"Family Feud" surveys | Season 26

A husband wouldn't like his wife bringing her work husband where?

100

HOME/TO BED	81	CHURCH	2
HOTEL/VACAY	6	PARTY/HUBBY'S B-DAY	2
RESTAURANT/NOBU	4	STORE/LINGERIE SHOP	2
BAR/CLUB	3

We asked 100 married women...
Name a reason your husband takes you to the store and says "Get whatever you want."

100

FEELS GUILTY/I'M MAD	55	HE'S DYING	5
MY BIRTHDAY	17	AT DOLLAR STORE	3
LOVES ME	10	NEW JOB/PAYDAY	2
ANNIVERSARY	8

We asked 100 married women...
Name something nobody wants to see your husband doing shirtless.

100

YARD WORK	52	DANCING	5
WALK'G/EXERCISE	19	POSING	2
WASHING CAR	12	ANYTHING! YUCK!	2
COOK/EATING	8

Name a place you'd hate to discover a two-way mirror.

100

BATHROOM	51	HOTEL ROOM	4
DRESSING ROOM	31	AT WORK	2
DOCTOR'S OFFICE	5	MY BEDROOM	2
GYM/LOCKER ROOM	5

We asked 100 men...
You're getting married in the morning. Tell me what you're doing tonight.

100

PARTY/BOOZING	50	DINNER/WITH FAM	5
SLEEPING	22	PRAYING	4
SEX/WITH EVERYONE	10	QUESTIONING DECISION	3
RUNNING AWAY	6

We asked 100 single men...
Tell me the last person who has seen your bare bottom.

100

PARTNER/HOOKUP	47	MY BUDDY	7
DOCTOR	15	ME	6
MOM	11	MASSEUSE	3
EX	11

We asked 100 married women...
What would you do if you caught your husband under the mistletoe with someone else?

LEAVE/DIVORCE	58	DIRTY LOOK/STARE	4
SLAP 'EM BOTH	17	LAUGH/BE GLAD	3
YELL	8	PUSH 'EM APART	3
KISS A GUY	6

Name a reason you might compare your lover to a blanket.

WARM/MAKES ME HOT	56	ON TOP OF ME	2
SOFT/CUDDLY	24	FLAT/NO FIGURE	2
LIFELESS/LIES THERE	8	FUZZY	2
GIVES COMFORT	5

We asked 100 women...
It's perfectly fine to date a younger man, especially if he has what?

MONEY/GOOD JOB	55	MANNERS/RESPECT	4
HOT BODY	19	GOOD HEART	2
HUMOR/PERSONALITY	9	AN OLD SOUL	2
DREAMY FACE	8

Name something a kid does to convince mom and dad they're too sick for school.

COUGH	46	SNEEZE/BLOW NOSE	3
PUKE/GAG SELF	25	STOMACHACHE	3
FAKE FEVER	12	STAY IN BED	3
CRY/MOAN	7

At the restaurant in hell, you won't just find a fly in your soup, you'll also find one in your what?

DRINK/OTHER FOOD	45	EYE	6
MOUTH/TEETH	29	BUTT	4
NOSE	7	HAIR	2
EAR	6

We asked 100 men...
You love a naked woman just as long as it isn't your who?

MOM	44	GRANDMA	4
MOTHER-IN-LAW	27	DAUGHTER	3
SISTER	15	EX	2
WIFE	4

If Batman got married, name something his wife might tell him he has to get rid of.

COSTUME	42	JOB/LATE NIGHT CALLS	4
CLINGY ROBIN	25	BABES/CATWOMAN	3
BATMOBILE	16	WEAPONS	2
BATCAVE	7

We asked 100 women...
What do you get on your wedding day that you throw away on your divorce day?

DRESS/CLOTHES	34	CORSAGE/FLOWERS	5
RING	30	GIFTS/HIS & HERS	4
PICS/ALBUM	15	HUSBAND	3
MARRIAGE LICENSE	8

Name someone you'd be surprised just lit up a joint.

PARENTS	34	SPOUSE	5
CLERGY/SISTER ETHEL	24	CELEB/OPRAH	5
POLITICIAN/PREZ	20	DOCTOR	4
GRANDPARENTS	7

We asked 100 women...
You know there's been a man in your house if you can smell what?

BAD COLOGNE	33	CIGARS/TOBACCO	4
SWEATY PITS/FEET	32	BURNT FOOD/OLD PIZZA	4
BEER	15	GASOLINE/OIL	2
FARTS	9

If a wife is studying to be a doctor, what might she practice doing on her husband?

EXAM/DIAGNOSIS	75	CONVO/BAD NEWS	3
CPR/MOUTH-TO-MOUTH	8	SURGERY/AMPUTATE	2
SHOT/NEEDLES	5	BANDAGING	2
STITCHES	3

Steve Harvey likes the color of his suit to match the color of his what?

SHOES/OTHER CLOTHES	73	MONEY/WALLET	3
EYES	10	MOOD/AURA	2
HEAD/SKIN	5	WATCH	2
CAR	3

You hope a restaurant chef doesn't do what while he's making your food?

SNEEZE/COUGH	70	SWEAT	2
SPIT	15	SMOKE PROFUSELY	2
PICK/BLOW NOSE	4	GO TO BATHROOM	2
GET SICK/PUKE	3

If a wife says "A little bird told me my husband is cheating," who might the little bird be?

FRIEND	69	HER KID	2
NOSY NEIGHBOR	13	THE P.I.	2
THE MISTRESS	6	HER PARROT	2
HER SISTER	4

Name an occasion that a wife might put on her rarely worn sexy lingerie.

ANNIVERSARY	55	WEDDING NIGHT	3
BIRTHDAY	17	CHEATING W/ A STUD!	2
VALENTINE'S DAY	15	VACATION	2
DATE NIGHT	4

Name something your mother used to do when you talked back.

SPANK ME	55	YELL/CUSS OUT	8
TIME OUT/GO TO ROOM	11	DEATH STARE	2
GROUND ME	10	TELL DAD	2
SOAP IN MOUTH	10

Tell me something that's not food that people chew.

GUM	54	CIGAR	2
TOBACCO/DIP	19	GRASS/HAY	2
FINGERNAIL/TOENAIL	16	PEN/PENCIL	2
TOOTHPICK	3

Name a stand-up comic's worst fear when they're onstage.

NO LAUGHS/SILENCE	54	STAGE FRIGHT	6
HECKLERS	13	CROWD THROWS STUFF	3
FORGET/BOTCH JOKE	11	SLAPPED/WILL SMITH	2
GET BOOED	9

We asked 100 married women...
When kids misbehave, you take away their allowance. When your husband misbehaves, you take away what?

SEXY TIME	48	TV TIME	4
HIS FOOD	15	HOUSE KEYS	3
HIS ALLOWANCE	15	HIS CAR	2
HIS BEER	11

Name something about someone's lips that can be a real turnoff.

CHAPPED	46	DIRTY/WHITE GUNK	4
TOO BIG/FILLERS	26	POUTY/PURSED	3
OOZING SORES	9	PIERCED	3
TOO THIN	7

Fill in the blank: Grandma said, "Every time grandpa ______s, his dentures pop out."

SNEEZES/COUGHS	43	EATS	3
LAUGHS/SMILES	27	SINGS/HITS HIGH NOTE	2
BURPS	11	TALKS	2
CUTS THE CHEESE	10

If a witch and a wizard got divorced, she might complain that he got the what?

WAND	43	CRYSTAL BALL	3
GOOD SPELLS/POTIONS	18	CASTLE	2
BROOM	17	HAT	2
CAULDRON	13

Susan said, "That's it -- not only is my husband cheating, he gave his mistress a" what?

ENGAGE RING/JEWELRY	S1	KISS/HICKEY	3
CONVERTIBLE	25	FULL-BODY MASSAGE	2
BABY	18	CHECK	2
HOUSE/CONDO	7

Fill in the blank: Susan's jeans were so tight that they ripped every time she ______ed.

BENT OVER	40	FARTED	8
SAT/SQUATTED	22	COUGHED/SNEEZED	6
WALKED/STEPPED	12	TWERKED	2
BREATHED	8

Name something of his wife's a man might wear because all of his are dirty.

SOCKS	39	COAT/HOODIE	3
SILK PANTIES	26	BATHROBE	3
SHIRT	20	HAT	3
PANTS	4

Name something a rich guy might pay a dentist to do to his prize horse's teeth.

GOLD/BLING/GRILL	38	BRACES/STRAIGHTEN	8
BRUSH/CLEAN	24	CAPS/VENEERS	7
IMPLANTS	9	FILE 'EM	3
WHITEN 'EM	9

Name something a baby sleeps with that a teen probably wouldn't.

A PLUSHY/DOLL	37	DIAPER	4
PACIFIER	32	NIGHT-LIGHT	2
TINY BLANKET	14	PARENTS	2
BOTTLE	7

We asked 100 married men...
Tell me a B word that describes your wife's bottom.

BEAUTIFUL	37	BLUBBERY	9
BIG	21	BOOTY/LICIOUS	3
BOUNCY	13	BUBBLE	2
BODACIOUS	13

We asked 100 single women...
You love being single, but sometimes you want a man around to do what?

CHORES/YARD WORK	32	REACH TOP SHELF	6
REPAIRS	29	PAY BILLS/MAKE $	5
GO TO DINNER	15	AFFECTION/SEX	4
TALK TO	7

Tell me a type of snake a male stripper might use as his stage name.

ANACONDA	31	VIPER/ASP	8
KING COBRA	28	RATTLESNAKE	4
PYTHON	16	BLACK MAMBA	2
BOA CONSTRICTOR	9

Name something that's done to an egg that you wouldn't want done to you.

CRACKED	28	FRIED	8
BOILED/POACHED	28	EATEN	2
SCRAMBLED	20	DYED	2
BEATEN	10

Fill in the blank: Bob ate so much at the all-you-can-eat buffet that he ______ed.

BARFED	67	BURPED	3
PASSED OUT/SLEPT	13	GOT KICKED OUT	2
EXPLODED	7	CROAKED	2
POOPED	3

Tell me a reason a woman might still marry a guy who was completely broke.

LOVES HIM	60	SHE'S LOADED	5
HE'S HOT	14	SHE'S STUPID	2
KIND/GOOD CHARACTER	9	GOOD IN BED	2
HE'S FUNNY	5

Name something you'd find in a hotel room that would make you check right out.

BUGS	55	DIRTY SHEETS/ROOM	7
CONDOM	13	PERSON/CORPSE	6
BLOOD	7	HIDDEN CAM	2
RAT/MOUSE	7

There's a special place in hell for men who dump their girlfriend the day before what?

VALENTINE'S DAY	49	BABY'S BIRTH	6
CHRISTMAS	13	THEIR ANNIVERSARY	3
THEIR WEDDING	13	BIG DATE/PROM	2
HER BIRTHDAY	11

Name something in the refrigerator a cheap guy might use in his hair instead of styling gel.

MAYO	48	RAW EGG	5
BUTTER/MARGARINE	21	WHIPPED CREAM	4
OIL	10	LARD/GREASE	3
JELLY	6

Name a reason you'd never want to be a pig.

MUDDY/STINKY	46	BORING LIFE	2
GET EATEN/BACON	34	NO THUMBS	2
TOO FAT	7	OINKING/NOISY	2
EAT SLOP	4

Name something about the Pillsbury Doughboy that women might find sexy.

GIGGLE/SMILE	43	DREAMY EYES	2
SQUISHY DAD BOD	42	HE'S NAKED	2
COOKS/BAKED GOODS	3	RICH/BIG JOB	2
SMOOTH SKIN	3

We asked 100 women...
You should never announce that you're what at another person's wedding?

ENGAGED	42	GROOM/BRIDE'S EX	3
PREGNANT	29	DRUNK	2
GETTING DIVORCED	13	LOOKIN' TO HOOK UP	2
IN LOVE W/ GROOM	6

We asked 100 women...
Your blind date proposed and you said yes. Tell me why.

HE'S RICH	41	DESPERATE/WHY NOT?	9
LOVE AT 1ST SIGHT	19	KNEW HIM/OLD FLAME	4
I WAS DRUNK	10	HE IS KIND	4
HE'S HOT	10

Name someone at a woman's funeral that you'd be shocked her husband hit on.

HER SISTER	40	HER DAUGHTER	2
HER MOTHER	38	MORTICIAN	2
HER BFF	8	PREACHER	2
HER GRANDMA	5

Fill in the blank: Aliens might say, "The female earthling has a much better ______ than the male."

BODY/BOOTY	38	PAIN TOLERANCE	3
BRAIN	31	HAIRSTYLE	2
FACE	13	SCENT	2
PERSONALITY/'TUDE	8

Name something your body and a mattress have in common.

SOFT	33	COMFY	5
LUMPY	30	OLD/WORN	5
FIRM	14	HORIZONTAL/LIE AROUND	2
SAGGY	8

You might describe your underwear as too what?

HOLEY/WORN/OLD	32	OLD MAN/OLD LADY	10
TIGHT/SMALL	24	PLAIN/BORING	4
BIG/BAGGY	13	DIRTY	3
SEXY/LACY	11

We asked 100 women...
If you wanted to seduce the mailman, name something you might leave in the mailbox.

NOTE/NUMBER	31	CONDOMS	7
PANTIES/CLOTHES	25	HOUSE KEY	6
FOOD/CUPCAKES	17	WINE	2
SEXY PICS	9

We asked 100 men...
I wish I could get away with doing what like a baby can?

SLEEPING ALL DAY	30	DROOLING	6
CRYING	30	MAKING MESSES	5
PEE/POO'G SELF	12	BEING NAKED	3
BREASTFEEDING	11

Name something about a male rock star that so many women are attracted to.

VOICE/TALENT	26	REBEL 'TUDE/COCKY	4
ALL THAT CHEDDA'	23	CLOTHES/LEATHER	4
LONG HAIR	20	SEXY BOD	3
FAME	17

Name something a bald guy does to look more attractive.

WEARS HAT	26	SHINES THAT DOME	9
BUYS WIG	22	SNAZZY CLOTHES	6
SHAVES IT CLEAN	16	STEROIDS/MUSCLY	6
GROWS A STACHE	12

We asked 100 married people...
What does your spouse do to let you know they're mad without saying a word?

NOT TALK/IGNORE	51	GROAN/SIGH	6
EVIL EYE	13	POUT	5
SLAM/STOMP	12	MAD CLEANING SPREE	2
LEAVE/GO TO BED	7

Name a complaint Snow White's husband might have about living with the Seven Dwarfs.

NO PRIVACY/SPACE	48	EVERYTHING'S SMALL	4
NOISY/WHISTLE	18	FOOD COSTS	3
LEAVE MESS	11	THEY SMELL	3
ALL DUDES	9

We asked 100 single women...
Sorry, guys -- if you marry me, you'll have to give up what?

DATING/FLIRTING	45	YOUR PET	5
DRINKING/BARS	27	SEX	3
SLEEPING ALONE	7	SOCIAL MEDIA	3
SPORTS ON TV	6

Name something people do in the park that would be creepy to do in a graveyard.

PICNIC	45	RUN/WALK	5
MAKE OUT/JUMP BONES	22	PLAY IN GRASS/DIG	4
FRISBEE/GAMES	11	FLY KITE	3
SLEEP	6

Name a reason that dating an older woman is the best decision a man can make.

WORLDLY/WISE	45	MORE CONFIDENT	4
MATURE/NO DRAMA	18	MORE LOYAL	2
HONEY GOT MONEY	18	NO MORE KIDS	2
BETTER SEX	7

Name a Disney character Minnie Mouse would be upset to find out gave Mickey a hickey.

DAISY DUCK	45	PLUTO	6
GOOFY	15	ARIEL	3
DONALD DUCK	15	ELSA	2
SNOW WHITE	10

We asked 100 married men...
Name an animal your wife looks like when she gives you her mean face.

MONKEY/GORILLA	42	DOG/BULLDOG	4
LION	15	HYENA	4
TIGER	15	BULL	3
BARRACUDA	13

We asked 100 women...
What would you do if your man proposed without a ring because he lost it?

SAY, "YES/IT'S OK"	41	"NO!/ADIOS!"	10
"FIND/REPLACE IT!"	17	HELP FIND IT	3
CRY	12	SCOLD/SLAP HIM	2
LAUGH	11

Name something you miss doing with your ex at night.

SPOONING/SLEEP'G	40	BOOZING	3
SHAKIN' THE SHEETS!	32	READING ALOUD	2
WATCHING TV	13	ARGUING	2
TALKING	4

Fill in the blank: A woman might say, "I hope my ex-husband is ______ right now."

DEAD/IN HELL	40	DESTITUTE	8
HAPPY	18	SICK/IN PAIN	4
MISERABLE/SAD	16	600 LBS.	2
ALL ALONE	8

We asked 100 women...
The good news -- it's raining men. The bad news -- they all look like your who?

EX	40	CRAZY UNCLE	4
FATHER	18	GRAMPS	3
DOG/SHAR-PEI	15	BROTHER	3
BOSS	13

Name something a man might say is actually an upside to being in jail.

NO WIFE/FAMILY	36	SLEEP WELL	5
3 MEALS A DAY	32	NO JOB	4
NO RENT/BILLS	10	MEET NEW FRIENDS!	2
LESS CHORES	7

Name something you'd be surprised to see your boss wearing to work in the summer.

BOOTY SHORTS	36	TEE/TANK	6
SWIMSUIT	26	JUST A THONG	4
FLIP-FLOPS	14	HAWAIIAN SHIRT	3
WINTER GARB/COAT	7

At a funeral, name something specific you might notice that could make you suspect the deceased isn't dead.

MOVES AROUND/WAVES	35	CORPSE TALKS/LAUGHS	5
BREATHING	33	COUGHS/SNEEZES	3
OPENS EYES/WINKS	11	KNOCKS/CREAKY CASKET	3
NO CASKET/EMPTY!	6

Name something Santa Claus might wear when he delivers presents to kids in Hawaii.

SHORTS	35	GRASS SKIRT	5
LEI	27	WETSUIT	3
SPEEDO	14	SANTA SUIT, OF COURSE!	2
HAWAIIAN SHIRT	10

Name something a date might smell like that would make you cut your date short.

B.O.	32	SMOKE	9
RAW SEWAGE	23	SKUNK	8
GARLIC	11	DIRTY CLOTHES	2
EXPIRED SARDINES	11

Name a reason you might say your date reminds you of a frog.

CROAKS/VOICE	31	JUMPIN' AROUND	6
FROG-FACE/EYES	29	SLIMY/WET	4
GREEN	11	HE'S A PRINCE	4
LONG DARTING TONGUE	11

Name a complaint Rapunzel probably had about her hair.

TANGLED	31	SO HEAVY	5
LONG/TRIPS ON	24	HARD TO STYLE	2
DIRTY/HARD TO WASH	16	GETS STUCK PLACES	2
FRIZZ/SPLIT ENDS	16

We asked 100 married men...
Name one thing about your wife that's the reason you'll never leave her.

LOVE	29	SHE'S LOYAL	9
MONEY/NO PRENUP	17	TOLERATES ME	9
GREAT COOK	14	KIND/HUMBLE	6
THE SEX	12

Name something grandma gives you on your birthday because she thinks you're still a child.

$10 OR LESS	26	CORNY CARD	5
TOY/GAME	23	BIG WET KISS	3
CANDY	21	COLORING BOOK	2
UNDEROOS/CLOTHES	16

At the worst hospital ever, name something that all patients might have to share.

BATHROOM	21	NEEDLE/IV	14
BEDPAN	19	NURSE/DOC	6
ROOM/BED	19	BOOTY THERMOMETER	2
FOOD/WATER/DISHES	15

Chocolate would be even better if eating lots of it made you what?

THIN/FIT	75	SMARTER	3
HEALTHIER	5	POOP/BE REGULAR	2
RICH	5	TALLER	2
HAPPY	3

Name something a lady cop does to her husband before she leaves the house so he won't cheat.

CUFF/TIE UP	72	TRACK/ANKLE MONITOR	3
KISS HIM	6	THREATEN HIM	3
TASE HIM	5	MAKE LOVE TO HIM	3
FRISK/FOR PHONE #'S	3

Name something you had at your first birthday party that you might also have at your 100th.

CAKE & ICE CREAM	69	FAMILY/LOVE	3
LOADED DIAPER	11	A BIB	3
BALLOONS	4	BALD HEAD	2
CANDLES	3

Name something a man loses that might make him less desirable to women.

HAIR	61	TEETH	3
JOB/CASH	15	HIS TEMPER	3
LIBIDO	8	CHARM/PERSONALITY	2
PHYSIQUE	3

We asked 100 married people...
What does your partner do when they're lying that's a dead giveaway?

LOOKS AWAY	57	TURNS RED	6
SMILES/LAUGHS	11	ROLLS EYES	4
TWITCHES	8	SPEAKS/OPENS MOUTH	3
BLINKS	6

You might suspect that a magician had a day job as a doctor if he pulled what out of his hat?

STETHOSCOPE	52	SURGICAL GLOVE	3
BODY PART/COLON	24	A BABY!	2
SCALPEL	8	THERMOMETER	2
SYRINGE/NEEDLE	4

We asked 100 married people...
Name something you've done to your mate's feet.

RUBBED 'EM	50	WASHED 'EM	3
PEDICURE	27	STEPPED ON 'EM	2
PUT SOCKS ON/COVERED	8	SMELLED 'EM	2
TICKLED 'EM	3

If Dr. Seuss had a birthday party, name someone you'd expect to see there.

CAT IN THE HAT	45	THING 1 & THING 2	7
THE GRINCH	17	THE LORAX	5
HORTON	11	HIS PUBLISHER	3
MRS. SEUSS	7

Name something Kermit the Frog has that other frogs might be jealous of.

MISS PIGGY/A BOO	44	LONGER LEGS	3
A VOICE	32	NICE GREEN COLOR	3
FAME/TV SHOW	8	HUMOR	2
MONEY	3

We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd rather take to bed with you than a man.

MY PET	42	SEX TOY	7
A GOOD BOOK	14	WARM BLANKET	7
STUFFED ANIMAL	13	WINE	5
BODY PILLOW	7

Evil Grandma just baked some cookies for grandpa. What's in them?

LAXATIVE	41	RAISINS...YUCK!	3
POISON	28	PRUNES	2
POT	16	POOP/RABBIT TURDS	2
HOT PEPPERS	3

Name a place a bride would hate to hear her groom is when he should be at the wedding.

STRIP CLUB	40	CASINO	4
BAR	24	GOLF COURSE	2
EX'S/GIRLFRIEND'S	16	HOTEL	2
JAIL	7

You know someone really loves a joke if they do what while they're laughing?

SNORT	40	SLAP THEIR LEG	4
PEE	20	COVER THEIR MOUTH	3
CRY	18	GASP/CAN'T BREATHE	2
FART	8

Fill in the blank: Steve Harvey should be inducted into the ______ hall of fame.

COMEDY	34	MUSTACHE	4
GAME SHOW/HOST	30	SEXY/HOT LIPS	4
BALD MAN	13	FASHION	4
AFRICAN-AMERICAN	6

Name something you might do to your neighbor's car if they kept parking in your space.

LEAVE NOTE ON IT	32	BLOCK THEM IN	7
TOW IT	24	NOTHING	3
FLATTEN TIRES	16	SET IT ON FIRE	2
KEY IT	11

We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: You know a date's not into you if she ______s after you kiss her.

PUKES/GAGS	31	YAWNS	7
PULLS/TURNS AWAY	20	FROWNS/MAKES FACE	6
WIPES IT OFF	16	SPITS	3
RUNS	12

Name something sexy you'd never want to see your mother wearing.

NIGHTIE/TEDDY	29	MINISKIRT/TIGHT DRESS	4
THONG/PANTIES	28	SEXY MAID COSTUME	4
BIKINI	21	STRIPPER HEELS	2
BRA	7

We asked 100 men...
My honey's heinie looks like a pair of what kind of balls?

BASKETBALLS	24	BEACH BALLS	13
FOOTBALLS	16	TENNIS BALLS	11
BOWLING BALLS	15	CANNONBALLS	3
SOCCER BALLS	13

What does a wife wear to bed that just screams "Not tonight -- I have a headache"?

FLANNEL PJ'S/GOWN	57	PANTS/JEANS	4
SWEATS	16	FACE MASK/CREAM	4
GRANNY PANTIES	6	RAGGEDY TEE	3
MUUMUU	4

Name a way you'd be surprised that God got in touch with you.

TEXT/PHONE CALL	55	LETTER/SNAIL MAIL	5
IN PERSON	14	SOC. MEDIA/TWEET	3
IN A DREAM	9	THROUGH MATE/LOVER	2
E-MAIL	6

Name a B word you'd use to describe a man's beard.

BUSHY	55	BIG	4
BLACK	13	BEARD	3
BRISTLY	10	BEAUTIFUL	2
BROWN	7

If scarecrows could talk, name something they might complain about.

BIRDS/BIRD DOO	52	LAME OUTFIT	6
WEATHER/AIR QUALITY	13	BORED/LONELY	5
ITCHY STRAW	8	STUPID HUMANS	3
STANDING/ON POLE	7

Name something they might teach you at Santa school.

"HO HO HO-ING"	47	BE NICE/GENEROUS	4
SLEIGH FLYING	20	THE CHIMNEY DROP	3
TOY MAKING	13	COOKIE EATING	2
GIFT WRAPPING	5

Name something that's harder to do when you're wearing your tightest jeans.

BEND/TIE SHOES	42	HAVE A QUICKIE	2
EXERCISE/STRETCH	26	BREATHE	2
SIT DOWN	14	DANCE	2
EAT	6

What baked good might a baker call her bottom?

BUNS/HONEY BUNS	41	BREAD/LOAF	5
CAKE/CUPCAKE	21	PIE/PIE CRUST	4
MUFFIN	13	COOKIE	3
DONUT	7

If a man has no money for alimony, name something he'd offer his ex-wife instead.

THE CAR	36	GROCERIES/FOOD	4
THE HOUSE	36	JEWELRY/HIS ROLEX	3
CHORES/BABYSIT	7	THE CAT/DOG	2
HIS BOD ON FRIDAYS	6

What might Taylor Swift count when she's trying to fall asleep?

MONEY/$ SIGNS	31	GRAMMYS	8
GUYS/EXES	24	SWIFTIES/FANS	6
SONGS/ALBUMS	14	FOOTBALLS/TOUCHDOWNS	2
SHEEP, OF COURSE!	9

Name something a couple might make love on while it's moving.

TRAIN	27	WASHER/DRYER	9
BOAT	27	ELEVATOR	3
PLANE	13	AMUSEMENT RIDE	3
TRUCK BED/CAR	12

We asked 100 women...
Good news: you're in the middle of a passionate kiss. Bad news: you open your eyes to find the guy doing what?

CHECKING PHONE	26	OGLING GAL/DUDE	6
WATCHING TV	23	GRAB/SCRATCH SELF	5
STARING AT ME	18	MAKING FACES	4
SLEEPING	12

We asked 100 men...
When women talk about you, you hope they don't say "He is so" what?

AWFUL/ANNOYING	26	BAD IN BED/SMALL	13
UGLY	20	STINGY	4
DUMB	15	SHORT	3
BORING/QUIET	13

Fill in the blank: If men came with an instruction manual, it might say "Needs ______ daily."

ATTENTION/PRAISE	24	HELP/RE-TRAINING	10
FOOD	20	BEER	7
SEX	17	BATH	5
LOVE/KISSES	11

Name something Fred Flintstone has that a real caveman didn't.

CAR	65	TRENDY CLOTHES	3
PET/DINO	10	FRUITY/COCOA PEBBLES	2
WILMA	6	DISPOSAL/PIGASAURUS	2
JOB	5

Name something the groom's mother might do at the wedding that would make you think she and her son are a little too close.

30-SECOND KISS	63	DRESS HIM	3
1ST DANCE/GRIND	12	WEAR WHITE DRESS	2
HOLD HANDS/COUPLE	7	PAT HIS BOOTY	2
FEED/WIPE MOUTH	4

Name a golfing term a golfing couple might use as code for nookie.

HOLE IN ONE	59	BOGEY	3
FORE	11	TEE OFF	2
PUTTING	9	HIT THE COURSE	2
LONG DRIVE	7

Name something a skinny guy puts in his back pocket so his booty looks bigger.

WALLET	57	PRODUCE/APPLE	2
SOCKS	17	PAPERS	2
TISSUE/HANKIE	10	PADDING	2
CELL PHONE	3

Name something the world's most dangerous juggler might juggle in his act.

KNIVES/SWORDS	54	AXES	4
CHAINSAWS	17	SNAKES	3
FIRE	8	BOWLING BALLS	2
GRENADES/DYNAMITE	5

Name something in a soap opera that might happen to a character several times.

DIE	35	AFFAIRS/SEX	7
MARRIED/LOVE	19	GET KISSED	2
HURT/COMA	16	AMNESIA	2
DIVORCED/DUMPED	12

We asked 100 married women...
Name something your husband does when he's trying to be romantic.

KISSES & CUDDLES	35	DIM LIGHTS/CANDLES	10
MASSAGES ME	15	PUTS ON MUSIC	9
COOKS	11	TALKS SEXY	2
GIFTS/FLOWERS	11

Name a place you'd love to go to but you wouldn't want to work there.

RESTAURANT	34	MOVIE THEATER	5
MALL/STORE	26	CASINO	4
BAR/CLUB	14	STRIP CLUB	2
THEME PARK/FAIR	8

Name someone you'd hate to be talking smack about just as they walk into the room.

BOSS/COWORKER	34	MOTHER-IN-LAW	7
MY BOO	18	SIBLING	6
PARENT	16	FIGHTER/MIKE TYSON	4
BFF	8

We asked 100 women...
My body is bottle shaped. Unfortunately, it's what kind of bottle?

SODA/2-LITER	32	BABY BOTTLE	5
WINE BOTTLE	20	KETCHUP BOTTLE	4
MILK JUG	19	BLEACH BOTTLE	3
BEER BOTTLE	10

Name something a man might not bother cleaning until it starts to stink.

TOILET/HOUSE	27	THE FRIDGE	4
HIMSELF/FEET	27	GARBAGE CAN	4
UNDIES/GARB	23	SHEETS	3
CAR	5

Name something a cat has that you don't.

TAIL	27	FUR	9
CLAWS/PAWS	24	NAP TIME	2
9 LIVES	16	BALANCE/FLEXIBILITY	2
WHISKERS	13

Name something grandma might like to replace grandpa with for companionship.

DOG/PET	60	COZY QUILT/PILLOW	3
TV	10	TABLET/PHONE APP	3
OTHER MAN/FRAT BOY	7	BATTERY-OPERATED BOO	2
GRANDKIDS	7

It's never a good idea for a man to criticize his wife if she's holding what in her hand?

A KNIFE	58	A HAMMER	3
A PAN/POT	13	A ROLLING PIN	3
A GUN3	8	A PURSE/WALLET	3
HIS "PACKAGE"	4

If we repaid France with their own Statue of Liberty, what French item might it be holding?

BAGUETTE/PASTRY	56	BERET	5
CHAMPAGNE	11	MINI EIFFEL TOWER	3
FRENCH FRIES	10	CHEESE/CAMEMBERT	2
FLAG	5

Name an occasion that Jane might tell Tarzan to ditch the loincloth and put on a suit.

WEDDING	50	CHURCH	6
DATE NIGHT/DANCE	10	WORK/JOB INTERVIEW	6
MEET HER FOLKS	8	FUNERAL	5
PARTY/HER B-DAY	7

Name something on your face that looks scary in a magnifying mirror.

NOSE/NOSE HAIR	49	BROWS/FACIAL HAIR	6
ZIT/BOIL	11	WRINKLES	5
GAPING PORES	9	WONKY EYE	3
MOLE/AGE SPOT	9

Fill in the blank: Just between us, I think I'm the best-looking person in my ______.

FAMILY/HOUSE	48	NEIGHBORHOOD	5
OFFICE	14	CAR/UBER	4
CLASS	12	OWN IMAGINATION	3
FRIEND GROUP	6

A woman might tell her man, "I love you, but stop squeezing me like I'm a" what?

LEMON/FRUIT	37	PILLOW/CUSHION	8
DOLL/PLUSHIE	24	BALLOON	3
WET SPONGE	9	TOOTHPASTE TUBE	3
STRESS BALL	8

A friend really tests your friendship when they ask you to do what for them?

LIE	36	AIRPORT RIDE	4
LOAN $$$	34	STEAL	3
HELP 'EM MOVE	8	BURY A BODY	2
BABYSIT THEIR KID	5

We asked 100 married women...
Name a reason your husband could never be a gigolo.

TOO CHUBBY	35	HE'S ANCIENT	7
LAZY/NO STAMINA	20	SHY/HATES PEOPLE	5
DUDE'S UGLY	11	LOYAL TO ME	5
TOO SHORT	9

We asked 100 men...
If you took a mermaid on a dinner date, name something she might order to eat.

FISH/TUNA	32	SUSHI	9
LOBSTER	16	SEAWEED	8
SHRIMP	13	SNAILS	3
CAVIAR	11

Name a part of you that rarely gets any soap on it when you take a shower.

BACK	32	EYES/FACE	10
FEET/TOES	16	HAIR/HEAD	6
EARS	13	LEGS	5
BADONK	10

Name a reason a woman might say she prefers bald men.

SO SEXY!	28	LIKES OLDER MEN	6
HATES HAIR/SHED'G	25	SEE REFLECTION	3
FUN TO RUB	16	MORE HUMBLE/MEEK	3
NO MAINTENANCE	11

We asked 100 women...
Even if it's true, you should never tell your best friend that she's what?

"WELL FED"	59	STINKY	3
KINDA UGLY	16	ANNOYING	2
AN AIRHEAD	6	OLD/LOOKS IT	2
MEAN	3

Name something a cowboy might say to his horse and to his cowgirl in the bedroom.

GIDDY-UP!	51	LET'S RIDE!	3
WHOA NELLIE!	20	EASY, GIRL!	2
HOWDY/NIGHT, PARDNER	8	GOOD GIRL!	2
YEEHAW!	5

Name a fabric that's also a good stripper name.

SILK	37	LACE	5
SATIN/SATEEN	19	CHIFFON	3
VELVET	15	NYLON	2
COTTON	10

Name something nice that you wish all people smelled like.

FLOWERS/LILACS	36	FRESH BREEZE	3
VANILLA	19	DONUTS/PASTRIES	3
FRUIT/CITRUS	16	BABY POWDER	3
SOAP	11

If your cat became a rapper, name something it might rap about.

CAT FOOD/"FEED ME"	35	NAPS/BEIN' LAZY	8
MICE	15	"DAWGS"	7
LITTER BOX	12	FUR/HAIRBALLS	3
CATNIP/DRUGS	11

We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: You secretly wish you were a professional ______.

ATHLETE	58	GIGOLO	3
WRITER	9	ACTOR	3
MUSICIAN/SINGER	9	ASSASSIN	3
ASTRONAUT	5

You're in a restaurant. You see your blind date arrive. Tell me why you might run for the exit.

UG-LY/UNIBROW	48	DIRTY/SLOPPY	6
IT'S MY EX	11	TOO OLD/YOUNG	4
BODY/TOO SHORT	9	TACKY DRESSER	3
WE'RE RELATED	9

If a man doesn't buy his wife roses on Valentine's Day, he won't get whoopee again until what holiday?

CHRISTMAS	46	ST. PATRICK'S DAY	5
4TH OF JULY	16	NEW YEAR'S	5
NEXT VALENTINE'S DAY	8	THANKSGIVING	3
EASTER	7

You really don't want people posting pictures of you when you're where?

BATHROOM/SHOWER	46	IN BED	6
STRIP CLUB	13	WORK	4
BAR	9	GYM	3
BEACH/POOL	9

Grandma might ask grandpa to hold her what while she takes a skinny dip?

GARB/GRANNY PANTIES	45	PURSE	7
TEETH	13	CANE/WALKER	4
TOWEL	9	HER BOOBS UP	4
GLASSES	8

If you were in prison for ten years, what's the first thing you'd do when you get out?

EAT/CRACKER BARREL	44	SHOWER ALONE	7
SEE/HUG FAM	13	SMOKE/CUBANS	4
HIT THE BEACH	10	HAVE A DRINK	4
HAVE SEX	8

A newsperson might get caught doing what when they think the camera's off?

PICK/BLOW NOSE	38	BELCH'G/FARTING	6
TALK SMACK/LAUGH	19	EATING	2
CURSING	13	CHECKING PHONE	2
PRIMP/PICK WEDGIE	10

As soon as a mean boss arrives at the office, they hurl what at their assistant?

PAPERS/WORK	36	PENS	4
INSULTS/CRITICISM	31	COFFEE	3
THEIR COAT	9	A STAPLER	3
CURSE WORDS	4

Name something a farmer might lie about on his FarmersOnly.com dating profile.

SIZE OF FARM	29	AGE	9
BIG TRACTOR/PLOW	16	ANIMALS/PRIZE PIG	9
LOOKS/BODY	10	CROPS	7
WEALTH	10

Name something Minnie Mouse might do if Mickey got fresh with another mouse.

DUMP HIM	28	CHEAT/KISS DONALD	6
SLAP HIM	24	CUT OFF HIS TAIL	5
PULL HIS EARS	12	THROW A FIT/YELL	5
MOUSETRAP/KILL	10

We asked 100 married women...
Tell me why you don't think your husband is going to heaven.

HE'S A JERK	26	HE FARTS TOO MUCH	8
HE CHEATS	20	PORN CONNOISSEUR	5
HE LIES	14	HE'S A SLOB	3
HE CUSSES	14

We asked 100 women...
What does a man do the first time you kiss him that would make it the last time?

COP A FEEL	25	BURP & BLOW	9
DROOL/EAT FACE	16	PULL AWAY/CRINGE	7
USE TONGUE	15	BAD BREATH	6
BITE	12

What would you do if you found out your partner secretly went through your phone?

ASK WHY	21	NEW PASSCODE	10
GO THROUGH THEIRS	17	NOTHING	8
GET MAD/YELL	16	LAUGH	5
BREAK UP	13

Tell me another word for underwear.

PANTIES	63	UNDIES	3
DRAWERS	12	BOXERS	2
UNDERGARMENTS	4	SKIVVIES	2
KNICKERS	3

On Christmas morning, you'd be shocked to wake up and find Santa doing what in your house?

SLEEPING	50	ANYTHING!	3
EAT/COOKING	12	CLEANING	3
NOOKIE/MOMMY	9	BATHING	3
POOPING/IN STOCKING	9

You can tell someone watches a lot of "Family Feud" if their pet parrot keeps saying what?

SURVEY SAYS	44	SHOW ME...	3
TOP ANSWER IS...	21	NAME SOMETHING	3
GOOD ANSWER!	11	$20,000!	2
STEVE HARVEY!	5

On Christmas morning, you discover Santa Claus is stuck in your chimney. Tell me the first thing you do.

CALL 9-1-1	40	GASP/SCREAM	4
HELP/PULL HIM	22	LIGHT THE FIRE	4
LAUGH!	10	STEAL GIFT SACK	3
TAKE PICTURES	6

Name something your lover can put on you but can't nobody else can.

HANDS/LIPS/BOD	38	CUFFS/HARNESS	5
WHIPPED CREAM/FOOD	22	GUILT TRIP	3
CLOTHES/THONG	9	A RING	3
LOTION/OIL	9

Name a bad occasion for your deodorant to lose its effectiveness.

ON A DATE	33	RIDING IN ELEVATOR	5
JOB/INTERVIEW	29	PARTY	3
WEDDING	9	GYM/SPORTS	3
SEX	7

We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd do if your fiancé's mother came to your wedding wearing her white wedding dress.

MAD/"GO CHANGE!"	26	SPILL WINE ON HER	6
NOTHING/IGNORE	21	MAKE FACE	4
THINK IT'S FUNNY	15	SNARKY COMMENT	4
CRY	13

Name something on a person's face that you'd have a hard time not staring at.

EXPLOSIVE ZIT	26	CAULIFLOWER WART	7
SNOTTY HONKER	20	FOOD	6
HAIRY MOLE	16	PIERCING	4
EYES/LASHES	10

Name something a married man has learned to do when his wife is really mad at him.

RUN/HIDE	24	CHORES/COOK	5
APOLOGIZE/BEG	23	IGNORE HER	4
SHUT UP	23	AGREE/OBEY	3
BUY GIFTS/ROSES	7

Name a way a nudist might warm up his buns.

BY A FIRE	23	HOT TUB/SHOWER	5
SUNBATHE	22	GET DRESSED	3
RUB/SPANK/HANDS	20	IN OVEN/TOASTER	3
SIT ON THEM	13

Name something people ride when they're looking for a cheap thrill.

AMUSEMENT RIDE	60	MECHANICAL BULL	4
MOTORCYCLE	8	CITY BUS	3
BICYCLE	5	CAR	3
EACH OTHER	5

Name something that Darth Vader might take off his helmet to do.

EAT/DRINK	56	BRUSH TEETH	5
WASH UP	10	SCRATCH AN ITCH	4
MAKE OUT	5	SCARE EVERYONE	3
SLEEP	5

If your grandma had a YouTube channel, what would her videos be about?

COOKIN' & BAKIN'	48	HER FAMILY	4
KNITTIN' & SEWIN'	17	GAMES/BRIDGE TIPS	3
CATS & DOGS	7	NOOKIE AFTER 80	3
GARDENING	6

Name something that's inappropriate to comment on at a funeral.

THE CORPSE	44	LAME CASKET	4
THE WILL/$$$	15	TACKY FLOWERS	3
JERK/GLAD DEAD	12	THE GUESTS	3
HOW DIED	7

Name something a really dumb guy might do with his eyes shut.

DRIVE	38	COOK/CARVE FOOD	4
WALK/RUN	30	WATCH MOVIE/TV	3
SHAVE	5	HAMMER/REPAIRS	3
EAT	5

What do the Wicked Witch's friends make fun of about her behind her back?

LONG NOSE	35	WARTS/MOLES	9
SHE'S GREEN	16	HAIR	6
VOICE/CACKLE	9	CLOTHES/HAT	4
CAN'T BATHE/SMELLS	9

Name something a man would hate to find out his wife did with his lucky underwear.

LAUNDERED/SHRUNK	31	CLEANED W/ IT	9
THREW IT AWAY	18	LOST IT	5
USED AS T.P.	12	BURNED IT	4
RIPPED/CUT IT	9

Name something of yours that you shouldn't tell your boss is better than his.

CAR	30	INCOME	8
HOUSE	16	SPOUSE/LOVE LIFE	7
WORK/SKILLS	12	PERSONALITY/'TUDE	5
IQ	10

We asked 100 women...
My man is so attractive that I'm willing to overlook that he is also what?

DUMB AS DIRT	27	QUIET/BORRRRING!	10
AN ANNOYING JERK	16	A SLOB	8
BROKE	12	SHORT	5
LAZY	10

It's bad if a husband is cheating. It's worse if his mistress uses his wife's what?

TOOTHBRUSH	23	MAKEUP	6
LINGERIE/CLOTHES	22	CAR	5
BED	20	PERFUME	3
SEX TOYS	9

Name something you don't feel comfortable doing at a neat freak's house.

EATING/DRINKING	34	SITTING DOWN	6
USING BATHROOM	19	COOKING	5
WEARING SHOES	12	PUT'G FEET UP	4
TOUCHING ANYTHING	7

In your nightmare, you're naked and you're where?

WORK	32	IN THE WOODS	5
SCHOOL	19	THEME PARK	3
CHURCH	13	HOME/FRONT YARD	3
MALL/STORE	12

We asked 100 men...
Name a place you would never take a first date.

STRIP JOINT	32	SPORTS/TRACTOR PULL	9
TACKY RESTAURANT	15	CHURCH	5
PARENTS' HOUSE	14	HOME/BED	3
BAR/DANCE CLUB	9

Give me a word that rhymes with "clump."

DUMP	29	STUMP	5
CHUMP	20	PLUMP	5
BUMP	18	PUMP	4
SLUMP	6

Fill in the blank: A woman might say, "I dumped my new boyfriend when I found out that his mom still ______s him."

BATHES	28	PAYS FOR/SUPPORTS	7
FEEDS/NURSES	21	CLEANS FOR	6
DRESSES	14	SPANKS	4
LIVES WITH	7

Name a creature with no hair on it.

SNAKE	27	LIZARD	5
FISH/SHARK	20	BABY MOUSE/RAT	5
HAIRLESS CAT	18	STEVE/SOME PEOPLE	4
BIRD	8

Name something they hand you when you get to heaven.

CUTE WINGS	26	DRINK/BREWSKI	5
JAZZY HALO	19	MAP/BROCHURE	4
ROBE	16	HARP	3
KEYS/TO PEARLY GATES	14

We asked 100 women...
Tell me a reason your blind date ended almost immediately.

RUDE/DOUCHEY	23	HE WAS DRUNK	6
PEE-YEW!	23	YAPPED/ABOUT EX	3
NO CHEMISTRY/BORE	16	HIS AGE	2
UG-LY!	14

You'd hate riding home with your friend who does what in the car?

FARTS	23	SPEEDS	5
SINGS/TO BAD MUSIC	21	ROAD RAGES	5
SMOKES	18	YAPS/WHINES	4
USES PHONE/TEXTS	11

Tell me an occupation where you probably need a good sense of humor.

COMEDIAN	53	GAME SHOW HOST	4
DOC/PROCTOLOGIST	11	TEACHER	3
MORTICIAN	7	RETAIL/SALES	3
CLOWN	5

If your bottom could talk, it might say, "I like to be" what?

SPANKED	33	EXERCISED/TWERKED	4
MASSAGED/TOUCHED	21	TIGHT & FIRM	4
CLEANED	11	BIG & ROUND	3
SMALL	10

The bad news: you have bird legs. The worse news: it's what kind of bird?

OSTRICH	32	PENGUIN	4
FLAMINGO	19	CRANE	4
CHICKEN	15	DUCK	3
STORK	9

We asked 100 men...
Someday, your tombstone might read "Here lies a man who shouldn't have ______ed so much."

WORKED	24	SLEPT	9
EATEN	21	DRUNK	5
SMOKED	14	FARTED	3
LIED	10

Besides a phone, what one thing would you want if you were trapped in an elevator?

FOOD/WATER	54	BOOK/MAG	2
COMPANY/A HOTTIE	10	EARBUDS	2
BOOZE	8	LADDER	2
TOILET/BEDPAN	7

Tell me the first thing you'd do if you went outside and saw King Kong standing on your roof.

RUN/HIDE/INSIDE	52	911/ANIMAL CTL.	4
SCREAM/CUSS	10	PEE/POO SELF	4
POST PICS	7	OFFER BANANA/BEER	3
"HI"/WAVE	5

If you were on your deathbed, what would you want to have within reach?

FAMILY/LOVED ONES	38	THE BIBLE	8
FOOD/TACOS	9	DRUGS/WEED	8
BEER/BOOZE	9	PET/KITTY	5
PHONE	8

Name a U.S. state where people say "y'all."

TEXAS	37	ARKANSAS	5
ALABAMA	17	TENNESSEE	4
GEORGIA	11	KENTUCKY	4
LOUISIANA	7

Fill in the blank: When Peter saw the X-rays of his pet python, he said, "Oh, so that's where my ______ went."

CAT/OTHER PET	34	REMOTE	5
PHONE	19	WALLET/MONEY	5
KEYS	11	SHOES/SOCKS	4
WATCH/JEWELRY	7

Fill in the blank: A woman might say, "I met my ex's new girlfriend and she's ______er than I am."

8 LBS. HEAVIER	27	DUMBER	6
HOTTER	20	THINNER	6
UGLIER	15	YOUNGER	5
TALLER	6

Fill in the blank: According to my mom, I have the best what?

LOOKS/SMILE	43	HEART	6
PERSONALITY/HUMOR	12	MANNERS	4
MIND	8	BOD/BOOTY	S4
MOTHER	7

Name something they'd sell to old men at a store called Forever 81.

SUSPENDERS/CLOTHES	42	CANES/WALKERS	7
VIAGRA	9	TOUPEE/DYE	7
DIAPERS	8	MUSKY COLOGNE	4
DENTURES/FIXODENT	7

Name a place you'd be surprised became clothing optional.

CHURCH	36	RESTAURANT	6
THE BEACH	11	BAR/CLUB	6
MALL/STORE	11	AMUSEMENT PARK	4
WORK	10

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: If I spent a day with Steve Harvey, I'd make sure to impress him with my ______ skills.

COMEDY	28	FASHION/SHOPPING	4
COOKING	21	HOT LOVIN'	4
TALKING	14	IGNORING/GHOSTING	3
TRIVIA/KNOWLEDGE	10

If you lived in the ocean, what kind of sea creature would you most want to be?

DOLPHIN	26	STARFISH	6
WHALE/ORCA	18	SEAL/SEA LION	5
SHARK	16	OCTOPUS	4
MERMAID	9

Bob was too cheap to buy a plane ticket, so he FedExed himself across the country. But what went wrong?

BOX DROPPED/BROKE	21	HAD TO POTTY	8
WRONG ADDRESS	16	BOX FELL FROM PLANE	7
LOST/DELAY	13	PLANE/TRUCK CRASH	7
SUFFOCATED	12

Name something people try to get out of.

JURY DUTY	32	CHORES	6
WORK/MEETING	15	PARTY	5
TICKET	13	JAIL	5
RELATIONSHIP	7

Name a public place where you'd feel strange dancing to music.

LIBRARY	20	DOC/HOSPITAL	8
STORE/MALL	18	FUNERAL/CEMETERY	5
CHURCH	17	PARK	4
COURT/CITY HALL	11

Name a living female singer who might shatter glass when she hits a high note.

MARIAH CAREY	42	ARIANA GRANDE	4
ADELE	17	LADY GAGA	3
CELINE DION	8	TAYLOR SWIFT	3
BEYONCE	5

We asked 100 women...
In your fantasies, you just won a date with what TV host?

STEVE HARVEY	29	JIMMY KIMMEL	7
RYAN SEACREST	14	DREW CAREY	6
MARIO LOPEZ	13	JIMMY FALLON	3
NICK CANNON	10

Name the last person in your life you would want to get caught under the mistletoe with.

EX	27	FRIEND	8
SIBLING	13	BOSS/COWORKER	8
IN-LAW	10	GRANDPARENT	5
PARENT	10

Name a female American celebrity who's basically royalty.

TAYLOR SWIFT	21	CHER	7
OPRAH WINFREY	18	MADONNA	4
MEGHAN MARKLE	15	DOLLY PARTON	3
BEYONCE	13

Name something of your partner's you flush down the toilet during a fight.

RING/JEWELRY	29	TOOTHBRUSH	8
PHONE	16	KEYS	5
WALLET/$$$	9	FAVORITE CLOTHES	4
DRUGS/HEART MEDS	9

Tell me a female Disney character a Disney-loving mom might name her daughter.

ARIEL	29	AURORA	6
BELLE	15	DAISY	5
ELSA	14	MINNIE	5
CINDERELLA	6

We asked 100 men...
Name a famous man that if you looked like him, you'd be dating beautiful women every night.

BRAD PITT	18	RYAN REYNOLDS	11
GEORGE CLOONEY	14	JASON MOMOA	7
TOM CRUISE	12	STEVE HARVEY	6
RYAN GOSLING	11

Keeping it clean, give me an F word that you'd use to describe your family.

FUN/FUNNY	43	FREAKY	5
FANTASTIC	11	FUNCTIONAL	3
FRIENDLY	7	FUNKY	3
FABULOUS	5

Name an animal that always looks like it's really busy.

BEAVER	19	BEE	7
SQUIRREL	18	BIRD/CHICKEN	7
ANT	11	MONKEY/CHIMP	5
RABBIT	10

When you get to heaven, they give you a harp. Name a musical instrument they might give you when you go to hell.

DRUMS	30	BAGPIPES	6
ELECTRIC GUITAR	12	VIOLIN/FIDDLE	5
FLUTE/RECORDER	10	TRUMPET	5
KAZOO	8

What kitchen gadget would you compare your lovemaking to?

BLENDER/MIXER	45	CAN OPENER	3
SPOON/LADLE	10	BASTER	3
HOT OVEN	4	WHISK/BEATER	3
CORK OPENER	3

Name a product you probably shouldn't buy from a dollar store but you do anyway.

FOOD/STEAK	25	BATTERIES	7
SHAMPOO/SOAP	13	MAKEUP	5
TP/TISSUE	9	TOOTHPASTE	4
CLOTHES	8

Fill in the blank: Bar ______.

BAR NONE	20	BARHOPPING	8
BARSTOOL	12	BARBACK	7
BAR FIGHT	10	BARFLY	5
BAR TAB	9

Most man boobs are about the size of what kind of fruit?

APPLES	19	GRAPEFRUITS	7
ORANGES	11	GRAPES	7
PEACHES	9	LEMONS	7
MELONS	9

Name something with the word "devil" in it.

...MADE ME DO IT	43	DEVIL-MAY-CARE	3
...IS IN THE DETAILS	8	DEVILED EGGS	3
SPEAK/TALK OF THE...	4	DIRT DEVIL	3
DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE	3

Name a U.S. state you think of as God's country.

MONTANA	16	COLORADO	8
ALASKA	14	MAINE	6
HAWAII	8	TEXAS	6
WYOMING	8

Fill in the blank: Young and ______.

YOUNG & RESTLESS	16	YOUNG & DUMB	8
YOUNG & FREE	11	YOUNG & HAPPY	5
YOUNG & BEAUTIFUL	10	YOUNG & WILD	5
YOUNG & CAREFREE	9

Fill in the blank: Baby ______.

BABY BLANKET	23	BABY YODA	4
BABY TALK	12	BABY BLUES/BLUE	4
BABY BOY/GIRL	8	BABY SHARK	4
BABY BOTTLE	6

Fill in the blank: Hot ______.

HOT TAMALE	10	HOT DOG/DIGGITY DOG	8
HOT MAMA	9	HOT POTATO	7
HOT SAUCE	8	HOT POCKET	7
HOT DAMN	8

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