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Name something dogs do to people that people wouldn't do to dogs. |
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99 |
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Name something a drunken guy might do just like a dog. |
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98 |
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Name a way you might know someone is dead rather than just sleeping. |
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98 |
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Name something Colonel Sanders likes to put on his chicken and his lover. |
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98 |
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A man learns the hard way never to tell his wife that she's too what? |
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97 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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97 |
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Name something a man might lose that would make him less attractive. |
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97 |
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Fill in the blank: A husband is smart to tell his wife that she has the best ______ ever. |
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97 |
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Name a reason a woman says her husband reminds her of Bigfoot. |
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97 |
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You wouldn't want to wake up Christmas morning to see your dog doing what? |
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97 |
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Name someone you might say has taken years off your life. |
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If you took a naked selfie at a wild party, who would you hate to realize you texted it to? |
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97 |
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When the circus closed, what act had the hardest time finding another job? |
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97 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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97 |
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Name something that Santa thinks is sexy about Mrs. Claus. |
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97 |
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The good news is, you got a really cheap airplane ticket. The bad news is, the plane hasn't got what on it? |
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97 |
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We asked 100 single women... |
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97 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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97 |
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You should never tell your mother that you hate her what? |
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96 |
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Men think about sex and dogs think about what? |
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96 |
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Fill in the blank: A magician just pulled a coin out of my what? |
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96 |
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Name something a wife might do if she found her husband's secret stash of marijuana. |
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96 |
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Name something grandma wears to bed that grandpa pretends is sexy. |
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96 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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96 |
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Name a way a man's sugar mama is different from his real mama. |
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96 |
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Name something that's unhealthy to hold in. |
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96 |
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Name something that might land on the bingo hall floor if two old ladies get in a fight. |
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96 |
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Name a complaint Tarzan might have about his new loincloth. |
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96 |
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After a woman is dumped, name something she buys thinking, "I'll show him." |
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96 |
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Name a place you stop going to when you're broke. |
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96 |
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Name a subject that the smart woman knows never to mention on a first date. |
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96 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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96 |
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Name something you do when your boss has very bad breath. |
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96 |
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Fill in the blank: A wife might say to her husband, "Why can't you have a ______ like Steve Harvey?" |
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96 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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96 |
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Name a reason a bald guy might say he stopped wearing a hairpiece. |
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96 |
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If your dog could send text messages, who might he send a text to? |
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95 |
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Name something that Mrs. Potato Head might do to Mr. Potato Head when she's furious with him. |
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95 |
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The magician's wife divorced him because she got tired of finding what in their bed? |
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95 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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95 |
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Name something of Steve Harvey's you'd like to touch. |
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95 |
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Name the first thing Steve Harvey would remove if he were in a game of strip poker. |
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95 |
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If a man's zipper breaks at church, what might he use to cover it up? |
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95 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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95 |
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Name something a male whale might think is sexy about a female whale. |
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95 |
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We asked 100 single men... |
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95 |
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When you open your mouth to speak, name something you hope doesn't come out. |
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95 |
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Name something you'd do if your grandparents started making out at a family reunion. |
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95 |
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Name a traffic sign you'd like to hold up at a Thanksgiving dinner with relatives. |
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94 |
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Name something that mothers make their children feel guilty about not doing. |
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94 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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94 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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94 |
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Fill in the blank: It was a rough wedding -- even the ______ was wearing a gun. |
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94 |
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Name something about a person that might remind you of a horse. |
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94 |
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If you were going to prison on Monday, what might you do on Sunday night? |
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94 |
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Name something a naked cowboy should do very carefully. |
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93 |
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Fill in the blank: I won't date someone with an ugly ______. |
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93 |
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Name a reason the Tooth Fairy might not leave a kid any money for his tooth. |
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93 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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93 |
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I could never make love to someone that looked like my who? |
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92 |
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Name a body part that cannibals swear is a hit at any barbecue. |
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92 |
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An angry wife might tell her husband, "If I were a dog, I'd pee on your" what? |
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92 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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92 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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92 |
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Because it's hell, on your first morning there, you'll probably wake up next to who? |
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92 |
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Santa can't work next year. He just found out he's allergic to what? |
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92 |
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Name something the world's rudest doctor might make fun of while giving you a routine exam. |
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91 |
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If a girl were brutally honest, name a specific reason she might give a guy for not dating him. |
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91 |
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You're on an airplane. The person next to you won't stop talking. What do you do? |
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91 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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91 |
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Instead of delivering presents, name something Bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve. |
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91 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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91 |
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Name something about Santa Claus that might make him a chick magnet. |
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91 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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91 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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91 |
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We asked 100 married people... |
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91 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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91 |
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What would a man who marries Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz" get tired of her talking about? |
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91 |
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We asked 100 married people... |
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91 |
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Name a place a woman goes when she wants to hear the juiciest gossip. |
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90 |
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Name something an 80-year-old man might get rid of if he discovered the Fountain of Youth. |
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90 |
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Name something a baker might put on his buns at work and his wife's buns at home. |
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90 |
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Name something that some people do sexier than others. |
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90 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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90 |
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Name an animal that poops more in a day than you do in a week. |
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90 |
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Name a reason Steve Harvey is more handsome now than ever. |
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90 |
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Birds do it. Bees do it. Name a creature that does it much more than you do it. |
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89 |
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If you woke up during surgery, what would you hate to see the surgeon holding? |
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89 |
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Name something about his wife that makes a man say, "I married up." |
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89 |
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I'd love to snap my fingers and suddenly become what? |
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89 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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89 |
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Name something specific a man would hate to have happen when he gets down on one knee to propose. |
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89 |
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Name something specific you'd be tempted to do to get a waiter's attention when he's ignoring you. |
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89 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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89 |
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It's bad when you have ants in your pants. But it would be worse if you had what bug in your pants? |
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89 |
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You have a week to live. You can't take it with you. So what do you spend your money on? |
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88 |
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Name something about a man that his date might suspect is fake. |
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88 |
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A party gets taken to a whole new level when someone shows up with what? |
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88 |
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Name something a 100-year-old woman might buy for her 80-year-old boy toy. |
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88 |
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Name a tool that the nude handyman must handle very carefully. |
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88 |
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Name a candy that's perfect for your belly button, decorative and delicious. |
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88 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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88 |
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Name something you think Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart do after finish shooting their show. |
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88 |
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If you were rich, name something you'd have installed near your grave so your relatives would always visit. |
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88 |
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We asked 100 single men... |
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88 |
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At a male nudist funeral, name something the deceased might still be wearing. |
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87 |
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Name something Steve Harvey has so many of, he wouldn't notice if one went missing. |
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87 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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87 |
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Name something women have a hard time getting rid of. |
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87 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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87 |
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Name something you think of when you hear the word "grind." |
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87 |
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Name something a man might ask his wife to do to his bottom. |
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86 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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86 |
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Name a famous man who might be described as bald and beautiful. |
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86 |
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Name something a male dog might do in front of a female dog to impress her. |
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86 |
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Name something a Steve Harvey doll might have more of than a Barbie doll. |
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86 |
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Name a school subject that describes your love life. |
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85 |
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Name something a man keeps in his desk drawer at work because he's afraid to keep it at home. |
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85 |
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Steve Harvey is coming to your dinner party. What might you ask him to bring? |
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85 |
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When you're at work, you should never let them see you what? |
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85 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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85 |
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Your bathroom is being renovated. So where do you tinkle? |
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84 |
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A patient might say, "This is the worst hospital ever. It doesn't have any" what? |
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84 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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84 |
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Name a place where you would be shocked if people started playing spin the bottle. |
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83 |
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Name something a cannibal might remove from a tourist before cooking him. |
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83 |
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Name someone you'd hate to see walk into the room just as you were making fun of them. |
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83 |
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Name a phrase a cop might say on the job that he might also say in bed. |
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83 |
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Going to work on Monday morning is a lot like being forced to go where? |
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83 |
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Name something a wife brings to bed when she's really mad at her husband. |
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83 |
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Tell me an ingredient a baker uses that might be a good name for a stripper. |
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82 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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82 |
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Name a famous woman who doesn't need a man. |
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82 |
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The stripper called in sick to the bachelor party. So who popped out of the groom's cake? |
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82 |
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Name a Mexican food a hot stripper might use as their stage name. |
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82 |
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Grandma is glad she has bad eyesight because grandpa likes to do what in the nude? |
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82 |
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Name a place where people are not shy about making out in public. |
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81 |
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Name a kind of candy that could fit up your nose if you're into that kind of thing. |
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81 |
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Name a place a smart girl goes to sell her cookies. |
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80 |
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Fill in the blank: Grandma's panties are so big, you could make a ______ out of them. |
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80 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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80 |
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Name something in the kitchen that might accidentally get stuffed inside a turkey. |
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79 |
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Name something a man might be afraid to ask his wife to get rid of. |
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79 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
|
78 |
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A kiss is just a kiss until the other person does what? |
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77 |
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If Steve Harvey offered you a ride, what kind of car do you think he'd pick you up in? |
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76 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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70 |
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Name something you can honestly say you've never ridden. |
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70 |
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Fill in the blank: If it were up to me, I'd never ______ again. |
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56 |
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