"Family Feud" surveys | Season 27

If a skeleton wanted to be sexier, name something it could put on.

100

HOT OUTFIT/LINGERIE	80	MAKEUP	2
WEIGHT/FLESH	9	WIG	2
JEWELRY	3	SUNGLASSES	2
FEATHER BOA	2

Name something a Michael Jackson impersonator would need.

100

OUTFIT/GLOVE	78	LONG HAIR/GEL	3
DANCE MOVES	7	DARK GLASSES	2
THE VOICE	5	NOSE JOB	2
MAKEUP	3

Name something about the superhero Thor that women think is sexy.

100

RIPPED BOD/HEIGHT	57	ACCENT/VOICE	4
BIG HAMMER	22	HIS NAME	2
SILKY HAIR	9	HANDSOME FACE	2
OUTFIT/CAPE	4

We asked 100 married men...
To keep your wife happy, you've pretended to like what?

100

HER FAM/MOM	38	HER/HER BODY	8
HER COOKING	20	HER MUSIC	6
SHOPPING	13	THEATER/BALLET	4
MOVIES/TV SHOWS	11

We asked 100 married men...
In a perfect world, your ex would teach your wife how to what?

100

MAKE LOVE	36	PLAN THINGS/VACATIONS	7
COOK	35	WEAR MAKEUP	5
DRESS	7	BE QUIET	3
KISS	7

We asked 100 men...
Your ex should never contact you again unless they're what?

DYING/SICK/IN DANGER	57	CHANGED/SOBER	3
MY CO-PARENT	14	SUDDENLY RICH	2
SINGLE	12	APOLOGIZING	2
FEELIN' FRISKY	9

Name something that a guy might do when he notices a cute girl checking him out in the gym.

FLEX	50	STARE/OGLE BACK	5
SMILE	23	LIFT HEAVIER	4
WINK	7	SUCK IN HIS GUT	4
GO TALK TO HER	6

Name a part of your body that a bug might think is a cave.

EAR	48	MOUTH	7
NOSE	12	ARMPIT	6
BELLY BUTTON	12	HOO-HA	4
BUTT	10

If your shoes could talk, what would they complain about the most?

SMELLY, SWEATY FEET	39	NEVER WEAR 'EM	3
WALKING/WEAR & TEAR	21	TERRAIN/ROCKY	3
MY WEIGHT	16	WRONG SIZE/TIGHT	2
DIRTY/DOG POO	15

We asked 100 married women...
Name something your man and a polar bear have in common.

HAIRY/WHITE HAIR	37	LOVE THE COLD	5
SLEEP A LOT	22	CUDDLY	5
GROWL/GRUMPY	15	STRONG	2
CHUNKY/EAT A LOT	13

We asked 100 married men...
What does your mother-in-law have that's bigger than yours?

BANK ACCOUNT	35	MOUTH	13
EGO/PERSONALITY	16	HEART	5
HOUSE	14	CAR	2
BODY/BUTT	14

We asked 100 single women...
I'd definitely match with a man holding what in his dating app picture?

PUPPY/KITTEN	74	WEIGHTS	4
DRINK/CHAMPAGNE	6	SURFBOARD	3
FLOWERS	5	MONEY/CHECK	2
FOOD/SUSHI	4

Name something a woman does to make her lips more kissable.

LIPSTICK/GLOSS	51	PUCKER/POUT	3
BALM/MOISTURIZER	30	SCRUB/EXFOLIATE	3
BOTOX/FILLER	6	LICK THEM	2
SEXY BITE	3

A Good Samaritan gives up a bus seat. A Great Samaritan buys you a seat for what?

SUPER BOWL/GAME	39	THE TRAIN	5
A FLIGHT	28	LIMO RIDE	3
CONCERT	14	A MOVIE	2
PLAY/OPERA	7

We asked 100 women...
Name an excuse a man gives you for why he didn't text you back.

BUSY WORKING	38	WITH BUDS/GOLF'G	3
SLEEPING	24	DIDN'T HAVE PHONE	3
OOPS, I FORGOT	14	LOST #, MY BAD!	3
PHONE DIED	13

What's a cosmetic procedure that over half of Hollywood has likely had done?

BOTOX	33	BOOB JOB	7
FACELIFT	33	FILLERS/IN LIPS	6
NOSE JOB	9	BUTT LIFT	2
LIPOSUCTION	8

Name a creature a man would hate to find in his bathing suit after swimming in the ocean.

JELLYFISH	32	OCTOPUS	3
CRAB	31	STINGRAY	3
FISH/SHARK/ELECT. EEL	19	SEA URCHIN	2
LEECH/SEA WORM	8

If you were trying to get out of a relationship, you might pretend to be what?

ILL/DYING/DEAD	32	PSYCHO	11
GAY	24	BROKE	2
MARRIED/CHEATING	15	TOO BUSY	2
MOVING	12

Name something you notice about a person that might make you think they just robbed a bank.

SKI MASK	31	DYE ON HANDS	9
BAG/POCKET OF $	23	RUNS OUTTA BANK	3
SPENDS/NEW CAR	17	CHANGES CLOTHES	3
LOOKS NERVOUS/GUILTY	12

Name something embarrassing that could happen to a person while they're crowd surfing.

THEY FALL	29	GO POTTY	11
LOSE CLOTHES/PANTS	21	SEE EX	3
LET ONE GO	18	GET GROPED	3
THEY VOMIT	13

Not that you'd know, but name something prisoners do during their prison yard time.

WORK OUT	60	SMOKE	3
PLAY BALL	16	FIGHT/ARGUE	3
WALK AROUND	8	PLOT TO ESCAPE	2
GOSSIP/CHAT	5

Name something about Elphaba from "Wicked" that the Munchkins might find kind of sexy.

GREEN SKIN	49	SULTRY VOICE/SONGS	5
HOT BOD/TALL	15	OUTFIT/HAT	3
CUTE FACE/NOSE	12	HER MAGIC	2
LONG HAIR	11

What might you do if you notice the person next to you on the bus talking to themselves?

MOVE AWAY	48	TAKE A VIDEO	4
IGNORE/READ	29	CHECK FOR EARPODS	4
LISTEN IN	6	JOIN CONVERSATION	2
LOOK AWAY	4

Everyone wishes that they had a superpower. But name one that might become annoying quickly.

READING MINDS	42	BEING STRETCHY	2
SUPER/X-RAY VISION	24	LASERS/FLAMES	2
SUPER HEARING	14	FLYING	2
INVISIBILITY	11

Name a part of your body starting with B that you wish was in better shape.

BELLY	41	BRAIN	5
BUTT	33	BACK	4
BOOBS	7	BONES	2
BICEPS	5

Past or present, name a show with the word "family" in its title.

FAMILY TIES	39	FAMILY	3
FAMILY FEUD	28	MODERN FAMILY	2
FAMILY MATTERS	13	FAMILY GUY	2
ALL IN THE FAMILY	10

We asked 100 men...
It would be hard to resist the devil if he tempted you with what?

MONEY	38	FAME	3
HOTTIES	33	SPORTS WINS/TICKETS	3
ETERNAL YOUTH/LIFE	10	A DRINK/BEER	2
FOOD/NACHOS	8

Attention men: No woman wants to kiss you right after you've done what?

EATEN/GARLIC	38	WOKEN UP	4
SMOKED/CHEW	30	DRUNK BEER	3
BURPED	12	FARTED	2
BARFED	8

You pretend to be on the phone when you see who in public?

EX	37	TEACHER	4
BOSS/COWORKER	30	MY PARENTS	4
NOSY NEIGHBOR	12	PASTOR/CLERGY	2
IN-LAWS	8

We asked 100 women...
If you hooked up with a farmer, name something you'd be surprised he asked you to help do in the morning.

MILK THE COWS	37	COOK BREAKFAST	5
FEED THE ANIMALS	29	COLLECT EGGS	2
PLOW/TRACTOR	15	PICK UP MANURE	2
WEEDING	7

We asked 100 married women...
Tell me a kind of plastic surgery you wish your husband would get.

LIPO/TUMMY TUCK	37	BUTT IMPLANTS	2
"ENLARGEMENT"	28	MANBOOB REDUCTION	2
NOSE JOB	17	FACELIFT	2
HAIR TRANSPLANT	9

We asked 100 married men...
You discover that your wife's three exes died under mysterious circumstances. What do you do?

RUN/DIVORCE	34	INVESTIGATE/P.I.	11
ASK HER ABOUT IT	13	BE NICER!	9
CHANGE INSURANCE	13	PACK HEAT!	5
WORRY/CAUTIOUS	12

Name something specific the Hulk's infant son might do that could make the Hulk say "That's my boy."

SMASH/DESTROY	27	FLEX MUSCLES	8
LIFT/THROW STUFF	27	ROAR/GET MAD	4
TURN GREEN	17	HAVE GREEN POOP	2
BUST OUTTA' DIAPER	12

Name something a woman does more of when she's pregnant.

EAT/WEIRD CRAVINGS	63	VOMIT	3
PEE	17	TOOT	2
COMPLAIN	6	SLEEP	2
CRY	3

Tell me the worst place on your body for a wasp to sting you.

FACE/EYE	49	TONGUE	4
BUTT	17	NECK	3
PRIVATES	16	FINGER	2
FOOT	5

Name something a gambler might kiss for good luck.

THE DICE	49	CHIPS	6
THEIR RING	12	RABBIT'S FOOT	5
THEIR BOO	12	PLAYING CARDS	3
MONEY/LUCKY COIN	9

Fill in the blank: I like to take a shower right after I ______.

EXERCISE/RUN	48	POO	5
DO YARD WORK	15	SWIM	4
WAKE UP	12	GET OFF WORK	3
SHAG	9

Name something you do to avoid talking to a really chatty Uber driver.

USE PHONE/CALL	43	READ	2
WEAR EARBUDS	35	IGNORE THEM	2
SLEEP	8	ASK FOR QUIET	2
FAKE BEING DEAF	4

We asked 100 married women...
Name something you'd do to help prepare your husband for a male beauty pageant.

SHAVE/WAX/PLUCK	40	MANI-PEDI	3
HAIRCUT	30	DIET PLAN	2
MAKEUP	15	DANCE ROUTINE	2
NEW OUTFIT	4

Your weird neighbor is flying a drone over your house. What do you do?

SHOOT/DESTROY IT	38	GIVE THE BIRD	7
CALL COPS	19	FLASH/MOON IT	5
CONFRONT/YELL	11	WAVE	5
HIDE INSIDE	11

Name a reason you'd let a ghost continue haunting your house.

NICE/FUN COMPANY	38	DOES CHORES/COOKS	8
SCARE FOLKS OFF	16	PAYS RENT	6
TOTAL HOTTIE!	15	LEAVES GIFTS/CANDY	2
LOVED ONE	11

What might be hard to do if you get too much lip filler?

TALK	35	DRINK/USE STRAW	7
KISS	30	WHISTLE	3
EAT	10	OPEN & CLOSE MOUTH	2
SMILE	9

We asked 100 husbands...
What's something you can do to make your boo smile when they're mad at you?

TELL A JOKE	29	TICKLE HER	9
KISS/HER NECK	18	SMILE	7
COMPLIMENT HER	16	OFFER NOOKIE	5
SAY SORRY	12

We asked 100 women...
What would you do if a man tried to shush you in public?

TALK LOUDER	22	LEAVE	8
MAKE FACE/SMIRK	21	CHEW OUT/FLIP OFF	8
SHUSH HIM BACK	18	ASK WHY	2
IGNORE HIM	17

We asked 100 married men...
You'd hate to die and look down to see your wife's new guy using your what?

BED	56	CLOTHES/SHOES	3
CAR	14	WIFE	3
TOOTHBRUSH	14	RAZOR	2
PHONE	3

We asked 100 married people...
You'd be suspicious if your spouse did what while talking on the phone?

LEFT ROOM	54	"THEMSELVES"	3
WHISPERED	22	GIGGLED/SMILED	3
KISSES/SEXY NOISES	6	"I LOVE YOU"	2
HUNG UP/STOPPED TALK'G	5

Name something you do at a rock concert that would be weird to do at a child's music recital.

DANCE/JUMP/HEAD BANG	47	LIGHTER/PHONE LIGHT	5
YELL/SCREAM	21	STRIP/THROW BRA	5
SMOKE POT	9	CROWD SURF	2
BOOZE UP	6

If you want to make a coworker mad, laugh when they show you a photo of their what?

KIDS/BABY	45	CAR	3
SELF/BODY	18	PAYSTUB/BANK STMT.	2
SPOUSE/MATE	17	HOUSE	2
PET	8

We asked 100 women...
If your mom blames her gray hair on you, you can blame your big what on her?

BOOTY	41	FEET	4
MOUTH/'TUDE	17	NOSE	4
BELLY/WEIGHT	14	ISSUES/THERAPY BILL	4
BOOBS	11

Name something a mistress slips into her lover's casket at his funeral.

PANTIES/BRA	38	RING	3
LOVE LETTER	24	PERFUME SPRITZ	3
PIC/HOT PICS	15	LOCK OF HAIR	2
FLOWERS	10

Name an office supply you might use to pop a zit at work.

PAPER CLIP	37	LETTER OPENER	5
TACK	21	SCISSORS	5
STAPLE/STAPLER	13	STAPLE REMOVER	3
PEN/PENCIL	11

Name a country where drinking alcohol is practically a national pastime.

IRELAND	34	FRANCE	5
GERMANY	22	RUSSIA	5
USA	16	ENGLAND	4
ITALY	9

Name something you shouldn't do in an airplane bathroom.

MILE HIGH CLUB	32	SLEEP	4
SMOKE	31	BATHE IN SINK	3
POOP	16	EAT/DRINK	3
PUKE	6

Name a telltale sign someone just took a big bite of spicy food.

CRY/WATERY EYES	25	EXPRESSION/WIDE EYES	7
RED FACE	23	CHUGGING WATER	6
SWEATING	21	GASPING/PANTING	2
CHOKE/COUGHING	11

What's something you'd do to prove to a cop that you aren't as drunk as they think you are?

WALK LINE	63	DANCE	3
BREATHALYZER	14	STAND ON ONE LEG	3
TOUCH NOSE	5	SPEAK CLEARLY	2
ABC'S/BACKWARDS	4

Name an issue you have with your appearance that would make you cancel a date.

GIANT ZIT	60	HATE OUTFIT	3
BAD HAIR DAY	16	NOSE RUNNY/BLOODY	2
CHUBBY/BLOATED	8	CHIPPED/JANKY TEETH	2
RASH	3

Name something done to a football you wouldn't want someone to do to your booty.

KICK/PUNT	54	TOUCH/SQUEEZE	6
DEFLATE/PUNCTURE	9	SWAT/SLAP	4
SPIKE	9	INFLATE/PUMP	4
THROW	8

Uh-oh -- there's a random dead body in your house. What do you do with it?

911/CORONER	49	PUT IN NEIGHBOR'S YARD	6
BURY IT	17	COVER W/ SHEET	3
TOSS IN TRASH	9	BURN IT	2
NOTHING/IGNORE	8

Name something a pony might do at a kid's birthday party that would traumatize the kids.

GO POTTY	45	RUN/CHARGE	6
BITE	15	DIE	5
KICK SOMEONE	12	GET TURNED ON	4
BUCK 'EM OFF	7

Name the happiest day in a man's life.

WEDDING DAY	40	LOSING VIRGINITY	4
BIRTH OF CHILD	32	DAY HE DIES	3
FINALIZE DIVORCE	7	GETTING HIS LICENSE	3
RETIREMENT DAY	5

We asked 100 women...
If your man picked out your clothing tomorrow, what would you be wearing?

TIGHT JEANS	34	BIKINI	4
NOTHING	25	LINGERIE/TEDDY	4
DRESS/MINISKIRT	16	MUUMUU	2
SWEATS/SPORTSWEAR	9

We asked 100 single guys...
Tell me a way you realize a girl has put you in the friend zone.

NO SEX/KISSES	31	SHE TELLS ME	10
INTROS ME AS BUD	15	DOESN'T CALL/TEXT	10
DATES/TALKS ABOUT GUYS	14	WON'T GO OUT W/ ME	4
SHE'S SLOPPY	10

We asked 100 women...
You met your new guy on an app, but you tell everyone you met where?

STORE/BOOKSTORE	28	BEACH	7
CHURCH	18	WORK	6
BAR/CLUB	17	DATING APP! WHY LIE?	2
BLIND DATE/THRU BFF	16

Name a boy band a lot of people grew up listening to.

*NSYNC	27	BOYZ II MEN	11
BACKSTREET BOYS	21	THE BEATLES	7
NEW KIDS...	12	MENUDO	5
THE JACKSON 5	11

If your face is on a bus stop poster, you're probably a what?

CRIMINAL	24	REALTOR	12
LAWYER	16	MODEL	10
MISSING PERSON	15	POLITICIAN	4
TV/MOVIE STAR	13

Name something some animals eat that you wouldn't.

GRASS/PLANTS/HAY	23	TRASH	6
POOP	21	KIBBLE/PET FOOD	4
RAW MEAT/BONES	19	THEIR YOUNG	2
BUGS/WORMS	19

Name any female superhero.

WONDER WOMAN	76	BLACK WIDOW	3
SUPERGIRL	4	MOM	2
SUPERWOMAN	3	STARLIGHT	2
CATWOMAN	3

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: Some men make love like they're riding a ______.

HORSE	55	DONKEY/MULE	4
BULL	15	MOTORCYCLE	3
BIKE	8	SHOPPING CART	2
AMUSEMENT RIDE	6

Name something a queen has that a drag queen might have, too.

CROWN/TIARA	52	BOOBAGE	6
DRESS/GOWN	13	HIGH HEELS	3
MAKEUP	9	ATTITUDE	2
WIG	8

If a man has a sexy accent and a thick mustache, he's probably from what country?

ITALY	48	SCOTLAND	3
FRANCE	21	MEXICO	3
SPAIN	9	ENGLAND	3
GREECE	6

Name an occasion for which you might wear your lucky underwear.

DATE NIGHT	44	WEDDING DAY	6
JOB INTERVIEW	15	ANNIVERSARY	3
SPORTING EVENT	15	TAKING TEST	3
GAMBLING/LOTTO	7

Name something a man might have in common with Charlie Brown.

ROUND BALD HEAD	43	SAME SMILE	2
SAD SACK/BAD LUCK	19	DANCE SKILLS	2
OWNS A DOG	17	SAME NAME	2
STYLE/ZIGZAG SHIRT	8

We asked 100 women...
Name something a woman might do around your man that would make you give her the side-eye.

HANDSY/GRAB BUTT	43	BEND OVER	6
SHOW CLEAVAGE	16	STAND TOO CLOSE	4
SMILE	11	GIGGLE	4
MAKE EYES/OGLE	9

What's a symbol you use instead of letters when typing a curse word?

ASTERISK/*	42	AT SIGN/@	5
POUND SIGN/#	25	AMPERSAND/&	4
EXCLAMATION POINT/!	8	MIDDLE FINGER EMOJI	3
DOLLAR SIGN/$	6

You felt sick at a restaurant. You might try to discreetly puke into what?

NAPKIN	41	TRASH CAN	6
PURSE	16	A PLANT	3
TOILET	16	DOGGIE BAG	2
DISH/GLASS	9

What specific reaction is a dead giveaway that a man is reading a sexy text message?

SMILES/SMIRKS	41	WIDE EYES	5
HE'S "EXCITED"	14	SWEATS	5
BLUSHES	13	RAISES EYEBROWS	4
HIDES/SHIELDS PHONE	11

We asked 100 women...
It's not technically cheating, but you'd be mad if your man did what with another woman?

DINNER/DRINKS	40	DANCED	3
TEXTED/TALKED	25	WENT TO A MOVIE	3
KISSED	15	PAID HER BILLS	3
GOT TOUCHY/HUGGED	4

We asked 100 married women...
What's the last thing you'd say to your husband if he was going to jail?

"DIVORCE/BYE!"	40	"STAY THERE!"	6
"I LOVE YOU!"	15	"GOOD LUCK!"	5
"I'LL WAIT!"	13	"DON'T DROP SOAP!"	2
"I'LL VISIT!"	12

Name something a jealous artist might do to sabotage his rival's painting.

GRAFFITI/SPLASH PAINT	37	TRASH TALK IT	5
SLASH/CUT UP	32	STEAL IT	4
COPY IT	6	BURN IT	4
WET IT/SPIT ON	5

Worst job interview ever: The interviewer laughed at my what?

RESUME/SCHOOL	36	ANSWERS	7
CLOTHES	16	SPEECH/VOICE	6
NAME	14	SALARY REQUEST	3
LOOKS/HAIR	11

We asked 100 women...
Name something you might do at a bar that your mom wouldn't call ladylike.

TEQUILA SHOTS	31	FLIRT	8
DANCE/ON TABLE	19	SPIT	3
CUSS LIKE A SAILOR	15	PLAY POOL/DARTS	2
BURP	15

The court jester was sent to the dungeon after making fun of the king's what?

WIFE	27	HAIR/WIG	12
FACE/NOSE	21	DAUGHTER/SON	3
BODY/HEIGHT	14	VOICE	3
CLOTHES/CROWN	13

Name something a player does in the end zone that he also might do on his wedding day.

DANCE	75	JUMP UP & DOWN	3
KNEEL	4	RUN	2
CHEER	3	HIGH FIVE	2
SCORE	3

If a couple owned a deli, name something they might bring home from work to spice up their love life.

MEAT/SALAMI	55	BREAD/BAGUETTE	3
PICKLE/CUCUMBER	15	SLICER/KNIFE	2
CHEESE	8	OLIVES	2
CONDIMENT/MUSTARD	7

What do you do immediately after a great whoopee session?

SLEEP LIKE A BABY	50	CUDDLE	5
EAT/DRINK	12	SMOKE	5
GO POTTY	11	NEVER HAD ONE!	2
SHOWER	7

Name a place Kevin Hart goes where he might use a booster seat.

RESTAURANT	49	SPORTS EVENT	7
BAR	13	EVERYWHERE	3
THE MOVIES	9	AIRPLANE	3
CAR/TRUCK	8

Name something you might splurge on in Vegas after winning big at the casino.

GOURMET DINNER	44	A SHOW	7
5-STAR HOTEL/MGM	11	JEWELRY	7
CHAMPAGNE	9	NEW OUTFIT	6
CAR/LIMO	8

Fill in the blank: This is a public service announcement for husbands. Remember to ______ your wife.

KISS & HUG	33	SPOIL	7
THANK/APPRECIATE	22	FEED	4
LOVE/RESPECT	16	MAKE MAD LOVE TO	3
LISTEN TO	7

We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: I like to think I'm ______er than most other women.

SMARTER	32	EASIER	2
PRETTIER/HOTTER	23	HEALTHIER	2
BETTER	19	FUNNIER	2
NICER/SWEETER	12

Fill in the blank: ______ mama.

HOT MAMA	31	YO MAMA	8
BABY MAMA	21	SEXY MAMA	4
BIG MAMA	13	HOOCHIE MAMA	2
SUGAR MAMA	13

Name something a rebellious nun might do to her habit to make it look stylish.

BEDAZZLE/BLING	29	NO HEADDRESS	3
ALTER/SHORTEN	28	CUTE BELT	2
DYE IT/RED	24	ADD FLOWERS	2
EMBROIDERY/LACE	4

You could be a celebrity if only you had better what?

LOOKS/TEETH	28	CONFIDENCE/EGO	10
TALENT/IDEAS	18	HAIR	5
ABS/BOD	17	CLOTHES	4
CONNECTIONS/MANAGEM'T	10

Name a side dish that pairs well with barbecue.

BEANS	23	FRIES	11
CORN	16	COLESLAW	9
POTATO SALAD	15	MORE MEAT	4
MAC & CHEESE	14

What do you pretend to do outside when you're really spying on your neighbor?

YARD WORK/WATER	62	WASH CAR	4
WALK/MY DOG	8	CHECK MAIL	4
TAKE OUT TRASH	5	BIRD-WATCH	3
SWEEP	5

Give me a word you call your lover when sending them a romantic text.

BABE/BABY/BAE	53	BOO	4
HON/HONEY	18	POOKIE	2
SWEETIE/SWEETHEART	7	SEXY	2
LOVE	5

At the wedding, the groom was so much shorter than his bride that he had to stand on what?

STOOL/STEPSTOOL	36	HER FEET	4
BOX/CRATE	32	LADDER	3
CHAIR	8	BOOKS/BIBLES	3
A STAIRSTEP	5

If you're setting the mood for bedroom fun, name a genre of music that would kill the vibe.

RAP/HIP-HOP	30	JAZZ	5
ROCK/METAL	25	GOSPEL	4
POLKA	13	OPERA	3
COUNTRY/BLUEGRASS	11

We asked 100 women...
If your Uber driver is really hot, where might you ask him to take you?

RESTAURANT/DINNER	22	BEACH	7
MY HOUSE	21	BAR/CLUB	5
HIS PLACE	21	WHERE I WAS GOING	3
HOTEL	12

Snoop Dogg said, "My new weed will get you higher than a" what?

KITE	67	GIRAFFE'S BOOTY	2
CLOUD	7	SKYSCRAPER	2
PLANE/JET	5	TREE	2
ROCKET/SPACESHIP	5

Name a place that's inappropriate for a stripper to try out her moves.

CHURCH	54	FUNERAL	3
SCHOOL/PTA	18	PARK	2
MALL/STORE	7	RESTAURANT	2
BUS/BUS STOP	4

Name something a tough guy has that you'd be surprised was the color pink.

CLOTHES/UNDIES	53	HAMMER/TOOLS	3
CAR/MONSTER TRUCK	23	PHONE	2
WEAPON/GUN	4	BAG/FANNY PACK	2
HAIR	3

Name something specific that a female secret agent's bra might be able to do.

SHOOT/LASERS	42	INJECT MEDS/POISON	3
TAKE PICS/RECORD	25	EXPLODE	3
STOP BULLETS	7	SEND HER LOCATION	3
HIDE THINGS/GUN	7

Name someone who'd be offended if you gave them a plastic surgery gift card.

MATE/DATE	41	BOSS/COWORKER	5
MOM/DAD	19	CELEB/MODEL	5
IN-LAW	9	SIBLING	3
FRIEND	8

Name something parents tell their teenager he can't do that he'd respond "But you do it."

DRINK	39	BOOM BOOM TIME	4
SMOKE	21	TEXT & DRIVE	3
CUSS	13	SPEED	3
STAY UP/OUT LATE	7

Name something every late-night TV show host has.

PERSONALITY/HUMOR	32	A DESK	9
GUESTS	13	COFFEE MUG/DRINK	9
BAND/MUSIC	12	SIDEKICK	5
MONEY	10

Name something a person does that slows down the checkout line at the store.

WRITES CHECK	25	PRICE CHECK	4
PAYS CASH/COUNTS IT	23	ON PHONE	4
COUPONS	15	"I FORGOT SOMETHING!"	4
YAPS W/ CASHIER	15

What does a dog do when you come home that would be weird if your spouse did it too?

LICK ME	22	PEE/POO	11
JUMP ON ME	17	HUMP MY LEG	5
WAG BOOTY	16	SNIFF ME	5
BARK	14

Living or dead, name an artist you'd love to paint your portrait.

DA VINCI	19	MONET	11
PICASSO	18	REMBRANDT	7
VAN GOGH	16	DALI	6
MICHELANGELO	13

Give me one good reason you're not a nudist.

TOO FLABBY	54	GET ARRESTED	3
EMBARASSED/SHY	15	TOO HAIRY	3
SAGGY SKIN/BREASTS	7	I BURN EASILY	3
NOT ENDOWED	4

Name a subject that women get tired of men mansplaining to them.

CARS/DRIVING	42	WOMEN'S HEALTH	3
SPORTS	26	TOOLS	3
FINANCES	6	MAKING LOVE	3
WORK	6

Name a celebrity with enough kids to fill a basketball team.

NICK CANNON	28	MICHELLE/JIM BOB DUGGAR	4
ANGELINA JOLIE/BRAD PITT	26	EDDIE MURPHY	4
ALEC BALDWIN	13	MADONNA	3
GEORGE FOREMAN	11

We asked 100 men...
If you're on the kiss cam at a football game, name someone you would not want to be sitting next to.

MOM	26	WORST ENEMY	8
MOTHER-IN-LAW	24	MY EX	5
BRO/SIS	13	CELEB/POLITICIAN	5
GRAMPS/GRANNY	8

If babies were on Instagram, what would they post pictures of?

FOOD/MILK BOTTLES	20	PACIFIERS	11
BOOBS	14	TOYS	9
THEMSELVES	14	FULL DIAPERS	9
PARENTS	12

Name something football players do to hype up their teammates.

YELL/CHANT/ROAR	42	CHEST BUMP	5
SLAP/BOOTY	15	HIGH FIVE	5
PEP TALK/TRASH TALK	11	DANCE	3
HEAD BUTT	7

Tell me something a naughty kid might put in the cookies he left out for Santa.

LAXATIVE/FIBER	33	BOOGERS	6
DRUGS/WEED	26	COAL/ROCKS	4
SALT	8	RAISINS	4
HOT PEPPER/SAUCE	7

Grandma got famous on TikTok for showing off her what?

DANCE MOVES	31	KNITTING/SEWING	4
COOKING	24	FACE/EXPRESSIONS	2
"GOODS"	18	GARDEN	2
DENTURES/TEETH	7

Madam Zala is a different kind of psychic. Instead of your palms, she reads your what?

FEET/TOES	30	CARDS	5
MIND	21	EARS	4
FACE/WRINKLES	18	BUTT	4
HAIR/HEAD LUMPS	6

Fill in the blank: A woman might tell her man, "Give me ______ or give me another man."

CASH/CREDIT CARDS	28	FREEDOM/PRIVACY	5
BETTER SEX	28	ATTENTION/TIME	5
UNDYING LOVE	12	6 CHILDREN	4
A RING/JEWELRY	6

Name something you might find in Beyoncé's dressing room.

CLOTHES/COSTUMES	27	JAY-Z	6
WIG/EXTENSIONS	22	BOOZE	5
MAKEUP	15	FLOWERS	5
WATER/FOOD	8

We asked 100 men...
If your nickname in the bedroom was something from the ocean, what would it be?

SHARK	25	FLIPPER/DOLPHIN	11
OCTOPUS	14	WHALE/ORCA	10
BARRACUDA	13	SQUID	3
WALRUS	12

Name something that you don't have when you go to Vegas, but you might have when you come back.

LOTSA MONEY	24	SOUVENIR/CHIPS	12
SPOUSE/RING	15	HANGOVER	5
STD/PENICILLIN	14	TATTOO	5
DEBT	13

We asked 100 women...
What do men do for women in chick flicks that you wish your man did for you?

OPEN DOORS	21	HOLD ME/HANDS	9
GIVE FLOWERS	21	TENDER KISSES	5
FANCY MEAL/COOK	16	SERENADE	5
SWEET TALK	11

We asked 100 men...
When you get to heaven, you'll be sad if there's no what there?

BABES/WHOOPEE	18	BEER/COORS	13
TV/MOVIES	15	RELATIVES	7
SPORTS/GOLF	15	MUSIC/SINGING	6
FOOD/PIZZA	14

Name something you'd see in London, England, that you'd be surprised to see in London, Kentucky.

BIG BEN	42	RED DOUBLE BUS	7
ROYALS/KING CHARLES	10	ENGLISH FOOD	6
CASTLE	9	ROYAL GUARDS	6
LONDON BRIDGE	7

Name a way you'd describe bakery buns and your own buns.

SOFT/SQUISHY	37	TASTY	5
HOT/WARM	19	FRESH	3
FLUFFY/PUFFY	14	DOUGHY	3
FIRM	6

Name something a robber might steal from a funeral home.

JEWELRY	30	A BODY	7
MONEY	20	GOLD TEETH	5
CASKET	11	CUTE URNS	4
FLOWERS	10

Fill in the blank with the name of a rapper: Lil ______.

LIL WAYNE	51	LIL PUMP	3
LIL' KIM	14	LIL' BOW WOW	3
LIL JON	7	LIL' MO	2
LIL NAS X	6

Name an occupation that weighs things on a scale.

BUTCHER/DELI/GROCER	48	PHARMACIST	4
DOC/NURSE	15	TRUCKER	4
POSTAL WORKER/UPS	6	JUNKMAN/DUMP	4
DRUG DEALER	5

Name something little kids do on an airplane that would be weird if adults did it.

CRY/TANTRUM	48	RUN AROUND	6
STAND/JUMP ON SEAT	8	MAKE PLANE NOISES	6
KICK SEAT	7	SING	4
COLOR/TOYS	7

Name something the class clown might put up his nose that isn't so funny if it gets stuck.

PENCIL/PEN	41	MARBLE/TOY	6
ERASER	14	A STRAW	5
FOOD/PEANUT	10	CRAYON	3
FINGER	7

We asked 100 parents...
Your kid is officially too old to sleep in your bed when they can do what?

USE TOILET	33	DRESS SELF	8
WALK	13	DRIVE	6
GO TO SCHOOL/COLLEGE	11	READ	5
TALK	10

Tell me the worst thing to do in your sleep.

SNORE	30	TALK/EX'S NAME	7
GO TO THE BATHROOM	19	DROOL	5
FART	12	DIE	4
SLEEPWALK	9

Name an activity you'd be surprised to see Megan Thee Stallion teaching at the old folks' home.

DANCE/TWERKING	35	BIBLE STUDY	6
SEWING/KNITTING	16	ART	5
RAP/SINGING	9	COOKING	5
YOGA/EXERCISE	9

We asked 100 people over 40...
What do you regret not doing more of in your twenties?

TRAVELING	26	PARTYING	6
SAVING/INVESTING	22	STUDYING	5
DATING	12	FAMILY TIME	5
HOOKING UP	9

Name an innocent reason you've got your butt in the air.

YOGA/EXERCISE	31	TYING SHOE	5
PICK UP/LOOK 4 STUFF	24	SLEEPING	4
FELL OVER	10	CLEANING/LAUNDRY	4
TWERKING/DANCING	6

We asked 100 women...
I bet Channing Tatum smells like what?

COLOGNE/MUSK	24	EARTH SCENTS/WOODS	7
SWEAT	19	FLOWERS/ROSES	6
SUNTAN OIL/COCONUT	12	CANDY/SWEETS	5
SOAP	11

Fill in the blank: A woman might say, "I can't believe I ______ed my ex."

MARRIED/DATED	29	DUMPED/LEFT	5
BOINKED	19	TRUSTED	5
LIKED/LOVED	10	KISSED	5
CALLED/TEXTED	10

Name a magazine cover you think Steve Harvey has been on more than once.

PEOPLE	50	EBONY	5
GQ	9	PLAYGIRL	3
TV GUIDE	7	TIME	3
ESQUIRE	5

What would you do if your divorced dad started dating a 21-year-old party girl?

CONFRONT/DISGUSTED	33	PARTY W/ THEM	5
NADA/HAPPY FOR HIM	18	TELL MY MOM	4
DISOWN HIM	9	DATE HER FRIEND/SIS	4
LAUGH	8

Fill in the blank: I have the worst ______.

HEADACHE/BACKACHE	30	BODY/PHYSIQUE	4
LUCK	30	HAIR	3
JOB	6	LIFE	3
BREATH	5

Name a Christmas movie people never get tired of.

...WONDERFUL LIFE	28	DIE HARD	6
A CHRISTMAS STORY	20	CHRISTMAS VACATION	5
ELF	9	A CHRISTMAS CAROL	5
HOME ALONE	7

Name a word they use in a comic strip to represent the sound of hitting someone.

BAM	26	BANG	6
POW/KAPOW	23	BOOM/KABOOM	5
SMACK	10	WHAM	4
BONK	6

Name something a man has that he thinks is badass but women think is just bad.

CAR/TRUCK	23	HAIR/MULLET	8
MOTORCYCLE	18	OUTFIT/SHOES	7
FACIAL HAIR	10	BODY/"MANHOOD"	6
TATTOOS	8

I want my teeth to be as white as what?

SNOW	42	NICE TEETH/STEVE'S	4
PEARLS	12	CHALK	4
IVORY	8	TISSUE/TOILET PAPER	4
CLOUDS	5

Name a term or phrase an old person might use for bedroom fun.

WHOOPEE	34	HORIZONTAL MAMBO/TANGO	6
HANKY PANKY	16	CANOODLING	4
NOOKIE	10	BOOM-BOOM	3
GETTIN' FRISKY	6

Name a pop singer, past or present, whose dance moves should not be tried at a nursing home.

MICHAEL JACKSON	29	MADONNA	5
SHAKIRA	19	USHER	4
BEYONCE	9	MILEY CYRUS	4
JENNIFER LOPEZ	7

Name a job where people worry about being relatable to the public.

POLITICIAN	42	RETAIL CLERK	5
ACTOR	7	LAWYER	4
NEWS ANCHOR	7	REALTOR	4
COP	7

Name something that makes an otherwise average person seem more attractive.

HUMOR/PERSONALITY	18	CLOTHES/SUIT	9
GREAT SMILE	16	KINDNESS	8
$10.7 MILLION	10	CONFIDENCE	5
MAKEUP	9

Give me a word or expression that contains "foot."

FOOT IN MOUTH	32	FOOTLONG/SUB	4
FOOTLOOSE/FANCY FREE	22	BAREFOOT	3
FOOTBALL	5	MY FOOT UP YOUR...	3
BIGFOOT	4

Name a celebrity known for their wild fashion.

LADY GAGA	39	MADONNA	4
CHER	9	ELTON JOHN	4
DENNIS RODMAN	8	CYNDI LAUPER	3
RUPAUL	5

Fill in the blank: You've walked into a party and thought, "I'm the ______est person in this room."

SMARTEST	20	FATTEST	5
OLDEST	18	COOLEST	4
HOTTEST/CUTEST	14	SHORTEST	4
DORKIEST/LAMEST	7

Name something of yours that you think would be very hard to sell.

USED UNDIES/GARB	17	BOOKS	6
JALOPY CAR	15	MATTRESS/FURNITURE	6
MONEY PIT HOUSE	8	MY BODY/ORGANS	5
FAMILY/KIDS	8

Name something you have in your car that a cowboy might like to have on his horse.

CUSHY SEAT/HEATED	17	ROPE	6
BLANKET	15	BRAKES	5
GPS/MAP	8	SEAT BELT	5
RADIO	8

Name a kind of dance that would be more fun to do naked.

TANGO	21	HULA	5
TWIST	13	SAMBA	4
LIMBO	8	WALTZ	4
LINE DANCE	6

Name a creature that is deadlier than it looks.

HIPPO	15	DOG	6
SNAKE	14	SPIDER	5
POISONOUS FROG/TOAD	8	LION	4
BEAR	7

Fill in the blank: I hope when I get to heaven, they let me be a professional ______.

SINGER/HARPIST	15	SLEEPER	5
ATHLETE	11	ACTOR/COMEDIAN	5
ANGEL	10	CHEF/BAKER	4
PET SITTER	7

Who is the funniest person alive right now?

STEVE HARVEY	13	ADAM SANDLER	7
JERRY SEINFELD	10	RICKY GERVAIS	5
KEVIN HART	9	KATT WILLIAMS	4
CHRIS ROCK	7

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