Name something a policewoman might do if she thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her.
 

99

SPY/TAIL/SURVEIL

62

BEAT WITH BATON

5

CUFF HIM/TO BED

10

INTERROGATE HIM

5

ARREST/FRAME HIM

7

PULL OVER/TICKET

4

SHOOT/TAZE HIM

6








We asked 100 women...
If your man cheated on you, what might your girlfriends do to him?
 

99

TELL OFF/CUSS OUT

43

DAMAGE HIS CAR

3

SHUN HIM

20

NAIR IN HIS SHAMPOO

2

TELL ON HIM/TWEET

15

STALK HIM

2

BEAT/CASTRATE

14








A big moment in Steve Harvey's life was when he decided to do what?
 

99

FEUD/TV HOST

42

"MISS COLOMBIA!"

7

MARRY/3 TIMES

19

GROW STACHE

5

COMEDY/ACT

13

SPEAK FOR 1ST TIME

2

SHAVE/SHINE HIS BEAN

11








In the remake of "The Wizard of Oz," what part would you like to see Steve Harvey play?
 

99

COWARDLY LION

35

TOTO/DOG

3

TIN MAN

21

DOROTHY

2

THE WIZARD

19

WICKED WITCH

2

SCARECROW

17








We asked 100 women...
Name a reason you'd rather sleep with a dog than a man.
 

99

DOGS CUDDLE

31

TAKE UP LESS ROOM

6

NO SNORING

22

KISS/AFFECTIONATE

6

LOYAL/SWEETER

19

FURRY/WARM

3

NO SEX-PECTATIONS

12








We asked 100 married men...
In heaven, what do you hope to finally get to have all to yourself?
 

99

TIME/QUIET TIME

22

MY TRAMPY MATE

10

BATHROOM/VANITY

20

BEER/KEG

6

REMOTE/TV

19

FOOD/CANDY

4

THE BED

18








When you were a kid, who did you blame your misdeeds on?
 

98

MY SIBLING

71

FRIEND/NEIGHBOR KID

5

I BLAME ONLY MYSELF

7

SATAN, LORD OF HELL

2

MY DOG

6

PESKY GHOST

2

IMAGINARY FRIEND

5








Fill in the blank: Instead of sitting at my desk, I wish I were lying on ______.
 

98

THE BEACH

55

A HOTTIE!

4

MY BED

25

THE FLOOR

3

A HAMMOCK

5

A CLOUD

2

THE COUCH

4








We asked 100 married women...
Name a gift you'd buy for your husband to make him more attractive.
 

98

CLOTHES/LEATHER THONG

54

HAIR COLOR

3

COLOGNE/AFTERSHAVE

25

BEARD TRIMMER/RAZOR

2

NEW HAIR/ROGAINE

8

A FEW TEETH

2

GYM PASS/EQUIPMENT

4








We asked 100 married men...
Honesty is not the best policy when discussing your wife's what?
 

98

WEIGHT/DRESS SIZE

54

HER FACE

5

MOTHER/HER FAMILY

14

RATTY HAIR

4

COOKING

10

SPENDING

3

AGE

8








Name something the average dad would do if a burglar broke into the house.
 

98

CALL 911

46

HIT/WITH BAT

3

GET GUN/SHOOT

18

BARK/GROWL LIKE DOG

2

HIDE/UNDER KID'S BED

15

RUN AWAY

2

SCREAM

12








If there's a stripper in your family, you just hope it's not your who?
 

98

MOM

45

DAD

6

DAUGHTER/SON

23

SPOUSE/MATE

5

SIBLING

9

91-YR.-OLD AUNT

2

GRANNY

8








Name something a farmer hopes the cow doesn't do when he's trying to milk it.
 

98

KICK/HIM

41

BITE HIM

2

WHIZ/SNAP A YAM

36

STEP/SIT ON HIM

2

LET ONE RIP

13

HOLD IT IN/RUN DRY

2

DIE

2








Name a fun activity in kindergarten that you wish could be a fun activity at work.
 

98

ART/PLAY-DOH

37

SNACK TIME

4

NAP TIME

25

STORY TIME

2

PLAYTIME/RECESS

23

SHOW & TELL/SHARING

2

SING-ALONGS

5








What do you do at a family reunion when the family starts feuding?
 

97

LEAVE/RUN AWAY

72

SIT BACK & WATCH

3

INTERVENE/STOP IT

8

JOIN FIGHT

3

DRINK MORE

6

POST PICS/VIDS

2

EAT THEIR FOOD

3








Fill in the blank: The police arrested Old Mother Hubbard after they found ______ in her cupboard.
 

97

DRUGS/CRACK

71

WEAPONS ARSENAL

3

SEVERED HEAD/BONES

8

POISON

2

HER KIDS/JACK & JILL

7

HER POOR DOG

2

OLD FATHER HUBBARD

4








Name something a woman is tempted to do to her man's behind when he bends over.
 

97

SMACK/PAT IT

60

POKE IT

2

PINCH/GOOSE IT

20

STARE/AT CRACK

2

KICK IT

8

KISS IT

2

GRAB/FONDLE IT

3








Name a reason a lady squirrel might say she's nuts about her mate.
 

97

BRINGS DELISH NUTS

60

CUTIE/BIG CHEEKS!

4

HOT BUSHY TAIL

16

SHE'S IN LOVE

3

HIS "WOOLY MAMMOTH"

7

ECCENTRIC/SQUIRRELLY

2

NICE FUR COAT

5








Name something a lifeguard might get fired for doing on the job.
 

97

SLEEPING

52

SMOKING CIGS

4

DRINKING

15

LET PEOPLE DROWN

4

FLIRT/MOUTH-TO-MOUTH

10

BEING ON PHONE

3

PEE IN POOL/ON BEACH

9








Name something about a man's hair that would make it hard for a woman to run her fingers through it.
 

97

HE'S BALD

43

SPORTING A WIG

5

HAIR PRODUCTS GALORE

27

CORNROWS/BRAIDS

3

IT'S DIRTY/GREASY

9

IT'S CURLY

3

TOO SHORT/FADE

7








Name something you'd do to the guy who cut you off in traffic if you weren't such a chicken.
 

97

FLIP HIM OFF

41

CUT HIM OFF

8

RAM CAR/OFF ROAD

21

FOLLOW HIM HOME

4

YELL/CUSS OUT

11

BEAT UP/WRESTLE

4

HONK MANIACALLY

8








We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: It's bad if your wife cheats on you. It's worse if the other guy is ______er than you.
 

97

SEXIER/HANDSOMER

40

UGLIER

6

RICHER

27

OLDER/PUSHIN' 90

4

BIGGER/EVERYWHERE

11

SMALLER

2

YOUNGER/22

7








Fill in the blank: A cowboy exotic dancer might only wear his ______ onstage.
 

97

COWBOY HAT

29

G-STRING/UNDIES

8

CHAPS

25

SPURS

4

GUN/GUN BELT

16

BANDANA

3

BOOTS

12








We asked 100 single women...
Fill in the blank: At a wild party, some guy tried to ______ my feet.
 

97

KISS

28

SUCK

12

RUB/TOUCH

20

STEP/STOMP ON

6

LICK

16

SMELL

2

TICKLE

13








We asked 100 women...
If your man wore a thong, there'd still be enough room left in it to carry his what?
 

96

WALLET/CASH/ID

59

KNIFE/MACHETE

2

PHONE/HOME PHONE

22

TOOTHPICK

2

KEYS

5

HANKY/TISSUE

2

GUN

4








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: Ugh... I hate my ______.
 

96

FIGURE/WEIGHT

57

WRINKLES

5

HAIR

15

HUSBAND/MATE

2

JOB

10

CLOTHES

2

FACE/TEETH

5








Name something that George Washington would take off in a game of strip poker.
 

96

HIS HIPSTER WIG

47

HIS SHOES/BOOTS

3

HIS WOODEN TEETH

19

HIS PANTS/KNICKERS

3

THAT FLY HAT

18

HIS FRILLY SHIRT

2

HIS COAT/JACKET

4








Name something grown-ups have to do that little kids should be glad they don't have to do.
 

96

GO TO WORK

45

CHANGE DIAPERS

3

PAY BILLS/TAXES

29

MOW THE LAWN

2

CLEAN

8

MAKE OUT

2

SHAVE

7








Name something people pick out of their bodies and study.
 

96

BOOGER/GREEN SNOT

40

SCAB/BLOOD

6

EARWAX

21

BLACKHEAD/ZIT PUS

4

LINT/NAVEL CRUST

16

STUBBORN TURD

2

HAIR/NOSE HAIR

7








Name a fruit a teenager might practice the art of kissing on.
 

96

APPLE

35

MELON/WATERMELON

6

PEACH

21

LEMON

4

ORANGE

20

PLUM

3

BANANA

7








Name a reason you're in a hole.
 

96

FELL/INTO TRAP

33

I'M DEAD

5

DEBT/NO $$$

24

I'M GOLFING

3

DIGGING

20

I'M A BUNNY! YAY!

2

HIDING/TRENCH

9








We asked 100 women...
If you woke up tomorrow with a perfect body, what might you wear to show it off?
 

96

BIKINI

32

SKIMPY/CROP TOP

6

TIGHT JEANS/LEGGINGS

31

DAISY DUKES

2

SEXY DRESS

12

JUST PANTIES/THONG

2

NOT A DANG THING

11








Name a reason you suspect your coworker is living in his cubicle.
 

96

CLOTHES/HANG DRYING

27

EATS/COOKS IN IT

9

BEDDING/A COT

27

NO HOME/DIVORCE

5

THE STENCH

15

HE'S ALWAYS THERE

4

TOILETRIES/SOAP

9








Name something Barbie has that makes Ken jealous.
 

96

HOUSE IN MALIBU

25

CLOTHES/SHOES

7

BOOBS/NICER CHEST

21

DOLL PALS/SKIPPER

6

CAR/CORVETTE

18

MORE FANS

5

LONG/REAL HAIR

14








For his birthday, the dog hopes he gets a scented candle that smells like what?
 

95

MEAT/A BONE

63

CANDY

2

BUTTS/POO

19

OWNER/HIS UNDIES

2

PEANUT BUTTER

4

ANIMAL CARCASS

2

CHEESE

3








Name a way you like your men and your chili.
 

95

HOT

55

MEATY/BEEFY

2

SPICY

29

FAR FROM ME

2

MILD

3

WARM

2

COOKED/STEWED

2








We asked 100 single men...
Fill in the blank: I dated her for two years and never knew her ______ was fake.
 

95

BOOBAGE

52

NAME

7

BOOTIOUS MAXIMUS

12

ACCENT

3

HAIR

10

JOB

3

NOSE

8








We asked 100 men...
Name a place you go where you'd hate to realize your zipper was open the entire time.
 

95

CHURCH

47

STAGE/SPEECH

3

WORK/INTERVIEW

30

MY BOO'S PARENTS'

2

RESTAURANT

7

BAR

2

PARTY

4








Name a flower a stripper might use as her stage name.
 

95

ROSE

43

PETUNIA

3

DAISY

29

JASMINE

2

LILY/TIGER LILY

13

PANSY

2

POPPY

3








Name an animal you're glad can't fly so it can't poop on your head like a bird.
 

95

ELEPHANT

43

CAT

6

DOG

18

PIG

2

COW

12

APE/MONKEY

2

HORSE

12








You open your trunk. You see a dead body. What's the very first thing you do?
 

95

CALL THE POLICE

33

BURY THE BODY

3

SCREAM/FREAK

26

CALL A FRIEND

3

CLOSE TRUNK

23

LOOK AROUND

2

RUN

5








Name a place you never want to hear someone say, "You're next."
 

95

DOC/DENTIST/O.R.

32

SLAUGHTERHOUSE

2

FUNERAL HOME

27

MILITARY/DRAFT BOARD

2

DEATH ROW/PRISON

24

POLICE STATION

2

HELL

6








We asked 100 married women...
If you bought your man a Speedo with an animal print, what animal would be on it to match the size of his package?
 

95

ELEPHANT

26

BULL

9

TIGER

23

YORKIE/DOG

2

LION

22

MOUSE

2

HIPPO

11








Based on its size, if your bottom were a planet, which one would it be?
 

95

URANUS

17

VENUS

13

EARTH

16

PLUTO

10

MARS

15

SATURN

9

JUPITER

15








Name a creature that wishes it could tell us humans, "Don't step on me."
 

94

ANT

56

SPIDER

6

COCKROACH

10

TEACUP DOG

3

SNAKE

8

SNAIL/SLUG

3

WORM

8








After the toys are delivered, where might Santa stop before heading back to the North Pole?
 

94

BAR/RAVE CLUB

54

BAHAMAS/BEACH

2

EATERY/COFFEE SHOP

23

SOMEONE'S KITCHEN

2

SPA/MASSAGE

7

STRIP JOINT

2

RESTROOM/TAKE DUMP

4








What might a jealous stripper do to the pole when the hot new girl comes out?
 

94

GREASE/OIL IT

53

GUM/FOOD ON IT

7

CLIMB/GRIND IT

11

PUT GLUE ON IT

3

BREAK/UNBOLT IT

10

BENGAY ON IT

2

LICK/SPIT ON IT

8








What might Mrs. Claus find in Santa's sleigh from an office Christmas party he stopped at?
 

94

BOOZE/EGGNOG

52

HOOCHIE/DRUNK ELF

4

FOOD/COOKIES

15

RUBBERS

2

PANTIES/CLOTHES

15

MISTLETOE

2

STOLEN GIFTS

4








Name something a man might say his ex-wife and an elephant have in common.
 

94

BIG BUTT/WEIGHT

51

ROUGH WRINKLY SKIN

4

GOOD MEMORY

17

BIG EARS

4

LONG NOSE

9

HUGE FEET

2

BIG/LOUD MOUTH

7








Name something a naked gardener really has to be careful using.
 

94

SHEARS/TRIMMER

57

SAW/CHAIN SAW

5

WEED-WHACKER

13

CHEMICAL FERTILIZER

2

HOE

9

LEAF BLOWER

2

RAKE

6








We asked 100 single men...
You broke up with your girl on February 13th. Great -- now instead of roses, you can spend the money on what?
 

94

A KEG/BOOZE

49

VIDEO GAMES

6

SKIN FLICKS

12

STRIPPERS

5

STEAK/FOOD

12

HEIDI THE HO

3

VACATION

7








When grandma attempted a handstand, name something that fell to the ground.
 

94

HER 3 TEETH/DENTURES

47

HER DRESS/SHIRT

7

HER BREASTS

17

HER PEARLS/JEWELRY

2

GRANDMA

10

HER WIG

2

HER GLASSES

9








Fill in the blank: A wife might put super glue in her cheating husband's ______.
 

94

UNDIES/CLOTHES

47

CAR/IGNITION

5

WALLET

14

LOTION/PREPARATION H

3

CONDOM

14

TOOTHPASTE

2

HIS URETHRA

9








We asked 100 married men...
If your wife left you on Saturday night, what would you do on Sunday morning?
 

94

SLEEP IN

41

CALL HER

7

WATCH FOOTBALL/TV

17

GO TO CHURCH

7

PLAY GOLF

12

CRY

2

CELEBRATE/SMILE

8








Fill in the blank: If a man has to brag about being ______, he probably isn't.
 

94

RICH/SUCCESSFUL

40

BRAVE

3

SMART

22

STRONG/TOUGH

3

CRACKERJACK IN THE SACK

14

WONDERFUL

3

SEXY/CUTE

9








You'd be surprised if a fortune cookie said, "Confucius say you have the worst" what?
 

94

BREATH

38

LIFE/DAY AHEAD

7

LUCK

27

B.O. PEE-YEW!

4

ATTITUDE

8

MIND/MEMORY

2

LOOKS/HAIR

8








We asked 100 men...
If your dog were really your best friend, what would it be fetching for you every darn day?
 

94

BEER/BOOZE

37

STOLEN CASH

10

REMOTE

15

A FAT BLUNT

4

NEIGHBOR'S NEWSPAPER

13

MY KEYS

4

FOOD/A STEAK

11








Name something about Colonel Sanders that a woman might find sexy.
 

94

TICKLY GOATEE

36

HOT SOUTHERN VOICE

3

COOKS/JUICY THIGHS

26

HIS GAMEY ODOR

3

WHITE WAVY HAIR

14

THAT FLY OUTFIT

3

THAT FAT WALLET

9








We asked 100 women...
Name one thing your man could do to make his kisses better.
 

94

BRUSH/FRESH BREATH

29

USE CHAPSTICK

8

PASSION/SLOW DOWN

19

KISS ME MORE!

6

NOT SLOBBER

15

SHAVE

5

MORE/LESS TONGUE

12








We asked 100 women...
What would you do if a man came up to you and said he wanted to lick you from your head to your toes?
 

94

SLAP HIM

27

FEEL GROSSED OUT

10

LAUGH

18

IGNORE/DO NOTHING

5

WALK/RUN AWAY

18

LET HIM/"PLEASE DO"

4

SCOLD/"GET LOST!"

12








If women grew beards like men, what would they do to make them look more feminine?
 

94

RIBBON IN IT

23

SHAVE/TRIM IT

12

BRAID IT

20

PUT GLITTER IN IT

6

DYE/HIGHLIGHTS

16

BEJEWEL IT

4

CURL/PERM IT

13








Name a place that if there were a swear jar, you'd be filling it up with cash.
 

94

BAR

22

CHURCH

4

CAR/THE ROAD

22

SPORTS VENUE/GOLF

4

HOME/KITCHEN

22

CASINO

2

WORK

18








Name something rich people complain about that makes you want to slap them.
 

93

MONEY/TAXES/COSTS

76

POOR PEOPLE

2

NO GOOD SERVANTS

5

TRAVEL/SICK OF PARIS

2

BAD FOOD/WINE

3

CAR/TESLA BATTERY

2

WAITING IN LINE

3








Fill in the blank: A girl might tell a boy after they kiss, "My ______ kisses better than that."
 

93

DOG

64

BROTHER

4

DAD

8

EX

4

MOM

6

GRANDMA

3

CAT

4








It's bad if your lover dumps you. It's worse if they do what right after they dump you?
 

93

NEW LOVER/POST PIC

55

CALL/LET'S BE PALS

3

GET MARRIED

20

ADMIT THEY'RE GAY

2

BRAG/LIE ABOUT

8

SUE ME

2

STEAL CASH/CREDIT

3








We asked 100 married men...
You just realized you have the winning SuperLotto numbers. What might you do before telling your wife?
 

93

DIVORCE/LAWYER UP

42

TKT. IN SAFE PLACE

7

CASH IT IN

12

VACAY/LEAVE TOWN

7

NADA/TELL HER ASAP

10

I'D NEVER TELL HER

6

BUY A CAR

9








Name a place the cheapest airline in the world might make a passenger sit.
 

93

ON TOILET/LAVATORY

40

BACK ROW

6

FLOOR/AISLE

15

COCKPIT

3

CARGO/LUGGAGE HOLD

15

OVERHEAD BIN

2

ON WING/TAIL

12








Name something you worry that grandpa might blow all his money on so you get nothing.
 

93

GAMBLING/LOTTO

39

DRUGS/VIAGRA

3

HONEYS & HOOKERS

36

PROPERTY/HOME

3

FANCY CAR

6

HOSPITAL STAY

2

SCOTCH/BOOZE

4








Instead of a casket, name something a person might choose to be buried in.
 

93

CAR/PINTO

32

BLANKET/SHROUD

4

URN/VASE

30

JAR/FOLGERS CAN

3

WOOD/CARDBOARD BOX

16

IN DIRT/A HOLE

3

BOAT/AT SEA

5








We asked 100 men...
Name a reason you wouldn't kiss a woman at a kissing booth.
 

93

COYOTE UGLY

32

SHE KISSES LOTSA GUYS

3

GERMS/COLD SORE

27

BAD TEETH/ONLY 3

3

MY WIFE/HAS A GUN

14

HAS STACHE/CHIN HAIR

2

DRAGON BREATH

12








Name something the stripper Little Red Riding Hood might pull out of her basket onstage.
 

93

FOOD/SAUSAGE

29

PANTIES

12

THE WOLF

19

PASTIES/BRA

4

WHIP/TOYS

14

A BOA

2

CAPE/HOOD

13








Name something a man might wear to work if his female boss told him to dress sexy.
 

93

PICKLE PINCHER PANTS

28

BOOTY SHORTS

6

SEXY SHIRT/TANK

28

SPEEDO

3

SUIT/TIE

19

BUTTLESS CHAPS

2

UNDIES/MESH THONG

7








Name something you wish your dog wouldn't stick his nose into.
 

93

POOP/LITTER BOX

28

FOOD/FRIDGE

10

FRAGRANT FANNIES

19

THE TOILET

6

MY PRINCESS PARTS

13

DIRT/MUD

5

GARBAGE

12








We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: You'd love for women to say you're the ______est man they know.
 

93

SEXIEST

26

STRONGEST

9

HANDSOMEST/CUTEST

20

COOLEST

5

SMARTEST

16

FUNNIEST

5

NICEST/SWEETEST

12








Name something grandma might put in grandpa's coffee for his own good.
 

93

VIAGRA

24

SLEEP AID/VALIUM

11

VITAMINS

18

SWEETENER/HONEY

7

LAXATIVE/PRUNE JUICE

15

CREAM/MILK

5

WHISKEY/BOOZE

13








We asked 100 married men...
Name something your mother-in-law could do to make you like her more.
 

93

COOK/BAKE

22

MOVE TO CUBA

11

DON'T TALK/CRITICIZE

20

BE NICER/SMILE

5

NOT VISIT/GO HOME

16

TAKE MY SIDE

4

PAY ME

15








Name something about the Wicked Witch in "The Wizard of Oz" that a man might think is kind of sexy.
 

93

VOICE/CUTE CACKLE

18

WAY SHE RIDES BROOM

12

KILLER BOD/FEET

18

GLOW'G GREEN SKIN

8

HOT BLACK OUTFIT

18

BAD GIRL/TOUGH

6

BEWITCH'G FACE/NOSE

13








At a singles bar for dogs, a pickup line might be "You have the sexiest" what?
 

92

TAIL/WAG

51

COLLAR

5

PUCKERED POOPER

14

FUR COAT

4

BARK

8

STENCH

3

EARS

7








Women have little black dresses. What's a man's go-to sexy outfit?
 

92

SUIT/WHITE TUX

51

UNDIES/SILK BOXERS

6

GRAPE-HUGGER JEANS

11

UNBUTTONED SHIRT

5

BIRTHDAY SUIT

7

TANK TOP/TEE

5

SPEEDO

7








Name something grandma doesn't like grandpa taking.
 

92

VIAGRA/DRUGS

45

MONEY

3

NAPS

21

COOKIES/DESSERT

2

A DRINK/SHOTS

14

HER DENTURES

2

THE CAR/A DRIVE

5








A woman doesn't need to be a magician to make a man disappear. She just needs to tell him she wants what?
 

92

COMMITMENT/A RING

44

HIM TO GET VASECTOMY

2

HIS BABY

23

A NEW CAR

2

CASH/ALL OF HIS

14

"TO TALK"

2

DIVORCE/BREAKUP

5








We asked 100 men...
When you die, what do you hope your family doesn't bury you too close to?
 

92

MY IN-LAWS

36

HIGHWAY/ROAD

9

LANDFILL/DUMP

13

MY WIFE

8

MY EX

11

RIVER/STREAM

5

SEWER/DRAINAGE

10








We asked 100 married men...
If your wife were listening, tell me an S word you'd use to describe her.
 

92

SEXY

34

SPOUSE

5

SWEET

30

SPECTACULAR

3

SMART

10

SUBTLE

3

SINCERE

7








Bob said, "I have the most suspicious wife. She won't let me go" where "alone"?
 

92

SHOPPING/STORE

28

TO WORK

5

BATHROOM/DROP LOGS

21

CHURCH/CONFESSION

3

ANYWHERE

19

VACAY/SOUTH BEACH

3

BAR/DRINKING

13








Grandma says that grandpa is like old cheese because he is what?
 

91

PUNGENT/SMELLY

60

STIFF/BRITTLE

2

AGED/TO PERFECTION

15

SOFT

2

MOLDY

7

CRUMBLING

2

FATTY

3








Name a reason you might regret kissing someone right after you kiss them.
 

91

BAD BREATH/SMOKER

53

WRONG PERSON

5

SICK/COLD SORE

14

GOT WRONG IDEA

3

NOT SINGLE/WIFE SAW

7

THEY PUKED/I TASTED

2

BAD/SLOPPY KISSER

7








We asked folks at home...
What do you think Steve Harvey smells like?
 

91

COLOGNE/AXE

48

B.O./SWEAT

3

FOOD/CINNAMON

24

SOAP/"CLEAN"

3

$1 BILLION/SUCCESS

6

CUBAN CIGARS

3

LILACS/FLOWERS

4








Name something Mrs. Claus helps Santa do but she gets no credit.
 

91

WRAP & LOAD GIFTS

45

MAKE NAUGHTY LIST

5

BAKE/STAY FAT

15

MAKE TOYS

5

DRESS/LAUNDRY

10

MANAGE/FIRE ELVES

3

FEED REINDEER

8








Name something a woman has that she might complain is too small.
 

91

PANCAKE BOOBS

40

INCOME

6

BRA/DUDS/SHOES

14

DIAMOND RING

5

BADINKADINK

13

PURSE

5

HOUSE

8








The size and shape of Steve Harvey's head is like a perfect what?
 

91

MELON/WATERMELON

36

COCONUT

3

BALL/8-BALL

36

PEACH

2

PUMPKIN

8

OVAL

2

CIRCLE/SPHERE

4








Name something a doctor checks on you that would be weird if he asked you to check on him.
 

91

BUTT/RUSTY BADGE

31

MOUTH/TONSILS

8

HIS "BEEF STROGANOFF"

24

EARS

4

PULSE/HEART/BP

13

EYES

2

HIS HAIRY BREASTS

9








Fill in the blank: Heaven can wait because I still want to do more ______ before I die.
 

91

TRAVELING

30

MONEY-MAKIN'

7

"LIVING"

20

LOVING/MARRYING

4

CHILD-REARING

17

EATING

3

SHAGGIN'/KINK

10








Name something any woman would prefer to see a man holding instead of the remote.
 

91

FLOWERS

25

WINE/BOOZE

3

HER!

24

TOOLS

3

CLEAN'G SUPPLIES/MOP

21

FOOD/CANDY

3

WAD OF CASH

12








Name something Frankenstein's bride complains that her husband has two of that don't match.
 

91

HANDS/FINGERS

23

ARMS

9

EARS

22

EYES

8

FEET

15

SOCKS

4

BOLTS/SCREWS

10








When grandma took her bra off, she heard a thud. And then she said, "Oh, that's where I lost my" what?
 

91

PHONE

23

GLASSES

6

WALLET/PURSE

20

REMOTE

5

TEETH

19

JEWELRY

3

KEYS

15








Name something horrible that horrible bosses do.
 

90

YELL/BERATE

54

FLIRT

5

FIRE YOU

10

UNDERPAY YOU

4

PILE ON WORK/O.T.

8

MICROMANAGE

3

LIE/TAKE CREDIT

6








Nine out of ten men would like to be what?
 

90

RICH

53

YOUNGER

4

HOT/BUFF

15

PRO ATHLETE

3

TALL

8

RETIRED

3

SINGLE

4








Name something that, once a year, a wife might put on her cheating husband's grave.
 

90

DEAD/BLACK FLOWERS

42

CONDOMS

7

STEAMY DUMP/WHIZ

20

ROCK/STONE

3

SPIT/BIG LOOGIE

8

GRAFFITI/"MANSLUT"

3

PIC/OF HER NEW BOO

7








Name someone wives might flirt with during an average day.
 

90

COWORKER/BOSS

36

WAITER

3

MAIL/DELIVERY MAN

35

REPAIR/HANDYMAN

3

HUSBAND

6

POOL GUY

2

STORE WORKER/BAG BOY

5








You're at a funeral. You hear a noise coming from the casket. What could it be?
 

90

MOUSE/CRITTER

36

OMG! THEY'RE ALIVE

8

BODY GAS/AIR

17

PHONE IN CASKET

6

GHOST/ZOMBIE

10

MY IMAGINATION

5

SQUEAKY CASKET

8








We asked 100 married men...
You think your wife has too much what?
 

90

CLOTHING/JIMMY CHOOS

36

'TUDE

9

FAT

14

TO SAY

5

JEWELRY3

11

HAIR/ON HER CHEST

5

FREE TIME

10








We asked 100 married women...
You wanted a dreamboat, but instead you married what kind of boat?
 

90

TUGBOAT

35

LOVE BOAT

9

SLOW BOAT TO CHINA

12

FISHING BOAT

8

STEAMBOAT

12

SAILBOAT/YACHT

4

HOUSEBOAT

10








Name a place where grandma and grandpa celebrated their 75th anniversary.
 

90

OLD FOLKS' HOME

29

VACAY/FLORIDA

10

HOME/BED

15

CHURCH

5

GOLDEN CORRAL/EATERY

14

THEME PARK

3

6 FT UNDER/HEAVEN

14








Name something Tarzan puts on when he's feeling romantic.
 

90

NICE LOINCLOTH/THONG

28

SEXY JUNGLE MUSIC

7

MORE CLOTHES/TIE

23

COCONUT OIL

4

LEAF/FLOWER

15

BANANA BANDANA

4

SCENT/EAU DE APE

9








Name something the dog does to guarantee you will like him better than the cat.
 

90

SNUGGLES/ON LAP

25

OBEYS/WHEN CALLED

7

FETCHES/TRICKS

24

PROTECTS ME/HOME

6

KISSES/LICKS ME GOOD

16

PEES/POOS OUTSIDE

5

GREETS AT DOOR

7








It's bad if a regular old fish gets into your bathing suit. It's worse if what sea creature gets in there?
 

90

JELLYFISH

24

EEL

8

CRAB

20

SNAKE

6

SHARK

16

STINGRAY

5

OCTOPUS

11








When your ship finally comes in, what one thing do you hope is on it?
 

89

MONEY/TREASURE

56

WEED

2

PEOPLE/1000 STUDS

11

HOME/BEACH HOUSE

2

FOOD/CHOCOLATE

10

CAR/ASTON MARTIN

2

BOOZE

6








After a hard day at work, you just need one thing. What is it?
 

89

BOOZE

38

A FAT DOOB

5

SLEEP/MY PILLOW

21

HOT BATH/SHOWER

5

QUIET/ME TIME

13

HUG/LOVE

2

DINNER/SNACK

5








Name something a man has got to have to look good bald.
 

89

SMOOTH SHAPELY HEAD

37

SHINY HEAD

7

NICE FACE/EYES

16

A TAN/DARK SKIN

3

A HAT ON

12

TALL, MUSCLY BOD

3

BEARD/STACHE

11








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: My boyfriend isn't as ______ as he thinks he is.
 

89

HOT/HANDSOME

35

MACHO

6

SMART/CLEVER

28

FIT/THIN/BUFF

3

FUNNY

7

BIG/DOWN THERE

3

RICH

7








Name something Good Santa does that Bad Santa thinks is corny.
 

89

GIVES FREE GIFTS

27

TALKS TO KIDS/ON LAP

4

MILK & COOKIES

24

SINGS CAROLS

3

"HO HO HO"/LAUGHS

23

LOVES REINDEER

3

MAKES A LIST

5








Name something that might steal a squirrel's nuts.
 

89

BIRD

26

MOUSE/RAT

4

ANOTHER SQUIRREL

24

CAT

3

CHIPMUNK

22

PERSON

3

RACCOON

7








Give me an exact word that describes a tomato and someone's bottom.
 

89

PLUMP

25

FIRM

8

ROUND

24

SMOOTH

3

JUICY

17

RIPE

3

RED

9








Name something that mean grandma might use grandpa's toupee to clean.
 

88

THE TOILET

51

HERSELF/HER BUTT

5

FURNITURE

9

THE DISHES

5

THE FLOOR

9

STOVE/OVEN

4

SINK/DRAIN

5








Tell me a name a weathercaster might name her baby.
 

88

STORMY/STORM

45

WINDY

4

SUNNY/SUNSHINE

24

CLOUDY

2

RAIN

6

BREEZY

2

SUMMER

5








Name an animal that poops more than you do.
 

88

DOG

38

CAT

6

BIRD/GOOSE

19

RABBIT

4

ELEPHANT

11

COW

3

HORSE

7








Name an occupation you'd be surprised a stripper has as their day job.
 

88

TEACHER/SUNDAY SCHOOL

34

LIBRARIAN

7

DOCTOR

13

ACCOUNT'G/FINANCE

6

NURSE

13

DAY CARE WORKER

2

LAWYER

13








Name something specific Martha Stewart might do to a chicken or an ex-lover in her kitchen.
 

88

COOK/ROAST 'EM

33

WRING HIS NECK

4

CHOP/SKIN 'EM

32

PLUCK 'EM BALD

3

DEBONE 'EM

7

STUFF 'EM

3

MARINADE/SEASON 'EM

6








Name a part of Steve Harvey's body that you bet is as soft as a baby's behind.
 

88

MILK DUD HEAD

31

BEE-STUNG LIPS

9

SPANKABLE BOOTY

17

HOT LOTIONED HANDS

7

BELLY/WASHBOARD ABS

11

SEXY SHAVEN LEGS

3

SLEEK CHEEKS

10








If a wife wanted to rub it in, what might she wear when serving her husband divorce papers?
 

88

LINGERIE/NIGHTIE

30

RING FROM NEW STUD

7

SEXY DRESS/SKIRT

19

WEDDING DRESS

4

NADA

13

STILETTOS

4

BIKINI

11








We asked 100 married women...
I wouldn't have invited my ex to my wedding if I'd known he'd sit there and what?
 

88

CRY/SULK

28

SLOW CLAP

6

HECKLE/THROW SHADE

22

TEXT

6

LAUGH/SMIRK

13

SING/TO BRIDAL MARCH

4

SLEEP/PASS OUT

9








Name something a Beverly Hills baby gets for her first birthday.
 

88

DIAMONDS/JEWELRY

27

CAR/MINI-BMW

8

MOOLAH/STOCKS

16

FANCY RATTLE

6

SILVER/GOLD SPOON

13

VERSACE GARB/BIB

6

PONY

12








The sword swallower met an untimely death when he did what while swallowing a sword?
 

88

COUGHED

26

CUT THROAT/ORGAN

4

SNEEZED

22

BURPED

4

HICCUPED

21

SWALLOWED IT WHOLE

3

CHOKED

8








Name something specific about Godzilla that King Kong might make fun of.
 

88

HIS TAIL

23

PEA-SIZED HEAD

4

ATOMIC BREATH

20

BIG JACKED TEETH

3

SCALY GREEN SKIN

18

ORANGEY EYES

3

TINY ARMS/HANDS

17








We asked 100 women...
Name an occupation whose dudes you'd never want to see work nude.
 

88

PLUMBERS

23

SUMO WRESTLERS

7

WAITERS

20

CONSTRUCTION

3

DOCTORS/DENTISTS

18

NURSES

2

CHEFS/COOKS

15








Name something it's childish for people to be afraid of.
 

88

THE DARK

22

THUNDERSTORMS

8

CLOWNS

20

BLACK CATS

4

SPIDERS/BUGS

18

SNAKES

3

GHOSTS/MONSTERS

13








Name something kids do to Santa that made him decide long ago to never have children.
 

88

PULL HIS BEARD

21

HIT/KICK HIM

7

PEE/POOP ON HIM

21

SIT/JUMP ON LAP

5

CRY/TANTRUM

19

MOCK/"HEY FAT BOY"

4

ASK FOR TOO MUCH

11








In an all-nude orchestra, what instrument leaves a man the most exposed?
 

87

FLUTE/PICCOLO

43

TROMBONE

4

VIOLIN

18

TRIANGLE

3

TRUMPET

11

HARMONICA

3

TUBA

5








After fifty years of marriage, name something about grandma that still turns grandpa on.
 

87

1-TOOTH SMILE/FACE

35

PERSONALITY/MISCHIEF

5

HER COOKING

23

SLOPPY KISSES

3

BOD/PANCAKE BUTT

13

GRAVELLY VOICE

3

HER LOVE/HEART

5








Name something a married couple gets to protect both of them.
 

87

INSURANCE

34

CONDOM/PETER PARKA

7

.44 MAGNUM/GUN

17

PRENUP

6

CHIHUAHUA/DOG

11

DIVORCE

3

ALARM SYSTEM

9








Name an occasion a married man looks forward to because he can flirt with other women.
 

87

PARTY

32

HIS DIVORCE

5

WEDDING

29

SWINGERS' LOVE-IN

4

BOYS' NIGHT AT BAR

8

WIFE'S FUNERAL

3

CLASS REUNION

6








Name something you'd do if your grandpa showed up at your pool party wearing a Speedo.
 

87

LEAVE/HIDE

28

LOOK AWAY/GOUGE EYES

5

LAUGH/SMILE

26

PICS/INSTAGRAM

4

GAG/PUKE

11

CRY/SCREAM

47

COVER HIM/GET TRUNKS

9








If Fruit of the Loom made edible underwear, what fruit might they taste like?
 

87

BERRY/DINGLEBERRY

25

GRAPE

13

CHERRY

15

LEMON

3

APPLE

14

ORANGE

3

BANANA

14








Name a question a woman doesn't like to be asked on a first date.
 

86

AGE/YOU LEGAL?

39

INCOME?

4

YOUR PLACE OR MINE?

13

HAVE/WANT KIDS?

3

WEIGHT/DIETING?

12

MARRY ME?

3

# OF LOVERS/EXES?

12








We asked 100 married people...
What's the biggest mistake you made at your wedding?
 

86

GOT SLOSHED

30

TOO MANY GUESTS

7

SAID "I DO"

20

INVITED EX

2

SPENT TOO MUCH

18

CAKE IN FACE

2

DIDN'T EAT

7








Fill in the blank: If most women are shopaholics, then most men are ______aholics.
 

86

TV-/SPORTS-AHOLICS

29

CAR-AHOLICS

7

ALCOHOLICS

22

SLEEP-AHOLICS

3

WORKAHOLICS

13

VIDEO GAME-AHOLICS

3

SEX-/WOMEN-AHOLICS

9








Name an occupation a man might go into just because what they wear attracts the babes.
 

86

FIREFIGHTER

26

MILITARY

4

PO-PO

17

MODELING

4

STRIPPER/DANCER

16

CONSTRUCTION

4

LIFEGUARD

15








Name a kind of animal you might call someone who did wrong.
 

86

DOG/BEEYATCH

25

PIG

6

JACKASS/DONKEY

22

RAT

6

SKUNK

11

WEASEL

5

SNAKE

11








Your boss just said, "Get out -- you're fired." What might you do before you leave the building?
 

86

PACK/CLEAN DESK

24

"THANKS, BOSS!"

5

TELL OFF/FLIP OFF

23

BYE TO COWORKERS

5

BREAK/THROW STUFF

16

PUNCH/SLAP BOSS

4

STEAL/A SODA

9








We asked 100 married men...
Name something your wife is holding when she says, "You've got some explaining to do."
 

86

BANK/VISA STATEMENT

23

NUDIE FLIX/SEX TAPE

8

A JEZEBEL'S PANTIES

20

RECEIPT/BILL

7

MY PHONE

16

CHICK'S PHONE #

4

STAINED SHIRT/LIPSTICK

8








We asked 100 women...
Name something your fiancé might criticize about you that would make you call off the wedding.
 

85

MY WEIGHT/BOD

52

MY PERSONALITY

5

MY FACE

9

MY FAMILY/MOM

5

MY SPENDING

6

I CHEAT/WITH GALS

3

MY SMARTS

5








Fill in the blank: Helen stole two ______s from a supermarket by putting them in her big, oversized bra.
 

85

MELONS

48

ORANGES

4

GRAPEFRUITS

14

BREAD LOAVES/BUNS

3

STEAKS

8

HAMS

3

APPLES

5








Fill in the blank: The nurse was fired for making patients undress just to give them a what?
 

85

SHOT IN THE ARM

39

EYE EXAM

5

PILL/ASPIRIN

22

MASSAGE/RUB

3

BLOOD PRESS. TEST

8

BEDPAN

3

TEMPERATURE CHECK

5








Name an animal costume a farmer's wife might put on just to get his attention.
 

85

LACTATING COW

39

BUNNY RABBIT

4

SHEEP/LAMB

15

FOX

4

CHICKEN/ROOSTER

12

HORSE

3

PIG/HOG

8








Name something a girlfriend has that she might make her boyfriend kiss.
 

85

HOT WET SMACKERS

33

HER HAND

7

HER PET/KITTY

15

JUGS/PEPPERONI NIPS

7

HER BUTT

11

A BOO-BOO

5

HER FEET

7








Name something you might do if you're positive no one is looking.
 

85

PICK/BLOW NOSE

32

EAT/ENTIRE HAM

4

SCRATCH/PICK WEDGIE

26

DANCE

3

FART/IN SAUNA

11

BURP

3

PEE/POO/IN A JAR

6








Name something specific you do when you get caught in a lie.
 

85

BLUSH

28

CONFESS

6

LIE MORE/DENY

18

GRIN/MANIACAL LAUGH

6

"SORRY"/FEEL BAD

15

AVOID EYE CONTACT

5

STUTTER

7








Where did you have your first make out session?
 

84

CAR/TRUCK

41

BEDROOM/DORM

4

MOVIE THEATER

12

WOODS/MTN.

4

SCHOOL/PROM

11

AT A PARTY

3

PARK/PLAYGROUND

9








Name a kind of dog you might start to look like when you get old.
 

84

BULLDOG

38

SHAR-PEI

4

PUG

17

BLOODHOUND

3

BASSET HOUND

10

MUTT

3

POODLE

9








Name something at work you'd be surprised your boss charged you to use.
 

84

BATHROOM/T.P.

33

COFFEE MAKER

5

PHONE

21

STAPLER

5

PEN/PENCIL

8

COPIER

5

COMPUTER

7








Name a place you'd be embarrassed to tell your Uber driver to drop you off.
 

84

DOCTOR/STD CLINIC

30

HO HOUSE

4

STRIP JOINT

22

BAR/CLUB

4

TRIXIE'S TOY SHOP

13

AA MEETING

3

PRISON/JAIL

8








Name something that a guy does when he's stoned that for a dog is normal behavior.
 

84

WHIZ OUTSIDE

30

LICK/HIMSELF

8

NAP/ON FLOOR

17

DROOL/SLOBBER

6

BARK/HOWL

9

SNIFF/BUTTS

5

PIG OUT

9








We asked 100 women...
Name a reason you'd dump a guy.
 

84

TOTAL MAN-WHORE

27

LAZY/NO AMBITION

7

BIG LIAR

16

NEEDY/CLINGY

5

MEAN/RUDE

16

BORING/NO HUMOR

3

POOR/ONLY $500K

10








When a boy is on Santa's lap, what would he ask for that would make Santa wonder, "How old is this kid?"
 

84

CAR/TRUCK

24

GIRFLFRIEND/DATE

11

PLAYBOY/XXX FLICK

15

PHONE

5

STOCKS/STOCK TIP

14

BAR/BOOZE

3

BOOTY/A HO-HO-HO

12








Name a creature that a nudist might worry will crawl into his bottom.
 

84

SPIDER

23

CENTIPEDE

3

SNAKE/20-FT. PYTHON

21

CRAB

3

ANT

17

SCORPION

3

WORM

14








Name something a supermodel might have that's thick.
 

83

HAIR

52

EGO

3

WALLET

10

BRAIN/HEAD

3

LIPS/LIKE STEVE

8

BOOTY

3

LEGS/THIGHS

4








Name the worst place to spend your wedding night.
 

83

JAIL/WITH BUBBA

37

CAR/TRAFFIC

4

PARENTS'/IN-LAWS'

28

HOURLY MOTEL

3

AIRPORT

4

HOSPITAL

3

HOME

4








You like to make money. Name something you don't like to make.
 

83

FOOD/MICROWAVE

28

ENEMIES

8

TROUBLE/FUSS

16

DEBT/BILLS

7

A MESS

11

MISTAKES

4

THE BED

9








The wedding got off to a bad start when the bride walked down the aisle holding what?
 

83

GUN/WEAPON

27

BALL & CHAIN/CUFFS

4

OTHER MAN'S HAND

20

A PRENUP

4

DEAD/BLACK FLOWERS

15

PHONE/TO EAR

3

BABY/PREGNANT BELLY

10








Name something of hers a wife might tell her husband to get out of.
 

83

HER PURSE

25

THE HOUSE

9

HER PANTIES/CLOTHES

20

THE BED/BEDROOM

3

HER CAR

14

HER BATHROOM

3

THE KITCHEN

9








Fill in the blank: I cannot tell a lie: I have the worst-looking ______.
 

83

FACE/TEETH

25

POOPER

7

FEET/TOES

19

SPOUSE/FAMILY

6

GUT/WAIST

12

HANDS/FINGERS

6

HAIR

8








Candy is dandy. Liquor is quicker. But what food gets you in the mood?
 

83

CHOCOLATE

24

CAKE

6

OYSTERS/SEAFOOD

23

PIZZA

6

MEAT/POLISH SAUSAGE

10

ICE CREAM

5

FLESHY PEACH/FRUIT

9








Name a word starting with the letter T that you might use to describe a kiss.
 

82

TENDER

33

TANTALIZING

6

TASTY

17

TONGUE

5

TINGLY

9

TERRIBLE

5

TERRIFIC

7








The dog lover and her dog dress alike. But who wants to see a chihuahua wearing a what?
 

82

DRESS/SKIRT

31

BRA/FOR 8 NIPPLES

6

PINK THONG

15

CROP TOP/SHIRT

4

TUTU

12

PAIR OF HEELS

4

BIKINI/SWIMSUIT

10








Name a place a gold digger goes looking to score.
 

82

VEGAS/CASINO

21

CRUISE SHIP/YACHT

5

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

21

WEDDING/PARTY

5

GOLF/COUNTRY CLUB

19

MOUNTAIN/MINE

3

RETIREMENT HOME

8








Name something belonging to his lady love that a man might wear so he can feel close to her.
 

82

PANTIES/THONG

18

PERFUME

12

SHIRT/CROP TOP

15

ROBE

5

RING/JEWELRY

15

BRA

4

SCARF

13








Name something belonging to their ex that an angry person might use as a pooper scooper.
 

81

CLOTHES/SILK SHIRT

42

PHONE

4

TOOTHBRUSH

13

GOLF CLUB

4

PHOTO/WEDDING PIC

7

SPOON/SPATULA

4

BRUSH/COMB

7








I wish I had a pair of magic underwear that could make me what?
 

81

THINNER

34

SEXY/IRRESISTIBLE

8

YOUNGER

10

BIGGER

6

INVISIBLE

10

RICH

4

FLY LIKE A BIRD

9








Grandma said, "Hee hee -- gramps still hasn't figured out that I keep my marijuana stash in my" what?
 

81

NIGHTSTAND

27

PANTIES I'M WEARING

6

BRA

23

SEWING BOX

4

PURSE/WALLET

10

FOOD CONTAINER

4

JEWELRY BOX

7








If the world were ending tomorrow, what would you blow all your savings on today?
 

81

VACAY/DISNEY WORLD

27

GAMBLING/LOTTERY

7

FOOD/SIZZLER

23

CLOTHES/SHOES

4

BOOZE

9

HOT HO/GIGOLO

3

CAR/TRUCK

8








We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd do if your sister started dating the man that dumped you.
 

81

TALK/WARN HER

27

KICK THE HO'S ARSE

6

DEAD TO ME/IGNORE

16

WISH HER LUCK

6

YELL/RAISE HELL

13

LAUGH/CELEBRATE

5

CRY/FEEL HURT

8








Name something women make men do to prove their love.
 

79

BUY GIFTS/CAR

33

DATE

6

PROPOSE/MARRY

15

KISS/PDA

5

SAY IT/ON FACEBOOK

10

MASSAGE FEET

4

CLEAN/DISHES

6








If Disney made a horror movie, which popular character might they turn into a psycho?
 

79

MICKEY MOUSE

23

DONALD DUCK

9

GOOFY

15

TINKER BELL

4

CINDERELLA

13

PINOCCHIO

4

SNOW WHITE

11








Name a place you hate going that might be more tolerable if you smoke pot first.
 

78

DENTIST/DR./E.R.

27

THEATER/OPERA

6

WORK

15

CHURCH

5

IN-LAWS' HOUSE

12

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

4

STORE/MALL

9








Name a word starting with the letter H that describes Steve Harvey.
 

78

HAPPY

23

HAIRLESS

3

HANDSOME

19

HUMAN

3

HILARIOUS

19

HOT

3

HUMOROUS

8








I could never get so carried away that I'd make love in a what?
 

75

BATHROOM/ON PLANE

26

BOAT/KAYAK

5

CAR/TAXI

24

MOVIE THEATER

4

ELEVATOR

8

CASKET/FUNERAL HOME

3

PARK

5








If Steve Harvey had his own Rat Pack like Sinatra, who would be in it?
 

74

KEVIN HART

29

JIMMY FALLON

2

CHRIS ROCK

19

ELLEN DEGENERES

2

CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER

15

MONTEL WILLIAMS

2

NICK CANNON

5








Name something your mom gave you as a kid that you'd be surprised she gave you now.
 

73

TOY/EASY-BAKE OVEN

28

A BATH

6

KID FOOD/CANDY

15

KISS/FROM GRAVE

5

A SPANKING

8

LECTURE/PEP TALK

3

ALLOWANCE/$$$

8








The good news: You finally found a new roommate. The bad news: You just found out that they do what for a living?
 

70

DISCOUNT ESCORT

16

STRIPPER

8

DRUG DEALER

12

COLLECT GARBAGE

8

MORTICIAN/CORONER

10

MUSIC/PLAY DRUMS

6

SEWAGE CLEANER

10








Name a word starting with S that describes how you look when you're naked.
 

68

SEXY

37

SAD

4

SAGGY

9

SCARY

4

SILLY

6

SKINNY

4

SLOPPY

4








Name a word starting with S that describes most of your underwear.
 

67

SILKY/SILK

17

SIMPLE

7

SOFT

12

STRETCHED/STRETCHY

6

SEXY

12

SMALL

5

SOILED

8








Name a place a man works where it would be hard to meet a nice girl.
 

66

PRISON/JAIL

17

FACTORY/MILL

8

STRIP JOINT

11

COAL MINE

7

CONSTRUCTION SITE

10

SEWER

5

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

8








Name something you'd like to have one of in every room in the house.
 

64

TV

32

WINDOW

3

LIGHT/FLASHLIGHT

10

STASH OF CASH

3

CHAIR/COUCH

8

AIR FRESHENER

3

COMPUTER

5








Where was your favorite place to hang out when you were in high school?
 

64

EATERY

24

HOME

5

FRIEND'S HOUSE

12

BALL FIELD/BLEACHERS

4

PARK

8

LIBRARY/STUDY HALL

4

MALL/STORE

7








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