Name a part of your body that can make bubbles.
 

100

MY MOUTH

70

MY STOMACH

2

MY BUGLING BOOTY

16


MY SNOTTY HONKER

10


MY HANDS

2








Name something that gets backed up.
 

100

TOILET/DRAIN

60

BOWELS/PERSON

3

DATA/DOCUMENTS

20


TRAFFIC

10


A CAR

7








We asked 100 single women...
What would you do if your fiancé asked you to split the cost of your ring?
 

100

BYE, FELICIA!

44

PICK CHEAPER RING

10

SAY "NO"

19


SPLIT IT

16


LAUGH/"SO FUNNY"

11








Name something that might be cut into pieces so it would fit in a car trunk.
 

100

DEAD BODY

43

CARDBOARD/BOX

6

WOOD/TREES

36


OLD FURNITURE

8


TASTY ROADKILL

7








Name something a female fan asks Steve Harvey to sign that would make his wife say "No way."
 

99

BOD/LEFT BOOB

78

DIVORCE PAPERS

2

BRA/BOULDER HOLDER

11


PANTIES

5


BLANK CHECK

3








Name something that might come out of a piñata at a billionaire's birthday party.
 

99

CA$H MONEY/GOLD

65

HUSSIES

2

JEWELRY

26


CANDY OF COURSE!

4


KEYS TO CARS

2








We asked 100 married men...
Name a reason your wife has stopped talking.
 

99

MAD/UPSET

57

SHE CROAKED

2

ASLEEP/TIRED

26


EATING

8


LARYNGITIS/SICK

6








Name an animal a magician hides in his pants that he hopes doesn't bite his magical part.
 

99

BUNNY

54

SNAPPING TURTLE

2

SNAKE

18


BIRD/DOVE

17


MOUSE/RAT

8








Name someone in your life who has a nude photo of you.
 

99

MY PARENTS

45

MY EX

3

MY BOO

30


NO ONE

18


MY DOCTOR

3








We asked 100 single men...
Fill in the blank: I'm looking for a woman who has a bigger ______ than mine.
 

99

HEART

34

BOOTY

2

BANK ACCT./WALLET

32


PAIR OF BOOBS

17


HOUSE

14








Name something the camels are judged on at the camel beauty pageant.
 

98

HUMPALICIOUS

74

SPITTIN'/HUFFIN'

3

HOT SMILE/FACE

9


BEST TOE/HOOF

7


PRETTIEST COAT

5








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I'd stop seeing a man if he didn't ______ every day.
 

98

SHOWER

57

CALL/TALK TO ME

2

BRUSH TEETH

33


CHANGE CLOTHES

3


SHAVE/HIS BODY

3








Name something a psycho-in-training might do to their ex's clothes for revenge.
 

98

CUT/SHRED/RIP 'EM

38

BLEACH 'EM

6

BURN 'EM

34


THROW 'EM OUT

12


WEAR 'EM

8








Grandma is sick of grandpa falling asleep in the middle of what?
 

98

GOIN' TO O-TOWN

33

DRIVING

2

TV/WHEEL OF FORTUNE

32


DINNER/MEAL

29


CHURCH

2








We asked 100 women...
If Steve Harvey were giving you a full-body massage, you'd tell him to start where?
 

98

BACK, OH YASS!

27

SCALP, BABY!

2

SHOULDERS, MMM!

25


NECK, THAT'S RIGHT!

23


FEET, W/ HIS TONGUE

21








Name a place a man might bring along an ugly friend so he looks better to the women there.
 

97

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

86

GYM

2

PARTY/MIXER

4


STRIP JOINT

3


WEDDING

2








How can you tell if someone is lying to you?
 

97

SHIFTY EYES/EXPRESSION

84

SWEATING

2

VOICE/STUTTER

5


FIDGET/TWITCH

4


ANY TIME LIPS MOVE

2








Fill in the blank: Bob said, "I never believed my wife when she told me she was raised by ducks. But then one day, she ______ed."
 

97

QUACKED

79

FLOATED IN POND

2

LAID EGG/& FRIED IT

8


WADDLED

5


FLEW SOUTH

3








Name something a fisherman does to a fish that his wife might do to him if he cheats.
 

97

SKIN, CUT & GUT

76

BATTER/COOK

3

HOOK/CATCH

8


HIT/CLUB

6


RELEASE/TOSS BACK

4








If a cat had a dinner party, what might it serve to its kitty dinner guests?
 

97

TUNA/FISH

64

CATNIP

5

MOUSE MOUSSE

14


MEOW MIX

8


MILK/CREAM

6








Name a reason a woman says she likes to date leprechauns.
 

97

POT O' GOLD

57

LOVES GREEN CLOTHES

3

LUCKY/MAGICAL

28


DIGS SHORTIES

6


INTO IRISH DUDES

3








Name a man who is a game show legend.
 

97

ALEX TREBEK

54

RICHARD DAWSON

3

BOB BARKER

24


STEVE HARVEY

11


PAT SAJAK

5








Name something a man buys his new wife just to irritate his ex-wife.
 

97

CAR/YEARLY

53

CLOTHES/LINGERIE

2

20-CT. RING

33


HOUSE/NEXT DOOR

6


BIGGER BOOBS

3








We asked 100 women...
What do you hope your man doesn't rip right off you in the heat of passion?
 

97

JEWELRY/PIERCING

44

GLASSES

2

BRA/CLOTHES

34


HAIR/EXTENSION

12


BODY PART/HEAD

5








We asked 100 married women...
You'd be shocked if you discovered that your husband bought your mom what?
 

97

LINGERIE/VINYL THONG

34

ANYTHING AT ALL

9

FLOWERS

21


JEWELRY/ENGAGE RING

20


CAR

13








Name a reason a woman might marry a dumb guy.
 

96

MONEY

70

LOVE

3

SHE'S DUMB/FEEL SMART

10


HE'S HOT

9


BOSS HIM AROUND

4








To a kid, having an innie belly button is useful for storing what?
 

96

CANDY/PEAS

55

BOOGERS

2

LINT/DIRT

32


COIN

5


MARBLE/TOY

2








Name a part of her cheating husband a wife might shave the hair off of while he's asleep.
 

96

HEAD

50

BEARD/STACHE

5

HIS HAIRY MANILOW

24


EYEBROWS

9


CHEST

8








Name an occupation where you might have to do the splits.
 

96

GYMNAST/ACROBAT

48

YOGA INSTRUCTOR

5

CHEERLEADER

17


STRIPPER

13


DANCER/BALLET

13








Name something that could go wrong on a cruise.
 

96

SICK/"THE TROTS"

46

RUN OUT OF BOOZE

2

SINKS/ICEBERG

32


FALL OVERBOARD

12


STORM/WEATHER

4








Name something you'd have to get used to if you were a fly.
 

96

SWATTED AT/DEATH

41

GLASS/WINDOWS

2

EAT POO/TRASH

33


FLY'G/WIND

17


COMPOUND EYES

3








Name something Kermit might say he's glad that Miss Piggy doesn't do like a real pig.
 

96

SQUEAL

34

KISS/RUB SNOUTS

2

ROLL IN MUD

32


EAT/HER YOUNG

21


SMELL

7








Name something a woman might do with a picture of the man who dumped her.
 

95

BURN IT

71

POOP/PEE ON IT

2

CUT/RIP IT UP

16


THROW DARTS AT IT

4


DRAW ON IT

2








We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: I really hope my wife never ______s me.
 

95

LEAVES/DIVORCES

63

DIES/CROAKS ON ME

5

KILLS/SHOOTS

15


GOOGLES

6


HITS/KICKS

6








Name a part of your body with a hole that you wish you could open and shut with a zipper.
 

95

MOUTH

60

CAVERNOUS NAVEL

3

EARS

15


BUTT/CINNAMON RING

12


NOSE

5








A cheating husband would be mortified if his wife had him served with divorce papers where?
 

95

WORK

58

HIS FOLKS' HOUSE

2

LOVE NEST/HO'S BED

24


CHURCH

6


HOME/ON CRAPPER

5








Name a specific part of a woman's body that a man might say is his favorite.
 

95

MT. EVERBREAST

48

NECK

3

THAT CAKE!/BUTT

27


FACE/EYES

10


LEGS/THIGHS

7








Name the first thing Steve Harvey bought when he made his first million.
 

95

MANSION/PROPERTY

46

TEETH WHITENER

2

BENTLEY/CAR

37


CLOTHES/PURPLE SUIT

8


YACHT

2








If men wanted to show off their big booties, what would they wear?
 

95

TIGHT PANTS/JEANS

43

BUTTLESS CHAPS

3

SHORT SHORTS

25


UNDIES/THONGS

15


SPEEDO/SWIMSUIT

9








Name something you'd see a lot of at Snoop Dogg's house when he throws a party.
 

94

GANJA/BONGS

67

BLING

2

HOOCH/KEGS

13


BABES/CELEBS

9


FOOD/CANDY

3








Name something specific a woman removes at bedtime that makes her man say, "Who are you?"
 

94

MAKEUP

66

TEETH

3

WIG

17


PADDED BRA

5


EYELASHES

3








Name something you might do naked in your backyard if you had a really high fence.
 

94

SUNBATHE

62

WHIZ/DUMP

2

SWIM

25


DANCE IN MOONLIGHT

3


YARD WORK

2








Name something about a person that might remind you of Donald Duck.
 

94

VOICE/LAUGH

47

TEMPER/'TUDE

4

FACE/WIDE MOUTH

25


WADDLES

12


FEET/WEBBED

6








We asked 100 men...
Name something you might lie about on a first date that could come back to haunt you.
 

94

BILLIONAIRE

44

BEING SINGLE

4

JOB/MALE MODEL

26


AGE/ONLY 29

15


EXES/# OF LOVERS

5








Name something a cowboy might hide in his boot.
 

94

KNIFE

43

FLASK

4

MONEY

20


GUN

19


CIGARETTE/CIGAR

8








Name a place a woman hopes her ex-husband ends up after their divorce.
 

94

HELL/GRAVE

38

HIS PARENTS'

2

PRISON/SOLITARY

24


"POOR HOUSE"

24


ICELAND/FAR AWAY!

6








Name a reason you should never sleep naked.
 

93

FIRE/EMERGENCY

61

PET ON BED/SNAKE

3

TOO COLD

14


BUG INFESTATION

11


KIDS/RELATIVES

4








Name a fruit a woman might tell her plastic surgeon she wants her bottom to be shaped like.
 

93

PEAR

34

CANTALOUPE

4

PEACH

28


APPLE

23


2 WATERMELONS

4








If a man runs out of shaving cream, name something from the fridge he can slather on for a smooth shave.
 

93

BUTTER

32

YOGURT

3

WHIPPED CREAM

30


MAYO

24


SOUR CREAM

4








Fill in the blank: The mortician might have a collection of ______s he's taken off people.
 

92

JEWELRY/RINGS

65

FAKE EYELASHES

3

BODY PARTS/TOES

12


CLOTHES/HATS

7


HAIR/WIGS

5








Name a planet a stripper might use as their stage name.
 

92

VENUS

57

PLUTO

5

URANUS

16


SATURN

8


JUPITER

6








If a woman chooses to give birth underwater, name a sea creature that might assist with the birth.
 

92

DOLPHIN

41

SEAHORSE

3

OCTOPUS

29


MERMAID

13


WHALE

6








Name something you want to be really clean before you use it.
 

92

DISHES/FORK

34

UNDIES

2

BATHROOM/TOILET

33


TOOTHBRUSH

21


VIBRATOR

2








We asked 100 single women...
You just met a guy who's a perfect physical specimen. He's probably what?
 

91

GAY

42

A NUT JOB

4

TOO YOUNG/17

16


A DOOFUS

16


TAKEN

13








Name a cramped place that if you can make love in there, you can make it anywhere.
 

91

CAR/VW BUG

39

TWIN BED

2

CLOSET/PANTRY

26


BATHROOM/ON PLANE

22


PHONE BOOTH

2








Name something you'd hate to be caught on camera doing in an elevator.
 

90

PICKIN' A WINNER

45

SWAPPIN' SPIT

5

SEX/BOSS' WIFE

22


ADJUST/SCRATCH'G

13


TWERKING

5








Name something a man finds in his son's drawer that he decides to keep for himself.
 

90

NUDIE PIX/VIDS

43

SOCKS/CLOTHES

5

DRUGS/DIME BAG

23


RUBBERS

11


MONEY

8








Name the U.S. state that probably has the most nudists.
 

90

FLORIDA

41

OREGON

3

CALIFORNIA

35


HAWAII

8


ALABAMA

3








We asked 100 women...
Name a place a guy wants to take you on a date but you tell him it's too soon.
 

90

TO BED/HOME

36

RESTAURANT

4

MEET HIS FAMILY

22


NO-TELL MOTEL

19


VACAY/PARIS

9








Name a wild animal that would be fun to cuddle with if it weren't for the fact that it can kill you.
 

89

BEAR/PANDA

37

GORILLA

3

TIGER

27


LION

18


CHEETAH

4








We asked 100 married men...
What's the first thing your wife does after you make love?
 

89

SLEEPS

29

CUDDLES...UGH

5

SHOWERS

22


PEES

21


SMILES COYLY

12








Name a place that you'd be shocked if people started showing up there naked.
 

88

CHURCH

40

MY HOUSE

4

WORK

32


STORE/WALMART

8


THE BEACH

4








We asked 100 men...
Name something that makes a woman unforgettable.
 

88

FACE/GUMMY SMILE

37

SCENT

6

TOE-CURL'G SEX

19


PERSONALITY

13


BODY

13








We asked 100 women...
You'd hate to see a man do what while he was kissing you?
 

88

CHECK PHONE/TEXT

33

GET "STIMULUS PACKAGE"

3

EYES OPEN/BAE WATCH

29


WATCH TV/SPORTS

20


SLEEP/SNORE

3








Name a place a man might be hanging out where he'd get a text from his wife saying "I can see you."
 

87

BAR/CLUB

39

TOILET/LADIES' ROOM

3

STRIP JOINT

35


CAFE/HOOTERS

5


TRAMP'S HOUSE

5








To impress a woman, what might a fireman bring with him on a date?
 

87

HOSE/NOZZLE

37

FIRE TRUCK

7

UNIFORM/HELMET

23


DALMATIAN

11


AXE

9








We asked 100 married men...
Your wife just announced her mother's moving in. What do you do?
 

87

LEAVE/MOVE

29

DRINK...HEAVILY

10

CRY/SCREAM

23


MAKE ROOM/IN GARAGE

13


CHANGE LOCKS

12








Name an occupation that is filled with crooks.
 

86

POLITICIAN

52

CAR SALES

5

LAWYER

14


BANKING

9


PROFESSIONAL THIEF

6








What do you think Steve Harvey smells like?
 

86

COLOGNE/AXE

51

SMOKE/CIGARS

3

FOOD/PARMESAN

19


MONEY

9


FLOWERS/JASMINE

4








Name a country where the women's body language is as sexy as the language they speak.
 

86

FRANCE

40

SWEDEN

3

ITALY

22


SPAIN

11


BRAZIL

10








Parents always remember their child's first what?
 

85

WORD

52

NAME

4

STEPS

19


BIRTHDAY

5


DAY OF SCHOOL

5








We asked 100 drivers...
Name an animal that, if you see it on the road, you'll pull over and say "hop in."
 

85

DOG

45

PLAYBOY BUNNY

4

CAT

15


KANGAROO

13


RABBIT

8








A wife tells her husband, "My mom is coming for a visit. Go clean" what?
 

84

THE LOO

56

YOUR VILE SELF

5

BEDROOMS

9


THE KITCHEN/DISHES

8


THE GARAGE

6








Name something you'd hate to see fall from the sky.
 

84

PLANE

51

POOP

3

METEOR/ROCK

18


SUN/STARS

7


BIRD

5








Name something you might celebrate leaving.
 

84

AWFUL MATE

37

HOME/AT AGE 40

3

CRAP JOB

29


SCHOOL

10


THE HOSPITAL

5








Living or dead, name a first lady who would make an excellent talk show host.
 

83

MICHELLE OBAMA

49

NANCY REAGAN

8

HILLARY CLINTON

10


BARBARA BUSH

8


JACKIE KENNEDY

8








Name an article of clothing you've worn five days in a row.
 

82

JEANS/PANTS

39

SHOES/SANDALS

7

JACKET/HOODIE

19


SHIRT/TEE

9


BRA

8








You'd be horrified if your friend told you they never use what?
 

82

SOAP

28

PAPA STOPPA/THE PILL

9

TOOTHBRUSH/PASTE

19


DEODORANT

15


TOILET PAPER

11








Name something you'd hate to discover Billy is feeding the dog.
 

79

CHOCOLATE

52

POOP

4

MEAT/NY STRIP

9


BEANS/PRODUCE

9


THE CAT/CRITTER

5








Name a kid's dearly departed pet whose casket was a shoebox.
 

79

HAMSTER

49

GUINEA PIG

5

BIRD

14


CAT

6


FROG

5








Name something that 99% of women wish their man had that he currently doesn't.
 

79

JOB/$$$/NO DEBT

49

A VISIBLE WANG

4

ABS/MUSCLES

11


HAIR

10


SENSE/BRAIN

5








Name something that can ruin a squirrel's day.
 

77

NO NUTS/BAD NUTS

36

A HAWK/BIRD

6

A CAR

13


RAIN/SNOW

12


A DOG

10








Name someone who might be called the greatest dancer of all time.
 

77

MICHAEL JACKSON

28

PATRICK SWAYZE

5

FRED ASTAIRE

27


JENNIFER LOPEZ

9


MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV

8








Name an animal that would be hard to eat once you gave it a name.
 

77

COW

24

RABBIT

8

PIG

19


CHICKEN

18


DOG

8








Fill in the blank: No, the deli owner isn't glad to see you -- he's just got a ______ in his pocket.
 

76

SALAMI/MEAT

43

QUARTER ROLL/$

6

PICKLE

15


BAGEL/BREAD

6


GUN

6








We asked 100 women...
Name an animal that your man's tongue reminds you of.
 

76

SNAKE

40

PIG

5

DOG

14


ANTEATER

10


LIZARD

7








Name a place that the devil might hang out looking for future tenants.
 

75

BAR/CLUB

40

CHURCH

5

WASHINGTON, D.C.

18


PRISON

7


CASINO

5








If a mortician signed his work like an artist, where on the body might he put his signature?
 

75

FOOT/TOE

34

CHEST

6

BUTT/CHILI CANNON

15


FOREHEAD/FACE

12


ARM/PIT

8








A man loses his appeal when he loses what?
 

74

HIS HAIR

30

HIS TEMPER

6

HIS HUMOR/CHARM

15


HIS $$$/JOB

14


HIS TEETH

9








Name a place you go that you love how it smells.
 

72

BAKERY/EATERY

35

MOM'S HOUSE

4

OCEAN/THE OUTDOORS

23


SOAP/LOTION SHOP

6


LAUNDROMAT

4








Of all the cute baby animals in the world, which is the cutest?
 

72

PUPPY

24

ELEPHANT

6

PANDA/BEAR

17


KITTEN

16


KOALA

9








Name someone wives everywhere have to thank for very curvy women being back in style.
 

71

KIM KARDASHIAN

25

NICKI MINAJ

6

BEYONCE

17


SOFIA VERGARA

13


JENNIFER LOPEZ

10








I'd like to smoke pot with my grandma because she always has what food in her house?
 

70

COOKIES

35

CAKE

5

BROWNIES

15


CHIPS/CHEETOS

8


CANDY/CHOCOLATE

7








Describe Abraham Lincoln using one word.
 

68

HONEST/SINCERE

29

DEAD

5

TALL

21


SMART/INTELLIGENT

7


PRESIDENT

6








Name something you hate seeing your grandpa spend your future inheritance on.
 

65

BIMBOS/STRIPPERS

28

SPORTS/FISHING

5

GAMBLING

15


BOOZE

9


CAR/OLDSMOBILE

8








Name an occupation a man has that a lot of women fantasize about making love to him.
 

65

FIREFIGHTER

25

SINGER/ROCK STAR

7

ACTOR/XXX STAR

15


ATHLETE

11


COP

7








We asked 100 women...
If your man wore a Speedo, it would look like he had what candy in it?
 

65

SNICKERS/BITE SIZE

23

REESE'S CUPS

6

TOOTSIE ROLL

16


MOUNDS

12


3 MUSKETEERS

8








Name someone who asks you questions that you don't like to answer.
 

62

DOC/THERAPIST

21

CHILD

7

BOSS/COWORKER

12


MOM/DAD

12


COP

10








If you don't curse, what do you say when you hit your finger with a hammer?
 

62

OUCH/OUCHIE

20

DANG/DANGNAMIT

7

SHOOT

14


FUDGE/FUDGESICLE

12


DARN

9








Name something little that can cause big problems.
 

59

BUG/TERMITE

26

MOUSE

6

KID/BABY

12


TOOTH/CAVITY

8


MONEY/BILLS

7








Susan thought she married Prince Charming. But he turned into what Disney character?
 

57

GOOFY

19

DUMBO

6

THE BEAST

13


DOPEY

10


THE FROG

9








Speaking of "Naked and Afraid," name a specific place where you would be afraid to be naked.
 

56

WORK

22

SCHOOL

6

CHURCH

10


BEACH/OCEAN

10


STORE/MALL

8








If being funny turns women on, name a living comedian who is a chick magnet.
 

56

STEVE HARVEY

15

CHRIS ROCK

7

STEVE MARTIN

13


JERRY SEINFELD

12


JIMMY FALLON

9








Past or present, name the greatest female singer of all time.
 

54

WHITNEY HOUSTON

30

DOLLY PARTON

5

ARETHA FRANKLIN

8


BARBRA STREISAND

6


CELINE DION

5








Name something in his house that a lonely ventriloquist might make talk.
 

52

DUMMY/DOLL

17

PLANT/VENUS FLYTRAP

6

HIS PET

15


FOOD/SANDWICH

8


PILLOW

6








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