If you sneeze really hard at work, name something you hope it doesn't land on. |
100 |
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It's kind of creepy if your dog stares at you while you're doing what? |
100 |
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A man can't be an Elvis impersonator if he hasn't got the what? |
100 |
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We asked 100 women... |
99 |
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Fill in the blank: As revenge, a woman might marry her ex-husband's ______. |
99 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
99 |
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Name something a doctor might tell Santa Claus he needs to stop doing. |
98 |
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We asked 100 men... |
98 |
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Name something a guy might cover his bald spot with so it doesn't stand out in photos. |
98 |
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We asked 100 single men... |
98 |
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We asked 100 women... |
98 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
98 |
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Name something you sneak inside a nursing home to give to your bad grandpa. |
98 |
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We asked 100 women... |
98 |
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Name something Santa Claus might stop to do while he's delivering presents. |
98 |
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Name something Marjorie Harvey does to Steve's bald head. |
98 |
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What is your biggest complaint about sleeping with your spouse? |
97 |
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We asked 100 women... |
97 |
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What's a lie a woman tells her date to avoid kissing him good night? |
97 |
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Your neighbor has a better Christmas light display than you. What are you going to do about it? |
97 |
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Come on, people -- it's really not appropriate to be on your knees in church praying for what? |
97 |
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Name an occupation where you'd see dead people. |
97 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
97 |
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We asked 100 women... |
97 |
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We asked 100 women... |
97 |
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In which U.S. city would you expect to find the most cheating husbands? |
97 |
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Name something that's fun to pop. |
97 |
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Name something a woman might say she doesn't like about her man's bottom. |
97 |
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When a husband comes home, name something on the doorstep that would make him wonder, "What did I do?" |
96 |
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A man might suspect that his wife is having an affair with Colonel Sanders if he finds what in his bed? |
96 |
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We asked 100 women... |
96 |
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We asked 100 men... |
96 |
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Grandma just yelled at grandpa in the supermarket to stop squeezing what? |
96 |
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It sounds like fun, but I've never made love in a moving what? |
96 |
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Name something that lives in your house whether you want it to or not. |
96 |
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Name a place in your house besides the bedroom that you've made love in. |
96 |
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We asked 100 single women... |
96 |
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Fill in the blank: It's okay for a woman to ______ her man if she catches him cheating. |
96 |
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Name a place you should never be seen smoking a joint. |
96 |
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If you were a chicken, what might you be doing right now? |
96 |
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In a bad economy, what might Santa Claus have to do to one of his reindeer? |
96 |
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We asked 100 women... |
96 |
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We asked 100 single women... |
96 |
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I can't believe I'm on my way to the hospital and the ambulance driver stops for what? |
95 |
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Name something a psychic might do if she knows that her man is about to dump her. |
95 |
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He may be the man on TV, but what might Steve Harvey's wife make him do at home? |
95 |
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A man might say, "Women won't date me because I don't have" what? |
95 |
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Name something you ride on that afterwards, you might say it was a wild ride. |
95 |
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Fill in the blank: I laughed so hard, I ______ed. |
95 |
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Name an animal Jane might compare Tarzan to in the bedroom. |
95 |
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Fill in the blank: Bob asked his wife to talk dirty to him. She said, "Okay. The ______ is dirty -- go clean it." |
95 |
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Name a complaint that animals probably had about Noah's ark. |
95 |
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You and the rest of the civilized world never want to see your grandma wearing what? |
95 |
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What do you do if you're in a public restroom and someone looks under your stall door? |
95 |
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We asked 100 men... |
95 |
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Name a place you worry your cheap family might bury you instead of a cemetery. |
95 |
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Sometimes you feel like your life is a circus and you're what kind of act? |
95 |
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Name a city that might be called the party capital of the world. |
95 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
95 |
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Name someone a man might call the night before his wedding day. |
95 |
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Name something about a person that might remind you of a snowman. |
95 |
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Fill in the blank: I dreamed that Oprah gave me a ______ for my birthday. |
95 |
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We asked 100 women... |
95 |
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We asked 100 women... |
95 |
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We asked 100 men... |
95 |
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We asked 100 men... |
95 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
95 |
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Fill in the blank: Grandma says, "If grandpa misbehaves, I ______ him." |
94 |
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If his car trunk were full, where might a mobster put a dead body? |
94 |
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Name something a man might do to his ex-wife's house on Halloween. |
94 |
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Fill in the blank: Grandpa had to buy a new toupee because the dog kept ______ing it. |
94 |
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Name a musical instrument a man should master if he wants to master the art of romance. |
94 |
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Name something grandma might be talking about when she says "the pot." |
94 |
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Name something the Colonel enjoys doing with his nuggets. |
94 |
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Name a place that Bad Grandpa might go right after he gets out of prison. |
94 |
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We asked 100 men... |
94 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
94 |
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When Mrs. Claus is away, name something Santa cuddles with in bed. |
94 |
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No matter how hard you tried, name a fruit you could never swallow whole. |
94 |
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Fill in the blank: Married couples fight about who's better at what? |
94 |
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Name one specific reason you might suspect you're turning into a squirrel. |
93 |
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We asked 100 men... |
93 |
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You're at a funeral and the deceased just sat up in his casket. What do you do? |
93 |
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Instead of a bouquet, name something a bride might throw at the wedding that could make you think she worked as a stripper. |
93 |
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Fill in the blank: Farmer Joe's cow went from chewing grass to smoking grass, and now it ______s all day. |
93 |
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Name something you'd hate to discover is older than you thought. |
93 |
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Name something a dog can touch with his tongue. |
93 |
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Name something that a person who's a free spirit doesn't bother wearing. |
93 |
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Name something in the park a squirrel might throw his nuts at. |
93 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
93 |
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Name something James Bond might teach his dog to fetch for him. |
92 |
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You walk into a party. Everyone is nude. What do you do? |
92 |
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Name something you'd need for a strip poker party. |
92 |
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Fill in the blank: I really love Swedish ______. |
92 |
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A Speedo should come with a built-in pouch so a man can put what in it? |
92 |
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Name something you might put on your front porch to scare burglars away. |
92 |
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Name something a female cop might do to a sexy guy she pulls over. |
92 |
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Name a creature you'd be shocked that SeaWorld tried to flush down the toilet when it died. |
92 |
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Name a place a woman might post a photo of her ex-husband with the word "cheater" on it. |
91 |
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Tell me something a person might do in the elevator that would make you get off at the next floor. |
91 |
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Name something in the kitchen that Mrs. Potato Head might use to kill Mr. Potato Head. |
91 |
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We asked 100 women... |
91 |
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To please Santa on Christmas morning, name something Mrs. Claus covered her body with to turn herself into a Christmas cookie. |
91 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
91 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
91 |
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Bad news -- they spelled your name wrong. Worse news -- they spelled it wrong on your what? |
91 |
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Fill in the blank: Bob said, "I accidentally went to a veterinarian instead of a doctor and he tried to ______ me." |
90 |
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A cannibal not only likes to nibble on his date's ear, he also likes to nibble on her what? |
90 |
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Name something Humpty Dumpty might have used to cover his crack. |
90 |
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Name a place you wouldn't want to check into. |
90 |
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Instead of a bouquet, name something a witch might throw at her wedding. |
89 |
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Name something at a wild party that a party animal might have at his funeral. |
89 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
89 |
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If you went to hell, who would you expect to see in the welcoming committee? |
89 |
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Men's underwear should come with a pocket so they can keep their what in it? |
89 |
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We asked 100 men... |
89 |
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If you were above the law, name a crime you might commit. |
88 |
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Bad news -- you're going to hell. Good news -- you've packed plenty of what? |
88 |
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Name a fruit you're glad your head isn't shaped like. |
88 |
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People were shocked when instead of cutting the cake, the bride cut the what? |
88 |
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Name a word starting with the letter S that describes Steve Harvey's head. |
88 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
88 |
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Name something that can make a big, strong man cry like a little girl. |
88 |
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A music conductor told his mistress, "Oh baby, play me like a" what? |
87 |
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If a stripper called herself Cinderella, name something she might use in her act. |
87 |
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Name something you never want to see your grandma do in a sexy way. |
87 |
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Name a place that is the perfect setting for love. |
87 |
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Name something you worry that you might do when you get really, really excited. |
87 |
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Name something of yours that you look back and think, "I obviously made the wrong choice." |
87 |
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Name a reason you're standing on one leg. |
87 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
87 |
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Name something you think Steve Harvey spends a lot of money on. |
86 |
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Name a football term a football player calls out in the bedroom. |
86 |
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Name a part you could see Steve Harvey playing in a TV miniseries of the Bible. |
86 |
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Steve Harvey says, "My Aunt Agnes has the world's biggest" what? |
86 |
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Name something that you can't always control if it comes out of you. |
86 |
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Grandma told grandpa, "If your boobs get any bigger, you'll need to" do what? |
85 |
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We asked 100 men... |
85 |
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Name a part of a woman's body that is the last part a man notices. |
85 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
85 |
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Name a place parents go to smoke weed so their children won't suspect. |
85 |
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Fill in the blank: Most men see themselves as the world's best what? |
84 |
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Roses are red; violets are blue. If a man dumps his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, what might she do? |
84 |
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Name something you'd be shocked to come home and find your dog using. |
84 |
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Fill in the blank: At karaoke night, when the boss sang, all the employees ______ed. |
84 |
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Name something your parents have that's better than yours. |
84 |
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Name something you might find at a bachelor party for a 100-year-old man. |
84 |
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Name something that you think might be fun about being a cow. |
84 |
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At a $50 funeral, what might they put someone's ashes in instead of an urn? |
84 |
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We asked 100 women... |
83 |
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Some guys are so lonely, they'll go out on a date with their who? |
83 |
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On Thanksgiving, name a farm animal that a turkey might try to disguise itself as. |
83 |
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Name the last place you were when you got in trouble. |
83 |
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Tell me something you might notice about a hitchhiker that would make you think twice about giving him a lift. |
82 |
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Name an animal everyone calls the boss behind his back. |
82 |
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If you ever did see a real ghost, name a question you'd want to ask it. |
82 |
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Name an animal you might look at and say, "Oh my -- what sharp teeth you have." |
81 |
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Name a kind of pole that doesn't attract strippers. |
80 |
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Name something some married men might secretly say that they love more than they love their wife. |
80 |
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Name something a teacher caught you doing in high school. |
80 |
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Name something on your desk that you'd love to shove in an annoying coworker's mouth. |
79 |
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Name a kind of seat you'd hate to fall off of. |
78 |
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We asked 100 millennials... |
78 |
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We asked 100 men... |
78 |
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Name something you'd be surprised to find in the cookies that grandma baked you. |
77 |
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Be honest -- you'll probably never hear anybody say you have the sexiest what? |
74 |
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Name a word starting with B that describes your granny's fanny. |
72 |
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In your nightmares, name a place where you are the only one there who is naked. |
72 |
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Name something you'd do if your boss came to work naked. |
70 |
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Which TV host has the best moves? |
69 |
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Name something of yours that none of your relatives would want to inherit if you die. |
69 |
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Name something in a hospital room that a patient might be tempted to steal. |
68 |
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Name something your finger fits inside of but you might not want to put it in there. |
67 |
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Name an activity for which you might need a drink to loosen up before you do it. |
66 |
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Name a specific place you fantasize about making love when no one is looking. |
65 |
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Name an unusual place where some couples hold their wedding ceremony. |
65 |
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We asked 100 women... |
63 |
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Name the worst thing you've ever done at work. |
61 |
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Name something the cheapest guy in the world doesn't have in his house. |
61 |
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Name something you loved when you first got it, but now, not so much. |
55 |
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Name an occupation that few people have the courage to do. |
53 |
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