"Family Feud" surveys | Season 21

Name something a woman sprays all over her body for a night of romance.

100

PERFUME/BODY SPRAY	86	WATER	2
OIL	4	WHIPPED CREAM	2
GLITTER	3
PHEROMONE SPRAY	3

If someone killed Pinocchio, name a way they might get rid of his body.

100

BURN IT	57	DUMP IN RIVER/WATER	2
WOODCHIPPER/CHOP UP	31	RECYCLE/TO TOOTHPICKS	2
BURY IT	5
FEED TO TERMITES	3

Most people would fail a lie detector test when asked if they've ever cheated on what?

100

A TEST	42	THE JOB/WORK	3
SPOUSE/MATE	33	GAME/GAME SHOW	3
THEIR TAXES	14
A DIET	5

Tell me which one of the Seven Dwarfs would make the worst stripper.

100

BASHFUL	32	SLEEPY	12
DOPEY	18	DOC	7
GRUMPY	17
SNEEZY	14

You're driving naked. The cops pull you over. What do you hope they don't ask you to do?

STEP OUT	81	ANSWER QUESTIONS	3
SPREAD 'EM	6	"STICK 'EM UP!"	2
DUI TEST/WALK LINE	4
SHOW LICENSE	3

Name something that a husband might do to his wife's credit cards.

CUT 'EM UP	74	PAY 'EM OFF	3
HIDE 'EM	10	BURN 'EM	2
CANCEL/FREEZE 'EM	5
USE 'EM/MAX OUT	5

Fill in the blank: Ken broke up with Barbie when he discovered her ______ wasn't real.

EPIC BOOBAGE/BOD	71	PINK CAR	5
HAIR	6	BANK ACCT./CREDIT	5
DREAM HOUSE	6
FACE/MOUTH	6

Name something a girl's jealous dog might do every time her boyfriend kisses her.

BARK/GROWL/CRY	55	HUMP BOYFRIEND	2
ATTACK/BITE HIM	27	JOIN IN KISSING	2
JUMP UP BETWEEN 'EM	9
PEE/ON THE SCHMUCK	4

Name something you bounce on for fun.

TRAMPOLINE	54	MATE	3
BED	25	COUCH	2
EXERCISE BALL	12
BOUNCE HOUSE	3

We asked 100 married men...
If you were blindfolded, you could still identify your wife by feeling her what?

FACE/COLLAGEN LIPS	36	MAN HANDS	4
VOLUPTUOUS BOSOMS	32	CALLOUSED FEET	4
HEFTY HINEY	19
HAIR/SPLIT ENDS	4

When it comes to dating, name something a shy guy practices doing to build up his confidence.

TALKING/ASK'G OUT	63	SMILING	3
KISSING/HIS HAND	22	DRINKING	2
DRESSING/LIKE STEVE	4
EYE CONTACT/HEAD UP	4

Name something Adam and Eve might have done to keep warm on a cold day.

CUDDLE	62	GO RUNNING	2
"EXPLORE THE GARDEN"	18	DANCE/WHIP & NAE NAE	2
BUILD A FIRE	11
WEAR MORE LEAVES/FUR	3

Name a part of a person's body that can be played like a drum.

BLOATED BELLY	52	BACK	2
PERKY POOPER	25	THIGHS/KNEES	2
HEAD/BALD SPOT	12
CHEST/BOOBS	5

A woman isn't ready to have a baby if she can't even take care of what?

PET/GOLDFISH	48	A KID/BABYSIT	3
HERSELF	24	CAR	2
A PLANT	16
HER HOME	5

If a farmer's wife made him sleep in the barn, what animal might he snuggle up with?

SULTRY SHEEP	46	PROVACATIVE PIG	6
CUTE COW	20	PURRING PUSSYCAT	2
HAPPY HORSE	14
ADORABLE DOG	10

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: My best friend broke the girl code when she started dating my what?

EX	45	SON	2
SPOUSE/MATE	43	FATHER	2
BROTHER	4
MAILMAN	2

We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd do if you woke up tomorrow as Mrs. Steve Harvey.

SPEND DAT CHEESE!	45	HOST FAMILY FEUD	7
LAUGH/CELEBRATE	19	SLEEP/BAD DREAM	7
SCREAM/CRY	10
DIVORCE/LEAVE HIM	10

Before a date, a female werewolf might get what body part waxed?

FACE/LIP/CHIN	45	HER 6 BOOBIES	8
ARMS/PITS	19	LEGS	7
DAT BOOTY	10
VA-JAY-JAY	9

We asked 100 single women...
Name something they could do to make men's underwear sexier looking.

TIGHTER/SMALLER	40	WASH THEM	8
BRIGHT COLORS/TIE-DYE	17	ADD LACE/FUN DESIGN	4
MAKE SEE-THRU	16
MAKE 'EM SILKY	13

We asked 100 women...
What would you do if your date asked permission to touch your feet?

NO!/NOT YET	30	GIGGLE	6
YASSS!/GET OIL	25	CRINGE/"WEIRDO"	5
LEAVE/RUN	19
ASK WHY/"FETISH?"	13

We asked 100 men...
What would you do if your beautiful date told you the Earth was flat?

AGREE/"SO SMART!"	23	DISCUSS/DISAGREE	14
LAUGH/SMILE	22	KISS/BED HER	2
BAIL!/RUN	22
THINK DUMB/IGNORE	15

Name something a man is glad his wife likes to do with friends instead of him.

SHOP	73	DRINK/GO TO BARS	3
GOSSIP/TALK	11	BOOK CLUB/READ	2
WATCH MOVIES/TV	5
MANI/PEDI/SPA	3

If the Jolly Green Giant cheated on his wife, what might she do to his zucchini?

CHOP/PEEL/SPIRALIZE	72	PUT IT UP HIS BOOTY	2
COOK/BOIL IT	13	HIDE IT	2
EAT IT OFF	4
BREAK/SQUASH IT	4

We asked 100 married women...
Name something specific of yours that you'd hate to see the babysitter wearing.

LINGERIE/NIGHTIE	72	SKIRT/CHIC SUNDRESS	2
WEDDING RING/JEWELRY	12	SHOES/SLIPPERS	2
BIKINI/SWIMSUIT	6
ROBE	3

Name something Pinocchio's wife might do to him if she catches him cheating on her.

CUT OFF/BREAK NOSE	67	WATCH HIS NOSE GROW	2
SET HIM ON FIRE	13	HIT HIM	2
SAW OFF WOODY	11
DUMP HIM	2

Name something specific that grandma stops wearing because she figures, "why bother anymore?"

BRA	61	GIRDLE	3
MAKEUP	21	HEELS/SHOES	2
TEETH	7
DRESS/BALL GOWN	3

We asked 100 married women...
Tell me the single hardest word for your husband to say.

SORRY	59	YES	6
PLEASE	11	NO	5
THANKS	10
LOVE	6

Besides her hands, name a part of her body a stripper could use to play the piano.

LICKABLE FEET	57	HER ELBOWS	2
BODACIOUS TATAS	21	HER NOSE	2
BOUNCY BUTT CHEEKS	9
LONG, WET TONGUE	6

We asked 100 single women...
You don't really need a man as long as you have lots of what?

DOUGH	57	GERBILS/PETS	5
FRIENDS	21	WINE	3
"TOYS"/BATTERIES	6
CHOCOLATE	5

We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd hate about being married to King Kong.

HAIRY/SHEDS	55	CARRIES ME AROUND	3
TOO BIG/DOWN THERE	24	LIKES HEIGHTS	2
AGGRESSIVE/ANGRY	7
STINKY/BREATH	6

We asked 100 women...
Name something you're glad Steve Harvey can't see you wearing when you watch "Family Feud" at home.

PJ'S/NIGHTIE	51	BUNNY SLIPPERS	3
UNDIES/LINGERIE	18	UGLY/HOLEY SHIRT	2
RATTY ROBE	16
BAGGY SWEATS	7

When giving a eulogy for his pet, Goldie the goldfish, what might a child say that Goldie really liked?

WATER/SWIMMING	50	TIME W/ THE KID	5
HIS FISH FOOD	26	BLOWING BUBBLES	4
OTHER FISHIES	6
AQUARIUM/TOYS	6

Name something you do on a range.

SHOOT GUNS	47	HERD COWS	2
COOK	26	LASSO	2
GOLF	10
RIDE HORSES	10

We asked 100 women...
What's the sexiest thing you've ever sent to a man?

PANTIES/LINGERIE	43	A BLOWN KISS	8
PIC/NUDE SELFIE	19	A DANISH/FOOD	6
"MY LOVE"/SELF	12
LETTER/PERFUMED	9

The highlight of the wedding was when a pair of doves flew out of the bride's what?

DRESS/CLEAVAGE	33	CAKE	8
HAIR	23	BUTT/POOP CHUTE	3
BOUQUET	18
VEIL/HAT	12

Name something that's in a man's wallet that tells a woman all she needs to know.

CONDOM/FROM 1973	31	CREDIT/BLACK AMEX	10
CRISP CHEDDA/CHECK	22	BAE'S PHONE #	2
PHOTO/WIFE'S PIC	17
I.D./DRIVER'S LICENSE	15

We asked 100 married men...
When your wife asks if you think her new girlfriend is pretty, what do you say?

NOT AS PRETTY AS YOU	29	DO YOU?	3
I GUESS SHE'S OK	29	NO/COMPARED TO WHAT?	2
YES/ABSOLUTELY	19
DIDN'T NOTICE	15

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: My idea of a perfect night is me in bed with a ______.

TV REMOTE/MOVIE	26	DOG/CAT	11
BIBLE/BOOK	22	PILLOW/COVERS	4
BOTTLE OF VINO	21
HUNKALICIOUS STUD	13

Name a place that bad boys end up.

JAIL/JUVIE	82	BAR/NIGHTCLUB	2
DEAD IN HELL	5	IN THE CORNER	2
HOLLYWOOD/ON TV	3
WITH ME/BAD GIRLS	2

A man might say, "I wouldn't say my ex-wife is a witch, but she does have a" what?

BROOM	68	CACKLING LAUGH	2
TEMPER/'TUDE	17	POINTY HAT	2
LONG BUMPY NOSE	5
CAULDRON/OVEN	2

You're not a nudist, but name something you do frequently in the nude.

SHOWER/BATHE	68	DANCE/TO YMCA	2
SLEEP	17	LOOK IN MIRROR	2
LAUNDRY/CLEAN	4
SWIM	3

We asked 100 men...
Name something women look sexier wearing instead of being completely naked.

LINGERIE/NIGHTIE	66	BOOTY SHORTS	2
BIKINI	15	GUY'S SHIRT	2
SKIMPY DRESS	8
6-INCH HEELS	3

Name something Santa would not need if he lived in Hawaii instead of the North Pole.

SANTA SUIT/BOOTS	65	CHIMNEY/FIREPLACE	3
HIS SLEIGH	16	SNOW SHOVEL	2
REINDEER	5
BUSHY BEARD	5

What's the first thing a man reaches for when a woman dumps him?

BOOZE/BOXED WINE	59	A FRIEND	3
NEW WOMAN/A HO	14	TV REMOTE	2
HIS PHONE	13
BLACK BOOK	5

We asked 100 single men...
Name someone you'd never bring with you to a bar as your wingman.

POPS	56	MY GIRLFRIEND	3
MA	17	CELEB/DENZEL	3
MY BROTHER	9
MY PRIEST/CLERGY	8

Name something a naked juggler should be careful juggling.

KNIVES/SWORDS	54	BOWLING PINS	3
FIRE/TORCHES	22	AXES/HATCHETS	3
BALLS	9
CHAIN SAWS	5

If roles were reversed, what part of a human might turkeys fight over at Thanksgiving?

LEG/THIGH	52	ARMS	2
PLUMP BREAST	27	BRAIN	2
BUTT/TAILBONE	10
EYEBALLS	3

It's hot in hell. Name a type of clothing that's probably really popular there.

BIKINI/SWIMSUIT	48	BANDANA/HEADBAND	4
SHORTS	20	FIREPROOF/FIRE SUIT	3
TANK TOP/TEE	14
THONG/JOCK STRAP	7

We asked 100 married men...
Name something your mother-in-law has that's bigger than yours.

BIG MOUTH	38	CAR/TRUCK	5
BANK ACCOUNT	27	BEER GUT	3
HOUSE	18
ONION BOOTY	5

Name something Steve Harvey might wear to disguise himself in public.

WIG/WITH DREADS	38	SHADES/NERD GLASSES	9
HAT/BERET	26	CASUAL OUTFIT/JORDACHE	3
BEARD	10
MASK	10

Name a place a man hopes his psycho ex-girlfriend doesn't show up.

WORK	36	HIS FOLKS' HOUSE	3
HOME/THE SHOWER	28	CHURCH	2
HIS WEDDING	22
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	5

Name a part of your lover's body it's okay to gently bite.

EAR	36	SHOULDER	6
NECK	28	TOES	2
BOOBS/NIPPLES	14
LIPS	10

Big bottoms are in. So what might a woman do to make hers look even bigger?

PAD/WITH BALLOONS	35	EAT/GAIN WEIGHT	8
TIGHT PANTS/CLOTHES	25	FILLER INJECTIONS	4
IMPLANTS	13
SQUATS/WORK OUT	11

If you had a hickey on your neck, who would you try to hide it from?

MY MOM/DAD	34	NOBODY/BE PROUD!	11
MY SPOUSE/MATE	21	MY KIDS	5
EVERYONE	13
BOSS/COWORKER	12

We asked 100 men...
I know my toupee is made out of human hair because it's starting to what?

TURN GRAY	31	SMELL/GET DIRTY	9
FALL OUT/GO BALD	31	ITCH	6
GET DANDRUFF	10
GROW	9

Name the worst thing to visualize your grandfather wearing.

THONG/UNDIES	28	SHORTS	3
NADA/JUST HIS TEETH	27	SUSPENDERS	2
SPEEDO/SWIMSUIT	26
GRANNY'S CLOTHES	10

Name something that people say just flew by.

TIME/LIFE	74	SUPERMAN	2
A PLANE	8	A BUG	2
A BIRD	6
A COP CAR	3

If a 30-year-old man still lives at home, what wouldn't he want others to know his mom still does for him?

LAUNDRY	59	DRESSES HIM	5
COOKS/FEEDS HIM	11	TUCKS HIM IN	4
CLEANS/MAKES BED	10
BATHES HIM	6

Name something you'd be shocked your parents gave you a bag of for your birthday.

WEED/DRUGS	56	CANDY/CHOCOLATE	2
BENJAMINS!	20	THEIR POO	2
CONDOMS/MAGNUMS	13
GOLD	2

When the old folks play spin the bottle at the retirement home, what kind of bottle do they use?

MED/VITAMIN/FIBER	54	SODA BOTTLE	6
BOOZE	16	URINE BOTTLE	3
ENSURE/BOOST	9
HOT WATER BOTTLE	7

Name something a woman wouldn't want to ride on after getting implants in her bottom.

HORSE	54	BULL/MECHANICAL	4
ROLLER COASTER	14	HER LOVER	2
MOTORCYCLE/MOPED	12
BICYCLE	9

Fill in the blank: A mom is embarrassed if her child says to someone, "You're ______."

9000 POUNDS	53	OLD	2
UGLY	25	WEIRD/GOOFY	2
STUPID/IDIOTIC	8
A JERK/D-BAG	5

When you're at a wild party, what might you start doing because everybody else is?

DRINKING/BODY SHOTS	39	SINGING	5
DANCING	32	DRUGS/GANJA	3
STRIPPING	10
SWAPPING SPIT	6

Tell me something a bride would have a hard time doing if she got drunk before the wedding.

WALKING/DOWN AISLE	32	DANCING	5
VOWS/TALKING	26	PEEING W/ GOWN ON	2
DRESSING	20
STAND UP/STILL	10

Name a question wives ask husbands that husbands won't answer because it could be a trick.

HOW DO I LOOK/FAT?	62	WHAT DO TODAY?	2
WHERE WERE YOU?	15	HAD SEX W/ OTHERS?	2
DO YOU LOVE ME?	10
IS THAT GAL PRETTY?	3

Fill in the blank: Steve Harvey was robbed from winning "sexiest man of the year." But he'd win "______est man of the year."

FUNNIEST/GOOFIEST	58	BLACKEST	3
BALDEST	20	SMARTEST	2
FLYEST DRESSED	7
COOLEST	4

We asked 100 married women...
Fill in the blank: I think my man is ______ even if no one else does.

SMOKIN' HOT	54	AN ANNOYING DOUCHE	5
BRILLIANT	16	HARDWORKING	4
SWEET/THOUGHTFUL	9
FUNNY/WITTY	6

Fill in the blank: You never want to hear a zookeeper say, "Who let the ______s out?"

LIONS	51	APES/MONKEYS	7
TIGERS	15	SNAKES	3
DOGS	9
BEARS	9

Bob calls his wife "Juicy Fruit" because her bottom is shaped like what fruit?

PEAR	45	PINEAPPLE	3
PEACH	18	ORANGE	3
WATERMELON/MELON	14
APPLE	11

Name a kind of ball a bald guy might decorate his head to look like on Halloween.

BASKETBALL	41	SOCCER BALL	11
BOWLING BALL	14	GOLF BALL	2
8-BALL/POOL BALL	14
BASEBALL	12

If a couple still lived together after their divorce, what part of the house would the wife want?

BEDROOM/MASTER	36	LIVING ROOM	4
ALL OF IT	24	CLOSET	3
KITCHEN	18
BATHROOM	9

Name something about Santa Claus that might really annoy the elves.

JOLLY/HO HO HO	35	DIRTY BUSHY BEARD	5
"FATTY EATS OUR FOOD"	29	HE SNORES	4
TERRIBLE BOSS	15
FART CONSTANTLY	6

We asked 100 married men...
Name something your wife refuses to share with you.

FOOD/CHOCOLATE	32	BED/COVERS	7
SECRETS/FANTASIES	30	HER CLOTHES/UNDIES	3
THE BATHROOM	12
HER MONEY	10

Fill in the blank: To be honest, I don't enjoy seeing pictures that other people post of their ______.

UGLY KIDS	24	PETS/DOG	9
TRASHY BOD/FACE	21	SURGERY/GAPING SORE	2
VACATIONS	19
FOOD/DINNER	19

Name something a woman discovers about her boyfriend that makes her say, "My life is a lie."

CHEATING MAN-HO!	76	DELIGHTS IN DUDES	3
JOB/RUSSIAN SPY	5	AGE/HE'S 17	2
BROKE/MEGA DEBT	4
FAKE NAME	3

Name something a farmer does to a cow that he would hate the cow to do to him.

MILK/YANK HIS NIPS	70	CASTRATE/NEUTER	3
BRAND HIM	7	SMACK BOOTY	2
BUTCHER HIM	7
INSEMINATE HIM	4

Name something a lady crab might find sexy about her king crab.

BIG OLE PINCHERS	61	HIS BABY MAKER	3
LONG BUMPY LEGS	17	HIS HARD SHELL	3
TRENDY COLOR	5
SIDEWAYS STRUT	4

Name someone you're talking trash about that you'd hate to find out is standing behind you.

BOSS/COWORKER	56	PARENTS/MOM	4
SPOUSE/MATE	16	CELEB/MIKE TYSON	3
BEST FRIEND	9
MOTHER-IN-LAW	5

What might you put marijuana in at Thanksgiving so the family's too mellow to argue?

STUFFING/DRESSING	55	PIE/PUMPKIN PIE	7
THE TURKEY	11	GRAVY	3
BROWNIES	9
POTATOES/YAMS	8

Fill in the blank: ______ pack.

BACKPACK	53	SNACK PACK	3
RAT PACK	13	WOLF PACK	2
SIX-PACK	13
FANNY PACK	9

Name something you'd better not do if you're sitting in the front row of church.

SLEEP/YAWN	47	SNEEZE	4
TALK/YELL/CUSS	16	LAUGH/MID-PRAYER	4
2-TOOT SALUTE	12
PICK YOUR NOSE	10

What's something a woman might have at her "the divorce is final" party?

STRIPPER	44	CAKE	4
SOME DRANKS	22	CUTE NEW CAR	2
NEW BOO/MEN	14
BONFIRE	7

Name a reason that a woman might say that her ex is the greatest ex-husband a girl could have.

ALIMONY/HIS MOOLAH	44	HOT EX SEX	7
STILL HER BFF	16	NOT AROUND/IN CHINA	6
GOOD W/ OUR KIDS	13
HE'S DEAD	7

Fill in the blank: A teenager magician might wish he could make his ______ disappear.

ACNE	43	SIBLINGS	6
PARENTS	27	GRADES/REPORT CARD	5
HOMEWORK	6
TEACHER	6

What do you hope the guy seated next to you on an airplane didn't eat at the airport?

BEANS	43	FISH/SEAFOOD	5
GARLIC	18	CHILI	4
ONIONS	14
BURRITO/TACO	9

Name a place where men are players.

SPORTS VENUE	41	THEATER	2
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	34	EUROPE/ITALY	2
VEGAS/CASINO	9
STRIP JOINT	5

Name something you can't do until you first loosen up with a few drinks.

DANCE IN PUBLIC	36	PLAY POOL	2
SING/KARAOKE	30	BOINK/SOMEONE UGLY	2
TALK/FLIRT	21
BECOME DRUNK	2

We asked 100 men...
Name someone you never want to hear say, "Help me get my bra off."

MY MOTHER	35	MY SISTER	6
MY GRANDMA	29	A MAN/MY HUBBY	5
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW	12
MY DAUGHTER	6

Name something the naked chef ties his dish towel around.

HIS WAIST/BELLY	32	OVEN HANDLE	4
HIS KABOB	21	HIS HEAD/FOREHEAD	3
HIS NECK	17
HIS ARM/WRIST	16

A cavewoman might say about a caveman, "He doesn't talk much, but he has a great big" what?

CLUB/STICK	73	HEAD	2
DONGOSAURUS	6	CAVE	2
MOUTH	6
HEART	3

Name an occupation where they wish they could say, "Go get it yourself."

SERVER/RESTAURANT	69	ASSISTANT/SECT'Y	3
RETAIL/CLERK	9	MOTHER	2
BARTENDER	5
VALET/PARKING LOT	4

If all dogs go to heaven, name something God must have up there for them.

BONES/FOOD	61	BALLS/TOYS	4
FIRE HYDRANTS	11	POOP SCOOP/CLEANER	3
BIG YARD/PARK	9
CATS/ANIMALS	4

Name something Steve Harvey might hire the best Steve Harvey look-alike to do in his place.

HOST FEUD/WORK	53	HOUSE/YARD WORK	6
EVENTS/AUTOGRAPHS	12	BE WITH/ROMANCE WIFE	3
SING/DANCE	11
JURY DUTY/COURT	7

If a restaurant customer only left a 25¢ tip, what might the waiter throw at him?

THE QUARTER	49	TOWEL/DISHRAG	3
FOOD/BEVERAGE	24	STINK EYE	3
DISH/BROKEN GLASS	9
INSULT/"BITE ME"	4

Name something a bridesmaid might wear to get all the attention from the men at the wedding.

SEXY DRESS/SKIRT	48	HOOKER HEELS	2
LINGERIE/GARTER	17	A SIGN/"THIRSTY"	2
NOTHING	12
NO BRA	11

We asked 100 men...
Name a tiny lie that you tell to get women.

I GOT HARVEY MONEY	39	SAME INTERESTS AS U!	4
MY AGE	24	YOU'RE HOT	3
JOB/I'M A PILOT	13
I'M SINGLE	9

Name something you'd be surprised a nurse did to your bottom after giving you a shot.

SPANKED/PATTED IT	38	TOOK PIC/POSTED IT	5
KISSED IT	22	LICKED EACH CHEEK	3
RUBBED/TOUCHED	15
SQUEEZED/PINCHED IT	9

Name a reason Santa Claus might refuse to come down someone's chimney.

BLAZING FIRE	37	CHIMNEY CLOSED OFF	5
CAN'T FIT/TOO FAT	20	NO CHIMNEY	3
DIRTY/SOOT	16
ON NAUGHTY LIST/BAD	11

Fill in the blank and be specific: In a new Thanksgiving horror movie, a psychotic turkey is on the loose and ______ing people.

EATING	32	COOKING/BASTING	9
PECKING	20	CHASING	6
STUFFING	13
CARVING UP	12

We asked 100 women...
Name a place you shouldn't agree to meet a guy on the first date.

HIS HOUSE	30	STRIP JOINT	6
HOTEL/MOTEL	19	DARK ALLEY	3
YOUR HOUSE	17
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	17

We asked 100 women...
Name something you like in a man that you also like in a cup of coffee.

STRENGTH/BOLDNESS	28	NICE BODY	8
SWEETNESS/SUGAR	22	HOTNESS	4
NICE AROMA	15
CREAM	15

Name a woman who's a thing of booty.

KIM KARDASHIAN	27	NICKI MINAJ	6
JENNIFER LOPEZ	24	RIHANNA	6
BEYONCE	21
OPRAH WINFREY	8

Name something Taylor Swift has a lot of.

MOOLAH	50	CLOTHES/SHOES	3
BOYFRIENDS/EXES	15	TALENT	3
SONGS/HITS	14
FANS	6

Name something men think they do perfectly until they marry and the wife shows them what idiots they are.

CLEAN/LAUNDRY	41	DRESS	4
COOK/GRILL	25	SHOP	2
BRING GLEE TO THE "V"	14
DRIVE/DIRECTIONS	5

Parents pick up their kids. What do single people pick up?

HOT HONEYS & HOS	39	THEIR COCKTAILS	4
THEIR PETS	21	DRY CLEANING	4
FOOD/CHINESE	16
THE LATEST STD	7

What does a bald man have that a woman might run her fingers through?

CHEST HAIR	38	WOOLLY BACK	4
WALLET/$$$	25	HIS FINGERS	3
BEARD/STACHE	14
HAIRY BERRIES	7

You never want to hear someone tell you that you're getting what?

FAT/EVEN FATTER	37	SENILE/FORGETFUL	3
OLD	32	UGLY/MUCH UGLIER	2
FIRED	13
SICK/EBOLA	4

We asked 100 women...
You love your mom. But name a part of her body that you hope yours doesn't end up looking like.

FLAT/FAT FANNY	26	CRATERED LEGS	8
BLOATED BELLY	22	JACKED FEET/TOES	4
BEAGLE-EAR BOOBS	20
CAT FACE/HAG NOSE	11

If you and your coworkers won the super lottery, what might you all give your boss?

RESIGNATION/"G'BYE"	49	GIFT CARD	5
THE BIRD	17	FOOD/PIZZA HUT	3
NOTHING	8
MONEY/ALL OF IT	8

Steve Harvey just knocked on your front door. What do you hope he wants?

GIVE ME MONEY	47	TALK/TELL JOKE	5
PUT ME ON TV	21	DIRECTIONS	4
TO HUG, KISS & "DO ME"	7
FOOD/DRINK	6

When you feel like cursing, name a word you should use instead.

DARN!	46	SHUCKS!	3
SHOOT!	25	DANG!	3
FUDGE!	10
SUGAR!	3

Name something a woman might do if her dud of a date starts moving in for a kiss.

TURN AWAY/DUCK	45	TALK/SAY NO	4
SNEEZE/COUGH	25	PUNCH/SLAP HIM	4
LEAVE/POWDER NOSE	8
KISS THE FOOL	4

After appearing on "Family Feud," a contestant might say, "I had no idea Steve Harvey was so" what?

FUNNY	26	CRAZY	6
TALL	23	SHORT/OR WAS THAT RUBIN?	4
HANDSOME/SEXY	21
NICE/FRIENDLY	10

Name something on a McDonald's menu that a male stripper might call himself.

BIG MAC	68	MCRIB	3
MCNUGGETS	7	MCFLURRY	3
QUARTER POUNDER	4
MCDOUBLE	4

At the Roadkill Café, they don't sell fried chicken. They sell fried what?

POSSUM	57	DEER	5
SQUIRREL	9	SKUNK	4
RAT/MOUSE	8
RACCOON	6

Name a place Dracula might take his date for Valentine's Day.

BLOOD BANK	47	TRANSYLVANIA	5
CEMETERY/COFFIN	17	HIS CAVE/SEE BATS	4
CASTLE/DUNGEON	8
HORROR FLICK	8

Fill in the blank: If you go to hell, you might be stuck in a room with your ______ for eternity.

EX	44	MOTHER	5
IN-LAWS	16	FRIEND	3
BOSS/COWORKER	11
SPOUSE/MATE	10

Name something a mom does to get both her baby and her husband to go to sleep.

SING/SOFT MUSIC	41	YELL/"SHUT UP"	3
FEED 'EM/THE NIP	24	MEDICATE 'EM	3
CUDDLE/ROCK 'EM	14
TURN OFF LIGHTS	4

We asked 100 men...
Mirror, mirror on the wall: My gut is as big as what kind of ball?

BASKETBALL	40	VOLLEYBALL	5
BEACH BALL	19	BASEBALL	4
MEDICINE BALL	15
SOCCER BALL	6

God did not give you fingers to stick them in what?

YOUR NOSE	40	ELECTRICAL SOCKET	9
A BUTT/YOUR OWN	15	MOUTH/YOUR LOVER'S	4
PIES/FOOD	12
EARS	9

Name something nobody ever wants to see grandpa wearing.

THONG/UNDIES	37	BIKE SHORTS	2
SPEEDO/TRUNKS	34	DIAPER	2
GAL GARB	11
BIRTHDAY SUIT	3

If they sold a Steve Harvey costume for Halloween, what might it come with?

MUSTACHE	35	BIG LIPS/TEETH	10
BALD CAP/'90S WIG	17	LAUGH TRACK	3
SUIT/CLOTHES	12
MICROPHONE	12

Fill in the blank: Some might say that Steve Harvey is as bald as a ______.

BALD EAGLE	34	EGG	3
CUE/BILLIARD BALL	25	MELON	3
BABY/BABY'S BUTT	15
BOWLING BALL	9

Name something you might stick a pin into.

PINCUSHION	33	VOODOO DOLL	5
BALLOON	32	BULLETIN BOARD	4
CLOTHING/HAT	9
BODY/ZIT	6

Name something there's probably a lot of at the pirates' lost and found.

EYEPATCHES	33	SWORDS	4
GOLD/BOOTY	26	HOOKS	4
PEG LEGS	17
PIRATE HATS	5

Grandpa says, "Grandma used to like to make love. Now she likes to make" what?

COOKIES/FOOD	65	ZZZ'S/SLEEP	4
QUILTS/CLOTHES	6	EGG FARTS	3
WAR/A FUSS	6
TEA/COFFEE	4

You've been dumped. What's the best revenge?

NEW HOTTIE/EX'S BFF	58	SUCCESS/WIN LOTTO	5
FORGET LOSER/IGNORE	9	PRANK CALL/TEXT EX	3
TRASH-TALK/ONLINE	7
GET FIT/LOOK GOOD	6

Fill in the blank: There's a party in my ______.

PANTS	45	HEAD/MIND	6
HOUSE/CRIB	18	DORM ROOM	3
MOUTH	8
BACKYARD	8

Name something you'd do if you woke up really, really ugly tomorrow.

HIDE/STAY IN BED	40	NOT CARE/KEEP GOING	5
CRY	23	WIDE BRIM HAT	5
PILE ON MAKEUP	8
PLASTIC SURGERY	7

We asked 100 women...
If it were up to your man -- and it isn't -- what would you wear every day?

LINGERIE/THONG	32	PAJAMAS/ONESIE	10
BIKINI	14	SWEATS	8
DRESS/SKIRT	13
HOOKER HEELS/BOOTS	11

If airlines had all-nude flights, what might a shy guy hold on his lap during the flight?

LAPTOP/TABLET	31	TRAY/TABLE	3
PILLOW/BLANKET	24	COAT/CLOTHES	3
MAG/BOOK	20
CARRY-ON/BRIEFCASE	7

Name a reason a dog would prefer to sleep in his dog bed instead of his master's bed.

MASTER SNORES	29	COOLER/WARMER	8
ROOMIER	27	CAT'S W/ MASTER	3
MASTER REEKS/FARTS	13
SOFTER/COMFY	8

Name something that would land on a bald guy's head that might slide right off.

BIRD POO	29	HAIR/TOUPEE	6
FRIED EGG/FOOD	19	A LEAF	6
WATER/ICE	18
A BIRD	10

We asked 100 women...
Name a place that all men will eventually go to.

HELL/THE GRAVE	28	BATHROOM/2-HOUR DUMP	5
BAR/NIGHTCLUB	23	STORE/JEWELRY SHOP	5
STRIP JOINT	21
HOME/BED	6

Fill in the blank: I had a nightmare where I lost all of my what?

MONEY	26	CLOTHES	8
HAIR	21	FAMILY/FRIENDS	7
TEETH	18
MARBLES/MIND	8

Name something a bald guy might not want to find on top of his head.

BIRD TURD/POO	46	FOOD/ICE CREAM	3
CRITTER/LEECH	21	BLOOD/CUT	3
HAIR/TOUPEE	8
SUNBURN	6

The cowboy was allergic to horses. So he had to ride through the Wild West on a what?

DONKEY/MULE	37	BICYCLE	3
COW/BULL	29	OSTRICH	3
CAMEL	11
MOTORCYCLE/MOPED	4

At a wedding, the bride holds a bouquet. What might the groom be holding?

THE RING	34	THE GARTER	8
HANDS/THE BRIDE	21	HIS WALLET/MONEY	3
A COCKTAIL/FLASK	13
HIS BREATH	8

Name something Santa Claus might get rid of when he retires.

THE SLEIGH	33	MRS. CLAUS	5
HIS SUIT	25	HIS BEARD	4
THE ELVES	10
THE REINDEER	10

Name something you lie about to your annoying in-laws so they don't stay at your house.

NO ROOM AT THE INN	33	NO HEAT/POWER	5
SICK/PLAGUE	24	FILTHY/STINKS	4
TOO BUSY/WORK	15
CRITTERS/BED BUGS	6

Fill in the blank: The mortician freaked out when the corpse he was working on ______ed.

MOVED/SAT UP	32	SPOKE/ASKED THE TIME	5
AWOKE/BLINKED EYES	29	BREATHED/SIGHED	4
FARTED	12
LAUGHED/SMILED	5

We asked 100 women...
Name a musical instrument your man sounds like when you're making love.

TUBA	25	FLUTE/RECORDER	5
DRUMS	19	TRUMPET	5
SAXOPHONE	19
VIOLIN	14

It's bad if a woman discovers a nude photo on her man's phone. It's worse if it's a photo of who?

HER SISTER	23	HER MOM	11
A MAN/HER DAD	16	HIS MOMMA	11
HER BEST FRIEND	14
HIS EX	12

We asked 100 women...
Name something you've already picked out to wear to your funeral so when your body is cold, you still look hot.

SEXY DRESS	61	SWEATER/CARDIGAN	5
COAT/FAUX FUR	6	SKINNY JEANS	3
JEWELRY	6
MAKEUP	5

Name something about a man that might remind you of Kermit the Frog.

VOICE/CROAKS	60	BIG EYES	4
LONG SKINNY LEGS	7	ALWAYS HOPPING	3
GREEN SKIN/CLOTHES	6
TONGUE/LIPLESS MOUTH	6

No man likes to hear a woman say, "We need to ______."

TALK	45	GET/SAVE MONEY	5
BREAK UP/DIVORCE	21	GET MARRIED	3
GO SHOPPING	6
CLEAN	6

Tell me a job where all your customers take off their clothes.

DOCTOR	36	CLOTHES STORE	5
SPA/MASSAGE	26	TAILOR/DRESSER	4
NUDIST CAMP	9
TANNING SALON	6

Name a place a wife tells her husband he can go just to get rid of him for a couple hours.

BAR/NIGHTCLUB	34	MAN CAVE/GARAGE	7
SPORTS VENUE/BOWL'G	20	FRIEND'S HOUSE	4
STORE/HOME DEPOT	12
STRAIGHT TO HELL	9

Name a way a woman is like a margarita.

SALTY	32	BITTER/SOUR	7
SWEET	24	2 OR MORE = TROUBLE	4
STRONG/INTOXICAT'G	11
COLD/ICY	8

Name something only an idiot would do in his car if a cop is following him.

SPEED/RACE THE COP	30	LITTER	5
DRINK/"CHEERS!"	21	RUN LIGHT/STOP SIGN	4
PHONE CALL/TEXT	14
LIGHT A DOOB/DRUGS	12

Name someone at your family reunion that you hope doesn't kiss you on the lips.

PERVY UNCLE	28	GRAMPS	11
GRANNY	15	THE DOG	5
MY KISSIN' COUSIN	15
MY AUNT	12

To clear his conscience, what might a man confess to his dog because he knows it won't tell anyone?

I CHEATED/FLIRTED	69	HAVE POO/PEE ISSUES	3
I LUV U/I HATE WIFE	4	I'M A SERIAL KILLER	3
I'M SAD :(	3
I JUST FARTED	3

Name a place that mom hides when she needs to get away from the kids.

BATHROOM/TUB	52	WORK/OFFICE	5
BEDROOM/BED	12	MALL/STORE	4
CLOSET	7
THE BAR	5

Name a place the cat hid the dog's bone.

LITTER BOX	40	IN A TREE	4
SOFA/CHAIR/UNDER	22	HIGH SHELF/MANTEL	3
BED/UNDER IT	12
CAT HOUSE	4

Some women get to the age where they'd like to trade their man in for what?

YOUNG, RICH STUD	33	PEACE & QUIET	7
MONEY/A PENNY	16	A BUTLER/MAID	4
A GOLDFISH/PET	14
A CAR	11

We asked 100 women...
I'd never want to be a man because most of them are what?

EVIL D-BAGS	31	WHINY BABIES	7
ROOM-TEMP I.Q.	18	GROSS/SMELLY	5
CHEATING MAN HO'S	17
HAIRY	7

Right after a vasectomy, name a food a man would cringe to see his wife cutting with a knife.

HOT DOG	30	CARROT	5
CUCUMBER/PICKLE	23	MEATBALLS	4
SAUSAGE/KIELBASA	18
BANANA	5

Name a kind of ball that would be very hard to play tennis with.

BASKETBALL	27	SOCCER BALL	4
FOOTBALL	19	CANNONBALL	3
BASEBALL	16
BOWLING BALL	16

We asked 100 married women...
Name something your husband has that you're tired of looking at.

VIDEO GAMES	21	SCRAGGLY BEARD	5
TACKY CLOTHES/SHOES	21	GOLF CLUBS	5
MASSIVE GUT	19
TOOLS EVERYWHERE	14

Name something of yours you'd never want to see someone stick their fingers in.

MY FOOD/DRINK	37	MY EAR	6
MY PUCKERED STARFISH	15	MY EYE	5
MY NOSE	15
MY MOUTH	6

Name something a dumb guy might super-glue himself to so he doesn't fall off of it.

CHAIR/STOOL/SOFA	36	SADDLE/HORSE/BULL	6
LADDER	21	BED	4
BICYCLE	10
TOILET SEAT	7

Name one specific thing a man should make sure he gets from his girlfriend's apartment before he tells her it's over.

CLOTHES/HER PANTIES	31	VIDEO GAME/CONSOLE	7
HIS PHONE	17	TV/HER FLAT SCREEN	6
KEYS	13
WALLET/MONEY	10

Name something a hitchhiker would hate to see in the backseat of a truck that stops to pick him up.

GUN	26	KNIFE/MACHETE	3
ANIMAL/PISSY POOCH	23	BLOOD	3
SEVERED HEAD/BODY	18
AN AXE	11

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I'd love to be a ______ for a day.

QUEEN/PRINCESS	31	MODEL	3
RICH/BUFFETT	28	CAT	3
MOVIE STAR/ACTRESS	10
MAN	8

We asked 100 men...
What do you think American men are better at than men in other countries?

SPORTS/WATCH'G THEM	27	FIGHTING	5
EATING/OBESITY	18	WHINING/EXCUSES	4
DRANKIN'	15
WORKING/MAKING $	14

Name a famous woman who might donate her bottom to science when she dies.

KIM KARDASHIAN	52	CHER	3
JENNIFER LOPEZ	14	STORMY DANIELS	3
NICKI MINAJ	6
DOLLY PARTON	4

Name a reason you regret bending over to pick up that penny.

HURT MY BACK	30	FART/CALL OF DOODY	6
SPLIT MY PANTS	18	DIRTY/IT'S IN BLOOD	6
MY CRACK SHOWS	11
CAN'T GET UP/FELL	11

Name something a hospital nurse might be tempted to throw at a rude patient.

BEDPAN/STALE PEE	59	USED NEEDLE	3
PILLOW	7	CLIPBOARD/CHART	3
TOWEL/DIRTY RAG	5
WATER/PITCHER	4

Name a word you wish people would go back to using instead of "booty."

BUTT/BUTTOCKS	44	DERRIERE	6
ARSE	14	RUMP	4
TUSH/TUSHY	7
BEHIND	6

Name someone you'd be surprised to find out doesn't ever wear underwear.

MY PARENTS	26	CLERGY/SISTER EDNA	10
MY BOSS	14	MY DOCTOR	6
POLITICIAN	13
GRANNY & GRAMPS	12

Name something you wish you could literally grow a pair of in your garden.

FRUITS/VEGGIES	24	POT PLANTS	4
MONEY TREES/DOLLARS	23	TESTES!	4
SHOES/RED BOTTOMS	17
BOOBS TO ENJOY	8

We asked 100 single men...
You can tell how high maintenance a woman is by checking out her what?

DUDS/PRADA HEELS	26	BODY	7
HAIR	16	MAKEUP	7
BLING	13
NAILS	10

We asked 100 married women...
Your man says his zipper holds back a lion. What animal is it really holding back?

KITTEN/CAT	24	DOG	10
SPITTING COBRA/SNAKE	15	HORSE	5
MOUSE/RAT	13
INCHWORM/WORM	12

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: All men are dogs that need to be ______ed.

TRAINED/TAMED	27	SPANKED	6
NEUTERED	26	MUZZLED	5
LOVED	8
LEASHED/COLLARED	6

Fill in the blank: You really have to love someone to kiss them while they're eating a ______ sandwich.

FISH/SARDINE	48	EGG SALAD/EGG	4
ONION	11	CHEESE/LIMBURGER	4
LIVER/LIVERWURST	6
BOLOGNA	4

You're going to hell. You can bring one thing with you. What is it?

AC/FAN	23	MY DOG/PET	4
ICE/WATER	23	MY PHONE	4
BIBLE/KINDLE	18
FIRE EXTINGUISHER	5

Name something about a gorgeous woman that a man might find annoying.

PERSONALITY/VAIN	23	TOO HOT/GETS OGLED	8
OLIVE OYL VOICE	21	BRAIN/LACK OF	8
ENDLESS CHATTER	9
NEIGHING LAUGH	8

We asked 100 married men...
Be honest: You've fantasized about using your wife's what?

MAKEUP/MASCARA	19	HAIR DRYER	10
FISHNET/CLOTHES	14	PHONE	9
RAZOR	12
MONEY/CREDIT CARD	12

Name something that can be a big problem if you choose the wrong one.

SPOUSE/MATE	54	BRA	3
CAR	5	DOOR	3
MEDICATION/PILL	4
PET	4

Name something that might be unstable.

PERSON	40	TNT/EXPLOSIVES	5
CHAIR/FURNITURE	11	LAND/FAULTLINE	5
RELATIONSHIP	7
ECONOMY/FINANCIAL MKT.	5

We asked 100 men...
Name an occupation that for you, would be living the dream.

ATHLETE	22	SINGER/MUSICIAN	6
GYNECOLOGIST/DOC	15	BREW MASTER/TASTER	5
ACTOR/IN PORN	14
PHOTOGRAPHER	10

Name something Mrs. Pillsbury Doughboy puts on her husband for a night of romance.

BUTTER	42	SUGAR	5
FROSTING/DRIZZLE	9	CHOCOLATE/SAUCE	3
OIL	7
FLOUR	5

Name a phrase that starts with "the big."

THE BIG BANG	31	THE BIG KAHUNA	5
THE BIG APPLE	11	THE BIG EASY	5
THE BIG ONE	10
THE BIG LEBOWSKI	9

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I'd love to make my guy wear one of those giant dog cones around his neck so he couldn't what?

OGLE FLOOZIES	23	DRINK/SLURP	6
CHEAT/STRAY	16	KISS ME/GET NEAR ME	5
OVEREAT	15
PICK HIS NOSE	6

Name something a wife might put in her cheating husband's underwear on game day.

ITCHING POWDER	30	CRABS	5
HOT PEPPER/SAUCE	19	A CONDOM	3
BENGAY/ICY HOT	8
FIRE ANTS	5

We asked 100 women...
I would never date a man who was wearing a what?

TOUPEE	24	PAIR OF CROCS	5
CUTER SKIRT/DRESS	22	MURSE/PURSE	4
SPEEDO	9
THONG	6

We asked 100 women...
Your man just cheated on you. You get to destroy one thing of his. What do you choose?

'57 CHEVY TRUCK	29	HIS FINANCES	5
"BALONEY PONY"	14	HIS LIFE/MARRIAGE	5
HIS PHONE	8
HIS REPUTATION	7

Name an occupation whose people could use some sensitivity training.

POLICE	27	CAB DRIVER	4
DOCTOR	16	LAWYER	4
POLITICIAN	9
SALES/RETAIL	8

Name a place grandma goes when she's had enough of grandpa.

STORE/GOODWILL	19	KID'S HOME	7
BEDROOM	15	CASINO	5
BINGO	11
KITCHEN	10

Name something no man looks good wearing but they wear it anyway.

SPEEDO	19	TIE/BOW TIE	6
TOUPEE	17	THONG/UNDIES	6
HAT/BERET	10
BAGGY PANTS/SWEATS	6

Name a singer whose music is probably responsible for the birth of many babies.

BARRY WHITE	19	FRANK SINATRA	6
MARVIN GAYE	17	NEIL DIAMOND	5
ELVIS PRESLEY	8
BARRY MANILOW	7

In hell, name a place you might be forced to go to every day.

FIRE/OVEN	18	STORE/MALL	6
WORK/HR MEETING	14	DUNGEON/JAIL	6
DENTIST/DOCTOR	10
CHURCH	7

Name something that might be big and red.

FIRE TRUCK/CAR	17	BALLOON/HOT AIR	7
APPLE	12	CLIFFORD THE DOG	7
NOSE/RUDOLPH'S	11
BALL	7

Name a comedian who isn't just funny, he's also a stud.

STEVE HARVEY	16	JAMIE FOXX	5
KEVIN HART	14	JERRY SEINFELD	4
JIMMY FALLON	11
DANE COOK	7

Tim's social life changed for the better after he did what?

DIET/EXERCISE	16	GOT MARRIED	6
SHOWERED	12	DATED/"SWIPED RIGHT"	5
GOT DIVORCED	10
NEW JOB/QUIT JOB	8

A sarcastic guy might say his wife has all the grace of what animal?

ELEPHANT	24	MONKEY/APE	4
DONKEY/MULE	8	GIRAFFE	4
HIPPO	7
BULL	5

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