Name a school subject parents pray their teenager doesn't need help with.
 

100

MATH

76

P.E.

3

SEX ED

12


SCIENCE

5


ENGLISH/SPELLING

4








We asked 100 married women...
Name something Mickey Mouse has that would be weird if your husband had it too.
 

100

BIG MOUSE EARS

70

WHITE GLOVES

5

A TAIL

10


HIGH VOICE/GIGGLE

8


MINNIE MOUSE

7








We asked 100 women...
Name something you do to a bald man's head to get him in the mood.
 

100

RUB/STROKE IT

63

OIL IT UP

2

KISS IT

18


LICK IT

14


PAT IT

3








Name something that gets harvested.
 

100

FRUITS/VEGGIES

57

EGGS

2

WHEAT/HAY

36


ORGANS

3


WEED

2








You'd be annoyed to find out that the flowers your date gave you came from where?
 

99

GRAVE/FUNERAL

42

ANOTHER DATE/EX

8

GARDEN/THE YARD

21


DOLLAR STORE/GAS STN.

17


THE GARBAGE

11








It would be weird to make out on a quilt with a photo of your deceased who printed on it?
 

99

PARENTS

36

EX

4

GRANDPARENTS

32


PET/DOG

17


SPOUSE

10








We asked 100 women...
What Vegas casino game best describes your man in bed?
 

99

POKER/7-CARD STUD

25

ROULETTE

16

BLACKJACK/21

24


CRAPS

17


SLOTS

17








If a man is extremely cheap, name a place he may suggest for a first date.
 

98

CHEAP RESTAURANT

79

HIS/HER PLACE

2

THE PARK

12


STORE/FOR FREE SAMPLES

3


LIBRARY

2








Name something you do to imitate a rooster.
 

98

"COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!"

77

PECK

2

STRUT

15


KICK/CLAW GROUND

2


FLAP MY ARMS

2








If a woman mentions her clown phase, what specifically about her appearance might she be referring to?
 

98

GAUDY MAKEUP

68

OUTFIT/POLKA DOTS

2

CURLY/UNRULY HAIR

17


ORANGE/DYED HAIR

7


RED/PIMPLY NOSE

4








Name an award an actor can win.
 

98

ACADEMY AWARD

64

RAZZIE

2

EMMY

23


GOLDEN GLOBE

5


TONY

4








We asked 100 women...
If you saw your friend's groom kiss the wedding planner before the ceremony, what would you do?
 

98

TELL THE BRIDE

54

MIND MY BUSINESS

4

CONFRONT GROOM

21


SNAP A PIC

13


KICK THEIR BUTTS

6








Name something a dog does when it hears thunder that you'd be surprised a person would do.
 

98

HIDE/COWER

52

SHAKE

2

HOWL/WHIMPER

31


RUN

7


PEE ON SELF

6








Name something a super-polite mugger does after mugging you.
 

98

THANKS ME

50

HUGS ME

2

APOLOGIZES

40


RETURNS PURSE/ID

4


ASKS IF I'M OK

2








We asked 100 married men...
Admit it: Just once, you'd like to try on your wife's what?
 

98

LINGERIE/UNDIES

49

FLUFFY ROBE

2

WIG

22


BLOUSE

13


SHOES/HEELS

12








Fill in the blank: ______ whiz.
 

97

CHEEZ WHIZ

74

MATH WIZ

2

GEE-WHIZ

14


QUIZ WIZ

5


THE WIZ

2








What kind of music would be hard to fall asleep to?
 

97

METAL/ROCK

73

COUNTRY/BLUEGRASS

2

RAP

18


POLKA

2


TECHNO

2








Name a word other than "dude" that men call their male friends.
 

97

BRO/BRUH

63

HOMEY/HOMEBOY

2

BUDDY

19


MAN

10


PAL

3








We asked 100 married men...
You'd be willing to renew your vows if you could skip which one this time?
 

97

TO OBEY

55

IN SICKNESS...

2

FORSAKE ALL OTHERS

15


RICHER, POORER

14


TIL DEATH...

11








Fill in the blank: Steve Harvey makes me laugh so hard, I ______.
 

97

PEE/POO MYSELF

49

FALL DOWN

2

CRY

32


SNORT

9


FART

5








Name something you see when you look in the mirror and realize for the first time you're getting old.
 

97

WRINKLES

48

BALD SPOT

2

GRAY HAIR

40


EYE BAGS/DROOPY LIDS

5


WIDENING NOSE

2








Name something you'd get kicked out of a mattress store for doing on one of their beds.
 

97

SLEEPING

38

EATING ON IT

3

THE NASTY

29


JUMPING UP & DOWN

22


WETTING IT

5








We asked 100 women...
Name something your man would look sexy riding.
 

97

MOTORCYCLE

37

TRACTOR

4

HORSE

32


ME

16


BICYCLE

8








Name a reason you might suspect you're turning into an elf.
 

96

POINTY EARS

72

LONG NOSE

2

SHRINKING

17


BUYING/MAKING GIFTS

3


BIG FEET

2








What's the worst thing about a public steam room?
 

96

NAKED RANDOS

53

CAN'T SEE!

2

GERMS/FILTH

26


STINKY/B.O.

9


TOO HOT

6








Name something a quarterback hopes the center doesn't do when hiking the ball.
 

96

FART

38

BE TOO CLOSE/STEP ON

2

MISS/FUMBLE SNAP

37


FALL

14


NAIL HIM W/ BALL

5








If there were a casino just for kids, what card game would they have instead of poker?
 

95

GO FISH

60

CRAZY EIGHTS

5

UNO

18


WAR

7


OLD MAID

5








We asked 100 men...
It's your first day in prison. Tell me how you're going to make friends with your cellmate.
 

95

CHAT/SHARE LAUGHS

48

CARD TRICKS/MAGIC

5

SHARE FOOD

18


OFFER CIGARETTES

13


KEEP QUIET

11








We asked 100 single women...
Oh no -- your boyfriend just confessed to you that he's what?
 

95

GAY/BI

41

NOT HAPPY

5

CHEATING

27


MARRIED

17


BROKE

5








We asked 100 married women...
You'd be furious if your husband did what while you did a sexy dance for him?
 

95

YAWNED/FELL ASLEEP

40

WALKED AWAY

4

LAUGHED

30


PHONE/TEXTED

15


WATCHED TV

6








We asked 100 single women...
Name something you do on a first date that your mom would not have done.
 

95

KISS

39

DRESS SEXY/COMMANDO

5

NOOKIE

24


PAY

19


OPEN MY OWN DOORS

8








We asked 100 women...
What might you prefer to do with your gay guy friend than with your boyfriend?
 

95

SHOP

39

DO OUR HAIR

5

DANCE CLUBS/DRINK

24


GOSSIP/TALK

15


WATCH TV/MOVIES

12








Name a "Sesame Street" character who would be fun to hang out with at a wedding.
 

95

BIG BIRD

28

ERNIE

5

ELMO

26


OSCAR THE GROUCH

20


COOKIE MONSTER

16








Name something that would make you pucker.
 

94

LEMON

72

SOUR GRAPES

2

SOUR CANDY/SWEETS

13


A KISS

5


VINEGAR

2








Name something coworkers do in the office kitchen that drives everyone crazy.
 

94

SPILL/NOT CLEAN UP

51

FART

2

MICROWAVE FISH

19


STEAL FOOD

12


YAP/LOITER

10








Name a famous Jennifer.
 

94

JENNIFER ANISTON

43

JENNIFER HUDSON

5

JENNIFER LOPEZ

25


JENNIFER LAWRENCE

11


JENNIFER GARNER

10








Name a reason you are wearing gloves.
 

93

I'M COLD

66

COMMITTING CRIME

3

CLEANING/DISHES

13


GARDENING/YARD WORK

8


SURGERY/MEDICAL

3








Name something that has an eye but can't see.
 

93

NEEDLE

51

"i" WORDS/ALPHABET

2

STORM

25


POTATO

13


CAMERA

2








Fill in the blank: You call someone who won't stop talking a ______ mouth.
 

93

BLABBERMOUTH

39

CHATTER MOUTH

4

BIGMOUTH

18


MOTORMOUTH

17


LOUDMOUTH

15








Name something that goes "flip-flop."
 

92

FLIP-FLOPS/SHOES

68

NERVOUS STOMACH

2

FISH

11


OPINIONS/POLITICIANS

9


HEART

2








What do you think is America's most popular NBA basketball team?
 

92

L.A. LAKERS

62

NEW YORK KNICKS

3

CHICAGO BULLS

10


BOSTON CELTICS

9


GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS

8








Name a kind of professional you might not want anyone to know you paid to see.
 

92

THERAPIST/SHRINK

50

PRO WRESTLERS

2

HOOKER

17


STRIPPER

12


DOC/PLASTIC SURGEON

11








Name something the ghost of a cat might do to let their owner know they're still around.
 

92

MEOW/SOUNDS

44

LEAVE FUR/HAIRBALL

2

PLAY/KNOCK STUFF OVER

28


SCRATCH

15


RUB ON LEG

3








We asked 100 women...
You hope your friends tell you if your what is lopsided?
 

92

CHEST

31

EYEBROW

9

HAIR/WIG

23


SHIRT/CLOTHES

18


MAKEUP

11








Name a hand gesture everyone understands no matter what language you speak.
 

91

FLIPPIN' THE BIRD

51

OK

5

WAVING

20


THUMBS UP/DOWN

9


PEACE

6








Name a word that starts with "cow."
 

90

COWARD

29

COWHIDE

3

COWBOY

27


COWBELL

18


COWABUNGA

13








What might a guy give his girlfriend that she'd say "My ex gave me a better one"?
 

89

RING/JEWELRY

70

CAR

3

THE BIG "O"

6


KISS

6


VACATION

4








Name something of which you wish you could get a new one every three years.
 

89

CAR

68

COMPUTER

3

PHONE

11


BODY

4


SPOUSE

3








Name a costume that if you wore it, might make people come and ask you for help.
 

89

POLICE OFFICER

50

SUPERMAN

4

NURSE

14


FIREFIGHTER

12


DOCTOR

9








Name a Britney Spears song that describes you in the bedroom.
 

89

OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN

49

I'M A SLAVE 4 U

3

BABY ONE MORE TIME

19


TOXIC

11


CIRCUS

7








Name something that swings.
 

89

SWING/ROPE

49

PENDULUM

7

MONKEY/APE

13


FUN COUPLE/PEOPLE

11


DOOR

9








Name something specific you yell at the screen when watching a horror movie.
 

89

DON'T GO THERE!

36

YOU IDIOT!

4

RUN!/GET OUT!

25


NOOOOOOO!

16


LOOK OUT!/BEHIND YOU!

8








We asked 100 men...
If you lost your pocket square, what could you stuff in your suit pocket as a substitute?
 

89

NAPKIN/PAPER TOWEL

34

SMALL RULER

3

TISSUE/T.P.

23


HANKY

21


SOCK

8








You're at a serious function. You are overcome with the giggles. What do you do?
 

88

STEP OUT/RESTROOM

62

SAD/SERIOUS THOUGHTS

3

COVER MY MOUTH

10


LAUGH IT OUT

9


"COUGH"/BLOW NOSE

4








You'd panic if a bee flew into your what?
 

85

MOUTH

47

HAIR

6

EAR

15


NOSE

10


PANTS/CLOTHES

7








Name a type of bank a really dumb guy might try to rob.
 

85

SPERM BANK

33

ONLINE BANK

4

BLOOD BANK

26


KID'S PIGGY BANK

12


FOOD BANK

10








If two circus clowns got married, what might the wedding guests throw instead of rice?
 

85

BALLOONS

33

PIES

6

CONFETTI/GLITTER

24


RED NOSES

14


CIRCUS POPCORN

8








Name a gift you'd give to someone you know nothing about.
 

84

GIFT CARD/CASH

38

BOOZE/WINE

6

CANDLE

17


CANDY/FOOD

14


FLOWERS/PLANT

9








Susan said, "My boyfriend's proposal wasn't very romantic. He had the ring in one hand and ______ in the other."
 

84

A BEER/BOOZE

30

A PRENUP

6

HIS PHONE

22


FOOD/A BURGER

18


THE REMOTE

8








Name a popular female country singer.
 

83

DOLLY PARTON

32

TAYLOR SWIFT

4

REBA MCENTIRE

18


CARRIE UNDERWOOD

15


SHANIA TWAIN

14








Name something a magician might pretend to cut in half as part of his divorce settlement.
 

83

$$$/ALIMONY

31

THE DOG

4

HIS WIFE

24


THE HOUSE

17


THE CAR

7








Fill in the blank: A woman might call her man "honey ______."
 

83

HONEY BUNS

29

HONEY-DO/DEW

7

HONEY BEAR

17


HONEYBUNCH

17


HONEY BUNNY

13








Name a reason you might give someone a side hug instead of a real hug.
 

82

DISLIKE THEM/CREEPY

31

BIG BOOBS/BELLY

4

THEY STINK

19


SICK

14


NOT CLOSE/JUST MET

14








Name an occupation where you'd be surprised someone had a lot of tattoos and piercings.
 

82

CLERGY/NUN

29

POLICE OFFICER

5

DOC/DENTIST

27


TEACHER/PRINCIPAL

15


LAWYER

6








Name an activity you've always been bad at.
 

81

SPORTS/EXERCISE

56

SEWING/KNITTING

5

DANCING

7


PAINTING/ART

7


SINGING

6








Name an animal a man with a huge nose might be compared to.
 

81

ELEPHANT

41

PIG

6

BIRD/TOUCAN

14


ANTEATER/AARDVARK

11


MONKEY/APE

9








Tell me something women probably find attractive about Prince Harry.
 

80

FACE/SMILE

23

ACCENT

8

MONEY

22


RED HAIR

17


ROYALTY/POWER

10








Fill in the blank: Grandma said, "Grandpa is so cheap, we've still got the same ______ we had when we got married."
 

79

BED/FURNITURE

37

HOUSE

4

CAR/TRUCK

28


TV

5


CLOTHES/UNDIES

5








Flll in the blank: Daddy ______.
 

78

DADDY WARBUCKS

28

DADDY-O

6

DADDY LONGLEGS

24


DADDY DAY CARE

13


DADDY ISSUES

7








Name a car brand that a car-loving dad might name his kid.
 

78

FORD

28

CHEVY

9

MERCEDES

20


PORSCHE

11


FERRARI

10








Fill in the blank: ______ on it.
 

78

SIT ON IT

22

SLEEP ON IT

9

BET ON IT

18


THINK ON IT

16


COUNT ON IT

13








Name something enjoyable that once it's over, you might want to do it again.
 

77

NOOKIE

40

SKYDIVE

3

AMUSEMENT RIDE

14


EAT

12


VACAY/CRUISE

8








Name a fruit you would not want on your head if someone were going to shoot it off with an arrow.
 

76

GRAPE

36

HEAVY WATERMELON

7

APPLE

14


CHERRY

10


BLUEBERRY

9








Fill in the blank: Pink ______.
 

75

PINK PANTHER

38

PINK LEMONADE

4

PINK FLOYD

23


PINK ELEPHANT

5


PINK CADILLAC

5








Name a type of character you see in every teen movie.
 

72

NERD

24

FUNNY BEST FRIEND

8

BAD GUY

17


MEAN/SPOILED GIRL

12


JOCK

11








Name something that people get removed from their bodies.
 

72

MOLE

20

FAT

10

APPENDIX

15


TATTOO

15


WART

12








Tell me the U.S. state that has the most manly men.
 

71

ALASKA

29

FLORIDA

6

TEXAS

23


MONTANA

7


CALIFORNIA

6








Name an S word that describes how you think of yourself.
 

69

SMART

42

SWEET

4

SEXY

12


SILLY

6


SAVVY

5








Name an animal that people keep as pets but probably shouldn't.
 

69

SNAKE

34

FERRET

4

MONKEY/APE

16


TIGER

8


GATOR/CROC

7








Name something people say is never around when you need one.
 

68

COP

47

HAMMER/TOOL

4

PEN

9


DOCTOR

4


SALESPERSON

4








Name a bug that a wrestler might use as their stage name.
 

67

SPIDER/BLACK WIDOW

23

COCKROACH

10

DUNG BEETLE

12


WASP/HORNET

11


PRAYING MANTIS

11








You hate people rushing you when you're doing what?
 

67

EATING

21

WORKING

7

SHOPPING

17


AN EPIC DUMP

12


DRESSING

10








Fill in the blank: ______ truck.
 

67

PICKUP

20

MONSTER

7

FIRE

16


DUMP

15


MACK

9








Name a phrase that starts with "down the..."
 

65

DOWN THE RIVER

20

DOWN THE TUBES

7

DOWN THE HATCH

16


DOWN THE STREET

12


DOWN THE ROAD

10








Name a movie that you think everyone in the U.S. has seen at least once.
 

58

TITANIC

24

FORREST GUMP

5

THE WIZARD OF OZ

10


STAR WARS

10


E.T.

9








Name something that's better when it's thick.
 

54

MILKSHAKE

21

PUDDING

5

STEAK

14


SOUP/CHOWDER

8


WOMEN

6








Name an artist whose music is responsible for a lot of babies being made.
 

54

BARRY WHITE

19

FRANK SINATRA

4

MARVIN GAYE

16


LUTHER VANDROSS

10


AL GREEN

5








Name something you wouldn't do, even for a million bucks.
 

53

MURDER

26

STREAK

6

CHEAT ON MATE

7


SKYDIVE

7


EAT INSECTS

7








Name a city that's close to being heaven on Earth for someone who likes to travel.
 

46

PARIS

22

NEW YORK

5

HONOLULU

7


LAS VEGAS

7


SAN FRANCISCO

5








Name a musical artist who gets you in the mood for love.
 

42

BARRY WHITE

20

BARRY MANILOW

4

MARVIN GAYE

7


FRANK SINATRA

6


LUTHER VANDROSS

5








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