Name something that can get scrambled.
 

100

EGGS

83


BRAIN/THOUGHTS

12


WORDS

3


SIGNAL

2








When it gets really cold at the North Pole, tell me who or what might crawl into bed with Santa and Mrs. Claus.
 

100

NAUGHTY ELF

49


REINDEER/VIXEN

35


POLAR BEAR

8


THEIR DOG

8








Name something that causes people to wake up in the middle of the night.
 

100

GOTTA PEE/POOP

42


NOISE/THUNDER

35


NIGHTMARE

20


WORRIES/FINANCES

3








We asked 100 men...
If you tell a woman a secret, you can count on her telling who?
 

100

HER BFF

38


HER MOM

33


HER SISTER

22


EVERYONE!

7








Name something that might be salty.
 

99

CHIPS/FOOD

84


THE OCEAN

8


TEARS

5


PERSONALITY/WORDS

2








We asked 100 women...
Tell me why you think Steve Harvey is probably a great kisser.
 

99

ENGULFING LIPS

79


TICKLY STACHE

11


LOTS OF PRACTICE

5


HE'S HOT

4








Name something you turn on when you're having a dinner party.
 

99

MUSIC/SOFT JAZZ

67


LIGHTS/CANDLES

19


OVEN/GRILL

11


THE CHARM

2








Grandma said that grandpa's idea of a hot date is when she gives him a hot what?
 

99

MEAL/TODDY

61


EPSOM BATH/SHOWER

24


KISS

11


WATER BOTTLE/HEAT PAD

3








Give me a word that rhymes with "spanky."
 

99

HANKIE

59


CRANKY

26


LANKY

10


YANKEE

4








Susan said, "I went on a date with Captain Hook and now I have a hole in my" what?
 

99

HAND/BODY

55


CLOTHES/PANTIES

37


PURSE

5


FURNITURE/BED

2








We asked 100 married women...
You know your husband is cheating if he won't let you near his what?
 

98

PHONE

87


COMPUTER

5


BILLS/RECEIPTS

4


DONG

2








Name something a kangaroo can do much better than you.
 

98

JUMP

86


BOX/KICK

6


RUN

4


CARRY A BABY

2








Name something a man might rent to trick a woman into thinking he's rich.
 

98

LIMO/CAR

86


YACHT

5


HOUSE/VILLA

5


PLANE/HELICOPTER

2








Fill in the blank: Never say ______.
 

98

NEVER

85


DIE

8


GOODBYE

3


I'M SORRY

2








What's the worst thing to see crawling up your leg?
 

98

SPIDER/BUG

80


SNAKE

12


MOUSE/RAT

4


A CHILD

2








We asked 100 men...
Name a way a woman is like a roller coaster ride.
 

98

UPS & DOWNS/MOODS

78


THRILLING/FUN

12


SCARY

6


FAST

2








Name something a little Chihuahua might do in a big way.
 

98

BARK/GROWL

78


POOP/PEE

9


BITE/FIGHT

8


JUMP

3








Many people enjoy singing in the what?
 

98

SHOWER

74


RAIN

14


CAR

7


CHOIR

3








Name a place where you check in.
 

98

HOTEL

74


AIRPORT

11


DOCTOR'S OFFICE

11


RESTAURANT

2








Name something a really small farm might only have one of.
 

98

ANIMAL

72


TRACTOR

16


BARN/SHED

8


FARMER

2








Name something Mickey Mouse might say he loves.
 

98

MINNIE MOUSE

70


CHEESE

23


PLUTO

3


KIDS

2








We asked 100 married women...
What would you do if a magazine offered your husband $10,000 to pose nude?
 

98

DEAL!/UNDRESS HIM

54


SAY NO

24


ASK FOR MORE $

11


LAUGH

9








We asked 100 married women...
Name something you do to new clothes so your husband won't know you've been shopping.
 

98

TAKE TAGS OFF

49


HIDE 'EM

29


WASH 'EM

17


DON'T WEAR 'EM

3








Name the first thing a bear might do after waking up from his five-month nap.
 

98

EAT/DRINK/HUNT

48


GRIZZLY WHIZ/DUMP

27


YAWN/STRETCH

21


GROWL

2








Name a sport that don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing.
 

98

BASEBALL

42


GOLF

42


TENNIS

10


COMPETITIVE DANCE

4








Name something you see an "out of order" sign on just when you need it.
 

97

BATHROOM

91


ATM

2


ELEVATOR

2


VENDING MACHINE

2








Name something kids love to jump into a pile of.
 

97

LEAVES

86


PILLOWS

6


SNOW

3


DIRT

2








It can be wise to remember to shut your what?
 

97

MOUTH/TRAP

82


DOOR

10


WALLET/PURSE

3


WINDOW

2








Name something you might be making when you're at home.
 

97

FOOD/TEA

81


WILD WHOOPEE

11


COCKTAILS

3


THE BED

2








Face it -- you're never going to have a great body until you give up what?
 

97

EATING HABITS/SODA

81


BOOZING

10


BEING LAZY

4


BEING ALIVE

2








Name something you might have delivered if you were spending your birthday all alone.
 

97

CAKE/FAVE MEAL

79


FLOWERS

7


BOOZE

7


A STRIPPER

4








We asked 100 men...
Name a place where you try to avoid eye contact with the guy next to you.
 

97

PEE TROUGH

77


BAR/CLUB

12


STRIP JOINT

5


PRISON

3








Name an occupation whose people had better not be on the phone while working on you.
 

97

SURGEON/DENTIST

77


HAIR STYLIST

10


MASSAGE THERAPIST

8


TATTOO ARTIST

2








Fill in the blank: You know it's a lame roller coaster ride if nobody ______s.
 

97

SCREAMS

70


PUKES

18


RIDES IT

6


CRIES

3








Name something that melts in your mouth.
 

97

M&M'S/CANDY

70


ICE CREAM/POPSICLE

16


ICE

6


BUTTER

5








Name something that guests might have to pay for at a cheap wedding.
 

97

DRINKS

68


CAKE/FOOD

20


A SEAT/COVER CHARGE

6


PARKING

3








When circus clowns get together, they probably compare the size of their what?
 

97

FEET/SHOES

63


NOSES

29


CLOWN CARS

3


WIGS

2








If you want to know how messy someone is, just look in their what?
 

97

HOUSE

63


CAR

27


PURSE

5


WORK OFFICE/DESK

2








Name something a man might be talking about when he says "That's hot."
 

97

BOOBALICIOUS BABE

58


CAR

17


FOOD/COFFEE

16


STOVE/GRILL

6








Name something a cheap guy might tell his date ahead of time to bring your own.
 

97

CASH/CREDIT CARD

52


BOOZE

25


FOOD

18


COUPON

2








Fill in the blank: When a bear comes out of hibernation, he probably thinks, "Man, I really need to ______."
 

97

EAT/DRINK

46


WHIZ/DUMP

45


BATHE

4


GO BACK TO SLEEP

2








Judy said, "I don't know if I'm more upset about my husband cheating or that he bought his mistress a" what?
 

97

CAR/PINK BMW

46


RING/JEWELRY

34


HOUSE

11


PET/PUPPY

6








Fill in the blank: Bob is so big, when he went to the beach, people thought a ______ washed up onshore.
 

96

WHALE

88


BOAT/CRUISE SHIP

4


WALRUS

2


MANATEE

2








Name something cows might be asking for when they say "moo."
 

96

FOOD/GRASS

84


A MILKING

5


PET ME

4


MOOOVE OVER/SPACE

3








Name something people light on special occasions.
 

96

CANDLES

80


FIREWORKS

9


CIGAR/CIG

4


CHRISTMAS TREE

3








Fill in the blank: Fig ______.
 

96

FIG NEWTONS

77


FIG TREE

12


FIG LEAF

4


FIG JAM

3








Name a circus performer who'd be even more thrilling to watch if they performed in the nude.
 

96

TRAPEZE/ACROBAT

71


ANIMAL TAMER

14


CLOWN

9


JUGGLER

2








Tell me something that people stretch.
 

96

BODY/MUSCLES

71


MONEY/BUDGET

13


THE TRUTH

8


RUBBER BANDS

4








What do you think is the most popular sport in America?
 

96

FOOTBALL

69


BASEBALL

23


GOLF

2


BASKETBALL

2








Name something a cowboy in the Old West had that was probably smelling pretty bad.
 

96

GETUP/BOOTS

67


BODY/BREATH

18


HORSE

8


SADDLE/COVER

3








Judge Judy might be small, but she has a big what?
 

96

MOUTH/VOICE

63


EGO/PERSONALITY

24


GAVEL

5


HEART

4








Name something you prefer to do with the lights out.
 

96

SLEEP

63


MAKE LOVE/TO SELF

21


WATCH TV

9


BE NUDE

3








Name a reason people might point and laugh at a man as he leaves a public restroom.
 

96

FLY DOWN

57


TOILET PAPER TRAIL

35


WAS IN WOMEN'S

2


WET SPOT/PEE

2








Name something a cowboy in the Old West might be holding when he's in a saloon.
 

96

DRINK/BOTTLE

57


SIX-SHOOTER

28


HIS HAT

7


CARDS/4 ACES

4








Name a tool that a handyman might nickname his package.
 

96

HAMMER/SLEDGEHAMMER

54


SCREWDRIVER

26


POWER DRILL

12


WRENCH

4








Name something a farmer might try to fatten up.
 

96

PIG

49


COW/BULL

38


CHICKEN

6


HIS WIFE

3








It's bad if a man is late to his own wedding. It's worse if it's because he was where?
 

96

CHEATING/MOTEL

47


DRINKING/BAR

27


STRIP JOINT

17


ASLEEP IN BED

5








The shoplifter froze his package after putting a package of frozen what down his pants?
 

96

MEAT

40


VEGGIES/FRIES

39


ICE CREAM/POPSICLES

12


SEAFOOD

5








Name something that might end up in your mouth during a kiss.
 

96

A TONGUE/OR TWO

36


GUM/CANDY

30


SPIT

28


HAIR

2








Name something a singer would hate to lose.
 

95

VOICE

89


FANS/AUDIENCE

2


MEMORY/THE WORDS

2


MICROPHONE

2








A dog thinks it might have died and gone to doggie heaven if it finds a what?
 

95

BONE/FOOD

88


HOME/BED

3


FIRE HYDRANT

2


WOOF-WORTHY BABE

2








Name something that's better when it's thick instead of thin.
 

95

FOOD/SHAKES

86


HAIR

5


A MATTRESS

2


WAD OF MONEY

2








A woman would have a hard time standing by her man if he were to do what?
 

95

CHEAT/GET HO PREGGO

84


MURDER

7


LIE

2


FART

2








If a dog threw a party for his dog friends, what would he be sure to have at it?
 

95

FOOD/BONES

80


FLIRTY POODLES

6


FIRE HYDRANTS

5


TOYS

4








Fill in the blank: Breaking news -- the president's dog just ______ed in the White House.
 

95

POOPED/PEED

76


DIED

9


BIT SOMEONE

7


HAD PUPPIES

3








Name something that grandma wears that might also fit grandpa.
 

95

CLOTHES/DEPENDS

67


GLASSES/SOLAR SHIELD

17


DENTURES

9


HEARING AID

2








Name a place Bad Santa might go on Christmas Eve instead of delivering presents.
 

95

BAR/CLUB

66


STRIP JOINT

22


HO HO HO HOUSE

4


BED/NORTH POLE

3








Name something most wealthy people have more than one of.
 

95

CARS

63


HOUSES

28


OUTFIT/CLOTHES

2


DOLLARS

2








Name a place you remove your clothes that you hope there's no hidden camera.
 

95

DRESSING ROOM

57


BATHROOM

25


BEDROOM

8


DOCTOR'S OFFICE

5








Name something you'd have trouble doing without a tongue.
 

95

TALKING

50


EAT/LICK/TASTE

39


KISSING

4


TOUCH'G NOSE WITH IT

2








Name a reason you're tied up with a rope.
 

95

I'M KINKY! GRRR!

45


HOSTAGE

44


ARRESTED/DETAINED

3


KID GAME/PRETEND

3








Name something you butter up.
 

94

BREAD

79


THE BOSS

9


CORN

4


MY SWEETUMS

2








We asked 100 women...
Name something that's fun to do with a woman and a drag to do with a man.
 

94

SHOP

78


CLUBBING

7


WATCH CHICK FLICK

6


BEAUTY TREATMENT

3








Name an occasion when a lot of pictures are taken.
 

94

WEDDING

77


BIRTHDAY PARTY

8


VACATION

5


FAMILY REUNION

4








Name the easiest animal in the jungle to imitate.
 

94

MONKEY/APE

76


LION

9


PARROT/BIRD

5


SNAKE

4








Name a country whose men know how to kiss.
 

94

FRANCE

73


ITALY

12


UNITED STATES

7


MEXICO

2








Tell me the last person you kissed.
 

94

SPOUSE/MATE

72


KID/GRANDKID

15


OVERBEARING MOTHER

4


MY EX

3








Besides butter, name something you put on popcorn.
 

94

SALT

70


CHEESE

14


CARAMEL

8


GARLIC

2








Name something you might skip in the morning so you can get to work on time.
 

94

BREAKFAST/COFFEE

67


SHOWER

16


EXERCISE

7


BRUSHING TEETH

4








We asked 100 women...
You just discovered that a man with your exact job is making twice your salary. What do you do?
 

94

SEE BOSS/GET RAISE

65


QUIT

23


CALL LAWYER

4


NOTHING

2








Name something you'd like to buy for your mom if you could afford it.
 

94

HOME/IN THE ARCTIC

64


CAR

18


VACAY

7


JEWELRY/PROMISE RING

5








If a stripper dressed as a clown, name something that might fly off her while she twirled on the pole.
 

94

BIG RED NOSE

61


WIG

23


CLOWN SHOES

7


BALLOON ANIMALS

3








Give me a word you might hear a director shout on a movie set.
 

94

"CUT"

59


"ACTION"

30


"QUIET"

3


"WRAP"

2








Name something a lady polar bear might find attractive about her mate.
 

94

SILKY WHITE FUR

49


BIG HOT BOD/PAWS

30


CUTE NOSE/FACE

10


HUNTING PROWESS

5








Name a place where people are nervous the first day they are there.
 

94

JOB

48


SCHOOL

31


DOC/E.R./DENTIST

12


PRISON

3








You'd really hate to fall on your what?
 

94

BUTT

41


FACE

29


TOP OF HEAD

21


PROVERBIAL SWORD

3








You should never wake a sleeping ______.
 

94

BEAR

33


BABY/PERSON

32


DOG

20


GIANT

9








If Steve Harvey owned 101 dalmatians, he might get tired of doing what?
 

93

WALK/POOP SCOOP

81


FEEDING 'EM

7


HEAR'G 'EM BARK

3


NAMING/CALL'G NAMES

2








Name something a pirate is caught stealing from another pirate that he'd walk the plank for doing.
 

93

TREASURE/GOLD

72


RUM

9


HIS WENCH

7


PARROT

5








Name something that's no good if it isn't sharp.
 

93

KNIFE/SWORD

70


PENCIL

11


MIND

7


SCISSORS

5








Tell me a reason you're touching your toes.
 

93

STRETCH/EXERCISE

67


CLIP/PAINT NAILS

16


SCRATCH ITCH

6


BOOTY/COLON EXAM

4








Name something a wife would hate to hear her husband did to the nanny's fanny.
 

93

SPANK IT

64


PINCH IT

18


CARESS IT

7


KISS IT

4








Name something you miss about home when you're on vacation.
 

93

BED/PILLOW

63


PETS

24


FOOD/PORK RINDS

3


MY TV SHOWS

3








We asked 100 women...
It's sad to say, but name an occasion when you'd rather have a bad date than no date at all.
 

93

VALENTINE'S DAY

60


A WEDDING

18


NEW YEAR'S EVE

10


MY PROM

5








We asked 100 men...
Name something you like to keep very clean.
 

93

MYSELF!

52


CAR

34


COMPUTER SCREEN

4


MY OFFICE

3








We asked 100 men...
Name a woman in your life who's smarter than you.
 

93

MY BAE

51


MY MOM

27


MY SISTER

11


MY BOSS

4








Good or bad, name something people spread.
 

93

GERMS/CHLAMYDIA

44


RUMOR/NEWS

38


JOY/LOVE/SMILES

7


BUTTER

4








Name something a man buys that's as big as his ego.
 

92

CAR/TRUCK

84


BOAT

3


HOUSE

3


MAGNUM CONDOMS

2








You'd have to be really unlucky to get struck by what?
 

92

LIGHTNING

79


A TRAIN

5


METEOR/FALL'G STAR

5


A CAR

3








Name someone who might say "Hold it right there."
 

92

COP

78


PARENT

7


SECURITY/BOUNCER

4


PHOTOGRAPHER

3








Name something your grandma always gave you when you visited her house.
 

92

COOKIES/FOOD

75


HUG & KISS

10


'TUDE/LECTURE

4


$/SILVER DOLLAR

3








If you dared, name something about Superman you might make fun of.
 

92

TIGHTS/SUIT

75


HIS HAIR/CURL

8


WEAKLING

5


CLARK KENT GLASSES

4








Most kindergarten teachers are used to kids putting a finger in what?
 

92

THEIR NOSE

75


THEIR EAR

7


GLUE

6


PAINT

4








We asked 100 men...
Name a place you might run into your father-in-law where you both agree to never talk about it.
 

92

STRIP JOINT

70


BAR/GAY CLUB

11


NUDE SAUNA/SPA

8


HO HOUSE

3








Name an activity that brings men closer together.
 

92

SPORTS/FISH'G

66


COLD BREWSKIS

13


POKER/GAMES

8


GAY LOVEMAKING

5








What's one thing people wish for when they wish upon a star?
 

92

MONEY

65


LOVE

18


HAPPINESS

6


A PUPPY

3








Fill in the blank: God, I wish I had more ______.
 

92

MONEY

64


TIME

17


KNOWLEDGE

6


PATIENCE

5








Name something from a cheap funeral that might be used for the next dearly departed.
 

92

FLOWERS

59


CASKET/BOX

28


SUIT/OUTFIT

3


URN

2








Name someone who has put their hands on your body.
 

92

SPOUSE/MATE

59


DOCTOR

24


MASSAGE THERAPIST

6


MY EX

3








Name something you have that's broken in to perfection.
 

92

SHOES/CLOTHES

53


FURNITURE/BED

26


BASEBALL GLOVE

8


CAR

5








We asked 100 men...
Name something of yours that your wife thinks is "ours."
 

92

MONEY/BANK ACCT.

51


CAR

35


CLOTHES/SHIRT

4


FOOD

2








Name something people might have a lot of in their ears while other people have nothing.
 

92

WAX

50


HAIR

22


EARRINGS

13


GOSSIP/TALK

7








If America had to sell a state to pay some bills, which one would sell for the highest price?
 

92

CALIFORNIA

44


NEW YORK

24


TEXAS

14


HAWAII

10








Name something of yours that you wish were softer.
 

92

SKIN/BODY

42


BED/BEDDING

24


HAIR

17


MY HEART/'TUDE

9








Name something you might swallow to hide the evidence.
 

92

DRUGS/MEDS

41


FOOD/GUM

30


PAPER/PHONE #

15


KEY

6








Name something you might have to give up if you want to live to be 100.
 

92

BAD FOOD/SODA

36


SMOKING

28


HOOCH

24


EXTREME SPORTS

4








Name something a man should be prepared to do when he asks a woman on a date.
 

91

PONY UP

74


MANNERS/OPEN DOOR

7


BE REJECTED/NO SEX

6


PLAN IT/CREATIVE

4








Name something you keep in your kitchen in case a party breaks out.
 

91

BOOZE/DRINKS

70


SNACKS

14


CORKSCREW

4


SHOT GLASSES

3








Name a word starting with W a man might call his mother-in-law.
 

91

WITCH

69


WOMAN

14


WONDERFUL

5


WENCH

3








We asked 100 men...
I'd love to wake up tomorrow and find out that I'm a what?
 

91

BILLIONAIRE

67


YOUNG MAN/KID

20


WOMAN

2


FATHER

2








Name something that starts off hot but eventually cools down.
 

91

COFFEE/FOOD

66


RELATIONSHIP/SEX

19


STOVE/OVEN

3


SUMMER/WEATHER

3








Fill in the blank: I don't like being told what to ______.
 

91

DO

65


WEAR

12


SAY

7


THINK

7








Name a place where it's acceptable to see man boobs but not woman boobs.
 

91

BEACH

63


GYM/LOCKER ROOM

12


POOL

10


WRESTLING/BOX'G RING

6








Name something you worry that, even now, your mom will do if you talk back to her.
 

91

SLAP/HIT ME

60


CUSS/SCOLD

20


SILENT TREATMENT

7


SEND ME TO ROOM

4








What might a first-time parachute jumper do on his way down?
 

91

SCREAM/CRY

53


PRAY

26


PEE/POO SELF

7


HURL

5








Name something that might be sparkling.
 

91

WINE/DRINK

52


DIAMOND

29


STAR

6


SPARKLER

4








Name something you can't do unless you open your mouth.
 

91

EAT

51


TALK

25


YAWN

8


BRUSH TEETH

7








Name something a dog always sees on which it lifts its leg and pees.
 

91

TREE/BUSH

49


FIRE HYDRANT

35


TIRE

4


GRASS/GROUND

3








If a magazine featured the sexiest president ever, who would be the centerfold?
 

91

JOHN F. KENNEDY

49


BARACK OBAMA

24


BILL CLINTON

9


RONALD REAGAN

9








Name a job at a strip club where you can keep your clothes on.
 

91

BARTENDER/SERVER

46


BOUNCER/SECURITY

37


CUSTODIAN

4


COOK/WING CHEF

4








Name something you might buy a tiny amount of.
 

91

FOOD/SPICES

45


DRUGS

29


GOLD/JEWELS

14


PERFUME

3








Name a purchase you shouldn't cheap out on because you'll be spending a lot of time in it.
 

91

BED/MATTRESS

38


CAR/TRUCK

27


HOUSE

19


CLOTHES

7








Give me a word that rhymes with "phony."
 

91

BALONEY

37


PONY

32


BONY

15


TONY

7








Name something that goes up, up, and away.
 

90

BALLOON

76


AIRPLANE

5


SUPERMAN

5


MONEY/YOUR INCOME

4








Name an animal that's bigger than a horse.
 

90

ELEPHANT

72


WHALE

7


GIRAFFE

6


HIPPO

5








Name a piece of sports equipment a woman keeps by her bed just in case.
 

90

BAT

70


WEIGHTS/DUMBBELL

11


A GUN

6


GOLF CLUB

3








The babysitter asked the kids, "Hey, where do your parents keep the" what?
 

90

BOOZE

60


SNACKS/JUICE

16


REMOTE

7


1ST AID KIT

7








We asked 100 women...
Which food pairs best with being dumped?
 

90

ICE CREAM

56


CHOCOLATE

28


PIZZA

3


PASTA/CACIO E PEPE

3








You're devastated. Your rich uncle died and left all his money to his what?
 

90

DOG/PETS

52


LOVER/SKANK WIFE

27


AWFUL KIDS

6


SERVANT/MAID

5








We asked 100 women...
I'd love to have a really expensive pair of what?
 

90

SHOES

51


EARRINGS

29


JEANS

5


BOOBS

5








No Disney Princess is complete without a what?
 

90

TIARA/JEWELRY

49


PRINCE

21


BALL GOWN

16


SIDEKICK/TALK'G PET

4








Name something that people bust out of.
 

90

THE CLINK

48


CLOTHES/TIGHT DRESS

33


A CAKE

5


THEIR SHELL/BUBBLE

4








Fill in the blank: Green is the color of ______.
 

90

GRASS

47


MONEY

37


VEGGIES/BROCCOLI

3


ENVY/JEALOUSY

3








Name a superhero who might tell their shrink they're having a secret identity crisis.
 

90

SUPERMAN

39


BATMAN

37


THE HULK

8


SPIDER-MAN

6








At a wedding, a couple cuts up the cake. After a divorce, they cut up what?
 

90

$$$/ASSETS

35


MARRIAGE LIC.

33


PICS

17


EACH OTHER W/ KNIFE

5








Tell me an occupation where people hate coming to see you.
 

89

DOC/DENTIST

75


MORTICIAN/FUNERAL

6


IRS/TAX OFFICE

4


COP

4








Name a place you really should put your phone on vibrate.
 

89

CHURCH

64


THEATER/MOVIES

10


FUNERAL

8


WORK

7








If you had a treasure chest like a pirate does, what would you put in it before you buried it?
 

89

TREASURE/JEWELS

50


PHOTOS

23


DIARY/PRIVATE NOTES

12


PERSON/MATE

4








Steve Harvey has a million-dollar what?
 

89

SMILE

48


MANSION

28


SALARY/JOB

10


WARDROBE

3








We asked 100 men...
What would you hate a date to say her jealous ex-boyfriend does for a living?
 

89

COP/DETECTIVE

42


WRESTLER/FIGHTER

27


MOB/HITMAN

16


BOUNCER

4








Name a place where you sit in the back row so no one will see you going or coming.
 

89

THEATER/MOVIE

41


CHURCH

37


STRIP JOINT

6


FUNERAL

5








Name something you might squeeze to reduce stress.
 

88

BALL/STRESS BALL

76


BOOBS

5


MY HAND/FIST

4


PILLOW

3








Name something that's always more exciting when it's new.
 

88

SWEET RIDE

70


LOVE/SEX

12


HOUSE

3


CLOTHES

3








Name something you look forward to turning on when you get home from work.
 

88

TV/FEUD

70


MY HOT HONEY

6


MUSIC/NEIL DIAMOND

6


OVEN

6








Name a kind of ball that you hope never hits you in the face.
 

88

BASEBALL/SOFTBALL

58


BOWLING BALL

11


GOLF BALL

10


BASKETBALL

9








Fill in the blank: Smooth as ______.
 

88

SILK

51


A BABY'S BOTTOM

22


BUTTER

9


ICE/RINK

6








Tell me a U.S. city that has a lot of millionaires.
 

88

NEW YORK

42


L.A./BEV HILLS

39


WASHINGTON, D.C.

4


MIAMI

3








We asked 100 men...
Heaven won't be paradise unless they have what there?
 

88

TV/FOOTBALL

30


BEER/BARS

29


SMOKIN' BABES

23


DOGS

6








When Santa returns home on Christmas Eve, what would he hate to discover is gone?
 

87

THE MRS.

63


FOOD/HOT COCOA

12


PETULANT ELVES

6


HIS COMFY CHAIR

6








Tell me a day of the year when you know your family's going to get into a fight.
 

87

THANKSGIVING

52


CHRISTMAS

21


ELECTION DAY

7


EVERY DAY OF YEAR

7








Some men have a body like Mr. Peanut. And others are shaped like what kind of nut?
 

87

WALNUT

39


ALMOND

25


CASHEW

17


BRAZIL NUT

6








A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in what?
 

87

OTHER BABES/BOOTY

38


SPORTS

25


HIS BUDS/BAR NIGHTS

19


EATING

5








Name something expensive you'd like to buy before you die.
 

87

HOUSE/VILLA

36


CAR/R.V.

32


BOAT/CRUISE SHIP

12


A POOL

7








Name something a wife might want for Christmas that starts with the letter D.
 

86

DIAMOND

70


DIVORCE

6


DOG

6


DRESS

4








Name the worst thing to be late for because your alarm clock didn't go off.
 

86

WORK/INTERVIEW

59


FLIGHT

10


WEDDING/YOUR OWN

9


COURT

8








Fill in the blank: Grandma said, "Oh, for goodness' sakes -- grandpa lost his ______ again."
 

86

TEETH

57


GLASSES

20


MARBLES/MIND

5


PHONE

4








Name something newlyweds spend their wedding cash on.
 

86

HONEYMOON/HOTEL

56


NEW HOUSE

13


FURNITURE/BED

9


BOOZE

8








A woman dreams of someday having a big what?
 

86

HOUSE

43


WAD OF CASH

22


WEDDING

17


FAMILY

4








Give me a word that rhymes with "thumb."
 

86

DUMB

42


NUMB

26


BUM

10


PLUM/PLUMB

8








Name something you forget to take off at the airport while clearing the TSA security screening.
 

86

BELT

35


JEWELRY/WATCH

25


SHOES

21


GLASSES/SHADES

5








Name a place that makes you nervous when you're there.
 

85

DR./DENTIST/E.R.

68


COURT

6


POLICE STN./SLAMMER

6


BIG CITY/ALLEY

5








You got a job at an all-nude office. What might you hide behind on your first day?
 

85

DESK

65


POTTED PLANT

9


FILE CABINET

8


COMPUTER

3








Fill in the blank: Pumpkin ______.
 

85

PUMPKIN PIE

63


PUMPKIN SPICE

11


PUMPKIN PATCH

7


PUMPKIN SEED

4








We asked 100 married women...
Name a reason a Kardashian wouldn't be interested in your husband.
 

85

NOT RICH

57


TOO OLD

18


BORING/INTROVERT

6


TOO SMART/NERDY

4








If a dog had a will, what might he leave to another dog?
 

85

BONE STASH/FOOD

54


FAVORITE TOY

18


HIS HUMAN

7


BOWL

6








Tell me a profession where adults seem to behave like children.
 

85

ENTERTAINER/CLOWN

44


SPORTS/ATHLETE

20


TEACHER/PRE-K

11


POLITICIAN

10








What is it in your house that makes a groaning and creaking sound?
 

85

FLOOR/STAIRS

40


PEOPLE/MY LOVER

33


FRONT/BACK DOOR

7


FURNACE

5








Name something about a bank robber's description that would make you suspect it was the Queen of England.
 

85

CROWN/JEWELRY

37


OLD/WHITE HAIR

19


ENGLISH ACCENT

17


SHORT/PETITE

12








Name something grandpa says they don't make as good as they used to.
 

84

CARS/TRUCKS

65


FOOD/CANDY

9


CLOTHES

5


PEOPLE/POLITICIANS

5








You stayed at a $10-a-night motel. Name something you might find in your room.
 

84

ROACHES/BUGS

62


CONDOM

12


RATS/MICE

6


VIBRATING BED/FUTON

4








Name an occupation that if you work in it, your mom claims bragging rights.
 

84

DOCTOR

61


LAWYER

11


ACTOR

8


CHEF

4








Name something that people say is running smoothly.
 

84

CAR/ENGINE

58


WORK/BUSINESS

15


THE ECONOMY

8


LIFE

3








We asked 100 women...
Name something everyone expects you to do just because you're the mom.
 

84

COOK

47


CLEAN/LAUNDRY

28


CHANGE DIAPERS

6


DRIVE CARPOOL

3








Name a big animal you should never try to tip over.
 

84

ELEPHANT

45


BEAR

20


COW/BULL

15


BUFFALO/BISON

4








We asked 100 single women...
A man can score a lot of points with me if he says I have a nice what?
 

84

SMILE/FACE

40


PERSONALITY

26


FIRM FANNY

9


FAMILY/KID

9








When I was a kid, if you talked back to the teacher, you got what?
 

84

PADDLED/HIT

40


SENT TO PRINCIPAL

25


DETENTION

14


PUT IN CORNER

5








Fill in the blank with one exact word: ______ bath.
 

83

BUBBLE BATH

60


HOT BATH

14


BIRDBATH

5


SPONGE BATH

4








Name something grandpa is always doing that keeps the dog from getting a decent night's sleep.
 

83

SNORING

57


FARTING

14


GET'G UP TO PEE

9


PLAY'G MUSIC/RADIO

3








Fill in the blank: Grandpa said, "Oh dang it -- I lost my ______ again."
 

83

TEETH

54


BIFOCALS

16


MIND/MARBLES

7


KEYS

6








Name a sport where the men have bigger bottoms than most women.
 

83

WRESTLING/SUMO

51


FOOTBALL

20


WEIGHTLIFTING

8


ICE SKATING

4








Name an occupation with whistleblowers because they blow a whistle on the job.
 

83

REFEREE/UMP

49


TRAFFIC COP

20


COACH/P.E. TEACHER

8


TRAIN CONDUCTOR

6








Name something Tom Brady might count if he's trying to fall asleep.
 

83

FOOTBALLS

45


TD'S/POINTS

15


SUPER BOWL RINGS/WINS

15


SHEEP, OF COURSE

8








Name something you have that's precious to you.
 

82

FAMILY/1 OF MY 3 KIDS

63


JEWELRY/WATCH

10


PET/PUSSSYCAT

5


PHOTOS

4








Name someone who might tell you, "It's all over."
 

81

MATE/EX

66


BOSS

7


DOCTOR

4


COACH/REF

4








Name something the best mom ever packs in her kid's school lunch.
 

81

SWEETS/DESSERT

60


SANDWICH/PBJ

9


CUTE NOTE

8


APPLE/FRUIT

4








Oh no -- it's Christmas Eve and you forgot to get a present for who?
 

81

MY BAE

54


MOM/POP

13


IN-LAWS

7


PET/GRAND-DOG

7








Name a place you'd be surprised to hear that Santa met Mrs. Claus.
 

80

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

35


BEACH/MIAMI

22


STRIP JOINT

20


SOUTH POLE

3








Name someone who can actually bring you to tears.
 

79

MOM/DAD

28


MY BAE

26


KID/GRANDKID

21


SINGER/STREISAND

4








Fill in the blank: ______ bowl.
 

78

SUPER BOWL

62


ROSE BOWL

7


SUGAR BOWL

5


FISH BOWL

4








Name an occupation whose people are saints on Earth.
 

78

NURSES

47


CLERGY/NUNS

19


DOCTORS

6


NEW ORLEANS SAINTS

6








Name something someone might tell you to lower.
 

75

MY VOICE

52


THE VOLUME/MUSIC

11


THE PRICE

7


BLINDS/SHADES

5








Name something you would brush with a very little brush.
 

74

TEETH

40


EYEBROWS/LASHES

20


PET/HAMSTER

9


BABY'S HAIR

5








Name an organ in your body that might pop right out if you squeeze really hard.
 

69

EYEBALL

48


STOMACH

8


INTESTINES/RECTUM

7


HEART

6








Fill in the blank: I have way too many ______.
 

65

CLOTHES

37


BILLS

17


BOOKS/MAGS

6


PETS/CHICKENS

5








We asked 100 men...
Where's the craziest place you've ever gotten naked?
 

65

BEACH/SEA/LAKE

26


HOME/ROOF

15


POOL

13


WOODS

11








We asked 100 men...
Name something men should never say after the first date.
 

61

SEX/MY PLACE?

21


MARRY ME?

16


I LOVE YOU!

14


HAVE SISTER/FRIEND?

10








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: My man is like a football player in bed. He's always ______ing.
 

60

SCORING/TOUCHDOWN

25


FUMBLING

25


TACKLING

6


PASSING

4








Name a famous doctor you hope isn't performing surgery on anyone.
 

55

DR. PHIL

26


DR. DRE

13


DR. SEUSS

9


DR. KEVORKIAN

7








Name something that you might say you can't wait to get out of.
 

54

WORK/ZOOM MTG

22


CLOTHES

13


DEBT

10


JAIL AGAIN

9








Name something in your home that you wonder, "What was I thinking when I got this?"
 

52

ART/STATUE OF ME

21


FURNITURE

14


VILE SPOUSE/MATE

9


PET/FISH TANK

8








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