We asked 100 men... |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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We asked 100 women... |
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In an all-nude orchestra, what instrument would offer little coverage? |
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The farmer slept in the barn after he told his wife she reminds him of what farm animal? |
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Name something the Wicked Witch of the West envied about Glinda the Good Witch. |
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Name a reason you might remove your pants quickly. |
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Not that you need one, but which of the seven dwarfs would you least like to have as your defense lawyer? |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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If your house were recently a crime scene, what would you do to get it ready for sale? |
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Name something you don't stick your finger in, at least when someone's looking at you. |
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Name something Cinderella told her friends happened to her that they found unbelievable. |
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Loser Bob bragged to the florist that the flowers he's buying are for his sexy girlfriend. Who are they really for? |
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Fill in the blank: A married woman might say, "I never ever want to find another woman's ______ on my husband." |
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We asked 100 women... |
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We asked 100 men... |
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Name a place you'd be surprised a preacher went right after church. |
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Name something a man might have in common with his underpants. |
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Fill in the blank: There's a specific reason Bob calls his mother-in-law "cow." It's because she ______s like one. |
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We asked 100 single men... |
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We asked 100 men... |
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If the cop who pulled you over was family, what might you be surprised he still did to you? |
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Name an occupation that the better they look, the more money they make. |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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Name something starting with the letter K that a wife might do to her husband. |
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Name something a male stripper might put on before performing. |
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We asked 100 men... |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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Name a reason you open your mouth very wide. |
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Tell me a gemstone a stripper might use as her stage name. |
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Name something that's bad for you. |
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We asked 100 women... |
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Tell me the worst thing to happen while you're making love in the woods. |
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Name some news you'd be surprised to hear about Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg. |
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We asked 100 women... |
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Name something you like done to your buns. |
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Name something on your body that you have more than two of. |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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Fill in the blank: A man would be in trouble if he compared his wife's ______ to a cow's. |
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Fill in the blank: You'd hate for your pharmacist to say loudly, "Your prescription for ______ is ready!" |
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If you owned 101 dalmatians, you'd probably have to buy 101 what? |
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Tell me why you're blindfolded. |
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Name something you buy for a birthday party that you might also buy for a divorce party. |
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We asked 100 men... |
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Name an office supply a person swallows as a joke that's not so funny when it comes out the other end. |
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If a stripper called herself Goldilocks, name a prop she might use in her act. |
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Name a specific reason a child might tell someone they look like a horse. |
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Name something specific a doctor might put in your bottom. |
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Name something a kid uses to practice the art of kissing. |
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Name something you bring to the party that makes you the life of the party. |
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Grandma said, "The last time I made love in the back seat of a car, I broke my" what? |
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We asked 100 women... |
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Fill in the blank: Santa Claus said, "I don't clean my ______ -- I have the elves do that." |
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Name a reason people stay in touch with an ex. |
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Name something that's a lot easier to put on than it is to take off. |
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Name the worst kind of music to listen to when you have a hangover. |
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We asked 100 women... |
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Name something about Tarzan that Cheeta might make fun of behind his back. |
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Name something Bigfoot probably complains about. |
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Name the worst city to be in if you have no money. |
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Tell me something a man named Rod has that might make the ladies call him Hot Rod. |
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When grandma's mad at grandpa, she turns off his what? |
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Name something you like to put on your naked body. |
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Name a reason the groom was crying at the wedding. |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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Fill in the blank: A wife might tell her ex's new girlfriend, "Careful -- he ______s a lot." |
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If you had a pumpkin for a head, name something someone might try to do to it. |
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Instead of something comfortable, what sexy thing does a man wish his wife would slip into? |
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Tell me an animal you'd hate to meet while you're out hiking. |
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If a dog designed his own doghouse, what would he want to have inside it? |
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Name something a naked fireman has to be more careful doing on the job. |
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Name a game show where you'd like to see players take their clothes off for every wrong answer. |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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Name something specific about a flamingo that a mockingbird might mock. |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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We asked 100 parents... |
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Name a place you feel comfortable using a curse word. |
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People shake their booties. Which animals shake their tails? |
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A female secret agent might have a bra that can do what? |
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We asked 100 women... |
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Matzo ball soup is great. But name a kind of ball you wouldn't want to find in your soup. |
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We asked 100 men... |
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We asked 100 women... |
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The devil says, "It's easy to get a man to sell me his soul. I just offer him" what? |
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Name something it might be hard to do if you literally had two left feet. |
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Name something that Steve Harvey might wax. |
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Name something that's okay for your doctor to ask you to do but not your boss. |
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Name a specific occasion when a man might keep his gut sucked in the entire time. |
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Name something a farmer might be holding in his online dating photo. |
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A woman doesn't want to kiss a man if he has a what? |
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We asked 100 women... |
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We asked 100 men... |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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To make up for not giving them hair, God gave all bald men a better what? |
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Name an outdoor winter activity you'd be surprised to see a nudist doing. |
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Name something other than your lips that's involved with the best kiss ever. |
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Name a reason that Superman doesn't date much. |
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I could win a contest for having the ugliest what? |
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A woman might tell a sexy vampire, "Forget my neck -- bite me on my" what? |
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We asked 100 married people... |
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Name something all wicked witches have in common. |
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We asked 100 women... |
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Name something specific of his mother's a man wears to feel closer to her. |
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When a stripper gets married, what might her bridesmaids be wearing? |
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Name something a wife gives her husband that makes him a happy chappie. |
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Tell me something you'd hate to have happen while you're making love in a car. |
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Name one thing a naked circus clown might be wearing. |
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Susan said, "I dated a doctor last night, and he kept checking my" what? |
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Tell me something that's fun to do even if you're not good at it. |
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Tell me one thing grandma might remove when she slips into something more comfortable. |
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Name something a wife would be wearing that she'd kill her husband if he took her picture. |
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What's your favorite thing to have covered in chocolate? |
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Name a part of your lover's body that looks better when the lights are dimmed. |
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Fill in the blank: The hair on Susan's legs is so thick that she ______s it. |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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Name something a man who's self-conscious about his weight might do to look thin. |
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Name something that's not appropriate to wear to a funeral even if it's black. |
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Name a way a wife might be able to tell that her husband wore a pair of her panties. |
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Name something you'd be surprised your lover asked you to do to their feet. |
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Name something your ex stuck you with. |
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Name something you'd spend a lot of time standing behind on your first day at a nudist colony. |
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Name something the doctor at the nudist camp urgent care might be wearing. |
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We asked 100 men... |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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My carpenter became a dentist and took out my wisdom teeth with a what? |
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At the funeral director's house, he has some beautiful coffins that he uses as what? |
90 |
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If Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would he do with his reindeer? |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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Name something you'd be shocked that your boss gave everyone at work. |
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Name something a little kid might sell at his "I'm running away from home" sale. |
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Fill in the blank: You might say to yourself, "When did my ______ get so big?" |
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Name something that came flying out of grandma's cleavage when she sneezed hard. |
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We asked 100 women... |
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Name a place where someone might be singing like a canary. |
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We asked 100 men... |
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No kid wants to trick-or-treat at a house that gives out what? |
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We asked 100 men... |
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Name something Itty Bitty Betty put in her bra to give herself a bigger, better bust. |
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Name something specific a man might swallow right before he goes to prison so it comes out later. |
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Fill in the blank: After grandma smoked a joint, she started ______ing like crazy. |
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Name something you'd hate to realize you peed on when you came home drunk last night. |
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Tony is a real lowlife. For Valentine's Day, he stole two ______s -- one for his wife and the other for his girlfriend. |
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We asked 100 women... |
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We asked 100 parents... |
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The laziest man in the world thinks it's too much effort to change what? |
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Name something a wife might do to every pair of her cheating husband's underwear. |
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Name a gift a woman's rich boyfriend gets her that makes her feel like she's on a game show. |
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Name a sin you'd commit in heaven that might get you sent straight to hell. |
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Fill in the blank: You're not proud of it, but you have eaten an entire ______ in one sitting. |
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What's the worst thing to find inside of your house? |
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Name something you might put on your boss's chair the day you plan on quitting. |
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We asked 100 women... |
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Fill in the blank: No, I wasn't caught in the rain. I went to the zoo and a ______ sneezed on me. |
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Name something Steve Harvey's son might do just like dear old dad. |
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Name something you'd want to take with you if you stayed overnight at a cemetery. |
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Give me a nickname a man might call his wife with the word "sweet" in it. |
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Fill in the blank: A woman married for 70 years said, "I credit our long marriage to ______ing my husband every day." |
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Name something you wish you'd had a different one of on your wedding day. |
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Name something you'd find at grandma's place that tells you she's a bad grandma. |
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Name a holiday where you hope you'll have a good time but you never do. |
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We asked 100 men... |
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Name something a vampire might have more than one of. |
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Name something that might be full of holes. |
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If you become a nudist, name a place that you might not be welcome anymore. |
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After you die, name something you'd hate for someone to do to your grave. |
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As long as you live, name someone you never want to accidentally see naked. |
85 |
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Name a kind of paper that a dumb guy might use to roll a joint. |
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Name something some men can store under their man boobs. |
85 |
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Name someone you'd be shocked just patted you on the bottom. |
85 |
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If two of Santa's elves got into a fight, name something one of them might use as a weapon. |
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Steve Harvey has probably hired a special person whose sole job is to do what for him? |
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We asked 100 women... |
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Name something that's been up your nose. |
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Name something a wife might find in her husband's car after he's been to a strip club. |
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What would you put in your sandwich if people at work were always eating your lunch? |
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Name something a lifeguard might be wearing when he works at a nude beach. |
83 |
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What do you take to bed with you that you'd also like to take to heaven with you? |
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Name something that gets rolled up. |
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Name something you hope a houseguest brings so they don't use yours. |
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Fill in the blank: You wouldn't want to go swimming if there's ______ in the water. |
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In your fantasies, who are you pushing off a cliff? |
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Name something that starts with the word "breaking." |
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Fill in the blank: A married man might say, "I'm spending more time with my mother-in-law ever since she told me she loves ______." |
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Name something you might not bend over to pick up at a nudist colony. |
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Name something you'd do if your boss showed up to work naked. |
81 |
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Name a gift that pirates might give each other at Christmas. |
81 |
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Fill in the blank: Will you ever ______ me? |
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We asked 100 married men... |
80 |
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When you go to heaven and they search your luggage, be sure you're not bringing in what? |
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The Bride of Frankenstein said she married Frankie because of his sexy what? |
75 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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Name a kind of car that most men want but will never be able to afford. |
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We asked 100 women... |
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Name something you pull. |
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Give me an ice cream flavor a stripper might use as her stage name. |
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Give me a term of endearment a woman might call her man and her dog. |
65 |
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What goes up that you'd be surprised if it didn't come back down? |
65 |
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We don't mean to be morbid, but what's the last food you'd like to eat before you die? |
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Name something a man buys for himself because his wife refuses to buy it for him. |
65 |
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If a weatherman described your boss's personality, what weather term would he use? |
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Name something a friend gets that you might say, "That's the biggest one I've ever seen." |
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Name something you could do that would finally make your mother proud. |
63 |
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Name the sport that most resembles your lovemaking style. |
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Name a favor a best friend might ask of you and you'd say no. |
60 |
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Name a successfully funny man who really does laugh all the way to the bank. |
60 |
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If Steve Harvey became president, he'd make sure Air Force One had what on board? |
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Name something a wife would be holding that would really get her husband's attention. |
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Name a place where you might say, "I don't want to go in there." |
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