Fill in the blank: Jack and ______.
 

100

JACK & JILL

92


JACK & THE BEANSTALK

4


JACK & COKE

2


JACK & DIANE

2








Name a place you might hear someone say "hit me."
 

100

CASINO/POKER GAME

89


BOXING RING

7


A BAR

2


MARTIAL ARTS

2








The police realized Toto had eaten Dorothy when they saw what hanging out of his mouth?
 

100

RUBY SLIPPERS

85


PIGTAILS W/ BOWS

9


BLUE DRESS

4


HER BASKET

2








Tell me a word that rhymes with "motto."
 

100

LOTTO

66


GROTTO

20


AUTO/OTTO

10


BLOTTO

4








Name something you save a lot of money on if you buy it used instead of new.
 

99

CAR

88


CLOTHES

6


BOOK

3


PHONE

2








What does a dog see that makes it instinctively go into chase mode?
 

99

SQUIRREL/ANIMAL

88


CAR

5


ITS TAIL

4


BALL

2








Name something it's easier to do on a windy day.
 

99

FLY A KITE

85


GO SAILING

7


BE LAZY/STAY INSIDE

5


FART IN PUBLIC

2








Name something a kid gets in trouble for molding out of Play-Doh.
 

99

BODY PART

75


WEAPON

19


TURD

3


ASHTRAY

2








Tell me a place in the newspaper where you wouldn't want to see your name.
 

99

OBITUARIES

74


CRIMES/ARRESTS

19


FRONT PAGE

4


BANKRUPTCIES

2








We asked 100 women...
You might put your drunk friend's what in your purse for safekeeping?
 

99

KEYS

69


PHONE

22


WALLET/$

6


WEED/PIPE

2








We asked 100 men...
If you left your laptop open, what do you hope isn't on your screen when your mom walks by?
 

99

DIRTY PIX/OF ME

65


BANK INFO/FINANCES

28


VIDEO GAME

4


DATING SITE

2








Name an occasion a daughter hopes her dad doesn't forget.
 

99

BIRTHDAY

64


WEDDING DAY

31


PROM

2


DAD-DAUGHTER DANCE

2








We asked 100 men...
You should never tell your blind date that you just got out of what?
 

99

PRISON

59


FAILED RELATIONSHIP

23


INSANE ASYLUM

12


BED...AT 6 P.M.

5








Name something that gets lit on holidays.
 

99

LIGHTS/TREE

55


CANDLES/MENORAH

29


PEOPLE/GRANNY

11


FIREWORKS

4








Tell me what you'd like to be putting in your mouth right now.
 

98

FOOD/COFFEE

89


WINE/BOOZE

5


BOOBS

2


A JOINT

2








Name something a woman buys when she wants to feel sexy.
 

98

CLOTHES/THONG

89


PERFUME

4


MAKEUP

3


LOTION

2








Name a sea creature people pay money to swim with.
 

98

DOLPHINS

83


SHARKS

8


WHALES/ORCAS

5


MANATEES

2








Just once, name something Robin probably wishes Batman would let him do.
 

98

DRIVE BATMOBILE

81


LEAD/BE HERO

11


GET THE GAL/CATWOMAN

3


MAKE LOVE TO BATMAN

3








If you've been working from home for a long time, name something you might miss about going into the office.
 

98

PEOPLE/GOSSIP

80


FREE EATS/COFFEE

8


PEACE/NO KIDS

7


DRESSING UP

3








Name something that might be full of hot air.
 

98

BALLOON

75


PERSON/POLITICIAN

19


SAUNA

2


OVEN

2








Name something you see at a wedding that's white.
 

98

DRESS

75


CAKE

17


FLOWERS

4


PEOPLE

2








Name a place you see Abraham Lincoln's face.
 

98

PENNY/$5 BILL

72


D.C./LINCOLN MEMORIAL

21


MOUNT RUSHMORE

3


HISTORY BOOK

2








Name something you'd need to go fishing.
 

98

ROD/REEL

72


BAIT/WORMS

19


A PAL/MY POPS

5


FISH

2








Name something you and your friends can never agree on when making plans.
 

98

WHERE TO GO/EAT

67


TIME/DATE

21


WHICH MOVIE

6


$$$/WHO PAYS

4








Name an Olympic sport where athletes have to stick the landing.
 

98

GYMNASTICS

67


TRACK & FIELD

16


SKIING

13


FIGURE SKATING

2








Name something that crashes that would upset a billionaire.
 

98

STOCKS/ECONOMY

64


PRIVATE JET

21


CAR/BUGATTI

10


COMPUTER/WEB

3








Name something that gets buttoned up.
 

98

SHIRT

63


COAT

24


CARDIGAN

7


LIPS

4








Name something your dog sees you holding that gets it all excited.
 

98

FOOD/BOWL

54


HIS LEASH

29


BALL/TOY

13


CAR KEYS

2








Fill in the blank: The Easter Bunny just ordered ten million ______s on Amazon.
 

98

EASTER EGGS

53


CANDIES/PEEPS

27


BASKETS

13


CARROTS

5








We asked 100 married men...
My mother-in-law thinks I have good taste in what?
 

98

WOMEN

53


FOOD

23


CLOTHES

15


ART

7








What does a bride with cold feet need from her maid of honor?
 

98

SUPPORT/PUSH

52


STIFF DRINK

24


ESCAPE PLAN

16


WARM SOCKS OF COURSE!

6








Name something people turn on to help them stay up all night.
 

98

TV

41


THE LIGHTS

34


MUSIC

16


COFFEE MAKER

7








Name something you have two of on your face.
 

97

EYES

84


NOSTRILS

7


LIPS

3


CHEEKS

3








Name something you wear that's hard to put on and harder to take off.
 

97

BRA/CLOTHES

84


MAKEUP

6


WEDDING RING/JEWELRY

5


CONDOM

2








A man might tell his wife, "I only went to Hooters for the" what?
 

97

WINGS/FOOD

83


BOOZE

9


DECOR/CUTE OWLS

3


SPORTS/ON TV

2








Bridesmaids might get matching what for the wedding?
 

97

DRESSES/CLOTHES

83


JEWELRY

8


BOUQUETS

3


TATTOOS

3








Name something hibernating bears can go the whole winter without doing.
 

97

EATING/DRINKING

83


GOING POTTY

6


HOT BEAR SEX

5


BEING AWAKE

3








Name something specific Snow White would talk about on a date that would make a man think she's crazy.
 

97

THE DWARFS

80


POISONED APPLE

11


SHE SINGS W/ ANIMALS

3


AWAKENED BY KISS

3








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I'm a perfect ten if you add a five to my ______.
 

97

BODY/HEIGHT

71


HAIR

10


FACE/SMILE

10


WALLET

6








Name something you'd be surprised your store-bought frozen turkey still had on it.
 

97

FEATHERS

69


HEAD/BEAK

24


BLOOD

2


FEET

2








Name a creature that lives in a swamp.
 

97

GATOR/CROC

69


SNAKE

14


FROG

11


MONSTER/SWAMP THING

3








Italians think they are the world's greatest what?
 

97

COOKS

64


LOVERS, AMORE MIO!

28


BARISTAS

3


ARTISTS

2








When snowmen get together, they probably compare the size of their what?
 

97

NOSES/CARROTS

60


SNOWBALLS/BODS

31


PIPES

3


HATS

3








Tell me the worst thing to get locked out of.
 

97

HOUSE

54


CAR

34


BATHROOM

6


BANK ACCOUNT

3








We asked 100 women...
Name a word rhyming with "gum" that might describe a man you've dated.
 

97

BUM

48


DUMB

44


SCUM

3


GLUM

2








Name a place that you see lots of round buns.
 

97

BAKERY/STORE

48


RESTAURANT

35


BEACH/POOL

12


SPORTS/SOCCER GAME

2








Name something a man shouldn't tell his wife to do when she's yelling.
 

96

CALM DOWN/SHUSH

89


CLEAN/IRON

3


DRIVE/PARK CAR

2


MAKE HIS FOOD

2








Name someone Mickey Mouse might send a lot of text messages to.
 

96

MINNIE MOUSE

82


GOOFY

8


DONALD DUCK

4


HIS FANS

2








Name something that's sexy about a military man.
 

96

UNIFORM

78


TASTY BOD/MUSCLES

9


BIG OLE GUN

5


GREAT POSTURE

4








Name something a waitress has in her apron pocket.
 

96

PEN/PENCIL

70


ORDER PAD/BILL

13


STRAWS

10


MONEY/TIPS

3








Name something you'd be surprised Popeye got rid of.
 

96

SPINACH

58


OLIVE OYL

21


HIS PIPE

12


HIS TATTOOS

5








We asked 100 single women...
In your fantasy, it's just you and Steve Harvey where?
 

96

BEACH/VACAY

51


EATERY/OLIVE GARDEN

38


ON TV

5


AT HIS BANK

2








Name a reason you know someone is rich just by looking at them.
 

96

SWANKY CLOTHES

49


BLING/WATCH

30


SICK CAR

13


PERFECT HAIR

4








Name something that comes in pairs of two because just one would be useless.
 

96

SHOES

48


SOCKS

37


GLOVES

9


CHOPSTICKS

2








If two orchestra conductors got into a fight, name something one of them might use as a weapon.
 

96

INSTRUMENT/DRUM

45


BATON

44


MUSIC STAND

5


SHEET MUSIC

2








Name a reason a couple might be in a hurry to get married.
 

95

PREGGO/KIDS

87


THEY'RE 95

4


GREEN CARD

2


IN LOVE/CAN'T WAIT

2








Name something that might be leaking.
 

95

PLUMBING/FAUCET

81


CAR/OIL

7


ROOF

4


MY BLADDER

3








Tell me why you're surrounded by bubbles.
 

95

IN BATH/FART'G

78


BLOW'G BUBBLES/KIDS

12


UNDERWATER

3


DRINK'G/CHAMPAGNE

2








Name something that might cause you to walk funny after riding it.
 

95

HORSE

78


BIKE

11


THRILL RIDE/TEACUPS

3


BULL

3








Name a place that dogs would drive to a lot if they could drive.
 

95

PARK

74


PET STORE

13


BEACH

4


RESTAURANT

4








There are two sides to every what?
 

95

STORY/ARGUMENT

73


COIN

18


DOOR

2


RECORD ALBUM

2








Name something dogs do much faster than people.
 

95

RUN/WALK

73


EAT

13


GROW/AGE

5


NOTICE SMELLS

4








Name a tool you'd use to open a coconut.
 

95

HAMMER

70


MACHETE/KNIFE

18


SCREWDRIVER

4


ICE PICK

3








Name something you hope is quick and painless.
 

95

DENTAL/MEDICAL

68


DEATH

22


PAY'G BILLS/TAXES

3


BREAKUP/DIVORCE

2








Name a kind of place that's packed on Saturday night.
 

95

BAR/CLUB

65


RESTAURANT

19


THEATER

9


BOWLING ALLEY

2








Name a sport with little balls.
 

95

GOLF

61


PING-PONG

25


BILLIARDS

5


TENNIS

4








If it weren't for the Italians, we'd never know the heavenly taste of what food?
 

95

PASTA/LASAGNA

60


PIZZA

30


CANNOLI

3


TIRAMISU

2








We asked 100 women...
Name something a man does on a date that tells you he's a mama's boy.
 

95

CALLS/TEXTS HER

60


YAPS ABOUT HER

21


WHINES/CRIES

12


WANTS FOOD CUT

2








Name something you'd love to be able to shrink.
 

95

BOD/MASSIVE BOOTY

58


DEBT

33


MY CAR/MOM VAN

2


MY STRESS

2








Who's the first person you tell when you've fallen in love?
 

95

BESTIE

53


PARENTS

21


PERSON I LOVE

17


CURRENT SPOUSE. BYE!

4








Name a type of pot.
 

95

CROCK/COOKING

44


FLOWER POT

33


WEED, BRUH!

14


TOILET/CHAMBER POT

4








Tell me the worst thing to step in.
 

94

POOP

83


PUKE

7


GUM

2


QUICKSAND

2








The Fourth of July has become a holiday where people gather to see who can eat the most what?
 

94

PLUMP WIENERS

80


WATERMELON

6


BBQ/RIBS

5


HAMBURGERS

3








Name a holiday gift that dad must be tired of getting every year.
 

94

TIES/CLOTHES

80


TOOLS

6


RAZORS

4


COLOGNE

4








A large section of a man's brain is devoted to storing images of what?
 

94

BABES/SEX

79


SPORTS/STATS

8


CARS

4


FOOD

3








We asked 100 men...
Name something of yours you'd never want women to describe as cute.
 

94

BODY

78


CAR/RAM TRUCK

6


FACE/NOSE

6


HAIRCUT

4








On your first day of a new job, you might ask someone, "Where's the" what?
 

94

BATHROOM

77


CAFE/BREAK ROOM

13


EXIT

2


PAPER

2








Name something specific a man might get down on one knee to do.
 

94

PROPOSE

75


TIE SHOES

11


CHANGE TIRE

5


BEG FORGIVENESS

3








If a wife were a cop, what might she do to her husband when he acts up?
 

94

CUFF/HOG-TIE

75


ARREST HIM

9


TASE HIM

6


POINT GUN/SHOOT

4








Name an occasion when grandma slips Viagra into grandpa's food so he'll be romantic.
 

94

ANNIVERSARY

74


BIRTHDAY

9


VALENTINE'S DAY

8


NEW YEAR'S

3








Name something that might be happening when you're surrounded by flashing lights.
 

94

COPS/EMT/FIRE

72


DANCING/CONCERT/CLUB

17


CASINO JACKPOT

3


LIGHTNING STORM

2








Where do parents tell children that babies come from?
 

94

THE STORK

70


MOMMY/PARENTS

10


CABBAGE PATCH

8


GOD/HEAVEN

6








Two signs that a woman just got dumped: One, she's crying. Two, she's buying what?
 

94

ICE CREAM/FOOD

67


CLOTHES/SHOES

16


WINE/BOOZE

9


A VIBRATOR

2








Name something embarrassing that might happen to you at the public pool.
 

94

SUIT SLIP/RIP

64


POOP/PEE

23


TRIP/FALL IN

4


CAN'T SWIM/DROWN

3








If there were a store for Disney princesses, they'd probably sell what there?
 

94

TIARAS/CROWNS

60


DRESSES

27


PRINCESS SHOES

5


MAGIC WANDS

2








Name something a cheap guy might use to pierce his own nipple.
 

94

NEEDLE

58


PIN/TACK

27


NAIL

5


STAPLER

4








Name something that you'd hate to be on when it malfunctions.
 

94

COASTER/RIDE

56


PLANE

24


ELEVATOR

12


SHIP/BOAT

2








We asked 100 women...
You love a man in uniform, particularly which one?
 

94

MILITARY/SAILOR

42


FIREMAN

32


POLICE

14


DOCTOR SCRUBS

6








Need something you need to throw a Paris theme party.
 

94

FOOD/CROISSANTS

33


EIFFEL TOWER

29


WINE

25


BERETS

7








Fill in the blank: When I get home from work, I can't wait to watch ______.
 

93

TV/NETFLIX

84


MY PETS/DOG

4


MY KIDS

3


NUDIE FLICKS

2








Name something that might get rained out.
 

93

SPORTING EVENT

82


PICNIC/BBQ

4


CONCERT

4


PARADE

3








Name something with a diamond in it.
 

93

RING

78


BASEBALL FIELD

6


EARRINGS

6


NECKLACE

3








Name something Steve Harvey might admit he spends too much money on.
 

93

CLOTHES/SHOES

77


CARS

8


CAVIAR/FOOD

4


TEETH WHITENER

4








We asked 100 women...
You'd freak out if hair started growing on your what?
 

93

FACE/NOSE

77


BOOBS

7


BUTT

5


HANDS/KNUCKLES

4








Name a board game you play that you don't think will ever end.
 

93

MONOPOLY

76


RISK

11


LIFE

3


CHESS

3








Fill in the blank: Wonder ______.
 

93

WONDER WOMAN

70


WONDER BREAD

17


WONDER YEARS

3


WONDERWALL

3








Name a type of surfing you're doing where you don't need a surfboard.
 

93

WEB SURFING

68


BODYSURFING

14


COUCH SURFING

7


CHANNEL SURFING

4








Name something you don't loan to your irresponsible friends.
 

93

MONEY/$50K

62


MY CAR

26


TOOLS

3


BOOK/ENCYCLOPEDIA

2








Fill in the blank: Pole ______.
 

93

POLE DANCER

56


POLE VAULT

26


POLE POSITION

7


POLECAT

4








If you're going to try stand-up comedy, you need a lot of what?
 

93

GUTS/CONFIDENCE

51


JOKES/TALENT

35


PERSISTENCE

5


PATIENCE

2








Fill in the blank: I wish I had X-ray vision so I could see through what?
 

93

CLOTHES!

44


WALLS/DOORS

40


VAULT/SAFE

6


LOTTO SCRATCHERS

3








Tell me an expensive jewel that rich people might name their child.
 

93

RUBY

44


DIAMOND

33


SAPPHIRE

10


PEARL

6








Name something bars should give to their drunk customers for free.
 

93

FOOD & WATER

42


RIDE HOME

42


MORE BOOZE

6


PHONE CALL

3








Name a sea creature that, if it were smarter, would go on strike at SeaWorld.
 

93

DOLPHIN

42


ORCA/WHALE

39


SEAL/SEA LION

9


PENGUIN

3








Name something a woman hopes a male stripper does when she's watching him perform.
 

93

TAKES IT OFF

42


GYRATES/ON HER LAP

37


SMILES/WINKS AT HER

11


GOES AWAY

3








Bad Santa paid someone else to deliver gifts on Christmas Eve so he could go where?
 

93

VACAY/VEGAS

36


BAR/NIGHTCLUB

33


ELF STRIP JOINT

18


HOME/TO BED

6








Besides another human, tell me something you might plant a kiss on.
 

92

DOG/PET

86


MIRROR

2


$$$/PAYCHECK

2


LOVE LETTER

2








Name something your grandma can do even better than your mom.
 

92

COOK/BAKE

83


KNIT

4


YELL/CRITICIZE

3


CLEAN

2








Grandpa showed up to Thanksgiving dinner without his false teeth, so he's not going to be able to eat any what?
 

92

TURKEY

66


CORN ON THE COB

18


PECAN PIE

5


HAM

3








Name a chore around the house where using gloves is a good idea.
 

92

CLEAN BATHROOM

65


DISHES

17


GARDENING

6


CAT LITTER/DOG POO

4








Fill in the blank: There's nothing better than hot ______ on a cold day.
 

92

CHOCOLATE/COCOA

60


COFFEE/TEA

21


SOUP

8


SEX

3








What do people plan to do first when they retire?
 

92

TRAVEL

59


SLEEP

26


CELEBRATE/PARTY

4


MOVE/FLORIDA

3








Name a sea creature that might be bigger than a surfboard.
 

92

WHALE

54


SHARK

27


OCTOPUS

7


DOLPHIN

4








Fill in the blank: You know you're at a wild party if it has a lot of ______.
 

92

KEGS/DRUNKS

54


BONGS/DRUGS

18


STRIPPERS/NUDITY

15


COPS

5








Name something a dog considers one of its favorite things.
 

92

BONE/FOOD

48


BALL/TOY

28


ITS OWNER

13


SHOES/SOCKS

3








Some people worry that they're getting what?
 

92

OLD/WRINKLY/GRAY

48


FAT

28


SICK

11


SHAFTED

5








We asked 100 married women...
Name a reason your husband is in an unusually good mood.
 

92

RAISE/PROMOTION

46


SEX

27


GOOD MEAL

14


DAY OFF/VACAY

5








Name something that is best served cold.
 

92

BEVERAGES/BOOZE

44


REVENGE

22


ICE CREAM

18


SALAD

8








We asked 100 men...
You're starting a five-year prison sentence tomorrow. What will you be doing tonight?
 

92

BOINKIN'

43


DRANKIN'

22


ESCAPING

21


SLEEPING SOUNDLY

6








What's the first thing you want to do after getting a cast removed?
 

92

BATHE

41


SCRATCH

38


STRETCH/MOVE

10


POST A SELFIE

3








Name the worst kind of bug to find in your bed.
 

92

BEDBUG

39


COCKROACH

25


SPIDER

24


CENTIPEDE

4








Name a sport a lot of married men love as much as they do their wives.
 

91

FOOTBALL

77


BASEBALL

6


BASKETBALL

5


VOLLEYBALL

3








Name something a surgeon needs in order to perform surgery.
 

91

SCALPEL/INSTRUMENT

77


A PATIENT

5


STEADY HANDS

5


GLOVES

4








We asked 100 women...
You should never get your hair cut right before what event?
 

91

WEDDING

74


FIRST DATE

9


PHOTO SHOOT

4


HOLIDAY/NEW YEAR'S

4








What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas unless who finds out?
 

91

SPOUSE/BOO

64


PARENTS

11


COPS

11


MEDIA/NEWS

5








Name a creature at a seafood restaurant that Aquaman might try to rescue.
 

91

LOBSTER

63


FISH/EEL

12


CRAB

8


OCTOPUS

8








Name a city with a lot of people who are obsessed with their appearance.
 

91

L.A./BEV HILLS

62


NEW YORK

17


PARIS

7


MIAMI

5








You might celebrate a new job by buying yourself a new what?
 

91

OUTFIT

56


CAR

24


PURSE

6


LAPTOP

5








Tell me something that starts with an S that you might buy from a deli.
 

91

SALAMI

55


SANDWICH/SUB

26


SALAD

6


SWISS CHEESE

4








Name your favorite day of the year.
 

91

CHRISTMAS/EVE

50


MY BIRTHDAY

22


HALLOWEEN

10


4TH OF JULY

9








Name something you haven't licked in a long time.
 

91

LOLLIPOP

49


ICE CREAM/POPSICLE

31


A LOVER

7


A STAMP

4








Name something that might have olives in it.
 

91

MARTINI/DRINK

46


SALAD

25


PIZZA

17


TAPENADE

3








Name an inappropriate place for a children's surprise party.
 

91

BAR/CLUB

45


STRIP JOINT

33


HOOTERS

11


HAUNTED HOUSE

2








We asked 100 married women...
Name a superhero's costume your husband would have a hard time squeezing into.
 

91

SUPERMAN

44


SPIDER-MAN

25


BATMAN

18


AQUAMAN

4








Name something a kid might bury in the backyard.
 

91

TOY/MARBLE

39


DEAD PET

26


$/TREASURE

22


THEIR BROCCOLI/FOOD

4








If you're afraid of what, you shouldn't live in a high-rise?
 

90

HEIGHTS/FALLING

78


EARTHQUAKES

5


ELEVATORS

4


FIRE

3








Fill in the blank: No matter how many ______s a woman has, it will never be enough.
 

90

SHOES/OUTFITS

76


DIAMONDS/JEWELRY

7


DOLLARS

4


PURSES

3








Name a mobster's favorite place to dump a body.
 

90

WATER

73


DUMPSTER/LANDFILL

9


DESERT

5


CONSTRUCTION SITE

3








Fill in the blank: You really should take that ______ out of your mouth before you kiss me.
 

90

FOOD/GUM

69


CIG/TOBACCO

15


BEER BOTTLE

3


TOOTHPICK

3








Name something about a person you might describe as sharp.
 

90

WIT/MIND/TONGUE

66


FASHION SENSE

14


ELBOWS/BONES

5


HAIRCUT

5








Give me a word that rhymes with "perk."
 

90

JERK

66


WORK

11


LURK

7


TWERK

6








Fill in the blank: It would be a lot cheaper if my car ran on ______.
 

90

WATER

61


AIR

23


GRASS/LEAVES

3


CRISCO/OIL

3








Name something a wife turns on just to annoy her husband.
 

90

TV/STEVE HARVEY

50


RADIO/ABBA

23


VACUUM

13


THE LIGHTS

4








Name a bowl you'd never eat out of.
 

90

TOILET BOWL

48


DOG BOWL

28


SUPER BOWL

8


FISH BOWL

6








Name a flying insect that might consider a bald guy's head a landing strip.
 

90

FLY

47


MOSQUITO

20


BEE/WASP

14


DRAGONFLY

9








Fill in the blank: Shark ______.
 

90

SHARK TANK

46


SHARK WEEK

19


SHARK ATTACK

18


SHARK BAIT

7








Name a place you might be when someone tells you to stay in your lane.
 

90

CAR/HIGHWAY

45


WORKPLACE

26


BOWLING ALLEY

12


STORE/CHECKOUT

7








Name something you are really tired of having to cut so often.
 

90

MY HAIR

41


MY NAILS

29


THE LAWN

15


MY BUDGET

5








Name an occasion that women like to celebrate more than men do.
 

90

VALENTINE'S DAY

41


BIRTHDAY

25


ANNIVERSARY

19


BABY SHOWER/BIRTH

5








Name something you like to be firm.
 

90

BED/PILLOW

39


BOD/MR. BONE DANGLES

35


APPLE/FRUIT

11


HANDSHAKE

5








Tell me a crop a farmer plants.
 

89

CORN

71


WHEAT

11


CANNABIS

4


BEANS/SOYBEANS

3








We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: I'd love to become a professional ______.
 

89

ATHLETE

69


ACTOR

12


COMEDIAN

5


GIGOLO

3








Name an animal that calls Alaska its home.
 

89

BEAR

65


MOOSE

18


SEAL/SEA LION

3


SALMON

3








We asked 100 single men...
If you could propose to your girlfriend in any city in the world, which would it be?
 

89

PARIS

48


LAS VEGAS

22


NEW YORK

12


BARCELONA

7








Name something that might be living in your basement.
 

89

BUGS GALORE!

39


MICE/RATS

37


PEOPLE

7


MOLD

6








If you worked at an aquarium, which animal's tank would you avoid?
 

88

SHARK

74


PIRANHA

6


ELECTRIC EEL

5


JELLYFISH

3








Name an animal that might take a bite out of you in the woods.
 

88

BEAR

68


SNAKE

7


WOLF

7


RACCOON

6








Name an occupation you go to for help.
 

88

DOC/THERAPIST

66


POLICE

16


SOCIAL WORKER

3


LAWYER

3








Name something of yours that you wish still looked like it did when it was brand new.
 

88

CAR

50


ME/MY BODY

23


HOUSE

11


PHONE

4








Name the U.S. state you head to when you're looking for sand, sea, and sun.
 

88

FLORIDA

46


CALIFORNIA

27


HAWAII

11


TEXAS

4








We asked 100 women...
Name a subject all your friends seem to be experts on.
 

88

RELATIONSHIPS/SEX

40


KIDS/PARENTING

36


POLITICS

9


MONEY/BARGAINS

3








Name something in the house that makes a squeaking sound.
 

88

DOOR

40


FLOOR/STAIRS

20


BED/FURNITURE

16


MOUSE INFESTATION

12








Name a place you are where you hold on tight.
 

87

THEME PARK/FAIR

78


SPEEDBOAT

3


AIRPLANE

3


SUBWAY

3








Name an occupation where you spend all day listening to people's troubles.
 

87

SHRINK/DOC

67


BARTENDER

10


HAIR STYLIST

5


CLERGY

5








Humans would look weird if they had the ears of what animal?
 

87

ELEPHANT

66


RABBIT

9


DOG

6


DONKEY/MULE

6








Name something you wouldn't want your preacher to know that you pray for a lot.
 

87

MONEY!

64


SEX

15


DEATH/OF MY ENEMY

4


NEW PREACHER

4








Name the occupation of someone who says to you, "Don't move."
 

87

PO-PO

60


DOC/DENTIST

14


PHOTOGRAPHER

9


HAIRDRESSER

4








Name an animal that weighs over 500 pounds.
 

87

ELEPHANT

60


HIPPO

11


WHALE

8


BEAR

8








Name a state where it gets really cold.
 

87

ALASKA

57


MINNESOTA

19


NORTH DAKOTA

8


MAINE

3








A leg of lamb could feed several people. A leg of what would barely serve one?
 

87

CHICKEN

53


FROG

22


RABBIT

7


MOUSE/RAT

5








Tell me the worst thing to be up to your neck in.
 

87

DEBT

45


DEEP DOO-DOO

21


WORK/HOMEWORK

15


DISHES

6








If there were a Mount Rushmore of game show hosts, who would be on it?
 

87

ALEX TREBEK

40


BOB BARKER

29


STEVE HARVEY

9


PAT SAJAK

9








Name something that you shouldn't have to do on your birthday.
 

87

WORK

40


COOK/BAKE MY CAKE

28


CLEAN/LAUNDRY

15


PAY FOR ANYTHING

4








Name a creature a woman might release a dozen of in her cheating ex-husband's house.
 

87

MICE/RATS

33


ROACHES/BUGS

28


SNAKES

19


BATS

7








Name an object considered to be good luck.
 

87

4-LEAF CLOVER

31


RABBIT'S FOOT

30


HORSESHOE

19


DANDELION/FLOWER

7








Name something specific you might pop into your mouth.
 

86

CANDY/GUM

69


POPCORN

8


NUTS

5


COUGH DROP/LOZENGE

4








If a dogcatcher couldn't find any stray dogs, what animal might he catch to fill his quota?
 

86

CATS

61


RACCOONS

10


SQUIRRELS

8


COYOTES

7








Fill in the blank: You buy a dozen eggs, while a billionaire buys a dozen ______s.
 

86

CARS

54


PROPERTIES

17


STOCKS/CURRENCIES

9


DIAMONDS/ROLEXES

6








Name a place people dream of going on vacation.
 

85

HAWAII

65


PARIS/FRANCE

8


BAHAMAS

8


FLORIDA

4








We asked 100 women...
I wish my man had better taste in what?
 

85

CLOTHES/SHOES

62


FOOD/EATERIES

13


FRIENDS

5


TV SHOWS

5








We asked 100 married women...
Name something you can tell your husband is doing just by the sound of it.
 

85

SLEEPING/SNORING

52


WATCH'G TV/SPORTS

13


BRUSHING TEETH

10


EATING

10








Besides a bedbug, you'd hate to have what kind of bug in your bed?
 

85

ROACH

41


SPIDER

29


FLEA/TICK

9


FIRE ANT

6








Tell me the last thing you split.
 

85

CHECK/BILL

34


FOOD/DESSERT

31


MY PANTS

15


WOOD/LOG

5








When you don't have a date for New Year's, what do you do at midnight?
 

84

SLEEP

63


HAVE A DRINK

9


KISS MY PET

7


WATCH TV/BALL DROP

5








Fill in the blank: Slow ______.
 

84

SLOW DOWN

40


SLOW MOTION

27


SLOWPOKE

10


SLOW DANCE

7








Name a creature that there are so many of them, it will never be an endangered species.
 

83

BUGS/ANTS

63


RATS/MICE

11


DEER

5


BIRDS

4








Name something you squeeze when you're feeling anxious.
 

83

HAND/FINGERS

41


STRESS BALL

34


MY PET

4


LEG/THIGH

4








Name something on a farm that, during a tornado, might be gone with the wind.
 

83

BARN/SHED

41


HAY

20


ANIMALS

16


WINDMILL

6








Name a TV host you might see performing at a comedy club.
 

82

STEVE HARVEY

64


JAY LENO

9


JIMMY FALLON

6


ELLEN

3








We asked 100 men...
I'm not cut out for dating because I don't like to what?
 

82

CHAT/MEET PEOPLE

47


SPEND MONEY

22


DANCE

9


PLAN THINGS

4








Fill in the blank: Killer ______.
 

82

KILLER WHALE

40


KILLER BEE

27


KILLER ABS

10


KILLER QUEEN

5








Name a place you love going to that you hope never goes out of business.
 

82

RESTAURANT

38


STORE/MALL

35


MOVIES

5


THEME PARK

4








Name a profession where the men generally dress well.
 

81

ATTORNEY

61


SALES

7


EXEC/CEO

7


POLITICIAN

6








Tell me something that's fluffy.
 

81

ANIMAL/KITTY

53


PILLOW

16


TEDDY BEAR

7


MARSHMALLOWS

5








Name a sea creature only a fool would try to pet.
 

80

SHARK

60


JELLYFISH

8


ELECTRIC EEL

6


STINGRAY

6








Name something a couple that breaks up might still share.
 

80

KIDS

47


PETS

18


BILLS/NETFLIX

8


MUTUAL FRIENDS

7








Name a city where nine out of ten people wear sunglasses.
 

80

MIAMI

37


LOS ANGELES

34


ORLANDO

5


SAN DIEGO

4








Name an occupation that a boy wouldn't want his girlfriend's father to have.
 

77

COP/FBI

63


CLERGY/MONK

7


UNDERTAKER

4


MOB

3








If you were a magician's rabbit, name something you'd hate to be shoved into.
 

73

SMELLY HAT

52


UNDIES/DOWN PANTS

10


POCKET

6


POT/OVEN

5








Name the profession that hears the best gossip.
 

73

HAIRDRESSER

32


SHRINK/DOC

20


REPORTER/TV HOST

11


BARTENDER

10








Name an athlete who has so many trophies, he'd make a good trophy husband.
 

63

TOM BRADY

32


MICHAEL JORDAN

15


MICHAEL PHELPS

10


TIGER WOODS

6








Tell me a U.S. state you'd like to move to when you retire.
 

59

FLORIDA

25


HAWAII

16


CALIFORNIA

11


SOUTH CAROLINA

7








What one thing in your life gives you the most pleasure?
 

57

FAMILY/SPOUSE

31


FOOOOD!

11


CRITTERS/PETS

9


TRAVEL

6








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