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Name something a cheap guy asks his mom to do so he doesn't have to pay anyone. |
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If the Jolly Green Giant rolled a joint, he'd make sure it was in the shape of what vegetable? |
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Name something a cavewoman got half of in the first-ever divorce. |
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You finally located your old love. How come you don't recognize them? |
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Name something a man doesn't want to see a picture of himself wearing as a baby. |
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98 |
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Name something a woman might like to put on her dog and her man. |
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Name something a magician hopes doesn't die in the middle of his act. |
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Name something a man better do for his psycho girlfriend on Valentine's Day or else. |
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Your cat is like a mobster. She dropped the head of what animal on your bed? |
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The upside to a man getting divorced is that he doesn't have to go where anymore? |
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97 |
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Name an animal that wonders, "Why do you want to eat me? What did I ever do to you?" |
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Fill in the blank: Kim Kardashian is glad she got new insurance because now she knows her ______s are in good hands. |
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Name a former president who as a young man could have been a male stripper. |
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Name someone you hire to entertain who will put the "fun" back in "funeral." |
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Name something about Kermit the Frog that other frogs might make fun of. |
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Name someone that Santa Claus might tell his shrink is really starting to annoy him. |
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Name a sport that could make a kangaroo a superstar. |
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96 |
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Name a specific place you could be where you might not want any visitors. |
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Bob thought it was sexy when his wife wore a nurse's costume in the bedroom until she did what to him? |
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96 |
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Name a part of Mrs. Sanders that Colonel Sanders might say reminds him of a chicken. |
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96 |
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96 |
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Name something people at the public pool did when grandpa jumped into the pool naked. |
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96 |
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It's the morning after a wild party. Tell me what's floating in the hot tub. |
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96 |
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Name something on the farm that the farmer's wife ran off with. |
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96 |
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96 |
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Women love anything French, especially what? |
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96 |
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96 |
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Name an animal Jane imitates in the bedroom that Tarzan says really turns him on. |
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Name something in your bathroom that you'd be surprised to see the dog using. |
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Name an amusement park ride that best describes your love life. |
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Name a complaint a woman might have about a man's lips. |
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At a magician's funeral, as a tribute, what might his magician friends do to his casket? |
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95 |
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95 |
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Name something a wife gives her husband after he finishes his chores. |
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95 |
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Because it's hell, name something that's always out of order. |
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Name a place you might run into your pastor that you'd both keep it a secret. |
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If men could get pregnant, name something they'd probably complain about during pregnancy. |
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95 |
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The wedding quickly went from a marriage to a divorce to a funeral after the bride caught the groom making out with who? |
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95 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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95 |
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Name a part of Miss Piggy that Kermit likes to sit on like it's a lily pad. |
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95 |
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We asked 100 single women... |
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95 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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95 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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95 |
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Name a reason you might get kicked out of a public pool. |
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94 |
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Name something the assistant might like to do to the magician. |
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94 |
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We asked 100 single men... |
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94 |
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Name something used to keep food fresh that a mortician might use to keep a body fresh. |
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94 |
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Name something specific you do during a kiss that turns it into a passionate kiss. |
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94 |
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Fill in the blank: My workplace is a circus and my boss is the ______. |
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94 |
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Fill in the blank: I know my dog loves me, but he's got to stop licking my ______. |
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94 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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94 |
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Most men think of themselves as part man and part what powerful animal? |
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94 |
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Tell me something Sleeping Beauty probably wanted to do right after she woke up. |
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94 |
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Name something a man waxes to make his wife happy. |
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94 |
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Name something you do at a restaurant if your waiter is ignoring you. |
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Name something you'd be shocked to discover your neighbors were selling. |
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93 |
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When a celebrity is using a public bathroom, name something he doesn't want a fan coming up to ask him. |
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93 |
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Name a pet at a pet store you wouldn't let sleep on your bed. |
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93 |
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When he goes to heaven, name something Steve Harvey will be doing there. |
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93 |
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Fill in the blank: A wife might tell her chef husband, "I want you to rub ______ all over me." |
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93 |
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Name something a flight attendant would hate to see both the pilot and the copilot doing. |
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93 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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93 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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93 |
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Name something that might be missing at a really cheap funeral. |
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93 |
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Name someone a man has a romantic dream about that he wouldn't tell his wife. |
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93 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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93 |
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Mr. Peanut divorced his wife after he caught her getting salty with what kind of nut? |
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93 |
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Name something grandma might accidentally rip off of grandpa in the heat of passion. |
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93 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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93 |
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If you were on Steve Harvey's Christmas list, what do you hope he puts in your stocking? |
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92 |
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We asked 100 single men... |
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92 |
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Name a job for which the recruiting ad should say "Ugly people need not apply." |
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92 |
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Name something a man might fantasize about Beyoncé putting on him. |
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92 |
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Name something a leprechaun might say about himself in an online dating ad. |
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92 |
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When grandma and grandpa get romantic, name a place his hearing aid gets caught. |
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92 |
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Name a part of Mr. Potato Head that he hopes doesn't pop off when he's making love. |
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92 |
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Name something you'd hate to find in your mouth when you wake up in the morning. |
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91 |
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I just looked at myself naked in the mirror, and I can't believe the size of my what? |
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91 |
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Name something you might be afraid to tell your boss that you need. |
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91 |
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Fill in the blank: I've been known to ______ my own bottom. |
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91 |
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Fill in the blank: I think I had a great time at the party. The last thing I remember doing was ______ing. |
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91 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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91 |
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Name an activity you hope a houseguest doesn't do in the nude. |
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91 |
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Name a reason you'd stop kissing mid-kiss. |
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90 |
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Name a specific reason a policeman might not give a ticket to a woman who's driving 80 miles per hour. |
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90 |
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The first rule on a first date is never eat what? |
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90 |
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Name something a man is holding in his hands that he might kiss. |
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90 |
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Name something a farmer might buy for his favorite cow. |
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90 |
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Name something that might come off an old mortician and end up in the deceased's coffin. |
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90 |
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Fill in the blank: Are those chocolate chips or did a ______ poop in my cookie dough? |
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90 |
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What might a lady pig find sexy about her big ol' hog? |
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90 |
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If a wife sold her husband's golf clubs without asking, name something of hers he might sell. |
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90 |
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Name something a wife might pay a mortician to do to her cheating husband's body. |
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89 |
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Name something a woman wears to a funeral when she has her sights set on the widower. |
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89 |
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The Colonel had a dream that a chicken was doing what to him? |
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89 |
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You know it's going to be a wild party if the invitation says "Bring your own" what? |
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89 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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89 |
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You hear a knock on the door. Who do you hope isn't there when you answer? |
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89 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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89 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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89 |
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Name a Christmas decoration a nudist might put on themselves at Christmastime. |
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89 |
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Admit it -- you've fantasized about doing what to your boss? |
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89 |
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Name something that a boy might ask his new girlfriend not to wear when meeting his parents. |
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89 |
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The doorbell rings. You open the door. You see Steve Harvey standing outside holding a what? |
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88 |
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Name something you might get to do at a summer camp just for adults. |
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88 |
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Name something that would be a lot more fun to do at a nudist camp than a regular camp. |
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88 |
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What might you do outside in the nude to give your neighbors something to talk about? |
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88 |
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Name something a circus clown's wife might get tired of finding in their bed. |
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88 |
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Name something a cheap person might use their earwax for. |
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88 |
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Name something a wife does in the house that makes her husband hide in the basement. |
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88 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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88 |
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Grandma pranked grandpa by putting Viagra in his food right before he had to go where? |
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88 |
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Name something a woman might love to hear that her ex-husband has lost. |
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88 |
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A woman would not be proud to have the world's largest what? |
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88 |
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Name something people in Beverly Hills might have in their earthquake survival kit. |
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88 |
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A wife's wish might be that just as her husband says he's leaving her, he's hit by what? |
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87 |
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Grandpa likes to wear one of grandma's bras so he can carry his what in it? |
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87 |
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Name something you'd hate to have happen while you're on a tanning bed. |
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87 |
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Name something you do for your dog that makes it seem like he owns you. |
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87 |
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Name an animal that, if it were human, would definitely want to wear a girdle. |
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87 |
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Name something grandma might not tell grandpa she put in the pie he's eating. |
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87 |
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Name a kind of exercise that looks sexier when a woman does it than when a man does it. |
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86 |
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Name a breed of dog you wish your chihuahua wouldn't try to start a fight with. |
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86 |
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Name something in your home that a Martian might mistake for intelligent life. |
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86 |
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We asked 100 single people... |
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86 |
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If no one saw you, what would you love to ride on in the nude? |
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86 |
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Name something you'd hate to find in your closet. |
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86 |
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At a nudist golf tournament, name a golfing term that the commentator might snicker at when he says it. |
|
85 |
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If women wrote a list for men called "Rules for Kissing Me," what might rule number one be? |
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85 |
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Fill in the blank: The family cat might ask the family dog, "Why do you embarrass yourself by ______ing so much?" |
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85 |
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Name something Steve Harvey has had more than one of. |
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85 |
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Tell me an animal that men are sometimes nicknamed after. |
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85 |
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Mrs. Claus told Santa she was leaving him because she can't take what anymore? |
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85 |
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Name the worst place you can imagine being on your birthday. |
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84 |
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Name something you need if you're going to get rid of a dead body. |
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84 |
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Name a TV show that you watch just because of the host. |
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84 |
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What's the first thing a stripper takes off? |
|
84 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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84 |
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Farmer John got so drunk last night, he actually tried to milk what? |
|
84 |
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Fill in the blank: A 100-year-old man might say, "At my age, ______ is better than sex." |
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84 |
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Name something you might tell your family to put in your coffin just in case. |
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84 |
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Name someone you had a romantic dream about that made you feel very weird. |
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84 |
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Name something you're thinking about when you're California dreaming. |
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83 |
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If grandpa were a male stripper, what might he remove during his act? |
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83 |
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Name a kind of candy a woman might put in her bra to make it look like a nipple. |
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83 |
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Name a place a 100-year-old man might take his 95-year-old bride for their honeymoon. |
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83 |
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Name the part of your body that would freak you out the most if it fell off. |
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83 |
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Annabelle the cannibal told a man he looks good enough to eat. And then she put what on his buns? |
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83 |
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In heaven, name something that you'd hope you could get a brand-new one of anytime you wanted. |
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83 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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83 |
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Name someone you'd kiss on the cheek but never on the lips. |
|
83 |
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Name a public place where it's inappropriate for a couple to start French-kissing. |
|
82 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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82 |
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Name something the mischievous elves did to Santa while he was sleeping. |
|
81 |
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Name something a woman might do when she's at her husband's gravesite that would make you suspect she doesn't miss him. |
|
81 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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80 |
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If Satan relocated to the U.S., he'd feel most at home in what city? |
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80 |
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Fill in the blank: You'd never want to hire a nude ______. |
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77 |
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If you could get rid of one thing in your life for a whole year, what would you choose? |
|
74 |
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A sharknado is bad. A tornado dumping what kind of animal on us would be worse? |
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71 |
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If you went to a nude dance party, which dance would be the most fun to watch? |
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71 |
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Bob is so dumb, instead of a banana, he put what fruit down his pants to impress women? |
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71 |
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The comedian was so bad, the audience didn't throw tomatoes -- they threw what? |
|
70 |
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You go for a drive in the nude. A cop pulls you over. What do you tell him is the reason? |
|
69 |
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Name a star who's known for his gorgeous face and bulging biceps. |
|
63 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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61 |
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Name a phrase that starts with the word "dead." |
|
58 |
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Fill in the blank: In my defense, it's not my fault that I'm what? |
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56 |
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