We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: The rules are simple. If a man cheats on me, I ______ him.
 

100

If you could fly like a bird, name something you might poop on.
 

100

The world's cheapest guy doesn't buy flowers on Valentine's Day. Instead, he gets them from where?
 

99

I saw the most amazing magician -- he could blow bubbles out of his what?
 

99

We asked 100 women...
If you were Snow White, which one of the seven dwarfs would annoy you the most?
 

99

A billionaire might say, "I count my blessings every time I look at my" what?
 

98

When you say someone has a rat face, what part of it reminds you of a rat?
 

98

Name a specific reason you might be at a cemetery.
 

98

Name a way a man might greet his lover that he should never greet his mom.
 

98

Fill in the blank: In hell, you might have to share a bed with someone who ______s at night.
 

97

We asked 100 single men...
Name something you spent too much money on so your girlfriend wouldn't think you were cheap.
 

97

We asked 100 married women...
Besides you, who's seen your husband completely naked?
 

97

Fill in the blank: When a man's coffin was lowered into the ground, everyone noticed his ______ was hanging out.
 

97

We asked 100 married women...
It's okay if your husband gives your mom a kiss. It's not okay if he does what during the kiss?
 

97

We asked 100 single people...
Name an event for which you'd hate to find yourself dateless.
 

97

Name a reason you might not like to swim in the nude.
 

97

Name something you do to imitate a chicken.
 

96

Name something a man might do on a date that tells a woman he's really into himself.
 

96

Fill in the blank: I won't go camping because I'm afraid of ______.
 

96

Name something Santa Claus hopes is waiting for him when he returns on Christmas Eve.
 

96

We asked 100 married men...
Name a reason your mother-in-law likes you.
 

96

Name something a woman might do if she heard her ex-husband was in jail.
 

95

Name something that people in hell have to stand in all day long.
 

95

Name something Steve's wife doesn't want anyone else to do to his head.
 

95

We asked 100 women...
Your best friend is marrying a jerk. What do you do?
 

95

Name a reason a snail might complain about his shell.
 

94

Name a type of pole you'd be surprised to see at the North Pole.
 

93

Name something a hospital nurse might do to a male patient a lot slower if he's a hottie.
 

93

Name something a vampire might have to remove from someone's neck before biting them.
 

93

Name the occupation of someone who might be bragging about a hit.
 

93

Name something a man might be willing to go to prison to get away from.
 

93

Name something a fat guy might hide from his wife by putting it in his belly button.
 

93

Name a book in which a wife hides money because she knows her husband will never look there.
 

93

Name something that Pinocchio carries in his backpack to shorten his nose after he lies.
 

92

Name someone Minnie Mouse might call if she found out Mickey Mouse cheated on her.
 

92

Besides a spouse, name someone people wish they could divorce.
 

92

Name an animal's poop you might mistake for Raisinets.
 

91

Name a part of a vampire's daily routine.
 

91

We asked 100 ex-husbands...
Name a food that's as bitter as your ex-wife.
 

91

We asked 100 women...
Name something you're an expert at making.
 

90

Tell me why Santa got arrested on Christmas Eve.
 

90

Name something a fireman might put on the firehouse pole on his last day on the job.
 

89

Grandma thinks Instagram is a place where grandmas post pictures of their what?
 

88

Fill in the blank: Susan told her husband, "I know you're cheating on me because I found a ______ in your pants."
 

88

Name something that grandma has for support.
 

88

Fill in the blank: I love to bury my head in what?
 

87

We asked 100 women...
Name an S word that describes your man when he dances.
 

86

If you won the lottery, name someone who might hope you die the next day.
 

86

Tell me a city that smells like money.
 

85

If you won the lottery, name something you'd give to everyone on your Christmas list.
 

82

Fill in the blank: That's a whopper of a ______.
 

81

Name something that the worst cruise ship ever might not have on it.
 

81

Name something a guy with a really long beard might get it stuck in.
 

79

Name a creature that you wouldn't mind if it went extinct.
 

78

We asked 100 married women...
You cook your man a special meal. He gets home three hours late. Tell me what you do next.
 

78

We asked 100 women...
If you were stuck in an elevator with a man, you'd hope he was a what?
 

77

If a coworker threw a paper clip at you, what might you throw back at them?
 

77

Name an animal on Noah's ark that made a mess when it got seasick.
 

76

Name a game show you were born to be on because it describes your life.
 

76

You'd be shocked if grandma told you she met her boyfriend where?
 

75

Give me a word starting with S that a woman might call her man in bed.
 

74

Name something a woman says on a first date that would scare the daylights out of any man.
 

74

Name something bad that, at some time in your life, you've accidentally sat on.
 

72

Name a famous woman who spends a lot of money to wear very little.
 

71

Name a kind of plant a mean wife might replace her husband's marijuana stash with.
 

71

Name something you used to love that you've given up.
 

70

We asked 100 men...
Let's face it: Most of the time, you're simply what animal trapped in a man's body?
 

70

Name something in the house you tell your kids not to touch.
 

69

Fill in the blank: My boss may have more money than I do, but I have more ______ than he does.
 

69

Fill in the blank: Lady ______.
 

68

Name something that starts with the word "running."
 

66

In a nightmare, where would you be wearing a hospital gown with your bottom hanging out?
 

64

Name a make of car you'd expect to see in the parking lot of Beverly Hills High.
 

62

Name a job that many people want.
 

62

Name something specific that gives you goose bumps when you touch it.
 

61

We asked 100 men...
Name a sport that best describes your bedroom style.
 

60

Fill in the blank: Cheese what?
 

58

Name an animal that just sits and waits for dinner to come by.
 

57

Tell me a popular candy a man might nickname his wife's bottom.
 

55

Fill in the blank: Oil ______.
 

55

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I can do without a lot of things, but I can't do without what?
 

54

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