Name a specific part of you that's bigger after the holidays.
 

100

MY BELLY/WAISTLINE

85


MY BUTT

8


MY THIGHS/LEGS

4


MY JOYOUS HEART

3








Give me a word that rhymes with "tattle."
 

100

RATTLE

65


BATTLE

25


CATTLE

6


PRATTLE

4








We asked 100 single women...
Tell me a reason you might nickname your blind date "the magician."
 

100

HE DISAPPEARED

51


MAGIC IN THE SACK

30


MYSTERIOUS/TRICKY

13


HAD MAGICAL DATE/TIME

6








Name something specific a squirrel might do to you if you try to touch his nuts.
 

99

BITE YOU

92


SCREAM AT YOU

3


SCRACTH YOU

2


RUN FROM YOU

2








We asked 100 women...
Name something you wear that no one can see but it makes you feel sexy.
 

99

LINGERIE/SPIKED BRA

91


PERFUME

4


BELLY BUTTON RING

2


UNDERSHIRT/TANK

2








Name a holiday that you might blow a whole paycheck on.
 

99

CHRISTMAS

90


NEW YEAR'S

4


VALENTINE'S DAY

3


FOURTH OF JULY

2








Name a cheap place you'd be surprised a billionaire took a woman on a first date.
 

99

RESTAURANT/COFFEE

88


THE PARK

5


MOVIES/DRIVE-IN

4


BOWLING ALLEY

2








Name a place where people walk down an aisle.
 

99

CHURCH/WEDDING

82


STORE

11


PLANE

3


THEATER

3








If they don't have kids, name something over which a couple might have a custody battle.
 

99

PETS

77


HOUSE

11


MONEY/ALIMONY

6


CAR

5








We asked 100 women...
It irritates you when a guy takes longer to do what than you?
 

99

"GET READY"

76


PEE/BLAST DOOKIES

19


EAT

2


CLEAN/DISHES

2








We asked 100 men...
You could never be a stripper because you don't have what?
 

99

BOD/STIMULUS PKG.

76


TOLERABLE FACE

10


MOVES/RHYTHM

10


THE NERVE

3








We asked 100 women...
Name something Kim Kardashian has that you want.
 

99

WADS OF DOUGH

76


PERFECT HAIR

9


GIANT GLOBES

7


JEWELRY/DIAMONDS

7








Name a fruit with one pit in it.
 

99

PEACH

69


CHERRY

13


PLUM

9


AVOCADO

8








Besides his hands, name a part of his body a man might use to steer a car.
 

99

KNEE/LEG

58


ELBOW/ARM

31


FEET

8


FACE/MOUTH

2








We asked 100 women...
Dear men: If you have man boobs, don't even think about wearing what?
 

99

TANK/TIGHT SHIRT

57


NO SHIRT/JUST SPEEDO

20


BRA

19


THIN/WHITE SHIRT

3








Name something that shakes when an elephant walks.
 

99

GROUND/EARTH

50


HIS BODY/TRUNK

40


FLOOR/HOUSE

5


TREES

4








Name something you couldn't do if you were allergic to water.
 

99

SWIM/SURF

43


BATHE/SHOWER

32


DRINK IT

15


LIVE/EXIST

9








Name something a woman might buy a new pair of before starting a new job.
 

98

SHOES

87


EARRINGS

5


PANTS/JEANS

4


HOSE/STOCKINGS

2








Name a type of opener.
 

98

CAN OPENER

83


BOTTLE OPENER

9


GARAGE DOOR OPENER

4


LETTER OPENER

2








When the grandchildren want treats, they know to look in nana's what?
 

98

HOUSE/COOKIE JAR

80


PURSE

12


EYES, WITH LOVE

4


BRA/CLEAVAGE

2








Name something an old frog might not be able to do as well as a young frog.
 

98

JUMP

74


CROAK

17


CATCH FLY W/ TONGUE

5


BECOME PRINCE/KISS

2








Name a go-to gift for a man to buy his wife when he does something wrong.
 

98

FLOWERS

74


JEWELRY

12


CHOCOLATE/CANDY

9


GIFT CARD/TO SPA

3








Name something you hope you have in your car when you get a flat tire.
 

98

SPARE TIRE

73


JACK/TOOLS

15


PHONE

7


SOMEONE TO CHANGE IT

3








We asked 100 men...
Name someone who's always asking you when you're going to get married.
 

98

PARENTS

71


GRANDPARENTS

16


AUNT

7


KIDS

4








Name someone specific a woman hopes will approve of the man she's about to marry.
 

98

HER FATHER

56


HER MOTHER

35


HER BFF

4


HER KIDS

3








We asked 100 single people...
Fill in the blank: On some dates, you've felt like saying, "Less talk, more ______."
 

98

ACTION/GETTIN' FRESH

56


EATING

27


DRINKING

12


LISTENING/ATTENTION

3








Name an animal that hopes the farmer is a vegetarian.
 

98

COW/BULL

43


HOG

32


CHICKEN

17


RABBIT

6








Fill in the blank: A pothead might say that he's higher than a ______.
 

97

A KITE

87


A CLOUD/THE SKY

6


A PLANE

2


A GIRAFFE

2








Santa must have had a good year, because instead of a sleigh, he's riding in what?
 

97

PIMP CAR/TRUCK

87


PLANE

5


ROCKET/SPACESHIP

3


YACHT

2








Name a sport that you think most men would say is their favorite to watch.
 

97

FOOTBALL

85


BASEBALL

6


BASKETBALL

3


WRESTLING/FEMALE!

3








We asked 100 women...
Name something you used to do to your teddy bear that you now do to your man.
 

97

HUG/SPOON

80


SLEEP WITH

8


KISS HIM

7


RUB/PET HIM

2








Name a sport where the ball might land in the water.
 

97

GOLF

76


WATER POLO

10


BEACH VOLLEYBALL

7


BASEBALL

4








Fill in the blank: It's ______ outside.
 

97

COLD/FREEZING

74


HOT/WARM

13


RAINING

6


DARK

4








Name something that gets blocked up.
 

97

PLUMBING/TOILET

73


NOSE/SINUS

14


ROAD/TRAFFIC

6


BOWELS

4








Name a fruit you'd want on your head if someone was going to shoot it with an arrow.
 

97

WATERMELON

73


PINEAPPLE

10


APPLE/I'M TRADITIONAL

8


PUMPKIN

6








We asked 100 married men...
Pretend you're single again. Where would you go tonight?
 

97

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

66


MOVIE/PLAY

15


STRIP JOINT

14


HOME/TO BED

2








Name something people quit.
 

97

THEIR JOB

47


SMOKING

46


SCHOOL

2


A DIET

2








Name an animal that can be bright yellow.
 

96

CANARY/BIRD

86


FROG

4


SNAKE

3


GIRAFFE

3








Name something you put on pancakes.
 

96

SYRUP

78


BUTTER

12


FRUIT/BERRIES

4


POWDERED SUGAR

2








No kid wants to trick-or-treat at a house that gives away what healthy snack?
 

96

FRUIT/APPLES

72


CARROTS/VEGGIES

19


GRANOLA/BARS

3


TRAIL MIX

2








Name something a goldfish might be happy that you just put in his little bowl.
 

96

FOOD/WORM

70


FISH PAL/HOT GAL

18


FRESH WATER

5


LITTLE CASTLE

3








Name something you do at a party on Saturday that you repent for at church on Sunday.
 

96

GET SLOSHED

65


SEX/PASTOR'S WIFE

22


SWEAR

7


GOSSIP/SPREAD LIES

2








I hate coming home after a hard day at work and having to do what?
 

96

CLEAN/LAUNDRY

59


COOK

32


MORE WORK

3


EXERCISE

2








Name something husbands and wives fight for control of.
 

96

FINANCES

54


TV REMOTE

35


THE THERMOSTAT

5


COVERS/BLANKETS

2








We asked 100 married women...
Your husband is hooked up to a lie detector. Go ahead -- ask him a question.
 

96

YOU A MAN HO?

53


DO YOU LOVE ME?

27


EVER BEEN A DRUGGIE?

10


FIND ME SEXY?

6








Name a reason you're seeing stars.
 

96

HURT/DIZZY/FAINTED

52


NIGHT/CLEAR SKY

40


I'M IN LOVE!

2


I'M IN HOLLYWOOD!

2








Steve Harvey says, "My Aunt Agnes is so mean, when kids see her coming, they" what?
 

96

RUN/CROSS STREET

48


HIDE

36


SCREAM/CRY

10


PEE/POO SELVES

2








Name something people are always saying they're going to start doing but they never do.
 

95

DIET/EXERCISE

85


QUIT SMOKING

5


SAVING $

3


HELP OTHERS/SELFLESS

2








Name something a caveman might have accidentally burned when he first discovered fire.
 

95

HIS BODY/HAIR

84


HIS CUTE OUTFIT

5


HIS CLUB

3


HIS FOOD

3








Fill in the blank: The fattest part of my body is my ______.
 

95

BELLY/WAIST

70


BOWL'G BALL BOOTY

19


CHEESE THIGHS

4


HEAD

2








We asked 100 men...
Where are you when you hear the words "slow down"?
 

95

CAR/HIGHWAY

65


IN BED

18


EATERY/DINNER

8


AT A BAR

4








Name something about a really bad kiss that can make it seem like the kiss of death.
 

95

BAD/TOILET BREATH

64


WET/SLOBBERY

27


TOO HARD/SUCTION

2


BITE MY LIP

2








It might be okay for Santa Claus, but what about him wouldn't be sexy on the average man?
 

95

JELLY BELLY

64


BEARD

22


THAT OUTFIT/HAT

7


ROSY CHEEKS/FACE

2








Name an animal that has really big babies.
 

95

ELEPHANT

63


HIPPO

20


WHALE

9


RHINO

3








We asked 100 women...
Where does your man go that you'd hate if every woman there knew his name?
 

95

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

50


STRIP JOINT

39


GYM

3


STORE/LINGERIE SHOP

3








These days, name something people can go online and do from home in their underwear.
 

95

SHOP

50


WORK

37


BANK/PAY BILLS

4


SCHOOL

4








At a nudist football game, the players might still be wearing what?
 

95

HELMETS

45


CUPS/JOCKS

32


SHOES

16


SOCKS

2








Name something an actress might be on.
 

95

TV/MOVIE SCREEN

45


DRUGS/MEDS

29


STAGE/BROADWAY

18


A DIET

3








We asked 100 women...
Name something specific of Leonardo DiCaprio's that you'd like to hold.
 

95

HIS BILLIONS/WALLET

41


HIS HAND

35


HIS OSCAR

17


HIS HAIR

2








Name something that rabbits just love to do.
 

95

HOP

34


BOINK/MULTIPLY

33


EAT/CARROTS

23


BURROW/DIG HOLE

5








Name something a woman slips into.
 

94

CLOTHES/SHOES

76


BED

7


BATHTUB

6


MOOD/2ND PERSONALITY

5








Name something people hope will be fast and painless.
 

94

DENTAL/MEDICAL

59


DEATH

30


WAXING/CHEST HAIR

3


DMV

2








Fill in the blank: Dear Mr. Steve Harvey, please buy me a new ______.
 

94

CAR/TRUCK

55


HOUSE

34


WARDROBE/SUIT

3


TV

2








Name something a man can't drive past without slowing down to look at.
 

94

HOT BABES/IN BIKINIS

55


PIMP CARS

26


AN ACCIDENT

11


BILLBOARD/SIGN

2








Name something a farmer has in his barn that you don't have in your garage.
 

94

TRACTOR

49


ANIMALS

33


HAY/GRAIN

10


PITCHFORK

2








Name something a cowboy might bring into a bar that could get him in trouble.
 

94

GUN

48


HORSE

41


COW/BULL

3


LASSO

2








Name a phrase that starts with the word "shut."
 

94

SHUT UP

46


...THE FRONT DOOR

35


...YOUR MOUTH

7


SHUTDOWN/...IT DOWN

6








If the police had a retreat at a nudist colony, name something they might still be wearing.
 

94

GUN/GUN BELT

46


BADGE

27


HAT

18


HANDCUFFS

3








Fill in the blank: I need a long ______.
 

94

VACATION

45


NAP/REST

39


BATH/SHOWER

6


WALK

4








Name the worst thing to run out of when you're camping in the wilderness.
 

94

TOILET PAPER

44


FOOD/WATER

37


MATCHES/FIRE/WOOD

8


BUG SPRAY

5








Name one of the seven dwarfs that would have a good chance of getting a job in politics.
 

94

DOPEY

44


DOC

22


GRUMPY

22


HAPPY

6








Name a superhero whose costume would make it difficult for him to make out with a woman.
 

94

SPIDER-MAN

38


BATMAN

28


IRON MAN

23


DEADPOOL

5








What does Santa do when he returns to the North Pole Christmas morning?
 

93

SLEEP/REST

79


BREAKFAST/COCOA

6


GET SLOSHED

5


HUG/KISS THE MRS.

3








Name an animal on Noah's Ark that took up lots of space.
 

93

ELEPHANT

76


HIPPO

10


RHINO

4


PEOPLE/FAT NOAH

3








Every parent would love to say, "My kid just got accepted to" what specific school?
 

93

HARVARD

76


YALE

9


MIT

5


NOTRE DAME

3








Name something you'd love to hear a fortune-teller say will happen to you next year.
 

93

GET RICH/LOTTO

72


HEALTHY/FEWER STD'S

9


FIND LOVE

9


NEW CAR

3








When you were a child, who did you think was the smartest person in the world?
 

93

MY PARENTS

71


ALBERT EINSTEIN

9


MY TEACHER

7


MY GRANDPARENTS

6








Name an animal that the farmer's little children love to ride.
 

93

PONY/HORSE

71


DONKEY/MULE

9


SHEEP/LAMB

7


GOAT

6








We asked 100 married women...
If you weren't around, tell me the first thing your husband would stop doing.
 

93

CLEANING/LAUNDRY

67


BATHING/SHOWERING

18


COOKING

5


COMPLAINING

3








Birds do it. Bees do it. Name a creature that does it even more than they do it.
 

93

RABBITS

67


HUMANS/MY EX

16


DOGS

6


MONKEYS/APES

4








Name something that's fun to make.
 

93

COOKIES/FOOD

66


WHOOPEE/BABIES

21


CRAFTS/ART

3


MONEY

3








Fill in the blank: You should trust your ______.
 

93

GUT/SELF/HEART

65


SPOUSE/MATE

20


DOCTOR

4


MOTHER

4








Name a state that might someday fall into the ocean.
 

93

CALIFORNIA

63


FLORIDA

22


HAWAII

6


NEW YORK

2








Name a kind of implant.
 

93

BREAST

63


TOOTH/DENTAL

19


HEART/PACEMAKER

8


COCHLEAR/EAR

3








A single guy might want to rent an apartment within walking distance of what?
 

93

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

62


STRIP JOINT

17


RESTAURANT

9


STORE/LIQUOR SHOP

5








When a magician proposes to a woman, what might he pull the ring out of?
 

93

HAT

61


EAR/BEHIND EAR

23


THIN AIR

5


BUTT/THE RABBIT'S

4








We asked 100 men...
Tell me something you'll have more of when you get divorced.
 

93

TIME/FREEDOM

60


HONEYS/SEX

16


MONEY

14


BLUES/SADNESS

3








Name someone grandpa might show his colonoscopy pictures to.
 

93

GRANDMA

57


KIDS/GRANDKIDS

22


BUDDIES

8


ANOTHER DOCTOR

6








Fill in the blank: A wife might tell her husband, "Today, it's your turn to ______."
 

93

CLEAN/DISHES

51


COOK

32


WALK/FEED DOG

5


TAKE OUT TRASH

5








Name something rich people hire other people to carry for them.
 

93

LUGGAGE

49


GOLF CLUBS

19


GROCERY/SHOP'G BAG

14


THEIR KIDS

11








Name someone it's acceptable to text when you're on a date.
 

93

MOM/DAD

48


YOUR KIDS

25


BEST FRIEND

13


BABYSITTER

7








Name something a man sees his wife buying that makes him think she's planning on killing him.
 

93

GUN

42


KNIFE/MACHETE

25


POISON/ANTIFREEZE

22


LIFE INSURANCE

4








We asked 100 single women...
You hope the ring your fiancé gives you will be what?
 

93

A REAL DIAMOND

41


HUUUGE!

26


BEAUTIFUL/SPARKLY

21


THE CORRECT SIZE

5








Name something that is sexier when it's in black.
 

93

LINGERIE/NIGHTIE

39


DRESS/SKIRT

36


CAR

13


PERSON

5








Name something broke students eat a lot of.
 

92

RAMEN/SOUP

82


PIZZA

4


PEANUT BUTTER/PBJ

4


BEANS

2








Name something there might be six or more of in your kitchen.
 

92

DISHES/UTENSILS

77


POTS & PANS

5


EGGS

5


BEERS

5








Name an animal they tell you "never run away from" that you'd run away from anyway.
 

92

BEAR

73


LION/MTN. LION

10


DOG

6


TIGER

3








Name a piece of sporting equipment that you swing.
 

92

BASEBALL BAT

72


GOLF CLUB

13


TENNIS RACKET

4


ROPE/LASSO

3








Name someone who'd better not mess with grandma now that she has a black belt in karate.
 

92

GRANDPA

66


CROOK/SCAMMER

17


GRANDCHILDREN

7


IN-LAWS

2








Name something a man might have on the side.
 

92

BABE

65


FOOD/FRIES

14


WEAPON/SHEATH

7


2ND JOB/HUSTLE

6








The day after the wild poker party, I found a chip in my what?
 

92

BRA/CLOTHES

65


BOD/FAT ROLLS

13


FOOD/DRINK/DISH

11


TOILET

3








Fill in the blank: A man might be intimidated by a woman with a better what?
 

92

JOB/SALARY

57


BRAIN/IQ

21


CAR

7


BODY/BICEP

7








We asked 100 men...
What's the most fun you have with your clothes on?
 

92

PLAY SPORTS/POOL

56


WATCH TV/MOVIES

15


LISTEN TO/PLAY MUSIC

12


EATING

9








Fill in the blank: A man might tell his wife, "Go ahead and leave me. But take ______ with you."
 

92

THE CATS/PETS

49


THE KIDS

33


YOUR MOTHER

6


THE BILLS

4








Fill in the blank: I'm in the mood for ______.
 

92

LOVE/SEXY TIME

49


FOOD/CHOCOLATE

31


A STIFF DRINK

8


SLEEP/A NAP

4








We asked 100 married men...
Sometimes your wife is as sweet as sugar, and other times she's as sour as what?
 

92

A LEMON

46


VINEGAR

25


A GRAPE

11


A PICKLE

10








If Mrs. Claus kicked Santa out of the house, where might he spend the night?
 

92

BARN/WITH VIXEN

44


ELF'S PAD/WORKSHOP

37


THE SLEIGH

8


IN AN IGLOO

3








While he was in Russia, name something an American diplomat might worry was bugged.
 

92

HIS PHONE

43


HOTEL/ROOM

42


HIS CAR

4


EMBASSY/OFFICE

3








Name something you like in your brownies.
 

92

NUTS

43


CHOCOLATE/CHIPS

38


WEED/HASH

7


CARAMEL

4








Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is known for his what?
 

92

MUSCLES/BODY

41


WRESTLING

26


ACTING/MOVIES

20


RAISED EYEBROW

5








Name something that, if a man forgets, his wife will hold against him for the rest of his life.
 

92

ANNIVERSARY

40


BIRTHDAY

35


NOT TO CHEAT

12


HER NAME

5








After a crazy night out, you might wake up with a what?
 

91

HANGOVER/HEADACHE

75


NEW LOVER

10


HICKEY

3


BAD TASTE/DRY MOUTH

3








A fisherman would be surprised if you got him what kind of pole for his birthday?
 

91

STRIPPER POLE

66


NEW FISHING POLE

16


FLAG POLE

6


VAULTING POLE

3








Name something a woman has that's perky.
 

91

BOOBIES

66


PERSONALITY/'TUDE

15


NOSE

5


SMILE/MOUTH

5








Name something specific a man might practice taking off with his teeth.
 

91

PANTIES/LINGERIE

63


BEER CAP/CAN TAB

14


GLOVES

8


SHIRT

6








We asked 100 men...
I like a woman who likes to play what?
 

91

GAMES/STRIP POKER

62


SPORTS/WRESTLING

17


ROUGH/DIRTY

6


THE FLUTE/MUSIC

6








Name something of yours that you wish was more flexible.
 

91

MY BODY/KNEES

60


TIME/WORK SCHEDULE

23


MY SPOUSE/MATE

4


MY MIND/OPINIONS

4








Give me a word that rhymes with "Spanky."
 

91

HANKY

48


CRANKY

24


LANKY

13


PANKY

6








Tell me a reason you've got a sore toe.
 

90

STUBBED/KICKED

64


TIGHT SHOES

16


GOUT

6


DROPPED SOMETHING ON

4








We asked 100 women...
I love my best friend, but she has no taste when it comes to what?
 

90

MEN

60


CLOTHES/SHOES

18


FOOD/EATERIES

7


MUSIC

5








Fill in the blank with one word: Knock ______.
 

90

KNOCK KNOCK

56


KNOCKOUT

13


KNOCK DOWN

12


KNACKWURST

9








If you went as a shark for Halloween, name something specific you'd have hanging out of your mouth.
 

90

PERSON/LIMB

55


FISH

16


MASSIVE TEETH

15


FISH HOOK

4








We asked 100 men...
Name something of yours that will never be good enough for your mother.
 

90

MY SPOUSE/MATE

38


JOB/SALARY

35


MY WEIGHT/BODY

9


MY HOUSE

8








We asked 100 married women...
Fill in the blank: I wish my husband had a better ______.
 

90

PERSONALITY/'TUDE

37


JOB/WORK SCHEDULE

31


BODY

13


FASHION SENSE

9








Name someone a five-year-old might call when he's mad at his parents.
 

89

GRANDPARENTS

71


POLICE/911

10


SANTA

5


FRIEND

3








If you could have one part of your body never age, which one would you choose?
 

89

FACE/EYES

71


BRAIN

8


BOOBS

6


HEART

4








You know you're not getting a raise if your boss just got a new what?
 

89

CAR/TRUCK

70


HOUSE/VILLA

9


TROPHY WIFE/BOY TOY

6


YACHT

4








Name something in your home that gets wasted.
 

89

FOOD/SODA

68


WATER/ICE

10


PAPER TOWELS/NAPKINS

6


ME/MY LUSH KID

5








We asked 100 women...
Name something your best friend stole from you that has now made her dead to you.
 

89

MY MAN

65


MONEY

16


BOOK/TWILIGHT SERIES

4


CLOTHES

4








You know you must be really tired if you fall asleep sitting on the what?
 

89

TOILET

62


COUCH/CHAIR

21


AMUSEMENT RIDE

3


DRIVER'S SEAT/FREEWAY

3








At the supermarket, name a food that's too cold to steal by hiding it in your underwear.
 

89

ICE CREAM/POPSICLES

58


MEAT/POULTRY

21


FROZEN VEGGIES

5


FROZEN PIZZA

5








We asked 100 married men...
Name the last place you want to go to on the weekend.
 

89

STORE/MALL

52


WORK

19


IN-LAWS'

15


BAR/NIGHTCLUB

3








Name someone that you have to pretend to like whether you do or not.
 

89

BOSS/COWORKER

42


FAMILY/IN-LAW

37


POLITICIAN

7


TEACHER

3








Name an occasion when you might be asked to get up and say a few words.
 

89

WEDDING

42


FUNERAL/WAKE

37


RETIREMENT

6


CHURCH SERVICE

4








Name someone that if you could read their mind, it sure would cut down on arguments.
 

88

SPOUSE/MATE

74


MOM/DAD

5


SIBLING

5


BOSS

4








Name a profession where you'd hate to be their very first customer.
 

88

SURGEON/DENTIST

68


HAIRSTYLIST

11


UNDERTAKER

6


TATTOO ARTIST

3








Name something specific you stop doing when you see the boss is looking at you.
 

88

USING PHONE/WEB

68


SNOOZING

10


EAT'G/CHEW'G GUM

6


PICKING NOSE

4








Fill in the blank: All people should have a second ______.
 

88

CHANCE

67


CAR

11


JOB/INCOME

7


LIFE

3








Snoop Dogg might never go anywhere without his what?
 

88

BLUNT/SUPPLIES

67


POSSE/SECURITY

10


JEWELRY/CHAINS

6


SUNGLASSES

5








Name something you wouldn't want to put in your mouth after it's been in someone else's.
 

88

GUM/CANDY/FOOD

66


TOOTHBRUSH

13


ANYTHING

6


CIGARETTE

3








Fill in the blank: You should never go to bed ______.
 

88

ANGRY

57


HUNGRY/THIRSTY

21


W/O BRUSHING TEETH

5


SAD

5








If you had a lot of money, who would be a lot nicer to you?
 

88

SPOUSE/FAMILY

49


EVERYONE

25


FRIENDS

11


BOSS/COWORKER

3








If you're driving in the country, name an animal you might have to share the road with.
 

88

DEER

49


COW

23


HORSE

14


SHEEP

2








Name a place where you might be in hot water.
 

88

SPA/HOT TUB

48


SHOWER/BATH

24


HOT SPRINGS

11


WORK

5








The good news: you started a new job. The bad news: your desk is right next to what?
 

88

THE CRAPPER

44


THE BOSS

34


KITCHEN/WATER COOLER

7


COPIER/PRINTER

3








After a divorce, what might a woman throw into the fireplace and laugh while it burns?
 

88

MARRIAGE LICENSE

35


PICS

35


CLOTHES/DRESS

15


HIS SPORTS EQUIP.

3








Name someone who looks at you like a human ATM machine.
 

87

KIDS/GRANDKIDS

69


SPOUSE/MATE

12


MOOCH FRIEND

3


IRS/UNCLE SAM

3








Name someone who might tell you to put your hands in the air.
 

87

THE PO-PO

65


ROBBER

10


DJ

8


SINGER/SPRINGSTEEN

4








We asked 100 women...
Before you marry a man, you might like to see a copy of his what?
 

87

FINANCES/FICO

58


BIRTH CERTIFICATE

13


DIVORCE PAPERS

8


CRIMINAL RECORD

8








Fill in the blank: Sleep in the ______.
 

87

NUDE/BUFF

55


BED/BEDROOM

23


CAR

5


DARK

4








Name something or someone that's made of dough.
 

87

PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY

48


BREAD/ROLL

28


COOKIE/GINGERBREAD

6


PIZZA

5








Name something on a golf course that an alligator might eat.
 

87

GOLFER/PERSON

40


GOLF BALL

37


BIRD/DUCK

7


RABBIT

3








Name a place that plain people go to to become beautiful people.
 

87

BEAUTY SALON

36


SPA/FOR WEIGHT LOSS

24


PLASTIC SURGEON

23


DARK BAR/CLUB

4








Fill in the blank: Never wake a sleeping ______.
 

87

BEAR

33


BABY/CHILD

25


DOG

21


GIANT

8








Name a board game that you've almost come to blows with the person you played against.
 

86

MONOPOLY

71


SCRABBLE

7


CHESS

4


RISK

4








There's a million-to-one chance that what will happen to you?
 

86

WIN LOTTO/GET RICH

64


STRUCK BY LIGHTNING

16


DROP DEAD TODAY

4


MARRY/A 4TH TIME

2








It's 11:59 p.m. on New Year's Eve. The countdown begins. What do you reach for?
 

86

BUBBLY/BEVERAGE

49


SPOUSE/MATE

29


THE REMOTE

5


PHONE

3








Name someone who gets paid to cut things.
 

86

BARBER/BEAUTICIAN

47


BUTCHER

25


GARDENER

8


TAILOR/SEAMSTRESS

6








Name an animal that if it sat on you, it would probably kill you.
 

85

ELEPHANT

72


LION

6


SNAKE/COBRA

4


HIPPO

S3








Name something a pirate might be embarrassed to admit he's afraid of.
 

85

WATER

69


PARROTS/BIRDS

7


SHARKS

5


SHIPS

4








It gives a man confidence if he's got a lot of what?
 

85

MONEY

62


HAIR

12


MUSCLES/STRENGTH

8


POWER/AUTHORITY

3








Name a place a man goes after a divorce where they'd say, "Long time, no see."
 

85

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

58


STRIP JOINT

19


LAS VEGAS/CASINO

4


HIS EX'S

4








Besides Disneyland, what do tourists want to see when they visit California?
 

85

OCEAN/BEACH

49


HOLLYWOOD/SIGN

26


GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE

6


CELEBS

4








Life can be more enjoyable when you turn on what?
 

85

MUSIC/RADIO

49


TV/FAMILY FEUD

21


MATE/KINKY LOVER

11


"THE CHARM"

4








Name something you might miss while you're traveling overseas.
 

85

MY HOME/BED

38


FAMILY/SPOUSE

36


GOOD EATS/STARBUCKS

7


TV SHOW/C-SPAN

4








Name something at church a man might have in his jacket pocket in case he gets bored.
 

84

PHONE

65


CANDY/MINTS

7


BOOK/MAG

7


RADIO/IPOD

5








Name someone a billionaire hires who his wife makes him choose the ugliest one possible.
 

84

ASSISTANT/RECEPTION

36


MAID

21


NANNY/BABYSITTER

19


MASSEUSE

8








Which country's schoolchildren are the smartest in the world?
 

84

JAPAN

34


CHINA

31


UNITED STATES

14


INDIA

5








Susan said, "When it comes to my body, I got dad's big nose and mom's big" what?
 

83

JUICY PEACH BOOTY

51


MOUTH/RABBIT TEETH

19


CHEST

9


HEART

4








Name something at a bakery that starts with the letter B.
 

83

BREAD

33


BUN

24


BAGEL

21


BUTTER

5








Tell me a place you find yourself when you make bad choices.
 

83

JAIL

31


BAR/NIGHTCLUB

30


HOME/IN FRIDGE

15


CASINO/VEGAS

7








Name someone who always seems to blame you for their own mistakes.
 

83

BOSS/COWORKER

31


SPOUSE/MATE

29


MY KIDS

16


POLITICIANS

7








Name a singer in heaven who probably made 75 million dollars this year.
 

82

MICHAEL JACKSON

47


ELVIS PRESLEY

19


PRINCE

10


WHITNEY HOUSTON

6








Name something you don't like to get too close to.
 

82

CRITTERS

43


PEOPLE/SOURPUSSES

26


FIRE/FLAMES

10


AN EDGE/CLIFF

3








Name a former president who you think would look the best in a thong.
 

82

BARACK OBAMA

40


JOHN F. KENNEDY

24


BILL CLINTON

13


GEORGE WASHINGTON

5








We asked 100 married women...
Name a specific question your husband is smart enough to never ask you.
 

81

WEIGHT/GAIN A FEW?

61


PREGNANT YET?

9


MOW THE LAWN?

7


# OF LOVERS/TODAY

4








Name something specific someone might be referring to when they say "Stick it out."
 

81

TONGUE

53


JOB/BASIC TRAINING

14


PECS/BAZOOKAS

7


SCHOOL

7








In the waiting room in heaven, name something they probably offer you while you're waiting.
 

81

DRINK/BOONE'S FARM

47


ANGEL FOOD/SNACK

21


BIBLE/MAG

7


SEAT/ON CLOUD

6








Name something you'd buy if money grew on trees.
 

81

HOUSE/LAND

41


HOT CAR/LAMBO

24


YACHT/BOAT

8


MORE MONEY TREES!

8








Name something you keep locked up.
 

81

GUN

39


MONEY/COINS

25


JEWELRY

10


PASSPORT

7








Name someone you'd hate to see walk into the room right as you're making fun of them.
 

80

BOSS/COWORKER

44


BAE/LAME-O LOVER

18


FRIEND

11


IN-LAW

7








Tell me the name of an animal you might call one of your friends who's nuts.
 

80

APE/MONKEY

42


SQUIRREL

29


LOON

5


BAT

4








Grandma shocked us by announcing she's training to become a professional what?
 

79

WRESTLER/BOXER

48


STRIPPER/DANCER

23


DRIVER/NASCAR

5


SINGER

3








Name a TV host who always makes you laugh out loud.
 

77

STEVE HARVEY

45


JIMMY FALLON

13


ELLEN

13


DREW CAREY

6








Tell me the most fun U.S. city to live in.
 

70

LAS VEGAS

26


NEW YORK CITY

22


ORLANDO

16


MIAMI

6








Name something you might do a lot more of if you didn't have to work for a living.
 

69

TRAVEL

31


SLEEP

24


GET SLOSHED/BARS

7


SPORTS/FISH

7








Name an occupation that you think should be paid twice what they are now.
 

65

TEACHER

48


POLICE OFFICER

8


STAY-AT-HOME PARENT

5


EMT/PARAMEDIC

4








Name something that you'd hate to find out stopped working right when you need it.
 

65

CAR/BRAKES

39


TOILET/AFTER A DUMP

12


PHONE

10


STOVE/OVEN

4








Name something of her cheating husband's that a wife might give to her brother.
 

64

CLOTHES/ARMANI SUIT

26


ROLEX/JEWELRY

16


CAR/TRUCK

11


HIS HO'S PHONE #

11








If you had a big tomb like King Tut, what would you be buried with?
 

64

MY CAR/TRUCK

22


MY DOG/PETS

21


MY SPOUSE/FAMILY

13


MONEY/GOLD

8








Name a place you've made love and felt guilty about it.
 

55

CAR

22


FAMILY'S HOUSE/BED

22


PARK/PLAYGROUND

7


KITCHEN/TABLE

4








Name something some people have a hard time turning on.
 

54

EACH OTHER

27


TV/REMOTE

12


DVD PLAYER/DVR

9


LAWN MOWER

6








Name some personal information you'd be surprised to see on someone's tombstone.
 

51

CHEATER

19


WEIGHT/300 LBS.

13


SOCIAL SECURITY #

10


ALL 3 SPOUSES

9








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