Name something a cheerleader hopes she doesn't do when she's thrown in the air.
 

100

FALL/LAND WRONG

68

SPEW POO/WHIZ

3

HURL

11

GET DIZZY

2

LET ONE RIP

10


LOSE OUTFIT/EXPOSE

6








We asked 100 single men...
Fill in the blank: I'm looking for a woman with a better ______ than mine.
 

100

BANK ACCT./JOB

48

FACE

8

BOD/SET OF BOOBS

16

HAIRCUT/HAIRLINE

2

'TUDE/PERSONALITY

15


BRAIN/I.Q.

11








Before she killed him, the male black widow spider thought his female had the sexiest what?
 

100

8 LONG LEGS

46

BUBBLE BUTT

9

HOURGLASS SPOT

17

FANGS/MOUTH

8

8 SOULFUL EYES

11


WEB

9








Name something your cat gets to do that makes you jealous.
 

99

NAP/NO JOB

74

EAT FREE FOOD

3

CLIMB/JUMP

10

PLAY/WITH TOYS

3

TRAMP AROUND

5


LICK ITSELF

4








We asked 100 men...
When it comes to dating, isn't it about time that women started paying for what?
 

99

DINNER/DESSERT

70

SEX

3

HALF OF EVERYTHING

9

THEIR UBER

3

GAS

8


THE DRINKS

6








When a wife divorces her husband, name something she enjoys having all to herself.
 

99

HOUSE/BED/CLOSET

66

PEACE & QUIET

4

TV/REMOTE

12

THE KIDS

2

MONEY/CHECKBOOK

10


TIME/FREEDOM

5








Name something you might have to straighten up after you make passionate love.
 

99

BED/BEDROOM

64

CLOTHES

2

MY HAIR/WIG

27

KITCHEN/TABLECLOTH

2

OFFICE/DESK

2


ALIBI/STORY

2








Name someone who has told you to take it off, take it all off.
 

99

MY HONEY

54

MASSAGE THERAPIST

2

DOCTOR

30

PERVY FRIEND

2

NURSE

7


MY EX

4








Name something you see someone do at a salad bar that would make you not want a salad.
 

99

SNEEZE/COUGH

52

PUT FOOD BACK

3

USE FINGERS

27

SPIT

2

TASTE IT/LICK SPOON

10


PICK NOSE

5








Tell me a reason you're rolling around on the ground.
 

99

ON FIRE!

50

FIGHTING

3

LAUGHING

26

ITCHY

2

PAIN/BEE STING

9


PLAY/ROLL DOWN HILL

9








Name something a turtle sees that causes it to move its little turtle feet faster.
 

99

GATOR/ANIMAL

45

WATER/THE SEA

5

FOOD/CARROT

22

FIRE

3

CAR

15


HUMAN/HUNTER

9








We asked 100 women...
Tell me what you'd do if, while he was introducing you to his parents, your boyfriend forgot your name.
 

99

LEAVE/DUMP HIM

39

CRY

4

INTRODUCE MYSELF

27

GIVE HIM DIRTY LOOK

3

SLAP/PUNCH HIM

17


LAUGH

9








Name a reason a man might buy a house across the street from his ex-wife.
 

99

SEE HIS KIDS

39

STILL LOVES HER

3

TICK HER OFF

26

HE'S STUPID

3

SPY/HE'S JEALOUS

24


CHEAP NEIGHBORHOOD

4








Why did everybody laugh when grandpa blew out the candles on his birthday cake?
 

98

TEETH FELL OUT

72

HAPPY HE COULD

3

SPIT/A LOOGIE

8

BLEW FROSTING OFF

2

COULDN'T DO IT

7


FARTED/USED HIS BUTT

6








We asked 100 women...
If you had magic ruby slippers, where would you want to be taken when you tap the heels together?
 

98

VACAY/DISNEYLAND

72

HEAVEN/DEAD

3

SPA/HOT TUB

8

SEPHORA/MALL

2

THE PAST/1600'S

7


HOME/BED

6








Steve Harvey's mansion is so big, he needs a map to find what?
 

98

ALL 7 BATHROOMS

72

FRONT DOOR/EXIT

5

KITCHEN/FOOD

7

BEDROOM

2

CLOSET/SUITS

6


MARJORIE

6








Name something a man with very little hair does to make it look like he has more.
 

98

COMB-OVER

59

GROW BEARD

2

WEAR TOUPEE

18

FLUFF IT UP

2

WEAR HAT

14


PLUGS/SPRAY-ON

3








Name something you shouldn't be holding while you're driving.
 

98

PHONE

59

CIGARETTE

2

COFFEE/4-COURSE MEAL

12

MURDER WEAPON

2

MARTINI

12


CRYING BABY

11








We asked 100 women...
How do your girlfriends cheer you up after a breakup?
 

98

DRINKS/BAR NIGHT

58

GIRLS' TRIP

2

FOOD!

25

TRASH TALK HIM

2

GO SHOPPING

9


MOVIE

2








We asked 100 women...
Name something Kevin Hart has that makes up for his short stature.
 

98

HUMOR/TALENT

57

TRENDY HAIR

5

LOUD MOUTH

16

BIG HEART

2

MOOLAH!

10


CUTE FACE/SMILE

8








Tell me one of the advantages of being bald.
 

98

NO SHAMPOO/EASY WASH

55

STAY COOLER

2

NO HAIRCUTS

27

NO BAD HAIR DAYS

2

NO COMBING

9


NO TANGLES

3








What's something you couldn't do without your lips?
 

98

KISS/PUCKER

55

SING/LIP SYNC

2

WHISTLE

19

SMILE

2

TALK

10


DRINK/SLURP/EAT

10








Name the first thing to come off when a pirate plays strip poker.
 

98

EYEPATCH

54

FRILLY SHIRT

4

HAT

28

PARROT

2

PEG LEG

6


HOOK

4








Name something you'd bring to a party at Snoop Dogg's house.
 

98

GANJA

44

GUN/WEAPON

2

GIN & JUICE

24

TAXI/UBER

2

MUNCHIES

23


WOMEN

3








Name a gift you'd buy for your friend who always smells bad.
 

98

COLOGNE

40

SCENTED CANDLE

2

DEODORANT

27

THICK CLOTHING

2

SOAP/BATH BEADS

23


LOTION

4








Name something Steve Harvey might do to disguise himself so he can go out in public.
 

98

STRAWBERRY BLOND WIG

35

DRESS DOWN/HOODIE

6

CAP/SOMBRERO

32

SHAVE OFF STACHE

4

SHADES/SPECS

14


MASK/COSTUME

7








We asked 100 women...
After the lips, what's your favorite part of a man to kiss?
 

98

NECK

32

BACK

5

CHEEK

25

SHOULDERS

3

FURRY PECS

18


EAR

15








Name something spread on bread that a wife might spread on her naked husband Fred.
 

98

PEANUT BUTTER

28

HONEY

7

JELLY

25

CREAM CHEESE

2

BUTTER

18


NUTELLA/CHOCOLATE

18








Instead of swabbing your nose for a COVID test, where do you wish they'd swab?
 

97

MOUTH/IN CHEEK

68

MY POOP CHUTE

4

EAR

13

MY LONELY LOINS

2

FINGER/HAND

5


ARMPIT

5








Name something a kid might say that Santa Claus and his grandpa have in common.
 

97

WHITE HAIR/BEARDS

61

THE LAUGH/HO HO HO

2

BIG BELLIES

24

SMELL FUNNY

2

OLD GEEZERS

5


KIND/GIVE GIFTS

3








Name something a dog fantasizes about doing to a veterinarian.
 

97

BITING/DEVOURING

61

GIVING SHOT

3

PEEIN' ON 'EM

17

HUMPING 'EM

2

NEUTERING

11


LICK/KISSING 'EM

3








If a man really wants a natural woman, he won't mind if she doesn't bother to do what?
 

97

SHAVE

60

SURGERY/PROCEDURE

3

WEAR MAKEUP

26

WEAR DEODORANT

2

BATHE

3


BRUSH HER HAIR

3








Name something a delivery boy might do to your pizza if you never tip him.
 

97

SPIT ON/LICK IT

59

LET IT GET COLD

3

DROP IT

24

FART ON IT

2

EAT IT

5


SHAKE/TILT BOX

4








Name something your partner does to your hair that drives you wild in the good way.
 

97

PLAYS WITH/STROKES

52

WASHES IT

4

PULLS IT

24

PATS IT

2

BRUSHES IT

10


COMPLIMENTS IT

5








Fill in the blank: Sally said, "I know just what to do when my man starts acting like a baby. I ______ him."
 

97

SPANK

52

FEED/BREASTFEED

9

IGNORE

15

CHANGE/DIAPER

2

BURP

10


HUG/ROCK

9








At a funeral, name something on the deceased that you might notice is crooked.
 

97

CLOTHES/TIE

48

TEETH

2

FACE/LIPS

26

ARTHRITIC FINGERS

2

HAIR/TOUPEE

12


GLASSES

7








If a police officer thought a circus clown was carrying drugs, he might search his what?
 

97

GIANT SHOES

48

BUSHY WIG

5

RED NOSE

18

BUTT/3-RING TUCHAS

2

COSTUME/POCKETS

12


CLOWN CAR

12








Name something a wife might do to her husband's neck.
 

97

RUB IT

43

HELP CRACK IT

2

KISS IT

36

SHAVE IT

2

STRANGLE/WRING IT

11


BITE/HICKEY

3








Besides washing your body, name something you do in the shower.
 

97

SING/ABBA SONGS

40

SEX/TICKLE PICKLE

5

SHAVE

25

BRUSH TEETH

2

WASH HAIR

18


WHIZ/DUMP

7








Fill in the blank: I'd love to wake up on top of ______.
 

97

A PILE OF $$$

34

A BED

8

LOVER/RYAN REYNOLDS

21

A CLOUD

5

A MOUNTAIN

15


"THE WORLD"

14








Name something a woman hopes her man doesn't ask her to do to his feet.
 

97

CLIP NAILS

26

WASH/CLEAN TOE JAM

11

MASSAGE 'EM

25

SNIFF 'EM

2

KISS 'EM

21


LICK/SUCK 'EM

12








Name something a stay-at-home housewife likes to see the pool boy wearing.
 

96

SWIMSUIT/THONG

56

UNIFORM

2

CUTOFF SHORTS

23

GRAPE-HUGGING PANTS

2

B-DAY SUIT

9


TANK/TEE

4








We asked 100 married men...
What's the sexiest thing your wife has?
 

96

BOD THAT WON'T QUIT

49

ME/HER MAN

2

FACE/SMILE

25

SMARTS

2

LAUGH/VOICE

13


LINGERIE

5








What would you do if you found out your new house was haunted?
 

96

MOVE!

49

PRAY

3

INVESTIGATE

22

CRY/BE SCARED

3

PRIEST/GHOSTBUSTERS

11


SELL TICKETS

8








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you might find in the bed that could make you suspect your wife was having an affair with a doctor.
 

96

STETHOSCOPE

48

BADGE

3

TONGUE DEPRESSOR

25

RUBBER GLOVE

2

MASK

13


KNEE HAMMER

5








Name something a male stripper called Frosty the Snowman might pull out of his thong.
 

96

CARROT

47

CANDY CANE

2

SNOWBALLS/ICE

36

SCARF

2

CORNCOB PIPE

6


HIS CHILLY LIL WILLY

3








Bob realized the hospital nurse was new when she tried to put a tongue depressor in his what?
 

96

LEATHER BAGEL/BUTT

47

EYE

2

EAR

36

URETHRA

2

ARMPIT

5


NOSE

4








Name something from work that a fireman might get in trouble for taking home with him.
 

96

FIRE TRUCK

46

HIS WORK/A FIRE

2

THE HOSE

28

THE POLE

2

AXE

15


FIRESUIT/UNIFORM

3








Name something a woman puts in her bra that a man might put in his underpants.
 

96

MONEY/WALLET

46

PHONE

4

TISSUE

18

PADDING

2

HAND/OF LOVER

14


SOCK

12








Name something about Mr. Clean that women find sexy.
 

96

MUSCLY BOD/BOOTY

44

DREAMY SMILE

2

BALD HEAD

36

AROUSING SCENT

2

HE CLEANS!

9


EARRING

3








If you visited someone's house, name something that might make you suspect they were a vampire.
 

96

COFFIN

43

NO GARLIC

2

BLOOD IN FRIDGE

21

DAYTIME SLEEPER

2

NO WINDOW/DARK

16


NO MIRRORS

12








Name something you'd be surprised to smell on your boss.
 

96

WEED

41

B.O.

3

COLOGNE/MY WIFE'S

23

CHEESE/FOOD

3

BOOZE

19


EAU DE BOOTAY

7








We asked 100 married men...
You'd freak out if your wife said she wasn't going to do what for a year?
 

96

INDULGE MY BULGE

41

TRAVEL

9

COOK

17

WORK

5

TALK/NAG

12


SHOWER

12








Fill in the blank: A bad grandma goes to ______ on Sunday instead of church.
 

96

CASINO

37

HORSE TRACK

3

BAR/CLUB

33

PRISON

2

BINGO

14


STRIP JOINT

7








We asked 100 married men...
Name a way you can tell immediately that your wife is in a bad mood.
 

96

SILENT TREATMENT

36

WON'T COOK

8

TONE/YELLS

19

SHE'S AWAKE

5

FACE/DIRTY LOOK

18


SLAMS THINGS

10








We asked 100 married men...
You'd kiss your wife more often if her lips tasted like what?
 

96

SUGAR/CANDY

34

HONEY

7

BOOZE/BUD LIGHT

25

CHICKEN/KFC

4

BACON

13


FRUIT/COCONUT

13








An unhappy husband says, "I'd get a divorce if I knew for sure I could keep" what?
 

96

THE HOUSE

31

THE KIDS

10

THE MONEY

27

HAVING SEX W/ HER

3

THE CAR

14


THE DOG

11








Name something you put in your mouth that you should never put in your bottom.
 

95

FOOD/HOT SAUCE

63

CIG/CIGAR

3

TOOTHBRUSH

17

FINGER/ALL 5

3

UTENSIL/KNIFE

6


BOOZE

3








Name something a male stripper might put on his heinie to make it shiny.
 

95

OIL/GREASE

54

CREAM/LOTION

4

VASELINE

22

SALIVA

2

GLITTER

9


WAX

4








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I like it when a man's bottom is ______.
 

95

FIRM/TIGHT

54

COVERED UP

6

ROUND/A BUBBLE

18

LITTLE/FLAT

4

HAIRLESS

7


CLEAN

6








We asked 100 women...
What might you do if you catch your man checking out another woman?
 

95

SLAP/ELBOW

40

CHECK HER OUT/GET #

3

YELL/CALL HIM OUT

35

IGNORE IT

3

FEEL JEALOUS

9


DEATH GLARE

5








There's a special place in hell for a man who dumps his girlfriend on what occasion?
 

95

HER BIRTHDAY

36

CHRISTMAS

7

VALENTINE'S DAY

30

CHILDBIRTH

4

ANNIVERSARY

9


WEDDING DAY

9








Name a procedure a dentist does that he might also use as a code for making love.
 

95

DRILLING

36

DEEP CLEAN/FLOSS

4

ORAL EXAM

23

EXTRACTION/PULL

4

FILLING A CAVITY

16


ROOT CANAL

12








We asked 100 single women...
Fill in the blank: To get rid of a guy you don't like, you might tell him you're what?
 

95

HOT 4 HOO-HA

36

CELIBATE

7

PREGGO W/ TWINS

21

ILL/DYING IN A WEEK

6

MARRIED/TAKEN

17


NOT INTERESTED

8








We asked 100 married women...
When thinking of your husband, what does the very thought of him make you want to do?
 

95

KISS/HUG HIM

35

JUMP HIS BONES

4

SMILE/LAUGH

33

RUN/BE SINGLE

3

SCREAM

11


BE WITH HIM/4-EVER

9








You'd love to tell people who ask to stay at your house, "Bring your own" what?
 

95

BED/BEDDING

33

TOWELS

6

FOOD/COFFEE

29

MAID

2

BOOZE

19


TOILETRIES/SOAP

6








Name something a single dad might borrow from his teenage son for a date.
 

95

COLOGNE/AXE

31

BLACK BOOK/BABES

2

GARB/PIMP SHIRT

25

ADVICE

2

PETER PARKAS

22


CAR

13








We asked 100 single men...
Fill in the blank: I'd rather have a great ______ than a great wife.
 

95

SET OF WHEELS

31

DOG

8

BANK ACCOUNT

23

HOUSE

5

JOB

16


GIRLFRIEND

12








Fill in the blank: You wish you could make love as often as you make ______.
 

94

VITTLES/COFFEE

76

MY BED

3

PEE-PEE/DOODY

6

A MESS

2

MONEY

4


MISTAKES

3








What might a mean stripper do to the pole to sabotage the other strippers?
 

94

GREASE/BUTTER

71

BLADES/PINS ON IT

2

SUPER GLUE

12

SWEAT/RUB PITS

2

LOOSEN/BREAK

5


PEE/SMEAR POO ON

2








Name something an evil kid puts in the middle of a snowball before throwing it.
 

94

ROCK

71

ICE

3

TURD/PEE

10

BASEBALL

2

NAILS

4


BLADE

4








We asked 100 married men...
Your wife is a lady in the streets and a what animal in the sheets?
 

94

TIGER

41

LAMB

5

LIONESS

26

SLOTH

4

PANTHER/COUGAR

13


KITTY CAT

5








If a married man sleeps with another woman tonight, where might he be sleeping tomorrow?
 

94

OUTSIDE/DOGHOUSE

41

COUCH

7

HOTEL

16

GRAVE/WITH THE FISHES

6

CAR

16


HIS TRAMP'S BED

8








Name something you do after getting a bad haircut.
 

94

WEAR HAT

40

PUT IN PIGTAILS

5

CRY

24

SHAVE IT ALL OFF

5

RECUT/FIX IT

13


COMPLAIN

7








At a séance to contact Elvis, name something of his they might have on the table.
 

94

GARB/BLUE SUEDE SHOES

39

PB & BANANA SANDWICH

10

GUITAR

18

MICROPHONE

2

SUNGLASSES

15


RECORD

10








Name something about Batman you think is sexy.
 

94

COSTUME/TIGHTS

38

EYES/FACE

5

BATMOBILE

19

LAIR/BAT CAVE

2

YOLKED BOD

16


GRAVELY VOICE

14








We asked 100 men...
Name something you should do a lot of now in case it's not allowed in heaven.
 

94

CHUG BREWSKIS

33

CUSS

7

SWEETEN THE SHEETS

30

PIG OUT

3

DRUGS

13


SMOKE/CIGARS

8








Name something you might get in trouble for doing at a nude beach.
 

94

PICKLING THE PASTRAMI

30

PEEIN' & POOPIN'

5

PICS/VIDS

20

GOOSING/GROPING

5

WEAR'G CLOTHES

18


POINT & STARE

16








Name something Steve Harvey's high school sweetheart might sell from when they dated.
 

94

GARB/VARSITY JACKET

28

LOCK OF HIS HAIR

7

PIC/YEARBOOK

25

CORSAGE

4

RING/JEWELRY

19


LOVE NOTE

11








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: If a man can't make ______, I'll dump him.
 

94

MONEY

26

TIME FOR ME

4

ME HAPPY/LAUGH

23

CONVERSATION

2

FOOD/MY COFFEE

20


LOVE/BABIES

19








Fill in the blank: It was such a wild party at Farmer Brown's that the next morning, he found a ______ in his bed.
 

93

HEIFER/ANIMAL

70

CROP/JUICY MELON

3

GAL/FARMHAND

9

HOE/TOOL

3

HEN EGG

4


BRA/CLOTHES

4








Name something a cat lady makes out of her cats' fur.
 

93

CLOTHES/PANTIES

64

CUTE WIG

3

BLANKET

9

TRENDY PURSE/BAG

3

PILLOW

8


STUFFED ANIMAL

6








Name something Santa's elves might do on Christmas Eve, their one night off.
 

93

PARTY/CHUG EGGNOG

62

BOINK/MRS. CLAUS

3

SLEEP

20

CHRISTMAS MOVIES

2

CHOW DOWN

3


GAMBLE/POKER

3








Name something a woman would need to be a Jennifer Lopez impersonator.
 

93

BOOTY/HOT BOD

61

BEAUTY

3

LONG HAIR/WIG

15

BEN AFFLECK

3

TALENT

7


SEXY CLOTHES

4








Even in a confession booth, name something you might think twice about confessing to.
 

93

NOOKIE/AFFAIR

58

LYING

4

MURDER

17

CHEATED ON TAXES

2

STOLE/FROM CHURCH

7


LUST/FOR COUSIN

5








Name something you wear in the bedroom that you'd never wear in public.
 

93

PJ'S/NIGHTIE/ROBE

53

FUZZY SLIPPERS

3

LINGERIE/UNDIES

20

S & M GEAR

3

BIRTHDAY SUIT

11


SHORT SHORTS

3








We asked 100 men...
If your wife asks you what she does best, what's your answer?
 

93

COOK

49

NAG

2

BE A MOM

22

GO TO POUND TOWN

2

CLEAN

12


LOVE/TOLERATE ME

6








Name something a wife might let her husband do Sunday afternoon if he goes to church with her Sunday morning.
 

93

WATCH SPORTS

49

NOOKIE/WITH MISTRESS

6

GOLF

16

FISH

3

SLEEP

11


DRINK/AT BAR

8








Although you might be tempted, name someone you should never give the finger to.
 

93

A COP

48

MY SPOUSE/MATE

2

MY PARENTS

22

A CHILD/MY KID

2

CLERGY

10


MY BOSS

9








We asked 100 men...
Name something your boss might give your wife that could make you suspect they're having an affair.
 

93

RING/JEWELRY

37

JOB/SALARY

6

FLOWERS

18

TONGUE KISSING/HUG

4

LINGERIE/CLOTHES

17


BOX OF CANDY

11








We asked 100 married men...
I don't like to be around my wife when she's doing what?
 

93

NAGGIN'/YELL'G

34

GOSSIP'G/YAPPING

8

CLEAN'G/LAUNDRY

23

POOPING

5

SHOPPING

13


CRYING

10








What could you say to your spouse in the bedroom that would trigger an instant divorce?
 

93

WRONG NAME/EX'S

33

I HATE YOU

2

CHEATED/2 HRS. AGO

27

WANT A DIVORCE

2

BAD IN BED

21


GAIN WEIGHT?

8








Name a traffic sign a woman might say when a jerk at a bar says, "What's your sign?"
 

92

STOP

75

MAKE A U-TURN

2

DO NOT ENTER

5

EXIT

2

YIELD

4


WRONG WAY

4








What would a man hate to see fly out of a sexy woman's hair as she flips it to flirt with him?
 

92

FLIES/BUGS

62

USED CONDOM

3

DANDRUFF

11

FOOD/A CHEETO

3

BATS

8


EXTENSIONS/HAIR

5








We asked 100 men...
Name something that makes a woman fun.
 

92

PERSONALITY/HUMOR

56

LIKES SPORTS/SURFS

4

PH.D. IN DONG

15

SHE'S A NUDIST

2

ALWAYS DRUNK

10


DANCES A LOT

5








We asked 100 women...
Name a fruit that wouldn't fit in your bra cup.
 

92

WATERMELON

56

PINEAPPLE

7

CANTALOUPE

8

ORANGE

6

GRAPEFRUIT

8


BANANA

7








If it were up to men, where would weddings be held instead of church?
 

92

BAR

55

BEACH

6

SPORTS VENUE

15

STRIP JOINT

2

HOME/BACKYARD

8


PARK

6








Name something you'd hate to see your waitress doing right before serving your food.
 

92

PICK/BLOW NOSE

39

BATHROOM/DOODY

2

SNEEZE/COUGH

36

SPIT ON IT

2

PICK BUTT

8


TOUCH/EAT MY FOOD

5








Name something little kids use their mom's bra for.
 

92

SLINGSHOT

38

AS BRA/PLAY MOM

3

HAT/HEADBAND

36

EARMUFFS

3

FACE MASK

7


HOLD STUFF/SNACKS

5








Name somewhere a single granny goes to pick up hot grandpas.
 

92

BINGO HALL

36

STORE/CVS

3

CHURCH

28

BUFFET/EATERY

3

SENIOR HOME/CTR.

15


BAR

7








Tell me a part of your body no one has ever kissed.
 

92

FOOT/TOE

36

EYE

4

RUMP ROAST

21

NOSE/UP NOSTRIL

2

ARM/PIT

19


LEG/KNEE/ANKLE

10








Before a doctor does a real circumcision, what food might he practice on?
 

92

HOT DOG/SAUSAGE

32

MUSHROOM

4

BANANA

24

ORANGE

2

CUCUMBER/PICKLE

23


CARROT

7








Name something you might be holding when you're in Las Vegas.
 

92

MONEY/CREDIT CARD

32

DICE

10

CHIPS

17

A COUPLE STRIPPERS

7

DRINK

16


CARDS/FULL HOUSE

10








Name a family gathering that would be more fun if Steve Harvey hosted it.
 

92

REUNION

30

FUNERAL

7

THANKSGIVING

23

WEDDING

4

CHRISTMAS

15


BIRTHDAY PARTY

13








Name a place where you'd be surprised to smell marijuana.
 

91

CHURCH

61

POLICE STATION

3

HOSPITAL/DR.

12

WORK

3

SCHOOL/DAYCARE

6


GRANDMA'S/RELATIVES'

6








Name an occupation that if they lose their voice, they'd have to take the day off work.
 

91

SINGER

49

PHONE SEX WORKER

2

HOST/ACTOR/DJ

21

MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER

2

CALL CENTER/SALES

9


AUCTIONEER

8








If you had to share a hospital room with another patient, what do you hope they don't do?
 

91

SNORE

44

DIE

5

SMELL/POO SELF

22

SCREAM/CRY

5

JIBBER-JABBER

10


VOMIT

5








We asked 100 single women...
Name something you can forgive a man for not having if he has a lot of money.
 

91

DENZEL'S FACE

37

A JOB

7

HAIR

17

TIME FOR ME

7

MANNERS/TACT

14


A BRAIN

9








Name something cats do that's sexier when humans do it.
 

91

LICK/SELF

34

EAT

3

PURR/MEOW

32

SLEEP

3

STRETCH/ARCH BACK

14


CUDDLE/RUB UP

5








Fill in the blank: You might be a prude if you've never ______ed in the nude.
 

90

SWUM

42

DANCED

5

SLEPT

17

RUN/WALKED

5

BATHED

11


BOINKED

10








"Passed away" is a nice way of saying someone died. Name a not-so-nice way.
 

90

CROAKED

40

EXPIRED

2

KICKED THE BUCKET

29

SIX FEET UNDER

2

DIED/DROPPED DEAD

12


BIT THE DUST

5








You wouldn't want to be a cowboy because you don't like what?
 

90

RIDIN' HORSES/OW!

40

DUST & DIRT

8

GETUP/CHAPS

18

CHOW/BEANS

3

THE DANG DUNG

12


COWS/WRANGLING

9








Who's the last person you want to see while walking home from a one-night stand?
 

90

MY SPOUSE/BOO

39

GOSSIPY FRIEND

4

PARENTS

19

PASTOR

4

EX

17


BOSS

7








Name something that gets flipped.
 

90

PANCAKE/FOOD

35

PLAYING CARD

5

HOUSE/PROPERTY

20

MATTRESS

3

COIN

19


MY MIDDLE FINGER

8








It would be weird to receive a call from a stranger who tells you they're your what?
 

90

PARENT

33

FUTURE SELF

3

CHILD

25

LOVER/SUGAR MAMA

3

SIBLING/TWIN

22


SPOUSE

4








Name the worst place to accidentally flash someone.
 

89

CHURCH

57

COURT

5

POLICE STN./JAIL

11

BUS/SUBWAY

3

WORK/H.R. OFFICE

7


SCHOOL

6








Name something you'd need if you were opening up a funeral home.
 

89

CASKETS

44

BUILDING/LAND

4

DEAD BODIES

17

EMBALM'G TOOLS

4

HEARSE

13


MONEY

7








When you get to heaven, tell me a complaint you might have about your wings.
 

89

TOO BIG/HEAVY

40

BROKEN/DON'T WORK

3

TOO SMALL/TIGHT

36

ALLERGIC/ITCHY

3

USED/DIRTY

4


DON'T LIKE COLOR

3








We asked 100 women...
Name something your man puts in his mouth just like a little boy.
 

89

SUCKER/CANDY

40

MY BOOBIE

3

ICE CREAM/POPSICLE

19

A WHISTLE

2

FINGER/THUMB

19


20 FRENCH FRIES

6








Name a reason you might find a nerd sexy.
 

89

THEY'RE BRAINY

33

CLOTHES/BOW TIE

3

THEY'RE HOT

25

PERSONALITY/HUMOR

3

THEY'RE RICH

18


DEM GLASSES

7








Name a reason a boss might suspect that one of his employees has been smoking pot at work.
 

89

THE SMELL

31

RED/GLASSY EYES

11

SLEEPING

13

GIGGLY/SMILING

10

HAS MUNCHIES

12


BAD WORK

12








Name something your mom put in your school lunch that had high trade value.
 

89

COOKIE

25

PUDDING

7

CANDY

24

BANANA/FRUIT

5

CHIPS

14


TWINKIE/CAKE

14








Name something you'd do if you found out your boss got arrested.
 

88

LAUGH/CELEBRATE

63

GASP/IN SHOCK

3

FIND OUT WHY

8

SLACK OFF/SKIP WORK

3

BAIL 'EM OUT

7


GOSSIP/POST IT

4








If you could sell it and make a lot of money, tell me a body part you'd be okay living with just one of.
 

88

KIDNEY

45

BOOB

5

EAR

17

NAD/BRO GLOBE

4

TOE

9


FINGER

8








Cheap Carl is so cheap that he even reuses what?
 

87

TOILET PAPER

60

CONDOMS

4

NAPKINS/PAPER TOWELS

9

STRAWS

3

PLASTIC DISHES

6


ZIPLOC BAGS

5








We asked 100 women...
When it comes to sex appeal, who's your favorite quarterback?
 

87

TOM BRADY

58

AARON RODGERS

4

BRETT FAVRE

9

RUSSELL WILSON

3

JOE MONTANA

7


JOE NAMATH

6








Name an occupation that you think is not above taking bribes.
 

87

POLITICIAN

52

WAITER

4

POLICE

15

BOUNCER

4

LAWYER

7


JUDGE

5








Name a place where you feel you have to be careful of what you say.
 

87

CHURCH

48

BAR

2

WORK

26

PARENTS' HOUSE

2

COURT

6


THE IN-LAWS'

3








Fill in the blank: A woman might say, "One day, I'm going to ______ my husband."
 

87

LEAVE/DIVORCE

38

TELL OFF5

3

KILL/SHOOT

27

BOINK

3

SLAP/SPANK

10


SURPRISE

6








Name something you can see yourself wishing for on your 100th birthday.
 

87

TO CHECK OUT

31

HOT SEX/25 YR.-OLD

9

YOUTH

16

CAKE

3

TIME/100 MORE!

16


GOOD HEALTH

12








Name something a couple does after the last child leaves home.
 

87

TRAVEL

27

CRY

4

CELEBRATE/TOAST

23

BOINK IN EVERY ROOM

2

REMODEL/REDECORATE

22


MOVE/DOWNSIZE

9








Fill in the blank: A woman might tell a man, "Sorry honey, I'm way too ______ to date you."
 

87

SMART/EDUCATED

25

BUSY

4

HOT

23

TALL

2

OLD/YOUNG

22


GOOD/CLASSY

11








Name the first thing grandpa did when grandma got run over by a reindeer.
 

87

GET DRUNK

24

KILL THE DEER

7

CELEBRATE/LAUGH

23

SUE SANTA

5

CRY/SCREAM

17


HELP HER/911

11








Name something you did a lot of as a baby that you still do a lot of.
 

86

CRY/SCREAM

39

GIGGLE

4

SLEEP

25

PEE/POO SELF

4

EAT/DRINK

9


BABBLE/TALK

5








Grandma is convinced that grandpa has a secret what?
 

86

SIDE PIECE

37

FOOD STASH

3

STASH O' CASH

27

FAMILY/KID

3

LIQUOR STASH

12


HIDEOUT/MAN CAVE

4








Sharing a bath with your lover is romantic. Sharing a bath with your who is creepy?
 

86

PARENTS

35

NEIGHBOR

6

SIBLINGS

17

BOSS

5

PET

13


CHILDREN

10








Satan complained, "I'm up to my horns down here with people from" what occupation?
 

86

LAWYER

33

BANKING/LENDING

3

POLITICS

33

CLERGY

3

SALES

10


ENTERTAINMENT

4








Name something Old Mother Hubbard keeps in her cupboard for when the sexy pool boy comes by.
 

86

BIKINI/SEXY GARB

32

LOTION/LUBE

5

OLD MOTHER RUBBERS

17

BINOCULARS

4

BOOZE

14


TREAT/WHIPPED CREAM

14








A dad wouldn't find it so cute if his kid said, "I saw mommy kissing" who?
 

86

UNCLE BOB

24

YOUR BEST BUD

8

THE MAILMAN

20

MY TEACHER

4

THE NEIGHBOR

18


MALL SANTA CLAUS

12








Name a place it's just wrong to floss your teeth.
 

85

EATERY/TABLE

50

STORE

4

WORK/MEETING

12

FUNERAL/MORGUE

4

CHURCH

11


AIRPLANE

4








Grandpa's really losing it. The other day, I found his false teeth in where?
 

85

THE FRIDGE

37

GRANDMA

3

THE TOILET

20

FISH TANK

3

FOOD/DRINK

18


DISHWASHER

4








Name something a gardener uses on the job that his wife might use on him if he cheats.
 

85

A SHOVEL

24

A RAKE

6

SHEARS/TRIMMER

21

CHAIN SAW

4

A HOE

20


HIGH-PRESSURE HOSE

10








If you went to a Kardashian birthday party, what might the piñata be stuffed with?
 

85

CHA-CHING/GIFT CARDS

23

BOTOX/SILICON

11

FOOD/CAVIAR

18

CONDOMS

6

MAKEUP

15


JEWELRY/GOLD

12








In order to be truly happy, you need to have at least one good what?
 

84

FRIEND

53

CAR

3

LOVE/MATE

14

BANK ACCT.

3

PET

6


BIG "O"

5








If you're having surgery, name something you don't want to see the doctor holding just before it starts.
 

84

PINA COLADA

38

INSTRUCTIONS

6

XL SCALPEL

20

A JOINT

4

CHAIN SAW

9


FOOD/SLOPPY JOE

7








Name something of your cheating ex's you'd love to throw in the pool.
 

83

PHONE

30

JEWELRY/WATCH

5

CLOTHES/ARMANI SUIT

28

THEIR HO

5

THEIR BODY

9


COMPUTER

6








When you were a kid, name something your friends dared you to eat.
 

82

WORM/BUG

47

VEGGIES

3

DIRT

18

BOOGERS

3

GRASS/PLANTS

7


PET FOOD

4








Steve Harvey's head is as smooth as what?
 

82

BOOTY/A BABY'S

40

SILK

3

BOWLING BALL

20

BUTTER

3

BILLIARD BALL

12


MELON

4








Fill in the blank: Making love with your mate is like riding on a ______.
 

81

BUCKING BRONCO

24

WAVE/SURFBOARD

5

ROLLER COASTER

21

NAUSEATING BOAT

3

BULL

16


BIKE/TRIKE

12








If they made an inflatable Steve Harvey doll, name something a woman might do with it.
 

80

HUG/KISS

33

RUB HEAD

3

DEFLATE/STAB

22

TAKE SELFIES W/ IT

3

SLEEP WITH/RIDE

13


PUNCH IT

6








When you're down, nothing hits the spot like a good what?
 

80

STIFF DRINK

32

CRY

4

SUNDAE/FOOD

26

HIT OF DANK WEED

4

JOKE/LAUGH

8


FLING/BOOTY CALL

6








We asked 100 women...
Name a TV host who's so adorable, you could eat him up.
 

78

STEVE HARVEY

24

HOWIE MANDEL

5

RYAN SEACREST

19

ANDY COHEN

5

PAT SAJAK

14


MARIO LOPEZ

11








Name something you're comfortable doing around your dog but not other people.
 

77

GAS BLAST

21

THE NASTY

5

PEE/PINCH LOAF

21

PICKIN' NOSE

4

SINGIN'

13


UNDRESSING

13








Name an activity that might cause someone's dentures to pop out.
 

76

EATING/CHEWING

41

TALKING/YELLING

3

LAUGHING

21

COUGHING

3

BLOWING

5


SNEEZING

3








We asked 100 women...
Bad news: you're the last woman on Earth. Worse news: there's only one man left, and he's what?
 

76

INTO DUDES

31

A JERK

7

UGLY

14

OLD/40

6

STUPID

10


IMPOTENT/NADLESS

8








Name something a shoe salesman might do if a customer had really stinky feet.
 

75

COVER/HOLD NOSE

22

GAG/BARF

7

SPRAY/POWDER

20

GIVE THEM SOCKS

5

HOLD BREATH

13


LEAVE/NEW SALESMAN

8








Name an occupation in which you are likely to get wet on the job.
 

74

LIFEGUARD

32

FISHERMAN

7

CAR WASH

12

SAILOR

5

FIREFIGHTER

10


DIVER/SWIMMER

8








Besides a church, name a place a guy might say he had a religious experience.
 

73

BED! HALLELUJAH!

36

BROTHEL

5

MOUNTAINS/NATURE

13

BARRY MANILOW CONCERT

4

STRIP JOINT

10


BAR/CLUB

5








Name something a male customer might do if a waitress pinched his bottom.
 

73

SMILE

29

BLUSH

5

TIP EXTRA

15

PINCH BACK

5

ASK OUT/GIVE #

12


SCREAM/"OUCH!"

7








Fill in the blank: I wish I had dance moves like who?
 

71

MICK JAGGER

32

JOHN TRAVOLTA

3

MICHAEL JACKSON

27

JANET JACKSON

3

BEYONCE

3


JENNIFER LOPEZ

3








Name a place you hate going to so much that you consider it hell on earth.
 

69

DOC/DENTIST

21

DMV

5

WORK

20

NEW JERSEY

3

STORE/GROCERY

10


IN-LAWS'/FAMILY'S

10








Name something specific the dog does that makes the cat say to it, "You're pathetic."
 

67

BEGS

24

SNIFFS/BUTTS

8

CHASES ITS TAIL

11

BARKS/WHINES

7

LICKS/OWN NADS

9


FETCHES

8








Which diva's songs are best for karaoke?
 

66

MARIAH CAREY

16

CHER

8

WHITNEY HOUSTON

14

MADONNA

8

LADY GAGA

11


BEYONCE

9








Name a kind of candy that would fit in your ear if you were dumb enough to stick it in there.
 

64

SKITTLES

16

TIC TACS

7

M&M'S

16

NERDS

5

CANDY CORN

11


JELLY BEANS

9








Name a dangerous animal that, if it could talk, might say "Don't let my small size fool you."
 

62

SNAKE

28

FOX

4

SPIDER/BLACK WIDOW

15

SCORPION

4

RAT/MOUSE

6


WOLVERINE

5








Name something you might make a fast exit from.
 

59

FIRE

35

CHURCH

4

BAD MOVIE

6

FIGHT/ARGUMENT

4

PARTY

5


BAD DATE

5








Name a woman's sport where the players are tougher than the average guy.
 

59

SOCCER

20

RUGBY

7

ROLLER DERBY

9

HOCKEY

7

TENNIS

8


BASKETBALL

8








Name a candy bar that describes your mate in bed.
 

59

SNICKERS

16

BUTTERFINGER

7

ALMOND JOY

12

MILKY WAY

7

MOUNDS

9


BABY RUTH

8








Name something or someone that gets hotter and hotter.
 

56

SUN/CLIMATE

22

FIRE/FIREPLACE

4

MY SPOUSE/MATE

13

PEPPERS

3

OVEN/STOVE

10


GEORGE CLOONEY

4








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