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Name something a wife might shove in her husband's big mouth to shut him up. |
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100 |
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A wife might tell her husband she'll get a boob job if he does what to improve his looks? |
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100 |
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Name a way your dad is like a bear. |
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100 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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100 |
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Name something you might be holding while watching "Family Feud" on TV. |
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99 |
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Tell me a place Dracula takes girls on a first date. |
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99 |
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Popeye would be easy to pick out of a police lineup just by his what? |
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99 |
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Tell me another way people say "grandpa." |
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99 |
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Tell me why you think your house is haunted. |
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98 |
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Name something a dog eats that you wouldn't eat no matter how hungry you were. |
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98 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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98 |
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Name something you buy to put on your body. |
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98 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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98 |
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Tell me a word that women use for a very attractive man. |
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98 |
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If your boss were a "Sesame Street" character, which one would he be? |
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98 |
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In Hannibal the cannibal's BLT sandwich, the B might stand for what body part? |
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98 |
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You're buried up to your neck in sand at the beach. What do you worry might happen to your head? |
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98 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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97 |
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Name something you'd stop doing in the nude if you moved back in with your parents. |
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97 |
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Name a specific reason a wife might say she stopped taking romantic baths with her husband. |
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97 |
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Name something big you might take with you to a nude beach. |
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97 |
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Name something a female dolphin might find sexy about her mate. |
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97 |
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When a cowboy wants to spice things up in his love life, he brings what into the bedroom? |
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97 |
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Name a bird that's also the name of a sports team. |
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97 |
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If grandpa is such a grouchy old fart, why doesn't grandma divorce him? |
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97 |
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Name something you do at a rock concert but not at a classical music concert. |
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97 |
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What would be the best thing about being besties with Beyoncé? |
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97 |
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Name a part of your body you could break and still do your job. |
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97 |
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Name something you'd find in a rental car that tells you Snoop Dogg rented it last. |
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96 |
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Scarlett the stripper was mad that someone put what all over the stripper pole? |
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96 |
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Tell me a reason you haven't brushed your teeth for a few days. |
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96 |
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Name a sin that when the preacher talks about it at church, you hope he ain't looking right at you. |
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96 |
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We asked 100 parents... |
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96 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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96 |
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Name a reason someone might be squirming. |
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96 |
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Name something a chicken has that you're glad you don't. |
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96 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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96 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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96 |
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Name something a male stripper called "The Leprechaun" might have. |
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96 |
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Name something Dorothy saw in Oz and said, "We don't have that in Kansas." |
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96 |
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Name a reason a man might say he has a beard. |
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96 |
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Name something from a pet store that Batman might buy Catwoman for her birthday. |
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96 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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96 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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96 |
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Name something a Beverly Hills housewife would be embarrassed to say she does for herself. |
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95 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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95 |
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The world is ending in one hour. Where do you tell the Uber driver to take you? |
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95 |
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Name something the toughest bald guy in the world shaves his head with. |
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95 |
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Name something a good basketball player gets a lot of. |
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95 |
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Name something you say on a date even if you don't mean it. |
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95 |
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How does a man get a girlfriend who's out of his league? |
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95 |
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What's something you do in the shower that you wouldn't do when you're showering with your boo? |
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95 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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95 |
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Fill in the blank: I may be terrible at ______, but I still love doing it. |
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95 |
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A soccer player would be laughed off the field if he wore what kind of shoes? |
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95 |
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We asked 100 single men... |
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95 |
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Name something a married man sees a single guy holding that might make him jealous. |
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94 |
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There's a grizzly bear outside of your tent. What do you do? |
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94 |
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Other than "attractive," what word would you use to describe a very attractive person? |
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94 |
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Your hot date goes in for a kiss, but they have a cold sore. What do you do? |
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94 |
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Name an alcoholic beverage you drink poolside. |
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94 |
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Name something about George Washington that a woman might think was hot. |
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94 |
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Bob said, "My new girlfriend is great -- there's just one problem. She always wants to make out in the middle of" what? |
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94 |
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Name a natural disaster that might describe your lovemaking style. |
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94 |
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Tell me something grandpa might do if he ate one of Snoop Dogg's pot brownies. |
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94 |
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Name a food that would be dangerous to fry when you're naked. |
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94 |
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Tell me something a drunk person might do just like a baby. |
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94 |
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We asked 100 married people... |
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94 |
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If you were covered in quills like a porcupine, name something you might have trouble doing. |
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94 |
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Name a place where you might stick your bottom in the air. |
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94 |
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Name a reason you couldn't be paid to go to your high school reunion. |
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93 |
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Fill in the blank: I'm so happy, I could ______. |
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93 |
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Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the richest TV host of them all? |
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93 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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93 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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93 |
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Fill in the blank: God sent me a text message, and it said "Stop ______ing so much." |
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93 |
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Name something a crab might crab about to its friends. |
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93 |
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Name something that makes a guy a great kisser. |
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92 |
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We asked 100 married women... |
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92 |
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When grandpa and grandma have been making mad love, name something you might find scattered by the bed. |
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92 |
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What would you do if you found out your significant other was your cousin? |
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92 |
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Fill in the blank: My body is like my car because it's always ______. |
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92 |
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Name an animal some men sound like when they make love. |
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91 |
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Name someone you'd never want to take a shower with. |
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91 |
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In heaven, when you turn on the faucet, what comes out? |
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91 |
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Name a baby's first word that tells his parents he's going to be a cowboy. |
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90 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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90 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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90 |
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We asked 100 parents... |
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90 |
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Name a specific sound you'd be shocked to hear coming from a casket at a funeral. |
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90 |
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Name a slang word that Americans call their bottom. |
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90 |
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We asked 100 men... |
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90 |
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We asked 100 married men... |
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90 |
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Name something you hide before giving someone a tour of your house. |
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89 |
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Name a reason a married man might say he went to a singles' bar. |
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89 |
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If you were writing a Yelp review about your stay in prison, name a complaint you might have. |
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89 |
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Name something a caveman has that turns all the cavewomen on. |
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89 |
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You might think you're dying if you wake up and see who standing over you? |
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89 |
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Name something with the word "cream" that a stripper might call herself. |
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89 |
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Susan got too much Botox and couldn't show any emotion when she went where? |
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88 |
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Name a place where saying the wrong thing can get you in big trouble. |
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88 |
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Name something a really dumb guy might have tattooed on his body so he doesn't forget it. |
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88 |
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I see London, I see France, I see you're not wearing underpants. Why? |
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88 |
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Name a place people shouldn't take off their shoes if they have stinky feet. |
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88 |
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Give me a term of endearment starting with "honey" that you might call your partner. |
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88 |
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Past or present, name a celebrity who's been married at least three times. |
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87 |
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Name something a cheerleader puts in the jockstrap of the quarterback who dumped her. |
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87 |
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Social media is the best way to spy on your friends to find out if they are what? |
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87 |
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Fill in the blank with a word starting with the letter S: I wish I were ______. |
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87 |
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Name something Leonardo da Vinci did right before he painted Mona Lisa to make her smile. |
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87 |
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Name something a nerd might do when a girl kisses him for the first time. |
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86 |
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Tell me something you suspect your neighbor does just to annoy you. |
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86 |
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Name a creature you might try to escape from by climbing a tree. |
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86 |
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Who is the greatest rapper of all time? |
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86 |
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Name a reason you might think your date is a witch. |
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86 |
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It would be silly to see the stars of "The Fast and Furious" riding what in their next movie? |
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85 |
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The biggest prank in a nudist colony is to put what on someone's chair? |
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85 |
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Besides a ball, name something you pass. |
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84 |
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The Wicked Witch of the West reminds me a lot of my who? |
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84 |
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Name something a woman can hide in her wig that's too big for a man to hide under a toupee. |
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84 |
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You might get turned off if you find out your date has a lot of what? |
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84 |
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Name a kind of cheese a male stripper might call himself. |
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83 |
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Name a dangerous animal that the worst petting zoo ever would have in it. |
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83 |
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If there were a Ten Commandments for one-night stands, number one would be "thou shalt not" what? |
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83 |
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Name a type of music that makes you want to get up and dance. |
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83 |
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Name a birthday gift your kids get you to let you know you're elderly now. |
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82 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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82 |
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Name someone you're embarrassed to admit you have a crush on. |
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82 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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82 |
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If a five-year-old invited you to their dinner party, what might be on the menu? |
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82 |
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What actor do you think should be on the Mount Rushmore of action movies? |
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82 |
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We asked 100 women... |
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82 |
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Name a kind of fabric you'd be surprised a man's underwear was made of. |
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81 |
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Name something a wife might put on top of her cheating husband's birthday cake. |
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81 |
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Name an emoji that best represents your love life. |
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81 |
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Name something it might be fun to be covered in. |
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79 |
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A wife used to tell her husband, "I think you're sexy." Now she says, "I think you're" what? |
|
79 |
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Name a place where people could be stepping all over you. |
|
77 |
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Name something a tree might complain about. |
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77 |
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After finally saying "I love you" to your partner, you hope they don't say what? |
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74 |
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Name a Mexican food that Americans don't pronounce correctly when ordering it. |
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73 |
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Name a female singer you'd hate to have to follow at a bar on karaoke night. |
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66 |
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Name something you try to get rid of that always seems to come back. |
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64 |
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