Name something a guy does to get in good with his girlfriend's dog.
 

100

FEED IT/BONE

78

LET DOG HUMP HIM

2

PET/RUB BELLY

8


TAKE ON WALKS

6


BUY TOY/PLAY FETCH

6








Name a place where you love being naked.
 

100

SHOWER/BATHROOM

61

BEACH

3

BED

29


POOL/AT YMCA

4


HOT TUB

3








In hell, name something the surgeons don't do before they operate on you.
 

100

GIVE ANESTHESIA

51

TRAIN/MED SCHOOL

2

WASH THEIR HANDS

40


PRAY

4


STERILIZE EQUIPMENT

3








Name something a person needs to be a good game show host.
 

99

CHARISMA/HUMOR

83

SMARTS/180 I.Q.

2

BUTTERY VOICE

6


CUTE FACE/SMILE

4


PATIENCE

4








Name someone who has touched your bare bottom.
 

99

MY SWEETIE

68

MY EX

2

OVERBEARING MOM

20


DOC/NURSE

7


BUDDY/1 DRUNKEN NITE

2








Name a part of your lover's body that's always cold.
 

99

FEET/TOES

68

THEIR EVIL HEART

3

HANDS/FINGERS

14


NOSE

11


EARS

3








We surveyed 100 married women...
Fill in the blank: Some days, I'm tempted to ______ my husband.
 

99

SMACK/DECK

44

CARESS/CUDDLE

4

LEAVE/DIVORCE

35


STRANGLE/KILL

9


KISS

7








Name something you'd have to be really unlucky to be struck by.
 

98

LIGHTNING

86

TRAIN

2

CAR/TRUCK

4


AIRPLANE

4


METEOR

2








Name something that might be at the top of a pole.
 

98

FLAG

78

STRIPPER/DANCER

4

EAGLE/BIRD

7


LIGHT

5


BALL/DECORATIVE

4








We asked 100 married men...
Your wife would kill you if you came home from work with what?
 

98

A HOOCHIE

63

A HICKEY

3

LIPSTICK STAIN

17


A NEW CAR

9


STD/ALL OF THEM

6








We asked 100 married men...
If your wife ever decided to kill you, how do you think she'd do it?
 

98

POISON ME

59

HER COOKING

2

SHOOT ME

23


TALK ME TO DEATH

8


STAB ME

6








Name something a cheating husband has to buy two of on Valentine's Day.
 

98

FLOWERS/BOUQUETS

52

DINNERS

2

BOXES OF CANDY

21


GREETING CARDS

20


JEWELRY

3








Name a service someone performs on you while you're sitting down.
 

98

HAIRCUT/STYLE

49

SHOESHINE

3

DENTAL/MEDICAL

21


MANI/PEDI

20


MASSAGE

5








We asked 100 single men...
If your girlfriend were a mermaid, name a good place to take her on a date.
 

98

BEACH/BODY OF WATER

43

HOME/MY WATER BED

2

SEA WORLD/AQUARIUM

24


RED LOBSTER/EATERY

16


POOL

13








If you spied the Easter Bunny delivering Easter eggs, you'd hate to see him pulling the eggs out from where?
 

97

HIS DUMP TRUMPET

76

HIS MOUTH

4

AN ANGRY CHICKEN

7


HIS PANTS/POCKET

6


THE TRASH

4








What expensive thing might you buy that would make your boss think she is paying you too much?
 

97

NEW CAR/TESLA

70

MOTORCYCLE

2

DESIGNER PURSE

15


JEWELRY/WATCH

8


LUNCH/MCDONALD'S

2








Name something a man does on a date if he's an old-fashioned guy.
 

97

OPENS DOORS

64

G'NIGHT KISS/CHEEK

3

PAYS

17


PULLS OUT CHAIR

7


BUYS FLOWERS

6








It's good to take the day off work. It's bad if it's because you have to go where?
 

97

DOC/DENTIST

62

JAIL...AGAIN

3

COURT/JURY DUTY

24


THE DMV

4


A FUNERAL

4








We asked 100 women...
Name the go-to part of your body you use for flirting.
 

97

EYES

60

HAIR

3

TITILLATING TA-TAS

21


MOUTH/SMILE

8


ONION BOOTY

5








Name something about a man's underpants that's different from a woman's panties.
 

97

WINKY FLAP/POUCH

58

WHAT'S INSIDE

3

BIGGER/BOXERS

22


DIRTY

11


FABRIC/LACE

3








We asked 100 single men...
Name something married men have that as far as you're concerned, they can keep it.
 

97

BATTLEAXE MATE

49

A DAD BOD

4

VILE RUGRATS

21


RING

12


DEBT

11








We asked 100 women...
What would you do if a man still hadn't kissed you by the third date?
 

97

WHY?/DIG DUDES?

47

BUY MOUTHWASH

3

LAY ONE ON HIM

28


NOTHING/BE GLAD

10


DUMP HIM

9








Name something both Tarzan and King Kong like to do.
 

97

BEAT CHEST & YELL

46

GRAB HOT BABES

2

SWING AROUND

36


CLIMB

10


LIVE IN JUNGLE

3








We asked 100 women...
Admit it -- you'd love to plant a big, wet kiss on Steve Harvey's what?
 

97

SLICK BALD HEAD

42

THICK STACHE

3

DIMPLED CHEEK

35


SCRUMPTIOUS LIPS

11


OVERFLOWING WALLET

6








We asked 100 married men...
Bad news -- you just died. Worse news -- your wife is doing what?
 

97

HAPPY DANCE/PARTY

39

SELLING MY STUFF

8

DATING/MY BUD

26


SPEND'G/INSURANCE $

15


CRYING

9








Fill in the blank: That earthquake was so strong, it shook grandpa's ______ right off.
 

97

3 TEETH/DENTURES

34

HEARING AID

5

SPECS

23


HAT/CLOTHES

18


TOUPEE

17








Fill in the blank: When the magician's wife caught him cheating, she pulled a ______ out of her hat.
 

96

GUN/WEAPON

67

PIC OF HIM CHEAT'G

2

DIVORCE/LAWYER

23


CONDOM

2


BRA OF HIS TRAMP'S

2








Name something about Mickey Mouse that's different from a mouse you'd find in your house.
 

96

TALKS

60

WALKS ON 2 LEGS

3

WEARS CLOTHES

21


CARTOON/NOT REAL

7


FUN/NOT SCARY

5








Name an S word that a woman loves to hear her man call her.
 

96

SWEET/HEART

51

SUNSHINE

2

SEXY

39


STUNNING

2


SMART

2








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you can criticize about your friends but not your wife.
 

96

WEIGHT/BODY

42

POLITICS

4

COOKING SKILLS

27


CREEPY FACE

12


CLOTHES

11








We asked 100 married women...
Name something you'd like to give your husband when he acts like a child.
 

96

SPANKING/SLAP

40

FOOD/LOLLIPOP

5

TIME OUT

26


PACIFIER/BINKY

20


BOTTLE

5








Name something that gets dumped.
 

95

TRASH

59

CAR/TRUCK

2

MATE/ME

30


FOOD/LEFTOVERS

2


POOP

2








Name a reason a man might like to be Kim Kardashian's baby.
 

95

RICH/SPOILED

47

SEE HER BOOTY

2

MEAL TIME! :-)

41


THE CUDDLES

3


LOVING/NURTURING

2








Name something that might come off of grandma if grandpa kisses her too hard.
 

95

TEETH/DENTURES

47

CLOTHES/PANTIES

3

LIPSTICK/MAKEUP

25


WIG/HAIR

11


GLASSES

9








We asked 100 women...
What would you do if your date said, "The sexiest woman I know is my mother"?
 

94

RUN/BUH-BYE!

83

ASK HIS MOM OUT

2

SMILE POLITELY

4


WORRY/RETHINK DATE

3


GIVE A WEIRD LOOK

2








Name something two hospital patients in the same room might fight over.
 

93

TV/REMOTE

77

THERMOSTAT

3

NURSE'S ATTENTION

6


LIGHT/SHADES OPEN

4


THE BEDS

3








If Mrs. Dracula was mad at her husband, she might do what to his coffin while he was in it?
 

93

SEAL SHUT/LOCK

69

DRIVE STAKES INTO IT

3

BURN IT

12


FILL IT W/ GARLIC

6


DRILL HOLES IN IT

3








Name something you see on the ground that tells you a snowman was here.
 

93

CARROT NOSE

49

FOOTPRINTS/TRACKS

3

MELTED SNOW/WATER

29


HAT/SCARF

6


COAL EYES

6








Name something about his wife a man learns the hard way to never make fun of.
 

92

BOD/MUFFIN TOP

79

CLOTHES/PLAID SKIRT

2

COOKING/MEAT LOAF

5


HORRIBLE HAIR

4


MOOD/MELTDOWN

2








Name a place a woman goes with a plan to land a man.
 

92

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

78

GYM

2

CHURCH

7


SCHOOL

3


WEDDING

2








Name a kind of music you'd be surprised to hear the church organist playing on Sunday.
 

92

RAP/HIP-HOP

45

POP/BRITNEY

2

ROCK & ROLL

33


COUNTRY

6


JAZZ

6








Name something you'd be surprised to find in the trunk of your rental car.
 

91

PERSON/BODY

66

LUGGAGE

4

MONEY

12


GUN/WEAPON

5


DIRTY SHOVEL

4








Name something you'd make sure you had lots of at your "end of the world" party.
 

91

BOOZE/BOXED WINE

55

BIBLES/RELIGION

3

FOOD/DESSERT

15


GUESTS/FAMILY

14


DRUGS

4








Cheese pairs well with fine wine. What food pairs well with fine marijuana?
 

91

CHIPS/CHEETOS

47

TACOS

3

PIZZA

25


BROWNIES

12


TWINKIES/CAKE

4








We asked 100 single men...
I wouldn't want to date a woman who has a lot of what?
 

91

BAGGAGE/DRAMA

41

CATS/PETS

2

CHILDREN

33


DEBT

11


HAIR/ON HER CHEST

4








Larry is so dumb that he didn't know the bag of weed he bought was really what?
 

91

GRASS/LAWN WEEDS

41

EMPTY

2

OREGANO

31


BASIL

13


PARSLEY

4








If a man calls his wife "mother," name something he probably wants her to do for him.
 

90

COOK/CUT HIS FOOD

62

WIPE BUTT/DIAPER HIM

3

LAUNDRY/CLEAN

19


HAVE BABIES

3


SPANK/SCOLD HIM

3








At a bad restaurant, you find a hair in your food. At a really bad restaurant, you find what in your food?
 

90

ROACH/BUG

44

TURD

4

HEAD/BODY PART

23


MOUSE/RAT

11


PONYTAIL/WIG

8








Name a place women get into fights.
 

89

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

65

ROLLER DERBY

3

STORE/ON BLACK FRI.

13


BATHROOM

5


WORK

3








When someone says their dog will eat anything, that includes what?
 

89

FECES PIECES/POOP

47

CAT/ANIMAL

4

SHOES/CLOTHES

20


WIFE'S COOKING

13


HOMEWORK/PAPER

5








If you know what's good for you, name a food you should never fry in the nude.
 

89

BACON

33

TURKEY

4

CHICKEN

24


FRIES/TATERS

24


EGGS

4








Fill in the blank: Admit it -- you might love your ______ more than you do your family.
 

87

DOG/PET

60

FRIENDS

4

CAR/TRUCK

11


YOURSELF

8


JOB

4








Name something grandma might pull out of her cleavage and hand to grandpa.
 

87

TISSUE/HANKY

40

PHONE

2

MOIST MONEY

37


DENTURES

6


MELTED CANDY

2








Name something you do in your underwear.
 

86

SLEEP

48

CLEAN

4

WATCH TV/LOUNGE

14


DANCE

11


GROOM/MAKEUP

9








Fill in the blank: Most men are clueless as to why women like to ______ so much.
 

86

TALK/ARGUE

43

CUDDLE

3

SHOP/SPEND

33


SLEEP

4


PUT ON MAKEUP

3








Name something that gets lit.
 

86

CANDLE

40

LIGHTS

7

PEOPLE/"ME NIGHTLY"

17


CIGARETTE

13


MATCH

9








What's the most illegal thing that you or a friend of yours has ever done?
 

85

DRUGS/DEALER

30

BREAK WINDOWS

3

STEAL/ROB NEIGHBOR

27


DRINK/DUI

16


SPEED

9








Linda's jeans were so tight that her boyfriend had to use what to get them off?
 

83

SCISSORS/CLIPPERS

40

PLIERS

3

LUBE/BUTTER

24


KNIFE/RAZOR

10


CROWBAR

6








Jasmine said, "Yes, I'm a stripper, but I tell people I'm a" what?
 

82

DANCER

62

STUDENT

3

WAITRESS

8


MODEL

6


NURSE

3








Fill in the blank: A woman might say, "The best thing about my ex is ______."
 

82

HE'S GONE/MY EX

51

SEX/HIS WEENOSAURUS

6

$$$/ALIMONY

11


NOTHING

8


DEAD & ROTTING

6








Name an animal who could use a nose job.
 

82

ANTEATER/AARDVARK

36

BIRD/TOUCAN

6

ELEPHANT

14


PIG

13


DOG/PUG

13








Name an article of women's clothing it would take a man a long time to get in and out of.
 

81

BRA

38

LEGGINGS/YOGA PANTS

5

HOSE/NYLONS/TIGHTS

20


CORSET/SPANX

12


DRESS/BALL GOWN

6








Name a food that's good to eat on bread and on your lover.
 

81

PEANUT BUTTER

26

CHEESE/CREAM CHEESE

6

JELLY

23


HONEY

19


BUTTER

7








We asked 100 women...
Name something you don't want a man to do for you; you'd rather do it yourself.
 

81

SHOP/PICK CLOTHES

24

DRIVE

13

CLEAN/LAUNDRY

16


OPEN DOORS

14


SHAVE/MY LEGS

14








Name a place you have to go that always puts you in a bad mood.
 

79

DENTIST/DOC/ER

32

IN-LAWS'

6

WORK/BOSS' OFFICE

16


STORE/MALL

13


DMV

12








Name something Mrs. Claus might hit an elf with if he tried to pinch her bottom.
 

77

CANDY CANE/FOOD

35

SPOON

4

SANTA'S SACK/TOY

24


ROLLING PIN

8


BROOM

6








Fill in the blank: Pop a ______.
 

77

BALLOON

20

TOP

7

PILL

19


PIMPLE/ZIT

16


CAP/IN YOUR ARSE

15








Name something people say was great while it lasted.
 

76

RELA'SHIP/ROMANCE

26

WINNING

5

SEX/ALL 30 SECONDS

21


VACAY/SUMMER

18


A MEAL/FOOD

6








In a supermodel's dream, she's eating what?
 

76

ICE CREAM/SUNDAE

20

BURGER/A TRIPLE

9

CAKE

17


PIZZA

16


FRUITS & VEGGIES

14








You'd be surprised if your grandparents said, "Last week, we made love on" what?
 

75

THE BEACH

24

BED/YOURS!

4

KITCHEN TABLE

24


THE COUCH

15


THE FLOOR

8








Someday I hope to be what?
 

74

OPRAH RICH

48

THIN/UNDER 600 LBS

5

RETIRED

11


FAMOUS

5


CONTENT/HAPPY

5








Name a place you wouldn't want to be seen with toilet paper stuck to your shoe.
 

74

WORK/INTERVIEW

42

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

5

CHURCH

11


ANY-DARN-WHERE!

9


RESTAURANT

7








Losing weight is good. Losing what is bad?
 

72

YOUR HAIR

28

YOUR TEETH

5

MONEY/WALLET

24


YOUR MIND

8


YOUR KEYS

7








To boost her ratings, Judge Judy stopped wearing a robe and started wearing what?
 

71

BIKINI

28

NOTHIN'/TOPLESS

5

DRESS/MINISKIRT

18


LINGERIE/THONG

14


REVEALING/CROP TOP

6








Name something a dog trainer might say to her dog and to her man in bed.
 

70

DOWN/LIE DOWN

23

GOOD BOY

10

SIT

14


STAY

12


ROLL OVER

11








Name something you don't like if it's too long.
 

69

A MOVIE

33

CHURCH/SERMON

6

A LINE

15


CAR RIDE/TRAFFIC

9


HAIR

6








It's bad if a burglar breaks into your house. It's worse if he uses your what?
 

68

TOILET/& CLOGS IT

27

SHOWER/TUB

5

TOOTHBRUSH

17


KEY/FRONT DOOR

14


BED

5








Name someone that you'd be shocked just gave you a big, sloppy, wet kiss.
 

67

RELATIVE/IN-LAW

25

MY BOSS

7

CELEB/BRAD PITT

17


PET/ANIMAL

10


CLERGY

8








You'd be shocked if you turned on "Family Feud" and Steve Harvey was wearing what?
 

66

HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT

17

TOUPEE/BLOND WIG

10

SPEEDO/SWIMSUIT

15


DRESS/TUTU

13


BOOTY SHORTS

11








Name an animal that would look ridiculous in a tutu.
 

65

ELEPHANT

28

DOG

5

GIRAFFE

12


HIPPO

11


BEAR

9








Instead of a suit, what might a wife have her dead, cheating husband wearing in his open casket?
 

64

HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT

25

SHIRT/"I CHEATED"

9

HIS TRAMP'S DRESS

11


UNDIES/PANTIES

10


COSTUME/PIG NOSE

9








Name a place where adults have temper tantrums.
 

64

SPORTING EVENTS

21

STORE/CHECKOUT

7

HOME/BATHROOM

18


BAR/NIGHTCLUB

10


WORK

8








You'd hate to discover your new car doesn't have what?
 

62

AC/HEAT

27

BRAKES

7

RADIO/MUSIC

11


TIRES/A SPARE

9


AN ENGINE

8








Name something about you that your mom can't stop herself from criticizing.
 

58

MY HAIR

23

MY SPOUSE/MATE

4

MY WEIGHT/EATING

19


MY CLOTHES

8


MY CUSSING

4








Name something you'd want to be buried with that would never fit in the urn.
 

57

CAR/TRUCK

26

BOOKS/COMIC BOOKS

6

MY PET/HORSE

11


TV

8


SPOUSE/MATE

6








Fill in the blank: Dr. ______.
 

57

DR. WHO

19

DR. OZ

7

DR. FEELGOOD

13


DR. PHIL

11


DR. DOLITTLE

7








If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
 

55

PIZZA

25

CHOCOLATE

6

STEAK/BEEF

9


SUSHI/SEAFOOD

8


PASTA/MAC & CHEESE

7








Grandpa regrets going to the cheap dentist because he gave him dentures made from the teeth of what animal?
 

55

HORSE

15

DONKEY/MULE

7

DOG

15


MONKEY/APE

10


COW

8








Tell me America's coolest city.
 

54

NEW YORK

24

SAN FRANCISCO

6

MIAMI

10


LAS VEGAS

8


CHICAGO

6








Name something a patient might steal from a hospital.
 

54

DRUGS

19

BANDAGES

7

BEDDING/PILLOW

10


GLOVES

9


SEXY GOWN/ROBE

9








Back to index