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Name something a woman would be mad that her man is looking at while he's kissing her. |
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Name someone a cheating husband would hate to run into while he's on a date with his mistress. |
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Not that you'd know, but where would a cheating spouse keep an extra set of clothing? |
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Name something people lie about on dating apps. |
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Tell me how Santa might reward the elves the day after Christmas. |
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Tell me something dogs eat that you'd get sick if you ate it. |
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If someone at work accidentally sent you a nude picture, what would you do with it? |
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Name something or someone you should stop sleeping with as an adult. |
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People think you're crazy if you talk to your what? |
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When it's strip poker night at the nursing home, name an article of clothing it takes the folks forever to remove. |
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Name something a woman might buy on her 40th birthday to feel young again. |
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I don't like wearing tight pants because there's no room for my what? |
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Tell me another way to say a woman is pregnant. |
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Fill in the blank: Everything I know about making love, I learned from ______. |
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Name something on you that might hurt if someone yanked it. |
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If there was a dance called the Fireman, name something you might do while you're performing it. |
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Not many people have seen you naked. Name one. |
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Name something about Superman that makes Batman jealous. |
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Name an animal in heat that might be thinking, "Ooh la la, Farmer John is looking kind of sexy today." |
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Name something that's not worth giving up just to add a few more years to the end of your life. |
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Name something a nurse might do to a sexy man's bottom right after giving him a shot. |
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If a couple argues in the bathroom, what might a wife spray on her husband? |
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Name something that you hope doesn't come out of you during a kiss. |
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After a divorce, a man might complain that he can't afford to buy what? |
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You know you're flying on the worst airline if it doesn't have what? |
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Captain Hook was rushed to the hospital after he scratched his what with the wrong hand? |
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Name the best excuse to leave a party early. |
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Name something about being a vampire that Dracula might say really sucks. |
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Fill in the blank: A person might think twice before marrying a man who irons his ______. |
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No matter how sexy someone is in a kissing booth, why would you not want to kiss them? |
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Name something specific a bad person might dress as in an attempt to enter the Pearly Gates. |
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Name something a cheating husband does the minute he realizes his wife knows. |
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Name a lost item that could turn up in a belly button. |
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Tell me the cause of death that might be listed on a pirate's death certificate. |
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Name someone's funeral you might go to just to make sure they're dead. |
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Name a place you'd be shocked to see the real Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. |
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Fill in the blank: When no one is in the bakery, the baker likes to ______ his buns. |
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Name something you can do to make it look like you've lost weight. |
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Tell me something that gets squeezed. |
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A wife gets suspicious when she discovers that her husband has two what? |
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Tell me the best U.S. city to celebrate New Year's Eve. |
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Name something Barbie might wear when she invites G.I. Joe over to her Malibu beach house. |
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Name something a mean wife sees the dog licking and then says, "Go kiss daddy." |
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Name something you'd do if you woke up tomorrow and weighed twenty pounds less. |
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If you're rude to a bartender, what might he put in your drink? |
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If Steve Harvey were a fancy assorted chocolate, what would his filling be? |
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Tell me what makes a kiss a bad kiss. |
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Fill in the blank: I took a sledgehammer to my talking mirror on the wall because it kept saying I was the ______est of them all. |
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Name something your lover shouts in bed that your pastor also shouts in church. |
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Fill in the blank: It wouldn't be a kids' party if there wasn't a ______. |
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Name a job a wife has that her husband might want her to do also when she gets home. |
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Name the first thing we'd smell if we entered your house. |
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Name someone famous whose booty seems to have its own publicist. |
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Fill in the blank: Nobody likes underwear that's ______. |
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Name a city that's chock full of sexy people. |
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It's sexy to be naked in a Jacuzzi with your lover. It's even sexier if it's filled with what? |
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Other than food, what do you put in your mouth most often? |
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Name something you do with your spouse you don't want your children to know about. |
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Name something you hope doesn't come out of you at church. |
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When your dog has a guilty look on his face, what's in his mouth? |
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Dogs and cats need a lot of attention. Name a pet that doesn't. |
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Bob was offended when the cannibal said, "I'd never eat you -- you're too" what? |
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Fill in the blank: When Bad Grandma got searched at the police station, the policewoman was stunned to see ______ fall out of her bra. |
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If you got fired from your job, what would you leave on your boss's desk as a going-away present? |
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Tell me the last thing you licked. |
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Because it's hell, name something that always happens when you're riding the elevator there. |
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Name something you find in your vacuum that makes you think your spouse is cheating. |
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Fill in the blank: Well, ______ my buns. |
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Good news -- you bought a magic lamp at the thrift store. Bad news -- you rubbed it and who popped out? |
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Name something that's better at a gay bar than other bars. |
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Name something Steve Harvey and James Bond have in common. |
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Name a specific place you might find yourself cussing a lot. |
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Name something Santa probably gets sick of over Christmas. |
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If a magician did his act in a nudist colony, name something he might use to hide his manhood. |
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Name something you might do if you were high at a funeral. |
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Name a kind of tank you'd hate to fall into. |
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Name something a woman might say is sexy about Colonel Sanders. |
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No one would ask me to hold their baby if they knew how many times I've dropped my what? |
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If a wife hears her husband is cheating, what might be waiting for him when he returns home? |
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Name something a genie might have in his lamp to kill time until someone rubs it. |
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Name a place that a man with the world's biggest butt might have trouble fitting into his seat. |
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Name something people do at a house party that they wouldn't do at a nursing home party. |
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Name something specific you hope people at a nude beach don't do when they see you naked. |
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Name a game show you watch at home and think, "I could win big on that show." |
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Name something a person and a doughnut might have in common. |
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Even if it's a lie, a man needs to be able to look his wife in the eye and say what? |
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Name something you'd do if your talking scale said to you, "Hey -- one person at a time." |
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Name something a man hopes his mother-in-law doesn't bring with her when she visits. |
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You might say about the boss who fired you, "I hope he's" what? |
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Name something Bad Grandma might gamble away in a poker game. |
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A guy might get more dates after he buys a what? |
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Name something you'd hate a psychiatrist to do while you're telling him your problems. |
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There's a burglar in your house. You don't have a gun, so you reach for what? |
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Name someone you've cursed at under your breath. |
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Name an inappropriate occasion to show up drunk. |
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Name something the well-trained husband says he enjoys doing with his wife. |
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Name something a man finds in his girlfriend's car that makes him suspect she might be a serial killer. |
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Today, you won the lottery. Tomorrow, you tell who what you really think of them? |
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Bad Grandma might slip a Viagra into grandpa's drink right before he goes where? |
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If a dog had a birthday party, name a place he might hold it. |
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What noise do you not want to hear in a restaurant? |
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Grandpa shot his gun at grandma's wig because he thought it was what kind of animal? |
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Name something the worst cruise ship ever would not have on it. |
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Name something that dogs in dog heaven get to chase all day long. |
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Name an occasion where you'd be shocked to hear someone say, "Hey -- let's all get naked." |
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A kiss is just a kiss until you do what to make it sexy? |
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If a mom was trying to marry her son off, what lie about him might she tell a single girl? |
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Tell me a reason a stripper might get fired on her first day at work. |
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Name something Count Dracula doesn't like to see on the neck he's about to bite. |
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We asked 100 women... |
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If the punishment fits the crime, what's the punishment for cheating on your spouse? |
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Every kiss would seem like a french kiss if you had a tongue like what animal? |
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If men were disposable, a wife would get rid of her husband when he starts to get what? |
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Never try to outrun what? |
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When you show up in heaven, they give you wings. What do you get when you go to hell? |
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Name something specific you make sure is clean before playing strip poker. |
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Name something a bald guy might be willing to trade for a full head of hair. |
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Name the last thing a cheating husband might see coming at him before he dies. |
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A man realizes he has man boobs when they become the size of what fruit? |
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Name a vegetable the Jolly Green Giant's wife might compare his package to. |
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What amusement park ride would you compare your lovemaking to? |
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Name an animal that poops a lot more than you do. |
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Name something you do at the beach that you'd be nervous about doing at a nude beach. |
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Name something a magician might pull out of his hat in the bedroom. |
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Name something Bad Santa might have in his sack instead of presents. |
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What did you do right after your very first romantic kiss? |
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Name something they teach you how to do at pirate school. |
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Name a word starting with H that you might use to describe someone's bottom. |
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Name something you'd like to be as dark as possible. |
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I had a nightmare that I was a cow and I was doing what? |
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When the plumber does magic at parties, name something he pulls out of his plumber's crack. |
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Name a place a man might be where he'd send a selfie to his ex-wife to annoy her. |
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Everybody's afraid of what? |
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What's a cute name that a wife calls her husband when she wants something? |
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Name something about an elephant that reminds people of their mother-in-law. |
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Fill in the blank: A guy might say, "If I had a dollar for every woman that ______ed me, I'd be a rich man." |
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Name something a nudist might put on in the morning. |
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You'd have a hard time buying shoes if you had feet like what animal? |
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Name something a man has that his ex-wife hopes gets broken. |
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Tell me the absolute worst bird to have poop on your head. |
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Name a party game you'd be surprised grandma wanted to play at her birthday party. |
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Name something that gets cut off. |
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Name something shocking your mom announces on the family Zoom call. |
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Name someone who talks to you and you can't talk back. |
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Fill in the blank: Sally said, "I knew my husband was having an affair because he started ______ing a lot more." |
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Name a specific ocean creature a male stripper might use as his stage name. |
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What might grandma do if she found another granny's panties in grandpa's car? |
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Give me a B word that describes your grandma's bottom. |
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Name an animal that you'd hate to sit on your face. |
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Name a place you're sitting alone that you pray no one sits next to you. |
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Name a place you're glad you are not at right now. |
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Name something you might sell if you needed some fast money. |
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Tell me a bakery item that makes a good nickname for a sexy body part. |
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If they picked one state to represent all of the United States, which one should it be? |
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Name an animal that doesn't come when you call it. |
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Name something you knew how to do by the time you were five years old. |
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Oh no -- you just rear-ended Steve Harvey in traffic. What's the first thing you're going to ask him? |
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Name something that's smooth and black. |
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What costume would get you banned from the church Halloween party? |
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Other than Steve himself, who should play Steve Harvey in the movie about his life? |
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During a performance, the actress didn't break a leg, but she did break what? |
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70 |
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Name something that Mrs. December might be holding in a nude calendar. |
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Name something specific that's big and white. |
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Name the occupation of someone who might be carrying a full load. |
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Name a female singer who can bring down the house when she performs live. |
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Name a famous woman who's curvy and confident. |
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Name a kids' game you'd be surprised to see the folks playing at the nursing home. |
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Name a word starting with S you might use to describe your mother. |
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Name something you'd like to give away but no one wants it. |
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Name something you tell people you're really good at that you're not really good at. |
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