If you sneeze really hard at work, name something you hope it doesn't land on.
 

100

C.E.O./PERSON

52

FOOD/COFFEE

3

COMPUTER/KEYBOARD

24

MY OWN FACE/LIP

2

PAPERWORK/FILES

12


DESK/TABLE

7








It's kind of creepy if your dog stares at you while you're doing what?
 

100

ANGRY DUMP/WHIZ

45

SLEEPING

2

"TICKLING THE TAMALE"

28

DRESS'G/UNDRESS'G

2

BATHING

13


EATING

10








A man can't be an Elvis impersonator if he hasn't got the what?
 

100

HIPS/PELVIC THRUST

36

WHITE JUMPSUIT

6

SIDEBURNS

22

LIP CURL

4

VOICE

18


HAIR

14








We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd hope you'd have the courage to do if your date spent the evening texting.
 

99

LEAVE/TEXT "BYEEE"

67

SLAP/KICK HIM

4

TAKE/FLUSH PHONE

13

TEXT/A HOTTER GUY

2

THROW A DRINK

7


"STOP!"/TELL OFF

6








Fill in the blank: As revenge, a woman might marry her ex-husband's ______.
 

99

BROTHER

50

BOSS

2

BEST BROSKI

37

MISTRESS/NEW BOO

2

SISTER

5


FATHER

3








We asked 100 married men...
My wife looks hottest when she's wearing what?
 

99

NOTHING

35

BIKINI

8

LINGERIE/NEGLIGEE

25

A NURSE'S OUTFIT

4

A DRESS

18


JEANS

9








Name something a doctor might tell Santa Claus he needs to stop doing.
 

98

EATING/TRANS FATS

80

FLYING SLEIGH

2

SLIDING DOWN CHIMNEY

6

SMOKING HIS PIPE

2

HO-HO-HO-ING

5


BOOZING

3








We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: Telling a woman that she's ______ may be hazardous to your health.
 

98

"WELL FED"

79

AN "ANTIQUE"

2

A NUMSKULL

8

PRETTY/AT YOUR JOB

2

WORST COOK EVER

4


A BAD DRIVER

3








Name something a guy might cover his bald spot with so it doesn't stand out in photos.
 

98

HAT

67

COMBED-OVER HAIR

3

TOUPEE

17

HIS HAND

3

MARKER

4


PAINT/HAIR PAINT

4








We asked 100 single men...
You ask your girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage. He says no. Now what?
 

98

STILL DO IT/ELOPE

64

TELL MY BOO

3

ASK WHY/BEG

13

EARN TRUST/ASK LATER

3

MOVE ON/ADIOS

10


ASK HER MOM

5








We asked 100 women...
If after six years your boyfriend still hasn't proposed, what do you do?
 

98

SAYONARA, LOSER!

58

DISCUSS WHY

2

PROPOSE TO HIM

24

THANKFUL/CELEBRATE

2

GIVE ULTIMATUM

6


NADA/GIVE HIM TIME

6








We asked 100 married men...
Quick -- tell us your wife's best feature or we'll tell her you couldn't think of one.
 

98

FACE/SMILE

54

HEART/KINDNESS

7

BOD/SUPPLE BREASTS

17

COOKING SKILLS

2

PERSONALITY/HUMOR

11


MIND

7








Name something you sneak inside a nursing home to give to your bad grandpa.
 

98

GIN & PRUNE JUICE

53

COCAINE/DRUGS

5

FOOD/BUTTERSCOTCH

17

RUBBERS/100 PACK

3

HOT GRANNY MAGS

12


SMOKES/CUBANS

8








We asked 100 women...
What kind of plastic surgery would you need to keep up with the Kardashians?
 

98

A PUPPY PUMP

45

LIPO/TUMMY TUCK

2

A BOOTY BOOST

39

FACELIFT

2

EVERY KNOWN SURGERY

6


LIP INJECTION

4








Name something Santa Claus might stop to do while he's delivering presents.
 

98

MASSIVE B.M./PEE

45

TAKE A NAP

2

EAT/GET MILK

39

PET REINDEER

2

FEED REINDEER

5


GET TIPSY

5








Name something Marjorie Harvey does to Steve's bald head.
 

98

RUBS IT

43

SMACKS IT

5

SHINES/WAXES/OILS

25

SPITS ON IT

2

KISSES IT

17


SHAVES IT

6








What is your biggest complaint about sleeping with your spouse?
 

97

SNORES

72

BORING/SICK OF 'EM

3

HOGS BED/COVERS

14

RESTLESS/CAN'T SLEEP

2

CUTS THE CHEESE

3


TOO WARM

3








We asked 100 women...
It's bad if another woman gives your man her phone number. It's worse if she writes it on what?
 

97

HIM/HIS THIGH

70

CASH/A BENJAMIN

2

HER THONG/CLOTHES

13

USED TOILET PAPER

2

A NAPKIN

7


BATHROOM/MIRROR

3








What's a lie a woman tells her date to avoid kissing him good night?
 

97

AILMENT/GAS PAINS

62

TOO TIRED

3

KICKIN' BREATH

17

GOTTA PEE/MAJOR DUMP

2

"NOT ON 1ST DATE"

9


IN A HURRY/PLANS

4








Your neighbor has a better Christmas light display than you. What are you going to do about it?
 

97

NADA/SUCK IT UP

61

LAUGH AT POWER BILL

2

BUY MORE/GAME ON!

13

BURN HOUSE DOWN

2

COMPLIMENT/ENJOY

12


UNPLUG/BREAK BULBS

7








Come on, people -- it's really not appropriate to be on your knees in church praying for what?
 

97

DOUGH/LOTTO WIN

57

A BREWSKI

2

EASY/NEW BOOTY

25

RAIN

2

SPORTS/TEAM WIN

7


DEATH/OF YOUR EX

4








Name an occupation where you'd see dead people.
 

97

MORTICIAN

57

PSYCHIC

2

CORONER

12

EMT

2

POLICE OFFICER

12


DOCTOR

12








We asked 100 married men...
My wife is like a bloodhound. She can smell what on me a mile away?
 

97

PERFUME/EAU DE HO

44

MONEY

2

ALCOHOL

37

SWEAT/B.O.

2

SMOKE

10


SWEETS/JUNK FOOD

2








We asked 100 women...
What might you do after a breakup that would cause you to be called the psycho ex-girlfriend?
 

97

STALK HIM

42

PUT HIS STUFF IN STREET

7

DESTROY CAR/TIRES

28

VANDALIZE/BURN HOUSE

4

TEXT/CALL 24-7

9


BURN HIS CLOTHES

7








We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd like to do to Steve Harvey's mustache.
 

97

SHAVE IT OFF

40

NOTHING

9

TRIM/PENCIL STACHE

18

BRAID/BEADS INTO IT

5

TOUCH/CARESS

13


COMB IT

12








In which U.S. city would you expect to find the most cheating husbands?
 

97

LAS VEGAS

34

WASHINGTON, D.C.

6

LOS ANGELES

31

RENO

2

NEW YORK

16


MIAMI

8








Name something that's fun to pop.
 

97

BUBBLE WRAP

31

BOTTLE/CHAMPAGNE

4

BALLOON

29

FINGERS/KNUCKLES

2

BUBBLEGUM

18


ZIT

13








Name something a woman might say she doesn't like about her man's bottom.
 

97

TINY PANCAKE

28

SCENT OF POO

7

TOO HAIRY

26

TOO ROCK HARD

2

WIDE LOAD/FATTY

21


SAGGY/SOFT

13








When a husband comes home, name something on the doorstep that would make him wonder, "What did I do?"
 

96

CLOTHES/IN SUITCASE

80

A STEAMY DUMP

2

BLANKET/PILLOW

5

A NOTE

2

HIS WIFE/ARMED

4


GARBAGE

3








A man might suspect that his wife is having an affair with Colonel Sanders if he finds what in his bed?
 

96

CHICKEN BUCKET/BONES

74

BISCUIT CRUMBS

3

HIS OUTFIT/TIE

8

THE COLONEL

2

SECRET HERBS/SPICES

5


GREASE STAINS

4








We asked 100 women...
Name a reason you wish you married Al Roker.
 

96

AL BE BALLIN'

60

HE'S NEVER HOME

3

WEATHER UPDATES

15

DIETS/EATS RIGHT

2

HE'S FUNNY

11


FAME/EVENTS

5








We asked 100 men...
Tell me the last person who you'd want to see a condom fall out of your pocket.
 

96

MOM & DAD

56

MY KIDS

6

WIFE

17

PASTOR

2

MY MOTHER-IN-LAW

9


MY BOSS

6








Grandma just yelled at grandpa in the supermarket to stop squeezing what?
 

96

MELONS/PRODUCE

55

BREAD/BUNS

3

THE CHARMIN

24

HIMSELF! YOWZA!

2

HER/HER BOOTY

7


OTHERS/THE BAG BOY

5








It sounds like fun, but I've never made love in a moving what?
 

96

CAR/TRUCK/VAN

54

AMUSEMENT RIDE

6

AIRPLANE

18

BUS

2

TRAIN

9


BOAT

7








Name something that lives in your house whether you want it to or not.
 

96

BUGS/ROACHES

52

DUST BUNNY/DIRT

5

MICE/RATS

16

MOLD/MILDEW

3

SNITTY CAT/PET

10


MY FAMILY/IN-LAWS

10








Name a place in your house besides the bedroom that you've made love in.
 

96

LIVING/FAMILY ROOM

51

LAUNDRY ROOM

2

KITCHEN/STOVETOP

26

STAIRCASE

2

BATHROOM

13


BASEMENT

2








We asked 100 single women...
Unfortunately, you couldn't tell from his online photo that your date would do what like a horse?
 

96

EAT/CHEW

49

WALK/RUN/BUCK

7

LAUGH/SNORT

18

SNORE

5

HUMP ME

10


SMELL

7








Fill in the blank: It's okay for a woman to ______ her man if she catches him cheating.
 

96

DUMP/DIVORCE

43

CUT OFF/NOT BOINK

2

SLAP/PUNCH

28

CHEAT ON

2

SHOOT/KILL

11


SCREAM AT

10








Name a place you should never be seen smoking a joint.
 

96

POLICE STN./JAIL

37

WORK

7

CHURCH

26

PARK/PLAYGROUND

2

SCHOOL/1ST GRADE

15


COURT/CITY HALL

9








If you were a chicken, what might you be doing right now?
 

96

EATING/PECKING

34

BEING FRIED/EATEN

6

SLEEP/ROOSTING

22

CROSSING THE ROAD

6

LAYING EGGS

15


CLUCKING

13








In a bad economy, what might Santa Claus have to do to one of his reindeer?
 

96

EAT HIM

29

GROUND/LEAVE BEHIND

5

"YOU'RE FIRED!"

29

CUT HIS PAY

2

SELL/AUCTION

26


RENT OUT/SIDE BIZ

5








We asked 100 women...
Despite what men think, it's not romantic to make love where?
 

96

CAR/BACK SEAT

28

SOFA/WITH FEUD ON TV

3

BATHROOM/ON PLANE

27

ON THE FLOOR

2

OUTSIDE/WOODS

22


KITCHEN/TABLE

14








We asked 100 single women...
If you went to the market looking for your soul mate, what aisle would you stand in?
 

96

BEER/BOOZE

26

CANDY

9

SNACKS/COOKIES

22

FROZEN FOOD

9

SAUSAGE/MEAT

19


FRESH PRODUCE

11








I can't believe I'm on my way to the hospital and the ambulance driver stops for what?
 

95

FOOD/A LATTE

71

LOOK AT ANIMAL

3

GAS

11

BEER/COCKTAIL

2

RED LIGHTS

5


DIRECTIONS

3








Name something a psychic might do if she knows that her man is about to dump her.
 

95

DUMP HIM FIRST

67

CAST A SPELL

4

EMPTY BANK ACCOUNT

9

TAKE/RUIN HIS STUFF

4

CHEAT/GET NEW BOO

6


KILL/SET HIM ON FIRE

5








He may be the man on TV, but what might Steve Harvey's wife make him do at home?
 

95

CLEAN/TOILETS

65

NOT SPEAK A WORD

2

TAKE OUT TRASH

15

SUBMIT & OBEY

2

COOK

9


SEX/6X A NIGHT

2








A man might say, "Women won't date me because I don't have" what?
 

95

A DIME

63

HAIR/CHEST HAIR

5

A CAR/FERRARI

11

CUTE FACE/ANY TEETH

3

A JOB

7


A PERSONALITY

6








Name something you ride on that afterwards, you might say it was a wild ride.
 

95

AMUSEMENT RIDE

62

BOOTY CALL/MATE

4

MOTORCYCLE

11

JET SKI

2

BULL/MECHANICAL

11


HORSE

5








Fill in the blank: I laughed so hard, I ______ed.
 

95

PEED & POOPED

61

SPIT OUT MY DRINK

2

CRIED

21

HICCUPPED

2

FARTED

6


SNORTED

3








Name an animal Jane might compare Tarzan to in the bedroom.
 

95

MONKEY/APE

58

SNAKE/BOA

2

TIGER

17

DOG

2

LION

12


HORSE

4








Fill in the blank: Bob asked his wife to talk dirty to him. She said, "Okay. The ______ is dirty -- go clean it."
 

95

BATHROOM/TOILET

57

THE CAR

4

KITCHEN/STOVE

22

LAUNDRY

2

GARAGE

5


FLOOR

5








Name a complaint that animals probably had about Noah's ark.
 

95

CROWDED/SMALL

53

TOO COLD/HOT

2

SMELLY/POOPY

29

NO GRASS/TREES

2

BORING/ONLY 1 MATE

6


NOISY

3








You and the rest of the civilized world never want to see your grandma wearing what?
 

95

THONG/LINGERIE

50

MINISKIRT

2

BIKINI/SPEEDO

36

TUTU

2

SHORT SHORTS

3


TANK/TUBE TOP

2








What do you do if you're in a public restroom and someone looks under your stall door?
 

95

KICK/HIT THEM

47

THROW MY POOP/PEE

3

SCREAM/SWEAR

28

LEAVE/RUN

2

WAVE/SAY HI

10


"EXCUSE ME! BUSY!"

5








We asked 100 men...
It's hot in hell. So if you think you're going there, what might you want to be buried wearing?
 

95

SPEEDO/TRUNKS

44

THONG/UNDIES

4

NOTHING

20

SUNSCREEN

4

BOOTY SHORTS

14


FIREPROOF SUIT

9








Name a place you worry your cheap family might bury you instead of a cemetery.
 

95

THE YARD

44

AT SEA

7

PARK/PLAYGROUND

18

PARKING LOT

5

FOREST/CAMPGROUND

13


THE DUMP/LANDFILL

8








Sometimes you feel like your life is a circus and you're what kind of act?
 

95

CLOWN/CLOWN CAR

44

LION/TAMER

8

JUGGLER

16

BEARDED LADY

3

TRAPEZE

12


TIGHTROPE/BALANCE

12








Name a city that might be called the party capital of the world.
 

95

LAS VEGAS

43

MIAMI

3

NEW ORLEANS

19

RIO DE JANEIRO

2

NEW YORK

19


LOS ANGELES

9








We asked 100 married women...
If you knew your husband was cheating, what would you charge on his credit card before divorcing him?
 

95

NEW GUCCI WARDROBE

37

PLASTIC SURGERY

3

CAR/RV

29

PLANE TKT./VACAY

3

GREAT LAWYER

12


EVERYTHING I COULD

11








Name someone a man might call the night before his wedding day.
 

95

HIS MOM/DAD

37

HIS BROTHER

2

HIS EX

27

A 2-BIT TRAMP

2

HIS BUD/BEST MAN

19


HIS FIANCEE

8








Name something about a person that might remind you of a snowman.
 

95

BELLY/ROUND

37

SMOKES A PIPE

5

LONG POINTY NOSE

20

WHITE CLOTHES/SKIN

4

COLD BOD/HEART

19


TOP HAT

10








Fill in the blank: I dreamed that Oprah gave me a ______ for my birthday.
 

95

BLANK CHECK

35

JOB/BUSINESS

4

CAR! YOU GET A CAR!

32

HUG/TONGUE KISS

2

HOUSE

15


TRIP/WITH STEDMAN

7








We asked 100 women...
What might you do if you're dancing cheek to cheek and he grabs your other cheeks?
 

95

SLAP/STOMP HIM

33

KISS/HUG/FLIRT

9

GRAB HIS!

19

MOVE HIS HANDS

3

LAUGH/SMILE

18


LEAVE/PUSH HIM AWAY

13








We asked 100 women...
If you met a guy you really liked, who's the last person you'd introduce him to?
 

95

PARENTS

32

KIDS/PRODIGAL SON

8

SIBLING/EVIL TWIN

21

MY EX

5

MY HOT FRIEND

17


MY HUBBY

12








We asked 100 men...
You'll totally up your dating game if you do what like Steve Harvey?
 

95

DRESS W/ FINESSE

31

SMILE/LAUGH

10

GET RICH/HUSTLE

22

DANCE

2

TELL JOKES/TALK

19


SHAVE THAT NOGGIN

11








We asked 100 men...
It's bad if a woman hits you with her purse. It's worse if she has what inside it?
 

95

A LOADED GUN

27

WALLET

10

BRICKS/ROCKS

27

FRYING PAN

9

A BOTTLE

12


LOOSE CHANGE

10








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you wear to bed your wife might object to.
 

95

SOCKS

24

DIRTY GYM CLOTHES

9

SHOES/SLIPPERS

21

NOTHING

9

UNDIES/GOLD ONES

19


SUNGLASSES/SPECS

13








Fill in the blank: Grandma says, "If grandpa misbehaves, I ______ him."
 

94

SPANK/CLOBBER

71

WILL KILL/SHOOT

3

SCOLD/"BAD GRAMPY!"

10

FORGIVE/KISS

3

IGNORE

4


STARVE

3








If his car trunk were full, where might a mobster put a dead body?
 

94

INSIDE/BACK SEAT

61

FREEZER

4

TIED TO ROOF

11

BASEMENT

4

LAKE/RIVER

9


GROUND/YARD

5








Name something a man might do to his ex-wife's house on Halloween.
 

94

T.P. IT

55

SPRAY PAINT IT

2

EGG IT

27

SOAP THE WINDOWS

2

BURN/BLOW IT UP

6


POOP ON PORCH

2








Fill in the blank: Grandpa had to buy a new toupee because the dog kept ______ing it.
 

94

EATING/CHEWING

47

LICKING

5

HUMPING

20

BARK/GROWL'G AT

3

STEALING/BURYING

11


PEE/POOPING ON

8








Name a musical instrument a man should master if he wants to master the art of romance.
 

94

GUITAR

45

FLUTE

4

PIANO

21

DRUM

3

VIOLIN

12


SAX

9








Name something grandma might be talking about when she says "the pot."
 

94

TOILET

43

POKER POT

2

STOVE/COOKING POT

38

A POT BELLY

2

WEED/SHE'S DEALING

6


FLOWERPOT

3








Name something the Colonel enjoys doing with his nuggets.
 

94

DIPPING 'EM

43

CARESSING 'EM

4

MUNCHING ON 'EM

31

JUGGLING 'EM

3

FRY/COOKING 'EM

8


THROWING 'EM4

5








Name a place that Bad Grandpa might go right after he gets out of prison.
 

94

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

41

HOME/TO BAD GRANDMA

4

STRIP JOINT

35

STORE/TO ROB IT

2

RED-LIGHT DISTRICT

7


CASINO/THE TRACK

5








We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: You'd be thrilled if a psychic said, "Someday you will have a ______ just like Steve Harvey."
 

94

BANK ACCOUNT

41

BODY

3

TV SHOW/CAREER

25

MANSION

3

FACE/STACHE

12


WARDROBE

10








We asked 100 married men...
Name something sexy your wife hasn't worn in a long time.
 

94

NIGHTIE/TEDDY

41

BRA

4

BIKINI

19

STOCKINGS

3

THONG/PANTIES

16


TIGHT JEANS

11








When Mrs. Claus is away, name something Santa cuddles with in bed.
 

94

ELF OF THE MONTH

32

THE DOG/CAT

4

REINDEER

23

A POLAR BEAR

2

TEDDY BEAR/TOYS

19


PILLOW

14








No matter how hard you tried, name a fruit you could never swallow whole.
 

94

WATERMELON/MELON

28

PINEAPPLE

9

APPLE

27

PLUM/PRUNE

3

BANANA

17


ORANGE

10








Fill in the blank: Married couples fight about who's better at what?
 

94

FINANCES/MAKING $

24

CLEANING/CHORES

11

COOKING

23

PARENTING

3

BOINKING

19


DRIVING

14








Name one specific reason you might suspect you're turning into a squirrel.
 

93

EAT NUTS/HOARD FOOD

70

GETTING FURRY

3

I'M NUTSO/CRAZY

8

HIBERNATE/IN HOLE

2

I CLIMB TREES

6


I GREW A TAIL

4








We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: Admit it -- you're too ______ to be a male exotic dancer.
 

93

"WELL-FED"

50

SMART

6

SCRAWNY

13

UGLY

2

OLD

13


CLUMSY

9








You're at a funeral and the deceased just sat up in his casket. What do you do?
 

93

SCREAM/CRY/FREAK

48

"HI. HOW'S LIFE?"

4

RUN!

22

CLAP/CELEBRATE

4

FAINT

10


LAUGH/"HILARIOUS!"

5








Instead of a bouquet, name something a bride might throw at the wedding that could make you think she worked as a stripper.
 

93

GARTER/BELT

43

PASTIES/TASSELS

2

DOLLA' BILLS

19

HER BRIDAL VEIL

2

THONG/PANTIES

18


BRA

9








Fill in the blank: Farmer Joe's cow went from chewing grass to smoking grass, and now it ______s all day.
 

93

SLEEPS/SNORES

42

MOOS

7

EATS/GRAZES

19

SMOKES/GETS HIGH

6

LAUGHS/SMILES

11


CHILLS/SITS

8








Name something you'd hate to discover is older than you thought.
 

93

FOOD/MILK

40

MY COMPUTER

2

MY SPOUSE/MATE

40

MY REFRIGERATOR

2

MY HOUSE

6


MY CAR

3








Name something a dog can touch with his tongue.
 

93

HIS NOSE

39

HIS TAIL

3

ROSEBUD/BUTT

30

PERSON/MY TONGUE

2

"LIPSTICK" & NADS

14


HIS PAWS

5








Name something that a person who's a free spirit doesn't bother wearing.
 

93

BRA

38

SOCKS

4

PANTIES/SKIVVIES

28

DEODORANT

4

ANY CLOTHES AT ALL

13


SHOES

6








Name something in the park a squirrel might throw his nuts at.
 

93

DOG

30

BIRD/PIGEON

6

PEOPLE/KIDS

25

TREE/KNOTHOLE

4

ANOTHER SQUIRREL

22


STRAY CAT

6








We asked 100 married men...
Name a gift that you got your wife thinking it would make her happy but instead she was insulted.
 

93

KITCHEN GADGET/PAN

23

VACUUM

12

SPANX/CLOTHES

22

COOKBOOK

2

CANDY/LICORICE

20


EXERCISE BIKE/EQUIP.

14








Name something James Bond might teach his dog to fetch for him.
 

92

GUN/WEAPON

49

LADY'S PANTIES/BRA

2

MARTINI/DRINK

32

THE BAD GUYS

2

HOT HUSSIES

5


KEYS

2








You walk into a party. Everyone is nude. What do you do?
 

92

WALK BACK OUT

48

MINGLE/FIND CUTIE

3

BRING OUT MY GOODS!

29

GET A STIFF...DRINK

2

LAUGH/SMILE

7


STARE/SIGHTSEE

3








Name something you'd need for a strip poker party.
 

92

LOTSA CLOTHES

43

POKER CHIPS

3

THE CARDS

32

COURAGE/NERVE

2

PLAYERS/HOT ONES

8


LOTSA BOOZE!

4








Fill in the blank: I really love Swedish ______.
 

92

MEATBALLS

36

CHOCOLATE

4

FISH

26

PANCAKES/CREPES

4

WOMEN/MEN

13


MASSAGE

9








A Speedo should come with a built-in pouch so a man can put what in it?
 

92

$/WALLET/I.D.

35

SUNBLOCK

3

KEYS

30

CONDOMS

3

PHONE

11


HIS "MOOSE KNUCKLE"

10








Name something you might put on your front porch to scare burglars away.
 

92

CAMERA/ALARM

35

WEAPON/CANNON

4

PISSY POOCH

25

PERSON/MOTHER-IN-LAW

3

SIGN/SECURITY

16


LIGHTS

9








Name something a female cop might do to a sexy guy she pulls over.
 

92

FRISK/CAVITY SEARCH

34

CUFF/ARREST HIM

6

FLIRT/SHOW BOOB

27

GIVE A TICKET

4

LET GO/WARNING

12


EXCHANGE NUMBERS

9








Name a creature you'd be shocked that SeaWorld tried to flush down the toilet when it died.
 

92

WHALE/ORCA

33

OCTOPUS

5

FISH/SHARK/EEL

23

GATOR/CROC

4

DOLPHIN

18


SEAL/SEA LION

9








Name a place a woman might post a photo of her ex-husband with the word "cheater" on it.
 

91

ONLINE/TINDER

75

NEWSPAPER

3

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

4

CAR/TRUCK

2

HIS WORKPLACE

4


BILLBOARD

3








Tell me something a person might do in the elevator that would make you get off at the next floor.
 

91

JUICY TOOT

64

SING SHOW TUNES

4

COUGH/SNEEZE

8

GET NAKED

3

HURL

7


WHIZ/DUMP

5








Name something in the kitchen that Mrs. Potato Head might use to kill Mr. Potato Head.
 

91

KNIFE

44

POTATO SLICER

4

PEELER

20

POTATO MASHER

4

GRATER

14


POT/OF BOIL'G WATER

5








We asked 100 women...
Name something about a date that might remind you of a chihuahua.
 

91

HIGH-PITCH YAP

37

EARS

4

SHORT/TINY LEGS

27

HYPER/NERVOUS

3

SKINNY FACE/BIG EYES

15


SNIPPY 'TUDE

5








To please Santa on Christmas morning, name something Mrs. Claus covered her body with to turn herself into a Christmas cookie.
 

91

FROSTING

36

WHIPPED CREAM

9

CHOCOLATE/CHIPS

22

COOKIE DOUGH

6

SPRINKLES

9


SUGAR

9








We asked 100 married women...
If it were up to your husband, where would you go on vacation next year?
 

91

A BEACH

31

HIS MOM'S

7

LAS VEGAS

29

ALASKA

2

NOWHERE/STAY HOME

12


THEME PARK/ORLANDO

10








We asked 100 married women...
Your husband and dog are your significant others. Name something you do with both.
 

91

WALK/EXERCISE

30

FEED/EAT

5

CUDDLE/HEAVY PETTING

29

TALK/YELL

4

SLEEP

14


SMOOCH

9








Bad news -- they spelled your name wrong. Worse news -- they spelled it wrong on your what?
 

91

DRIVER'S LICENSE

30

TOMBSTONE

10

BIRTH CERTIFICATE

17

PASSPORT

9

PAYCHECK

13


DIPLOMA

12








Fill in the blank: Bob said, "I accidentally went to a veterinarian instead of a doctor and he tried to ______ me."
 

90

NEUTER ME

62

BATHE/GROOM ME

4

PET ME

9

SEDATE/EUTHANIZE

3

EXAMINE ME

8


MUZZLE ME

4








A cannibal not only likes to nibble on his date's ear, he also likes to nibble on her what?
 

90

TOES/FEET

32

ARM

9

FINGERS/HAND

16

NECK

7

NOSE/FACE

14


MILK WAGONS

12








Name something Humpty Dumpty might have used to cover his crack.
 

90

TAPE

25

SPACKLE/CAULK

6

GLUE

20

CONCEALER/MAKEUP

4

CLOTHES/HIS HAT

19


BANDAGE

16








Name a place you wouldn't want to check into.
 

90

BAD/BATES MOTEL

24

MORGUE/MORTUARY

7

HOSPITAL/ASYLUM

19

REHAB...AGAIN

7

PRISON/RIKERS3

18


HELL

15








Instead of a bouquet, name something a witch might throw at her wedding.
 

89

A BROOM

60

BALL OF FIRE

3

POTION/SPELL

14

POISON IVY/WEEDS

2

RICE

5


TOADS/ANIMALS

5








Name something at a wild party that a party animal might have at his funeral.
 

89

BOOZE/BEER BONG

60

FRIENDS

3

STRIPPER

9

PARTY HATS/HORNS

3

TUNES/DANCE PARTY

9


DRUGS/ANGEL DUST

5








We asked 100 married women...
Name something you wish your husband wasn't so comfortable doing around you.
 

89

TWO-TOOT SALUTE

43

LYING

7

PICK'G HIS NOSE

14

SNORING

6

PEE/BAKING BROWNIES

11


BURPING

8








If you went to hell, who would you expect to see in the welcoming committee?
 

89

POLITICIAN/DICTATOR

40

ALL MY BUDDIES!

3

SATAN HIMSELF

35

MY KIDS

2

MY EX

5


SERIAL KILLER/MANSON

4








Men's underwear should come with a pocket so they can keep their what in it?
 

89

CONDOMS

27

BALONEY PONY/NADS

9

PHONES

19

PEA-SIZED BRAINS

5

KEYS

15


$/WALLET/ID

14








We asked 100 men...
What would you do if when you got home, you found a strange woman taking a shower in your bathroom?
 

89

WHO R U/WHY HERE?

25

"NEED HELP/SOAP?"

7

JOIN HER

24

CALL/GET MY WIFE

6

CALL THE COPS

15


GAWK

12








If you were above the law, name a crime you might commit.
 

88

STEALING/ROBBERY

63

INSIDER TRADING

3

MURDER

11

MONEY LAUNDERING

3

RUN A CARTEL/DRUGS

5


ADULTERY

3








Bad news -- you're going to hell. Good news -- you've packed plenty of what?
 

88

WATER/ICE

49

SUNSCREEN

5

BOOZE/FIREBALL

14

FANS/AC'S

3

FOOD/MARSHMALLOWS

10


LIGHT-COLOR CLOTHES

7








Name a fruit you're glad your head isn't shaped like.
 

88

BANANA

41

PINEAPPLE

3

PEAR

20

STRAWBERRY

3

MELON

18


LEMON

3








People were shocked when instead of cutting the cake, the bride cut the what?
 

88

CHEESE

37

FLOWERS UP

4

GROOM

23

RIBBON

4

DRESS

15


LINE

5








Name a word starting with the letter S that describes Steve Harvey's head.
 

88

SHINY

36

SEXY

3

SMOOTH

27

STRANGE

2

SHAVED

14


SLICK

6








We asked 100 married men...
Name an animal that if it talked, would sound just like your wife.
 

88

PARROT/BIRD

29

CHIMP/APE

11

DOG

16

HORSE

4

CAT

15


HYENA

13








Name something that can make a big, strong man cry like a little girl.
 

88

PAIN/GROIN KICK

26

WEDDING/ROYAL WED'G

8

DEATH

25

MOVIE/TITANIC

8

NEW BABY/BIRTH

11


ONIONS

10








A music conductor told his mistress, "Oh baby, play me like a" what?
 

87

FIDDLE/VIOLIN

58

TROMBONE

3

FLUTE

10

HARP

2

PIANO

9


DRUM

5








If a stripper called herself Cinderella, name something she might use in her act.
 

87

GLASS SLIPPER

56

BALL GOWN

4

BROOM/CLEAN'G SUPPLY

11

TIARA/CROWN

3

PUMPKIN

7


MAGIC/WAND

6








Name something you never want to see your grandma do in a sexy way.
 

87

DANCE/STRIPTEASE

55

KISS/ME

5

DRESS/WEAR BIKINI

8

FLIRT/TEASE ME

4

ANYTHING

8


STRUT

7








Name a place that is the perfect setting for love.
 

87

BEACH/HAWAII

54

BY FIREPLACE

3

BEDROOM

14

A PARK

3

PARIS/FRANCE

9


HOTEL/MOTEL

4








Name something you worry that you might do when you get really, really excited.
 

87

MAKE "WARM LEMONADE"

43

A 2-TOOT SALUTE

5

SCREAM/CUSS

25

CRY

3

JUMP

6


SNORT

5








Name something of yours that you look back and think, "I obviously made the wrong choice."
 

87

SPOUSE #2/MATE

38

CLOTHES/WOOL UNDIES

6

CAREER

19

HAIRCUT/COLOR

6

SCHOOL/MY MAJOR

10


CAR/TRUCK

8








Name a reason you're standing on one leg.
 

87

PAIN/BROKEN LEG

34

SOBRIETY TEST

4

YOGA/EXERCISE

22

PUTTING SHOE ON

4

I LOVE TO HOP!

12


ONLY HAVE ONE LEG

11








We asked 100 married women...
What would you do if you wanted a pair of earrings but your husband got you a pair of Spanx?
 

87

RETURN/EXCHANGE

27

INSTANT DIVORCE

7

BUY 'EM MYSELF

20

YELL/CUSS OUT

5

WEAR 'EM/"THANKS!"

17


BEAT HIS ARSE

11








Name something you think Steve Harvey spends a lot of money on.
 

86

SUITS/CLOTHES

63

TEETH/WHITENER

4

WIFE/WOMEN

7

CARS

3

HEAD WAX/OIL

5


STACHE GROOMING

4








Name a football term a football player calls out in the bedroom.
 

86

TOUCHDOWN!

55

UNSPORT'LIKE CONDUCT

2

SCORE!

14

GO LONG/DEEP

2

HUT, HUT, HIKE!

10


FALSE START!

3








Name a part you could see Steve Harvey playing in a TV miniseries of the Bible.
 

86

MOSES

36

JUDAS

7

NOAH

19

PHAROAH/SHISHAK

3

JESUS/GOD

14


RANDOM HIGH PRIEST

7








Steve Harvey says, "My Aunt Agnes has the world's biggest" what?
 

86

PATOOTIE

34

NOSE

5

MOUTH/LIPS

29

BOSOMS/BRA

4

HEART

8


ATTITUDE/EGO

6








Name something that you can't always control if it comes out of you.
 

86

SILENT-VIOLENT FART

32

A BURP

7

A SNEEZE

17

VOMIT STREAM

6

WORDS/TEMPER

14


PEE FLOW/ANGRY TURD

10








Grandma told grandpa, "If your boobs get any bigger, you'll need to" do what?
 

85

WEAR A BRA

55

USE WHEELBARROW

4

GET LIFT/REDUCTION

9

WEAR A BRACE

4

TIE/TAPE 'EM

8


BUY FORKLIFT

5








We asked 100 men...
Give me an S word that describes your ideal woman.
 

85

SEXY

52

SLUTTY

3

SMART

14

SASSY

2

SWEET

8


SOPHISTICATED

6








Name a part of a woman's body that is the last part a man notices.
 

85

FEET/TOES

34

EARS

8

ELBOWS/ARMS/PITS

16

ANKLES/LEGS

8

EYES/FACE

10


HANDS/NAILS

9








We asked 100 married men...
If you retire before your wife does, what will you do while she's at work?
 

85

SLEEP

29

CHORES

7

WATCH TV

27

DRINK/BAR WITH PALS

3

COMPUTER/GAMES

10


FISH/SPORTS

9








Name a place parents go to smoke weed so their children won't suspect.
 

85

IN GARAGE

22

BEDROOM

6

YARD/TREEHOUSE

22

PARK/WOODS

6

BATHROOM

19


CAR/HIPPIE VAN

10








Fill in the blank: Most men see themselves as the world's best what?
 

84

LOVER/KISSER

63

DAD

3

MAN/PERSON

7

REPAIRMAN

3

DRIVER

5


LOOKING

3








Roses are red; violets are blue. If a man dumps his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, what might she do?
 

84

CRY/BOO-HOO

46

PUNCH/KICK HIM

6

CELEBRATE/DRINK

9

KILL/CUT OUT HEART

5

KEY/TRASH CAR

9


HIS BUD/NEW GUY

9








Name something you'd be shocked to come home and find your dog using.
 

84

TOILET

43

PHONE

7

TV REMOTE

13

MY TOOTHBRUSH

5

COMPUTER

8


CHICK STICK

8








Fill in the blank: At karaoke night, when the boss sang, all the employees ______ed.
 

84

CLAPPED & CHEERED

37

CRINGED/SHUDDERED

7

LAUGHED

15

SANG ALONG

5

LEFT/RAN AWAY

13


BOOED/GROANED

7








Name something your parents have that's better than yours.
 

84

HOUSE

33

CHILDREN

3

MONEY/MANAGEMENT

23

GRAVES

2

MASERATI

16


MARRIAGE/LOVE

7








Name something you might find at a bachelor party for a 100-year-old man.
 

84

BABES/OLD STRIPPER

31

OXYGEN/MED EQUIP.

5

VIAGRA/MEDS

21

SOFT FOOD

4

MISPLACED TEETH

12


WHEELCHAIR/CANE

11








Name something that you think might be fun about being a cow.
 

84

EAT/CUD

26

POO/PEE FREELY

5

MILK/A TEAT-TUG

25

BEEFY BUILD

4

CHILLAX/ROAM OUTSIDE

16


MOO/COW TALK

8








At a $50 funeral, what might they put someone's ashes in instead of an urn?
 

84

BOX/CHEERIOS BOX

23

BAG/ZIPLOC

12

CAN/COFFEE TIN

17

ASHTRAY

5

BOTTLE/MAYO JAR

14


CUP/MUG

13








We asked 100 women...
You'd never tell her, but what are you better at than your mom is?
 

83

COOKING

40

PATIENCE/CALM

5

TECH/SMARTPHONE

17

DRIVING

2

PARENTING

14


CLEANING/LAUNDRY

5








Some guys are so lonely, they'll go out on a date with their who?
 

83

COUSIN

36

FRIEND/UGLY GAL PAL

6

MOTHER

16

BOSS/COWORKER

4

SISTER

15


EX

6








On Thanksgiving, name a farm animal that a turkey might try to disguise itself as.
 

83

CHICKEN/ROOSTER

33

DOG

4

PIG

23

HORSE

4

COW

11


SHEEP/LAMB

8








Name the last place you were when you got in trouble.
 

83

WORK

22

STORE/MALL

7

HOME/BEDROOM

22

MY CAR

4

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

17


SCHOOL/COLLEGE

11








Tell me something you might notice about a hitchhiker that would make you think twice about giving him a lift.
 

82

DIRTY/UNKEMPT

33

COVERED IN BLOOD

5

ARMED/WEAPON

27

LARGE BAG/CASE

3

MEAN FACE/'TUDE

7


TATTOO/OF SATAN

7








Name an animal everyone calls the boss behind his back.
 

82

JACKASS/MULE

31

WEASEL

5

PIG/HOG

16

CAT/KITTY

4

DOG

14


LION

12








If you ever did see a real ghost, name a question you'd want to ask it.
 

82

WHO ARE YOU?

21

ARE YOU REAL?

5

WHY YOU HERE?

20

KNOW CASPER/MY FAM?

4

HOW'S AFTERLIFE?

20


HOW'D YOU DIE?

12








Name an animal you might look at and say, "Oh my -- what sharp teeth you have."
 

81

SHARK

33

GATOR/CROC

5

TIGER

17

CAT

5

WOLF

12


LION

9








Name a kind of pole that doesn't attract strippers.
 

80

NORTH POLE

37

BARBER POLE

7

PHONE/UTILITY

13

LIGHT POLE

6

FLAGPOLE

9


FISHING POLE

8








Name something some married men might secretly say that they love more than they love their wife.
 

80

CAR/'67 SHELBY

31

BABES & BOOBS

4

SPORTS/EQUIP.

26

$$$/WIFE'S SALARY

3

THE DOG

10


BOOZE

6








Name something a teacher caught you doing in high school.
 

80

CHEATING

25

TALKING/CUSSING

11

SKIPPING CLASS

15

PASSING NOTES

6

SMOKING

12


SLEEPING

11








Name something on your desk that you'd love to shove in an annoying coworker's mouth.
 

79

STAPLER

38

PAPERWEIGHT

5

COMPUTER/MOUSE

14

TAPE DISPENSER

4

PEN/PENCIL

10


PAPER/POST-ITS

8








Name a kind of seat you'd hate to fall off of.
 

78

TOILET/BIDET

30

AIRPLANE SEAT

6

BARSTOOL

20

BICYCLE SEAT

6

SKI LIFT

8


AMUSEMENT RIDE SEAT

8








We asked 100 millennials...
Your parents paid all of your college costs. But now what favor do they want?
 

78

ME TO MOVE OUT

19

VISIT/TIME TOGETHER

11

PAY BILLS/RENT

13

A HOUSE/LIVE WITH ME

11

BE THEIR CARETAKER

12


PAY IT ALL BACK

12








We asked 100 men...
If you come home late, you'll know your wife's angry if she's carrying what?
 

78

A FRYING PAN

16

A ROLLING PIN

10

A GUN

16

SUITCASE/MY CLOTHES

8

A BAT

16


A KNIFE

12








Name something you'd be surprised to find in the cookies that grandma baked you.
 

77

MARIJUANA/DRUGS

48

HAIR

5

RAISINS/FRUIT

10

MEAT/FISH

4

HER TEETH

5


CHOC. CHIPS/CANDY

5








Be honest -- you'll probably never hear anybody say you have the sexiest what?
 

74

CORN CANNON

17

BONY ARMS

8

BEER GUT/ABS

16

LEGS/KNEECAPS

7

FEET/BIG TOE

16


FACE/SMILE

10








Name a word starting with B that describes your granny's fanny.
 

72

BIG

44

BOOTY/LICIOUS

4

BUTT/BUTTOCKS

9

BONY

4

BROAD

7


BOUNCY

4








In your nightmares, name a place where you are the only one there who is naked.
 

72

SCHOOL

22

RESTAURANT

3

CHURCH

20

BEACH

3

WORK/MTG.

17


STORE/WALMART

7








Name something you'd do if your boss came to work naked.
 

70

LAUGH

31

SCREAM/FREAK/CRY

5

RUN/HIDE/LEAVE

18

BLOW CHUNKS

5

POST PICS/VIDEO

6


QUIT

5








Which TV host has the best moves?
 

69

STEVE HARVEY

27

PAT SAJAK

5

ELLEN

14

JIMMY FALLON

4

ALEX TREBEK

11


WAYNE BRADY

8








Name something of yours that none of your relatives would want to inherit if you die.
 

69

DEBT/BILLS

22

FURNITURE/MATTRESS

4

GARB/FLANNEL THONG

22

AWFUL KIDS

4

PET/CHICKENS

12


OLD TOYS/DOLLS

5








Name something in a hospital room that a patient might be tempted to steal.
 

68

LUXE BEDDING

25

BEDPAN/URINAL

6

TV

14

TISSUE/TP ROLLS

5

MEDS

11


TOWELS

7








Name something your finger fits inside of but you might not want to put it in there.
 

67

NOSE

20

LIGHT/ELEC. SOCKET

7

YOUR BOTTOM

20

RING/FROM MR. WRONG

5

EAR

8


BOTTLE/JAR

7








Name an activity for which you might need a drink to loosen up before you do it.
 

66

DANCING

20

GIVING A SPEECH

8

DATING/BLIND DATE

14

BOWLING

5

KARAOKE/SINGING

11


MAKING LOVE

8








Name a specific place you fantasize about making love when no one is looking.
 

65

BEACH/OCEAN

34

THE OFFICE

5

PLANE/MILE HIGH

8

MY YARD

5

CAR/PARKING LOT

8


SWIMMING POOL

5








Name an unusual place where some couples hold their wedding ceremony.
 

65

UNDER WATER

25

CEMETERY

5

BEACH

13

PARK

4

SKYDIVING

9


VEGAS/DRIVE-THRU

9








We asked 100 women...
If you could trade lives with any woman in the world, who would it be?
 

63

OPRAH

30

MEGHAN MARKLE

6

JENNIFER ANISTON

8

BEYONCE

6

ELLEN

7


JENNIFER GARNER

6








Name the worst thing you've ever done at work.
 

61

SLEEP

31

FART/IN LUNCHROOM

4

STEAL/$1 MILLION

10

BAIL EARLY

4

RUDE/LOSE TEMPER

7


LIE

5








Name something the cheapest guy in the world doesn't have in his house.
 

61

2-PLY T.P./TISSUE

19

FOOD/COFFEE

5

TV/CABLE

19

COMPUTER/WIFI

5

FURNITURE/BED

8


DISHWASHER

5








Name something you loved when you first got it, but now, not so much.
 

55

CAR

25

HOUSE

5

CLOTHES/PUMPS

8

CELL PHONE

4

MATE/EX

7


BED/FURNITURE

6








Name an occupation that few people have the courage to do.
 

53

FIREFIGHTER

16

WINDOW WASHER

6

COP

9

MORGUE/MORTICIAN

6

MILITARY

9


CIRCUS ACT/LION TAMER

7








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