Name something a wife might shove in her husband's big mouth to shut him up.
 

100

DONUT/FOOD

64

HER BOOBS

3

SOCK

20

BEER

3

RAG

3

NAPKIN

2

HER FIST

3

HER TONGUE

2







A wife might tell her husband she'll get a boob job if he does what to improve his looks?
 

100

LOSE WEIGHT/GET ABS

60

HAIR TRANSPLANT

5

SHAVE

12

NOSE JOB

4

FACELIFT

8

HAIRCUT/DYE

3

"ENLARGEMENT"

6

TUMMY TUCK/LIPO

2







Name a way your dad is like a bear.
 

100

GROWLS/GROUCHY

35

GIVES BEAR HUGS

10

BIG & ROUND

17

STRONG

5

HAIRY

14

EATS A LOT

4

HIBERNATES/SNORES

12

PROTECTIVE/CARING

3







We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: I've never met a woman who ______s as good as my wife.
 

100

LOOKS/SMILES

31

CLEANS

9

COOKS

22

MANIPULATES

6

LOVES/MAKES LOVE

12

KISSES

6

UNDERSTANDS ME

9

WITHHOLDS SEX

5







Name something you might be holding while watching "Family Feud" on TV.
 

99

REMOTE

46

BOOK TO READ

4

FOOD/DRINK

28

BLANKET

2

PHONE

10

MYSELF

2

PET

5

MY BREATH IN EXCITEMENT!

2







Tell me a place Dracula takes girls on a first date.
 

99

BLOOD BANK

45

MOVIE/TWILIGHT SAGA

9

CASTLE/DUNGEON

15

CASKET/BED

4

CEMETARY/MORGUE

13

STEAKHOUSE

2

DARK BAR/CLUB

9

MOONLIT BEACH

2







Popeye would be easy to pick out of a police lineup just by his what?
 

99

FOREARMS/MUSCLES

40

SQUINTING EYE

6

PIPE

34

BULBOUS CHIN

2

SAILOR SUIT/CAP

7

CAN OF SPINACH

2

TATTOOS

6

VOICE/LAUGH

2







Tell me another way people say "grandpa."
 

99

PAPA

35

GRANDDAD

8

POPS/POP-POP

23

GRANDFATHER

6

GRAMPS/GRAMPY

14

OPA

2

PAW-PAW

9

PAPPY

2







Tell me why you think your house is haunted.
 

98

NOISES/VOICES

68

I DON'T!

3

GHOSTS!

8

COLD BREEZES

2

DOORS OPEN/CLOSE

7

DEAD ANIMALS

2

THINGS MOVE/VANISH

6

GETS DUSTY/DIRTY

2







Name something a dog eats that you wouldn't eat no matter how hungry you were.
 

98

POOP

59

TRASH

3

DOG FOOD/RAW

23

LIVER

3

VOMIT

3

GRASS

2

BONES

3

DEAD ANIMAL/BUGS

2







We asked 100 women...
Name something you'd do at the beach if you lost your bikini top.
 

98

USE TOWEL

48

GET IN OCEAN

6

CROSS ARMS/CUP BOOBS

17

CRY/SCREAM

3

RUN HOME

13

MAKE SEAWEED BIKINI

2

FLAUNT IT/SUNBATHE

7

BLUSH

2







Name something you buy to put on your body.
 

98

LOTION/CREAM

44

SHAMPOO/SOAP

2

CLOTHES/HAT

39

TATTOO

2

COLOGNE

4

MAKEUP

2

JEWELRY/WATCH

3

DEODORANT

2







We asked 100 married women...
What do you wish your husband bought you at least once a month?
 

98

FLOWERS

40

JEWELRY

3

DINNER

25

MASSAGE/SPA DAY

3

CANDY/TREATS

12

CHAMPAGNE/BOOZE

3

VACATION

9

HOUSEKEEPER

3







Tell me a word that women use for a very attractive man.
 

98

HOT/HOTTIE

36

FINE

3

HANDSOME

27

SEXY

3

HUNK

19

CUTE/CUTIE

2

STUD

6

YUMMY

2







If your boss were a "Sesame Street" character, which one would he be?
 

98

OSCAR THE GROUCH

36

ERNIE

6

BIG BIRD

27

KERMIT THE FROG

5

ELMO

12

BERT

2

COOKIE MONSTER

8

GROVER

2







In Hannibal the cannibal's BLT sandwich, the B might stand for what body part?
 

98

BOOTY

33

BLADDER

5

BOOB

23

BONE

5

BRAIN

15

BOLLOCKS

5

BELLY

8

BICEP

4







You're buried up to your neck in sand at the beach. What do you worry might happen to your head?
 

98

STEPPED ON/KICKED

26

CRITTERS ATTACK/PECK

11

HIGH TIDE!

18

HEAD BURIED TOO

4

BIRD POO/DOG PEE

18

SAND IN MOUTH

2

SUNBURN

17

TRUCK RUNS OVER

2







We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: If you were granted one wish, you might use it to become ______.
 

97

RICH

51

YOUNG

6

FAMOUS

11

SEXY

6

TALL

9

HEALTHY

4

HAPPY

7

INVISIBLE

3







Name something you'd stop doing in the nude if you moved back in with your parents.
 

97

SLEEPING

50

SUNBATHE/POOL TIME

4

WALKING AROUND

25

DANCING

2

HOUSEWORK

7

BOINKING

2

COOKING

5

ANYTHING AT ALL!

2







Name a specific reason a wife might say she stopped taking romantic baths with her husband.
 

97

TOO PORKY TO FIT

49

OLD & ARTHRITIC

5

HE FARTS

24

HE PEES IN IT

3

HE'S TOO DIRTY

6

KIDS ARE HOME

2

TOO TIRED/BUSY

6

HAIRY/SHEDS

2







Name something big you might take with you to a nude beach.
 

97

TOWEL/BLANKET

46

CONFIDENCE

3

UMBRELLA

31

SUNGLASSES

3

FLOPPY HAT

4

BAG

3

BEACH BALL

4

FLOAT

3







Name something a female dolphin might find sexy about her mate.
 

97

FINE FINS/TAIL

41

NICE BLOWHOLE

7

CUTE FACE/NOSE

18

FAB PHALLUS

3

SWIM/JUMP SKILLS

14

SLEEK SKIN

3

SULTRY SOUND

9

SIZE/SHAPE

2







When a cowboy wants to spice things up in his love life, he brings what into the bedroom?
 

97

LASSO! YEEHAW!

41

HIS HORSE! GIDDY-UP!

6

SPURS

17

BOOTS

3

WHIP

15

SADDLE

3

HAT

9

CHAPS

3







Name a bird that's also the name of a sports team.
 

97

CARDINALS

41

ORIOLES

8

EAGLES

16

BLUE JAYS

6

FALCONS

10

SEAHAWKS

4

RAVENS

9

PELICANS

3







If grandpa is such a grouchy old fart, why doesn't grandma divorce him?
 

97

HONEY GOT MONEY

37

TOO OLD

6

LOVE

26

HANDY/CHORES

3

TOO MUCH HASSLE

11

SHE'S WEAK

2

MAKES HER SQUEAL

10

HE'S NEVER AWAKE

2







Name something you do at a rock concert but not at a classical music concert.
 

97

SCREAM

31

WAVE LIGHTER/PHONE

7

DANCE/MOSH PIT

20

WEAR JEANS

6

SING ALONG

13

GET DRUNK

6

STAND

10

PASS A JOINT

4







What would be the best thing about being besties with Beyoncé?
 

97

ALL HER $$$

28

FAME

8

MUSIC/FREE TICKETS

27

CELEB PALS/JAY-Z

4

TRAVEL THE WORLD

14

MICHELIN STAR FOOD

3

GREAT PARTIES

11

DESIGNER CLOTHES

2







Name a part of your body you could break and still do your job.
 

97

TOE

23

FOOT

12

NOSE

20

ARM/ELBOW

5

LEG

17

RIB

5

FINGER

12

TOOTH

3







Name something you'd find in a rental car that tells you Snoop Dogg rented it last.
 

96

BLUNT/ROACH CLIP

73

HIS LICENSE

2

CHAIN/BLING

8

MUNCHIES

2

CLOTHES/BANDANA

4

MARTHA STEWART

2

GIN & JUICE

3

MUSIC/SOUND SYSTEM

2







Scarlett the stripper was mad that someone put what all over the stripper pole?
 

96

OIL/GREASE

68

TAR

3

BUTTER

6

JELLY

3

GLUE

6

SYRUP/SAP

3

HONEY

5

TACKS/SPIKES

2







Tell me a reason you haven't brushed your teeth for a few days.
 

96

SORE MOUTH/SICK

54

NO TEETH

4

NO BRUSH/CAMPING

17

BEEN TOO DRUNK

2

LAZY/TIRED

11

SAD/ABOUT BREAKUP

2

TOO BUSY

4

DEAD

2







Name a sin that when the preacher talks about it at church, you hope he ain't looking right at you.
 

96

LUST/SLEEPING AROUND

51

JEALOUSY/ENVY

6

LYING

13

STEALING

4

GLUTTONY/BOOZING

8

SLOTH

4

SWEARING

7

GOSSIPING

3







We asked 100 parents...
If your adult child moved back in with you, what would your first fight be about?
 

96

MESS/LAUNDRY

49

BATHROOM USAGE

3

MONEY/RENT

17

THEIR MATE/LOVERS

2

CURFEW

12

MOVING OUT

2

FINDING JOB

9

THE TV

2







We asked 100 women...
You know your friend is setting you up with a loser if she says, "He has a nice" what?
 

96

PERSONALITY/'TUDE

44

MOTHER

5

SMILE/LAUGH

21

NAME

2

CAR/TRUCK

15

PET

2

TUSH/MAN-CAN

5

OUTFIT/POCKET SQUARE

2







Name a reason someone might be squirming.
 

96

GOTTA PEE/POO

40

SEE CRITTER/BUG

5

LYING/GUILTY

19

PAIN/DENTIST

5

ITCHY/HEMORRHOIDS

11

SITTING/UNCOMF.

4

NERVOUS/SCARED

10

BORED/RESTLESS

2







Name something a chicken has that you're glad you don't.
 

96

BEAK

39

GIZZARD

2

FEATHERS

33

WINGS

2

UGLY FEET

10

CHICKEN LEGS

2

FLESHY NECK/WATTLE

6

EGGS POPPIN' OUT

2







We asked 100 women...
If a man plays what instrument, he's probably good at making love?
 

96

GUITAR

39

VIOLIN/FIDDLE

8

PIANO

19

FLUTE

4

DRUMS

11

HARP

4

SAX

8

TRUMPET

3







We asked 100 women...
A guy looks sexiest when he's doing what outdoors?
 

96

EXERCISE/SWIM'G

34

HOME REPAIRS

3

YARD WORK

32

CLEANING POOL

2

CHOPPING WOOD

14

GRILLING

2

WORKING ON CAR

7

PLAYING W/ KIDS

2







Name something a male stripper called "The Leprechaun" might have.
 

96

GREEN OUTFIT/SKIN

31

RED HAIR/BEARD

7

SHAMROCK/TATTOO

18

LUCKY CHARMS CEREAL

5

GOLD

16

BIG EARS

3

WEE LIL' BODY

13

CLUB/CANE

3







Name something Dorothy saw in Oz and said, "We don't have that in Kansas."
 

96

YELLOW BRICK ROAD

28

COLOR-CHANGING HORSE

5

MUNCHKINS

20

TIN MAN

4

WITCHES

19

MAGIC POPPIES

3

FLYING MONKEYS

15

THE WIZARD

2







Name a reason a man might say he has a beard.
 

96

LOOKS HOT/MANLY

28

STAY WARM

10

HIDE ZITS/SCAR

15

HE'S SANTA

6

UNATTRACTIVE/JAWLINE

14

BECAUSE HE DOES!

5

TOO LAZY TO SHAVE

13

LOOK OLDER

5







Name something from a pet store that Batman might buy Catwoman for her birthday.
 

96

CATNIP

27

BALL/TOY

8

COLLAR & LEASH

21

SCRATCHING POST

7

CAT FOOD/TREATS

16

RATS/MICE

3

A KITTEN

12

LITTER BOX

2







We asked 100 women...
What do you learn about a man's past that tells you there's no future with him?
 

96

MAN-HO

23

LIAR

7

JAIL/MOST WANTED

23

LOTS OF KIDS

4

MOM DRAMA/LIVES WITH

22

CHEAP

4

MANY DIVORCES

10

CAN'T KEEP A JOB

3







We asked 100 married women...
Name a command that would make both your husband and your dog think you were talking to them.
 

96

BE QUIET!

21

DINNER!/EAT!

12

SIT!

17

STAY!

10

COME HERE!

12

DOWN, BOY!

7

STOP!

12

GO FOR A WALK?

5







Name something a Beverly Hills housewife would be embarrassed to say she does for herself.
 

95

CLEANS/LAUNDRY

60

MAKES LOVE TO SELF

2

HER NAILS

15

MOWS LAWN

2

COOKS

S8

PUMPS GAS

2

HER HAIR/COLOR

4

HER MAKEUP

2







We asked 100 men...
Give me one word that describes how you like your food and your women.
 

95

HOT

51

TENDER

4

SPICY

14

CHEAP

3

WARM

10

SATISFYING

3

SWEET

7

SEASONED

3







The world is ending in one hour. Where do you tell the Uber driver to take you?
 

95

HOME/FAMILY'S

47

EATERY/CHILI'S

7

CHURCH

13

CASINO/VEGAS

3

BEACH

11

STORE/SHOPPING

3

BAR

9

STRIP JOINT

2







Name something the toughest bald guy in the world shaves his head with.
 

95

KNIFE/SWORD

42

AX

3

RAZOR BLADE

33

CHAIN SAW

2

BROKEN GLASS

8

SANDPAPER

2

ROCK/FLINT

3

LAWN MOWER

2







Name something a good basketball player gets a lot of.
 

95

BASKETS/SHOTS

33

REBOUNDS

3

MONEY

31

EXERCISE

3

PRAISE/FANS

17

ASSISTS

2

SEX/DATES

4

PRACTICE

2







Name something you say on a date even if you don't mean it.
 

95

LOOK GREAT/CUTE!

31

SO INTERESTING!

7

NICE TIME!

20

THANK YOU!

6

I LIKE/LOVE YOU!

11

GREAT RESTAURANT!

5

SEE AGAIN/CALL

11

NICE TO MEET U!

4







How does a man get a girlfriend who's out of his league?
 

95

BE RICH

31

BE A GOOD MAN

10

BUY GIFTS/BLING

16

CONFIDENCE

10

FUNNY/CHARMING

10

LIE

6

SEDUCTIVE COLOGNE

10

BE PERSISTENT!

2







What's something you do in the shower that you wouldn't do when you're showering with your boo?
 

95

SHAVE

30

MAKE LOVE TO SELF

7

PEE

19

GET CLEAN

4

SING SHOWTUNES

18

TALK TO SELF

2

LET ONE GO

13

SPIT

2







We asked 100 women...
Name something your man has in common with peanut butter.
 

95

SMOOTH

28

SWEET

9

NUTTY

21

STICKY

4

TASTY

15

CREAMY

4

CHUNKY/THICK

10

SALTY

4







Fill in the blank: I may be terrible at ______, but I still love doing it.
 

95

SPORTS/FISHING

28

SHAGGING

12

SINGING

21

DRAWING/PAINT'G

4

COOKING

14

DRIVING

2

DANCING

12

GAMBLING

2







A soccer player would be laughed off the field if he wore what kind of shoes?
 

95

HIGH HEELS

27

SNEAKERS/TENNIES

9

BALLET/DANCE

18

DRESS SHOES

6

FLIP-FLOPS/SANDALS

17

BOWLING SHOES

4

CROCS

11

CLOWN SHOES

3







We asked 100 single men...
What's the single worst thing that can happen on a date?
 

95

NO-SHOW

22

LAME/NO CONVO

9

FORGET WALLET

21

SHE SNEAKS OUT

6

RAGING BOWEL/GAS

18

30-SECOND SEX

5

ARGUE

10

EX SHOWS UP

4







Name something a married man sees a single guy holding that might make him jealous.
 

94

BEAUTIFUL GAL

57

MY WIFE!

2

DOUGH/WALLET

13

SPORTS TICKETS

2

SPORTS CAR KEYS

10

VIDEO GAME

2

BEER

6

GOLF CLUBS

2







There's a grizzly bear outside of your tent. What do you do?
 

94

PLAY DEAD/STAY PUT

52

SHOOT OFF GUN

5

YELL/MAKE NOISE

14

POO/PEE SELF

4

PRAY!

8

CRY

2

RUN

7

SACRIFICE MATE/PAL

2







Other than "attractive," what word would you use to describe a very attractive person?
 

94

HOT/HOTTIE

49

HANDSOME

6

BEAUTIFUL

11

SMOKIN'

4

GORGEOUS

10

PRETTY

3

SEXY

9

NIIIICE

2







Your hot date goes in for a kiss, but they have a cold sore. What do you do?
 

94

TURN AWAY/DUCK

48

RUN!/"TOODLES!"

6

GIVE CHEEK KISS

11

PUSH 'EM AWAY

5

SAY "EW, NO!"

8

FAKE COUGH/SNEEZE

5

KISS 'EM ANYWAY

8

HAND ON MOUTH

3







Name an alcoholic beverage you drink poolside.
 

94

BEER

39

WINE

6

MARGARITA

24

DAIQUIRI

5

PINA COLADA

8

LONG ISLAND

3

MAI TAI

6

MIMOSA

3







Name something about George Washington that a woman might think was hot.
 

94

TRENDY HAIR/WIG

37

DUDE'S SMART

4

POTUS/POWER

26

BRAVE SOLDIER

4

WOODEN TEETH

10

TALL GLASS OF WATER

4

HONEST/CUT TREE

7

SEXY OUTFIT

2







Bob said, "My new girlfriend is great -- there's just one problem. She always wants to make out in the middle of" what?
 

94

TV SHOW/THE GAME

37

THE NIGHT/A NAP

4

CHURCH

25

STORE

3

A MEAL

15

DRIVING/TRAFFIC

3

THE STREET

5

A CONVERSATION

2







Name a natural disaster that might describe your lovemaking style.
 

94

TORNADO/TWISTER

36

LIGHTNING/THUNDER

4

EARTHQUAKE

27

FLASH FLOOD

4

HURRICANE

11

DROUGHT

3

TSUNAMI

6

VOLCANO

3







Tell me something grandpa might do if he ate one of Snoop Dogg's pot brownies.
 

94

CONK OUT

36

HIT ON GRANNY

4

DANCE/STRIP

22

RUN/STREAK

3

LAUGH/SMILE

13

SING/RAP

3

GET MUNCHIES

11

DIE

2







Name a food that would be dangerous to fry when you're naked.
 

94

BACON

35

FISH

5

CHICKEN

23

EGGS

2

FRIES/POTATOES

16

ONION RINGS

2

TURKEY

9

SAUSAGE/FRANKS

2







Tell me something a drunk person might do just like a baby.
 

94

CRY/WHINE

35

DROOL

5

GO IN THEIR PANTS

19

PUKE

5

SLEEP/SNORE

16

CRAWL

4

BABBLE

6

WALK

4







We asked 100 married people...
Fill in the blank: Looks may fade, but my spouse's ______ better stay the same.
 

94

PERSONALITY

34

HEART/KINDNESS

10

WEALTH

18

WORK ETHIC

4

LOVE FOR ME

11

HAIR/HAIRLINE

3

WEIGHT/SMOKIN' BOD

11

SMILE

3







If you were covered in quills like a porcupine, name something you might have trouble doing.
 

94

SLEEPIN'

24

THE NAUGHTY

8

HUG & KISSIN'

22

BATHIN'

7

GETTIN' DRESSED

13

SCRATCHIN'

7

SITTIN'

8

POTTY/WIPIN'

5







Name a place where you might stick your bottom in the air.
 

94

YOGA/GYM

20

BEDROOM

11

DOCTOR

16

CAR WINDOW

8

BEACH

14

POOL

7

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

13

BATHROOM

5







Name a reason you couldn't be paid to go to your high school reunion.
 

93

HATED EVERYONE

45

TOO FAR

6

GAINED WEIGHT

16

HAD BAD REPUTATION

3

BORING/NO INTEREST

10

DIDN'T GRADUATE

2

EX IS GOING

9

I LOOK 90

2







Fill in the blank: I'm so happy, I could ______.
 

93

CRY

43

JUMP FOR JOY

6

SCREAM

12

SING

5

BURST/EXPLODE

9

DANCE

5

POOP/FART

8

SMILE FOREVER!

5







Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the richest TV host of them all?
 

93

STEVE HARVEY

42

JAY LENO

3

PAT SAJAK

14

ELLEN

3

OPRAH

13

JIMMY FALLON

3

RYAN SEACREST

12

JIMMY KIMMEL

3







We asked 100 women...
Why do you sometimes like wearing a face mask in public?
 

93

NO MAKEUP!

33

COVER FROWN/MOUTH

6

ZITS GALORE

21

MY BREATH IS VILE

5

PROTECT MY HEALTH

12

KEEP SMELLS OUT

3

HIDE/INCOGNITO

10

I'M RATHER UGLY

3







We asked 100 married women...
What would your best friend get you as a gift if you got divorced?
 

93

VACAY/GIRLS' TRIP

31

FLOWERS

9

WINE/BOOZE

16

A FACELIFT

7

SPA DAY/MASSAGE

12

ICE CREAM/FOOD

6

A DATE/DATING APP

9

A PET

3







Fill in the blank: God sent me a text message, and it said "Stop ______ing so much."
 

93

SWEARING

27

LYING

5

WORRY/STRESSING

25

TEXTING

4

COMPLAINING

22

VEGGING/SLACKING

3

DRINKING

5

ASKING FOR SO MUCH

2







Name something a crab might crab about to its friends.
 

93

GET EATEN/CAUGHT

25

FOOD/FISH

8

HEAT/COLD

17

CRAMPED SHELL

8

POLLUTION

16

SORE PINCERS

7

SAND EVERYWHERE

10

BEIN' A SHORTIE

2







Name something that makes a guy a great kisser.
 

92

THE LIPS!

38

PRACTICE

8

NO SLOBBER

10

FRESH BREATH

7

PASSION/LOVE

10

GENTLE

7

TONGUE SKILLS

10

HOLDS ME

2







We asked 100 married women...
When your husband is nude, what animal does he remind you of?
 

92

HAIRY APE

35

LION

8

ELEPHANT

19

TIGER

4

BEAR

13

SNAKE

2

GIRAFFE

9

WALRUS

2







When grandpa and grandma have been making mad love, name something you might find scattered by the bed.
 

92

GARB/LONG JOHNS

34

DIAPERS

4

TEETH

31

CANES/WALKERS

3

VIAGRA/MEDS

9

BOTTLES OF LUBE

3

SHEETS/PILLOWS

5

ROSE PETALS

3







What would you do if you found out your significant other was your cousin?
 

92

BUH-BYE!

29

FIND OUT HOW CLOSE

7

CRY/FREAK OUT

22

KEEP IT A SECRET

4

NOTHING

14

LAUGH

4

GET SICK/FAINT

9

MOVE/TO THE SOUTH

3







Fill in the blank: My body is like my car because it's always ______.
 

92

BROKEN DOWN/STALLED

26

IDLE/AT HOME

5

READY/RUNNING

21

OVERHEATING

4

EMPTY/ON FUMES

18

DIRTY

3

CLEAN/SHINY

12

FULL OF GAS

3







Name an animal some men sound like when they make love.
 

91

PIG

42

DOG

7

BEAR

10

HORSE

7

BULL/COW

10

BIRD/CHICKEN

4

APE/MONKEY

8

DONKEY

3







Name someone you'd never want to take a shower with.
 

91

MOM/DADDY-O

32

D-LIST CELEB/POLITICIAN

9

DOG/ANIMAL

13

EX

7

SIBLING

11

MY KID/ADULT SON

5

GRAM/GRAMPS

9

STRANGER

5







In heaven, when you turn on the faucet, what comes out?
 

91

COCKTAILS

26

CHOCOLATE/MILK

7

LIQUID GOLD

18

SODA/MTN. DEW

6

WATER/LA CROIX

17

LEMONADE

2

MONEY

13

RAINBOWS

2







Name a baby's first word that tells his parents he's going to be a cowboy.
 

90

YEEHAW!

40

WHOA

4

HORSEY

16

COW

4

HOWDY

12

MOO

4

GIDDY-UP

6

YIPPEE-KI-YAY!

4







We asked 100 men...
If you had a mating call, what musical instrument would it sound like?
 

90

TRUMPET

36

PIANO

6

SAXOPHONE

12

FLUTE

6

GUITAR

12

FRENCH HORN

4

DRUMS

11

VIOLIN

3







We asked 100 women...
If you really want to see your man sweat, ask him for what?
 

90

MONEY

34

DIVORCE

7

HIS PHONE

15

TRUTH/EXPLANATION

7

ENGAGEM'T RING

10

SEX/THREESOME

5

CAR/ROLLS ROYCE

9

A BABY

3







We asked 100 parents...
Name something you do that embarrasses your kids in front of their friends.
 

90

KISS/HUG/"LOVE U"

33

TALK TOO LOUDLY

7

SING

15

DAD JOKES

5

SHARE PICS/STORIES

13

2-TOOT SALUTE

3

DANCE

11

ASK LOTSA QUESTIONS

3







Name a specific sound you'd be shocked to hear coming from a casket at a funeral.
 

90

TALKING/YELLING

25

SNEEZE/COUGH

8

MOANING

14

SNORING

7

KNOCKING

12

SINGING

7

FARTING

11

LAUGHING

6







Name a slang word that Americans call their bottom.
 

90

BUTT

24

RUMP

4

BOOTY

24

BUM

4

ARSE

15

BADONKADONK

4

TUSH

12

FANNY

3







We asked 100 men...
Name something you keep in your desk at work if you've got a lot of sexy coworkers.
 

90

MINTS/CANDY

21

DEODORANT

10

COLOGNE

17

PIC OF WIFE/MATE

8

MOUTHWASH/SPRAY

13

CAM/VIDEO CAM

7

CONDOMS

11

BINOCULARS/TELESCOPE

3







We asked 100 married men...
Name a question your wife asks you that you pretend not to hear.
 

90

YOU LISTENING?

17

CAN I HAVE MONEY?

10

DO I LOOK FAT?

14

GO SEE MY FAM?

9

TAKE OUT TRASH?

14

WHAT YA THINKIN'?

9

HELP CLEAN/LAUNDRY?

13

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

4







Name something you hide before giving someone a tour of your house.
 

89

DIRTY CLOTHES

43

NUDIE PIX/FLIX

4

ADULT TOYS

15

MEDICATIONS

4

DIRTY DISHES

10

$/WALLET

3

JEWELRY

7

LITTER BOX

3







Name a reason a married man might say he went to a singles' bar.
 

89

HELP BUD/WINGMAN

38

WORK PARTY/MTG.

6

MEET LADIES. DUH

14

BACHELOR PARTY

5

DRINK/THIRSTY

13

SPACE/BE ALONE

4

BORED

6

RESEARCH/TO LOOK

3







If you were writing a Yelp review about your stay in prison, name a complaint you might have.
 

89

FOOD SUCKS

28

DIRTY/RATS

7

NO PRIVACY/CELLMATE

15

RULES/CAN'T LEAVE

6

HARD/LUMPY BED

14

SINGLE-PLY T.P.

4

NOISY NEIGHBORS

11

SMALL ROOMS

4







Name something a caveman has that turns all the cavewomen on.
 

89

BIG CLUB

26

COZY FIRE

10

MUSCLES/ABS

16

HUNTING SKILLS/FOOD

4

LONG HAIR/BEARD

16

TOOLS

3

SEXY LOINCLOTH

11

HIS OWN CAVE

3







You might think you're dying if you wake up and see who standing over you?
 

89

GOD/JESUS

23

DOCTOR

9

GRIM REAPER

16

ANGEL

9

PARENTS

13

THE DEVIL

4

CLERGY

11

GRANDPARENTS

4







Name something with the word "cream" that a stripper might call herself.
 

89

ICE CREAM

20

CREAMSICLE

10

WHIPPED CREAM

17

BUTTERCREAM

7

CREAM PIE/COCONUT

15

CREAM PUFF

6

SWEET CREAM

11

PEACHES 'N CREAM

3







Susan got too much Botox and couldn't show any emotion when she went where?
 

88

FUNERAL

50

CHURCH

3

COMEDY SHOW

15

NIGHTCLUB

3

WEDDING

7

PARTY/B-DAY

3

MOVIES

4

THEME PARK

3







Name a place where saying the wrong thing can get you in big trouble.
 

88

WORK

28

SCHOOL

6

COURT

25

PRISON

6

POLICE STATION

7

CHURCH

5

AIRPORT

7

BAR

4







Name something a really dumb guy might have tattooed on his body so he doesn't forget it.
 

88

HIS NAME

28

ADDRESS

8

BOO'S NAME

15

BIRTHDAY

6

PHONE #

14

ANNIVERSARY

5

SOCIAL SECURITY #

9

PIN #

3







I see London, I see France, I see you're not wearing underpants. Why?
 

88

BATHING

27

IN BED/JAMMIES

5

NO CLEAN ONES

26

LIKE THE FREEDOM

4

UNDIES TOO TIGHT

10

SHOW OFF/SEXY

3

TOO HOT

10

WEARIN' SWIMSUIT

3







Name a place people shouldn't take off their shoes if they have stinky feet.
 

88

SOMEONE'S HOUSE

25

CHURCH

10

AIRPLANE

14

STORE/SHOE SHOP

7

RESTAURANT

12

THEATER

5

WORK

12

GYM

3







Give me a term of endearment starting with "honey" that you might call your partner.
 

88

HONEY BEAR

22

HONEYBUNCH

9

HONEYBUN/BUNS

18

HONEY PIE

9

HONEY BUNNY

10

HONEY BOO

7

HONEY DEAR

9

HONEY BABY

4







Past or present, name a celebrity who's been married at least three times.
 

87

ELIZABETH TAYLOR

43

DONALD TRUMP

6

JENNIFER LOPEZ

11

ANGELINA JOLIE

4

STEVE HARVEY

9

KIM KARDASHIAN

4

ZSA ZSA GABOR

7

TOM CRUISE

3







Name something a cheerleader puts in the jockstrap of the quarterback who dumped her.
 

87

ITCHING POWDER

34

POISON IVY

3

OINTMENT/BENGAY

20

NAIR

2

HOT SAUCE/PEPPER

16

SUPERGLUE

2

BUGS/ANTS

8

TACKS

2







Social media is the best way to spy on your friends to find out if they are what?
 

87

LYING

30

NOT INCLUDING ME

8

IN A RELATIONSHIP

20

RICH/SUCCESSFUL

4

TALKING ABOUT ME

10

STRAIGHT OR GAY

3

CHEATING

9

TRAVELING

3







Fill in the blank with a word starting with the letter S: I wish I were ______.
 

87

SMART

24

SINGLE

4

SKINNY/SLIM

20

SHORT

3

SEXY

18

SUPER/SUPERMAN

3

SLEEPING

13

SNAKELIKE

2







Name something Leonardo da Vinci did right before he painted Mona Lisa to make her smile.
 

87

TOLD A JOKE

23

COMPLIMENTED HER

9

FARTED

18

TICKLED HER

8

MADE LOVE TO HER

9

KISSED HER

7

FLASHED HER

9

GAVE HER A DRINK

4







Name something a nerd might do when a girl kisses him for the first time.
 

86

BLUSH

39

GET TURNED ON

7

LAUGH/SMILE

12

CRY

5

PULL AWAY/PANIC

9

PUKE

3

FAINT

8

CLAP & CHEER

3







Tell me something you suspect your neighbor does just to annoy you.
 

86

YARD WORK/AT 6 AM

33

YELLS

4

BLASTS MUSIC

22

BLOCKS DRIVEWAY

3

DOG OUT/POOPS

11

HAS TRASHY YARD

3

SMOKES

7

WATCHES ME

3







Name a creature you might try to escape from by climbing a tree.
 

86

VICIOUS CHIHUAHUA

31

GATOR/CROC

5

BEAR

25

MOOSE

4

LION

9

HIPPO

3

WOLF

6

RAT/MOUSE

3







Who is the greatest rapper of all time?
 

86

SNOOP DOGG

25

LL COOL J

5

TUPAC

20

THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.

5

EMINEM

16

50 CENT

3

DR. DRE

9

JAY-Z

3







Name a reason you might think your date is a witch.
 

86

MAGIC/SPELLS

24

HER CACKLE

6

FLEW ON BROOM

18

MEAN/SCARY

6

BLACK GARB/HAT

15

HAS BLACK CAT

5

UGLY FACE/WARTY NOSE

8

CAULDRON/BOILS FROGS

4







It would be silly to see the stars of "The Fast and Furious" riding what in their next movie?
 

85

BIKES/TRICYCLES

23

CAMELS

7

HORSE/& BUGGY

21

GO-KARTS

4

SCOOTERS

12

MOPEDS

4

BEETLES/TINY CARS

11

GOLF CARTS

3







The biggest prank in a nudist colony is to put what on someone's chair?
 

85

WHOOPEE CUSHION

22

VASELINE/LOTION/OIL

8

GLUE

16

POOP

5

CHOCOLATE/FOOD

16

SAND

5

TACK/NAIL

11

ICE

2







Besides a ball, name something you pass.
 

84

GAS

45

NOTES/LETTERS

5

TEST

10

SLOW CAR

4

FOOD/PLATE

8

THE BATON

4

A JOINT

5

"THE BUCK"

3







The Wicked Witch of the West reminds me a lot of my who?
 

84

WITCH-IN-LAW

34

BOSS/COWORKER

7

MOM/STEPMOM

11

EX

6

TEACHER

10

GRANDMA

5

NEIGHBOR

7

AUNT/AGNES

4







Name something a woman can hide in her wig that's too big for a man to hide under a toupee.
 

84

MONEY/PURSE

33

PEN/PENCIL

5

PHONE

13

MAKEUP/LIPSTICK

4

GUN/WEAPON

11

FLASK/BOOZE

4

COMB/BRUSH

11

FOOD/BANANA

3







You might get turned off if you find out your date has a lot of what?
 

84

HAIR/BACK HAIR

28

KIDS

4

PIMPLES

16

WARTS

4

BOOS/EXES

15

B.O.

4

DEBT

10

STD'S

3







Name a kind of cheese a male stripper might call himself.
 

83

CHEDDAR

30

AMERICAN

6

GOUDA

19

BRIE

4

PEPPER JACK

10

MUENSTER

4

SWISS

7

STRING CHEESE

3







Name a dangerous animal that the worst petting zoo ever would have in it.
 

83

LION

24

GATOR/CROC

10

BEAR

16

SNAKE/COBRA

6

TIGER

10

PORCUPINE

4

SHARK

10

HIPPO

3







If there were a Ten Commandments for one-night stands, number one would be "thou shalt not" what?
 

83

CALL/TEXT ME

22

TALK/ASK NAME

9

FORGET CONDOM

14

BE MARRIED

8

TELL ANYONE

13

FALL IN LOVE

4

STAY OVER

9

LIE

4







Name a type of music that makes you want to get up and dance.
 

83

HIP-HOP

20

TECHNO/EDM

9

POP

15

DISCO

7

COUNTRY

10

R & B/SOUL

7

ROCK/METAL

9

REGGAE

6







Name a birthday gift your kids get you to let you know you're elderly now.
 

82

CANE/WALKER

37

HEARING AID

4

OLD PEOPLE CLOTHES

18

LOTTA B-DAY CANDLES

3

READERS/MAG. GLASS

10

DIAPERS

3

BLANKET

4

"OVER THE HILL" CARD

3







We asked 100 women...
You know a date is much older than he says he is if he's wearing what?
 

82

TOUPEE/DYE

26

LOAFERS/DRESS SHOES

7

SUIT/TIE

16

A WATCH

6

SUSPENDERS

10

"MEMBERS ONLY" JACKET

5

DIAPER

8

DENTURES

4







Name someone you're embarrassed to admit you have a crush on.
 

82

CELEBRITY

25

BFF

5

BOSS/COWORKER

14

DOCTOR

5

TEACHER

12

NEIGHBOR

5

CLERGY

11

MY EX

5







We asked 100 women...
If your stripper name is your favorite fruit, what's your name?
 

82

JUICY BERRY

24

BANANA

7

PEACHES

15

MANGO

5

CHERRY

13

ORANGE

5

WATERMELON

8

CLEMENTINE

5







If a five-year-old invited you to their dinner party, what might be on the menu?
 

82

CHICKEN NUGGETS

22

COOKIES

6

PIZZA

21

CANDY

6

PASTA/MAC & CHEESE

9

FAKE FOOD/MUD PIE

6

HOT DOGS

7

CAKE

5







What actor do you think should be on the Mount Rushmore of action movies?
 

82

TOM CRUISE

19

BRUCE WILLIS

10

SLY STALLONE

13

CHUCK NORRIS

7

ARNOLD

13

THE ROCK

6

LIAM NEESON

10

DENZEL

4







We asked 100 women...
Admit it -- what TV host, past or present, have you had romantic fantasies about?
 

82

STEVE HARVEY

17

REGIS PHILBIN

9

JIMMY FALLON

15

CONAN O'BRIEN

7

BOB BARKER

12

DONNY OSMOND

6

ALEX TREBEK

11

JEFF PROBST

5







Name a kind of fabric you'd be surprised a man's underwear was made of.
 

81

SILK

41

LACE

5

WOOL

13

LEATHER

4

BURLAP

6

LINEN

3

SATIN

6

CORDUROY

3







Name something a wife might put on top of her cheating husband's birthday cake.
 

81

DIVORCE PAPERS

28

PANTIES/BRA

6

CHEATING PIC

18

MIDDLE FINGER TOPPER

5

POOP FROSTING

7

HER RING

5

CONDOM

7

BOMB/FIREWORKS

5







Name an emoji that best represents your love life.
 

81

SMILEY/HAPPY :-)

26

LAUGHING

6

SAD/CRYING :-(

19

BROKEN HEART

5

HEART

9

POOP

5

FROWN

7

THUMBS DOWN

4







Name something it might be fun to be covered in.
 

79

CHOCOLATE/HOT FUDGE

29

PUPPIES/KITTENS

5

WHIPPED CREAM

16

BUBBLES

3

GOLD/BENJAMINS

15

JELL-O

3

SNOW/ICE/WATER

5

BLANKETS

3







A wife used to tell her husband, "I think you're sexy." Now she says, "I think you're" what?
 

79

HANDSOME/SEXIER

20

STUPID

6

PORKY

16

DEAF

5

LAZY

15

STINKY

5

ELDERLY

8

ANNOYING

4







Name a place where people could be stepping all over you.
 

77

WORK

23

BEACH

5

CONCERT

14

CEMETERY

5

BAR/CLUB

11

STORE/MALL

5

SPORTING EVENT

9

THEATER/MOVIE

5







Name something a tree might complain about.
 

77

DRY/THIRSTY

22

FOLKS CLIMBING IT

4

CRITTERS/DOGS

20

ROOTS CRAMPED/SORE

4

FALLING LEAVES

15

COLD/SNOW

4

BEING CUT

4

STANDS ALL DAY

4







After finally saying "I love you" to your partner, you hope they don't say what?
 

74

"THANKS"

23

"REALLY?"

5

"I DON'T"

14

"THAT'S NICE"

5

"IT'S OVER/BYEEE!"

9

"ME TOO"

5

"OK"

8

"I HATE YOU!"

5







Name a Mexican food that Americans don't pronounce correctly when ordering it.
 

73

FAJITA

14

TACO

8

QUESADILLA

14

SALSA

5

BURRITO

13

GUACAMOLE

5

ENCHILADA

9

TORTILLA

5







Name a female singer you'd hate to have to follow at a bar on karaoke night.
 

66

ADELE

15

MARIAH CAREY

7

TAYLOR SWIFT

15

DOLLY PARTON

5

LADY GAGA

8

CELINE DION

5

BEYONCE

7

CARRIE UNDERWOOD

4







Name something you try to get rid of that always seems to come back.
 

64

LAST 10 LBS.

15

LOSER MATE/EX

7

ILLNESS/HEADACHE

11

DUST

6

ZITS

8

WEEDS

5

BUGS/ANTS

7

HAIR/GRAYS

5







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