If someone's funky aroma stayed on your clothes, name something you'd do to get rid of it.
 

100

WASH 'EM

42

AIR FRESHENER/LYSOL

10

SPRITZ COLOGNE

18

HANG UP/OUTSIDE

2

THROW OUT/BURN

18


GO CHANGE

10








Fill in the blank: A woman might say to her man, "If you love me, you also have to love my ______."
 

100

PET

41

FRIENDS

3

FAMILY/KIDS

41

COOKING/VEGAN DISH

2

QUIRKS/PERSONALITY

7


BODY/BEER GUT

6








If the booty fairy granted you one wish, you'd ask them to make your booty what?
 

100

FIRM/TIGHT/PERKY

32

JIGGLE/DANCE

3

BIG/JUICY

27

SMOOTH/HAIRLESS

2

SMALL/THIN

26


ROUNDER

10








We asked 100 single women...
His ring is off, but how can you tell that the guy you're on a date with is married?
 

100

RING MARK

32

SEE HER PIC

9

WIFE CALLS/TEXTS

25

ACTS NERVOUS

7

HE TELLS YOU

16


NEVER INVITED HOME

11








Name something that might be fun about dating Willy Wonka.
 

99

FREE CANDY!

83

WACKY/IMAGINATION

3

RIVER/BOAT RIDES

4

HE'S RICH

2

OOMPA LOOMPAS

4


LIVE IN FACTORY

3








We asked 100 women...
Name an activity you'd put on the itinerary for a Vegas divorce party.
 

99

MALE STRIP JOINT

57

SPA DAY

3

BAR/CLUB

19

SIGNING THE PAPERS

2

GAMBLING

11


GO TO A SHOW

7








We asked 100 women...
What do women talk about when you go to the restroom together?
 

99

MEN/THEIR DATES

55

GOSSIP/OTHER GALS

8

MAKEUP

14

THEIR HAIR

5

OUTFITS

9


THE FOOD

8








We asked 100 women...
Name something about Mister Rogers that would be a turnoff in your man.
 

99

HIS CARDIGAN

54

ALWAYS HAPPY

3

VOICE/HOW HE TALKS

28

HIS EYEBROWS

2

SINGING

9


SHOES/CHANGING SHOES

3








Name something the person carrying the Olympic torch hopes doesn't happen.
 

99

TRIPS & FALLS

53

IT RAINS

5

FLAME GOES OUT

24

PANTS FALL DOWN

3

DROPS IT

8


BURNS STUFF/SELF

6








We asked 100 men...
The last name you'd want to accidentally call your wife in a passionate moment is whose?
 

99

MY EX'S

51

MY MOM'S...

5

HER MOM'S

18

MY OWN NAME!

2

HER BFF'S

14


HER SISTER'S

9








We asked 100 married men...
Tell me something you notice that makes you think your wife is becoming a nun.
 

99

NO SEX!

46

STOPPED CUSSING

9

WEARING A HABIT

17

CHURCH EVERY DAY

3

READS BIBLE

12


PRAYS A LOT

12








We asked 100 women...
You just discovered the diamond in your engagement ring is fake. What do you do?
 

99

CONFRONT/YELL

41

CRY

7

NADA/LOVE IT!

29

GIVE BACK/THROW AT HIM

6

TOSS IN TRASH

8


DUMP HIM!

8








We asked 100 married men...
What does your wife do when she thinks you're not listening to her?
 

99

YELLS/TALKS LOUDER

37

QUIZZES ME

12

KEEPS TALKING

20

MAKES UP WILD STORY

2

"ARE YOU LISTENING?"

15


GETS MAD

13








We asked 100 women...
Some men you've dated smell like what stinky animal?
 

99

DOG

36

COW

4

SKUNK

30

GOAT

2

PIG

21


HORSE

6








Name a sound people make while eating that ruins everyone else's appetite.
 

99

CHEWING/SMACKING

36

GRUNT/MOAN

6

SLURP

26

GAG

5

BURP

19


2-TOOT SALUTE

7








What would you do if you suspected your significant other was lying about what they did for work?
 

99

FOLLOW THEM

31

BREAK UP!

3

GO TO THEIR JOB

25

GOOGLE 'EM/LINKEDIN

3

ASK/CONFRONT

20


CALL JOB/BOSS

17








Fill in the blank: After winning the hot dog eating contest, the first thing Big Billy wanted to do was ______.
 

98

HURL

80

EAT ANOTHER!

2

POOP

6

BURP

2

SLEEP

5


DRINK SOMETHING

3








If you want to play cops and robbers in the bedroom, name a prop you might use.
 

98

HANDCUFFS

74

PILLOWCASE FOR LOOT

3

TOY GUN

11

BADGE

2

MASK

4


BILLY CLUB

4








We asked 100 women...
You'd never tell your boo that you had a freaky dream about who?
 

98

MY EX

64

ANYONE!

4

HIS BEST FRIEND

11

HIS BOSS

2

CELEB/DENZEL

10


HIS BROTHER

7








A married man learns never to ask his wife for what when she's mad at him?
 

98

SEX

63

FORGIVENESS

2

COOK FAVE MEAL

22

LOVE & KINDNESS

2

KISS/HUG

5


MONEY

4








Name something specific about the Joker that'd be a turnoff to his blind date.
 

98

MAKEUP/CREEPY SMILE

63

TACKY PURPLE SUIT

3

ALWAYS LAUGHS/JOKES

16

GREEN HAIR

2

ANNOYING VOICE

7


VIOLENT/CRAZY

7








What props does a stripper dressed as a "Harry Potter" character need?
 

98

WAND

61

BROOM

4

GLASSES

20

BOOK

2

HAT

6


CAPE

5








People might call you a party pooper if you do what while the party's going on?
 

98

LEAVE

58

BE BORING/ON COUCH

2

SLEEP/YAWN

29

CALL THE COPS

2

TURN THE MUSIC OFF

4


POOP

3








Name a way that Hot Santa might be different from regular Santa.
 

98

HOT BOD/6-PACK

55

DANCES/TWERKS

2

SEXY OUTFIT/NO PANTS!

31

BETTER GIFTS

2

YOUNGER

5


HANDSOME FACE

3








We asked 100 married women...
What would you do if you saw a dating app on your husband's phone?
 

98

CONFRONT/YELL

48

BREAK THE PHONE

2

DIVORCE HIM

23

DOWNLOAD ONE TOO!

2

OPEN IT

19


SMACK HIM

4








We asked 100 married women...
When your husband is hoping for a little romance, he puts on what?
 

98

MARVIN GAYE/MUSIC

48

PUPPY EYES

2

COLOGNE

23

THE CHARM

2

HIS B-DAY SUIT

17


CLEAN UNDERWEAR

6








We asked 100 women...
Name something about the underwear your man is wearing that's a turnoff.
 

98

STAINS/SMELLY

44

THONG/G-STRING

3

HOLES

19

BOXERS

2

SAGGY/TOO BIG

17


TIGHTY WHITIES

13








We asked 100 men...
What's the sexiest thing about you?
 

98

FACE/SMILE/EYES

40

MY BRAIN

3

PHYSIQUE/BOOTY

36

SULTRY VOICE

2

THICK HAIR

11


PERSONALITY/HUMOR

6








If you're getting a Brazilian butt lift, you probably live in what U.S. city?
 

98

L.A./BEVERLY HILLS

40

SAN FRANCISCO

5

MIAMI

31

ATLANTA

2

LAS VEGAS

11


NEW YORK

9








We asked 100 married men...
Your boss comes to dinner and hits on your wife. What do you do?
 

98

IGNORE/LET HIM

38

LAUGH/SMILE

11

PUNCH HIM

21

QUIT/LOOK FOR JOB

2

ASK FOR A RAISE

15


SHOW HIM THE DOOR

11








We asked 100 married men...
You might practice what to impress your wife on your anniversary?
 

98

COOKING

38

YOGA/WEIGHTS

9

SHAGGING

19

CLEANING

2

DANCING

17


SINGING

13








Name something you might say to avoid eating a terrible meal someone cooked for you.
 

98

SICK/TUMMY ACHE

36

GOTTA GO, BUMMER!

3

JUST ATE/FULL

34

WENT VEGAN

2

ALLERGY/GLUTEN

18


DIETING/FASTING

5








We asked 100 married men...
You just found out that your marriage is invalid. What do you do?
 

98

REMARRY

36

PANIC

7

NOTHING/KEEP SECRET

23

DATE/FIND GALS

3

RUN!/BAIL!

17


CELEBRATE/PARTY

12








We asked 100 women...
Give me an affectionate term your man calls you that starts with "baby."
 

98

BABY GIRL

36

BABY LOVE

8

BABY DOLL

22

BABY CHICK

2

BABYCAKES

20


BABY MAMA

10








What would you do at an open-casket funeral if you noticed the deceased's pants were unzipped?
 

98

NOTHING/IGNORE

30

WALK OUT

4

TELL SOMEONE

29

COVER/WITH A LILY

2

ZIP HIM UP

28


LAUGH/SMILE

5








We asked 100 single men...
Name something you hope a girl doesn't bring with her on a date.
 

98

HER FRIEND

27

HER BOO/HUBBY

9

HER PARENTS

26

A WEAPON

6

HER KIDS

19


AN STD

11








The kids didn't want to go to their aunt's house for the summer because she makes them do what?
 

97

CHORES/CLEAN

79

EARLY BEDTIME/NAP

2

EAT GROSS FOOD

6

KISS HER

2

CHURCH/PRAY

5


READ/STUDY

3








To make your ex jealous, you'd post a pic of what?
 

97

NEW BOO/DATE

68

HAPPY FAMILY/KIDS

2

ME/LOOKIN' HOT

14

NEW HOUSE

2

EXOTIC VACAY/BEACH

8


MY WEDDING

3








Name something that might go from sharp to dull.
 

97

KNIFE

66

PAIN

4

PENCIL

13

SAW

2

PERSON/MIND

6


RAZOR

6








Name something a rich guy might spend thousands of dollars on when he throws a party.
 

97

ALCOHOL

64

ICE SCULPTURE

2

FOOD/WAGYU BEEF

16

DRUGS

2

DJ/BAND

10


EXOTIC DANCERS

3








Name something that might go wrong at a beach wedding.
 

97

RAIN/WIND/STORM

64

SHARK ATTACK

3

WAVE/TSUNAMI

15

BEACHED WHALE

2

HIGH TIDE

8


SEAGULLS/BIRDS

5








What's a simple way to look busy at work without actually doing any work?
 

97

USE COMPUTER/TYPE

63

WALK QUICKLY

3

BE ON THE PHONE

12

CARRY TOOL/CLIPBOARD

3

SHUFFLE PAPERS

12


SCRIBBLE

4








Name something you wish you could change about your elbows.
 

97

DRY/ROUGH SKIN

58

COLOR/DARKNESS

3

SKINNY/BONEY

21

IN FRONT/BEND OTHER WAY

2

TOO FLABBY

8


SENSITIVE/PAIN

5








A man knows it's going nowhere if a woman compares him to her who?
 

97

BROTHER

58

MOM

4

DAD

16

PET/CHIHUAHUA

3

BESTIE/GAY FRIEND

9


EX

7








Name something that's gross to do before touching a shared bowling ball.
 

97

PICK/BLOW NOSE

49

SCRATCH BUTT

5

EAT/LICK FINGERS

19

TOILET & NOT WASH

3

SNEEZE/COUGH

14


SPIT ON HANDS

7








Name an occasion when you should not give someone a congratulations card.
 

97

DEATH/FUNERAL

46

MED PROCEDURE/ILL

7

DIVORCE/BREAKUP

20

FAIL TEST/CLASS

2

FIRED/LAID OFF

14


IN/OUT OF JAIL

8








When the romance has died, you and your partner stop doing what before bed?
 

97

KISSING

46

BRUSHING TEETH

5

MAKING LOVE

20

SHOWERING

3

CUDDLING

13


TALKING/"LOVE YOU"

10








What would you do if you saw your friend shoplifting while you were with them?
 

97

CONFRONT/SCOLD

43

JOIN IN

5

WALK AWAY/LEAVE

30

END FRIENDSHIP

4

IGNORE IT

10


REPORT THEM

5








Name a reason someone wouldn't want their picture on social media.
 

97

WANTED CRIMINAL

43

CHEATING

4

PRIVATE/SHY

24

AVOIDING EX

4

THEY LOOK BAD

15


WITNESS PROTECTION

7








Fill in the blank: Before a date, I have to shave my ______.
 

97

LEGS

42

HEAD

3

FACE

29

NOSE HAIR

2

LOINS

16


ARMPITS

5








What's the best way to make sure no one sits next to you on a bus?
 

97

PUT STUFF ON IT

37

TALK TO SELF

6

BE SMELLY/FART

26

STARE AT THEM

3

SPREAD OUT/LIE DOWN

19


COUGH/ACT SICK

6








Name a place where you will not get in trouble for being naked.
 

97

HOME/SHOWER

35

LOCKER ROOM

6

NUDE BEACH/COLONY

33

STRIP CLUB

2

DOC/HOSPITAL

11


SPA/SAUNA

10








What might a professional chef be disappointed by in your kitchen?
 

97

DULL KNIVES

34

FOOD/SPICE CHOICES

11

APPLIANCES/OVEN

16

CLEANLINESS

7

COOKWARE/1 POT

15


TINY SPACE

14








Name something that's easy to squeeze out but hard to put back in.
 

96

TOOTHPASTE

70

BOWEL MOVEMENT

2

KETCHUP/CONDIMENT

15

SHAMPOO

2

JUICE OF FRUIT/VEG

5


PIMPLE

2








Name something you'd hate to have happen while you were making love in a tent in the woods.
 

96

BEAR/WILD ANIMAL

70

POTTY BREAK

2

TENT FALLS/BLOWS OFF

15

FOREST FIRE

2

RAIN/SNOW

4


BUG BITES

3








Name something dad gets on Father's Day that he has to pretend he likes.
 

96

TIE

67

ART/DRAWING

4

SOCKS

14

SHIRT

2

MUG

5


FATHER'S DAY CARD

4








Name something you do with your bottom.
 

96

SIT ON IT

65

WASH IT

3

WIPE IT

14

SPANK/SMACK IT

2

SHAKE/WIGGLE IT

8


POOP WITH IT

4








Name a part of a man's body that he'd hate to look exactly like his mom's.
 

96

CHEST

62

STOMACH

6

BUTT

10

LEGS

3

FACE/NOSE

8


PRIVATES

7








Name a part of your body you like the smell of.
 

96

MY HAIR/SCALP

57

MY FEET/TOES

3

MY HANDS/FINGERS

23

MY BREASTS

2

MY ARMS/PITS

8


MY LOINS

3








We asked 100 men...
If you woke up as a woman tomorrow, what would you do?
 

96

EXPLORE/TOUCH BOD

46

SHOP/BUY HEELS!

3

CRY/SCREAM

27

HOOK UP!

2

GAZE IN MIRROR

11


RACE TO E.R.

7








We asked 100 women...
Why might you think your date is older than his dating profile?
 

96

GRAY/BALDING

43

USES CANE

3

WRINKLES/EYE BAGS

28

MATURE PERSONALITY

2

CONVO/CALLS ME A DAME

11


OUTFIT

9








Uh-oh -- you hooked up with your coworker over the weekend. What do you do on Monday?
 

96

WORK/NOTHIN' HAPPENED

40

BE FLIRTY/BY COFFEE

5

CALL IN SICK

21

DO IT AGAIN!

3

AVOID THEM

19


QUIT

8








What do you do to cover up bodily noises when you're in the bathroom?
 

96

RUN WATER

36

SING/HUM

6

TURN ON FAN

18

BLAST MUSIC

6

COURTESY FLUSH

16


COUGH/CLEAR THROAT

14








Name a reason a wife approves of her husband's new assistant.
 

96

MALE

35

HE'S HOT!

2

SHE'S UGLY/HOMELY

27

GAY/LESBIAN

2

SHE'S 90

24


GOOD ASSISTANT

6








We asked 100 married women...
Your husband said he's going to pamper you this weekend. What are you hoping he'll do?
 

96

MASSAGE/SPA

35

TAKE ON TRIP/HOTEL

4

COOK/DINNER OUT

26

GO. AWAY.

2

CLEAN/LAUNDRY

21


LET ME SLEEP IN

8








Name something your mate's booty has in common with a basketball.
 

95

ROUND

56

HAS LINES ON IT

3

BOUNCY

21

LOTSA BUMPS/DIMPLES

2

FIRM/HARD

9


BIG/PLUMP

4








Where does a nerdy guy go to pick up a nerdy gal?
 

95

LIBRARY

51

SCHOOL/SCIENCE FAIR

5

CONVENTION/COMIC-CON

23

A MATH MEET

2

BOOKSHOP

8


GAME/ELECTRONICS SHOP

6








Name a sound you'd play on your phone if you heard a burglar in your home.
 

95

SIREN

38

HORN/AIR HORN

5

DOGS/WOLVES

22

SCARY MUSIC/"JAWS"

2

GUN

18


ALARM

10








Name something a widow does at her husband's funeral that makes you suspect she doesn't miss him too much.
 

95

LAUGHS/SMILES

36

DANCES

3

GETS FLIRTY/BRINGS DATE

33

NO-SHOW/BAILS

3

DOESN'T CRY

17


WEARS RED

3








We asked 100 women...
When you picture the man of your dreams, he's holding what?
 

95

ME/MY HAND

31

RING/JEWELRY

10

FLOWERS

25

MY DINNER

3

PUPPY/ANIMAL

15


WAD OF CASH/WALLET

11








When sharks get together for movie night, tell me a movie they might all want to watch.
 

94

JAWS

66

SHARK TALE

2

FINDING NEMO

19

THE LITTLE MERMAID

2

THE BLUE LAGOON

3


BAYWATCH

2








When a guy's last remaining hair on his head falls out, tell me something specific he might do with it.
 

94

SAVE/FRAME IT

59

BURN IT

2

THROW IT AWAY

25

KISS IT

2

GLUE IT BACK ON

3


BURY IT/HAVE FUNERAL

3








Name something a cat lady might do like a cat to fit in with her cat family.
 

94

PURR/MEOW

58

STRETCH/WITH BUTT UP

4

EAT/LAP UP MILK

12

CAT COSTUME

2

LICK/GROOM

12


SNUGGLE/NAP

6








If you fall in love fast, you might be doing what by the third date?
 

94

MAKIN' WHOOPEE

53

MEETING FAMILY

2

PROPOSING/MARRYING

24

DIVORCING

2

MOVING IN

8


KISSING

5








At Christmas, grandma got confused. Instead of hanging a stocking on the mantel, she hung up her what?
 

94

BRA

49

GIRDLE

4

PANTIES

16

DENTURES

3

HOSE/NYLONS

15


SOCKS

7








You'd hate someone to say "Wow -- I've never done this before" as they were about to do what to you?
 

94

SURGERY/MEDICAL

49

TATTOO YOU

7

KISS YOU

16

SECURE BUNGEE CORD

4

HAVE SEX

9


CUT HAIR

9








Name a tool in a toolbox that you'd hate to see your dentist holding.
 

94

HAMMER

46

SCREWDRIVER

7

DRILL

17

CHISEL

4

SAW

10


PLIERS

10








If a stripper called himself The Mailman, name a prop he might use in his act.
 

94

MAILBAG

39

HIS UNIFORM

3

LETTER/PACKAGE

37

POSTAL CART

2

MAILBOX

10


POSTAGE STAMP

3








Name something a toddler does when they're mad that you shouldn't do when you're mad.
 

94

SCREAM/YELL

38

THROW SELF ON FLOOR

4

CRY

23

SPIT

2

THROW THINGS/FOOD

19


STOMP FEET

8








Name a food you expect to see at a carnival.
 

94

COTTON CANDY

32

ELEPHANT EAR

5

FUNNEL CAKE

24

FRIED DOUGH

3

CORN DOG/HOT DOG

22


POPCORN

8








Your favorite celebrity is sitting next to you at a restaurant. What do you do?
 

94

PIC/AUTOGRAPH

31

STARE

7

GREET/SAY "HI"

29

FREEZE UP/GET SHY

3

IGNORE/EAT

14


SMILE/GIGGLE

10








If wives designed wedding rings for their husbands, what would happen if he took it off?
 

94

ELECTRIC SHOCK

23

HE BLOWS UP

7

CUT/CHOP FINGER OFF

23

DYE/MARK FINGER

4

TIGHTER/STUCK

22


ALARM/ALERT

15








Name a physical sport that you'd be shocked they play at a nursing home.
 

93

FOOTBALL

77

SOCCER

2

BASKETBALL

5

DODGEBALL

2

RUGBY

5


BOXING

2








Name an inappropriate occasion to hit on someone no matter how hot they are.
 

93

FUNERAL

66

DATE W/SOMEONE ELSE

3

CHURCH

9

FAMILY REUNION

2

WEDDING/THEIR WEDDING

8


WORK

5








Name something that pairs well with biscuits.
 

93

GRAVY

59

HONEY

4

BUTTER

17

CHICKEN

3

JELLY/JAM

6


TEA

4








What's a dead giveaway that a teenager threw a party when their parents were gone?
 

93

TRASH/EMPTIES

50

SMELL/BEER & WEED

4

STUFF BROKEN/DAMAGE

19

VOMIT ALL OVER

4

LIQUOR'S GONE

11


HOUSE TOO CLEAN

5








Name an emoji you would never text to your parents.
 

93

EGGPLANT

47

TONGUE

3

POOP

24

DEVIL

2

MIDDLE FINGER

11


ANGRY/FROWNY FACE

6








Tell me the worst place to be when you realize that brownie you ate was a pot brownie.
 

93

WORK/INTERVIEW

42

COURT

4

CHURCH

28

SCHOOL

3

BEHIND WHEEL

9


PARENTS'/FAM GATHERING

7








Name a tropical cocktail you crave when you're on the beach.
 

93

PINA COLADA

36

DAIQUIRI

9

MAI TAI

18

MOJITO

6

SEX ON THE BEACH

12


MARGARITA

12








Pretend you're back in kindergarten right now. What are you doing?
 

93

COLORING/CRAFTS

33

HAVING SNACK/MILK

4

NAPPING

32

EATING GLUE

2

PLAYING/RECESS

15


LEARNING

7








Grandma wants to have a hot girl summer, so she started taking what classes at the gym?
 

93

YOGA

30

POLE DANCING

6

ZUMBA/JAZZERCISE/STEP

27

SPINNING

5

PILATES

17


SWIMMING

8








Name a circus act that reminds you of your job.
 

93

JUGGLER

27

TRAPEZE

10

ANIMAL TAMER

25

RINGMASTER

5

CLOWN ACT

14


TIGHTROPE WALKER

12








Fill in the blank: You're not getting older, you're getting ______er.
 

92

WISER/SMARTER

55

SLOWER

3

BETTER

22

WEAKER

2

FATTER

7


SEXIER

3








Name something that starts with "a barrel of..."
 

92

MONKEYS

54

OIL

4

LAUGHS

14

MONEY

2

FUN

13


BEER

5








If a woman married a much older man, what might her husband and their newborn baby have in common?
 

92

NEED DIAPERS

51

NEED BIBS/DROOL

3

BALD

25

UGLY

2

WRINKLES

6


NO TEETH

5








There should be a fairy like the Tooth Fairy that gives you cash when you lose what?
 

92

YOUR HAIR

47

YOUR JOB

3

WEIGHT

22

MONEY/WALLET

3

YOUR VIRGINITY

11


YOUR KEYS

6








What's something you might regret texting your ex?
 

92

LOVE YOU

36

HEYYY

3

MISS YOU/COME BACK

29

HATE YOU/INSULTS

3

NUDES

16


YOU UP?/COME OVER

5








Name something a frog might have trouble adjusting to after he turns into a prince.
 

92

WALK'G/STANDING

34

NEW BODY/HEIGHT

8

THE FOOD/NO BUGS

27

HAS A VOICE

4

WEARING CLOTHES

11


OUT OF WATER

8








To be the best Elvis impersonator in Vegas, you have to have what?
 

92

GOOD VOICE

30

SWAGGER/CHARISMA

7

HAIR/SIDEBURNS

19

HIS HEIGHT/BUILD

3

OUTFIT/JUMPSUIT

17


DANCE/HIP MOVES

16








We asked 100 men...
What do other men do in a sexier way than you do?
 

92

TALK/CHAT UP

30

DRESS

12

WALK/SWAGGER

16

RUN/WORK OUT

9

DANCE

13


SMILE

12








Bob returned his dentures because they kept popping out when he did what?
 

92

LAUGHED/SMILED

27

WHISTLED

6

ATE/CHEWED

24

KISSED

3

SPOKE

22


SNEEZED/COUGHED

10








Name something that Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer have in common.
 

91

FUNNY/COMEDIANS

69

STYLISH

2

THEY'RE BLACK

11

THEY'RE MEN

2

TV STAR/FAMOUS

5


OH-SO-FINE

2








We asked 100 women...
Name something that you just don't understand why men like it so much.
 

91

SPORTS

49

TOOLS

3

BOOBS/BOOTY

27

ANIMATED TV/FILM

3

VIDEO GAMES

5


FARTING

4








Why wouldn't you recommend your friend for a position at your job?
 

91

BAD WORKER/LAZY

43

COMPETITION

4

UNQUALIFIED/DUMB

20

YAPS/DISTRACTING

4

JOB/BOSS SUCKS

12


ALWAYS LATE/FLAKES

8








Name something you'd do if you got in your boss's car and it smelled bad.
 

91

OPEN A WINDOW

42

TELL THEM

5

GET OUT/LEAVE

18

SPRAY PERFUME

3

HOLD MY BREATH

13


IGNORE/SUFFER

10








We asked 100 men...
Name a work uniform you might wear in the bedroom.
 

91

POLICE OFFICER

32

HAZMAT SPECIALIST

7

FIREFIGHTER

18

HARD HAT/CONSTRUCTION

5

LIFEGUARD/TRUNKS

15


DOCTOR

14








Name something at a nightclub that would make a person over 40 say "I'm too old for this."
 

91

LOUD/BAD MUSIC

31

YOUNG'UNS

9

DANCING/MOSH PIT

29

NO SEATS/CROWDED

3

SHOTS/BEER PONG

10


GO-GO DANCER/POLE

9








Name something wife #2 does when she hears that wife #1 is stopping by.
 

91

LEAVES/HIDES

30

SEXY OUTFIT

8

CLEANS HOUSE

21

LOCKS THE DOORS

4

HAIR & MAKEUP

14


YELLS/GETS MAD

14








No matter how bad the breakup, name a gift from an ex that you'd never give back.
 

90

RING/JEWELRY

59

CLOTHES

4

PET

9

COLOGNE

2

CAR/MASERATI

8


MONEY

8








Bad news: Your phone was hacked. Worse news: They sent your naughty selfies to who?
 

90

MY PARENTS

43

EVERYONE/THE NEWS

5

BOSS/COWORKER

26

MY EX

3

MY SPOUSE/MATE

8


MY KIDS

5








If your dogs could trash-talk your house, what would they say?
 

90

MESSY/REEKS

41

BORING!/NEEDS TOYS

5

IT'S PUNY/TINY YARD

19

TOO MANY STAIRS

4

NOT ENOUGH FOOD

13


TOO CLEAN

8








Fill in the blank: A woman might tell her ex-husband, "The next time I see you, I hope you're in ______."
 

90

HELL/THE GRAVE

38

SHAPE/THE GYM

3

JAIL/CUFFS

36

DEBT/BANKRUPTCY

3

A BETTER MOOD

6


THERAPY/REHAB

4








Give me a reason your date might remind you of Elmo.
 

90

HIGH-PITCHED VOICE

36

TICKLISH

7

GIGGLES/GOOFY

17

CUTE

3

HE'S HAIRY

17


RED SKIN/HAIR

10








Name something you might accidentally leave on the nightstand of a one-night stand.
 

90

JEWELRY/WED RING

34

UNDIES/BRA

9

PHONE

16

DENTURES/RETAINER

4

CONDOM/WRAPPER

15


WALLET/CASH

12








Name something that's rude to do while watching the vows at a wedding.
 

90

TALK/TAKE A CALL

30

LOUD SNEEZE/COUGH

7

LAUGH

23

YELL/BOO

4

YAWN/SLEEP

15


TEXT/APP/WATCH GAME

11








Name a good gift for someone who needs help relaxing.
 

89

MASSAGE/SPA DAY

50

CANDLE

6

WEED/MEDS

14

PILLOW

3

BOOZE

10


BATH BOMB/CALGON

6








You're not a good therapist if you do what to your patients?
 

89

BERATE/LAUGH AT

48

GIVE BAD ADVICE

3

HIT ON/SLEEP WITH

17

SHARE MY ISSUES

3

IGNORE/TALK OVER

15


SPILL THEIR SECRETS

3








Your date might tell you to do what right before kissing?
 

89

FRESHEN BREATH/BRUSH

42

"LOOK IN MY EYES"

5

CLOSE EYES

18

WIPE MOUTH

4

PUCKER UP

13


COME CLOSER/HUG

7








Taylor Swift and Beyoncé might argue over who has more what?
 

89

MONEY

34

AWARDS

5

FANS/FOLLOWERS

27

BOOTY

4

HITS/RECORDS

14


TALENT/VOCAL RANGE

5








What's a lie that a woman might tell her mom about her new boyfriend?
 

89

RICH

32

GOES TO CHURCH

4

GOOD JOB/DOCTOR

30

HE'S SINGLE

3

HIS AGE

14


NICE/GOOD TO ME

6








Name a reason you might suspect your date is a prisoner.
 

89

GARB/JUMPSUIT

27

NEVER MET/ONLY CALLS

10

CUFFS/CHAINS

18

PARANOID

3

TATTOOS

16


ANKLE MONITOR

15








If you ever go see a shrink, it will definitely be because of your who?
 

89

PARTNER

26

IN-LAWS

8

PARENTS

25

SELF/OTHER PERSONALITY

5

EX

14


CHILD

11








Name a place you wouldn't want to end up sitting next to someone with an annoying laugh.
 

88

THEATER/MOVIE

40

RESTAURANT/DINNER

4

COMEDY CLUB

21

WORK/MEETING

3

PLANE

15


CHURCH

5








A funeral is not the best place to tell your mate what?
 

88

BREAKING UP/DIVORCE

40

LOVE YOU/MARRY ME

3

CHEATED

18

GETTIN' TURNED ON!

3

SICK/DYING

13


PREGNANT

11








Name something you'd do if you saw a joint in your Uber driver's car.
 

88

PUFF-PUFF, PASS

30

CALL COPS

4

CANCEL/GET OUT

28

SCREAM/CRY

4

IGNORE IT

17


REPORT/1 STAR

5








Name someone you've cussed out when you know they can't hear you.
 

88

SPOUSE/PARTNER

26

KID

6

PARENT

19

GRANDPARENT

3

BOSS/COWORKER

18


BAD DRIVER

16








Name an animal that's easy to imitate during charades.
 

88

DOG

24

CAT

9

MONKEY/APE

20

COW

9

ELEPHANT

14


BIRD/CHICKEN

12








Name something a kid might be tempted to put on his teacher's chair.
 

87

TACK/NAIL

31

FROG/CRITTER

6

WHOOPEE CUSHION

21

GLUE

4

GUM

14


FOOD/APPLE

11








After a bad breakup, name something a woman might leave in her ex's house for him to remember her by.
 

86

CLOTHES/PANTIES

50

PHOTO

6

PERFUME

9

POOP

5

RING

9


A MESS/DAMAGE

7








Name something a movie director might say on a set that they might also say to their mate in bed.
 

86

ACTION!

40

ROLL CAMERA!

6

CUT!

15

MOVE/LITTLE TO THE LEFT

3

AGAIN...TAKE 2!

12


THAT'S A WRAP!

10








Fill in the blank: Soul ______.
 

86

SOUL TRAIN

27

SOUL SISTER

7

SOUL FOOD

25

SOUL MUSIC

3

SOUL MAN

14


SOULMATE

10








We asked 100 women...
What pizza topping would make a good pet name for your man?
 

86

SAUSAGE

27

PEPPER

11

PEPPERONI

15

OLIVE

5

CHEESE/EXTRA CHEESE

15


HAM

13








We asked 100 women...
Name something men lie about that you pretend to believe.
 

86

$$$/JOB

23

THAT YOU'RE PRETTY

12

WHERE THEY WERE

20

THEIR "SIZE"

4

HEIGHT/WEIGHT

14


ATHLETIC/BENCH 300

13








Name a smell that might remind a woman of her ex.
 

85

COLOGNE/AFTERSHAVE

62

WOOD

3

CIGS/CIGARS

8

CHEESE

2

BEER

6


SWEAT/B.O.

4








If they made cereal with prizes for adults, you'd love to find what at the bottom of the box?
 

85

CASH/GIFT CARD

44

JOINT/DRUGS

4

DIAMOND/JEWELRY

18

PHONE

4

MINI BOOZE BOTTLE

8


CAR KEY

7








What does the bathroom attendant do for you in the world's fanciest bathroom?
 

85

HANDS ME A TOWEL

38

COLOGNE SPRITZ

5

WIPES ME

19

TURNS WATER ON

3

WASHES/DRIES HANDS

15


OPENS DOOR

5








Name an occupation where cutting something for people is part of the job.
 

85

BUTCHER/DELI

36

CHEF/PIZZA MAKER

7

HAIRSTYLIST

17

GARDENER/LANDSCAPER

7

FABRIC CUTTER/TAILOR

10


CARPENTER/BUILDER

8








Name something you associate with Canada.
 

83

MAPLE/SYRUP

47

"EH"/ACCENT

4

HOCKEY/SKATING

15

NIAGARA FALLS

3

COLD WEATHER

8


MOUNTIES

6








Name a game at which you're ashamed to say you've cheated.
 

83

CARDS/POKER

41

LIFE

4

MONOPOLY

22

YAHTZEE

3

SCRABBLE

8


GOLF

5








Name something from a supermarket that's too big to steal by hiding it in your underwear.
 

83

TURKEY

31

BEEF ROAST/STEAK

6

MELON

25

HAM

5

GALLON OF MILK

10


CASE OF SODA/BEER

6








Name a food you love that comes out of a can.
 

83

SOUP/CHILI

28

SPAM

6

TUNA

19

OLIVES

4

BEANS

18


CORN

8








You woud be insulted if someone compared your skin to what type of fabric?
 

83

LEATHER

27

DENIM

6

WOOL

20

COTTON

5

CORDUROY

13


BURLAP

12








Name a scary movie character a lot of people dress up as for Halloween.
 

83

JASON

26

DRACULA

5

FREDDY KRUEGER

20

CHUCKY

5

MICHAEL MYERS

17


GHOSTFACE

10








Name a place you've made love where you knew you might get in trouble but you did it anyway.
 

82

CAR/PKG. LOT

43

WORK/BOSS' DESK

4

PARENTS' HOUSE/BED

14

PUBLIC BATHROOM

4

PARK

12


BEACH

5








Name a type of ball you could balance on that booty of yours.
 

82

BASKETBALL

26

BEACH BALL

7

TENNIS BALL

21

GOLF BALL

6

SOCCER BALL

14


FOOTBALL

8








Name a state someone might be named after.
 

81

GEORGIA

41

ARIZONA

5

VIRGINIA

18

ALASKA

3

ALABAMA

9


MONTANA

5








Name a word or phrase that starts with "snap."
 

81

SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!

34

SNAPCHAT

8

SNAPDRAGON

15

SNAP OUT OF IT

6

SNAPSHOT

9


SNAP PEAS

9








Other than a whistle, name something you blow in public.
 

81

INSTRUMENT/SAX

28

YOUR COOL/TOP

6

NOSE

18

CANDLE/ON CAKE

5

BUBBLE/GUM

18


BALLOON

6








If a wife finds out on Monday that her husband is cheating, name something of his she'd sell on Tuesday.
 

80

CAR/TRUCK

41

TV/REMOTE

4

SPORTS EQUIP./CLUBS

17

MOTORCYCLE

4

CLOTHES/SUITS

9


RING/JEWELRY

5








Name a sport that you're better at when you're drunk.
 

80

BOWLING

22

DARTS

10

GOLF

14

BASKETBALL

9

BEER PONG

13


POOL

12








If you call a man an eagle, it's a compliment. If you call him what kind of bird, it's an insult?
 

80

DODO

20

PIGEON/DOVE

10

TURKEY

16

BUZZARD

6

CHICKEN

16


VULTURE

12








Name an ice cream topping that's an even sweeter pet name for your boo.
 

79

SPRINKLES

31

HONEY

6

CHERRY

14

PEANUT

6

CHOCOLATE/FUDGE

14


CARAMEL

8








Name a place that isn't as much fun if you go there alone.
 

79

THEME PARK/CARNIVAL

28

BEACH

6

RESTAURANT

16

CASINO/VEGAS

3

MOVIE

14


BAR/CLUB

12








We asked 100 men...
What celebrity would make the best gym partner?
 

79

DWAYNE JOHNSON

24

VIN DIESEL

8

ARNOLD

21

TOM HANKS

4

SLY STALLONE

12


BRAD PITT

10








Name a reason you might wear a shirt with a person's face on it.
 

79

CONCERT

20

JOKE/PRANK

10

BIRTHDAY

19

BACHELOR/ETTE PARTY

6

MEMORIAL/FUNERAL

13


ELECTION

11








Name a pop star a dancer dreams of working with.
 

77

TAYLOR SWIFT

33

PAULA ABDUL

6

BEYONCE

19

MADONNA

5

BRITNEY SPEARS

7


J-LO

7








Name a reason a Sunday school teacher asks you to never bring your kid back.
 

76

CUSSES

30

CRYBABY

3

BULLY/FIGHTS

18

NOT LISTENING

3

GOD WHO?/YAY SATAN!

16


CHATTER BOX

6








Name a female rapper who is the perfect combination of brains and booty.
 

76

CARDI B

20

BEYONCE

10

MEGAN THEE STALLION

14

MISSY ELLIOTT

6

QUEEN LATIFAH

14


NICKI MINAJ

12








You've never seen it, but you're sure what exists?
 

75

GOD/HEAVEN

25

GHOSTS

9

ALIENS/UFO'S

16

BILLION DOLLARS

4

BIGFOOT

11


AIR/WIND/OXYGEN

10








Name something grandpa might leave you in his will that makes you think he didn't really love you all that much.
 

74

NOTHING/A DOLLAR

27

HOOPTIE CAR

4

CARDIGAN/GARB

19

TOOLS

4

HIS DENTURES

14


BILLS/TAX LIEN

6








Name a word you might use to describe a cup of coffee and your boss.
 

74

BITTER

24

COLD

4

STRONG

17

SWEET

4

HOT

17


BLACK

8








If you can't sing, name an artist you should avoid choosing at karaoke.
 

74

MARIAH

21

TAYLOR SWIFT

3

WHITNEY

18

BEYONCÈ

3

CELINE DION

15


ADELE

14








When little kids are playacting, they pretend to be what?
 

74

DOCTORS

15

ANIMALS/DRAGONS

9

SUPERHEROES

15

PRINCESS/ROYALTY

8

COPS & ROBBERS

15


MOM & DAD

12








Name something you had as a teenager that the one you have now is much better.
 

73

CAR

43

MATE/HONEY

5

PHONE

9

BRAIN/SENSE

5

BODY

6


TV

5








Name a cocktail you'd be surprised to see a pro wrestler drinking.
 

73

MARTINI/APPLETINI

28

DAIQUIRI

4

COSMO

19

SEX ON THE BEACH

4

SHIRLEY TEMPLE

13


PINA COLADA

5








If your shower could talk, it might say to you, "You're really" what?
 

71

DIRTY/SMELLY

26

HAIRY

6

FLABBY

13

OLD

4

CLEAN NOW!

13


CUTE/SEXY

9








We asked 100 women...
Name a sexy Halloween costume you'd wear to make an ex jealous.
 

71

NURSE

21

WONDER WOMAN

7

FRENCH MAID

16

ELVIRA/VAMPIRE

7

PLAYBOY BUNNY

11


SEXY CAT/CATWOMAN

9








Name something annoying a man does that a woman is willing to put up with if he's sexy.
 

69

SNORES

20

EATS LOUD/MOUTH OPEN

7

BRAGS/YAPS

16

FLIRTS/CHEATS

4

FARTS/DUTCH OVEN

15


DRINKS/WINE COOLERS

7








Some dogs can't taste any difference between shoes from Payless and shoes from which fancy store?
 

68

MACY'S

27

JIMMY CHOO

5

NORDSTROM

15

PRADA

4

GUCCI

9


NEIMAN MARCUS

8








Fill in the blank: I'm in ______.
 

68

TROUBLE

23

HELL

5

LOVE

20

DEEP

4

HEAVEN

10


A PICKLE

6








Name an occupation of a man who could take a woman to new heights.
 

67

PILOT

44

PRESIDENT

4

ROOFER/CONSTRUCTION

6

DOCTOR

4

CEO

5


ASTRONAUT

4








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: If a date asked you to drive him to ______, you'd run away.
 

67

JAIL

20

BANK TO ROB

7

HIS EX'S/BABY MAMA'S

16

A PSYCH WARD/DOC

7

HIS PARENTS'

9


HIS WIFE'S/BOO'S

8








Name something specific that you haven't done since high school P.E. class.
 

65

RUN

22

GROUP LOCKER/SHOWER

6

ROPE CLIMB

14

PULL-UPS/CHIN-UPS

5

JUMPING JACKS

11


DODGEBALL

7








Instead of five servings of fruits and vegetables a day, you'd rather have five servings of what?
 

65

CHOCOLATE/CANDY

21

PIZZA

6

ICE CREAM

17

BOOZE

5

CAKE

10


POTATOES/CHIPS

6








If I asked you to think of your favorite thing in the world, what just popped into your head?
 

64

FOOD/COFFEE

22

VACAY/BEACH

6

KIDS/GRANDKIDS

13

PARENTS

4

ANIMALS/POSSUMS

12


MY BOO/LOVE

7








Give me a word starting with I that describes your husband.
 

63

IDIOT

17

IDEAL

7

INTELLIGENT

12

IGNORANT

6

IRRITATING

11


INTERESTING

10








Name a living celebrity you'd love to share a joint with.
 

62

SNOOP DOGG

34

HOWARD STERN

3

WILLIE NELSON

11

TRAVIS KELCE

3

BARACK OBAMA

7


TOMMY CHONG

4








Name something you pretend to like because everyone else does.
 

62

SPORTS/FOOTBALL

17

PEOPLE/COWORKER

9

MUSIC/SINGER

11

WEATHER/SNOW

4

BOOZE

11


MOVIE/TV SHOW

10








Name an occupation in which someone with a baby face might have a hard time.
 

62

COP

16

TEACHER

6

DOCTOR

13

SECURITY/BOUNCER

6

LAWYER

12


BARTENDER

9








Name something they sell at the gift shop in hell.
 

60

ICE/WATER

26

FIREBALLS

5

PITCHFORKS/WEAPONS

11

BOOZE/HOT TODDY

5

HOT TAMALES/FOOD

7


FANS

6








Name something you like that's big and round.
 

60

MELON

16

EPIC BOOBAGE

5

BALL/BASKETBALL

16

THE SUN

5

PIZZA

10


JUICY BOOTY

8








Name a country you would love your company to transfer you to for a year.
 

59

ITALY

16

FRANCE

7

AUSTRALIA

11

IRELAND

6

CANADA

10


ENGLAND

9








Fill in the blank: ______ horse.
 

59

RACEHORSE

15

ROCKING HORSE

8

DARK HORSE

11

CHARLEY HORSE

8

HOBBYHORSE

9


WORKHORSE

8








Name someone you probably shouldn't ask to give you a back rub.
 

54

BOSS/COWORKER

22

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

5

PRIEST

9

SOMEONE ELSE'S BOO

5

PARENT

8


STRANGER

5








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