You'd be shocked to hear the bride and groom brought who along on their honeymoon?
 

100

Name something an elf might get teased about that hurts his feelings.
 

100

There's nothing better than a big, juicy what?
 

100

We asked 100 married men...
When you first met your wife, she had a much better what?
 

100

We asked 100 single men...
Your mom wants you to find a nice girl. You want to find one who has what?
 

100

What holiday probably leads to the most hangovers?
 

99

Bertha's family was so awful that at her funeral, they stole what right off her body?
 

99

What do you think of when you hear the word "bud"?
 

99

Bob told his ex-wife, "When we had sex, I pretended I was making love to your" who?
 

99

We asked 100 married men...
Name something you give your wife that you'd never give to your mother-in-law.
 

99

When an 80-year-old male stripper hears "Take it off! Take it off," besides clothing, what might he take off?
 

99

We asked 100 men...
Name something a woman and bacon might have in common.
 

99

Name a famous mouse that an exterminator would hate to discover he just terminated.
 

98

An angry wife might clean the toilet with her cheating husband's what?
 

98

You hope the person above you on a Ferris wheel doesn't do what?
 

98

We asked 100 men...
When you're camping, name something you hope isn't waiting for you in the sleeping bag.
 

98

You think dog owners are too close to their dogs when they let them do what?
 

98

We asked 100 women...
What would you do if your man had a big hickey and it wasn't from you?
 

98

Name a sea creature that would be finding Nemo and then eating Nemo.
 

97

Name a place that's not bad to be caught with your pants down.
 

97

Your lover is dieting. Name a low-calorie food you might make your edible underwear out of.
 

97

Name a complaint a woman might have about her man's tighty-whities.
 

97

If insects ruled the world, name a way we kill them they might kill us.
 

97

Name someone Cinderella probably discusses with her therapist.
 

97

We asked 100 women...
You kiss your husband the day you get married. Now name something you wish you could do to him the day you get divorced.
 

97

Name something that's fun to bounce on when you're young but dangerous if you're old.
 

96

We asked 100 married men...
If you inherited a fortune, what's the first thing you'd give your wife?
 

96

Name something a magician hopes the rabbit in his hat doesn't do.
 

95

A doctor would be stunned if a baby did what the moment it was born?
 

95

Name something a stand-up comedian never wants to have an audience do.
 

95

Name something you might put in your mouth when you're nervous.
 

94

Name the very worst occasion to get dumped.
 

93

Fill in the blank: The baker told his date, "I'm a baker, so I know how to ______ your buns."
 

91

Grandma was so sick of grandpa that she rolled him and his wheelchair right into what?
 

91

We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: For a dress to be sexy, it has to be ______.
 

91

We asked 100 women...
Name something that's more fun to do with other women than with a man.
 

89

Name something that can only stretch so far.
 

89

We asked 100 married men...
Name an S word that your wife calls you the most often.
 

89

Real or fictional, name a famous Harry.
 

87

If a deli owner got married, instead of confetti, the guests might throw what?
 

87

Name a state that might also be a woman's first name.
 

85

Name something a kid might put under his pillow to try to trick the Tooth Fairy into thinking it's his tooth.
 

82

If People magazine had a "Sexiest Bald Man Alive" issue, who would be on the cover?
 

81

Fill in the blank: Ray ______.
 

81

Name a place where we might see you flat on your back.
 

80

Name something you might ride on standing up.
 

79

Name something a woman might find if she ran her fingers through a magician's hair.
 

78

Name something of yours that, for you, was love at first sight.
 

78

Name a kitchen tool you can use in the kitchen and the bedroom.
 

77

Name a phony excuse people give when they don't want to talk to you on the phone.
 

76

Give me an S word you like being called.
 

75

Past or present, name a game show host with the best hair... sorry, Steve.
 

73

Name something that's better to do slow than fast.
 

72

Fill in the blank: Bob was so bald, he used the hair from his ______ as a comb-over.
 

71

Name a musical instrument that you'd be surprised to see a cowboy playing around the campfire.
 

70

Name something that's black and shiny.
 

69

Name a place a person with hemorrhoids prays has soft seats.
 

69

Name something that's hard to stay up on.
 

68

Tell me a kind of bed it would be really uncomfortable to make love in.
 

67

Name someone who is more popular dead than when they were alive.
 

66

Name something grandma says that grandpa does just like an old dog.
 

65

Name a rich comedian who laughs all the way to the bank.
 

64

In a world filled with many famous Chrises, who's your favorite?
 

63

Name a place people avoid making eye contact.
 

61

Name a bad habit that keeps you from being perfect.
 

61

Name a question you ask a first date that's a good conversation starter.
 

59

Name something you've stopped caring about.
 

57

Name something newlyweds get that starts with the letter C.
 

57

If Steve Harvey wasn't married, what female celebrity would you match him up with?
 

56

Name a city you'd want to live in if you had a lot of money.
 

56

It's Steve Harvey's birthday. What did his wife give him?
 

55

Fill in the blank: Magic ______.
 

51

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