Some people just have to have the last what?
 

100

WORD

78


LAUGH

12


PIECE OF CAKE/BITE

8


DRINK/DROP

2








Name a place where you don't like people walking in on you unannounced.
 

100

BATHROOM

76


MY BEDROOM

15


MY HOUSE

7


WORK/OFFICE

2








A bald guy might drop his toupee off at a hairdresser to have them do what to it?
 

100

WASH/FUMIGATE

60


STYLE/CUT/PERM

31


DYE/BLOND TIPS

7


ADD MORE HAIR

2








Name something employees look forward to on Fridays.
 

100

LEAVING/THE WEEKEND

60


PAYCHECK

17


HAPPY HOUR/DRINKS

14


CASUAL DRESS

9








Name a famous person with the initials M.J.
 

100

MICHAEL JACKSON

54


MICHAEL JORDAN

37


MAGIC JOHNSON

6


MICK JAGGER

3








Name a tool you might get hit by if a fight breaks out in a hardware store.
 

99

HAMMER

79


WRENCH

16


SHOVEL

2


SCREWDRIVER

2








Name a specific way a boy changes during his teenage years.
 

99

SQUEAKY/DEEP VOICE

75


PEACH FUZZ/BODY FUR

16


GETS TALLER

6


ACTS AWKWARD/DOPEY

2








Which animal does the best job of communicating with humans?
 

99

DOG

75


MONKEY/APE

15


CAT

7


DOLPHIN

2








Name something a dog might say he wants to be buried with.
 

99

HIS FAVE BONE

73


HIS TOY/BALL

20


HIS BLANKET

3


HIS MASTER

3








Name something people crunch.
 

99

FOOD/ICE

70


NUMBERS

19


ABS

6


CANS

4








We asked 100 women...
If a robber steals my purse, he'll be out of luck because I keep my money in my what?
 

99

BRA/CLOTHES

67


BANK

20


HOUSE

6


PHONE CASE

6








We asked 100 women...
Name something cute about Mickey Mouse that wouldn't be cute for a man.
 

99

BIG EARS

53


FALSETTO VOICE

31


RED SHORTS

8


BELLY/NO SHIRT

7








Steve Harvey's kids might not tell him, but you know they brag to other people that he's the best what?
 

99

COMEDIAN/ACTOR

51


DAD

40


PROVIDER/ATM

6


COOK/GRILLMASTER

2








Name something a bird might dream about pooping on.
 

99

PEOPLE/HAT

42


WASHED CAR

40


A CAT

14


STATUE/SCULPTURE

3








What do you think is the number one foreign cuisine eaten by Americans?
 

99

ITALIAN

41


CHINESE

31


MEXICAN

21


JAPANESE

6








What does a former high school nerd have now that makes the girls at his class reunion want him?
 

98

HIGH-PAYING JOB

92


HANDSOME FACE

2


DOCTORATE/SMARTS

2


A PORSCHE

2








Name a place where you hear someone say, "Bottoms up."
 

98

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

90


DOC/PROCTOLOGIST

4


WEDDING/CELEBRATION

2


STRIP JOINT

2








Name a place single guys go after work because no one is home waiting for them.
 

98

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

90


STRIP JOINT

4


GYM/NUDE YOGA

2


HOME ANYWAY

2








After a wild Christmas party, name something you might find hanging on the Christmas tree.
 

98

PANTIES/CLOTHES

89


BOOZE/CANS

4


FOOD/CANDY CANES

3


CONDOMS/USED

2








Name something in the bedroom a wife might hit her snoring husband with.
 

98

PILLOW

86


LAMP

5


HER FIST/ELBOW

4


MAGAZINE/BOOK

3








Name something a nurse might stick in you.
 

98

NEEDLE/IV

81


THERMOMETER

13


THEIR FINGER

2


SUPPOSITORY

2








Fill in the blank: Kitty ______.
 

98

KITTY CAT

75


KITTY LITTER

13


KITTY, KITTY

8


KITTY HAWK

2








We asked 100 married men...
What do you do when your wife is in a grouchy mood?
 

98

LEAVE HER ALONE

71


BE NICE/LISTEN

21


GET UPSET/ARGUE

3


BUY HER FLOWERS

3








Name something you might see a fireman do with his hose.
 

98

SPRAY/AIM AT FIRE

67


ROLL/UNROLL IT

24


HOLD/GRIP IT

5


ATTACH TO HYDRANT

2








Fill in the blank: A wife might tell her husband, "If you don't like the way I ______, then get someone else to do it."
 

98

COOK

65


CLEAN/LAUNDRY

25


GET KINKY

6


DRIVE

2








Name something you might chew on when you're watching a scary movie.
 

98

SNACKS/CANDY

64


FINGERNAILS

29


MY LIP

3


SHIRT

2








We asked 100 women...
Which one of the seven dwarfs would make the best husband?
 

98

HAPPY

60


DOC

32


SLEEPY

4


DOPEY

2








When clowns get together, they probably compare the size of their what?
 

98

SHOES/FEET

55


RED NOSES

37


CLOWN CARS

3


HORNS

3








Who hears you late at night when you go to the kitchen to sneak a snack?
 

98

DOG/PET

54


SPOUSE/MATE

27


THE KIDS

11


NO ONE

6








Name something a plumber likes to show off.
 

98

BUTT/CRACK

51


HIS TOOLS/SNAKE

28


PIPE WORK/SKILL

16


BEEFY BICEPS/MUSCLE

3








Tell me a place a man might use a fake name.
 

98

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

38


STRIP JOINT

28


HOTEL/MOTEL

23


ONLINE/TINDER

9








You might get in a car wreck if you take your eyes off the road to do what?
 

97

TEXT/USE PHONE

84


TUNE RADIO/MUSIC

9


PUT ON MAKEUP

2


STARE OUT WINDOW

2








After bingeing on TV's Shark Week, I dreamed that a shark ripped off my what?
 

97

LEG/BODY PART

81


SWIMSUIT/CLOTHES

10


BUSINESS IDEA

4


MONEY/WALLET

2








Fill in the blank: I wish more girls looked up to women with big brains instead of big what?
 

97

BRA BUSTERS

80


BADONKADONKS

10


HAIR

5


BANK ACCOUNTS

2








We asked 100 women...
I love a man with a beard unless I can see what in it?
 

97

FOOD/CRUMBS

78


LICE/CRITTERS

11


BOOGERS/SNOT

6


GRAY HAIR

2








Name a place that's full of bad people.
 

97

JAIL/RIKERS

74


CONGRESS/D.C.

12


BARS

7


HELL

4








When Fido the dog graduated from obedience school, name something he did with his diploma.
 

97

ATE/CHEWED IT UP

72


BURIED IT

17


PEED/POOPED ON IT

6


FRAMED/HUNG IT

2








Name something that's best when it's really juicy.
 

97

FRUIT/PEACH

68


MEAT/A STEAK

25


GOSSIP

2


GUM

2








Even when a man is broke, name something his girlfriend still expects him to buy her.
 

97

FOOD/CHOCOLATE

64


FLOWERS

22


JEWELRY/RING

9


A DRINK

2








People are like houseplants -- they need what?
 

97

WATER

64


SUN

17


LOVE/ATTENTION

14


AIR

2








Dear baseball game on TV: Please keep the camera off a player when he's doing what?
 

97

SCRATCH/ADJUST'G

56


SPITTING

31


PICKING NOSE

8


CHEW GUM/BLOW BUBBLE

2








Name a sport that a nudist colony might not allow because there's too much body contact.
 

97

FOOTBALL

50


WRESTLING

40


BASKETBALL

4


HOCKEY

3








Name something that a girl who's just been dumped might do to her hair.
 

97

CUT/SHAVE IT

48


COLOR IT

42


WASH IT/FINALLY

4


PULL IT

3








Name something the dog spends all day waiting for.
 

97

OWNER

48


FOOD/TREAT

38


WALK/OUT TO WHIZ

7


MAILMAN

4








Name something you might buy if nudists moved into the house next door.
 

97

CURTAINS/SHADES

41


BINOCULARS

31


FENCE

16


VIDEO CAMERA

9








Name something that costs way too much at an airport but they know people will pay it.
 

96

FOOD & DRINK

87


LUGGAGE/FEES

3


BOOKS

3


TICKETS

3








Tell me something you change every day.
 

96

CLOTHES/UNDIES

86


MY MIND/'TUDE

5


TV CHANNELS

3


DIAPERS/DEPENDS

2








Fill in the blank: Maple ______.
 

96

MAPLE SYRUP

71


MAPLE TREE

16


MAPLE LEAF

6


MAPLE SUGAR

3








I'm on the new "stranded on a deserted island" diet: I can only eat what?
 

96

COCONUT/FRUIT

62


FISH/SEAFOOD

20


SAND

12


NUTS

2








We asked 100 single men...
I just heard my blind date won first place in a contest for the person with the ugliest what?
 

96

FACE/SMILE

59


HAIR

17


SWEATER/CLOTHES

12


LAUGH

8








Name the wrong place to be cracking jokes.
 

96

FUNERAL

53


CHURCH

38


WORK/MEETING

3


COURT

2








Name something it would be inconsiderate of a farmer to eat for lunch in front of his animals.
 

96

STEAK/BEEF

40


BACON/PORK

33


CHICKEN

15


THEIR FEED/HAY

8








Name something you'd buy if a psychic told you you're going to win the lottery.
 

96

HOUSE/PROPERTY

33


CAR/RV

31


VACATION PACKAGE

21


A LOTTERY TICKET!

11








Name a piece of sports equipment you keep by the bed in case a burglar breaks in.
 

95

BASEBALL BAT

82


GOLF CLUB

8


9 MM/GUN

3


DUMBBELL

2








Name something that celebrities like to walk on.
 

95

RED CARPET

80


OTHER PEOPLE

9


AIR/CLOUD NINE

3


STAGE/CATWALK

3








Name something that you zip, zip it good.
 

95

PANTS/CLOTHES

80


MY MOUTH/LIP

8


ZIPLOC BAGGIE

4


LUGGAGE

3








Name something the hospital nurses eat every day to keep the married doctors away.
 

95

GARLIC

77


ONIONS

9


"AN APPLE A DAY"

5


DONUTS/PASTRY

4








Paul eats so much chicken that he's starting to what?
 

95

CLUCK/CROW

71


GROW FEATHERS/WINGS

16


LAY EGGS

5


GET FAT

3








Name something that might be made out of snakeskin.
 

95

BOOTS/SHOES

70


PURSE/BAG

12


BELT

7


WALLET

6








Name a place only a dumb guy would bury a body.
 

95

HIS YARD

66


POLICE STATION

17


PARK/PLAYGROUND

10


BEACH

2








Fill in the blank: If I won the lottery, I'd give my mother the ______ of her dreams.
 

95

HOUSE

64


CAR

15


VACATION

12


LIFE

4








We asked 100 women...
I'd love to get into a tub that's filled with warm what?
 

95

WATER/BUBBLES

62


MILK

19


CHOCOLATE/PUDDING

11


WINE

3








Name something about Santa Claus that might make you think he drinks a lot.
 

95

ROSY CHEEKS/NOSE

54


BEER BELLY

27


TOO JOLLY/"HO HO HO"

12


TALKS TO REINDEER

2








We asked 100 married men...
Name something your wife has more control of than you do.
 

95

THE MONEY

53


NOOKIE/HER COOKIE

18


COOKING/MEALS

15


THE KIDS

9








Name a holiday where you always seem to be caught in the middle of a family feud.
 

95

THANKSGIVING

46


CHRISTMAS

43


4TH OF JULY

3


NEW YEAR'S

3








We asked 100 single women...
Name something you wouldn't want to see on your date's neck.
 

95

HICKEY

46


LIPSTICK

24


TATTOO/OF CHER

20


CROP OF MOLES

5








You should hang up if you receive a call from a stranger asking for your what?
 

95

MONEY/CREDIT

44


SOCIAL SECURITY #

42


HOT DIRTY LOVIN'

5


ADDRESS

4








We asked 100 married women...
It's easy to sneak purchases into the house when my husband is what?
 

95

SLEEPING

43


WORKING

25


WATCHING TV/SPORTS

24


GAMING/POKER

3








Fill in the blank: ______ fry.
 

95

FISH FRY

42


FRENCH FRY

34


STIR-FRY

12


SMALL FRY

7








We asked 100 married men...
The bad news: Your wife ran away. The worse news: She took your what?
 

95

CAR/TRUCK

36


DOG

27


CASH/CREDIT CARDS

27


GUNS

5








Name a city with a lot of plastic surgeons.
 

94

L.A./BEV HILLS

80


MIAMI

6


NEW YORK CITY

5


LAS VEGAS

3








Name something you'd hate to see your boss buy after he turned you down for a raise.
 

94

TESLA/TRUCK

76


COMPUTER/SOFTWARE

9


HOUSE

6


BOAT

3








Fill in the blank: Oh no -- there's a giant ______ on my face!
 

94

ZIT

75


BUG/SPIDER

15


HAIR

2


SQUID

2








Name something that goes off.
 

94

ALARM/CLOCK

75


FIREWORKS

9


LIGHT

6


BOMB

4








Name an insect that comes in a swarm.
 

94

BEES/WASPS

75


LOCUSTS

9


MOSQUITOES

6


ANTS

4








Name something that's no fun to celebrate by yourself.
 

94

BIRTHDAY

72


CHRISTMAS

9


ANNIVERSARY

8


VALENTINE'S DAY

5








We asked 100 men...
Name a place your buddy might tell you that he met his new girlfriend that would make you think, "This is never going to last."
 

94

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

52


STRIP JOINT

36


ONLINE/APP

4


CHURCH

2








Give me a word that rhymes with "diner."
 

94

FINER

50


MINER/MINOR

24


LINER

11


WHINER

9








Name a farm animal that likes to take a roll in the hay.
 

94

HORSE

50


PIG

22


COW

17


GOAT

5








Name a place that Uber drivers take more men to than they do women.
 

94

STRIP JOINT

47


BAR/NIGHTCLUB

36


SPORTS VENUE/GOLF

9


PROCTOLOGIST

2








Name something you might only do once a week during a drought.
 

94

WATER LAWN/PLANTS

46


SHOWER/BATHE

39


LAUNDRY

5


WASH CAR

4








Name a lie that a man tells a woman because he doesn't want to hurt her feelings.
 

93

LOOK GOOD/NOT FAT

84


YUM! GOOD COOK!

3


I LOVE YOU

3


IT'S NOT YOU; IT'S ME

3








Name a place you see a lot of shirtless men with big bellies.
 

93

BEACH

77


FOOTBALL GAME

7


SWIMMING POOL

7


RAVE/BAR

2








Fill in the blank: Bob was surprised that his ex-wife ______ed her wedding ring.
 

93

SOLD/PAWNED

76


KEPT/SAVED

8


LOST

6


SWALLOWED

3








We asked 100 women...
My man is so hairy that if he had his DNA tested, it might reveal he's part what?
 

93

APE/MONKEY

75


WOLF/WEREWOLF

7


NEANDERTHAL/HUMAN

6


SASQUATCH

5








Name something people have to squeeze into.
 

93

OUTFIT/SKINNY JEANS

71


ELEVATOR

8


CAR

8


AIRLINE SEAT

6








When Martha Stewart cleans her belly button, what might she do with the lint?
 

93

CRAFTS/SWEATER

70


COOK IT/EAT IT

11


THROW IT AWAY

9


START A NICE FIRE

3








If King Kong wore a fanny pack, what might he carry in it?
 

93

BANANAS/FOOD

68


HIS BAE/FAY WRAY

21


WATER

2


A TREE

2








Name something a dog might do to a man in his sleep that would make the man think it was his wife.
 

93

LONG WET LICKS

65


SNUGGLES/SPOON HIM

22


HUMP HIM

3


PUSH/NUDGE HIM

3








Name something you should choose wisely in life.
 

93

SPOUSE/MATE

64


CAREER

14


FRIENDS

9


FINANCIAL PLAN

6








Name an occupation whose people you can only hope have washed their hands.
 

93

FOOD SERVICE

63


DOCTOR/DENTIST

20


NURSE

6


TRASH COLLECTOR

4








Fill in the blank: A wife might divorce her husband if he spent more time at ______ than at home.
 

93

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

63


WORK

16


STRIP JOINT/ALL-MALE

10


GYM

4








We asked 100 women...
After you've been dumped, name a food you wash down with your tears.
 

93

ICE CREAM

61


CHOCOLATE/CANDY

23


PIZZA

6


CHIPS

3








We asked 100 married men...
Marriage should be 50/50. But in yours, what does your wife get 80/20 of?
 

93

MONEY

57


THE BED

15


CLEANING/CHORES

14


MY TIME/ATTENTION

7








Name someone who might follow you home if you don't tip them.
 

93

WAITER/WAITRESS

52


CABBIE/UBER DRIVER

34


BARTENDER

5


STRIPPER

2








If someone is caught in the act, he might be caught doing what?
 

93

THE NASTY/AFFAIR

46


STEALING

41


LYING

3


OVEREATING

3








Name something that, once a year, a circus clown's friends might put on his grave.
 

93

ICONIC RED NOSE

45


BALLOON ANIMAL

25


FLOWER/SQUIRTING

20


BOOZE

3








Fill in the blank: Grandma says, "Every time we go to ______, grandpa falls asleep."
 

93

THE MOVIES

44


CHURCH

39


BED

8


OPERA/PLAY

2








We asked 100 married men...
Name something specific you wouldn't want to see your mother-in-law wearing.
 

93

LINGERIE/BUTT FLOSS

41


BIKINI

36


MINISKIRT

13


BIRTHDAY SUIT

3








Name something a store called Funerals"R"Us might offer for sale.
 

92

CASKETS

81


FLOWERS

6


TOMBSTONES

3


URNS

2








Name something that can be opened or closed.
 

92

DOOR/OF CAR

80


WINDOW

4


MOUTH/DURING KISS

4


BUSINESS/STORE

4








Name an animal that snorts.
 

92

PIG/HOG

79


HORSE

6


DOG

4


BULL/COW

3








Name something people pick and flick.
 

92

A STICKY BOOGER

77


A CRUSTY SCAB

11


LINT

2


YUMMY YELLOW EARWAX

2








Name something a man might buy on his way home from a really bad first date.
 

92

BOOZE/A 40

76


FOOD/ICE CREAM

11


HOOKER

3


NUDIE MAGS/FLICKS

2








Fill in the blank: At Christmas, a guy might say, "I can't believe my wife bought me ______ again."
 

92

TIE/CLOTHES

76


HAMMER/TOOL

7


RAZOR

6


BOTTLE OF COLOGNE

3








Where do people who don't trust banks keep their money?
 

92

MATTRESS/BED

72


SAFE

16


BURIED IN GROUND

2


JAR/COFFEE CAN

2








Name something you might be tempted to do at church if the sermon goes on too long.
 

92

SLEEP/YAWN

70


LEAVE/GO TAKE DUMP

14


PLAY ON PHONE/TEXT

5


ACTUALLY PRAY

3








Besides walking, name something else people do in their sleep.
 

92

TALK

53


SNORE

18


DREAM

15


EAT

6








Name something specific you rely on your tongue to do for you.
 

92

TASTE

51


TALK

19


LICKETY LICK!

18


CLEAN/CHECK TEETH

4








We asked 100 married women...
If you let him, what would your husband take out a loan to buy for himself?
 

92

CAR/TRUCK

46


BOAT/YACHT

25


MOTORCYCLE

19


GUN

2








Name something embarrassing that can happen when you sneeze.
 

92

PEE YOURSELF

40


RIP A HINEY HISSER

24


SNOT/BOOGERS FLY

24


TEETH FALL OUT

4








Name something some people put on their hands and others don't.
 

92

GLOVES

39


LOTION

39


RINGS

8


SANITIZER

6








We asked 100 women...
Name a country you'd like to send your man to so he can become a better lover.
 

92

FRANCE

35


ITALY

28


SPAIN

15


AUSTRALIA

14








We asked 100 single men...
I want a woman who will be the ketchup to my what?
 

92

FRIES

28


HOT DOG

27


BURGER

25


MUSTARD

12








Instead of the arm, name a place on a rude patient a hospital nurse might stick that needle.
 

91

THAT BAD BOOTY

77


HAND/FINGER

5


LEG/THIGH

5


NECK/JUGULAR

4








Tell me something you might have a pocket full of.
 

91

CHANGE/CASH

74


LINT

6


CANDY/GUM

6


SUNSHINE

5








Name something a student might throw at the teacher when her back's turned.
 

91

PAPER/SPIT WAD

72


ERASER

10


PENCIL/PEN

5


APPLE/FRUIT

4








Name a word that rhymes with "boozer."
 

91

LOSER

66


SNOOZER

11


CRUISER

11


CHOOSER

3








If birds had a beauty pageant, name a bird who might win the "longest legs" category.
 

91

FLAMINGO

60


OSTRICH

14


STORK

13


CRANE

4








Name something a funeral home might put a picture of in their brochure.
 

91

CASKET

59


FLOWERS

23


GRAVE/HEADSTONE

6


DEAD BODY

3








Name something of yours that it's cute if a bird lands on but not cute if it poops on.
 

91

MY HEAD/ME

59


CAR/TRUCK

22


MY CAT/PET

5


OUTDOOR FURNITURE

5








When Tom's girlfriend told him he was too immature, he decided to get rid of all his what?
 

91

TOYS/ACTION FIGURES

58


VIDEO GAMES

17


COMIC BOOKS

13


GIRLFRIENDS

3








Name something a basketball coach might throw on the court during a game.
 

91

TOWEL

57


BASKETBALL

17


CHAIR

12


CLIPBOARD

5








If you were stranded on a deserted isle, what might you start talking to like it's a person?
 

91

TREE/LOG

52


BIRD/ANIMAL

17


COCONUT

16


ROCK

6








Name something people stay away from on Friday the 13th.
 

91

BLACK CATS

46


LADDERS

37


CASINOS/GAMBLING

5


MIRRORS

3








We asked 100 single women...
You'd dump a man if he ever made fun of your what?
 

91

WEIGHT/FIGURE

43


FAMILY/CHILDREN

26


FACE/BEAUTY

16


AGE

6








Name something that people pour on everything they eat.
 

91

KETCHUP

42


SALT

38


HOT/BBQ SAUCE

6


RANCH

5








Name something that would be hard to do if your left foot was a size 7 and your right foot was a size 12.
 

91

WALK/RUN

39


BUY SHOES

33


DANCE

15


JUMP/HOPSCOTCH

4








Name something specific that people might drink a toast to.
 

90

WEDDING/ENGAGEMENT

73


BIRTHDAY

8


GOOD HEALTH

5


NEW YEAR'S

4








A man might like to have a credit card that blocks his wife from charging what?
 

90

CLOTHES/SHOES

67


JEWELRY

15


MAKEUP

5


BOOZE. SHE'S A LUSH!

3








Pretend you're rich. What do you tell a relative who calls to borrow money yet again?
 

90

NO!/GET A JOB

63


SURE/ONE LAST TIME

13


SORRY, I'M BROKE

9


WRONG #/NO INGLÉS

5








Name something a vampire might tell his shrink that he's getting tired of after 200 years.
 

90

SUCK BLOOD/KILLING

59


SLEEP DAY/UP NIGHT

19


LIVING

6


UNCOMFY COFFIN

6








Name something about a man that might remind you of Abraham Lincoln.
 

90

HIS BEARD

55


TOP HAT

14


TALL/LANKY BOD

13


HE'S HONEST

8








Name a place where a teenager wants his parents to pretend they don't know him.
 

90

SCHOOL/PROM

46


MALL/STORE

36


MOVIES

5


PARTY

3








At the deli, they like to play "hide the" what?
 

89

SALAMI/MEAT

73


PICKLE

6


CHEESE

6


PRICES

4








Name a game grandma cheats at even when she's playing with the grandchildren.
 

89

CARDS/GO FISH

68


MONOPOLY

11


CHECKERS

5


HIDE-AND-SEEK

5








Money doesn't grow on trees. But what can you grow to make a lot of money?
 

89

POT

66


FRUITS & VEGGIES

16


INVESTMENT/INTEREST

4


TREES/X-MAS TREES

3








Name something the farmer fell off of that gave all the animals a big laugh.
 

89

TRACTOR

63


HORSE

12


FENCE

9


BARN LOFT/ROOF

5








Name something that might be dead in the water.
 

89

FISH/ANIMAL

62


BOAT/SHIP

14


PERSON

8


PLANT/KELP

5








Name an animal that has a lot of teeth.
 

89

SHARK

46


GATOR/CROC

32


DOG

8


WOLF

3








It never feels like Christmas until you see what?
 

89

SNOW/FROSTY

38


XMAS TREE/LIGHTS

34


SANTA CLAUS

12


CHRISTMAS MOVIE

5








Name something you shouldn't lend someone unless you're ready to kiss it good-bye.
 

88

MONEY

70


TOOLS

7


CAR

6


BOOK

5








Name a place so filled with germs, you're afraid to touch anything.
 

88

BATHROOM/MY OWN

60


HOSPITAL/DR. OFFICE

19


SEWER/SEPTIC TANK

5


DUMPSTER/CITY DUMP

4








We asked 100 men...
Name something you didn't like as a boy that you now like as a man.
 

88

BROCCOLI/FOOD

53


CHICKS

26


WATCHING THE NEWS

5


BOOZE

4








Name a pet that's pretty useless when it comes to scaring away a burglar.
 

88

CAT

34


FISH

33


WIMPY DOG

11


HAMSTER

10








Besides gum, name something people chew on but don't swallow.
 

87

CHEWING TOBACCO

72


PENCIL/PEN

6


STRAW

5


TOOTHPICK

4








Name something that's hard to eat quietly.
 

87

CHIPS

72


CELERY

6


APPLES

5


CARROTS

4








Name something you would be willing to give up in order to have a great body.
 

87

GOOD FOOD/COFFEE

71


SODA

8


MONEY

5


TV

3








Name a New Year's resolution you make every year and you break it every year.
 

87

DIET/EXERCISE

70


QUIT SMOKING

9


SAVE $/GET RICH

5


READ MORE

3








Name someone who said to you, "This is for your own good," but it wasn't.
 

87

MY MOM/DAD

64


MY TEACHER

10


MY DOC/DENTIST

9


MY SPOUSE/MATE

4








Name a place you hope to be spending a lot of time when you retire.
 

87

BEACH/FLORIDA

55


HOME/ROCKING CHAIR

23


GOLF COURSE

7


CRUISE SHIP

2








Name something comedians need.
 

87

JOKES/HUMOR

51


AUDIENCE/LAUGHS

27


MICROPHONE

5


TALENT/TIMING

4








Name something that you wish you knew how it was going to end.
 

87

LIFE/THE WORLD

40


MOVIE/SHOW/STORY

28


RELA'SHIP/MARRIAGE

16


JOB/ANNUAL REVIEW

3








Name the best place at work to take a power nap.
 

87

OFFICE/UNDER DESK

40


BATHROOM/STALL

26


LOUNGE/BREAK ROOM

13


MY CAR

8








Name something of yours that you consider a good fit.
 

86

MY CLOTHES/SHOES

72


MY HONEY

8


MY CAR

3


MY 3 PERSONALITIES

3








Give me a word that rhymes with "poker."
 

86

JOKER

59


CHOKER

14


BROKER

7


TOKER

6








Tell me why someone left a note on your car.
 

86

THEY HIT IT

49


BAD PARKING JOB

23


MOVE IT/IN THEIR SPACE

9


THEY WANT ME BAD

5








For a perfect wedding, a woman needs a perfect what?
 

86

MAN/PARTNER

44


DRESS

34


DAY/SUNNY DAY

5


LOCATION

3








Name something you might be holding when you're working out at a gym.
 

86

WEIGHTS/BARBELL

44


WATER/DRINK

24


PHONE

10


TOWEL

8








Name a place a man might not be able to take his date if she were a nudist.
 

86

CHURCH

42


RESTAURANT

23


HOME/TO MEET FAMILY

17


THEATER/MOVIES

4








Name something from a hotel that a hotel maid might have dozens of at home.
 

86

TOWELS/WASHCLOTHS

37


SHAMPOO

26


SOAP

20


PENS

3








Fill in the blank: I wish I knew the meaning of ______.
 

85

LIFE

72


LOVE

9


ANIMAL BEHAVIOR

2


MONEY/WEALTH

2








Name a breed of dog that we can all agree is annoying.
 

85

CHIHUAHUA

70


POODLE

6


YORKIE

5


PIT BULL

4








Name a place where you'll find more single guys than married men.
 

85

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

69


STRIP JOINT

7


SCHOOL/COLLEGE

6


DATING SITE/TINDER

3








Name a place where you're at where the clock never seems to move.
 

85

WORK/MEETING

66


SCHOOL/DETENTION

9


CHURCH

5


DR./DENTIST

5








These days, more people should think before they what?
 

85

SPEAK

65


TEXT

8


ACT/"LEAP"

6


POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA

6








Name something where softer is better.
 

85

BED/BEDDING

57


BUTTER

11


SKIN/BODY

9


TP/TISSUE

8








Name a place where women are happy and men are nervous.
 

85

STORE/JEWELER

45


WEDDING/CHURCH ALTAR

31


BEAUTY SALON

5


DOC/DELIVERY ROOM

4








Name something specific a first-time dad might do when he sees his newborn baby.
 

84

CRY

52


SMILE

24


STARE IN SHOCK

5


TALK "BABY TALK"

3








Name an annoying bug that someone reminds you of when they bug you.
 

84

MOSQUITO

43


FLY

23


GNAT

13


COCKROACH

5








Janet said, "I dumped my boyfriend after I saw him kissing my" what?
 

84

BESTIE

39


SISTER

28


MOM

10


DOG

7








A woman might say, "That man has the nicest ______ I've ever seen."
 

84

BISCUIT/BOOTY

31


SMILE/CHOMPERS

28


EYES

21


HAIR/POMPADOUR

4








Name something that contains the word "pod."
 

84

PODCAST

29


IPOD

27


PEA POD

19


TRIPOD

9








If animals talked, name one that would tell a hunter, "That camouflage ain't fooling nobody."
 

83

DEER

69


BEAR

6


CHAMELEON

4


LION

4








What's the most important thing a mother can teach her son to do?
 

83

RESPECT/TREAT WELL

66


BE HONEST

9


TO LOVE/CARE

4


TO COOK

4








Name something that starts with the letter B worn above the waist.
 

83

BRA

53


BELT

16


BLOUSE

7


BOW TIE

7








We asked 100 married women...
If you ever left your husband, what would you take on your way out the door?
 

83

CASH/CREDIT CARD

48


THE PETS

20


CAR/KEYS

8


PICTURES

7








Name something that people say is heaven-sent.
 

83

KIDS/GRANDKIDS

47


CASH/LOTTO

15


HOTTIE/MY BOO

14


FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD

7








Name a basketball player who's a superman.
 

83

MICHAEL JORDAN

45


LEBRON JAMES

28


SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

7


KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR

3








Fill in the blank: Kick ______.
 

83

KICKBALL

34


KICK BUTT/ARSE

29


KICKBACK

12


KICKBOXING

8








Name an animal that, if it could talk, would speak very slowly.
 

82

SLOTH

56


TURTLE

16


ELEPHANT

5


LION

5








Name something that's salty.
 

82

POTATO CHIP/CHIP

46


PRETZEL

22


PEANUT/NUT

9


OCEAN/SEA

5








Name a place where if you have to yawn, you try to hide it.
 

82

CHURCH

45


WORK/MEETING

29


SCHOOL

4


FUNERAL

4








Name something from the sea that starts with the letter C.
 

82

CRAB

43


CORAL

23


CRUSTACEAN

9


CLAM

7








Name something other people have stuck you with.
 

82

A BILL/DEBT

39


WORK/CHORES

21


THEIR KIDS

17


NEEDLE/PIN

5








Fill in the blank: The bigger the dog, the bigger the ______.
 

82

BITE

29


BARK

28


POOP PILE

20


FIGHT

5








We asked 100 men...
Name something you don't mind wearing the same of for several days.
 

81

JEANS/PANTS

51


SHIRT/TEE

13


HAT

9


GYM SHORTS/SHORTS

8








Name an animal with more beautiful eyes than yours.
 

81

CAT

43


DOG/HUSKY

24


DEER

7


TIGER

7








Name something grown-ups carry as a security blanket.
 

81

PHONE

42


PURSE/WALLET

30


KEYS

5


A GUN

4








Fill in the blank: Call 911 -- my son's pet ______ just got sucked up into the vacuum cleaner.
 

81

HAMSTER

36


SNAKE

30


MOUSE/RAT

9


GERBIL

6








Name something that no man likes to see his wife use to chop nuts.
 

80

KNIFE/CLEAVER

44


HAMMER/MALLET

22


AXE/HATCHET

9


NUTCRACKER

5








Name a city that has a lot of conceited people living in it.
 

80

L.A./BEV HILLS

43


NEW YORK

29


MIAMI

4


LAS VEGAS

4








Nothing is better than a great big what?
 

80

MEAL/STEAK

34


HUG

20


PILE OF CASH

18


TONGUE KISS

8








Tell me the absolute worst person to confess to you, "I have no clue what I'm doing."
 

79

DOCTOR/DENTIST

42


BOSS/COWORKER

20


PILOT

10


MATE/SPOUSE

7








Name a place where the rich and famous get special treatment.
 

79

SPA

41


RESTAURANT/KFC

24


HOTEL

8


COURTROOM

6








Name something a man might do like a bear.
 

78

SLEEP/SNORE

34


GROWL/GRUNT

24


EAT

12


SCRATCH

8








If you had to trade your nose with the nose of an animal, which would you pick?
 

78

CAT

33


DOG

31


ELEPHANT

7


BUNNY RABBIT

7








Name a place you'd hate to get stuck next to someone who just won't shut up.
 

77

PLANE/OVERSEAS

43


ELEVATOR

19


THEATER/MOVIE

11


BUS

4








Name something you associate with the word "puff."
 

76

SMOKING CIGS/CIGARS

36


MAGIC DRAGON/JOINT

21


POWDER PUFF

13


PUFF DADDY

6








Name something a man might sell his soul to the devil for that a woman wouldn't.
 

74

BABES, BOOBS & BOOTY

29


CHEDDA!

23


CAR

14


MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE

8








Which city has the most interesting people?
 

71

NEW YORK

40


LOS ANGELES

13


SAN FRANCISCO

12


LAS VEGAS

6








Fill in the blank: A wife might say, "I need a new husband who isn't" what?
 

60

LAZY

21


A JERK

20


A BROKE JOKE

11


CHEAP

8








Finish this expression: Make what?
 

56

MAKE LOVE/NOT WAR

29


MAKE MY DAY

17


MAKE A WISH

5


MAKE MONEY

5








Name an expression that contains the word "wheel."
 

54

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

23


BIG WHEEL

13


SQUEAKY WHEEL...

9


THIRD WHEEL

9








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