"Family Feud" surveys | Season 24

Name something Abraham Lincoln probably used to ride on.

100

HORSE	74
CARRIAGE/WAGON	17
TRAIN	7
MARY TODD LINCOLN	2

You hear something moving in your attic. The worst-case scenario: it's what?

100

CRITTERS	68
PERSON/CLOWN	24
MONSTER/GHOST	6
HOUSE COLLAPSING	2

Fill in the blank: I'd like to think I improve with age, just like ______.

FINE WINE/BOURBON	83
CELEBS/J-LO	7
CHEESE	6
MY PARENTS	3

Name something people celebrate 25 years of.

MARRIAGE	82
EMPLOYMENT	8
LIFE/BIRTHDAYS	6
SOBRIETY	3

If a dog could use your credit card, what might he buy himself online?

TREATS/FOOD	80
TOYS	12
ANOTHER DOG	4
BED	3

It defeats the purpose of exercise if you're holding what in your hand as you do it?

JUNK FOOD/SODA	80
COCKTAIL	11
A CIGARETTE	5
SMARTPHONE	3

Name something drunk people throw at a baseball game.

DRINKS/CANS/FOOD	79
SHOES	11
BALL/BEACH BALL	6
A FIT	3

Give me a word that rhymes with "Bobby."

HOBBY	63
LOBBY	23
ROBBY	11
SNOBBY	2

We asked 100 married women...
My husband's idea of exercise is walking from the recliner to the what?

FRIDGE/KITCHEN	53
BATHROOM/TOILET	33
MAILBOX	11
BEDROOM/BED	2

We asked 100 married women... A king sits on a throne. What does your husband sit on?

COUCH/RECLINER	47
TOILET	29
HIS LAZY ARSE	21
STOOL/BAR STOOL	2

We asked 100 married women...
You know your husband doesn't care anymore when he doesn't even notice your new what?

LINGERIE/CLOTHES	43
HAIRSTYLE	39
TATAS	13
CAR	4

Name something that gets shuffled.

CARDS	89
FEET	5
PUCK/SHUFFLEBOARD	2
PLAYLIST	2

Name something people might do by candlelight.

WINE & DINE	86
READ	6
MAKE BEAUTIFUL LOVE	3
PRAY	3

Name something that might come out of a person's nose.

SNOT/BOOGERS	85
DRINK	5
BLOOD	4
HAIR	4

Name something you'd better have if a cop pulls you over.

LICENSE	81
INSURANCE	8
A GOOD EXCUSE	6
REGISTRATION	3

Name something that ink comes out of.

PEN	80
SQUID	14
OCTOPUS	2
PRINTER	2

Name something that's half-priced the day after Valentine's Day.

CANDY	80
ROSES	11
GREETING CARDS	5
STUFFED ANIMALS	2

Name a superhero who wears a red-and-blue costume.

SUPERMAN	78
SPIDER-MAN	10
CAPTAIN AMERICA	8
WONDER WOMAN	2

The farmer's wife knew that he was drinking again when he said he saw which animal flying?

PIG	76
COW	18
UNICORN	2
DONKEY/MULE	2

Name something you might worry about when you're vacationing at a cabin in the woods.

BEARS/CRITTERS	76
SERIAL KILLER/LOCALS	16
FIRE	4
CELL SERVICE	2

Besides a person, what might you be talking about when you say, "I will always love you"?

PET/POOCH	71
FOOD/PIZZA	13
CAR	11
WHITNEY/DOLLY SONG	3

Name a kind of board that teenagers like to ride on.

SKATEBOARD	67
SURFBOARD	17
SNOWBOARD	9
HOVERBOARD	5

Name something you don't like to be cold.

FOOD/COFFEE	64
MY BODY/MY MATE'S	27
WEATHER	4
BATH/SHOWER	3

Give me a word that rhymes with "tube."

LUBE	64
BOOB	23
CUBE	7
RUBE	4

Name something Little Red Riding Hood's boyfriend must get sick of her talking about.

BIG BAD WOLF	62
POOR GRANDMA	28
BASKET OF FOOD	6
RED CLOTHES/HOOD	2

Name a place a man goes to celebrate his divorce.

BAR/CLUB	59
STRIP JOINT	25
VEGAS/VACAY	10
HIS GIRLFRIEND'S	4

Name something that passes through a pipe.

WATER	58
SMOKE/WEED	23
OIL/GAS	11
WASTE/TURDS	6

Fill in the blank: In hell, you might sleep on a bed of ______ every night.

COALS/FIRE/LAVA	57
NAILS/SPIKES	35
THORNS	3
BROKEN GLASS	3

Fill in the blank: Bob got a pig heart transplant, and now he ______s like a pig.

SQUEALS/SOUNDS	54
EATS	39
ROLLS IN MUD	3
LOOKS	2

Name something at a Beverly Hills strip club that's more expensive than other strip clubs.

DRINKS	49
STRIPPERS/LAP DANCE	40
COVER CHARGE	7
COSTUMES	2

Name an occasion where your friends might get up and say nice things about you.

FUNERAL	46
WEDDING	26
BIRTHDAY	24
RETIREMENT	2

Fill in the blank: Grandma was sad when her ______ started to sag.

BOD/FACE	91
CAKE	2
$/SAVINGS	2
SOFA/FURNITURE	2

The morning after a wild party, name something that might be hanging from the ceiling fan.

VINYL BRA/GARB	88
TOILET PAPER/USED	5
FOOD	2
STREAMERS	2

Name a job where you're handling people's packages all day.

SHIP'G/WAREHOUSE	86
STORE	5
AIRPORT/TSA	4
XXX STAR	2

Bob's fetish was going to the supermarket and squeezing the what?

PRODUCE/MELONS	79
CHARMIN	10
TOOTHPASTE	4
BREAD/BUNS	4

Name a creature that an exterminator has nightmares about it trying to exterminate him.

BUGS/SPIDERS	73
RATS/MICE	16
SNAKES	5
BATS	3

Name something birds seem to get a big thrill out of pooping on.

MY CAR	71
PEOPLE/HEADS	22
DECK/BALCONY	2
STATUES	2

We asked 100 married men...
Your wife's name is tattooed over your heart. Where is your mother-in-law's name tattooed?

MY DUMPER	68
MY FOOT	22
ON MY WIFE	5
ALSO OVER HEART	2

Name something a fireman uses that starts with the word "fire."

FIRE HOSE	66
FIRE ENGINE/TRUCK	22
FIRE EXTINGUISHER	6
FIRE HYDRANT	3

Name a superhero that's been around so long, it's time to hang up their tights.

SUPERMAN	62
BATMAN	21
SPIDER-MAN	11
ROBIN	3

Name something you don't want to find under the floorboards of your new house.

BODY/BONES	52
ANIMALS/BUGS	38
MOLD/ROT	5
SECRET ROOM/TUNNEL	2

We asked 100 men...
It's a good thing the preacher doesn't hear you praying for what at church?

A LOVER/SEXY TIME	49
MONEY	30
CHURCH TO END	16
DEATH	2

Name something you'd do if you really had to go and your zipper wouldn't open.

CUT/RIP OPEN	38
DROP PANTS	30
PEE/POO MYSELF	27
CRY	2

Name an occupation where you'd be around a lot of beds.

MEDICAL/HOSPITAL	36
HOTEL/MAID	36
MATTRESS SALES	18
CALL GIRL	7

Name something a child might do the first time they meet Santa Claus.

CRY/SCREAM	86
SMILE/GIGGLE	5
PEE	3
ASK FOR A TOY	2

Name something people put their arms around.

EACH OTHER	86
DOG/PET	4
PILLOW	3
TREE	3

Name something a wife smells on her husband that he'd have some explaining to do.

PERFUME/SKANK	86
BOOZE	4
FOOD	3
WEED	3

Name a day of the year all single people dread.

VALENTINE'S DAY	83
TAX DAY	7
CHRISTMAS	3
NEW YEAR'S EVE	3

Name something you think of when you hear the word "joint."

WEED/GETTIN' HIGH	78
BODY/PAIN	14
JOINT CUSTODY	2
PRISON	2

When a man is screaming "Yes! Yes!" what's happening?

SPORTS/SCORE	74
"LAUNCHING MISSILE"	16
WINNING $	4
PLAY'G VIDEO GAME	2

Name something specific a woman might do if she wanted a better booty.

SQUATS/EXERCISE	74
SURGERY	13
DIET	6
PADDED UNDIES/PANTS	3

Name something you open and shut many times in a day.

DOORS/FRIDGE/CABINET	71
MY MOUTH	17
MY EYES	5
LAPTOP	3

Name something a drunk person does in the snow.

PEES/WRITES NAME	71
FALLS	13
SNOW ANGELS	9
LIES DOWN/SLEEPS	3

Name a musical instrument people strum.

GUITAR	69
BANJO	21
UKULELE	4
HARP	2

What's the last thing you want to see outside your bedroom window at night?

PERSON/THIEF	69
MONSTER/GHOST	14
BEAR/ANIMAL	10
STORM/TWISTER	3

A bank robber would hate to run into a bank and realize he forgot his what?

MASK/DISGUISE	55
GUN	35
BAG	4
HOLDUP NOTE/LINE	2

A billionaire's pick-up line to a woman might be "Wanna go for a ride in my" what?

LIMO/CAR	55
PRIVATE JET	21
YACHT	14
SPACESHIP	6

Name a sexy material used to make sexy panties.

SILK	52
LACE	32
SATIN	9
CANDY/DRIED FRUIT	3

Name something a pizza lover might put on his naked wife in the bedroom.

PEPPERONI	52
SAUCE	20
CHEESE	19
PINEAPPLE	5

Name the loudest animal in the zoo.

ELEPHANT	47
MONKEY/GORILLA	23
LION	21
PEACOCK/BIRD	5

A man might nickname his wife "Bunny" because she does what like a rabbit?

BOINKS/MAKES BABIES	47
EATS/CARROTS	22
HOPS/WALKS	19
TWITCHES HER NOSE	8

Name a place you might sing out loud with other people.

BAR/CLUB	40
CHURCH	37
CONCERT	17
BALL GAME	2

You know you're gaining weight when you can't get your pants over your what?

MELON BOOTY	28
SAGGY GUT/WAIST	27
HIPPO HIPS	21
THUNDER THIGHS	20

Name something that gets wrapped up.

GIFTS	85
FOOD/LEFTOVERS	6
A MEETING	2
A MUMMY	2

What does a Beverly Hills brat get on their 18th birthday?

CAR/LAMBO	81
HOUSE	7
BOOB JOB	4
$/TRUST FUND	3

Name something very few bachelors know how to make.

A MEAL	79
THEIR BED	9
LOVE	5
CLOTHES/SWEATERS	2

Name something you should never point at someone.

GUN	79
FINGER	8
KNIFE	5
LASER POINTER	3

We asked 100 women...
You never want to be with a man who does what like a baby?

CRIES/WHINES/POUTS	77
TALKS	8
SUCKS THUMB	5
EATS/SUCKLES	5

Name something you might reach for after exercising for an hour.

WATER/SNACK	74
TOWEL	14
BEER	5
MY BED/PILLOW	2

Name something some people love to climb, but you're not one of them.

MOUNTAIN/ROCKS	73
TREE	13
CORPORATE LADDER	5
STEP LADDER	4

Disneyland just wouldn't be the same without what?

MICKEY & FRIENDS	72
RIDES	16
PEOPLE/KIDS	4
THE CASTLE	3

Name something that's hard to do if your mouth is wired shut.

EAT/CHEW/DRINK	65
TALK/YELL	26
SNEEZE	2
WHISTLE	2

Name something you've had your picture taken for, but it looks more like a mug shot.

LICENSE	64
PASSPORT	18
WORK/SCHOOL I.D.	10
YEARBOOK	3

Fill in the blank: I love it when a movie makes me ______.

LAUGH	58
CRY	27
THINK	5
SCARED/NERVOUS	5

Name something you put on a dog that it must think, "What the heck is this?"

CLOTHES/COSTUME	58
COLLAR/LEASH	19
CONE	11
MUZZLE	7

You'd be rich if you had a dollar for every time you've had to go where?

BATHROOM	55
STORE/MALL	23
WORK	10
DOC/V.D. CLINIC	7

Name an animal that never turns green with envy because it's already green.

FROG	53
LIZARD/GECKO	36
GRASSHOPPER	3
PARROT/BIRD	3

We asked 100 men...
Name the best way to start your day.

COFFEE/BREAKFAST	52
MORNING DELIGHT	22
HOT SHOWER	15
ALIVE/AWAKE	6

Fill in the blank: The mugger was shocked when grandma whipped a ______ out of her bra.

GUN/STUN GUN	82
MACE CAN	5
KNIFE/SHIV	4
WALLET/50 SMACKERS	3

Name a reason you might leave your house without clothes on.

FIRE	80
SKINNY-DIP/HOT TUB	7
AMBULANCE RIDE	5
TORNADO/STORM	2

Name something that's bad for people's teeth.

SWEETS/SODA	78
SMOKING	7
CHEWING ICE	5
COFFEE	4

Name something you start up.

CAR	76
BUSINESS	9
LAWN MOWER	6
COMPUTER	3

Name a creature you'd hate to see in your toilet when you lift up the seat.

SNAKE	75
SPIDER/BUGS	9
RAT/MOUSE	8
BABY GATOR/CROC	2

If People magazine had a "Sexiest President No Longer Alive" issue, who'd be on the cover?

JFK	74
ABE LINCOLN	9
RONALD REAGAN	6
GEORGE WASHINGTON	5

Name an animal that thinks your trash can is their food pantry.

RACCOON	72
DOG	9
BEAR	8
RAT/MOUSE	5

Name something that gets scooped.

ICE CREAM	62
POOP/CAT LITTER	19
NEWS ITEM	11
SUGAR	2

Name something a golfer might throw at another golfer.

CLUB	56
BALL	28
TEE	7
SHADE/ACCUSATION	3

If you heard your bedroom door open while making love, who would you hope not to see?

KID	55
MOM/CHEERING DAD	32
EX	4
MY SPOUSE	3

We asked 100 married women...
When your husband is out of town, name something you turn on.

TV/CHICK FLICK	55
MUSIC/RADIO	30
VIBRATOR/MYSELF	6
LIGHTS	3

When you sit down to enjoy an evening of watching TV, what do you want to have right close at hand?

DRINK/SNACK	53
REMOTE	32
CUDDLY PET	5
PHONE	4

Tell me where you are when someone tells you, "Hang on -- this is going to be a bumpy ride."

VEHICLE/OFF-ROAD	51
PLANE	22
AMUSEMENT RIDE	19
THERAPY/COUNSELING	2

We asked 100 women...
You're dating a clown. Name something you'd be surprised to discover was actually real about him.

BIG RED NOSE	49
HUGE FEET	29
RAINBOW HAIR	14
SENSE OF HUMOR	2

Complete this sentence: If I'd known you were coming over, I'd have what?

CLEANED	46
BAKED CAKE/HAD FOOD	35
SHOWERED	9
LEFT/HIDDEN	4

We asked 100 men...
If you scored a date with a Kardashian, what might you rent for the night?

A ROLLS/LIMO	44
HOTEL/PENTHOUSE	27
TUX/SUIT	19
FILM CREW	4

Name something people enjoy doing in the dark.

"SUGARING THE COOKIE"	41
SLEEPING	40
TV/MOVIE	9
STARGAZING	4

Name a reason you're wearing a tuxedo.

WEDDING	83
PROM	5
COSTUME/HALLOWEEN	3
FORMAL DINNER	2

We asked 100 Americans...
Name something you couldn't wait to do once you turned 21.

DRINK/BARS	81
GRADUATE COLLEGE	5
LEAVE HOME/OWN DIGS	4
GAMBLE	3

Fill in the blank: Bob returned his female robot because it ______ed just like his ex-wife.

NAGGED/TALKED	80
COOKED	8
LOOKED	3
IGNORED HIM	2

You shouldn't bother to go to church if you're going to do what during the sermon?

SLEEP/SNORE	79
TALK/CUSS	8
PLAY ON PHONE/GRINDR	4
CHUG FLASK	2

Name something in the woods a really dumb hiker might try to use as toilet paper.

POISON IVY/LEAF	77
BUNNY/CRITTER	6
BRANCH/TREE	6
PINECONE	4

If you have a dog, don't ever get a Christmas ornament that looks just like what?

BONE/FOOD	74
CAT	13
FIRE HYDRANT	4
BALL/DOG TOY	2

Name something you might be referring to when you say, "I don't see this going anywhere."

RELATIONSHIP/DATE	71
BUSINESS/JOB	12
BROKEN CAR	6
ARGUMENT/CONVO	4

Name something that becomes a crisis when you can't find it.

KEYS	68
PHONE	15
WALLET/MONEY	7
GLASSES	3

Name something Santa might count to help him fall asleep.

REINDEER	55
ELVES	29
PRESENTS	5
COOKIES	4

Admit it -- even though you're an adult, what do you wish your mother still did for you?

COOK	55
CLEAN/LAUNDRY	26
PAY FOR ME/SHOP	8
COMB MY HAIR	4

Tell me something strippers might put on the coffin of a loyal customer as a sign of respect.

LINGERIE/BOA	53
DOLLAR BILLS	34
WORDS/"LADIES MAN"	4
THEIR PICS	2

Name an occasion when you put your life in somebody else's hands.

SURGERY/MEDICAL	52
CAR/BUS RIDE	22
PLANE FLIGHT	16
GETTING MARRIED	3

Name someone who might give you a shot of something.

BARTENDER	43
DOCTOR	29
NURSE	16
FRIEND	5

Name someone Santa would bring to therapy with him.

RUDOLPH/REINDEER	35
MRS. CLAUS	30
ELF	24
HIS MOTHER	4

If Snoop Dogg became president, name something he'd have in the Oval Office.

WEED/BONG	69
MUSIC/MIC	13
MARTHA STEWART	7
STRIPPERS	3

We asked 100 parents...
Name something you wish you could hypnotize your children to do.

CLEAN	65
LISTEN/NOT ARGUE	16
HOMEWORK	7
SAVE MONEY	4

Name something you do flat on your back.

REST	64
EXERCISE/STRETCH	13
BOINK	12
WORK ON CAR	3

Name something you might be carrying on your shoulder.

BAG/PURSE	64
A "CHIP"	13
KID	9
BIRD/PARROT	6

Name an animal that, when they race, it's always neck and neck because they have such long necks.

GIRAFFE	58
OSTRICH	18
HORSE	11
CAMEL	5

You say "break a leg" to an actor. But you should never say it to someone in what occupation?

ATHLETE	51
DOCTOR	21
DANCER	16
CONSTRUCTION	4

Name a mood setter in your home that you pay attention to if you're trying to impress a date.

LIGHTS/CANDLES	47
SMELL/CLEAN	21
BABY-MAKIN' MUSIC	20
CHICK FLICK	4

During a game, name something a baseball player grabs.

BAT	31
BASEBALL	27
HIS COJONES	27
MITT/GLOVE	7

Name something people try to squeeze into.

TIGHT CLOTHES/SHOES	84
PARKING SPOT	3
CROWDED BUS	2
DINER BOOTH	2

Name something that thrill seekers love to ride on.

ROLLER COASTER	77
MOTORCYCLE	8
HANG GLIDER	3
ZIP LINE	3

Name a place you spend more time now than you did when you were younger.

HOME/ON TOILET	77
WORK	6
DOC/E.R.	5
STORE/GROCERY	3

Tell me the worst thing to have a dead battery when you go to use it.

CAR	72
FLASHLIGHT	8
VIBRATOR	6
CELL PHONE	5

Name something parents hope their kids don't bring home from school.

ILLNESS/LICE	67
BAD GRADES	16
PET/CLASS SNAKE	5
ANOTHER KID	3

Bob said, "Instead of a houseguest, I have a house ghost. It keeps turning on my" what?

LIGHTS	66
TV	16
KINKY WIFE	6
FAUCET/SHOWER	3

Name a place you're tempted to say, "I'm late because I really don't want to be here."

WORK	62
CHURCH	13
DOC/DENTIST	12
FUNERAL	4

Looks aren't everything except when you work as a what?

MODEL	59
STRIPPER	22
GIGOLO/HO	6
BARTENDER	4

Name a state with a lot of country music stations.

TENNESSEE	58
TEXAS	24
KENTUCKY	6
ALABAMA	3

We asked 100 men...
My life would be perfect if I had a different what?

JOB/INCOME	56
BODY/HEIGHT	20
SPOUSE/MATE	10
ATTITUDE	5

We asked 100 women...
Name a sport that you think would be fun to grab the players' buns.

FOOTBALL	55
BASEBALL	17
BASKETBALL	13
SOCCER	6

Name a city that's home to a lot of mobsters.

CHICAGO	50
NEW YORK	36
LAS VEGAS	3
MIAMI	2

Name a profession that involves getting wet.

DIVER/SWIMMER	50
LIFEGUARD	27
FIREFIGHTER	9
PLUMBER	5

Name something a man going through a midlife crisis might say he wants to get rid of.

HIS OLD LADY	50
BEER BELLY	24
CAR/MINIVAN	13
GRAY HAIR	4

Name something your dentist hopes you didn't eat right before your appointment.

GARLIC	48
CANDY/TAFFY	27
ONIONS	13
FISH	3

Name something a criminal would hate to leave behind in a rental car.

WALLET/I.D.	46
HIS LOOT	17
HIS PRINTS	15
HIS GUN/WEAPON	13

Mickey Mouse is number one. Who do you think is the number two most popular Disney character?

MINNIE MOUSE	35
DONALD DUCK	33
GOOFY	17
CINDERELLA	6

Name an animal a vegetarian might adopt as a pet so it doesn't get eaten.

COW	30
PIG	28
CHICKEN/BIRD	26
RABBIT	7

Name something moms are good at making.

FOOD/COOKIES	71
LOVE/BABIES	12
KIDS FEEL BETTER	4
CLOTHES	3

We asked 100 women...
There's no second date if a man says, "Oh, by the way, I have a" what?

WIFE/SUGAR MAMA	65
DISEASE/OOZY RASH	15
KID...I THINK	6
PET	4

Name something that gets taken out.

TRASH	63
FOOD/CHINESE	13
TEETH	10
A DATE/MATE	4

Even as an adult, what might a woman not want her parents to see her wearing?

LINGERIE	62
BIKINI	20
MINISKIRT/DRESS	5
TATTOO	3

Name something that can make the earth move.

EARTHQUAKE	60
GRAVITY/ORBIT	13
GOOD BOINK/LOVE	11
BULLDOZER	6

Name something that when it's not working correctly, you figure it must be the Russians.

COMPUTER/WEB	55
POLITICS/GOV'T	25
TV	7
CAR	3

Name an occupation you wouldn't want your upstairs neighbor to have.

MUSIC/DRUMMER	53
DANCER/TAP	30
BASKETBALL PLAYER	5
HOOKER	2

Name something you should never buy sight unseen.

CAR	46
HOUSE/PROPERTY	33
CLOTHES	7
MAIL-ORDER SPOUSE	4

Tell me a U.S. state with a K in it.

KENTUCKY	38
KANSAS	38
OKLAHOMA	7
ARKANSAS	7

Bob let his new dog sleep on the bed with him at night until it did what?

PEED/LAID CABLE	75
FARTED	8
HUMPED HIM	3
BIT/SCRATCHED HIM	3

Name something a hospital nurse might get in trouble for taking home from the hospital.

DRUGS	74
PATIENTS/CUTIES	7
BODY PART/FLUIDS	4
MEDICAL RECORDS	4

Name something a pioneer woman had only one good pair of.

SHOES	71
UNDIES/BLOOMERS	11
SOCKS/STOCKINGS	4
POTS & PANS	3

Name something you lock up before your kid's house party.

LIQUOR	71
BEDROOMS	8
WEAPONS	7
PETS	3

Name someone who might show up at your birthday party that would make it an unhappy birthday.

MY EX	70
PO-PO	9
BOSS/H.R.	5
IN-LAWS	5

When a couple have their first fight, it's normally about what?

FINANCES	69
CHILDREN	7
FOOD/RESTAURANTS	7
JEALOUSY/AN EX	6

Name something a man gives his girlfriend that he might regret after they break up.

JEWELRY/RING	68
CAR	11
HIS KEYS	7
HIS PASSWORDS	3

Name a food that's responsible for a lot of loose teeth.

CARAMEL/CANDY	68
CORN/POPCORN	8
NUTS	7
MEAT/JERKY	6

Fill in the blank: You'd love to be able to say, "I just got a new ______."

CAR/TRUCK	65
HOUSE	16
JOB	4
MATE/LOVER	4

Name something that might be bumpy.

ROAD/A DRIVE	63
PERSON/SKIN	16
AVOCADO/FOOD	6
FROG/TOAD	4

Name a creature you should never wake up when it's sleeping.

BEAR	55
LION	20
TIGER	7
HUMAN/BABY	7

Name an animal you wouldn't want to be told you smell like.

SKUNK	54
WET DOG	16
PIG	11
FISH	8

Name a word starting with the letter P that someone might do to your bottom.

PAT	51
PINCH	29
POKE	6
PUSH	3

Tell me something you're doing when you're wearing a helmet.

RIDING BIKE	44
RIDING MOTORCYCLE	36
PLAYING FOOTBALL	6
CONSTRUCTION WORK	3

When the bride was left at the altar, name something she tossed instead of the bouquet.

RING	43
VEIL/CLOTHES	37
HER "COOKIES"	6
THE CAKE	3

Tell me a country that starts with the letter C.

CANADA	41
CHINA	27
COLOMBIA	11
CUBA	10

If you won ten million dollars today, who would you say bye-bye to tomorrow?

BOSS/COWORKERS	76
LANDLORD	4
SPOUSE/MATE	4
"EVERYONE"	4

Fill in the blank: If Tarzan were a magician, he might pull a ______ out of his loincloth.

RABBIT/ANIMAL	56
BANANA/FOOD	22
PERSON/JANE	7
10-FT. VINE	3

Fill in the blank: James Bond's son might ask his dad, "Pops, can I borrow your ______?"

ASTON MARTIN/CAR	51
GUN	27
TUX/SUIT	7
BOND GIRL	3

Name something that follows the word "cheer."

CHEERLEADER	34
CHEER UP	31
CHEERFUL	17
CHEERIOS	6

Name something you wish your spouse wouldn't do during your favorite show.

TALK/NAG	75
FART ON MY LEG	4
VACUUM/CLEAN	4
CHANGE CHANNEL	4

Name something that might be wobbly.

FURNITURE	64
PERSON/A DRUNK	15
SPINNING TOY/TOP	5
SHOPPING CART	3

Name something LeBron James has more of than you.

MOOLAH	63
TROPHIES/RINGS	11
TALENT	9
HEIGHT	4

No wonder the used car you bought was so cheap -- it's missing what?

ENGINE/TRANSMISSION	62
TIRES	14
A.C./HEAT	8
SEATS	3

Name an occupation that you have no choice but to trust them with your life.

DOC/SURGEON	58
PILOT	12
FIREFIGHTER	9
EMT/PARAMEDIC	8

Name something a clown might say he wanted to be buried with.

RED HONKER	54
SHOES	19
BALLOONS	8
WIG	6

Name something people bend.

BODIES/KNEES	46
THE RULES	20
THE TRUTH	15
WIRE/PAPER CLIP	6

Name a kind of suit you would never go swimming in.

BIRTHDAY SUIT	40
DRESS SUIT	39
SUIT OF ARMOR	5
BIKINI/I'M MODEST	3

We asked 100 men...
Instead of money, what would a lottery offer as a prize that would make you buy a ticket?

CAR/RV	39
BABES/CRAVING ME	26
HOUSE	14
HOUSEKEEPER	8

Name something a wife might be tempted to handcuff her husband to.

BEDPOST	75
KITCHEN SINK	4
MOVING CAR	4
TRASH CANS	3

Name something you pass.

GAS	53
SLOW CARS	14
THE SALT/FOOD	11
A TEST/CLASS	8

Name something that people should make sure to have for a rainy day.

UMBRELLA	50
"MONEY SAVED"	23
TV SHOWS TO BINGE	7
RAINCOAT	6

Tell me a place Ronald McDonald's wife won't let him wear his clown costume.

BED/HOME	49
CHURCH	27
EATERY/BURGER KING	5
FUNERAL	5

Fill in the blank: ______ rod.

HOT ROD	49
FISHING ROD	18
A-ROD	13
LIGHTNING ROD	6

Name something you'd hate to have to sell to pay off a gambling debt.

MY CAR/TRUCK	40
MY HOUSE	37
MY JEWELRY	5
MY CHILDREN	4

Name an animal you wouldn't want to be around when they're hungry.

BEAR	33
LION	31
TIGER	18
HIPPO	4

If someone were talking about a jam, what might they be talking about?

TRAFFIC	29
MUSIC	24
STICKY SITUATION	19
JELLY/SPREAD	14

Name someone who needs to have a good sense of balance.

GYMNAST/ACROBAT	69
DANCER	10
ROOFER	3
CYCLIST	3

Of all the animals great and small, which one is the most beloved of all?

DOG	68
CAT	9
BUNNY	4
ELEPHANT	4

Name something that it's okay to kick.

A BALL	68
BUCKET/THE BUCKET	6
TIRES	6
A BAD HABIT	5

If you secretly had an identical twin, what would you make them do for you?

MY JOB	60
CLEAN/CHORES	13
TAKE TESTS	8
GO ON DATES	4

Gotta love the French -- if it weren't for them, we wouldn't have what?

FOOD, TRES BON!	55
CHAMPAGNE	17
STATUE OF LIBERTY	8
EIFFEL TOWER	5

Name a good F word that you like people using to describe you.

FUN/FUNNY	50
FRIEND/FRIENDLY	22
FABULOUS	8
FINE	5

Name a bad habit you picked up as a teenager because your friends did it.

SMOKING CIGS	61
CURSING	11
DRINKING	10
LYING	2

Fill in the blank with one word: A man might bounce from ______ to ______.

WOMAN TO WOMAN	48
JOB TO JOB	25
BAR TO BAR	6
BED TO BED	5

What might a wife buy online that she hopes her husband isn't home when it's delivered?

SHOES/CLOTHES	45
EPIC VIBRATOR	21
JEWELRY	11
GIFT FOR HIM	7

Name something a doctor should have in the room when he's examining a patient.

MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS	36
NURSE/ASST.	25
GLOVES	18
BRIGHT LIGHT	5

Which U.S. state has the craziest people?

FLORIDA	35
CALIFORNIA	33
NEW YORK	11
TEXAS	5

We asked 100 women...
The most support I've gotten in my life is from my what?

MOTHER/FATHER	28
BAE/HUBBY	27
FRIENDS	23
BRA/CLOTHES	6

Name something that men seem to do instinctively when they see a pretty woman.

STARE/BAE-WATCH	57
SMILE	14
WHISTLE	7
SUCK IN GUT	5

Name something you'd hate to have happen while you're riding the Ferris wheel.

GET STUCK	48
PUKE/PUKED ON	22
FALL OUT	7
RIDE COLLAPSES	6

Name something a ghost looks for when picking the perfect house to haunt.

PEOPLE	42
BIG/ATTIC SPACE	24
DARK/SPOOKY LIGHTING	12
HAS HISTORY	5

Name something that rumbles.

HUNGRY BELLY	40
THUNDER	28
EARTHQUAKE	8
CAR	7

Name something that one baby might tell another, "Mine is cuter."

FACE/NOSE	35
MOM	24
BODY/BUTT	15
TOY/STUFFED ANIMAL	9

A man might tell his divorce lawyer, "I'll pay you double if I get to keep" what?

THE HOUSE	33
THE CAR	28
ALL THE $/401K	15
MY DOG	7

Name a spice that would be a cute name for a dog.

PEPPER	31
CINNAMON	24
GINGER	22
NUTMEG	6

Name something a wife might be happy that her ex-husband had to sell to pay alimony.

CAR/TRUCK	69
BOAT	5
GOLF CLUBS	4
MOTORCYCLE	4

Name the animal that always seems to be having the most fun at the zoo.

APE/MONKEY	66
BEAR/PANDA	7
GIRAFFE	5
OTTER	4

Fill in the blank: Hamburger ______.

HELPER	55
BUN	15
PATTY	8
... & FRIES	4

If a circus owner got divorced, he might complain that his ex got the what?

TENT/BIG TOP	47
ELEPHANT/ANIMALS	18
CLOWNS	9
3 RINGS	8

Name an animal that's lazier than you are.

SLOTH	43
CAT	26
DOG	7
TURTLE	6

Name something a man gets that he loves to show off.

CAR/BIG OLE TRUCK	68
HOT HONEY	5
MUSCLES	4
CLOTHES/CARDIGAN	4

Name something a wife might think is good news but her husband might think is bad news.

PREGGO/BABY #8	58
MOM/FAM VISITING	12
GOT JOB/RAISE	7
BIG SALE/AT PRADA	4

Name something you'd hate to forget on your wedding day.

RINGS	52
DRESS/CLOTHES	11
VOWS	10
FIANCE'S NAME	8

If the post office had a Steve Harvey stamp, what might it show Steve holding?

MICROPHONE	36
CARD/"MISS COLOMBIA"	29
EMMY	9
CA$HOLA!	7

Fill in the blank: A woman might brag that she has the best ______ ever.

BAE/MARRIAGE	51
BOD/BOOTY	20
KIDS	5
RECIPES	4

Name something that you'd hate to hear growling at you.

BEAR	41
DOG	24
WOLF	9
MY STOMACH	6

We asked 100 women...
If your man were a male stripper, what might women throw instead of money?

UNDIES/CLOTHES	46
TOMATOES/FOOD	26
DRINKS/BOTTLES	4
VIAGRA/DRUGS	3

Name something you hope to keep for your whole life.

HEALTH/MIND	37
LOVE/MARRIAGE	25
HAIR/COLOR	10
HUMOR/'TUDE	7

Name something that might creep up on you.

AGE/TIME	31
BUG/ANIMAL	29
PERSON/NINJA	10
DEADLINE/FOR BILLS	9

Fill in the blank: I'm walking on ______.

SUNSHINE	41
AIR	17
EGGSHELLS	10
WATER	8

Fill in the blank: I wish my left ______ matched my right ______.

BOOB	45
HAND/THUMB	13
FOOT	10
EYE	7

Name something you might find in the world's nicest jail cell.

BATHROOM/BIDET	23
COMFY BED/COVERS	20
TV	18
FOOD/KITCHEN	10

Name something of yours that you worry you chose the wrong one.

SPOUSE/MATE	25
CAR	15
OUTFIT	13
DIGS	10

Name something of yours you'd be insulted if someone called it fake.

HAIR	22
GLAND CANYON	16
DIAMOND/JEWELRY	16
NOSE	8

What cocktail tastes really good on a hot day?

MARGARITA	30
DAIQUIRI	11
MOJITO	10
BEER	8

Name something you've done a lot of in your life.

SLEPT	22
WORKED	19
BOOZED	6
COOKED	5

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