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Fill in the blank: Just about everyone has had their bottom ______ed at least once. |
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We asked 100 men... |
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Name something a lonely guy sleeps with at night to keep him company. |
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98 |
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Name something a newly divorced woman should get rid of before she starts dating again. |
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98 |
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Fill in the blank: Bob said, "I dated a girl who ______ed like a chicken." |
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98 |
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We asked 100 single men... |
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98 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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98 |
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If an actor is playing a corpse, name something he might accidentally do to ruin the take. |
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98 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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98 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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98 |
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Name something a doctor would be shocked a baby could do right out of the womb. |
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97 |
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Fill in the blank: Nobody wants to hear supermodels complain about what? |
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97 |
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What does a woman hope she has when she runs into the man who dumped her? |
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97 |
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Name something a dog does to you that if your boss did it, you'd sue her. |
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97 |
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Fill in the blank: A wife might tell her husband, "Get out of this house and take your dirty ______ with you." |
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97 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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97 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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97 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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97 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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97 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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97 |
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Name an animal a woman imitates in an attempt to make her voice sound sexy. |
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96 |
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If men got pregnant, what part of pregnancy would they whine about more than women? |
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96 |
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Name something a friend might ask you to take a whiff of to see if it smells disgusting. |
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96 |
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What do you put on a hot dog that a cannibal might put on Snoop Dogg? |
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96 |
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We eat animals. But name an animal that eats us. |
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96 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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96 |
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Name a kind of meat the deli owner's wife might use to make a meat dress. |
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96 |
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Name something a male stripper hopes doesn't break in the middle of his act. |
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95 |
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Name a carnival ride that would be exciting to make love on. |
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95 |
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Tell me a reason a woman might say she likes chubby men. |
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95 |
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Name something you'd hate to see a police officer holding after he checks your trunk. |
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95 |
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Name the first thing you might see when you get to heaven. |
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95 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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95 |
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If a funeral director lost a deceased person's ashes, what might he put in the urn instead? |
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95 |
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After a woman gets home from a great date and looks in the mirror, name something she'd be horrified to see. |
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95 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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95 |
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If Santa Claus smoked marijuana, what might you leave out for him on Christmas Eve? |
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95 |
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Name a card game you'd be surprised to see men playing on poker night. |
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94 |
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Name a reason a woman might not want her husband on her team for "Family Feud." |
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94 |
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Name something that worries you if it starts shaking. |
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94 |
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Name a reason a bride is late to her own wedding. |
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94 |
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When Dorothy returned from Oz, what did she talk about that made her sound insane? |
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94 |
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Name something in a bakery that a baker might nickname his wife's bottom. |
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93 |
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We asked 100 single women... |
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93 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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93 |
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Name something grandma and grandpa do during their happy hour. |
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93 |
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Name something a man might do if his boobs were bigger than his wife's. |
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93 |
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When Jesus comes back, name a Christmas tradition he might find strange. |
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93 |
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If Steve Harvey came over to your home, what would you do to entertain him? |
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93 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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92 |
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Name something you might take an extra one of when going to a nude beach. |
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92 |
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Name a children's game that would be sexy if it were played at a nudist camp. |
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92 |
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Name something a man holds in front of his lap when his zipper breaks in public. |
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92 |
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Harry said, "Whenever I get romantic, my wife starts to" what? |
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92 |
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Name something a man brings home from a trip to Las Vegas that could cause a divorce. |
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92 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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92 |
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Name something an ex-wife might leave on her ex-husband's doorstep when he's not home. |
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92 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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92 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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92 |
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Tell me an animal with three letters in its name that a man can never call his wife. |
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92 |
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Name something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas. |
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92 |
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Name something you're happy to say you've never been bitten by. |
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91 |
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We asked 100 married people... |
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91 |
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Bob said, "My wife's legs are so hairy, it feels like I'm sleeping next to a" what? |
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91 |
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Name something Steve Harvey's wife might say Steve spends a lot of time doing at home. |
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91 |
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There's a dead body in your house. Cops will blame you. What do you do with the body? |
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91 |
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Name something you'd leave on the gravesite of a rich relative who cut you out of their will. |
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91 |
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Name something that should happen to all men who cheat on their wives. |
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90 |
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Name something women do in a sexy way that most men do not. |
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90 |
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If cows could talk, tell me something they might complain about. |
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90 |
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The bridal shower was a flop because the male stripper they hired was too what? |
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90 |
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Name something you might do if your boss wore a Speedo to work. |
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90 |
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When you die, what would you want to have at your service that puts the "fun" in "funeral"? |
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90 |
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Name something men do that can turn any girlfriend into a psycho girlfriend. |
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90 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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90 |
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We asked 100 single women... |
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90 |
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Name someone a housewife might turn her attention to if she gets tired of the pool boy. |
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89 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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89 |
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Fill in the blank: Sometimes at work, I fantasize about ______ing my boss. |
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89 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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89 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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89 |
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It's fun to get into a pillow fight. It's not fun if the other person puts what in their pillow? |
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88 |
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Name something in your life you hope you don't have in the afterlife. |
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88 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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88 |
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Name something a man reaches for when his wife says her mom is coming over to visit. |
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88 |
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Name something you can usually tell is fake because it looks so perfect. |
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88 |
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At work, name something that's very unprofessional to do on your desk. |
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88 |
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Name something small that grandpa might store in the cups of one of grandma's old bras. |
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87 |
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Name an animal whose walk is easy to imitate. |
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87 |
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Name something you have now that you wish you had in high school. |
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87 |
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When your mom says, "I don't mean to criticize you," what is she about to criticize? |
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87 |
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It was all fun and games at the family reunion until grandma got drunk and did what? |
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86 |
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Name an animal that women actually like being compared to. |
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86 |
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Name something you'd love to run naked through. |
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85 |
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Name something a wife would never allow her husband to wear to church. |
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85 |
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Name something at a hospital in Beverly Hills that might be made out of gold. |
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85 |
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If Steve Harvey's mustache could talk, name something it might say to him. |
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84 |
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Mrs. Claus just posed for Playboy magazine wearing what? |
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84 |
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Name something a lonely plumber might do with his plunger. |
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84 |
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Name something that people are probably always offering to Steve Harvey. |
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83 |
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Name something you hope someone hands you the minute you get to heaven. |
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83 |
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After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve, name something he tried to stuff in his sack. |
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83 |
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Name something a driving teacher might do after riding with the worst student driver ever. |
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82 |
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You're on death row. It's your last meal. What are you having? |
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81 |
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If you had the body of a kangaroo, what would you carry around in your pouch? |
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81 |
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When you think of your ex, name something it makes you want to do. |
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81 |
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If Steve Harvey were reincarnated, name an animal he'd come back as. |
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81 |
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Name something you'd hate to get into the cranny of your fanny. |
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80 |
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If you had to trade your ears for those of an animal, which would you pick? |
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80 |
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Name a place where you consider everybody there is crazy except you. |
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78 |
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Tell me a breakfast cereal a male stripper might use as a stage name. |
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75 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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74 |
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Name a way a wife might make the case that her husband is like an apple. |
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70 |
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Name something a husband might get his wife for her birthday that would be grounds for divorce. |
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69 |
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