Name a sign that your girlfriend might be turning into a cat.
 

100

MEOWS/PURRS

37

EATS FRISKIES

4

CLAWS/SCRATCHES

21

HISSES

4

GREW WHISKERS

18

GETTING FURRY

4

GREW A TAIL

10

USES LITTER BOX

2







Name something you're embarrassed to admit you still do in the bathtub like a little kid.
 

100

PLAY W/ BUBBLES

34

SING

8

LET ONE RIP

24

PEE/TURN IT YELLOW

6

TOYS/DUCKIES

12

SWIM/GO UNDER

5

SPLASH

9

CRAZY HAIRSTYLES

2







Name something you'd be surprised to see your boss riding to work on.
 

99

HORSE/ANIMAL

37

LAWN MOWER

4

MOTORCYCLE

22

SKATEBOARD

2

BIKE/TRICYCLE

23

BROOM

2

THE BUS

7

SCOOTER

2







We asked 100 married women...
My husband likes to play a game where he's a dog and I'm a what?
 

99

PUSSYCAT

33

DOGCATCHER

5

ANOTHER DOG

29

LEG

5

BONE/TREAT

18

CHEW TOY

2

FIRE HYDRANT

5

TRAINER

2







Fill in the blank: Bob had such a horse face, his wife was tempted to put ______ on him.
 

99

BAG/FEEDBAG

33

MAKEUP

10

REINS/BRIDLE

18

MUZZLE

4

MASK/BLINDERS

15

SHEET/PILLOWCASE

3

SADDLE

14

HORSESHOES

2







We asked 100 single women...
Name one thing a guy does during a conversation that can make you think he likes you.
 

99

LISTEN

18

SMILE/LAUGH

12

TOUCH HAND/ARM

17

ASK FOR #/DATE

11

GAZE INTO EYES

15

GET CLOSE/LEAN

9

SWEET TALK

14

WINK

3







You'd be shocked if your friend told you that they hadn't done what in days?
 

98

BATHED

50

MADE LOVE

6

PEED/PLANTED CORN

15

GOTTEN DRUNK

2

EATEN

12

BRUSHED TEETH

2

SLEPT

9

SHOPPED

2







Fill in the blank: A married man might say, "My wife taught me to be a better ______."
 

98

MAN/PERSON

49

LISTENER

5

COOK

13

FATHER

5

LOVER/KISSER

12

HANDYMAN

2

HUSBAND

10

LIAR

2







Name a part of your body a doctor might look inside of.
 

98

PIEHOLE

47

SNOUT

5

EAR

26

HEAD/SKULL

3

"MY TUSH"

8

EYE

2

"LADY PARTS"

5

HEART

2







Name something an angry Mrs. Potato Head decided to turn Mr. Potato Head into.
 

98

FRIES/TOTS

46

CASSEROLE

3

MASHED POTATOES

30

POTATO CHIPS

3

BAKED POTATO

7

MS. POTATO HEAD

2

HASH BROWNS

5

FRITTER

2







Name something of his wife's a man might accidentally put on if he dressed in the dark.
 

97

LACE PANTIES

35

JAMMIES/ROBE

4

SHIRT/TANK

23

SHOES/SLIPPERS

4

SOCKS/HOSE

14

JACKET

3

PANTS/LEGGINGS

12

BRA

2







We asked 100 women...
Name a reason you wouldn't date a professional athlete.
 

97

GONE/TRAVEL

30

I HATE SPORTS

4

CHEAT/GROUPIES

30

TOO MUSCLY/'ROIDS

3

BIG EGOS

20

I'M TOO PLAIN

3

FAME/PAPARAZZI

5

THEY'RE BRAINLESS

2







We asked 100 women...
It's your lucky day -- you just won a raffle to do what with Steve Harvey?
 

97

EAT/RED LOBSTER

27

TALK/HANG

4

SHOP/FOR CAR!

25

BODY SHOTS

2

ON TV/HOST FEUD

19

DANCE/GRIND

2

VACATION

16

KISS/BOINK

2







Name a place you'd kill for a front-row seat.
 

96

CONCERT/CHER

51

RAUNCHY STRIP JOINT

2

SPORTING EVENT

20

MOVIE

2

PLAY/OPERA

14

AIRPLANE

2

TV SHOW/OSCARS

3

HEAVEN

2







Name something a woman does to a man's car that's her way of saying "You should have called me back."
 

96

SCRATCH/KEY IT

49

BREAK WINDOWS

8

SLASH TIRES

13

KICK IT

2

LEAVE NOTE

11

SOAP IT

2

PAINT/WRITE ON

9

EGG/THROW FOOD

2







Even though it's called an innie belly button, you shouldn't put what in it?
 

96

A FINGER

40

YOUR WINKY

7

RING/PIERCING

14

LINT

4

PENNY/MONEY

14

A BUTTON

2

FOOD/DRINK/MAYO

13

A TONGUE

2







Name something a man might give a woman on a first date to make sure there's a second.
 

96

FLOWERS

39

THE BIG "O"

3

KISS/HUG

33

FOOD/DESSERT

3

HIS NUMBER

11

HIS ATTENTION

2

CASH/A CHECK

3

COMPLIMENTS

2







Name something you'd do if you smelled marijuana coming from your boss's office.
 

96

"GIMME A TOKE"

30

REPORT TO HR

7

IGNORE

23

CALL COPS

6

LAUGH/GRIN

16

GOSSIP

3

LEAVE/AVOID HIM

8

INHALE UNDER DOOR

3







They called the serial killer "the Gardener" because he killed his victims with what?
 

96

A HOE

29

PLANTS/MUSHROOMS

6

A SHOVEL/SPADE

26

A HOSE

5

SHEARS/CLIPPERS

11

A TROWEL

5

A RAKE

10

A PITCHFORK

4







We asked 100 married men...
In your nightmares, what are you doing with your mother-in-law?
 

96

DUNKIN' THE DONUT

29

FIGHTING

11

TALKING

19

SHOPPING

8

DANCING/THE WOBBLE

13

LIVING W/ HER

3

TRAVELING

11

MAKING OUT

2







We asked 100 women...
Name a traffic sign that describes you when making out in a car.
 

95

YIELD

30

GO

8

STOP

22

CURVES AHEAD

6

CAUTION

12

SLOW

5

SLIPPERY WHEN WET

10

BUMPY ROAD

2







Name something the Easter Bunny might be jealous that Santa Claus has and he doesn't.
 

95

FLYING SLEIGH

29

SACK OF GIFTS

7

DEER/RUDOLPH

18

MILK & COOKIES

6

ELF ARMY

18

TRENDY BEARD

4

BEAUTIFUL WIFE

9

HIP OUTFIT

4







We asked 100 men...
Name a reason you don't think that you'd be chosen as "The Bachelor."
 

95

I'M MARRIED

26

I DIG DUDES

6

I'M UGLY

23

I'M BALD

4

ANCIENT/30+

21

I'M BROKE

2

I'M CHUBBY

11

I'M SHORT

2







Name something it's easier for men to commit to than committing to a woman.
 

95

SPORTS

25

DRINK/WITH GUYS

11

JOB

22

PET/6 DOGS

7

CAR

14

SEX/CHEATING

3

EXERCISE/DIET

11

LIFE OF CRIME

2







Grandma would look 20 years younger if she got rid of what?
 

95

HER GRAYS

24

BAD HAIRDO/WIG

11

OLD COOT GRAMPS

21

FLAB/BADONK

6

HER WRINKLES

13

HER GLASSES

4

CLOTHES/MUUMUU

12

JACKED/FAKE TEETH

4







At Thanksgiving, grandpa made his famous punch. But no one drank it because he stirred it with his what?
 

94

CRUSTY FINGERS

60

TONGUE

3

CANE

14

PROSTHETIC LEG/FOOT

2

PIPE/CIGAR

6

WEENIE

2

DIRTY UTENSILS/KNIFE

5

DENTURES

2







We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: Dear Steve, I want to ______ you.
 

94

HUG/KISS

47

WATCH/LAUGH AT

6

TALK TO/MEET

14

FIRE!/ERASE

4

COOK FOR/EAT WITH

8

THANK

4

SLAP/KICK

8

DATE/MARRY

3







Give me a reason a guy might remarry his ex-wife.
 

94

LOVES/MISSES

44

GOT HOT/NEW BOOBS

4

$$$/TAX BREAK

15

HE'S AN IDIOT!

3

FOR THE KIDS

14

MADE UP/THERAPY

2

GREAT SEX

10

AMNESIA

2







The waitress wasn't amused when a magician pulled a coin out of her what to tip her?
 

94

CLEAVAGE

38

OWN PURSE

3

EAR

24

NOSE

3

POCKET/OF APRON

12

UNDIES/PANTS

3

BUTT/RING OF FIRE

9

NEWLY PERMED HAIR

2







Uh-oh -- I think I might be falling in love with my who?
 

94

BOSS/COWORKER

36

DOC/SHRINK

5

BEST FRIEND

22

NOSY NEIGHBOR

4

AWFUL SPOUSE/MATE

13

EX

4

PET/DOG

7

HOT TEACHER

3







If there was a scented candle that smelled like a man, what would it smell like?
 

94

B.O./USED SOCKS

32

ESSENCE OF FART

5

MUSK/COLOGNE

31

BEER

3

FOOD/SPICES

9

LEATHER

3

OUTDOORS/WOODS

8

TOBACCO/CIGAR

3







Becky was very happy to hear that her ex-husband finally got what?
 

94

MARRIED

31

LOCKED UP

10

DUMPED

14

HURT/KILLED

6

FIRED

12

THE CLAP/SICK

5

JOB/ALIMONY $

12

A VASECTOMY

4







We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd do if you hit on a guy and he called you a cougar.
 

94

LAUGH/GRIN

30

OWN IT/THANKS

11

PURR/ROAR

18

GET HIS NUMBER

4

SLAP/DECK HIM

13

ASK HIS AGE

3

WALK AWAY

12

CRY

3







We asked 100 married men...
If you woke up and were single again, what's the first thing you'd do?
 

94

DATE/BE MAN-SLUT

29

WATCH SPORTS

7

PARTY/DRINK

19

GO TO WORK

6

SLEEP IN

15

CRY/BE SAD

5

LEAVE SEAT UP

10

GET BACK IN SHAPE

3







Uh-oh -- a cake with a stripper inside that was supposed to go to a bachelor party went to what occasion?
 

94

B-DAY PARTY/KID'S

25

BAR/BAT MITZVAH

10

FUNERAL

19

RETIREMENT PARTY

7

WEDDING

13

BAPTISM

5

BABY SHOWER

10

ANNIVERSARY

5







We asked 100 women...
After being dumped, a bottle of wine pairs well with what?
 

93

ICE CREAM/FOOD

71

A GOOD CRY

3

ANOTHER BOTTLE

5

REVENGE

2

TV/MOVIE

4

A JOINT

2

GAL PALS

4

ADELE SONGS

2







Name something that might be included in a do-it-yourself vasectomy kit.
 

93

CUTTING TOOL/AXE

62

MIRROR

3

MORPHINE/DRUGS

9

INSTRUCTIONS

2

BOOZE

7

ICE PACK

2

BANDAGE

6

TIGHT RUBBER BAND

2







It might be romantic to propose to a woman while riding on a what?
 

93

HORSE/& BUGGY

58

MOTORCYCLE

3

BOAT

15

TRAIN

3

HOT AIR BALLOON

5

DOLPHIN

2

FERRIS WHEEL/RIDE

5

TANDEM BIKE

2







Tell me the worst thing to discover your pet python swallowed.
 

93

ANOTHER PET

48

PHONE

6

MY KIDS

13

KEYS

5

WALLET/MONEY

8

BAE/FAVORITE LOVER

4

RING/JEWELRY

7

A ROCK! POOR PYTHON!

2







After a date with the Pillsbury Doughboy, a girl might say she did what to his buns?
 

93

SQUEEZED

45

BUTTERED/GLAZED

5

BAKE/TOAST/BURNED

18

SLAPPED

4

RUBBED

9

POKED

3

NIBBLED ON/ATE

6

KISSED

3







We asked 100 women...
You wish there were a dating app that only had men with what?
 

93

$/A JOB

37

SMOKIN' BODS

3

CHARACTER

23

TEETH/CUTE FACES

2

SENSE/SMARTS

16

HUMOR/CHARM

2

HAIR

8

BALD HEADS

2







We asked 100 women...
Name something specific of yours you'd like to see your husband try to squeeze into.
 

93

BIKINI

26

SKINNY JEANS/PANTS

6

GIRDLE/SPANX

24

PANTIES/G-STRING

5

AAA BRA

15

DRESS/SKIRT

3

6" HEELS

12

HOSE

2







Name a reason a father might be jealous of his son.
 

93

$$$/JOB

21

SMART/TECH WHIZ

10

HIS HOT HONEY

16

STUDLY FACE

9

YOUNGER

15

MAMA DOTES ON HIM

6

TALL/ATHLETIC

12

HE HAS HAIR

4







We asked 100 men...
What would a woman need to make her the girl of your dreams?
 

93

CHARACTER/HEART

20

LOVE FOR ME

9

BARBIE BODY

19

PURDY EYES/FACE

9

HUMOR/PERSONALITY

13

SMARTS

9

BIG BUCKS

11

NO CLOTHES ON

3







Name someone you'd be surprised wanted to smoke pot with you.
 

92

PARENTS

52

MY PRUDISH BOO

6

GRANDPARENTS

9

POLITICIAN

4

CLERGY/NUNS

8

MY KIDS

3

BOSS

7

CELEB/WILLIE NELSON

3







Bad news -- you're dead. Worse news -- you look down from heaven and you see your spouse doing what?
 

92

DATING/SCORING

36

CRYING

5

PARTY/LAUGH'G

28

DYING/HELLBOUND

4

SPEND'G $

10

SELL'G MY STUFF

2

RE-MARRYING

5

DESTROY'G EVIDENCE!

2







Instead of the Ghostbusters, if you saw a ghost for real, who you gonna call?
 

92

911/COP

28

GOD

8

CLERGY

17

GHOST HUNTER/MEDIUM

6

MY FOLKS

16

SHRINK/BELLEVUE

4

MY BOO

10

THE NEWS

3







Name something Steve Harvey has had for a long time.
 

92

LADY TICKLER/STACHE

28

FLY THREADS

8

SEXY BALD BEAN

15

MONEY

7

JOB/TV SHOW

14

DAZZLING SMILE

7

HUMOR/'TUDE

11

HIS 3RD WIFE

2







Name a part of her body a woman wouldn't want to be bigger than her boyfriend's.
 

92

GUT/WAIST

26

HANDS

10

FEET

17

CHEST/BOOBS

5

BUBBLE BUTT

14

NOSE

5

ARMS/BICEPS

12

LEGS/THIGHS

3







Name a party game played at a wild office party that could later turn into a lawsuit.
 

92

SPIN THE BOTTLE

25

BEER PONG

7

TWISTER

22

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

3

STRIP POKER

18

7 MIN. IN HEAVEN

3

TRUTH OR DARE

11

HIDE & SEEK

3







Name something a wife might throw into the bathtub while her cheating husband is in it.
 

91

ELECT. APPLIANCE

69

CRITTER/PIRANHA

3

HIS PHONE

5

DIRT

2

ICE WATER

5

BOILING LIQUID

2

ACID

3

BLADES

2







Name something a wife might do to her cheating husband's toothbrush.
 

91

DIP IN/SCRUB TOILET

60

SOAP ON IT

3

PEE/POOP ON IT

9

FOOD/VINEGAR ON IT

3

POISON IT

7

HIDE IT

2

TOSS/FLUSH IT

5

SCRUB BUTT W/ IT

2







Name a part of the body besides the lips that you might touch during a kiss.
 

91

FACE/BEARD

42

ARMS

6

NECK

14

BACK

5

EARS

8

POINTER SISTERS/PECS

5

BOOTY/MAN-CAN

7

SLITHERY TONGUES

4







In hell, you might have to be roommates for eternity with your who?
 

91

MY EX

36

BOSS/COWORKER

8

"WORST ENEMY"

11

SIBLING

8

IN-LAW

9

ANNOY'G FRIEND

7

SPOUSE/MATE

8

POLITICIAN

4







A man knows he's had too much to drink at a family reunion if who starts looking sexy?
 

91

GRANNY/GREAT GRAMS

34

MOM

6

MOTHER-IN-LAW

18

SIS-IN-LAW

4

COUSIN/EARL

13

SISTER

3

AUNT/AGNES

10

THE DOG

3







Name something a man would be excited to see his wife bring home.
 

91

FOOD/PIZZA

33

HOT GUY/GAL

8

LINGERIE/THONG

14

NEW CAR

5

MONEY

14

109-INCH TV

4

BOOZE

11

HANDCUFFS/SEX TOY

2







We asked 100 married men...
Tell me your secret weapon to get your wife out of a bad mood.
 

91

DINNER/SWEETS

32

FLOWERS

5

KISS/HUG

19

TICKLE/MAKE LAUGH

5

JEWELRY

13

MY DAZZLING SMILE

4

COMPLIMENT

10

RUBDOWN

3







Instead of a bottle, at the nursing home party, they play spin the what?
 

91

CANE/WALKER

32

WHEELCHAIR

7

MEDS/BENGAY

18

BEDPAN

6

DENTURES/CREAM

13

WHEEL

5

FOOD/ENSURE

8

LOADED DIAPER

2







Name something specific a grown man plays with that he also played with when he was a boy.
 

91

VIDEO GAMES

28

LEGOS

4

CARS

19

COMPUTER

3

FOOTBALL/BALL

19

HIS FOOD

2

HIMSELF

14

GUNS

2







Give me a seasoning that a chef might name his daughter.
 

91

ROSEMARY

26

SAFFRON

6

PEPPER

22

GINGER

6

CINNAMON

14

PAPRIKA

4

SAGE

11

VANILLA

2







A man would hate to discover on his honeymoon that his new bride does what all night?
 

90

SLEEPS/SNORES

60

SLEEPWALKS

3

RIPS EGG FARTS

11

SINGS

2

TALKS

7

POOPS

2

WATCHES TV

3

MOANS/SCREAMS

2







We asked 100 men...
Name a term of endearment you've called women you don't know.
 

90

SWEETIE

41

MA'AM/MADAME

6

HONEY

11

DOLL

4

DEAR

11

SEXY/HOTTIE

4

BEAUTIFUL/CUTIE

9

BABE

4







Name something that gets changed.
 

90

DIAPERS

31

FLAT TIRE

7

CLOTHES/UNDIES

15

CLOCK/FALL BACK

5

OIL

14

YOUR MIND

4

LIGHT BULB

11

BED SHEETS...WE HOPE

3







Calling your wife "bunny" is a term of endearment. Calling her what animal is not?
 

90

PIGGY

30

SNAKE

4

COW/HEIFER

26

HORSE

4

DOG

14

HIPPO

4

DONKEY/MULE

5

WHALE

3







Name something people do for their dogs that would make an alien wonder, "Who's in charge here?"
 

90

SCOOP POOP

28

LET SLEEP ON BED

8

COOK/FEED

16

WALK THEM

5

DRESS THEM

13

TALK/SHARE PROBLEMS

5

GROOM/BRUSH

11

CARRY/IN PURSE

4







If "Family Feud" got freaky and you suddenly switched bodies with Steve Harvey, tell me what would be the best thing about it.
 

90

I'D BE RICH!

24

I'D BE TALL

8

HOST FEUD/FAME

17

JUICY LIPS/SMILE

6

GLAMOR STACHE

16

I'D BE BLACK

5

FUNNY/CHARM

10

I'D BE BALD

4







Name something that would be rude to do at a funeral.
 

89

LAUGH

41

CLAP/CHEER

5

FART/IN CASKET

13

KARAOKE

4

BLAB/SPEAK ILL

12

BURP

4

GET DRUNK

6

YELL/ARGUE

4







You might dare to drive in the nude, but you'd never dare ride what in the nude?
 

89

BICYCLE

29

BUS

5

HORSE

25

BULL/MECHANICAL

2

MOTORCYCLE/MOPED

18

PERSON/MY HUBBY

2

ROLLER COASTER

6

PORCUPINE

2







Name something you hope your doctor doesn't reach for during an examination.
 

89

NEEDLE

25

RUBBER GLOVES

7

MY BODY

25

PHONE/TO POST PICS

5

SCALPEL

14

SPECULUM

4

JELLY/LUBE

7

SCISSORS

2







When you were a kid, your parents busted you for doing what?
 

89

LYING

25

DRINKING

9

SMOKING

16

THEFT/ARMED ROBBERY

7

BREAKING CURFEW

13

SKIPPIN' SCHOOL

5

SNEAK'G FOOD/CANDY

11

WEED

3







Name something the relatives have already claimed with Post-its on when Great Uncle Horace dies.
 

89

CASH/RARE COINS

19

JEWELRY

10

PORSCHE

16

DISHES/CHINA

8

HIS HOUSE

15

FURNITURE/LAMP

5

PICS/ART

12

HIS GUNS

4







Name a popular beer that a male stripper might call himself.
 

88

BUD LIGHT/WEISER

51

MILLER

4

DOS EQUIS

15

SAMUEL ADAMS

3

BUSCH

5

HEINEKEN/HEINIE

3

BLUE MOON

4

COORS

3







Name something in the bedroom that a wife might use to kill her husband.
 

88

LAMP

41

PILLS

4

PILLOW

21

ALARM CLOCK

4

CLOTHES/STILETTO

7

CORD

3

GUN

5

HANGER

3







Name a breed of dog that could be starring in "The Real Housedogs of Beverly Hills."
 

88

CHIHUAHUA

36

SHIH TZU

3

POODLE

31

BEAGLE

3

POMERANIAN

7

PIT BULL

3

GOLDEN RETRIEVER

3

CORGI

2







Name something you might be able to buy at Count Dracula's yard sale.
 

88

BLOOD/BODIES

29

STAKES

3

CAPE/OUTFIT

24

CEREAL/COUNT CHOCULA

2

COFFIN

20

SUNGLASSES

2

FANGS

6

SUNSCREEN

2







Screaming while on a carnival ride is normal. Screaming while riding what is not normal?
 

88

A HORSE

26

YOUR LOVER

5

A BICYCLE

21

A MOTORCYCLE

5

IN A CAR/TAXI

16

A TRAIN/SUBWAY

4

A BUS

7

ELEVATOR/ESCALATOR

4







Name a Disney character you're glad you don't sound like when you talk.
 

87

DONALD DUCK

43

TINKER BELL

2

GOOFY

15

DOPEY

2

MICKEY MOUSE

13

SNOW WHITE

2

MINNIE MOUSE

8

THE BEAST

2







All the men in the hospital love Nurse Nancy because of the way she did what?
 

87

SPONGE BATHS

40

FIXED BED

5

SASHAYED

13

TOOK TEMP/VITALS

5

CARED FOR THEM

8

STUCK 'EM/GAVE MEDS

5

BENT OVER

7

SMILED

4







Name something a car has that Santa Claus might wish he had in his sleigh.
 

87

HEATER/SEAT WARMER

34

MOTOR/ACCELERATOR

7

STEREO

17

A ROOF

6

GPS

8

BRAKES

4

HORN

7

HEADLIGHTS

4







If a burglar breaks into your house, what wouldn't you mind him taking?
 

87

THE TRASH OUT

30

DIRTY DISHES

6

SHABBY FURNITURE

17

TV

5

AWFUL SPOUSE

14

PISSY DOG/CAT

4

CLOTHES/CROCS

8

90'S COMPUTER

3







We asked 100 men...
Name something you did because you knew you could get away with it.
 

87

CHEAT/SEX

19

OGLE HOTTIES

9

SPEND $$$

14

LIE HOURLY

9

SPEED/RUN LIGHT

12

SNEAK FOOD

7

STEAL/A CAR

11

TAKE OFF WORK

6







Name a part of a person that a cannibal hopes plumps up like a hot dog when they cook it.
 

87

LEG O' LIAM

18

ARMS AU GRATIN

8

DINK DU JOUR

17

TERIYAKI TA-TAS

7

FINGERS ALFREDO

15

PORKY BELLY

6

BBQ BUTT CHEEK

12

LIPS AU JUS

4







Because it's hell, name something that happens whenever you catch a flight on a plane.
 

86

DELAYED

29

CAVITY SEARCH

3

BURNS/CRASHES

26

HEAT'S BLASTING

3

BAD SEAT/BY BABY

14

CROWDED/LINES

3

LOST BAGS

5

BUMPY RIDE

3







Name something a father advises his daughter to do on a first date to make sure she gets a second one.
 

86

NO SEX

28

BE HOME EARLY

5

NICE/LADYLIKE

28

BE YOURSELF

4

SMILE/LAUGH

8

DON'T OVERSHARE

3

KISS/ON CHEEK

7

LISTEN

3







If a doctor is also an amateur magician, what might he pull out of you during an exam?
 

86

A RABBIT

28

MED INSTRUMENT

6

A COIN

22

BODY PART/HEART

4

A FLOWER

13

GALLSTONES

3

6-FT. SCARF

7

FOOD/YOUR LUNCH

3







In order to get more female worshipers, what might Preacher Bob start wearing at church?
 

86

GRAPE-HUGGER PANTS

24

TOUPEE

9

SPEEDO

13

COLOGNE

6

SUIT & TIE

12

BOOTY SHORTS

6

PIMPIN' SHIRT

10

THONG/SILK UNDIES

6







Name a place you'd be surprised to see people sloppy kissing.
 

85

CHURCH

50

OLD FOLKS' HOME

3

RESTAURANT

10

DOC/E.R.

3

STORE/MALL

9

MOVIE THEATER

3

SCHOOL

4

WORK

3







Guys became a lot more interested in Susan after she got rid of what?
 

85

PSYCHO MATE/EX

42

PET/18 CATS

5

100 LBS

16

HER ZITS

4

HER CLOTHES

6

BAD 'TUDE

3

STD/WARTS

6

HIPSTER GLASSES

3







Edward said, "My blind date became awkward when she turned out to be my" who?
 

85

UGLY CUZ

30

SNEAKY WIFE

4

LECHEROUS SIS

22

NERDY TEACHER

4

CRAZY EX

13

NAUGHTY GRANNY

3

WILD MOM

6

EVIL BOSS

3







We asked 100 women...
Name a furry animal that reminds you of your man's hair.
 

85

DOG/POODLE

28

SQUIRREL

6

MONKEY/APE

16

HORSE

5

BEAR

12

LAMB

4

CAT

10

FOX/SILVER FOX

4







Name an animal it might be fun to be turned into for a day.
 

85

BIRD/EAGLE

27

DOLPHIN

6

CAT

17

MONKEY/APE

5

DOG/A FRENCHIE

16

LION

4

TIGER

7

BEAR/PANDA

3







Name something Steve Harvey's wife might give him when he gets home after a long day.
 

84

TONSIL HOCKEY

26

TOE-CURLING SEX

6

DRINK/BOONE'S FARM

16

DINNER

5

A RUBDOWN

15

GRIEF/HELL

5

A HUG

7

TO-DO LIST

4







Name a place people hate going so much that in hell, they'd have to spend eternity there.
 

83

DMV

29

IN-LAWS'

5

DENTIST/PROCTOLOGIST

27

SCHOOL

3

CHURCH

7

CROWDED BAR

3

WORK

6

STORE/MALL

3







Name something you'd hate people to do when you walk into a room.
 

83

STARE AT ME

21

IGNORE ME

6

LAUGH

19

TURN/LOOK AWAY

6

STOP TALKING

14

FART IN UNISON

5

LEAVE/RUN

7

TALK/WHISPER

5







Name an occupation that a wife might ask her husband to dress up as in the bedroom.
 

82

FIREMAN

25

REPAIRMAN

6

COP

24

COWBOY

3

DOC/GYNO

12

MILITARY

3

STRIPPER

6

FRENCH MAID

3







Fill in the blank: Susan didn't like her tiny heinie. So she stuffed a couple of ______s in the back of her pants to make it look bigger.
 

82

PILLOWS

25

TISSUES/T.P. ROLLS

10

MELONS/FRUIT

13

TOWELS

6

PADS/BUTT PADS

10

BALLOONS

4

SOCKS

10

HAMS

4







If you didn't have a barf bag on an airplane, name something you might puke into.
 

82

HAT/CLOTHES

20

SOMEONE'S LAP

6

PURSE/MY WIFE'S

19

THE SEAT

5

SEAT POCKET

13

MAGAZINE

4

CUP

11

TOILET

4







Name a word starting with the letter S that many women call Steve Harvey.
 

81

SEXY

37

SUAVE

7

SUCCESSFUL

9

SILLY

7

SMART

7

SMOOTH

4

STUD/MUFFIN

7

SUGAR DADDY

3







Name something specific grandma stopped wearing years ago.
 

81

BRA

31

8-INCH HEELS/BOOTS

8

MAKEUP

12

HOSE/STOCKINGS

5

GIRDLE/CORSET

10

SKIRT

4

HER TEETH

8

ANYTHING AT ALL!

3







Fill in the blank: Granny's panties are so big, she can carry around her ______ in them.
 

79

PURSE

31

GRANDKID/FAM

6

KITTY/PETS

12

MUSKET

4

GROCERIES/FOOD

11

LAUNDRY/CLOTHES

4

WALLET/$$$

8

GINORMOUS BUTT

3







Fill in the blank: A woman might scare off men if her tattoo says "I ______ a lot."
 

79

TOOT

21

CRY

7

SHOP/SPEND

16

KILL MEN

4

BOINK/CHEAT

15

DRINK

4

TALK/YELL/CURSE

9

SLEEP/SNORE

3







Name something you'd love to have Steve Harvey do for you on your birthday.
 

79

SING TO ME

19

COME BY/PARTY

5

COMEDY ROAST

19

PLAY FEUD

4

GIMME $$$

16

JUMP OUT OF CAKE

4

DANCE

8

BUY ME A BENTLEY

4







You'd walk funny too if you had the legs of which animal?
 

78

GIRAFFE

31

CHICKEN

5

KANGAROO

11

DUCK

5

OSTRICH

10

ELEPHANT

5

MONKEY/APE

8

FLAMINGO

3







Name something you want to have someday but time is running out.
 

77

MONEY/LOTTO WIN

21

SPOUSE/MATE

6

HOUSE

17

CRUISE/VACAY

5

PIMPED-OUT RIDE

15

NO VOICES IN HEAD

3

KIDS/5 MORE

7

SMOKIN' BOD

3







Name a game show that describes your sex life.
 

75

JEOPARDY

31

PRESS YOUR LUCK

5

LET'S MAKE A DEAL

11

WIPEOUT

4

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

9

NEWLYWED GAME

4

THE PRICE IS RIGHT

7

MATCH GAME

4







Name a creature God created that he might now say, "Yeah... that one was a mistake."
 

75

MOSQUITO

18

SNAKE

9

HUMAN

16

COCKROACH

4

PLATYPUS

12

ANT

4

SPIDER

9

SKUNK

3







Name something you have that you don't deserve.
 

65

MY BOO

18

GOD'S GRACE

6

AILMENT

10

GREAT KIDS

6

FERRARI/TWO

9

BILLS/DEBT

5

OPRAH MONEY

6

A HOME

5







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