Name something that some people jump into and others ease into.
 

100

POOL/WATER

69

CAR

2

RELATIONSHIP/SEX

22

NEW JOB

2

BED/FURNITURE

3


GOOD BOOK

2








Name something you'd hate to have happen while you're making love in the backyard.
 

100

CAUGHT/BY SPOUSE

61

ROLL IN POOP

2

STORM/HAIL

18

LIGHTS TURN ON

2

ANIMAL/BEE ATTACK

12


SPRINKLERS START

5








Name a word or phrase that describes how eggs are prepared that also describes you.
 

100

SCRAMBLED

47

DEVILED

7

OVER EASY

19

FRIED

2

BOILED/HARD-BOILED

14


SUNNY-SIDE UP

11








Name a musical instrument a person plays that would give them strong, kissable lips.
 

100

TRUMPET

45

TROMBONE

5

TUBA

17

FRENCH HORN

2

FLUTE

16


SAX

15








We asked 100 women...
I'd love to move some of the fat from my belly to my what?
 

100

BOOBS

42

ENEMY'S BODY

3

BADONKADONK

40

LEGS/CALVES

2

SUNKEN FACE

9


TRASH CAN

4








We asked 100 married men...
Name something your wife does in bed that Sleeping Beauty wouldn't have.
 

100

SNORE

40

DROOL

8

WATCH TV

22

STUFF HER FACE

2

READ

19


WEAR SOCKS

9








Name something Steve Harvey and Mr. Clean have in common.
 

99

SHINY BALD HEADS

77

MUSCULAR BUILD

2

THEY'RE MEN

8

THEY'RE CLEAN

2

THEY'RE FAMOUS

7


CUTE/SMILES

3








Instead of leaving her shoe at the ball, today's Cinderella might leave her what?
 

99

PHONE

60

JEWELRY/BRACELET

4

THONG/CLOTHES

23

TESLA/KEYS

2

CARD/NUMBER

6


PURSE/WALLET

4








Name something a baseball player does on the field that would be unacceptable in church.
 

99

SPIT/CHEW

53

TAP/THROW BAT

2

ADJUST/SCRATCH

26

WEAR A HAT

2

CUSS

10


PLAY BALL/SLIDE

6








Give me a word that rhymes with "curdle."
 

99

HURDLE/HURTLE

49

WORDLE

4

GIRDLE

26

FERTILE

3

TURTLE

12


MYRTLE

5








We asked 100 married women...
You wish you could cover your husband from pits to toes in Old Spice Total Body Deodorant after what?
 

99

EXERCISE/SPORTS

34

YARD WORK

12

WHOOPEE

18

CAMPING TRIP

4

WORK

17


HIS SHOWER

14








Name something that would be hard to do if you had just one lip instead of two.
 

99

EAT/DRINK/STRAW

32

PLAY INSTRUMENT

2

KISS

31

SMILE

2

WHISTLE

18


TALK

14








Name something a bank robber does not want to see when he runs into a bank.
 

98

COPS/GUARD

86

HIS SPOUSE/MATE

2

CAMERAS

3

HIS PARENTS

2

NO TELLERS/"BE BACK"

3


COMPETING ROBBER

2








Name something specific you'd need to impersonate Mary Poppins.
 

98

UMBRELLA

78

DRESS/SKIRT

4

BAG

5

SINGING TALENT

2

HAT

5


BRITISH ACCENT

4








Name something a preacher might buy that could make the congregation wonder where all their donations are going.
 

98

CORVETTE

68

PORN

2

MANSION

19

ROLEX

2

YACHT

4


JET

3








Name something a guy does when he walks past a beautiful woman.
 

98

TURNS & GAWKS

68

DOPEY COMMENT

2

WHISTLES

17

WINKS

2

SMILES

6


KEEPS GOING/IGNORES

3








Linda told her man, "Pretend I'm ice cream and cover me with" what?
 

98

CHOCOLATE/HOT FUDGE

62

NUTS

3

WHIPPED CREAM

20

YOUR MOUTH

2

SPRINKLES

7


CARAMEL

4








We asked 100 women...
Name a reason you might not be able to run your fingers through a man's hair.
 

98

HE'S BALD

61

HE DOESN'T WANT IT

3

IT'S TOO SHORT

12

LOTTA DANDRUFF

2

GREASE/PRODUCT

12


MATTED

8








Tell me a kind of flower that a lot of grandmas have as a first name.
 

98

ROSE

58

VIOLET

6

DAISY

13

PETUNIA

3

LILY

12


IRIS

6








We asked 100 married men...
I'm in a twelve-step program. I take twelve steps away from my angry wife when we argue about what?
 

98

MONEY

54

POLITICS

9

CHORES

11

EACH OTHER'S PARENTS

5

SEX

10


BOOZING

9








Name a reason why coworkers would keep moving out of the cubicle next to you.
 

98

I STINK

52

I EAT GROSS FOOD

2

LOUD/CHATTY

32

I'M MESSY

2

I'M RUDE/MEAN

5


THEY GET FIRED

5








We asked 100 married men...
Your wife just asked you to put on something sexy. What do you put on?
 

98

MY UNDIES/A THONG

52

JOCKSTRAP

5

BIRTHDAY SUIT

20

A SEDUCTIVE SMILE

3

HER PANTIES

9


COLOGNE

9








We asked 100 single women...
Your best friend's billionaire boyfriend just hit on you. What do you do?
 

98

TELL BFF

46

BLACKMAIL/TAKE $

5

GO FOR IT!

18

TELL HIM OFF

3

SAY NO/LEAVE

15


MENTION HIS GIRLFRIEND

11








Name something you do with your eyes to flirt with someone.
 

98

WINK

45

OPEN WIDE

2

BAT THEM

38

SQUINT

2

STARE/EYE CONTACT

8


RAISE EYEBROWS

3








At the nursing home, grandma flirts by flashing her what at the men?
 

98

SMILE/3 TEETH

45

EYELASHES

2

TA-TAS/LADY BITS

34

BLOOMERS/LINGERIE

2

LEGS/ANKLES

11


CHECKBOOK

4








When you walk into a hospital, what might you see on the floor that would make you walk back out?
 

98

BLOOD

45

ROACHES/CRITTERS

5

A BODY/AN ARM

27

DIRT/TRASH

3

BARF

12


PEE/POO

6








Name a reason a woman might nickname her blind date "Ronald McDonald."
 

98

RED HAIR

40

HE'S CHEAP

3

CLOWN/GOOFY

29

BIG RED NOSE

3

BIG FEET

16


LOVES McD'S

7








Name something your cheap friends bring to your party.
 

98

LEFTOVERS/CHEAP FOOD

39

WATER/ICE

4

CHEAP LIQUOR

37

PAPER TOWELS

2

CUPS/PAPER PLATES

8


BUPKIS

8








Tell me something that gets squeezed out.
 

98

TOOTHPASTE

38

TOWEL/WASHRAG

3

FRUIT/JUICE

36

SPONGE

2

KETCHUP/CONDIMENT

12


A ZIT

7








Name something G.I. Joe has that Barbie says really turns her on.
 

98

HUNKY BOD

34

KUNG-FU GRIP

4

UNIFORM/HELMET

30

JEEP

2

GUN/GRENADE

22


BEARD

6








Name something a single guy might put on his stinky feet to hide the smell.
 

98

FOOT POWDER/SPRAY

30

LOTION

4

SOCKS/SHOES

23

BAKING SODA

2

COLOGNE/AFTERSHAVE

22


DEODORANT

17








We asked 100 single women...
Tell me a reason you might nickname your blind date "Yoda."
 

98

SHORTY

28

PSYCHIC/SEES FUTURE

4

BIG EARS

27

TURNED GREEN

2

UGLY FACE

22


SMARTY PANTS

15








We asked 100 men...
Money can't buy love, but what can it buy so women are attracted to you?
 

97

SWEET CAR

62

LOOKS/HAIR

3

NICE THREADS

16

EDUCATION

2

COOL CRIB

10


GIFTS FOR THEM

4








Name a reason you might want to get rid of a tattoo.
 

97

EX'S NAME/FACE

60

GOT FLABBY/WRINKLY

5

I MATURED/TACKY

11

FOR WORK

5

UGLY/BAD ART

10


MISSPELLED

6








We asked 100 women...
What's the first thing you notice about a man when he enters a room?
 

97

FACE/EYES/SMILE

59

HIS HAIR

4

TALL/GREAT BOD

21

HIS SCENT/STENCH

2

HIS CLOTHES

6


HIS POSTURE/WALK

5








Tell me a way that a mafia hit man might dispose of his victims.
 

97

RIVER/OCEAN

58

BURY THEM

6

BARREL/OF ACID

14

BONFIRE/BURN

3

GRIND 'EM UP

9


IN CEMENT

7








Name something you do in a regular pool that would be weird to do in a kid's inflatable pool.
 

97

SWIM/DO LAPS

50

SKINNY-DIP

3

DIVE/JUMP

32

HANDSTANDS

2

PEE

6


FLOAT

4








Tell me a reason Mrs. Claus's mom told her she might regret marrying Santa.
 

97

SCHEDULE/HOURS

49

TOYS ALL OVER

4

JELLY BELLY

19

TACKY DRESSER

2

NORTH POLE!

15


HANGS W/ ELVES

8








Name something you might order a cake in the shape of for a cowboy's birthday.
 

97

HAT

47

SADDLE

2

BOOT

28

TEXAS

2

HORSE

14


COW/BULL

4








Name something that might go wrong while hand-feeding your lover pieces of grapefruit.
 

97

JUICE/IN EYE

41

ALLERGIC REACTION

2

GET BITTEN

25

SPIT IT OUT

2

THEY CHOKE

23


I DROP IT

4








We asked 100 married women...
What would you do if you found out your husband had a side job as a stripper?
 

97

GO WATCH!

40

NADA/"OH WELL"

3

LAUGH

22

"PERFORM FOR ME!"

2

DIVORCE HIM

15


TAKE HIS TIPS/SHOP

15








If a baby had a credit card, name something they'd use it to buy.
 

97

FOOD/MILK

37

BOOB JOB FOR MOM

2

TOYS/RATTLE

33

HIPPER CLOTHES

2

DIAPERS

14


PACIFIER

9








Name something a lazy single dad might use if he runs out of diapers.
 

96

TOWEL/DISH TOWEL

59

NEWSPAPER

2

PAPER TOWELS

17

NAPKINS

2

OLD SHIRT

14


TOILET PAPER

2








Name something about his wife a comedian had better not make fun of during his act.
 

96

HER WEIGHT/FIGURE

59

HER PERSONALITY

3

HER FACE/3 TEETH

16

HER MOM

3

HER LOVEMAKING

12


HER HAIR

3








Fill in the blank: You should never show up to a funeral ______.
 

96

DRUNK

57

LATE

5

NAKED

18

STONED

2

HAPPY/LAUGHING

8


WEARING WHITE

6








When a magician proposes, he might pull an engagement ring out of his girlfriend's what?
 

96

EAR

56

HAIR

3

CLOTHES/BRA

20

FOOD

3

PURSE/WALLET

10


HAND

4








Name something you'd hate to have to brush with a toilet brush.
 

96

MY TEETH

54

KITCHEN SINK

2

MY HAIR

28

MY DOG

2

MY FILTHY TOILET

6


SHOWER/TUB

4








Name something of yours that you wish were better looking.
 

96

BODY

50

JACKED TEETH

3

BEASTLY FACE

30

TRASHY HOUSE

2

HAIR

6


MATE/UGLY HUBBY

5








Tell me a reason a house burglar might say he had a bad day.
 

96

CAUGHT/ARRESTED

47

EVERYONE WAS HOME

5

NO LOOT

20

GOT SHOT

4

DOG BITE

15


SET OFF ALARM/CAM

5








Name something that could make a funeral more fun than usual.
 

96

MUSIC/DANCING

44

JOKES/CLOWNS

4

OPEN BAR

29

BALLOON DROP

2

GAMES/POP GOES WEASEL

11


HOME MOVIES

6








Name something the Jolly Green Giant has nightmares about a woman doing to his niblets.
 

96

EAT/BITING 'EM

44

STICK FORK IN

2

CUT/CHOPPING 'EM

24

WASTING 'EM

2

MASHING 'EM

13


COOKING 'EM

11








We asked 100 single men...
Your friends might call you desperate if you start hitting on women where?
 

96

CHURCH

43

BAR

5

GROCERY STORE

25

FUNERAL

2

NURSING HOME

14


LAUNDROMAT

7








Name something that's on every teenager's Christmas wish list.
 

96

PHONE

42

CLOTHES

2

MOOLAH

22

EARBUDS

2

GAME SYSTEM

16


CAR

12








A man might call his mate "honey bunny" because she does what like a rabbit?
 

96

SHAGS/MULTIPLIES

38

KISSES

4

NIBBLES/LETTUCE

27

WIGGLES NOSE

3

HOPS/RUNS

17


SNUGGLES

7








Name a place you go where a stranger sees you naked.
 

96

DOC/HOSPITAL

32

TANNING SALON

4

GYM LOCKERS

23

POOL/POOL SHOWER

3

NUDE BEACH/CAMP

18


SPA/SAUNA

16








Name something people stick their noses in.
 

95

MY BIZNESS/MARRIAGE

74

THE FRIDGE

2

FLOWERS

10

BOD/THEIR ARMPITS

2

TISSUE

5


SCENTED CANDLES

2








Name something you'd have to get used to if you were a penguin.
 

95

THE COLD

58

HEAT/GLOBAL WARMING

5

WADDLE/WALK A LOT

16

SWIMMING/WATER

3

EAT'G LIVE FISH

8


BLACK & WHITE TUX

5








We asked 100 single men...
Your new girlfriend has the best body and the worst breath. What do you do?
 

95

MOUTHWASH/MINT

54

LIVE WITH/ENJOY

7

BREAK UP

13

NEVER KISS HER

6

HOLD NOSE

8


TELL HER

7








We asked 100 married women...
Tell me something you'd love your husband to say to you without any prompting.
 

95

I LOVE YOU

43

TAKE YOU SHOPPING?

4

LOOKIN' GOOD

32

OUT TO DINNER/MOVIE?

3

I APPRECIATE YOU

9


I'LL CLEAN/VACUUM

4








A cop pulls you over for speeding. What's an excuse you give to get out of a ticket?
 

95

EMERGENCY/HOSPITAL

40

GAS PEDAL STUCK

2

GOTTA POTTY

29

DATE NIGHT/ANNIV.

2

DIDN'T REALIZE

15


LATE FOR WORK

7








Tell me something it might be harder to do if you had a teeny-weeny nose.
 

95

SMELL

27

PIERCE IT

8

WEAR GLASSES

19

SNEEZE

3

BREATHE/SNORE

19


PICK/BLOW IT

19








We asked 100 married women...
Name a hand-me-down you don't want from your mother-in-law.
 

94

CLOTHES/PANTIES

83

FURNITURE/MATTRESS

2

JEWELRY

3

HER HUSBAND

2

WIG

2


BLANKETS/SHEETS

2








We asked 100 women...
Name a reason you might suspect your man is turning into the Wolf Man.
 

94

EXTRA HAIRY/SHEDS

73

START'G TO BITE

2

HOWLS AT MOON

11

RIPPED CLOTHING

2

HAS CLAWS

3


GROW'G FANGS

3








Name something Tom Cruise and Tom Brady have in common.
 

94

FIRST NAMES

65

MALES

5

RICHER THAN RICH

8

ANNOYING!

3

FAMOUS

7


HOTTIES

6








If a brawl broke out at a nursing home, what might one of the nurses get hit by?
 

94

CANE/WALKER

59

A PATIENT

3

BEDPAN

17

WHEELCHAIR

3

DENTURES

9


DIAPER

3








Name something you'd be surprised adult twins shared with each other.
 

94

BOOS/DATES

59

FOOD/GUM

3

CLOTHES

13

BATHS

2

TOOTHBRUSH

9


BED/BEDROOM

8








If the Statue of Liberty was feeling sexy, what might she wear instead of a robe?
 

94

BIKINI

57

CAPE

2

TEDDY/NIGHTIE

14

SHORT SHORTS

2

G-STRING/PANTIES

12


MINISKIRT/DRESS

7








Name something a woman would wear to the club on Saturday night that she wouldn't wear to church on Sunday.
 

94

SLINKY DRESS/SKIRT

55

TIGHT JEANS/PANTS

3

REVEALING TOP

18

DAISY DUKES

2

HIGH HEELS

11


STOCKINGS/FISHNET

5








Name something you might be doing in a booth.
 

94

KISSING

36

PHONE CALL

5

EATING

29

VOTING

3

TAKING PHOTOS

15


BUY/SELLING STUFF

6








Name someone a lonely woman might hire to work at her house because he's a nudist.
 

94

HANDYMAN/PLUMBER

35

PAINTER

7

POOL/CABANA BOY

23

COOK

2

GARDENER

14


HOUSEKEEPER

13








Name the biggest gripe you have about your doctor.
 

94

WAITING TIME

34

COLD HANDS

4

THE BILL

30

INCOMPETENT

3

RUSHES ME

12


RUDE/DOESN'T LISTEN

11








Name a ball a wife might throw at her husband's head if he watches sports all day on TV.
 

94

BASEBALL

32

GOLF BALL

7

FOOTBALL

30

BOWLING BALL

6

BASKETBALL

10


TENNIS BALL

9








Name something a magician might be embarrassed to admit that he gambled away in a poker game.
 

94

RABBIT

31

HIS BOO/ASSISTANT

5

MAGIC WAND

28

TRICKS/SECRETS

4

HAT/OUTFIT

19


$/MAGIC COIN

7








We asked 100 married women...
Name something you wish you could tell your husband, but you're afraid it would end your marriage.
 

94

LAME-O-LOVER

26

LOSE THAT GUT

9

WE'RE BROKE/I SPENT IT

22

I HATE YOUR MOM

6

I CHEATED

20


YOU'RE A JERK

11








Name a female singer whose concerts sell out within hours after tickets go on sale.
 

93

TAYLOR SWIFT

81

CHER

2

BEYONCE

4

LADY GAGA

2

ADELE

2


CELINE DION

2








Name somewhere it's inappropriate to play the explicit version of a song.
 

93

CHURCH

67

WEDDING

3

SCHOOL/KINDERGARTEN

12

DAYCARE

2

FUNERAL

5


PARK/PLAYGROUND

4








We asked 100 men...
Name something your partner will never do as well as your mom.
 

93

COOK

63

HUG ME

2

CLEAN/LAUNDRY

21

LOVE ME

2

YELL/LECTURE

3


SEW

2








Name something done to a carpet that a bald guy might do to his toupee.
 

93

CLEAN/SHAMPOO

61

THROW IT AWAY

4

BRUSH/COMB

11

FLUFF IT

2

VACUUM

10


GLUE/TAPE IT

5








The party went from average to epic when Bob arrived with what?
 

93

BOOZE/BEER BONG

48

CELEB/SAM L. JACKSON

6

DRUGS/POT

14

FOOD

5

STRIPPERS

10


MUSIC/A BAND

10








Judge Judy would smack you with her gavel if you made fun of her what?
 

93

HER HAIR

44

HER AGE

5

VOICE/LAUGH

23

ROBE/COLLAR

4

'TUDE/COMMENTS

11


HER HEIGHT

6








Name somebody you pay to work on your body.
 

93

MASSEUSE

41

TATTOO ARTIST

5

DOC/DENTIST

29

FITNESS TRAINER

4

HAIRSTYLIST

8


CHIROPRACTOR

6








If the word of God is number one for you, whose word is number two?
 

93

PARENTS'

41

SATAN'S

3

MINE

22

MY CHILD'S

2

MY HONEY'S

22


CLERGY'S

3








We asked 100 men...
Name someone who shows up naked in your dream that turns into a nightmare.
 

93

EVIL EX

37

SISTER

7

MOTHER-IN-LAW

18

SPOUSE!

7

PARENTS

13


BOSS

11








Name a specific job in which you'd be exposed to a lot of germs.
 

93

NURSE

35

LAB TECH

2

DOCTOR

33

TEACHER

2

JANITOR/HOUSEKEEPER

11


TRASH COLLECTOR

10








Name a city where there might be more strippers than ballet dancers.
 

92

LAS VEGAS

77

RENO

2

MIAMI

7

TAMPA

2

ATLANTA

2


ATLANTIC CITY

2








When Jane wants to let Tarzan know she's in the mood for love, she makes a noise like what animal?
 

92

"CHEETA"/MONKEY

59

BIRD

3

KITTY CAT

14

ELEPHANT

2

TIGER

11


LION

3








Give me a boy's name that starts with M.
 

92

MIKE/MICHAEL

55

MAVERICK

2

MATT/MATTHEW

18

MALCOLM

2

MARK/MARCUS

13


MASON

2








Fill in the blank: Your dog must wonder, "How come no one else in the family has a ______ like me?"
 

92

TAIL

54

BED

4

CUTE FACE/NOSE

13

BARK

4

COLLAR & LEASH

10


BOWL

7








Name something a coworker puts on your desk when they don't like you.
 

92

MORE WORK

52

CRITTER/RAT

6

TRASH

14

NOTE/"YOU'RE FIRED!"

5

POOP

9


DEAD PLANT

6








Name a hygiene product a wife might hand her husband and say, "Hint, hint."
 

92

DEODORANT

51

COLOGNE

4

TOOTHBRUSH/PASTE

19

TOILET PAPER

4

SOAP/SHAMPOO

8


CONDOM

6








Name something a zookeeper might find in the kangaroo's pouch that could make him think the animals were planning an escape.
 

92

KEYS

44

MAP

3

WIRE CUTTER/TOOLS

30

FOOD STASH

2

WEAPON

7


ROPE

6








God might have made a mistake because he created what?
 

92

PEOPLE/POLITICIANS

41

THE PLATYPUS

2

BUGS

36

TAXES

2

SNAKES

8


SATAN

3








Give me a word or expression that contains the word "drag."
 

92

DRAG QUEEN

40

DRAGON

5

DRAG RACE

28

DRAG STRIP

2

DRAGNET

10


WHAT A.../IT'S A DRAG

7








Name something specific Mrs. Peanut might threaten to do to Mr. Peanut when she gets angry.
 

92

CRACK/CHOP HIM

37

BREAK HIS MONOCLE

3

GRIND/PEANUT BUTTER

23

ERASE HIS FACE

2

ROAST/BOIL HIM

16


EAT HIM

11








Grandma is a mover and shaker because when she moves, what shakes?
 

92

HER BOOTY

28

HER BELLY

13

ARMS/BAT WINGS

16

THE HOUSE/FLOOR

5

HEAVEN & EARTH

15


HER BOOBS

15








Name a city where it's easier to walk than drive.
 

91

NEW YORK CITY

74

PARIS

2

CHICAGO

6

EMERALD CITY/OZ

2

LAS VEGAS

4


SAN FRANCISCO

3








Name an L word you might call your boss behind his back.
 

91

LOSER

65

LOUD

2

LAME

8

LOVE/LOVER

2

LAZY

8


LIAR

6








Having big lips is an advantage when you're doing what?
 

91

KISSING

57

BOBBING 4 APPLES

3

EAT/DRINKING

17

APPLYING LIPSTICK

3

TRUMPET/HORN

8


POUTING/SMILING

3








Fill in the blank: White as ______.
 

91

WHITE AS SNOW

46

WHITE AS HELL

2

WHITE AS RICE

22

WHITE AS BREAD

2

WHITE AS A GHOST

13


WHITE AS A SHEET

6








A wife might not let her husband or the dog in bed for the same reason: they both do what?
 

91

STINK/FART

44

CUDDLE

3

SNORE

23

HUMP/EVERYONE!

3

HOG BED

10


MOVE/KICK

8








We asked 100 married women...
Tell me a reason it might be nicer to be married to a robot than a man.
 

91

OBEYS/NO BACK TALK

35

WON'T LIE

5

COOKS & CLEANS

28

LOGICAL/SMART

4

OFF BUTTON

13


NO SEX

6








Name a female country singer known by just her first name.
 

91

REBA

34

LORETTA

4

DOLLY

30

WYNONNA

3

SHANIA

16


JEWEL

4








Name an occupation in which you might have to break up a fight.
 

91

BOUNCER

30

BARTENDER

5

REFEREE

25

TEACHER/PRINCIPAL

4

PO-PO

22


SECURITY GUARD

5








Name something of yours that looks like it was hit with an ugly stick.
 

90

ME/MY FACE

55

MY CLOTHES/SHOES

6

MOTHER-IN-LAW

10

MY FURNITURE

4

MY BAE

8


MY CAR

7








We asked 100 men...
I don't want to rest in peace -- I want to be buried next to what to watch the action?
 

90

SPORTS VENUE/GOLF

52

STRIP JOINT

3

A TV

20

CASINO/VEGAS

2

BAR/CLUB

8


MY WIFE/MATE

5








Name a sound that ruins a moment of romance.
 

90

2-TOOT-SALUTE

45

DOOR/"FBI! OPEN UP!"

5

KIDS/CRYING

17

PHONE

3

BURP

12


HORN/SIREN

8








Name a lie a woman tells a guy after a bad first date so he stops calling.
 

90

TAKEN/BACK WITH EX

40

SO BUSY/WORK

7

DISEASE/DYING

18

I'M PREGNANT

6

PREFER LADIES

10


MOVING

9








We asked 100 men...
Your mate searches for what on the internet that makes you think you're going to be a father?
 

90

BABY CLOTHES

32

PARENT'G BOOK/INFO

6

CRIB/BABY FURNITURE

27

CHILD NAMES

3

DIAPERS

12


PREGNANCY TEST

10








A store selling what might be really popular in hell?
 

89

ICE/COLD WATER

52

ICE CREAM/POPSICLES

5

AC/FANS

19

CUTE RED CLOTHES

2

DRUGS/CBD

6


BOOZE/FIREBALL

5








Name an animal starting with the letter S that would make a terrible pet.
 

89

SNAKE

42

SNAIL

5

SKUNK

19

SCORPION

4

SHARK

11


SLOTH

8








Name something you might put in your evil ex's shampoo.
 

88

NAIR

39

GLUE

5

BLEACH/DYE

29

WATER

3

PEE

6


CONDIMENTS/SPICES

6








Name something Steve Harvey and The Rock have in common.
 

88

BALD

39

TALL & HUNKY

9

BATHE IN MONEY

12

FAMOUS

6

THEY'RE BLACK

12


FINE FACES/SMILES

10








Name a place where it's inappropriate to be rolling on the floor laughing.
 

88

CHURCH

38

BATHROOM/AT REST STOP

4

FUNERAL/CEMETERY

23

STORE/CHANEL

3

WORK

14


HOSPITAL/DOC

6








Fill in the blank: ______ bells.
 

88

JINGLE BELLS

32

CHURCH BELLS

9

HELL'S BELLS

18

CHRISTMAS BELLS

5

SILVER BELLS

14


WEDDING BELLS

10








We asked 100 women...
Tell me a reason your BFF might tell you she loves dating Italian men.
 

88

SEXIER!

25

BETTER LOVERS

11

THAT ACCENT! YUM!

25

THICK DARK HAIR6

3

ROMANTIC

12


GOOD FOOD!

12








Name something a castle might have that would be weird if your house had it.
 

87

MOAT/DRAWBRIDGE

61

KNIGHTS/GUARDS

2

TORTURE DUNGEON

10

PET DRAGON

2

TURRET/TOWER

9


NO PLUMBING/A WELL

3








Name the worst place to find a fresh wad of chewing gum.
 

87

CHAIR/SEAT

32

TABLE

5

SHOE

24

TOILET

4

HAIR

17


CLOTHES/BUTT

5








If your family is stressing you out, what might you buy yourself for Christmas?
 

87

BOOZE

26

CHOCOLATE/CANDY

6

EARPHONES/PLUGS

23

MEDS/WEED

3

VACATION

15


SPA DAY/MASSAGE

14








Name someone in your life that, however tempting, it would be a big no-no to start a romantic relationship with.
 

87

BOSS/COWORKER

25

BEST FRIEND'S MATE

8

BEST FRIEND

24

NEIGHBOR

6

MY EX

14


SIS/BRO-IN-LAW

9








If dogs knew how to use Google, what might they search for the most?
 

86

BONES/FOOD

59

DOG PARKS

4

WHERE DA CATS

10

DOG PICS

4

TOY DELIVERY

5


PEE SPOTS/HYDRANTS

4








Name a specific moment you suck in your gut.
 

86

PHOTOS

36

DOCTOR'S OFFICE

4

DRESS'G/SKINNY JEANS

21

IN THE MIRROR

4

SEE A CUTIE!

15


WEDDING

6








They call Batman by shining a symbol of a bat in the sky. What symbol would they shine to summon Steve Harvey?
 

86

MUSTACHE

36

A FINE SUIT

5

DOLLAR SIGN

18

FAMILY FEUD LOGO

3

SMILE/WHITE TEETH

13


BALD HEAD

11








A woman probably should not do what when she's nine months pregnant?
 

85

SPORTS/BUNGEE JUMP

43

DANCE/TWERK

3

DRINK/BAR HOP

23

FLY/TRAVEL

3

SMOKE

7


SEX

6








Name something a woman might want to be buried with in case she needs it in the afterlife.
 

85

CASH/PURSE

35

CUTE OUTFIT

8

PHONE

14

VIBRATOR

3

JEWELRY

13


MAKEUP

12








Eve told Adam, "I'm just glad God made me from your rib and not your" what?
 

85

BUTT

27

EAR

5

PEA-BRAIN

22

UGLY MUG/NOSE

4

DING-A-LING

15


FOOT/TOENAIL

12








Tell me something people know about Prince Harry.
 

84

MARRIED TO MEGHAN

31

HOTTIE!

4

DIANA'S SON

21

BALDING

3

REDHEAD

16


HE'S A PRINCE...DUH

9








Name something your parents used to tell you that you should be grateful to have.
 

83

FOOD/BROCCOLI

35

CLOTHES/UGLY LOAFERS

4

A HOME

25

ANNOYING SIBLING

4

THEM

11


BRAINS/SENSE

4








If people laid eggs, name a specific place that you'd hate to be when one pops out of you.
 

83

WORK/INTERVIEW

25

CAR/TAXI

8

STORE/MALL

18

RESTAURANT/ON DATE

4

CHURCH

16


BATHROOM/TOILET

12








Fill in the blank: My ______ should win an Oscar because they are such a drama queen.
 

83

CHILD/TEEN

25

FRIEND

8

SPOUSE/PARTNER

18

DOG/PET

8

SIBLING

15


BOSS/COWORKER

9








Fill in the blank: You'd probably get kicked off of a jury if you ______ed during the trial.
 

82

SLEPT/SNORED

36

PUKED

4

TALKED/YELLED

24

PICS/LIVE-STREAMED

3

FARTED

8


LAUGHED

7








Fill in the blank: If Satan were a woman, she'd make the men in hell wear ______ all day.
 

82

STILETTOS

34

WINTER COATS/SWEATERS

7

THONGS/PANTIES

15

SPEEDOS

3

BRAS

13


SUITS/TIES

10








Name something a thin supermodel might have that's fat.
 

82

BANK ACCOUNT

25

BURGER/FOOD

9

LIPS

16

EGO

7

PEACH BOOTY

13


PET

12








Name a B word that describes your belly.
 

81

BIG

45

BULGING

5

BLOATED

13

BLUBBERY

3

BEAUTIFUL

8


BOUNCY

7








Fill in the blank: I want to live in a mansion so big, it has its own ______.
 

81

ZIP/AREA CODE

43

MALL/STORE

4

WATER PARK

20

MOVIE THEATER

3

GUEST HOUSE

7


HELIPAD/PLANE

4








If a baby could talk while it was still in the womb, tell me a question it might ask its mom.
 

81

WHEN DO I GET OUT?

31

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

4

WHAT ARE WE EATING?

29

WHERE AM I?

4

WHAT'S MY NAME?

8


WHO ARE YOU?

5








Name something you're tempted to do when you notice a stranger staring at you.
 

81

STARE RIGHT BACK

24

TURN AWAY

9

SMILE/LAUGH

14

MAKE FACE/TONGUE OUT

8

WAVE

13


CONFRONT/ASK

13








Tell me an S word that describes how you feel after smoking pot.
 

80

SLEEPY

27

SERENE

3

STONED

24

SMOOTH

3

SILLY

15


STUPID/STUPEFIED

8








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I must admit, I ______ too much.
 

80

SHOP/SPEND

21

WORRY

12

DRINK2

16

CRY

4

EAT

14


TALK

13








Name a famous captain.
 

80

CAP'N CRUNCH

20

CAPTAIN KANGAROO

10

CAPTAIN HOOK

17

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

8

CAPTAIN AMERICA

15


CAPTAIN KIRK

10








Name something a bride might ride down the aisle to make a big entrance.
 

78

HORSE

43

BIKE/UNICYCLE

5

MOTORCYCLE

14

ELEPHANT

4

CAR/JEEP

7


STAND-UP SCOOTER

5








You get to experience a little heaven on earth whenever you have a good what?
 

76

MEAL/FOOD

38

WINE/DRINK

5

SHAG

14

DOODY

5

MASSAGE

8


NAP/SLEEP

6








Name something outside your house that you'd hate to get inside your house.
 

74

BUGS/SPIDER

36

DIRT/MUD

6

SNAKE

9

RACCOON

6

MOUSE/RAT

9


SKUNK

8








Name an occupation in which all eyes are on your hands.
 

74

SURGEON/DENTIST

23

CASINO/CARD DEALER

7

HAND MODEL

19

SIGN LANG. TRANSLATOR

5

MANICURIST

13


MAGICIAN

7








Name an occupation that you'd never want to hear say, "Oh no -- this is not good."
 

72

DOCTOR/DENTIST

55

POLITICIAN

3

PLUMBER

6

PILOT

2

NUCLEAR ENGINEER

3


COOK/CHEF

3








Name an animal you might compare a date's French kissing to.
 

72

SLOBBERY DOG

40

FROG

5

FISH

8

GIRAFFE

4

SNAKE

8


LIZARD

7








Name something you should never, ever do in the middle of a job interview.
 

72

FART

33

GO TO BATHROOM

3

USE PHONE/TEXT

12

LIGHT UP A CIG

3

PICK NOSE

11


CUSS/YELL

10








Name a female singer who would intimidate most men she dates.
 

72

TAYLOR SWIFT

30

MADONNA

7

BEYONCE

11

PINK

6

CHER

9


JENNIFER LOPEZ

9








A kid in a candy store behaves the same as a grown man in a where?
 

71

STRIP JOINT

21

BROTHEL

6

SPORTING GOODS STORE

14

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

5

CAR LOT/SHOW

13


HARDWARE STORE

12








If a woman asked a man to fill out a date application, what question might be on it?
 

70

INCOME/JOB?

26

HAVE/WANT KIDS?

7

YOU SINGLE?

16

HEIGHT & WEIGHT?

4

PERV/MAN-HO?

9


AGE/NEAR DEATH?

8








Susan got fired from the choir because her singing sounds like what animal?
 

70

BIRD/SCREECH OWL

24

MONKEY/APE

6

CAT IN HEAT

15

WHALE/ORCA

4

HYENA

14


DONKEY

7








Name something that goes down.
 

69

ELEVATOR

27

MY MEAL/DRINK

4

THE SUN

23

SUBMARINE

4

TEMPERATURE

6


RAIN

5








Name something that would be harder to do if you had a neck like a giraffe.
 

69

DRIVE

19

SLEEP

7

GETTING DRESSED/CLOTHING

16

KISS

6

EAT/DRINK

11


ENTER DOOR/HOUSE

10








Name something you might admit to your dog because you know he can't tell anyone.
 

67

AFFAIR/LOVE LIFE

41

I FARTED

4

WHO I HATE

8

MY WEIGHT

4

I'M SAD

5


CRIMINAL/ROBBED BANK

5








Grandma's 40-year-old lower back butterfly tattoo now looks like what kind of insect?
 

67

MOTH

24

DRAGONFLY

6

CATERPILLAR

15

BEETLE

6

FLY

8


SPIDER

8








Instead of a bottle, the people at a wild party might play a game of spin the what?
 

65

PERSON/DRUNK

19

CELL PHONE

9

VIBRATOR

12

GLASS/SHOT GLASS

6

ANIMAL/CAT

10


CAN

9








Name a dirty job that they should just let workers do in the nude.
 

61

CONSTRUCTION

21

PAINTING

7

CLEANING POOLS

11

SEWER WORKER

7

WASHING CARS

8


HOUSE CLEANING

7








Fill in the blank: ______ love.
 

58

PUPPY LOVE

30

UNDYING LOVE

5

TRUELOVE

7

MAD LOVE

5

FIRST LOVE

6


MY LOVE

5








Name something you probably do 100 times a day.
 

58

BLINK

21

TALK/SWEAR

5

BREATHE

12

FART

4

CHECK PHONE/APPS

10


WALK/STEP

6








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I wish they made a pill for men that would make them what?
 

58

KIND/SENSITIVE

18

CHILL OUT/CALM

6

CLEAN/DO DISHES

15

ROMANTIC

5

HONEST

8


SMARTER

6








You just won a fully furnished mansion in the city of your choice. What's your choice?
 

54

NEW YORK CITY

21

PARIS

4

NASHVILLE

11

MIAMI

3

LA/BEV. HILLS

11


LONDON

4








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