Name an animal in Alaska that a wife might train to attack her cheating husband.
 

100

BEAR

73

EAGLE/BIRD

4

MOOSE

12

WOLVERINE

2

HUSKY/DOG

5


WOLF

4








Give me a U.S. state with a Y in it.
 

100

WYOMING

43

PENNSYLVANIA

3

KENTUCKY

24

MARYLAND

2

NEW YORK

22


NEW JERSEY

6








We asked 100 married men...
If you told your wife to shut up today, where would you be sleeping tonight?
 

100

COUCH

40

PATIO/PORCH

6

DOGHOUSE

21

ON THE STREETS

5

CAR/GARAGE

18


MY BED...ALONE

10








We asked 100 men...
What about your ex's new boyfriend makes you jealous?
 

100

HE'S HOTTER

35

TALLER

10

HE'S RICHER

25

HE'S W/ MY EX!

3

SWEETER CAR

15


THICKER HAIR

12








We asked 100 single women...
People think I'm shallow because I fell out of love when I saw his what?
 

100

SHODDY BODY

33

FACE/SINGLE TOOTH

11

EMPTY WALLET/IRA

23

BALD HEAD

6

CAR/'76 GREMLIN

15


HOME/BUNK BEDS

12








We asked 100 married men...
If you were in a pinch, you might borrow your wife's what?
 

100

PANTIES

19

SHIRT/TUBE TOP

15

CAR

18

DEODORANT

12

RAZOR

18


SOCKS

18








Name something that might go wrong if you had your wedding at the zoo.
 

99

ANIMALS ESCAPE/KILL

80

ANIMALS HUMP

2

THROW POO

11

ANIMALS EAT THE CAKE

2

TOO NOISY

2


RAIN

2








Name something at a nudist camp that people examine carefully before they sit on it.
 

99

CHAIR/SEAT

67

THE TOILET

3

GRASS/GROUND

13

BED

3

JAGGED ROCK

7


TREE STUMP/LOG

6








We asked 100 married women...
Name a reason you might suspect your husband was turning into a rooster.
 

99

CROWS AT DAWN

63

STRUTS AROUND

4

SAGGING NECK

17

GROW'G FEATHERS

4

HE'S "COCKY"

7


PECKS

4








Name an occasion that's inappropriate to bring a bottle of champagne to.
 

99

FUNERAL

60

BABY SHOWER

4

BAPTISM/CHURCH

15

KID'S GRADUATION

2

KID'S PARTY

9


A.A. MEETING

9








Name something you'd buy if vampires moved in next door.
 

99

GARLIC

57

BLOOD WELCOME GIFT

3

NEW HOUSE

13

NEW LOCKS

3

CROSS

13


STAKE/WEAPON

10








A woman might say, "I prefer cuddling my pillow rather than a man because a pillow doesn't ______."
 

99

SNORE

53

MOVE/TURN AWAY

5

FART/STINK

17

SWEAT

3

TALK/COMPLAIN

13


WANT SEX

8








Name something that might get inflated at a nude beach.
 

99

RAFT/TUBE/FLOATIE

49

BLOW-UP DOLL

2

BEACH BALL

32

HOPES/EXPECTATIONS

2

EGOS

9


PRIVATE PARTS

5








Name something you'd be surprised that Steve Harvey wanted to swap with you for a week.
 

99

JOBS/PAYCHECKS

38

KIDS

2

HOMES

27

CLOTHES/UNDIES

2

WIVES

17


CARS

13








Name something a farmer might put on his pig at Halloween to make it look like Miss Piggy.
 

99

WIG

37

BOA

3

DRESS/GARB

26

BOW

2

MAKEUP/LASHES

24


PEARLS/JEWELRY

7








We asked 100 men...
It would be weird if a woman said she wanted to do what to you like a baby?
 

99

FEED/BREASTFEED

36

CHANGE DIAPER

3

HOLD/ROCK

29

POWDER

2

SWADDLE/CLOTHE

24


PAT MY BOOTY

5








Tell me somewhere you see people wandering around naked.
 

98

NUDE BEACH/CAMP

68

MY DREAMS

2

GYM LOCKERS

17

STRIP JOINT

2

BEDROOM/HOME

5


RESORT SPA

4








If a wife killed her cheating husband, name something she might do at his funeral when she discovers he's not quite dead.
 

98

FINISH THE JOB

65

SLAM COFFIN SHUT

7

FAINT

9

HIT/KNOCK OUT

3

CRY/SCREAM

7


RUN!

7








Name a game that would be inappropriate for a church game night.
 

98

STRIP POKER

59

BEER PONG

3

TWISTER

14

TRUTH OR DARE

2

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

12


SPIN THE BOTTLE

8








When George Washington was doing a sexy striptease for his wife, he probably started by taking off his what?
 

98

WIG

55

JACKET

4

HAT

22

FRILLY SHIRT

3

WOODEN TEETH

10


BOOTS

4








Name something your dog watches you do that kind of creeps you out.
 

98

SIT ON THE POT

48

SHOWER

2

EAT

19

CHANGE/UNDRESS

2

SEX/PARTY OF 1

19


SLEEP

8








If a dog ran away from home, what might it take with it?
 

98

BONE/FOOD

43

FAVORITE BOWL

4

TOY/BALL

28

OTHER DOG/CAT

3

COLLAR & LEASH

15


BLANKET/BED

5








After a great first date, you can't stop what when you get home?
 

98

DAYDREAMING

40

SINGING

3

SMILING

37

KISSIN'/DOIN' EM

2

TALKING ABOUT IT

10


CHECKING PHONE

6








Name a part of your body that might look like a carrot.
 

98

FINGER

40

LEGS

4

NOSE

27

TOE/FOOT

4

MAN PART

18


ARMS

5








You bounce naked on a trampoline. What part of you would sound like wings flapping?
 

98

MY 2-TON TATAS

37

BUTT CHEEKS

5

BAT ARMS

32

CHEESE THIGHS

2

TALLYWHACKER

12


BEER GUT

10








Name a complaint that Bigfoot probably has about campers.
 

98

DIRTY/LITTER

36

INVADE PRIVACY

8

NOISY

29

DON'T SHARE FOOD

5

FIRES/SMOKE

11


B.O./THEY SMELL!

9








Name something your cheap friend does to try to avoid paying his share of the restaurant check.
 

98

HIDES IN LOO

34

COMPLAINS ABOUT FOOD

2

LEAVES EARLY

33

"I'M BROKE" :(

2

"FORGETS" WALLET

25


JUST GETS WATER

2








We asked 100 women...
Name a way you can tell a guy is nervous around you.
 

98

SWEATS BUCKETS

31

NO EYE CONTACT

7

YAPS/BAD JOKES

25

GIGGLES

5

STUTTERS

21


FIDGETS/SHAKES

9








Fill in the blank: A dog might be thinking, "I love the smell of ______ in the morning."
 

97

BACON/FOOD

76

SQUIRREL

2

OUTDOORS/GRASS

9

BOOTY

2

PEE/POO

6


PUSSYCAT

2








If a stripper called herself Snow White, name a prop she might use in her act.
 

97

7 DWARFS

44

SNOW

2

POISONED APPLE

36

BROOM

2

THE DRESS/CAPE

10


TALKING MIRROR

3








You'd be surprised if grandma got a tattoo. But you'd really be shocked if it was on her what?
 

97

BOOTY

44

LADY PART

5

BOOBS

30

NECK

2

FACE

10


LOWER BACK

6








If all of your toilets broke, where would you go to the bathroom?
 

97

OUTSIDE/WOODS

43

BUCKET

7

PUBLIC RESTROOM

16

SINK

5

NEIGHBOR'S

15


BATHTUB

11








We asked 100 women...
I like it when my lover gently squeezes my what?
 

97

BOOTYFUL BISCUITS

41

SHOULDERS

5

DAIRY PILLOWS

29

THIGH/LEG

4

ARM

11


HAND

7








Name a place a cheap guy makes his wife sit on his lap so they only have to buy one seat.
 

97

THEATER/MOVIES

37

BUS

10

PLANE

23

TRAIN

2

CONCERT

13


BALL GAME

12








If you go camping with a friend, what do you hope they don't do in the tent?
 

97

BLOW AIR BISCUITS

35

BLAB

5

SNORE

21

EAT/TUNA

4

MAKE LOVE/TO SELF

16


PEE/POOP

16








Name something that happens to Santa when he ends up on Mrs. Claus's naughty list.
 

97

NO COOKIES

33

LUMP OF COAL

7

SLEEP WITH DEER/SOFA

29

NO CHRISTMAS/GIFTS

5

GET SPANKED

15


NO BOOTY

8








Name a part about being a vampire that sounds like fun.
 

97

SLEEP DAYS/UP NIGHTS

30

COOL OUTFIT

5

NEVER DIE/AGE

21

SCARING FOLKS

2

FANGS/SUCK BLOOD

21


BECOME BAT/FLYING

18








Fill in the blank: My favorite kind of date involves lots of ______ing.
 

97

KISS'G/CUDDLING

28

DRINKING

6

TALK'G/LAUGHING

27

DANCING

4

EATING

21


WILD BOINKING

11








Name something you'd hate to see the pilot flying your plane do right before you take off.
 

96

TEQUILA SHOT

73

PRAY

2

DRUGS

10

SHAKE/STAGGER

2

PASS OUT/SLEEP

5


READ MANUAL

4








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you don't ask your wife for if she's in a bad mood.
 

96

THAT BOOTY

57

A RIDE/TO STRIP CLUB

3

4-COURSE MEAL

25

ANYTHING!

2

ADVICE

5


$/MY ALLOWANCE

4








We asked 100 women...
Name something you wear that can make your bottom look better.
 

96

TIGHT PANTS/LEGGINGS

54

LONG BLOUSE/TUNIC

3

SPANX/GIRDLE

29

BUTT PADS

2

TIGHT SKIRT/DRESS

5


TIGHTS

3








Name a kind of place where men size each other up.
 

96

GYM/LOCKERS

53

BEACH/POOLSIDE

2

BAR/CLUB

20

WORK

2

BATHROOM/URINAL

15


SPORTS VENUE

4








Fill in the blank: ______ daddy.
 

96

SUGAR DADDY

50

PIMP DADDY

2

BIG DADDY

23

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

2

BABY DADDY

13


MACK DADDY

6








Be honest -- you have more pictures of your dog than you do of who?
 

96

SPOUSE/MATE

48

SIBLING

3

MYSELF

22

CAT

2

KID/GRANDKID

13


MOTHER

8








We asked 100 married men...
Name something you worry that your mother-in-law wants to do.
 

96

MOVE IN

47

KISS/DO ME

5

PAY FOR EVERYTHING

21

END MY MARRIAGE

2

VISIT

11


JOIN ON VACAY

10








We asked 100 women...
Your guy thinks his package is an eggplant. But it looks more like what vegetable?
 

96

CUCUMBER/PICKLE

46

STRING BEAN

3

BABY CARROT

31

PEPPER/JALAPENO

2

ZUCCHINI

10


MUSHROOM

4








At a doggie wedding, what do newlyweds do that ruins their first dance?
 

96

WHIZ/DUMP

42

FIGHT

6

SNIFF BUTTS

23

RUN/AFTER SQUIRREL

5

BARK

11


START HUMPIN'

9








We asked 100 women...
Since men are so fixated with big bottoms, they should date what animal?
 

96

HIPPO

42

BEAR

4

APE/BABOON

22

HORSE

2

ELEPHANT

15


RHINO

11








We asked 100 married men...
Name an animal at the zoo that bears a striking resemblance to your mother-in-law.
 

96

MONKEY/APE

39

HIPPO

11

BEAR

17

SWAN

2

LION

15


SLOTH

12








In the winter, you've got your what to keep you warm?
 

96

BLANKET

38

FIREPLACE

3

WINTER CLOTHES

34

DOG

3

POOKIE

15


BLUBBER/FAT ARSE

3








Name an event people quickly get in shape for.
 

96

WEDDING

37

FIGHT/BOXING

2

MARATHON

29

MODELING GIG

2

VACAY/BEACH TRIP

15


CLASS REUNION

11








We asked 100 single men...
In the meat market of life, women treat you like you're what kind of meat?
 

96

STEAK

33

SPAM

5

HAMBURGER

21

HAM

4

HOT DOG/SAUSAGE

18


BOLOGNA

15








We asked 100 single men...
I want a girl just like the girls I see where?
 

96

TV/THE BACHELOR

32

MY DREAMS

4

INSTA/INTERNET

31

STORE

3

THE BEACH

14


THE GYM

12








We asked 100 married men...
A pretty woman winks at you at the bar while your wife is in the bathroom. What do you do?
 

96

IGNORE/TURN AWAY

30

SHOW MY RING

10

WINK BACK

25

WAVE

2

SMILE

18


SAY HI/GO CHAT

11








We asked 100 divorced people...
Name something you and your ex should have talked about before getting married.
 

96

HAVING KIDS/12

28

PETS

8

CLEANING/CHORES

25

NOT CHEATING

2

MONEY

24


SEX/TIMES PER YEAR

9








Name something a ventriloquist would be surprised to come home and find his wife doing with his dummy.
 

96

MAKING SWEET LOVE

27

FEEDING IT

7

SMOOCHING

25

BATHING IT

2

TALK/PERFORM'G

25


DESTROY'G/BURNING

10








Name something that if an old guy bounced on it, he might hurt himself.
 

95

TRAMPOLINE

62

FLOOR/GROUND

3

BED

15

HIS OLD LADY

3

EXERCISE BALL

8


POGO STICK

4








We asked 100 women...
The bar you're at is full of men, but the bad news is they're all what?
 

95

GAY

61

BALD

4

MARRIED

13

GERIATRIC

4

BUTT UGLY

7


SHORT

6








Name a U.S. city that's known for its music scene.
 

95

NASHVILLE

59

LOS ANGELES

3

NEW ORLEANS

18

NEW YORK

3

AUSTIN

9


MEMPHIS

3








We asked 100 women...
What might you do on a date when a guy you don't like moves in for a kiss?
 

95

TURN/MOVE BACK

56

"NO!"/REJECT HIM

3

COUGH/SNEEZE

27

PUNCH/SLAP HIM

2

BURP

4


LEAVE/RUN AWAY

3








When your clothes come off, what goes on your naked body?
 

95

PJ'S/NEW CLOTHES

54

PERFUME

2

LOTION

17

BLANKET/SHEETS

2

SOAP & WATER

17


BOO/2 OR 3 HOTTIES

3








We asked 100 men...
Admit it -- name something you see a woman eating that turns you on.
 

95

BANANA

45

GRAPES

5

POPSICLE/ICE CREAM

20

CARROT

3

HOT DOG/SAUSAGE

13


LOLLIPOP

9








Bob always wanted to be a fireman. So he put what on his pickup truck?
 

95

LIGHTS/SIREN

42

LOGO/"FIRE DEPT"

4

LADDER

26

DALMATIAN

4

RED PAINT

12


HOSE

7








Fill in the blank: I change my seat in the movies when the person next to me ______s.
 

95

YAPS/YELLS AT SCREEN

41

SMACKS FOOD

5

FARTS/REEKS

27

SNORES

4

COUGHS/SNEEZES

12


SITS CLOSE

6








You'd think your partner was cheating if you overheard them say what on the phone?
 

95

LOVE/MISS YOU

39

DON'T TELL ANYONE!

4

SEE LATER/WHERE?

31

WHATCHA WEARIN'?

3

CAN'T TALK NOW

9


BABE/PET NAME

9








We asked 100 women...
Name a place your man goes alone where you know he flirts with other women.
 

95

BAR/CLUB

39

THE GYM

2

WORK

27

ONLINE/GIRL CAMS

2

STORE/MALL

16


STRIP JOINT

9








Name something a female owl might find sexy about her mate.
 

95

BIG EYES

37

POINTY EARS

3

HIS HOOT

29

SPINNING HEAD

2

FEATHERS/WINGS

18


HIS BEAK

6








Name a country you think gets the most American tourists.
 

95

MEXICO

34

ITALY

5

FRANCE

31

BAHAMAS

2

UK/ENGLAND

12


CANADA

11








After a divorce, a wife replaces a picture of her ex in her wallet with a picture of what?
 

95

KIDDOS

34

CELEB/HARRY STYLES

6

HER NEW MEAT

20

BESTIE

3

DOG/PET

19


HERSELF

13








Name something adults see kids do that makes them not want to have kids.
 

94

TANTRUM/DISOBEY

65

FULL DIAPER

5

PLAY/IN MUD

7

DESTROY THINGS

5

PUKE

6


EAT BOOGER/SNOT

6








Tell me a reason you're bending over.
 

94

PICK UP SOMETHING

52

CATCH MY BREATH

2

TIE MY SHOES

27

MOON SOMEONE

2

SUMPIN' SUMPIN'

6


YOGA/STRETCH

5








We asked 100 women...
Good news: you're dating Steve Harvey. Better news: he bought you what for your birthday?
 

94

NEW CAR

52

CAKE/FOOD

4

HOUSE/RANCH

16

EXOTIC PET/LLAMA

3

BLING

14


TRIP/AROUND WORLD

5








Name a reason a woman might marry a man half her age.
 

94

GREAT SEX

37

DESPERATE/CRAY

4

$$$/TECH CEO

27

FEEL YOUNGER

3

LOVE

12


TOTAL HOTTIE

11








If Steve Harvey were coming to your house for Sunday dinner, what do you hope he brings?
 

94

FOOD/WHOLE MEAL

36

MARJORIE

4

BOTTLE OF DOM

30

AN APPETITE

3

HUMOR/SMILES

13


$ TO HAND OUT

8








Name something you hope doesn't come out of you when playing Twister at a party.
 

93

3 LOUD TOOTS!!!

75

SPIT/DROOL

3

MY JUNK

5

PUKE

2

MY DEFIANT BOOB

5


SNOT

3








Name something you put in your bedroom to make it more romantic.
 

93

CANDLES

67

MY SEXY SELF

2

FLOWERS

14

S&M GEAR & MIRRORS

2

DIMMED LIGHTS

5


SOME MICHAEL BUBLÉ

3








Name something bad you might consider doing if you had a "get out of hell free" card.
 

93

STEAL/ROB

50

SPEED

3

MURDER/KILL

28

GAMBLE

3

CHEAT

5


PUNCH SOMEONE

4








Name something Adam might have given Eve on their anniversary.
 

93

APPLES

50

ANOTHER RIB

3

FIG LEAF/CLOTHES

19

HIS BODY

2

FLOWERS

13


CARVED RING

6








If no one was watching, what amusement park ride would be fun to make love on?
 

93

FERRIS WHEEL

44

HAUNTED HOUSE

3

CAROUSEL

15

BUMPER CARS

3

ROLLER COASTER

14


BOAT/TUNNEL OF LOVE

14








Name something you've tinkled on in an emergency.
 

93

TREE/PLANT

41

BED/BLANKIE

3

GROUND/LAWN

34

CAR/SEAT

3

MY NASTY SELF/PANTS

9


BUILDING/WALL

3








We asked 100 women...
You wouldn't trade your man for the world. But you might trade for a what?
 

93

MILLION BUCKS

41

DIAMOND/JEWELRY

3

MANSION

29

DOG/YORKIE

2

BETTER MAN

13


SPORTS CAR

5








Name something that's appropriate to do at a wedding but not at a funeral.
 

93

DANCE/ELECTRIC SLIDE

41

THROW RICE

6

LAUGH/JOKE

24

TOSS BOUQUET

3

CHEER/CLAP

11


POP CHAMPAGNE

8








A man thinks he has a shark in his Speedo. But it's more like the size of what fish?
 

93

MINNOW

35

CLOWNFISH

3

GUPPY

26

TILAPIA

2

GOLDFISH

23


SARDINE

4








Name an occasion where you'd be disappointed if they didn't serve alcohol.
 

92

WEDDING

76

BACHELOR/ETTE PARTY

3

BIRTHDAY

4

CONCERT

2

NEW YEAR'S

4


4TH OF JULY

3








We asked 100 women...
Give me a word starting with F you'd use to describe Steve Harvey.
 

92

FUNNY/FUN

68

FANCY

2

FAMOUS

8

FLIRTY

2

FINE

6


FRIENDLY/FRIEND

6








Name something that happens every time you go to a restaurant in hell.
 

92

BURNT/BAD FOOD

64

OUT OF FOOD

3

NO ICE WATER

11

HAIR/SPIT IN FOOD

2

HOT/CATCH FIRE

9


LONG WAIT/NO STAFF

3








Fill in the blank: Susan said, "My husband is so lazy, he only ______s once a week."
 

92

BATHES

55

SHAVES

5

WORKS

14

COOKS/EATS

5

TAKES WHIZ/DUMP

7


"SUGARS MY COOKIE"

6








Give me the first name of a game show host that a game show fan might name their son.
 

92

STEVE

50

RICHARD

6

ALEX

12

HOWIE

4

BOB

10


PAT

10








Name something a man might find in the laundry that would make him think his wife was cheating on him with Santa.
 

92

SANTA SUIT/HAT

48

CANDY CANES

3

X-MAS UNDIES

20

LUMP OF COAL

2

WHITE HAIR/BEARD

13


STRIPED CONDOM

6








We asked 100 men...
If you had a really big beard, you might keep what in it?
 

92

FOOD FOR LATER

39

WEED

7

$$$/WALLET

21

BIRDS

7

COMB/PICK

11


KEYS

7








Nowadays, Little Red Riding Hood might ride what to grandma's house?
 

92

SCOOTER

35

HOVERBOARD

4

CAR/UBER

26

ATV

4

MOTORCYCLE/MOPED

15


BICYCLE

8








Fill in the blank: Linda said, "I think my new boyfriend is already married, because he'll only meet me at ______."
 

92

MY CRIB/HOUSE

30

WORK

8

MOTEL 6

26

BAR/CLUB

2

NIGHT

16


CAFE/APPLEBEE'S

10








Name someone who'd show up to a man's bachelor party that would ruin it for him.
 

92

EX

30

HIS SIDE CHICK

6

HIS FIANCEE

21

UGLY STRIPPER

2

HIS MOM

19


IN-LAW

14








Name something that's very hairy that's also very scary.
 

92

TARANTULA

23

BIGFOOT

13

BEAR

19

WEREWOLF

5

APE/MONKEY

16


PERSON/BUTT CRACK

16








If you started to turn green, what fictional character might you be turning into?
 

91

HULK

56

JOLLY GREEN GIANT

3

THE GRINCH

11

GREEN LANTERN

3

SHREK

10


KERMIT

8








Name something a man might do if his mother-in-law started coming on to him.
 

91

RUN/LEAVE

53

DO IT TO IT!

3

TELL HIS WIFE

14

IGNORE HER

2

SCREAM/SCOLD HER

10


PUKE

9








Bad news: you're going to prison. Good news: now you'll finally have time to do what?
 

91

READ

47

KNIT/QUILT

4

SLEEP/RELAX

27

GET HOT LOVIN'

3

GET BUFF

6


WRITE/SCREENPLAY

4








We asked 100 women...
Uh-oh -- your tracking device just showed that your man is at a strip club. What do you do?
 

91

GO THERE!

44

DUMP HIM

5

CALL/TEXT HIM

25

FREEZE CREDIT CARD

3

SIGH/OH WELL

8


LOCK HIM OUT

6








Name something an adventurous couple might make love on top of.
 

90

CLIFF/VOLCANO

45

FERRIS WHEEL

3

CAR

26

WASHER/DRYER

3

ROOF/SKYSCRAPER

7


TABLE/COUNTER

6








Fill in the blank: A dog's head might explode if it saw twelve ______s all at once.
 

90

BONES/FOOD BOWLS

37

OTHER DOGS

4

CATS

30

FIRE HYDRANTS

4

SQUIRRELS

9


BALLS

6








Name a scent you'd be shocked to see in an air freshener.
 

90

FOOD/BROCCOLI

29

B.O./DIRTY SOCK

7

POOP/FART

26

GARBAGE

6

SKUNK

14


WET DOG

8








A wife might tell her husband, "You're the reason I'm getting" what?
 

90

OLD & GRAY

27

SICK/HEADACHE

4

A DIVORCE

25

SURGERY/SEX CHANGE

3

FAT

24


ANGRY/THERAPY

7








Name some news a wife might have to break to her husband gently.
 

89

PREGGO/KID #9

48

SOMEONE DIED

3

IT'S OVER

20

GONNA BE A GRANDPA

2

TOTALED CAR

10


CHEATED/WITH 17 MEN

6








Name a place you'd be shocked to see a man bring his inflatable doll as his date.
 

89

RESTAURANT

39

PLAY/OPERA

7

MOVIE

14

BAR/CLUB

6

CHURCH

13


WEDDING

10








Name something that's spiky.
 

89

PORCUPINE

28

HEDGEHOG

5

HAIR/MOHAWK

26

HAIRBRUSH

4

CACTUS/PLANT

18


SHOES/CLEATS

8








Fill in the blank: Grandma found herself a sugar daddy. He bought her a new ______.
 

88

CAR

49

MUUMUU/GARB

5

WALKER/CANE

15

RECLINER/ROCKER

4

HIP

8


SET OF DENTURES

7








Name a part of Bob that might be on a cannibal's Bob-b-que grill.
 

88

THICK THIGHS/LEGS

42

JUICY BOOTY

8

MEATY RIBS

12

PLUMP WIENER/NADS

7

HEAD/BRAIN

10


BULGING ARMS

9








Name something from the office that you'd get in trouble if you took it home.
 

88

COMPUTER

41

VEHICLE/FORKLIFT

3

PRINTER/COPIER

18

COWORKER/ASSISTANT

3

CASH

12


CLASSIFIED FILES

11








We asked 100 married people...
Tell me something a dog does that you might do while making love.
 

88

HOWL/BARK/GROWL

34

SNUGGLE

4

LICKITY-LICK/KISS

23

WATCH/STARE

4

PANT

17


SNIFF

6








Name something a woman is tempted to put in a sexy plumber's crack when he bends over.
 

88

MONEY

32

ICE/WATER

6

HAND/FINGER

30

HER MOUTH

4

HER PHONE #

9


TOOL/PLUNGER

7








If you were going to jail for a long time, you'd do what one last time?
 

88

BOINK-A-THON

30

SEE FAM/FRIENDS

7

BINGE EAT

20

GET HIGH

5

GET DRUNK

19


TAKE TRIP/BEACH

7








Your boss just gave you $10,000 for Christmas. What do you do?
 

88

PAY BILLS

26

QUIT/RETIRE ON IT

4

SAVE/INVEST

22

DONATE IT

3

SPEND/BUY HOUSE

22


VACAAAY!

11








When a magician is scanned at the airport security, what might they see he has in his pants?
 

87

3 RABBITS

44

SCARVES/HANKIES

6

MAGIC WAND

16

FLOWERS

3

BITING BIRD

11


CARDS

7








Name a word starting with an H that a woman might use to describe her ideal man.
 

87

HANDSOME

42

HAPPY

3

HOT/HOTTIE

27

HONEST

3

HUNK

8


HUNG

4








Fill in the blank: Some women call their man "my honey ______."
 

87

HONEY BUN

38

HONEYBUNCH

5

HONEY BEAR

17

HONEY BOO

4

HONEY BUNNY

16


HONEY PIE

7








Name something that can ruin a wedding.
 

87

EX SHOWS UP

25

ANNOYING KID

4

STORM/WEATHER

23

CHEATING/2ND SPOUSE

4

DRUNKS

17


RUNAWAY BRIDE/GROOM

14








Name somewhere you've accidentally caught someone with their pants down.
 

86

BATHROOM

63

WOODS/BUSHES

4

DRESSING ROOM

7

WORK/BOSS' OFFICE

3

BEDROOM

5


GYM/LOCKERS

4








Fill in the blank: A woman might say, "I'm not dating any guy who is ______er than me."
 

86

SHORTER

46

YOUNGER

6

CUTER/HOTTER

16

THINNER

4

TALLER

8


POORER

6








We asked 100 men...
If there were a Mount Tushmore, which celebrity's bottom would you want to see up there carved in stone?
 

85

JENNIFER LOPEZ

34

JULIANNE HOUGH

9

KIM KARDASHIAN

14

PIPPA MIDDLETON

2

BEYONCE

14


SOFIA VERGARA

12








Name a place a man fantasizes about making his mother-in-law sleep when she visits.
 

85

DOGHOUSE/OUTSIDE

25

COUCH

8

BASEMENT

21

COFFIN/GRAVE

5

GARAGE

17


HOTEL

9








If two clowns got married, name something they might exchange instead of rings.
 

84

RED NOSES

55

SQUIRT FLOWERS

4

SQUEAKY HORNS

8

JOKES/LAUGHS

4

BALLOON ANIMALS

8


RAINBOW WIGS

5








Fill in the blank: If I had a magic wand, I would make my ______ disappear.
 

84

FAT/6 CHINS

43

WORRIES/TROUBLES

5

DEBT

20

EX

3

FAMILY/SPOUSE

7


PAIN/GONORRHEA

6








Name a place you would not want to spend your 100th birthday.
 

84

GRAVE/HELL

40

THEME PARK

6

PRISON

14

CHUCK E. CHEESE

4

HOSPITAL

10


OLD FOLKS' HOME

10








Name something a wife might give her misbehaving husband.
 

84

SLAP/SPANKING

39

LECTURE

5

DIVORCE PAPERS

16

AN ULTIMATUM

4

SILENT TREATMENT

10


STINK EYE

10








We asked 100 women...
Name a kind of dog your husband reminds you of when he barks at people.
 

84

PIT BULL

28

DOBERMAN

8

GERMAN SHEPHERD

20

ROTTWEILER

6

BULLDOG

12


CHIHUAHUA

10








No horse could carry Big Bart, the Wild West's chubbiest cowboy, so he rode what instead?
 

84

BULL/COW

27

OX

9

ELEPHANT

19

HIPPO

7

DONKEY/MULE

12


BUFFALO/BISON

10








Name a public place that you shouldn't pop pimples on your face.
 

83

RESTAURANT

40

PUBLIC RESTROOM

4

CHURCH

18

LIBRARY

3

STORE/MALL

14


SCHOOL

4








Name an L word you hope no one ever uses to describe you.
 

82

LOSER

52

LAME

3

LAZY

16

LOOPY

3

LIAR

4


LOOSE

4








Name someone you wish was as glad to see you as your dog is.
 

82

MY BOO

51

MY PARENTS

5

MY KIDS

11

MY CAT

4

MY FRIEND

6


MY BOSS

5








I'm too afraid to run with the bulls, but I am up for running with what animal?
 

82

THE PUPPIES

33

THE BUNNIES

5

THE TURTLES

17

THE CHICKENS

4

THE KITTIES

15


THE SLOTHS

8








Name a nighttime activity that, for you, works better than any sleeping pill.
 

82

SEX

29

HOT BATH/SHOWER

6

READING

24

GAME/ONLINE

5

WATCHING TV

11


COCKTAILING

7








Name something of yours that nobody would want after you die.
 

81

CLOTHES/UNDIES

51

BODY PARTS/ASHES

5

BILLS/DEBT

8

PET/PISSY CAT

4

TOOTHBRUSH

7


BOOKS

6








Name a tool from the hardware store a dumb guy might buy to perform his own vasectomy.
 

80

CHAIN SAW

33

HAMMER

7

PLIERS

17

KNIFE

6

SCISSORS/CLIPPERS

10


WIRE CUTTERS

7








Name something you think Steve Harvey gives to his sons on their birthday.
 

79

$100,000/GIFT CARD

50

FEUD BOARD GAME

4

BENTLEYS

9

HUGS & KISSES

3

USED SUITS/CLOTHES

7


ADVICE

6








Tell me why you're talking funny.
 

79

DENTIST/TOOTHACHE

39

TALKING TO A BABY

5

I'M DRUNK

18

MOUTHFUL OF FOOD

4

SICK/COLD

7


HELIUM

6








Name something you've stuck your finger in more times than you can count.
 

79

FOOD/PEANUT BUTTER

32

GLOVE

3

EAR

21

DIRT/MUD

3

NOSE

11


MOUTH

9








Name a place you'd be shocked to hear your grandparents say they made love last night.
 

78

CAR/ON HOOD

32

PARK/BENCH

7

MY BED!

14

ANYWHERE!

5

KITCHEN/DINING TABLE

12


SOFA/LIVING RM.

8








Name a famous rich man whose money is a 10 but whose looks are barely a 5.
 

77

ELON MUSK

25

MARK ZUCKERBERG

3

DONALD TRUMP

25

STEVE HARVEY

3

BILL GATES

17


JEFF BEZOS

4








We asked 100 women...
Give me a word starting with W that describes your man in the bedroom.
 

75

WILD

42

WHITE

3

WARM

12

WOW!

3

WONDERFUL

9


WEIRDO

6








Name an animal a wife doesn't mind her husband calling her.
 

75

KITTEN/CAT

40

FOX

5

TIGRESS

12

DEER/DOE

5

BUNNY

8


LIONESS

5








Name something a wife might fantasize about hitting her husband with.
 

74

POT/PAN

32

FOOD/DEAD FISH

4

BASEBALL BAT

26

PILLOW

3

HER FIST/HAND

5


ROLLING PIN

4








If space aliens landed in the U.S., they'd probably feel most at home in what state?
 

73

CALIFORNIA

27

NEVADA

5

FLORIDA

19

NEW YORK

5

NEW MEXICO

9


ARIZONA

8








There's nothing sexier than a pair of hot what?
 

71

PANTS/SHORTS

19

UNDIES

7

BUNS

16

HEELS/SHOES

6

LEGS

13


TA-TAS

10








We asked 100 women...
If a man has one of these, he's too old for you.
 

71

GRANDCHILD

18

OXYGEN TANK

10

WALKER/CANE

15

SET OF DENTURES

6

GRAY HAIR

12


HEARING AID

10








Name something of yours you'd hate to find out your neighbor used without asking.
 

70

MOWER/TOOLS

23

HOSE/WATER

8

CAR

18

MY TRAMPY SPOUSE

5

TOOTHBRUSH

18


POOL/HOT TUB

8








Name something you'd be surprised Judge Judy put on after she took off her robe.
 

70

BIKINI

22

BIKER JACKET

7

LINGERIE/THONG

17

ANOTHER ROBE

6

BOOTY SHORTS

10


DRESS/MINISKIRT

8








Give me an ice cream flavor that a stripper might use as her stage name.
 

69

ROCKY ROAD

17

COTTON CANDY

7

CHOCOLATE/CHIP

15

MINT/PEPPERMINT

7

VANILLA

14


BLACK CHERRY

9








Tell me where Bad Grandma hides her weed.
 

68

BRA/CLEAVAGE

22

PURSE

8

COOKIE JAR

13

DENTURE CONTAINER

6

NIGHTSTAND/DRESSER

10


UNDER BED/PILLOW

9








Name something that you realized was a big mistake soon after you got it.
 

68

MATE/SPOUSE 1 THRU 6

18

HOUSE/APT.

4

CAR/PINTO

16

HAIRCUT/PERM

4

PET/CUSS'G PARROT

15


GARB/WOOL THONG

11








Name a football player who's the man.
 

67

TOM BRADY

40

PEYTON MANNING

4

PATRICK MAHOMES

8

JOE NAMATH

4

AARON RODGERS

7


BEN ROETHLISBERGER

4








I'd like to have a clone so if I needed what body part, I could take theirs?
 

66

HEART

27

EYES

6

KIDNEY

14

BRAIN

6

LEG/KNEE

7


WEENIE

6








A young pop star aspires to be as big as who?
 

66

ELVIS

26

JUSTIN BIEBER

5

MICHAEL JACKSON

18

MADONNA

5

TAYLOR SWIFT

6


BEYONCE

6








Name something that's round and white.
 

65

GOLF BALL

22

MARSHMALLOW

5

SNOWBALL/SNOWMAN

22

BASEBALL

5

PEARL

6


COTTON BALL

5








Name something about your life that has your mother very disappointed.
 

65

JOB/NOT A PRIEST

17

HOUSE/LOCATION

5

LOSER SPOUSE

17

2ND GRADE EDUCATION

5

NO KIDS

13


NADA/I'M PERFECT!

8








Name the most impressive occupation a person can have.
 

64

DOCTOR

39

PREZ/POLITICIAN

4

ASTRONAUT

7

CEO

4

TEACHER

5


SCIENTIST

5








Name something you do to your kids you'd never do to an adult.
 

64

SPANK 'EM

24

TICKLE 'EM

7

TIME-OUT/GROUND

11

SMOOCHES & HUGS

5

YELL AT 'EM

10


FEED 'EM

7








Fill in the blank: Because it's heaven, when you're there, you'll finally have the ______ you always wanted.
 

63

SMOKIN' BOD

27

MANSION

5

PEACE

14

FREE TIME

4

LOVE LIFE

7


FACE/JAWLINE

6








Name one state that you'd choose to represent the entire United States.
 

62

CALIFORNIA

16

HAWAII

8

NEW YORK

13

OHIO

5

TEXAS

11


FLORIDA

9








Name something that might be going down.
 

62

ELEVATOR

16

TEMPERATURE/FEVER

7

SHIP/TITANIC

13

DRUG DEAL/A CRIME

7

PLANE

10


STOCKS/ECONOMY

9








Name a singer whose music pairs well with lovemaking.
 

57

BARRY WHITE

22

LIONEL RICHIE

5

ADELE

13

WHITNEY HOUSTON

4

LUTHER VANDROSS

8


MARVIN GAYE

5








Name a place that, for you, is the closest thing there is to hell on Earth.
 

57

WORK/MTG.

19

VOLCANO

5

DOC/DENTIST/E.R.

13

LOS ANGELES

4

DMV

11


DESERT

5








Name an occupation that makes a lot of money but you wouldn't want to work in it.
 

57

DOCTOR

19

PLUMBER/SEWER WORK

6

LAWYER

10

TRUCK DRIVER

5

FINANCE/STOCK BROKER

10


POLITICIAN

7








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