 

79

I'M OVERWEIGHT

18

MY UGLY MUG

9

I'M PO!

17

WORK TOO MUCH

9

I'M LAZY

10

I'M OLD

7

I'M BALD

9








Men should have to be approved by a panel of women before they can wear what?
 

76

SPEEDO/PICKLE PINCHER

29

TANKS/MIDRIFF TEES

6

SANDALS/CROCS

15

THONG/BRIEFS

5

SHORTS/CARGOS

9

HATS/FEDORAS

4

JEANS/SKINNY JEANS

8








"Derriere" is one. Name another nice way to describe the body part you sit on.
 

75

BUTT/BUTTOCKS

25

REAR/REAR END

9

TUSH/TUSHY

12

BOTTOM

6

ARSE

9

BEHIND

5

BOOTY

9








Name a movie monster who's the strong, silent type.
 

75

FRANKENSTEIN

23

JASON VOORHEES

5

KING KONG

15

THE WOLFMAN

4

GODZILLA

13

THE BLOB

3

HULK

12








We asked 100 men...
Name a bad habit you have that you hope some woman will find endearing.
 

75

SNORING

18

SLEEPING LATE

7

GAS-BLASTING

18

SMOKING CIGS

5

BOOZING

15

WALK'G AROUND NUDE

3

WATCHING SPORTS/TV

9








We asked 100 married women...
Thinking only of your man's naked body, what animal does he remind you of?
 

74

GORILLA/MONKEY

29

CHEETAH

5

BEAR

18

LION

4

PANTHER/JAGUAR

7

DOG/PUPPY

4

GIRAFFE

7








Fill in the blank: I'd be shocked if my neighbor asked to borrow what?
 

73

MY SPOUSE/MATE

21

BANANA HAMMOCK

8

MONEY/A MILLION

15

MY MASSIVE VIBRATOR

5

UNWASHED UNDIES

10

SUGAR/FOOD

5

MY CAR/PORSCHE

9








We asked 100 women...
Name a specific word you'd use to describe both an apple and a guy.
 

72

SWEET

20

RIPE/OVERRIPE

6

JUICY

19

FRESH

4

DELICIOUS

10

FIRM

4

ROUND

9








Name something a woman might pack in a coffin to prepare for the afterlife.
 

71

MAKEUP

34

WINE/BOOZE

4

OUTFIT/THONG

9

CELL PHONE

4

BIBLE/BOOK/KINDLE

8

HAIRBRUSH/COMB

4

MONEY/AMEX

8








Name a reaction you might have if you got really scared.
 

71

SCREAM

33

HEART POUNDS/RACES

6

SHIVER/SHAKE

8

CRY

5

PEE/"GROW A TAIL"

7

JUMP

5

GASP/HYPERVENTILATE

7








If a wedding took place in a deli, name something the guests might throw instead of rice.
 

71

BREAD/BAGELS

18

LETTUCE

6

MEAT/HAM

17

PASTA

6

CHEESE

10

OLIVES

5

SEEDS/RYE/POPPY

9








If grandma got high, tell me something she might do.
 

71

DANCE/A JIG

16

FALL ASLEEP

6

BAKE/& EAT IT ALL

16

SING/LIZA MINNELLI

5

GIGGLE

15

TELL STORIES/SECRETS

4

STRIP/SHOW JUGS

9








You know more Italian than you think. Give me a word in Italian.
 

69

CIAO

27

PASTA

6

PIZZA

9

VINO

5

BELLA/BELLISIMA

9

ARRIVEDERCI

5

SPAGHETTI

8








Name something that helps take your mind off your troubles.
 

68

BOOZE, HONEY!

22

SEXY TIME

6

TV/FLICK/YOUTUBE

14

DRUGS/FAT BLUNT

6

READING

9

FOOD

5

MUSIC

6








Name something that's big and white.
 

65

POLAR BEAR

19

BELUGA WHALE

6

CLOUD

16

PERSON

5

SNOWMAN

8

GREAT WHITE SHARK

5

HOUSE/WHITE HOUSE

6








Besides a performer, what occupation would be a good fit for Steve Harvey?
 

63

SALES/USED CARS

21

TEACHER

5

THERAPIST/COUNSELOR

12

WRITER/NOVELIST

4

PASTOR/PREACHER

11

DIVORCE LAWYER

4

MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER

6








Name a Hollywood hunk about whom a cannibal might say, "He looks good enough to eat."
 

58

BRAD PITT

23

RYAN REYNOLDS

3

GEORGE CLOONEY

13

TOM CRUISE

3

THE ROCK

10

SCHWARZENEGGER

3

TOM SELLECK

3








Besides Steve Harvey himself, name an actor you'd like to see play Steve Harvey in the Steve Harvey movie.
 

57

CHRIS ROCK

12

WILL SMITH

5

EDDIE MURPHY

11

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

4

DENZEL WASHINGTON

11

JAMIE FOXX

4

KEVIN HART

10








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