Name something of yours you'd hate to hear someone say is ugly.
 

100

We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: If you compare your bottom to your wife's, yours is ______er.
 

100

We asked 100 women...
If you were dating the world's smallest man, name a place you might pass him off as your kid to save money.
 

100

Tell me one specific thing a ventriloquist does to his dummy that you wouldn't want done to you.
 

99

Name an occasion when a woman expects her man to buy her something expensive.
 

99

Name something your mother used to do to your bottom that now your lover does.
 

98

At the wild Hollywood party, the celebs were so stoned, they went home with the wrong what?
 

98

Name something you never want to hear your neighbor doing through their window.
 

98

We asked 100 women...
Name an item of clothing your man wears that would not be in the Steve Harvey menswear collection.
 

98

Fill in the blank: Guys have a rule -- when it comes to meeting girls, you don't want your wingman to be ______er than you.
 

97

Name a pet that you might have that if it died, you could replace it without your kids noticing.
 

97

Name one specific thing a lonely guy does with his inflatable doll after he breaks up with her.
 

97

Name one reason it would be tough to have a dragon as a pet.
 

97

We asked 100 women...
Name a reason you'd like to date Santa Claus.
 

97

Next time, what might Little Red Riding Hood bring with her in case she meets another wolf?
 

97

Name something about a girl squirrel that brings all the boy squirrels to the yard.
 

97

Who would Steve Harvey be in the church nativity play?
 

97

Name something frogs do that looks like fun.
 

96

Fill in the blank: Loaded ______.
 

96

Name a part of Steve Harvey that a woman might say she wants to kiss.
 

96

It's bad to get drunk and get a tattoo. It's worse if the tattoo is the name of your who?
 

95

Name a place a man has a good time until his wife shows up there.
 

95

Name something you'd be surprised to smell on your grandma.
 

95

Name something a man might put in his week-old underpants to make them smell better.
 

95

Name an activity that might make parts of you bounce a little too much if you did it in the nude.
 

94

Name something you'd be surprised someone did with their earwax.
 

94

Tell me the worst thing to see that your dog has in its mouth.
 

94

Name a word starting with the letter S that dogs seem to understand.
 

93

Fill in the blank: Everybody has that one annoying friend who ______s too much.
 

93

We asked 100 men...
It's a mistake to pay too much attention to your best friend's what?
 

93

Name a city full of rich and famous people.
 

93

Name a sport where size matters.
 

93

Name a kind of chief.
 

93

Bad Santa's guilty pleasure is to do what in people's houses when he drops off gifts?
 

92

We asked 100 men...
Name something you did to make your wife's dreams come true.
 

91

We asked 100 married women...
Name a way your next husband is going to be better than the one you have now.
 

91

Name something a pirate's angry wife might do to his wooden leg.
 

91

We asked 100 men...
Popeye needed his can of spinach, and you need your can of what?
 

91

Fill in the blank: Kids would be mortified if their parents took a picture of their first ______.
 

90

Name something an astronaut would hate to discover they forgot to put in his spaceship.
 

89

Tell me something a really dumb guy might do if he won the lottery.
 

89

Fill in the blank: ______ hop.
 

88

Who is the biggest pop star of all time?
 

86

What's a kids' game that you play a sexy version of as an adult?
 

86

Name something that hurts to fall out of.
 

86

Name something a male stripper might do before every show.
 

86

We asked 100 women...
When it comes to positive thinking, you're positive your man is thinking about what right now?
 

85

Men should come with a warning label that says "Caution: he thinks he's good at" what?
 

85

Name something you'd be surprised the boss was wearing under his suit.
 

84

What solo Michael Jackson song describes your love life?
 

84

Name something a woman cracks.
 

84

Name something that's good when it's chunky.
 

83

Name the only kind of music they play all day and night in hell.
 

83

If Steve Harvey forgot his wallet at church, name something he might put in the collection plate instead.
 

82

The older a guy gets, the worse he looks wearing what?
 

82

Name something an angry teacher might throw at a misbehaving student.
 

79

Fill in the blank: Bob said, "I want my money back. The strippers at the strip club were all ______."
 

79

Name something you might go to and then sneak out of in the middle of it.
 

77

Name something that gets split.
 

77

If you were in a horror movie, name a household item you'd throw at the killer.
 

73

Name something specific you might do on your birthday that you don't do on any other day.
 

72

Name a place that you might make love that you'd hate for someone to walk in.
 

71

Grandma never told grandpa the secret ingredient in her cookies is what?
 

71

If grandpa lost his glasses, name something of grandma's he might put on by mistake.
 

71

Fill in the blank: You're old enough to ______.
 

70

Good or bad, what might a wife say she got from her ex-husband while they were married?
 

70

At a Halloween party in Beverly Hills, instead of apples, kids bob for what?
 

69

When animals get together and compare tails, name one that might say "Mine is the cutest."
 

69

Name something you wish lasted longer than it does.
 

65

Everyone was shocked when grandpa told them he met his new girlfriend where?
 

64

In heaven, they get to eat pizza all day. What do they eat all day in hell?
 

62

Name something you'd love to say to your spouse, but you don't have the nerve.
 

62

Name something of yours that's just too darn big.
 

59

Name an animal that walks in a sexy way.
 

58

Name a TV host who could also make a lot of money as a stripper.
 

56

Fill in the blank: Hot ______.
 

54

Name a country in which you wish you had a vacation home.
 

54

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