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Some people just have to have the last what? |
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Name a place where you don't like people walking in on you unannounced. |
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A bald guy might drop his toupee off at a hairdresser to have them do what to it? |
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Name something employees look forward to on Fridays. |
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Name a famous person with the initials M.J. |
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Name a tool you might get hit by if a fight breaks out in a hardware store. |
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Name a specific way a boy changes during his teenage years. |
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Which animal does the best job of communicating with humans? |
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Name something a dog might say he wants to be buried with. |
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Name something people crunch. |
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Steve Harvey's kids might not tell him, but you know they brag to other people that he's the best what? |
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Name something a bird might dream about pooping on. |
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What do you think is the number one foreign cuisine eaten by Americans? |
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What does a former high school nerd have now that makes the girls at his class reunion want him? |
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Name a place where you hear someone say, "Bottoms up." |
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Name a place single guys go after work because no one is home waiting for them. |
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After a wild Christmas party, name something you might find hanging on the Christmas tree. |
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Name something in the bedroom a wife might hit her snoring husband with. |
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Name something a nurse might stick in you. |
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Fill in the blank: Kitty ______. |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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Name something you might see a fireman do with his hose. |
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Fill in the blank: A wife might tell her husband, "If you don't like the way I ______, then get someone else to do it." |
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Name something you might chew on when you're watching a scary movie. |
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When clowns get together, they probably compare the size of their what? |
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Who hears you late at night when you go to the kitchen to sneak a snack? |
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Name something a plumber likes to show off. |
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Tell me a place a man might use a fake name. |
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You might get in a car wreck if you take your eyes off the road to do what? |
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After bingeing on TV's Shark Week, I dreamed that a shark ripped off my what? |
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Fill in the blank: I wish more girls looked up to women with big brains instead of big what? |
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Name a place that's full of bad people. |
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When Fido the dog graduated from obedience school, name something he did with his diploma. |
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Name something that's best when it's really juicy. |
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Even when a man is broke, name something his girlfriend still expects him to buy her. |
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People are like houseplants -- they need what? |
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Dear baseball game on TV: Please keep the camera off a player when he's doing what? |
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Name a sport that a nudist colony might not allow because there's too much body contact. |
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Name something that a girl who's just been dumped might do to her hair. |
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Name something the dog spends all day waiting for. |
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Name something you might buy if nudists moved into the house next door. |
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Name something that costs way too much at an airport but they know people will pay it. |
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Tell me something you change every day. |
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Fill in the blank: Maple ______. |
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I'm on the new "stranded on a deserted island" diet: I can only eat what? |
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Name the wrong place to be cracking jokes. |
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Name something it would be inconsiderate of a farmer to eat for lunch in front of his animals. |
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Name something you'd buy if a psychic told you you're going to win the lottery. |
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Name a piece of sports equipment you keep by the bed in case a burglar breaks in. |
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Name something that celebrities like to walk on. |
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Name something that you zip, zip it good. |
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Name something the hospital nurses eat every day to keep the married doctors away. |
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Paul eats so much chicken that he's starting to what? |
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Name something that might be made out of snakeskin. |
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Name a place only a dumb guy would bury a body. |
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Fill in the blank: If I won the lottery, I'd give my mother the ______ of her dreams. |
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We asked 100 women... |
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Name something about Santa Claus that might make you think he drinks a lot. |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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Name a holiday where you always seem to be caught in the middle of a family feud. |
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We asked 100 single women... |
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You should hang up if you receive a call from a stranger asking for your what? |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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Fill in the blank: ______ fry. |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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Name a city with a lot of plastic surgeons. |
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Name something you'd hate to see your boss buy after he turned you down for a raise. |
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Fill in the blank: Oh no -- there's a giant ______ on my face! |
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Name something that goes off. |
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Name an insect that comes in a swarm. |
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Name something that's no fun to celebrate by yourself. |
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We asked 100 men... |
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Give me a word that rhymes with "diner." |
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Name a farm animal that likes to take a roll in the hay. |
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Name a place that Uber drivers take more men to than they do women. |
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Name something you might only do once a week during a drought. |
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Name a lie that a man tells a woman because he doesn't want to hurt her feelings. |
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Name a place you see a lot of shirtless men with big bellies. |
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Fill in the blank: Bob was surprised that his ex-wife ______ed her wedding ring. |
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We asked 100 women... |
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Name something people have to squeeze into. |
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When Martha Stewart cleans her belly button, what might she do with the lint? |
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If King Kong wore a fanny pack, what might he carry in it? |
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Name something a dog might do to a man in his sleep that would make the man think it was his wife. |
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Name something you should choose wisely in life. |
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Name an occupation whose people you can only hope have washed their hands. |
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Fill in the blank: A wife might divorce her husband if he spent more time at ______ than at home. |
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We asked 100 women... |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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Name someone who might follow you home if you don't tip them. |
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If someone is caught in the act, he might be caught doing what? |
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Name something that, once a year, a circus clown's friends might put on his grave. |
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Fill in the blank: Grandma says, "Every time we go to ______, grandpa falls asleep." |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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Name something a store called Funerals"R"Us might offer for sale. |
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Name something that can be opened or closed. |
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Name an animal that snorts. |
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Name something people pick and flick. |
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Name something a man might buy on his way home from a really bad first date. |
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Fill in the blank: At Christmas, a guy might say, "I can't believe my wife bought me ______ again." |
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Where do people who don't trust banks keep their money? |
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Name something you might be tempted to do at church if the sermon goes on too long. |
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Besides walking, name something else people do in their sleep. |
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Name something specific you rely on your tongue to do for you. |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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Name something embarrassing that can happen when you sneeze. |
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Name something some people put on their hands and others don't. |
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We asked 100 women... |
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We asked 100 single men... |
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Instead of the arm, name a place on a rude patient a hospital nurse might stick that needle. |
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Tell me something you might have a pocket full of. |
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Name something a student might throw at the teacher when her back's turned. |
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Name a word that rhymes with "boozer." |
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If birds had a beauty pageant, name a bird who might win the "longest legs" category. |
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Name something a funeral home might put a picture of in their brochure. |
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Name something of yours that it's cute if a bird lands on but not cute if it poops on. |
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When Tom's girlfriend told him he was too immature, he decided to get rid of all his what? |
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Name something a basketball coach might throw on the court during a game. |
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If you were stranded on a deserted isle, what might you start talking to like it's a person? |
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Name something people stay away from on Friday the 13th. |
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91 |
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We asked 100 single women... |
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91 |
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Name something that people pour on everything they eat. |
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Name something that would be hard to do if your left foot was a size 7 and your right foot was a size 12. |
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Name something specific that people might drink a toast to. |
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A man might like to have a credit card that blocks his wife from charging what? |
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Pretend you're rich. What do you tell a relative who calls to borrow money yet again? |
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Name something a vampire might tell his shrink that he's getting tired of after 200 years. |
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Name something about a man that might remind you of Abraham Lincoln. |
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Name a place where a teenager wants his parents to pretend they don't know him. |
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At the deli, they like to play "hide the" what? |
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Name a game grandma cheats at even when she's playing with the grandchildren. |
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89 |
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Money doesn't grow on trees. But what can you grow to make a lot of money? |
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Name something the farmer fell off of that gave all the animals a big laugh. |
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Name something that might be dead in the water. |
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Name an animal that has a lot of teeth. |
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It never feels like Christmas until you see what? |
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Name something you shouldn't lend someone unless you're ready to kiss it good-bye. |
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88 |
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Name a place so filled with germs, you're afraid to touch anything. |
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88 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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88 |
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Name a pet that's pretty useless when it comes to scaring away a burglar. |
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Besides gum, name something people chew on but don't swallow. |
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Name something that's hard to eat quietly. |
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Name something you would be willing to give up in order to have a great body. |
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87 |
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Name a New Year's resolution you make every year and you break it every year. |
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Name someone who said to you, "This is for your own good," but it wasn't. |
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Name a place you hope to be spending a lot of time when you retire. |
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Name something comedians need. |
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Name something that you wish you knew how it was going to end. |
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87 |
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Name the best place at work to take a power nap. |
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87 |
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Name something of yours that you consider a good fit. |
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Give me a word that rhymes with "poker." |
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Tell me why someone left a note on your car. |
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For a perfect wedding, a woman needs a perfect what? |
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Name something you might be holding when you're working out at a gym. |
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Name a place a man might not be able to take his date if she were a nudist. |
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Name something from a hotel that a hotel maid might have dozens of at home. |
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Fill in the blank: I wish I knew the meaning of ______. |
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Name a breed of dog that we can all agree is annoying. |
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Name a place where you'll find more single guys than married men. |
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85 |
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Name a place where you're at where the clock never seems to move. |
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85 |
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These days, more people should think before they what? |
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85 |
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Name something where softer is better. |
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85 |
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Name a place where women are happy and men are nervous. |
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85 |
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Name something specific a first-time dad might do when he sees his newborn baby. |
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Name an annoying bug that someone reminds you of when they bug you. |
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84 |
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Janet said, "I dumped my boyfriend after I saw him kissing my" what? |
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A woman might say, "That man has the nicest ______ I've ever seen." |
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Name something that contains the word "pod." |
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If animals talked, name one that would tell a hunter, "That camouflage ain't fooling nobody." |
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What's the most important thing a mother can teach her son to do? |
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Name something that starts with the letter B worn above the waist. |
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83 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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83 |
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Name something that people say is heaven-sent. |
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83 |
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Name a basketball player who's a superman. |
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Fill in the blank: Kick ______. |
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Name an animal that, if it could talk, would speak very slowly. |
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Name something that's salty. |
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Name a place where if you have to yawn, you try to hide it. |
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Name something from the sea that starts with the letter C. |
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Name something other people have stuck you with. |
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82 |
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Fill in the blank: The bigger the dog, the bigger the ______. |
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82 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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81 |
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Name an animal with more beautiful eyes than yours. |
|
81 |
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Name something grown-ups carry as a security blanket. |
|
81 |
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Fill in the blank: Call 911 -- my son's pet ______ just got sucked up into the vacuum cleaner. |
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81 |
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Name something that no man likes to see his wife use to chop nuts. |
|
80 |
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Name a city that has a lot of conceited people living in it. |
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80 |
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Nothing is better than a great big what? |
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Tell me the absolute worst person to confess to you, "I have no clue what I'm doing." |
|
79 |
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Name a place where the rich and famous get special treatment. |
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79 |
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Name something a man might do like a bear. |
|
78 |
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If you had to trade your nose with the nose of an animal, which would you pick? |
|
78 |
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Name a place you'd hate to get stuck next to someone who just won't shut up. |
|
77 |
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Name something you associate with the word "puff." |
|
76 |
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Name something a man might sell his soul to the devil for that a woman wouldn't. |
|
74 |
| ||||||||||||||||
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Which city has the most interesting people? |
|
71 |
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Fill in the blank: A wife might say, "I need a new husband who isn't" what? |
|
60 |
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Finish this expression: Make what? |
|
56 |
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Name an expression that contains the word "wheel." |
|
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