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Pandemic dating is hard. You think someone's hot until they pull down their mask and you see what? |
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100 |
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Name an office supply a man might use at work as a temporary fix for his broken zipper. |
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100 |
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A man might divorce his wife if she ever did ______ to his car. |
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99 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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99 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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99 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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99 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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98 |
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Name something Beyoncé has that you wish you had. |
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98 |
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Fill in the blank: The earthquake was so strong, it shook the ______ right off of grandpa. |
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98 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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98 |
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Name a reason a dog might get kicked out of a dog show. |
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98 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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98 |
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Name something you'd be shocked your mom just got arrested for doing. |
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98 |
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Name something that if a guy shared it with his mom, his girlfriend would leave him. |
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97 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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97 |
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Name a place you might work where you'd have to get comfortable being around naked people. |
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97 |
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Name a reason women prefer European men to American men. |
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97 |
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Name a place you'd hate to be when you accidentally FaceTime your mom. |
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97 |
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Name something Judge Judy might find sexy about Judge Steve. |
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97 |
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Name a way a witness might describe a bank robber that could make the detective think it was Steve Harvey. |
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97 |
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What might a bridesmaid be thinking when she sees the bride walking down the aisle? |
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96 |
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Name a job that uses a whip. |
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96 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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96 |
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Name something that might be all over a woman. |
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96 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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96 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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96 |
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Name something movie stars get for free that you have to pay for. |
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96 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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96 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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96 |
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Name something a prisoner hopes his cellmate doesn't do all day long. |
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96 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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96 |
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Name something you'd be surprised you still have to do in heaven. |
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96 |
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Name something people die in the middle of that proves God has a sense of humor. |
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95 |
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Name something a fed-up wife might stuff into her snoring husband's mouth. |
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95 |
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If you caught your significant other cheating with a coworker, what would you do? |
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95 |
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Name a place you think Steve Harvey and his wife go on a date night. |
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95 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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95 |
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If they got desperate, name something Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus might burn to stay warm at the North Pole. |
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95 |
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Name a place you should never be wearing three-day-old underwear. |
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95 |
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Name a sea creature that it might be fun to be for a day. |
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95 |
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Name a reason a woman might nickname her blind date "the vampire." |
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95 |
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You're home alone having a pity party. What are you holding in your hand? |
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95 |
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Name a kind of sporting equipment that a sports fan might nickname his package. |
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95 |
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You're glad your boss isn't a mindreader, or he'd know you think a lot about what at work? |
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95 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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95 |
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Name a question that mothers love to ask their grown sons. |
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95 |
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If you wanted to make whoopee at work, where would you do it? |
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95 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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95 |
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Name something that's better when it's dipped in chocolate. |
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94 |
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Steve Harvey wakes up to find all his hair has grown back. Now how is he going to style it? |
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94 |
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the best player ever in basketball? |
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94 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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94 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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94 |
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Name a place grandmas go on Grandmas' Night Out. |
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94 |
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In a magician's nightmare, his rabbit is doing what to him? |
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94 |
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Fill in the blank: If Steve Harvey's mustache could talk, it might say "______ me." |
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94 |
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Name something a wife might fantasize about shoving in her husband's mouth. |
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94 |
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Name something an athlete does to a ball that you wouldn't want done to your bottom. |
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94 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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94 |
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Name something a rich cavewoman has lots of in her cave. |
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94 |
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Name a good fruit for a teenager to practice their kissing technique. |
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94 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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94 |
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Name a place you might see buns being squeezed. |
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93 |
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Name something a kid would be disappointed that the Tooth Fairy left him instead of cash. |
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93 |
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Bad news: you're sleepwalking naked. Worse news: you wake up and you're where? |
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93 |
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Name something the women in New Jersey have that's big. |
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93 |
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There will never be a Chia Pet of what famous guy's head because he's bald? |
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93 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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93 |
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Name something RuPaul wears when he dresses up. |
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93 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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93 |
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We askd 100 women... |
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93 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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93 |
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Advice to all married men... never ever suggest to your wife that she do what? |
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92 |
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Susan said, "Having my dog in the wedding seemed like a great idea until he peed on" what? |
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92 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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92 |
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Name something little kids just love to put up their nose. |
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92 |
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Name something about Tarzan that Jane doesn't find so fascinating anymore. |
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92 |
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A 117-year-old man said, "The secret of longevity is to have a good" what "every day"? |
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92 |
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Name a place you go that you'd never want your mother to tag along. |
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92 |
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Name something you drop in the toilet and still use it afterwards. |
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92 |
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Name something your mom did for you as a baby that would be weird if she did it now. |
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92 |
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Name something you'd hate to have happen while you're making love in an airplane bathroom. |
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92 |
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Name something a grown-up mama's boy still likes to do with his mama. |
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92 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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92 |
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Fill in the blank: I always feel better after I've had a ______. |
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92 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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92 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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92 |
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Name a place you'd panic if the toilet didn't flush after you used it. |
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92 |
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Name something specific you would never buy used. |
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91 |
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Name a bug you'd freak out about if it crawled up your nose. |
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91 |
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What would you do if after you kissed someone, they wiped it off? |
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91 |
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Name something specific you shouldn't do if you run into an ex while on a date. |
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91 |
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Name something a wife might keep under the bed until after her husband is sound asleep. |
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91 |
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Tell me something a deli owner might cover his wife in before he makes love to her. |
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91 |
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In a man's fantasies, where does he drop his wife off and never return to pick her up? |
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91 |
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Name something you have on your body that you weren't born with. |
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91 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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91 |
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Where might a stripper carry a concealed weapon? |
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91 |
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Name a reason you'd mistake your dog for your husband in the dark. |
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91 |
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Name a place where it's okay to scream and shout and let it all out. |
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91 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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90 |
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If your dog knew how to call an Uber, where would he have it take him? |
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90 |
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Name something in the kitchen a dominatrix might use on the Pillsbury Doughboy's buns. |
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90 |
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When pirates want to prank their boss, they hide his what? |
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90 |
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What do you do in the back of an Uber that gets you kicked out? |
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90 |
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Some women are more attracted to a guy when he's wearing what? |
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90 |
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Name something a detective might find at a murder scene that could make him think the killer was a hairdresser. |
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90 |
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You're a pro at making what type of animal noise? |
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90 |
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If your car could talk, what might it say it doesn't like you doing in it? |
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90 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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90 |
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If you were a vampire, what would you want in your coffin? |
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89 |
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Name a kind of ball they use in hell to play dodgeball. |
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89 |
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Name something bad that a baker might put in your buns if you're rude to him. |
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89 |
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Tell me the softest part of your body. |
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89 |
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Fill in the blank: A married woman might say, "My husband better notice when I" do what? |
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89 |
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The cheating husband's funeral took a strange turn when his wife did what to his corpse? |
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89 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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89 |
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Tell me something you'd hate to discover has a hole in it. |
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88 |
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When grandpa goes out on a date, he wears his best what? |
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88 |
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Name a fruit you would not want to swallow whole if it came out the other end the same way. |
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88 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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88 |
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Name a way a woman might say she likes her men and her cheese. |
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88 |
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A man thinks he's a love machine. But he's more like what home appliance? |
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88 |
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Name a game show that describes the Kardashian family. |
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87 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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87 |
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Name a reality show that, if you were on it, you'd be the first one to get kicked off. |
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87 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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87 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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87 |
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There's something on your nose. What is it? |
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87 |
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If we put your face mask under a microscope, name one thing we might see on it. |
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87 |
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If there was a serial killer nicknamed "The Baker," name something he might leave as a calling card at the scene of every crime. |
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87 |
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Name a word you'd use to describe a tomato and someone's bottom. |
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87 |
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What might a dumb guy buy from a hardware store for a do-it-yourself vasectomy? |
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87 |
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Name something you'd bring on a date with Bigfoot, just in case. |
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86 |
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Name a place that every man dreams of going someday. |
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86 |
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Name something that would be hard to go two days without doing. |
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86 |
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Name a kind of ball that really tough guys might use when playing dodgeball. |
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86 |
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Name something men put in their beard to decorate it for Christmas. |
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86 |
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Susan hated her boob job because they came out looking like a pair of what kind of balls? |
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86 |
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An apple bottom is sexy. Tell me a kind of fruit bottom that wouldn't be. |
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85 |
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Name an occupation that can make things go away. |
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84 |
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In a public restroom, name something you don't want to hear the person in the next stall say. |
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84 |
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Name something most men can't do well but women try to teach them anyway. |
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82 |
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Name someone famous who wore a robe. |
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82 |
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Name the most embarrassing place to be when you throw up. |
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82 |
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Name a kind of car a man would hate to see his ex-wife driving while he rides a bus. |
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81 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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73 |
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Name an old expression for having sex that grandpa still calls it. |
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67 |
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Tell me something that every time you do it, you swear you'll never do it again. |
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65 |
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Name a store where a woman might ask to have her ashes scattered when she dies. |
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63 |
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For you, life is not a box of chocolates. It's more like a bag of what? |
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60 |
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If a good sense of humor is a turn-on, what comedian is the sexiest man alive? |
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58 |
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