We asked 100 single men...
What do you do if your date talks nonstop?
 

100

LEAVE/PEE BREAK

40

CHANGE SUBJECT

2

LISTEN/NOD & SMILE

31


IGNORE HER

16


KISS HER

11








Name something scientists would be excited to find on Mars.
 

99

LIFE/FOSSILS

87

DIAMONDS/GOLD

2

WATER

6


RUINS/BUILDINGS

2


FOOD/MARS BARS

2








Name something you hold back from doing when someone insults your mother.
 

99

SOCKING 'EM

74

AGREEING

2

YELL'G/CUSSING

12


INSULTING THEIRS

8


LAUGHING

3








Name something you fish for.
 

99

FISH/SEAFOOD

66

ANSWER/INFO

4

A COMPLIMENT

16


MY KEYS

8


$$$/CHANGE

5








If you don't like your date, you might put what between you on the couch?
 

99

PILLOW

64

A LOT OF SPACE

2

PET/PYTHON

22


FOOD/WITH GARLIC

9


PAL/UNCLE ERNIE

2








We asked 100 men...
Name an accent you fake at the bar to attract women.
 

99

BRITISH

58

IRISH

2

AUSSIE

16


FRENCH

15


ITALIAN

8








We asked 100 married men...
What would you be surprised your mother-in-law just did to your bottom?
 

99

PAT/SPANKED

57

COMPLIMENTED

2

PINCH/SQUEEZED

27


TOUCH/RUBBED

9


KISSED

4








We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: My wife is like ice cream -- they're both ______.
 

99

DELICIOUS

44

LICKABLE

3

SWEET

27


COLD/FRIGID

19


CREAMY

6








You're on a road trip. You're miles from the next rest stop, but nature calls. What do you do?
 

98

PULL OVER/USE BUSH

78

PEE OUT WINDOW

2

HOLD IT IN

10


PEE IN CUP/BOTTLE

6


DRIVE FASTER

2








We asked 100 women...
Name an L word that describes how you feel on Valentine's Day.
 

98

LOVED/LOVING

64

LIBERATED

2

LONELY

27


LOVELY

3


LUCKY

2








Name a specific problem you might have if you lived in a house made out of chocolate.
 

98

HEAT/MELTING

61

CHOCOLATE STAINS

2

HOUSE EATEN/GET FAT

27


PESTS/ANTS

6


CAVITIES

2








Fill in the blank: After a divorce, it's always awkward to run into your ex's ______.
 

98

NEW BOO/FLING

57

EX'S EVIL FACE

2

PARENTS/FAM

34


FRIENDS

3


LAWYER

2








Name a reason your hands might be tied behind your back.
 

98

KIDNAPPED/ROBBERY

39

BOBBING FOR APPLES

3

ARRESTED

36


FUN W/ MY BOO

17


MAGIC TRICK

3








We asked 100 men...
Who might you practice your marriage proposal on first?
 

98

MYSELF/MIRROR

30

DOG

2

FRIEND

29


MOM

24


SIBLING

13








Fill in the blank: Grandma said, "At my age, I'd rather ______ in bed than make love in it."
 

97

SLEEP

75

TINKLE

2

EAT

9


DIE

6


READ

5








Since he has no pockets, what might a nudist carry around under his hat?
 

97

WALLET/$$$/I.D.

66

SUNSCREEN

2

KEYS

14


PHONE

13


CONDOMS

2








Name something your mom made you go to whether you wanted to or not.
 

97

CHURCH/BIBLE LESSON

58

YOUR ROOM/BED

3

SCHOOL

30


RELATIVE'S HOUSE

3


STORE/MALL

3








What would you do if you clogged a date's toilet?
 

97

PLUNGE/FIX IT

50

CALL A PLUMBER

2

FLEE/OUT WINDOW

18


TELL 'EM/"SORRY!"

17


CRY/DIE

10








Fill in the blank: Sally said, "My ex broke my heart, so I broke his ______."
 

97

CAR/WINDSHIELD

35

SPIRIT/WILL TO LIVE

3

FACE/BODY

29


BANK ACCOUNT

25


PHONE

5








Name something Zorro uses when fighting crime that other heroes don't.
 

96

SWORD

80

SPANISH

2

WHIP

7


HORSE

5


A MASK

2








Make the sound of one of the animals on Old MacDonald's farm.
 

96

MOO-MOO

49

CLUCK-CLUCK

2

OINK-OINK

31


QUACK-QUACK

10


BAA-BAA

4








Name a place a man takes a first date to make himself look sophisticated.
 

96

FANCY RESTAURANT

48

TRENDY BAR/CLUB

2

THEATER/OPERA

28


MUSEUM

13


CONCERT/SYMPHONY

5








Name something a person with hemorrhoids avoids riding on.
 

96

HORSES

46

ROLLER-COASTERS

3

BICYCLES

31


MOTORCYCLES

11


MECHANICAL BULLS

5








Fill in the blank: Out of your ______.
 

95

DANG MIND

82

COMFORT ZONE

2

LEAGUE

5


BUTT

3


MOUTH

3








Name a famous rabbit you'd be surprised a magician pulled out of his hat.
 

95

BUGS BUNNY

64

VOLKSWAGEN RABBIT

2

ROGER RABBIT

22


PETER RABBIT

5


EDDIE RABBITT

2








Name something a man needs if he wants to be a rock star.
 

95

VOICE/TALENT

45

TIGHT PANTS/ROCK GARB

4

A GUITAR

32


WILD HAIR

10


FAME/FANS

4








We asked 100 women...
What would you do if your man asked your sister on the phone, "What are you wearing?"
 

95

LEAVE HIM

29

LAUGH

7

CONFRONT HIM/YELL

25


SMACK HIM

21


HANG UP PHONE

13








Tell me what love smells like.
 

94

ROSES/GARDEN/GRASS

51

HEAVEN

2

CHOCOLATE/FOOD

26


COLOGNE

8


FRESH AIR/SUNNY DAY

7








We asked 100 married women...
In your fantasies, you just traded your husband for a brand new what?
 

94

HOUSE/LAND

34

DOG/CAT

2

CAR/R.V.

25


LOVER

22


HOUSEKEEPER

11








You know you're famous if your picture appears where?
 

93

NEWSPAPER/MAG

37

MOST WANTED LIST

4

TV

33


INTERNET/APP

12


BILLBOARD

7








Name something a woman might do if she sees that her Uber driver is her ex-husband.
 

92

CANCEL/NEW RIDE

71

LAUGH

4

TALK/YELL AT

7


1-STAR RATING

6


NO TIP

4








We asked 100 women...
Name an animal your man looks like when he puckers up for a kiss.
 

91

FISH/PUFFER

55

ANTEATER

2

MONKEY/APE

28


DUCK

3


DROOLING DOG

3








At a hotel, name something the maid might clean with the same sponge she uses to clean the toilet.
 

91

SINK/FAUCET

51

DRINKING GLASS

4

TUB/SHOWER

18


COUNTERS/VANITY

13


FLOOR

5








Name something in a strip club a man might like to have in his man cave.
 

91

6 MVP STRIPPERS

41

MUSIC/D.J.

4

STRIPPER POLE

36


NEON/STROBE LIGHTS

5


FULL BAR

5








What does a bride have at the wedding if she thinks she might run from the altar?
 

90

COMFY KICKS

39

BRIDESMAIDS/PALS

4

CAR/KEYS

38


COLD FEET, OF COURSE

5


MONEY

4








Name a famous Tom that a girl would love to go to the prom with.
 

89

TOM CRUISE

42

TOM HOLLAND

4

TOM BRADY

21


TOM HANKS

12


TOM SELLECK

10








Name the game show with the best-dressed contestants.
 

87

FAMILY FEUD

42

THE PRICE IS RIGHT

4

JEOPARDY!

29


LET'S MAKE A DEAL

8


WHEEL OF FORTUNE

4








Name something you'd be surprised to see your boss riding to work.
 

87

HORSE

36

DONKEY/MULE

3

MOTORCYCLE/MOPED

26


BIKE/UNICYCLE

18


THE BUS

4








Name a place a 60-year-old cougar goes to look for a younger guy.
 

85

BAR/CLUB

68

COLLEGE/FRAT PARTY

3

STORE/GAMESTOP

7


GYM

4


ONLINE/TIKTOK

3








Instead of an Easter egg hunt, grandpa makes the kids hunt for his what?
 

85

DENTURES

39

NUTS/FOOD

3

TRIFOCALS

34


VELCRO SHOES/GARB

5


WALLET/NICKELS

4








Name something from childhood that many people save.
 

85

PICS/YEARBOOK

39

CLOTHES/BABY BOOTIES

4

TOYS/TEDDY BEARS

28


BLANKIE

9


BABY TEETH

5








Instead of strip poker, it might be fun to strip while playing what card game?
 

83

UNO

33

SOLITAIRE

6

GO FISH

21


BLACKJACK

16


GIN RUMMY

7








Name a time when you tell your partner, "Be quiet."
 

82

MOVIE/TV TIME

49

ALL. DAY. LONG.

3

CHURCH

12


NAP/BEDTIME

11


SEXY TIME

7








Fill in the blank: Girl ______.
 

82

GIRL POWER

43

"GIRL, BYE!"

3

GIRL TALK

23


GIRLFRIEND

10


GIRLBOSS

3








Living or dead, who would be on a "famous men named Steve" list?
 

82

STEVE HARVEY

42

STEVEN TYLER

4

STEVE MARTIN

18


STEVE JOBS

14


STEVIE WONDER

4








When you get to work, name something you wouldn't want to see on your desk.
 

82

PINK SLIP

33

MY BOSS

4

STACK OF WORK

30


"SEE ME" NOTE

9


RAT/CREATURE

6








Name something you might have on your hands.
 

82

RINGS

25

TOO MUCH TIME

9

DIRT/GREASE

21


LOTION

18


GLOVES

9








Name something a man has that he loves to show off to other men.
 

80

SWEET WHEELS

48

MUSCLES/6-PACK

4

SMOKIN' BABE

16


POWER TOOLS

7


$$$/BANK ACCT.

5








Name something that men seem to enjoy the smell of.
 

78

FOOD/COFFEE

35

CAR/GASOLINE

6

COLOGNE

21


WOMEN

10


WHISKEY/BOOZE

6








Name a food item you'd use to deface your ex's car.
 

77

EGGS

64

MUSTARD

3

TOMATO

4


BOLOGNA SLICES

3


KETCHUP

3








Name an activity that makes you feel alive.
 

76

EXERCISE/SPORTS

47

TRAVELING

4

DANCING

11


NOOKIE

9


MUSIC/CONCERT

5








You'd hate to move to a town with only one what?
 

76

STORE

44

COP

4

BAR

14


RESTAURANT

8


GAS STATION

6








Name a food you should avoid eating on a first date.
 

76

GARLIC

31

FISH

5

ONIONS

19


SPAGHETTI/PASTA

12


BEANS

9








Name a sport that's harder to play on a windy day.
 

73

BADMINTON

18

FRISBEE

10

TENNIS

17


BASEBALL

15


GOLF

13








Fill in the blank: The big ______.
 

72

THE BIG BANG/THEORY

40

THE BIG CHILL

7

THE BIG LEBOWSKI

9


THE BIG KAHUNA

8


THE BIG EASY

8








Name an occupation that might have some explaining to do before they're let into heaven.
 

71

STRIPPER

21

HIT MAN/MAFIA

5

LAWYER

16


HOOKER

16


POLITICIAN

13








If your fairy godmother granted you a single wish, you'd tell her you want to go back to the moment right before you did what?
 

70

MARRIED/SAID YES

40

TOOK JOB

5

SEX/GOT PREGGO

13


LOST MONEY

6


HAD AN ACCIDENT

6








Name something that some people love to be on top of.
 

69

MOUNTAIN/OLD SMOKY

23

FINANCES/STOCKS

7

"THE WORLD"

19


EACH OTHER!

13


NEWS/GOSSIP

7








Name something that you do fast and furiously.
 

68

CLEAN/LAUNDRY

28

TEXT/WRITE

5

DRIVE/MOTORCYCLE

18


CHOW DOWN FOOD

11


SPEND/SHOP

6








Name a question an overprotective dad asks his daughter's date.
 

68

INTENTIONS?

23

HAVE A JOB?

7

HOW OLD?

16


WHEN HOME?

14


WHERE GOING?

8








Name an occasion you'd hate to wake up and realize that you slept right through it.
 

66

WEDDING

23

JOB/PRESENTATION

5

CHRISTMAS

19


BIRTHDAY/WIFE'S

13


GAME/SUPER BOWL

6








Name the perfect occupation for a nosy person.
 

65

DETECTIVE/P.I.

30

BANKER/BROKER

4

REPORTER/COLUMNIST

19


SHRINK/THERAPIST

6


SPY

6








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I must admit, I really enjoy ______ing.
 

65

SHOPPING

21

READING

5

BOINKING

19


EATING

11


SLEEPING

9








Fill in the blank: It's ______ to me.
 

64

NEWS

22

NOTHING

5

GREEK

17


UP

11


NEW

9








Tell me the most important thing you ever forgot.
 

60

A BIRTHDAY

28

PASSWORD/PIN

4

AN ANNIVERSARY

14


MY KEYS

10


PHONE

4








Give me a word that rhymes with "flute."
 

60

TOOT

25

MUTE

6

SHOOT/CHUTE

12


CUTE

11


BRUTE

6








Finish this phrase: I've never been what?
 

57

OUT OF THE U.S.

16

FIRED

8

MARRIED

14


A PARENT/PREGGERS

10


DRUNK

9








Fill in the blank: Johnny ______.
 

57

JOHNNY APPLESEED

15

JOHNNIE WALKER

8

JOHNNY B. GOODE

13


JOHNNY DEPP

12


JOHNNY CASH

9








Give me a word starting with the letter S that you'd use to describe your personality.
 

56

SMART

20

SILLY

6

SWEET

12


SARCASTIC

10


SASSY

8








Name a comedian who makes a lot of money for being funny.
 

56

KEVIN HART

16

CHRIS ROCK

5

STEVE HARVEY

16


JERRY SEINFELD

13


JEFF DUNHAM

6








Name one exact word a man never wants to see in a text from his wife.
 

54

DIVORCE

30

SORRY

3

PREGNANT

11


CHEATED/CHEATER

7


ACCIDENT

3








Tell me a phrase or expression with the word "wild" in it.
 

51

WILD THING

22

WILD CARD

5

WILD CHILD

9


WILD WEST

9


WET AND WILD

6








Name something you wish you were an expert at.
 

51

BUSINESS/FINANCE

18

SPORTS/FITNESS

6

MUSIC/SINGING

13


PAINTING/ART

8


FOREIGN LANGUAGES

6








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