Where do you go if the restroom at work is out of order and you really gotta go?
 

100

NEARBY BUSINESS/CAFE

40

AN OFFICE/CLOSET

4

OUTSIDE/BUSHES

34

DIFFERENT FLOOR

2

OTHER SEX BATHROOM

9

IN A SINK

2

HOME

7

I HOLD IT IN

2







Breaking tabloid news: Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz" was seen making out with who?
 

99

THE TIN MAN

48

TOTO

4

SCARECROW

18

GLINDA

3

THE WIZARD/OZ

12

WICKED WITCH

3

NOT-SO-COWARDLY LION

9

LOLLIPOP GUILD

2







Name one of Santa's reindeer that could also be the name of a stripper.
 

99

VIXEN

30

BLITZEN

8

DANCER

22

DASHER

7

PRANCER

15

RUDOLPH

5

CUPID

10

DONNER

2







We asked 100 women...
Name a sport where you'd love to be in the locker room during shower time.
 

99

FOOTBALL

29

HOCKEY

8

BASEBALL/SOFTBALL

17

WEIGHTLIFTING

6

SOCCER

17

BASKETBALL

6

SWIM'G/WATER POLO

13

VOLLEYBALL

3







Name something frogs might dream about.
 

98

FLIES/BUGS

52

HOPPING

4

LILY PADS/PONDS

21

BUD. WEIS. ER.

2

KISS/BECOME PRINCE

10

MAKIN' TADPOLES

2

OTHER FROG/TOAD

5

BEIN' A FLYING FROG

2







On a first date, a man should never tell a woman that she has a big what?
 

98

BADONK

50

HEAD/EGO

4

NOSE/HONKER

20

SHOE SIZE

3

MOUTH

10

BELLY

3

PAIR OF "PUPPIES"

6

APPETITE

2







Name a specific symptom you fake at work on Thursday if you plan on calling in sick on Friday.
 

98

COUGH

50

FEVER

5

STOMACHACHE

15

SNIFFLES/SNEEZING

4

HEADACHE

9

SORE THROAT

3

PUKING/NAUSEA

9

DIRTY SQUIRTIES

3







Name a part of a woman a man might avoid when she asks him to kiss her all over.
 

98

CRUSTY FEET/TOES

48

HER WONDERLAND

2

HER POOPER

26

HER EYE

2

AROMATIC ARMPIT

12

HER EAR

2

HER HAIR

4

BELLY BUTTON

2







Grandma might tell grandpa, "There's not enough room for both of us in this" what?
 

98

BED/BEDROOM

45

CAR/BACK SEAT

5

TUB/BATHROOM

21

COFFIN

4

HOUSE

14

KITCHEN

2

CHAIR

5

TOWN/WORLD

2







Name a tool a man hides if he suspects his wife might murder him with it.
 

98

HAMMER

44

SCREWDRIVER

6

AXE

25

NAIL GUN

2

KNIFE

9

SCISSORS/SHEARS

2

SAW/CHAIN SAW

8

WRENCH

2







We asked 100 women...
Imagine Steve Harvey is single. Tell me why he should take you on a date.
 

98

I'M FUNNY

44

I'M SMART

6

CUTER THAN HIM

17

I LOVE $/SUGAR DADDIES

6

GOOD COOK

9

GOOD LISTENER

5

I'M SINGLE TOO

7

NICE/DOWN-TO-EARTH

4







At a nudist colony show, a magician might pull a coin out of an audience member's what?
 

98

EAR

41

ARMPIT

4

BROWN STAR/BUTT

32

URETHRA/HOO-HA

4

CLEAVAGE/NIP

7

NOSE

2

HAIR

6

BELLY BUTTON

2







After he gets married, what would a man hate to find out his wife doesn't like to do?
 

98

COOK

40

CLEAN/LAUNDRY

3

MAKE LOVE

38

CUDDLE ALL NIGHT

3

TRAVEL

5

WATCH SPORTS

3

SHOWER

4

SPEAK

2







What might a nurse do to a sexy patient's bottom when it hangs out of his hospital gown?
 

98

SLAP/PAT IT

36

TELL HIM/"I SEE YOU"

2

COVER IT/FIX GOWN

25

LICK IT

2

PINCH/GRAB IT

15

RUB/CARESS IT

2

EXAMINE IT

14

LOOK AWAY/IGNORE

2







We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: Bad news -- you're dead. Worse news -- ______ is hitting on your wife at your funeral.
 

98

MY BEST BUD

27

THE PREACHER

8

BOSS/BIZ PARTNER

26

NEIGHBOR/18 YR-OLD

6

MY BROTHER

14

THE UNDERTAKER

4

HER EX

11

MY DAD

2







Name a way a woman can flirt with a man without making physical contact.
 

97

WINK/EYE-BANG HIM

55

TALK/COMPLIMENT

4

SMILE/GIGGLE

22

PHONE/TEXT

3

FLIP HAIR

5

SHAKE DAT BOOTY/DANCE

2

BITE/LICK LIPS

4

GET NEKKID

2







Name something a person might be running from.
 

97

THE LAW/FEDS

52

CRIMINAL

5

BEAR/ANIMAL

15

COMMITMENT/MARRIAGE

4

THEIR PAST/EX

9

MONSTER/ZOMBIE

3

DEBT/BILLS

7

TRUTH/INNER SELF

2







Name a reason people go commando.
 

97

COMFY/COOL/FREEING

47

UNDIES COST TOO MUCH

3

NO CLEAN UNDIES

31

RASH/SUNBURN

2

NO VIZ PANTY LINE

7

THEY'RE BATHING

2

SEXY/MIGHT SCORE

3

EGO/MACHO

2







If men gave birth to babies, name a public place you'd see them breastfeeding.
 

97

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

46

EATERY/HOOTERS

3

SPORTS ARENA

21

MEN'S ROOM

2

PARK

13

SUBWAY

2

STORE/MALL

8

GYM

2







If a male stripper called himself The Handyman, name something he might use in his act.
 

97

HAMMER

35

HIS HANDSY HANDS

5

TOOL BELT

31

WRENCH

4

SCREWDRIVER

9

TAPE MEASURE

3

POWER DRILL

7

HIS "TOOL"

3







We asked 100 married men...
I sometimes think my wife would trade me in for a new what?
 

97

GUY

31

TELEVISION

7

CAR/SUV

24

PURSE

2

CHICK STICK/VIBRATOR

16

OVEN

2

HOUSE

13

VACUUM

2







Name something people start worrying about more after they turn 30.
 

97

GRAYING/BALDING

26

LOVE/MARRIAGE

8

AGE/NEAR DEATH

22

$/RETIREMENT

8

WEIGHT/6 CHINS

14

HAVING KIDS

5

WRINKLES

10

HEALTH/HEMORRHOIDS

4







Name one specific thing that a bird does in a tree that you never would.
 

97

POOP/ON PEOPLE

23

STAND/ON 1 LEG

8

SLEEP

20

PECK

7

LAY AN EGG

14

SING

7

BUILD NEST

12

MATE/WITH BIRD

6







Name a part of his own body the world's greatest contortionist could kiss.
 

96

BUTT/CINNAMON RING

62

LEG/BACK OF LEG

3

ELBOW

10

PETER THE GREAT

3

FOOT/TOES

10

BELLY/BUTTON

2

BACK

4

FOREHEAD/FACE

2







Name something scary that might be chasing you in your nightmares.
 

96

MONSTER/ZOMBIE

49

CLOWN

3

ANIMAL/SPIDER

24

MY EX

3

MURDERER/CRIMINAL

7

MY MOTHER-IN-LAW

2

COP

6

FLOOD/TSUNAMI

2







Name something a man looks for in a wife if he wants to be happy the rest of his life.
 

96

DELISH COOKING

33

MANIAC IN THE SACK

4

SWEET/LOVING

28

$$$/HEIRESS

4

FUNNY/CHEERY

17

LOYAL/RARELY CHEATS7

3

SMOKIN' FACE

5

MUTENESS

2







A man might say, "I think my wife's a werewolf because she's got hair on her" what?
 

96

FACE

32

FEET/TOES

6

BACK

26

LEGS

5

CHEST/AREOLAS

13

ARMS

3

BUTT/CRACK

8

HANDS/PALMS

3







We asked 100 married women...
If you had a spare coffin lying around the house, name something you'd do with it.
 

96

STORAGE/PANTRY

25

SAVE IT FOR FUTURE

9

TABLE/EAT ON IT

16

SELL IT

9

SLEEP IN IT

15

HIDE IN IT

8

PLANT FLOWERS IN IT

10

KILL & BURY SOMEONE

4







We asked 100 married women...
Name something you'd like to give your husband tips on.
 

96

COOKING

24

ROMANCE

12

DRESSING

21

BATHING/HYGIENE

2

SOCIAL SKILLS/POLITE

17

DRIVING

2

CLEANING

16

FOREPLAY

2







Name a reason Santa Claus's brother is jealous of him.
 

96

HE'S FAMOUS

23

JOLLY/HO HO HO

9

FLIES/SLEIGH & DEER

20

GIVES BEST TOYS

7

MILK & COOKIES

17

SULTRY MRS. CLAUS

5

TEAM OF ELVES

13

LIST OF NAUGHTY GALS

2







Fill in the blank: You'd be the hit of a wild party if you brought ______ with you.
 

95

BOOZE

68

YOUR HOT BOO

3

DRUGS/A FAT BLUNT

8

ANIMAL

2

CELEB/STEVE

7

YOUR CRAZY PAL

2

FOOD/TUNA CASSEROLE

3

A STRIPPER

2







We asked 100 married women...
It would be creepy if your husband asked you to wear his mother's what?
 

95

PANTIES/THONG

47

RING

3

DRESS/WED'G DRESS

20

DENTURES

3

BRA

13

WIG/HAIRSTYLE

2

NIGHTGOWN

5

SHOES/SLIPPERS

2







Name something that might be bouncy.
 

95

BALL

46

MY STYLISH HAIR

6

BOUNCE HOUSE

14

MY BED EVERY NIGHT

2

MY MILK WAGONS

12

MY JUICY BOOTY

2

TRAMPOLINE

11

TIGGER

2







Name something in hell that is just out of a man's reach.
 

95

ICE COLD DRINK

42

DEVIL'S THROAT

5

DREAM GAL

19

AC/FAN

3

HEAVEN/AN EXIT

17

TOILET PAPER

2

MONEY

5

THE REMOTE

2







We asked 100 women...
Name something your pet does more often than your partner does.
 

95

KISSES/LICKS ME

32

BATHES

5

SNUGGLES

31

WALKS/RUNS

2

SLEEPS/WITH ME

15

SITS ON MY LAP

2

FARTS

6

TAKES WHIZ/DUMP

2







Name something Santa might say he wanted to be buried with.
 

95

SLEIGH

25

BAG OF TOYS

11

RUDOLPH/REINDEER

19

COOKIES & CANDY

5

SUIT/HAT/BOOTS

17

HIS FAVORITE ELF

4

MRS. CLAUS

12

HIS PIPE

2







Name something you might not invite your nudist friend to.
 

95

CHURCH

21

GAME/TWISTER

7

PARTY/KID'S B-DAY

21

POOL/BEACH

6

WEDDING

19

MY WORK

2

HOUSE/THANKSGIVING

17

FASHION SHOW

2







Fill in the blank: I'm running out of time to find the perfect ______ before I die.
 

94

BAE/POOKIE

65

CASKET/URN

4

JOB

7

BURGER/MEAL

3

DIGS/HOUSE

6

VACATION/BEACH

3

OUTFIT/SHOES

4

DOCTOR/CURE

2







If you had a pet pig, name a specific food you'd feel weird eating in front of it.
 

94

BACON

60

PORK RIBS

3

HAM

12

SAUSAGE

2

PORK CHOPS

10

PIG'S FEED/CORN

2

PULLED PORK

3

HOT DOG

2







We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: If Steve Harvey was my hubby, I'd ______ him every day.
 

94

TONGUE WRESTLE/HUG

44

COOK FOR

5

SLEEP WITH/DO

13

GO TO CHURCH W/

3

LAUGH WITH/TALK

13

SPANK/SLAP

3

DANCE WITH

10

IGNORE/NOT LOOK AT

3







We asked 100 men...
Name something you'd do if you picked your blind date up and she was a nudist.
 

94

GET NEKKID TOO

43

GIVE BLANKET/TOWEL

4

SMILE

16

BLUSH/SHOCKED

3

STARE/ENJOY VIEW!

14

CLAP & WHISTLE

2

"GET DRESSED!"

10

BEG FOR SEX

2







Name something Kermit the Frog can do that Miss Piggy can't.
 

94

CROAK

37

CATCH FLIES

5

HIPPITY-HOPPITY

28

FIT IN SMALL PLACES

4

SWIM

8

SING WELL

4

PEE STANDING UP

5

PLAY THE BANJO

3







You just smoked a joint. Name someone you should probably not talk to on the phone.
 

94

MY MOM/DAD

37

MY EX

5

POLICE/911

25

MY SPOUSE/MATE

4

MY BOSS

11

MY MOTHER-IN-LAW

3

MY KID

7

MY CLERGY

2







The good news: you had a wild, crazy night last night. The bad news: you now have a what?
 

94

HANGOVER

35

BLACK EYE/INJURY

4

SPOUSE/MATE

21

POLICE RECORD/TKT.

3

BURNING STD

14

HICKEY

2

TATTOO/ON FACE

13

NEW PET/PONY

2







You might start smoking marijuana if they discovered it makes people what?
 

94

SKINNIER

31

RICHER/DEBT-FREE

10

HAPPIER/CALMER

18

YOUNGER/LIVE LONGER

6

SMARTER

12

HORNY

3

HEALTHIER/PAIN-FREE

11

FLY

3







Name something dogs do when they get together for yappy hour.
 

94

SNIFF/BUTTS

29

LICK

8

BARK/HOWL

28

DRINK/FROM TOILET

6

PLAY/RUN

9

WAG TAILS

3

EAT

8

PEE/FIRE HYDRANT

3







We asked 100 married women...
A woman is at your front door claiming to be your husband's mistress. What do you do?
 

94

INVITE IN/ASK ?'S

24

PUNCH THE WENCH

11

SLAM DOOR

15

LAUGH

9

YELL AT HER

13

NOT BELIEVE HER

5

CONFRONT MY OLD MAN

12

"HE'S ALL YOURS!"

5







We asked 100 women...
Name something a guy better not tell you to get rid of or you'll get rid of him.
 

93

PET/MY 8 CATS

54

FRIEND/GUY PALS

5

MY JOB/CAREER

11

MY COMPUTER

4

MY FAMILY/KIDS

7

PHOTOS/OF MY EX

3

DUDS/SHOES

6

MY FAT BULGE

3







We asked 100 women...
Name a way in which your date's face looked like a jack-o'-lantern.
 

93

SMILE/JACKED TEETH

49

HIGH FOREHEAD/BALD

4

EYES/EMPTY EYES

18

FROWNING/MEAN

4

LINES/WRINKLES

7

CREEPY

3

LIT UP WHEN SAW ME

5

ORANGE SKIN

3







If churches want more men to attend, name a place they should hold their service.
 

93

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

47

EATERY/HOOTERS

3

SPORTS VENUE

28

POOL HALL

2

STRIP JOINT

6

STORE/HOME DEPOT

2

BEACH

3

HOME/BEDROOM

2







Name something that people count the days until.
 

93

CHRISTMAS

37

RETIREMENT

5

VACATION

24

SUMMER/SCHOOL OUT

4

PAYDAY

9

BIRTHDAY

4

THE WEEKEND

8

THEIR DEATH

2







Fill in the blank: An actress who becomes famous might say, "I owe it all to my" what?
 

93

PARENTS

35

BOO

8

ADORING FANS

14

CUTE FACE

7

AGENT

13

FAITH IN GOD

5

DOUBLE-D'S/HOT BOD

9

IMMEASURABLE TALENT

2







If your dog joined Instagram, name something he'd post a lot of pictures of.
 

93

HIMSELF/DOING STUFF

30

SQUIRRELS

6

FOOD/BOWL

26

HIS TOYS

5

OTHER DOG/HIS BOO

14

FIRE HYDRANTS

3

HIS OWNERS

6

CATS

3







Fill in the blank: Grandma said, "Once upon a time, grandpa had the best ______."
 

93

BOD/DERRIERE

30

JOB

8

HAIR/MOPTOP

18

DANCE MOVES

3

FACE/SMILE

17

JOKES/STORIES

3

CAR/TRUCK

11

KISSES/HUGS

3







Name a type of snake a male stripper might use as his stage name.
 

93

COBRA

25

BOA CONSTRICTOR

7

ANACONDA

24

RATTLESNAKE

5

PYTHON

18

BLACK RACER

2

VIPER

10

BLACK MAMBA

2







Name something a man might send his ex-wife on the anniversary of their divorce.
 

93

DEAD ROSE/POISON IVY

25

ALIMONY/$

6

THANK U CARD

22

DEAD FISH/CRITTER

5

NOTHING

18

BAG OF POOP

3

PIC/OF NEW BABE

11

BILL

3







If Steve Harvey ran for president, what would he have that most candidates don't?
 

92

HUMOR/CHARISMA

58

NAME RECOGNITION

4

'STACHE

9

TV SHOW

3

STYLE/PIMP SUITS

7

BRAINS/SENSE

3

SMILE/NICE TEETH

5

HONESTY/DECENCY

3







To make a point, what might a woman do to her underwear so that it's just like her man's?
 

92

HOLE/PEE SLIT

55

NOT WEAR ANY

4

SKID MARK/PEE STAIN

15

DYE TO MATCH

3

STUFF W/ SOCK

5

PULL UP TOO HIGH

3

LET DROOP/SAG

4

TOSS ON FLOOR

3







A woman might put in her dating ad, "I only want to date men who have" what?
 

92

$10.3 MILLION

48

HAIR. NO BALDIES!

5

A JOB/WITH PERKS

20

HUMOR/FUN

4

BIG..."PART"

5

INTEGRITY

3

BRAINS

5

NICE ABS

2







Name something grandma might put on grandpa in the bedroom.
 

92

BLANKET

38

S & M GEAR/CLAMPS

3

JAMMIES/CLOTHES

26

HER LIPS/LOVIN'

2

CREAM/HEAT RUB

14

SLEEP MASK

2

HIS DENTURES

5

CPAP MASK

2







Fill in the blank: You cringe when a coworker says, "Hey, you wanna see pictures of my ______?"
 

92

KID/GRANDKID

36

SPOUSE/MATE

7

FANNY

17

CAR/TRUCK

4

VACAY

14

MEALS

2

PET/CAT'S WEDDING

10

SURGERIES

2







When you're at a singles' bar, name a question you answer over and over again with a lie.
 

92

AGE?

32

JOB?

8

SINGLE/MARRIED?

19

HERE ALONE?

5

NAME?

11

HOW ARE YOU?

4

PHONE NUMBER?

10

THINK I'M HOT?

3







We asked 100 single women...
Name a flaw that every man you meet seems to have.
 

92

BRAG/BIG EGOS

27

MORONS/NO SENSE

8

LIE HOURLY

21

CAN'T MULTITASK

6

THEY'RE LUSHES

13

SEXIST PIGS

3

DON'T LISTEN

11

NO JOB

3







Name one thing about Steve Harvey that makes him the sexiest man alive.
 

92

HOT BALD NOGGIN

23

BIG DADDY GOT BIG $

9

HUMOR/PERSONALITY

20

LADY TICKLER/STACHE

9

BIG DIMPLY SMILE

11

FINE PHYSIQUE/FANNY

6

FLY THREADS

10

ANGELIC VOICE

4







Other than cowboys, what might there be a lot of in cowboy heaven?
 

91

HORSES

64

COWS/BULLS

3

HOOCHIE COWGIRLS

10

DOGS

2

COWBOY GARB/HATS

5

MUSIC/"HAPPY TRAILS"

2

BEANS/CHOW

3

COW PIES

2







We asked 100 married men...
Name an animal your wife turns into as soon as you come to bed.
 

91

BEAR/HIBERNATING

26

RACCOON

7

CAT/KITTEN

20

OPOSSUM

6

LIONESS

16

COW

4

SLOTH

8

FOX

4







Tell me something Steve Harvey prays for in church.
 

91

$/JOBS/RATINGS

23

FORGIVENESS/HEAVEN

9

HAIR

20

GOOD HEALTH

8

WORLD PEACE

10

GOOD JOKES

6

HIS FAMILY

10

PATIENCE/WITH TANYA

5







We asked 100 women...
I like a man who's cute and loyal like a puppy, but doesn't do what like a puppy?
 

90

PEE/DOODY ON RUG

41

SLOBBER

6

WHINE/CRY

11

RUN

4

CHEW/TEAR THINGS

10

SHED

4

YAP/BARK

10

LICK/ME

4







Name something an angry wife flushes down the toilet.
 

90

RING/JEWELRY

34

HIS CIGS/CIGARS

7

HIS PHONE

16

HIS KEYS

7

DRUGS/HEART MEDS

11

HIS BOOZE

5

HIS MONEY

7

PIC OF HIM/HIS HO

3







Name something a stripper might have onstage if she were performing for just farmers.
 

90

COW/ANIMALS

24

OVERALLS

7

HAY

18

CORN/CROPS

7

A HOE

13

HAT/STRAW HAT

6

A PITCHFORK

12

TRACTOR

3







Name something a cheap boss gives to his workers instead of a Christmas bonus.
 

89

FOOD/SPAM

39

COMPANY PEN

6

USED GREETING CARD

13

COUPON

5

$2 GIFT CARD

12

DAY OFF/HALF DAY

3

NADA!

8

"I LUV MY BOSS" MUG

S8







Name something you'd be surprised to hear that Kim Kardashian got rid of.
 

89

THAT BADONK

32

HER DOUBLE-D'S

5

HER MONEY

21

HER INSTA/TWITTER

3

KANYE

15

HER MAKEUP

3

HER MANSION

7

HER JOB/FAME

3







Name something a man might kiss with more passion than he does his wife.
 

89

HIS SIDE CHICK

27

TROPHY

5

HIS DOG/PET

23

WINNING LOTTO TICKET

3

CAR/TRUCK

15

FOOD/A PEACH

3

MONEY/CHECK

10

HIS PUTTER/GOLF CLUB

3







Name something a male bear might say a female bear does in a sexy way.
 

89

WALKS/WADDLES

20

EATS/HONEY

12

SLEEPS/HIBERNATES

15

CLIMBS TREE

7

GROWLS/ROARS

14

SHAKES BOOTY/TAIL

5

HUNTS/CATCHES FISH

12

SCRATCHES/ON TREE

4







Name someone who you wonder whether they would save you if you were drowning.
 

89

MY SPOUSE/MATE

16

MY BESTIE

10

MY EX

15

MY KIDS

9

A POLITICIAN

12

MY BOSS/COWORKER

8

MY DOG

11

MY SIBLING

8







We asked 100 women...
Name something that would look good smeared all over your ex's car.
 

88

POOP/MINE

33

MUD

6

LIPSTICK

16

WHIPPED CREAM

3

PEANUT BUTTER

12

TAR

3

EGGS

12

HIS BLOOD/INNARDS

3







Name the occupation with the sexiest-looking people in it.
 

88

MODEL

32

PORN STAR

5

ACTOR

20

ATHLETE

3

STRIPPER/DANCER

13

DOCTOR

3

FIREFIGHTER

9

SERVER/BARTENDER

3







Name something you should never tease your boss about.
 

88

HAIR/BALDING

20

QUITTING

8

SUCK AT JOB

14

LONG WORK DAY

7

PUDGY/SCRAWNY

14

SKANKY SPOUSE

7

MY PAY/CHEAPO

13

OUTFIT/FROM CVS

5







Fill in the blank: Susan said, "I went out with Colonel Sanders. And he tried to put ______ on me."
 

88

CHICKEN/BONES

16

KETCHUP/SAUCE

13

BREADING/FLOUR

16

FINGERS/THE MOVES

8

11 HERBS/SPICES

14

GREASE/OIL

5

GRAVY

13

MASHED POTATOES

3







If a man died after taking Viagra, name a way they might keep the casket lid closed.
 

88

DUCT TAPE

16

LOCK/CLAMP

8

NAILS/SCREWS

16

DRILL A HOLE

7

CORD/CHAIN

14

BREAK/SNAP OFF WOODY

7

WEIGH DOWN/SIT ON

13

GLUE

7







Name someone who you'd be surprised came to your funeral.
 

86

MY EX

46

LONG-LOST PAL

3

POLITICIAN/CELEB

15

NUTCASE NEIGHBOR

2

BOSS/COWORKER

8

MY KILLER

2

ENEMY/CLASS BULLY

8

ANYONE AT ALL

2







Tell me what happened on the best day of your life.
 

86

HAD A BABY

36

1ST SHAG/AT AGE 52

4

MET/MARRIED MY BOO

26

I WON $$$

4

I WAS BORN. YAY!

5

VACAY/JAMAICA, MAN

3

GRADUATED

5

GOT DIVORCED!

3







Name a kind of bird you'd hate to find out your relatives were serving for Thanksgiving dinner.
 

86

PIGEON/DOVE

28

TURKEY/I HATE IT!

9

DUCK

18

QUAIL

6

CROW/RAVEN

9

PARROT

4

CHICKEN

9

PEACOCK

3







Fill in the blank: My bottom was made to be ______ed.
 

86

SAT ON 24-7

23

CARESSED

7

SPANKED/PATTED

18

SQUEEZED

4

BIG & ROUND

18

FIT/TIGHT

3

LOOKED AT/ADORED

10

WIGGLY/LIKE JELL-O

3







Dear Lord, please forgive me for lying to get out of what?
 

86

WORK/MEETING

23

JAIL

8

JURY DUTY

18

CHURCH

7

"TROUBLE"

15

IN-LAW/FAMILY VISIT

3

A TICKET

9

DOING DISHES

3







Name something you'd be surprised to hear that Steve Harvey wears around the house.
 

85

DRESS/WIFE'S CLOTHES

24

PIMP HAT

7

ROBE/KIMONO

23

BUNNY SLIPPERS

5

GOLD THONG/UNDIES

10

WIG

5

SUIT/TUX/TIE

7

SPEEDO/TRUNKS

4







Back off, guys. Nowadays, women don't need your help to do what?
 

85

REPAIRS/ON CAR

22

YARD WORK

5

MAKE/MANAGE $

19

MAKE A BABY

3

ANYTHING!

15

TAKE OUT TRASH

3

OPEN DOORS

15

PUMP GAS

3







Name a kind of court that doesn't have a jury.
 

84

TENNIS COURT

27

SUPREME COURT

6

BASKETBALL COURT

21

TRAFFIC COURT

6

FOOD COURT

9

DIVORCE COURT

4

KANGAROO COURT

7

KING'S/ROYAL COURT

4







What might a bride do a lot of on a honeymoon that makes the groom realize he might have made a mistake?
 

84

YAP/COMPLAIN

27

SPEND MONEY

8

USE PHONE/TEXT

14

DRINK/CLUBBIN'

7

CRY

8

RIP POWER PUFFS

6

SLEEP/SNORE

8

FLIRT/DO BELLHOP

6







Name something parents would be shocked to see the babysitter wearing when she arrives.
 

84

LINGERIE/FISHNETS

21

MINISKIRT

7

STRINGKINI

20

BOOTY SHORTS

6

BIRTHDAY SUIT

17

SCARY MASK/MAKEUP

3

SKIMPY/CROP TOP

7

BODY PIERCINGS

3







Name someone you might avoid seeing if they suddenly became a nudist.
 

83

PARENTS

33

FRIEND

6

GRANNY/GRAMPS

18

BRO/SIS

5

IN-LAWS

7

SANTA CLAUS

4

PASTOR/CLERGY

6

MY EX

4







Name something your friends won't tell you but your best friend will.
 

83

REEK/OF POO & FISH

25

CRAZY IDIOT

6

TOTAL TUBSTER

17

FOOD IN TEETH

5

UGLY FACE/MAKEUP

11

MATE'S A HO/LOSER

5

CLOTHING ISSUE

9

THEIR SECRETS

5







Name something a lonely guy does with his inflatable doll at Christmas.
 

83

KISSY-KISSY

19

DINNER & EGGNOG

10

DANCES

16

EXCHANGES GIFTS

5

MAKES LOVE

13

DRESSES HER UP

5

CUDDLES/IN BED

11

BLOWS HER UP

4







Name something you might be in the middle of and hate to have your picture taken.
 

80

SHOWER/BATH

25

DRESS/UNDRESS'G

5

EATING/RIBS

16

GETTING HAIR DONE

4

AGONIZING DUMP/WHIZ

15

CLEANING

3

HOT NOONER

9

SLEEPING/YAWN'G

3







When a male stripper performs at the old folks' home, name something the ladies might shove in his G-string.
 

78

CASH/SILVER DOLLAR

25

TISSUE/HANKY

6

THEIR TEETH

21

PHONE NUMBER

5

ROOM #/KEY

7

HAND/FINGER

4

FOOD/ENSURE

6

MEDS/FIBER

4







Your dream vacation would include at least a week in what city?
 

59

PARIS

15

LAS VEGAS

6

ROME

11

HONOLULU

5

NEW YORK

6

MIAMI

5

LONDON

6

VIENNA

5







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