I don't like the pool in my apartment building because it's always filled with what?
 

100

KIDS/GROSS PEOPLE

53

DIRT/SAND

4

LEAVES

17

TRASH

2

PEE/POO

14

CHLORINE

2

BUGS

6

ALGAE

2







You can't help but move what part of your body when your favorite song is on?
 

100

HIPS/BOOTY

34

LEGS

10

TOES/FEET

24

BELLY

3

HEAD

15

MOUTH

2

ARMS

10

SHOULDERS

2







Name something you do while working out that's not very sexy.
 

99

SWEAT

65

PICK/WIPE NOSE

3

FART

16

STRETCH

2

SQUATS/EXERCISES

6

GRUNT

2

ADJUST CLOTHES/WEDGIE

3

PANT/TONGUE OUT

2







What might you do if your family didn't ask you to audition for "Family Feud" with them?
 

99

NADA/OH WELL!

31

ASK WHY

4

CELEBRATE/RELIEVED

21

DISOWN/CUT OFF

4

BE SAD/CRY

18

WISH 'EM LUCK

4

MAD/CUSS OUT

15

SHOW UP ANYWAY!

2







We asked 100 parents...
Some days, you'd happily trade your kids for what?
 

99

CAT/PET

29

A VACATION

9

"ME DAY"/SILENCE

25

COFFEE/MEAL

3

SLEEP

17

NEW CAR

2

MONEY

12

BOOZE

2







We asked 100 men...
Fill in the blank: She's no sugar mama if she's not buying me ______.
 

99

FOOD/SUGAR!

28

CLOTHES

11

CARS

23

BOOZE

7

WATCHES/JEWELRY

12

GASOLINE

4

TRIPS

11

BOATS

3







Name something of yours that you'd hate a friend to say smells bad.
 

99

MY BODY/PITS

27

MY CAR

8

MY BREATH

25

MY FOOD

5

MY HOME/FURNITURE

18

MY COLOGNE

4

MY CLOTHES

9

MY HAIR

3







Name a part of your body you might use like a musical instrument.
 

99

MOUTH/LIPS/TEETH

24

TUSH

9

FINGERS/HANDS

24

BELLY

8

LEGS

14

ARM/ARMPIT

6

MR. HAPPY

12

FEET

2







We asked 100 married men...
At your reunion, a hot classmate confesses that you were her secret crush. What do you do?
 

99

"I'M MARRIED"

23

NOTHING/IGNORE

10

SAY "THANK YOU"

23

RUN!

5

SMILE/LAUGH

17

KISS HER

4

ASK OUT/GET NUMBER

15

CONFESS THE SAME

2







Bad Santa gives the naughty kids gifts and the nice kids what?
 

98

COAL/ROCKS

76

STOCKING FULL O' POO

3

REJECTED TOYS

5

SOCKS/CLOTHES

2

VEGGIES/FOOD

5

SPANKINGS

2

ADVICE/"BE BAD!"

3

THE FINGER

2







If the bathroom is occupied at a house party, name something you might pee in.
 

98

PLANT/YARD

50

TRASH CAN

3

CUP/BOTTLE/CAN

26

ALLEY

2

KITCHEN SINK

10

JAR

2

BUCKET

3

VASE/URN

2







We asked 100 men...
What superhero would you like to be called in the bedroom?
 

98

SUPERMAN

49

THE FLASH

6

IRON MAN

13

SPIDER-MAN

6

AQUAMAN

9

THOR

4

HULK

9

BATMAN

2







If you're really into conserving water, you might stop doing what?
 

98

BATHING

40

DRINKING IT

4

WATER'G LAWN

25

LAUNDRY

3

FLUSH'G TOILET

10

USING DISHWASHER

3

LEAVING WATER RUN'G

10

WASHING THE CAR

3







Your neighbors probably hear you doing what when your windows are open at night?
 

98

SNORING

32

YELLING

7

WATCH'G TV/DATELINE

23

SINGING

4

MAKING LOVE

20

TALKING

3

LAUGHING

7

SHOWERING

2







We asked 100 married men...
You thought you were sexting with your wife. But it was who?
 

98

MOTHER-IN-LAW

29

DAUGHTER

9

SISTER-IN-LAW

24

THE BABYSITTER

6

WIFE'S BFF

15

MISTRESS

3

BOSS

10

MY MOTHER

2







Name a taco topping that'd be messy to eat off your lover.
 

98

SALSA/PICO DE GALLO

25

CHEESE

12

SOUR CREAM

19

MEAT/GROUND BEEF

6

GUACAMOLE

16

LETTUCE

4

HOT/TACO SAUCE

13

REFRIED BEANS

3







Say hello to me in a foreign language.
 

97

HOLA

61

NAMASTE

3

BONJOUR

19

MOSHI MOSHI

2

CIAO

4

GUTEN TAG

2

ALOHA

4

BUENOS DIAS

2







A nurse might threaten to take away your what if you keep mouthing off?
 

97

IV/PAIN MEDS

49

VISITING PRIVILEGES

5

CALL BUTTON

16

MEAL/JELL-O

4

TV/REMOTE

11

PHONE

3

OXYGEN

7

BEDPAN

2







What former president could win a twerking contest?
 

97

BARACK OBAMA

46

GEORGE W. BUSH

3

BILL CLINTON

35

JOE BIDEN

2

JFK

4

WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT

2

JIMMY CARTER

3

ABE LINCOLN

2







Name something a Real Housewife does during a fight.
 

97

YELLS/CUSSES

45

SCRATCHES

5

THROWS STUFF/DRINK

18

LEAVES/SLAMS DOOR

4

PULLS HAIR

12

FLIPS TABLE

3

SLAPS/PUNCHES

8

REMOVES EARRINGS

2







You might get offended if a thief didn't want to steal your what?
 

97

JEWELRY/WATCH

39

FOOD/COOKING

5

CAR

22

TV

4

CLOTHES

14

ARTWORK

2

CUTE WALLET/PURSE

9

STEREO/MUSIC

2







Your child just came home with their first bad report card. Now you know they'll never grow up to be a what?
 

97

DOC/SURGEON

39

LAWYER

5

SCIENTIST

20

MATHEMATICIAN

3

GENIUS/NERD

16

ENGINEER

3

TEACHER

8

A SUCCESS

3







Name something a fireman hopes a person doesn't do when he's carrying them down the ladder.
 

97

GO POTTY/FART

37

SCREAM/CRY

10

FALL/JUMP

17

PASS OUT

5

THROW UP

11

DIE

4

STRUGGLE/SQUIRM

10

KISS/GET FRESH

3







At the car wash, a cheap person might also hold what out the window to get it clean?
 

97

LAUNDRY/SHOES

35

DISHES

9

CAR MATS

22

SUNGLASSES

5

DOG/PET

11

SEAT COVERS

4

THEMSELF/HAIR

9

KID

2







Tell me something a woman's not going to do after she gets her hair done.
 

97

SWIM MEET

35

RUN/EXERCISE

8

SHOWER/WASH IT

21

HARLEY RIDE

3

FROLIC IN RAIN

16

WILD WHOOPEE

2

CAR WINDOW/TOP DOWN

10

SPA TREATMENT

2







Name something your ex sends you if they want to get back together.
 

97

FLOWERS

32

JEWELRY

4

PICS/NUDES

22

MONEY/BRIBE

4

LOVE NOTE/CARD

20

FOOD/CHOCOLATE

3

TEXT/WINK EMOJI

10

THEIR UNDIES

2







Name something people do in the mirror when no one is around.
 

97

LOOK AT SELF/FLEX

27

CHECK TEETH

12

SILLY FACE/SMILE

18

POP PIMPLE

7

PICK/INSPECT NOSE

13

TALK TO SELF

4

SING & DANCE

13

PLUCK/TWEEZE

3







Name something you'd use as toilet paper in an emergency.
 

97

NEWSPAPER/PAPER

22

SOCK/CLOTHING

10

PAPER TOWEL/NAPKIN

19

TOWEL/RAG

8

KLEENEX

18

BABY WIPES

3

LEAVES

15

MY HAND

2







In the middle of making out, name something on a woman that would be awkward if it fell off.
 

96

WIG/WEAVE

53

GLASSES/CONTACTS

4

FAKE BOOB/PADDED BRA

13

TOOTH

4

FAKE LASHES

10

PROSTHETIC LIMB

3

EARRING

7

TONGUE RING

2







Name something you only post on social media to make people jealous.
 

96

TRAVEL PICS

45

$$$/LOTTO WIN

6

NEW CAR

17

PARTY PICS

3

HAPPY COUPLE/FAM PIC

11

FLOWERS/GIFTS

2

MEALS

10

DESIGNER CLOTHES

2







Name something that might get in the way while you're getting frisky in your car.
 

96

GEAR SHIFT

35

CENTER CONSOLE

4

STEERING WHEEL

29

DOOR/WINDOW

4

SEAT/ARMREST

13

DASHBOARD

2

SEAT BELTS

7

COP/PASSERBY

2







Name something of yours that looks better from a distance.
 

96

MY FACE/WRINKLES

31

MY HOUSE

7

MY BODY

29

MY ARTWORK

6

JANKY CAR

11

MY CLOTHES/SHOES

3

MY STRINGY HAIR

7

MY SPOUSE

2







What do you do with your face to look like a model in photos?
 

96

SUCK CHEEKS/DUCK LIPS

29

ANGLE HEAD/CHIN

9

SMILE

19

FILTER/EDIT PIC

7

MAKEUP

19

RAISE BROWS

2

BLANK STARE

9

CLEAN/WASH IT

2







Name something a man does with his dog that he might also do with a date.
 

96

TAKE WALK/IN PARK

26

GIVE TREAT/FEED

10

KISS

20

PLAY W/ HER

5

PET/MASSAGE

16

PUT ON LAP

2

HUG/CUDDLE

15

BABY TALK

2







Your best friend confesses they're in love with you. What do you do?
 

96

GO FOR IT!/KISS

24

IGNORE IT

8

THANKS/JUST PALS

24

TALK/ASK WHY

6

RUN/STOP HANGING

18

BLUSH/EMBARRASSED

4

LAUGH

9

SAY "EW!"/PUKE

3







We asked 100 women...
I can tell a man will be a good lover by the way he does what?
 

96

KISSES

23

TOUCHES ME

10

DANCES

21

SMILES

6

WALKS

17

EATS

2

TREATS ME/WOMEN

15

LOOKS/GROOMS SELF

2







Name something you'd hate to discover that your new next-door neighbor likes to do late at night.
 

95

MUSIC/SING

60

SHOOT/AT NEIGHBORS

3

WALK/SWIM NUDE

15

YELL/HOWL

2

WILD PARTIES

6

YARD WORK

2

PEEP AT ME

5

CONSTRUCTION

2







Name a reason you might get banned from a karaoke bar.
 

95

AWFUL SINGER/LOUD

50

FIGHTING

4

TOO DRUNK

21

STRIP/TABLE DANCE

3

HOGGING MIC

7

I'M TOO GOOD/HATERS

2

BOOING/HECKLING

6

VULGAR SONGS

2







Name someone who you've considered faking your own death to avoid.
 

95

MY EX

49

SPOUSE/MATE

3

IN-LAW

17

IRS

2

BOSS

15

PARENT

2

BILL COLLECTOR

5

THE LAW/PAROLE OFFICER

2







Name something your goldfish probably wants to tell you.
 

95

HUNGRY/FOOD ISSUES

45

BIGGER BOWL!

3

CLEAN MY BOWL!

22

LOVE YA!

2

BORED/NEED PALS

12

DON'T STARE, CREEPER!

2

SET ME FREE!

7

SHUT UP!

2







Name something you might do to avoid a hug from a relative with bad breath.
 

95

"I'M SICK"/COUGH

43

HUG ANYWAY

7

HANDSHAKE/BUMP

14

EXCUSE TO GO/"POTTY"

4

AVOID/RUN AWAY

11

ACT BUSY/TIE SHOE

3

TURN/DUCK

10

WAVE

3







Name something you hope a department store Santa doesn't smell like.
 

95

WHISKEY

42

B.O./SWEAT

4

TINKLE/POO

22

FOOD/CHEESE

3

WEED

13

VOMIT

2

CIGARETTES

7

WOMAN'S PERFUME

2







We asked 100 married women...
Your father-in-law is a better what than your husband?
 

95

HANDYMAN/MECHANIC

41

DRESSER

8

MONEYMAKER

12

GARDENER

7

COOK

9

CLEANER

5

GOLFER

9

LISTENER

4







Dear men: Never tell a pregnant woman she's the size of what?
 

95

A WHALE/ORCA

34

A WATERMELON

9

AN ELEPHANT

23

A HIPPO

3

A HOUSE

13

A COW

2

A BUS

9

A HOT-AIR BALLOON

2







The whole family is on a sinking ship. There's not enough room on the lifeboat. Who do you leave behind?
 

95

ME

34

GRANDPARENTS

10

PARENTS

14

SIBLING

5

IN-LAWS

13

PET

5

SPOUSE

10

THE CAPTAIN

4







We asked 100 wives...
Your husband is attractive. But he's not as hot as your what?
 

95

CELEBRITY CRUSH

31

FANTASIES

5

EX

22

FRIEND

4

DOCTOR/DENTIST

18

BOSS/COWORKER

4

TRAINER

9

SIDE PIECE

2







Some men grow a mustache because they think it makes them look what?
 

95

SEXY/HANDSOME

30

COOL

7

OLDER/MATURE

25

SMARTER

5

DISTINGUISHED

12

YOUNGER

3

MANLY/MACHO

10

LIKE A CELEB/STEVE

3







We asked 100 married women...
What's the most cringeworthy thing your husband does in public?
 

95

LET 'EM RIP

26

SPIT/LOOGIES

8

PICK NOSE

21

SCRATCH HIMSELF

7

TALK LOUD/ARGUE

13

OGLE/"BAE WATCH"

6

GET SLOSHED

9

PIG OUT

5







We asked 100 married women...
Fill in the blank: My husband is too ______ to ever leave me.
 

95

COMMITTED/LOYAL

24

SCARED

11

LAZY

13

HAPPY/IN LOVE

9

DUMB

13

POOR

8

COMFORTABLE

12

SMART

5







We asked 100 women...
You have a big date but a bad haircut, and no hats allowed. What do you do?
 

95

WEAR A WIG

23

HEADSCARF

14

PONYTAIL

18

UPDO/BUN

5

GO/LAUGH IT OFF

15

HEADBAND

3

CANCEL/TURN AROUND

15

GEL/HAIR GLUE

2







Name a rumor you'd spread about your ex so no one in town dates them.
 

94

DISEASE/STD

58

SMELLS BAD

6

CHEAP/BROKE

8

CRIMINAL

3

BAD IN BED

8

GAY/STRAIGHT

2

MEAN

7

CHEATER

2







Name something best friends might share when they're drunk.
 

94

SECRETS/STORIES

51

CIGARETTE

5

A DRINK

15

A KISS

5

FOOD

6

A LOVER

4

A BED

5

A CAB/UBER

3







The worst time to tell your partner you don't want to be married is when?
 

94

THE WEDDING!

50

PROPOSAL

7

REHEARSAL/DAY BEFORE

9

LABOR/PREGNANCY

7

HONEYMOON

8

ANNIVERSARY/50TH

4

DURING NOOKIE

7

VALENTINE'S DAY

2







Name a reason a bouncer at a nightclub might not let you in.
 

94

UNDERAGE/FAKE ID

48

I'M TOO UGLY

5

MY CLOTHES

17

FORGOT ID

5

I'M DRUNK

8

NOT ON LIST/NO TIX

3

I'M TOO OLD

6

I'M SQUIRRELY/SKETCHY

2







Name a body part you know you have but you don't know what it does.
 

94

APPENDIX

37

TONSILS

7

SPLEEN

20

EARLOBES

5

BELLY BUTTON

10

UVULA

3

GALLBLADDER

9

PANCREAS

3







We asked 100 parents...
What do you tell your kids if they walk in on you making love?
 

94

GET OUT/GO TO BED

36

HUGGING/CUDDLING

7

WE'RE WRESTLING

14

WE'RE PLAYING

7

KNOCK FIRST

14

WE'RE TICKLING

4

YOU SAW NOTHING!

8

NOTHING

4







Grandma just popped out of her bra while you were talking to her. What do you do?
 

94

TELL HER

34

COVER HER UP

7

LAUGH

19

SCREAM/GASP

4

DON'T LOOK!

17

PUT HER BACK IN

3

IGNORE IT

7

PUKE

3







Fill in the blank: You know your karaoke is bad when everyone ______s.
 

94

LEAVES/RUNS

33

YAWNS/FALLS ASLEEP

5

BOOS/YELLS

28

CRINGES/FROWNS

2

LAUGHS

16

SITS IN SILENCE

2

COVERS THEIR EARS

6

TALKS/DOESN'T LISTEN

2







We asked 100 women...
If you think your man is going to propose tonight, what are you doing to prepare?
 

94

MY NAILS

21

MY MAKEUP

10

SHAVING EVERYWHERE

20

COOKING FAVE MEAL

3

DRESSING UP

19

SHOWERING

3

MY HAIR

15

LEAVING TOWN

3







Name a reason a woman might be attracted to Ronald McDonald.
 

94

BIG FEET

20

CLOWN FETISH

8

GREAT FREE FOOD

19

HUMOR/PERSONALITY

7

SEXY RED HAIR

18

CUTE FACE/SMILE

4

HE'S LOADED

15

KIND/TO KIDS

3







During church, name a telltale sign that the pastor drank too much communion wine.
 

93

SLURRING

55

JOKING/LAUGHING

4

CAN'T STAND/FALLING

13

BABBLING FOREVER

4

PASSED OUT

6

SWEARING

3

STUTTERING

5

HICCUPS

3







Grandma, I love your hugs, but I hate your what?
 

93

SMELL

55

GRANNY CLOTHES

4

FOOD/CANDY

10

CHEEK PINCHES/PATS

3

FACIAL/CHIN HAIR

9

NAGGING

2

WET KISSES

8

CROOKED WIG

2







Name an animal a person with chubby cheeks might resemble.
 

93

CHIPMUNK

47

GOPHER

4

SQUIRREL

16

BEAR/PANDA

3

PIG

12

RABBIT

2

APE/MONKEY

7

DOG/BULLDOG

2







You just got fired. Name something you'd do before leaving the building.
 

93

PACK UP

41

NOTHING/JUST LEAVE

5

CUSS/TELL OFF

27

STEAL STUFF

3

CRY

7

SAY BYE

3

TRASH THE PLACE

5

FILL THE TOILET

2







There's no shame in admitting that you once ate an entire what?
 

93

PIZZA

36

CARTON OF ICE CREAM

6

PIE

22

CHICKEN

4

CAKE

15

BOX OF COOKIES

2

BAG OF CHIPS

6

MELON/WATERMELON

2







Bob was embarrassed to find his fake mustache where the morning after the wild party?
 

93

FOREHEAD/WRONG PART

31

CEILING/WALL

6

TOILET/BATHROOM

17

ON THE DOG

6

ON SOMEONE ELSE

16

HIS CLOTHES/PANTS

5

FOOD/DRINK

9

BED/PILLOW

3







We asked 100 women...
Sometimes you wish your beautiful friend got what to make her less attractive?
 

93

CHUBBY

29

RASH/DISEASE

9

ACNE

27

BAD BOTOX/FILLER

3

WRINKLES

11

A WART

3

UGLY HAIRCUT

9

BOOB REDUCTION

2







Single Susan is always doing what way too early on the first date?
 

93

PLAN'G WEDDING/KIDS

25

"I LOVE YOU"

9

NOOKIE

20

GETTING DRUNK

4

OVERSHARING/PRYING

17

FARTING

2

KISSING

14

YAWNING

2







Name something you like to be super thick and super soft.
 

93

BLANKET/SHEETS

22

TOILET PAPER

11

CAKE/FOOD

15

A HOTTIE/THEIR LIPS

8

PILLOW

13

TOWELS

6

MY HAIR

12

MATTRESS

6







We asked 100 women...
Name something a Disney Princess has that you wish you could have, too.
 

93

A CASTLE

20

WAND/MAGIC

10

PRINCE CHARMING

16

DAZZLING CLOTHES

9

PRETTY FACE

15

BEAUTIFUL HAIR

6

PEFECT BOD

13

CROWN/TIARA

4







Tell me a Shakespeare character that an actor might name his pet.
 

92

ROMEO

44

PUCK

3

HAMLET

17

HORATIO

2

OTHELLO

17

MACBETH

2

CAESAR/JULIUS

5

JULIET

2







Name an app or website that you'd be surprised your grandparents use.
 

92

TINDER/DATING

44

INSTAGRAM

4

TIKTOK

17

SNAPCHAT

4

FACEBOOK

14

X

2

ONLYFANS/PORN

5

GRUBHUB/FOOD DELIVERY

2







Name a reason you might compare a man to a Ken doll.
 

92

PERFECT FACE/BOD

38

NO BODY HAIR

6

FAKE/PLASTIC

15

NO BRAIN

5

STIFF/RIGID

10

TEENY WEENIE

5

SILKY BLONDE HAIR

10

PREPPY CLOTHES

3







Your family is going to be on "Family Feud" tomorrow. What are you doing today?
 

92

PRACTICE/STUDY'G

34

FREAKING/NERVOUS

6

PACK'G/TRAVEL

21

PARTYING

2

MATCHING OUTFITS

18

SLEEPING

2

HAIRCUTS

7

TELLING EVERYONE!

2







Name something a celebrity demands a bunch of in their dressing room.
 

92

FOOD/M&M'S

33

CLOTHES

5

BOOZE

21

MAKEUP

5

FLOWERS

15

ASSISTANTS

3

BOTTLED WATER

7

MIRRORS

3







What's a dead giveaway that a toddler has to use the potty?
 

92

POTTY DANCE/SQUIRM'G

30

CRYING

5

HOLDING SELF

27

SQUATTING

4

THE SMELL

14

QUIET & STILL

3

MAKING FACE/RED

6

GRUNTING

3







Name another way of saying "shut your mouth."
 

92

QUIET!

30

STOP!

4

ZIP IT!

21

SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!

2

SHUT UP!

16

SHUT YOUR TRAP!

2

HUSH/SHUSH/SHH

15

SILENCE!

2







You're in the restroom, trash-talking your boss. They step out of a stall. What do you do?
 

92

LAUGH/"KNEW THERE"

27

NOTHING

4

RUN/QUIT

26

CONTINUE/"I MEAN IT"

4

APOLOGIZE

21

BLAME SOMEONE ELSE

3

CRY/B>

4

BLUSH

3







After a bad first date, you drive home doing what?
 

92

CRY/REGRET'G

27

OVERTHINKING

9

SING/T-SWIFT

20

SCREAM/CUSSING

9

VENTING TO SELF

14

BLOCKING #

2

LAUGHING

9

BINGE EATING

2







We asked 100 parents...
What's something you tell to your kids to get them to behave?
 

92

NO SCREENS/VID GAMES

25

NO ALLOWANCE

8

SANTA'S WATCH'G

23

STOP/SHUT UP!

5

NO TREATS/CANDY

17

TELLING YOUR DAD

4

BE GROUNDED

8

GONNA WHOOP YOU!

2







We asked 100 married men...
Tell me the reason your wife last yelled at you.
 

92

NOT LISTENING

24

LATE/OUT LATE

13

NOT TAKING OUT TRASH

16

TOILET SEAT UP

5

TOO DRUNK

14

IGNORING KIDS

4

NOT CLEANING UP

14

FINANCES

2







We asked 100 men...
You'd be shocked if your doctor put on what kind of glove to do your prostate exam?
 

92

LEATHER

20

BASEBALL

12

WINTER/SKI

18

DRIVING/MOTORCYCLE

9

GARDENING

13

CLEANING/DISHES

5

WORK/WELDING

12

METAL/SPIKED

3







We asked 100 wives...
Name a reason your husband wouldn't make a good action movie star.
 

92

CHUBSTER

20

HE'S ANCIENT

11

WEAK/ZERO MUSCLE

15

CLUMSY

9

LAZY

14

BODY PAIN/SICKLY

6

SLOW

12

CAN'T LEARN LINES

5







We asked 100 men...
Name something a friend has that you might ask to borrow for the night.
 

92

A PILLOW

18

CASH

9

A CAR

17

CONDOMS

8

A MOVIE/NETFLIX

16

BEER

5

CLOTHES/JACKET

14

A FLASHLIGHT

5







At your wedding, you might ask your pastor to also do what to save money?
 

92

SING

17

DJ

14

HURRY IT UP!

16

DISCOUNT/FREE

9

TAKE PICS

15

NOT EAT

3

CATER/BAKE CAKE

15

PASS OFFERING PLATE

3







Tell me somewhere people go where they might laugh and cry.
 

91

THEATER/MOVIE

56

CHURCH/TEMPLE

6

COMEDY CLUB

6

BEDROOM

5

WEDDING

6

FUNERAL/WAKE

4

BATHROOM

6

HOSPITAL

2







We asked 100 women...
Tell us why your mate would be a terrible cowboy.
 

91

CAN'T RIDE/HATES HORSES

52

CITY SLICKER/NO DIRT

5

NO BOOTS

8

FEAR OF GUNS

5

LITTLE GUY/NO BUTT

8

TOO CHUBBY

3

WON'T WEAR HAT

7

CAN'T 2-STEP

3







If you ask Steve Harvey, he'll tell you the greatest stand-up comedian of all time is who?
 

91

STEVE HARVEY... DUH!

51

JERRY SEINFELD

3

RICHARD PRYOR

18

KEVIN HART

2

EDDIE MURPHY

8

JOHNNY CARSON

2

DAVE CHAPELLE

5

RODNEY DANGERFIELD

2







Mom's least favorite child is the one who never does what?
 

91

CHORES/LAUNDRY

42

"ANYTHING"

5

CALLS/VISITS

14

HOMEWORK

3

LISTENS

13

BATHES/SHOWERS

3

WORKS

8

SHOWS RESPECT

3







We asked 100 married men...
Somewhere right now, your wife is talking about what?
 

91

OUR GENIUS KIDS

29

MONEY

9

ME, OF COURSE

19

WORK

6

TV/HOUSEWIVES

10

A DIVORCE

5

CHORES

9

FOOD

4







We asked 100 women...
Why might you say kissing your boyfriend is like kissing a frog?
 

91

WET/SLIMY

26

SCALY LIPS

6

LONG DARTING TONGUE

23

SMELLY/BREATH

6

HE'S MY PRINCE

14

HE'S GOT WARTS

6

HE'S UGLY/BULGY EYES

7

WIDE MOUTH

3







We asked 100 women...
Tell me a way a man might be like a hamburger.
 

91

MEATY/BEEFY

24

HAS LAYERS

9

JUICY

18

WELL-DONE

6

FATTY

13

YUMMY

5

CHEESY

11

BORING/PLAIN

5







We asked 100 married women...
You'd laugh out loud if your husband said he applied for what job?
 

91

DANCER/STRIPPER

22

FIREFIGHTER

11

CHEF

13

MECHANIC

7

TEACHER

13

PRESIDENT

7

MODEL

12

HOUSEKEEPER

6







When you tell a friend to make themselves at home, you don't mean they can do what?
 

91

TAKE CLOTHES OFF

21

STAY/MOVE IN

7

RAID FRIDGE/COOK

18

MY SPOUSE/FLIRT

6

SLEEP IN MY BED

14

SHOWER/BUBBLE BATH

6

PUT FEET UP

14

SNOOP AROUND

5







Name something your masseuse starts doing that ruins the experience.
 

90

YAPS/LIFE STORY

56

TOOTS

4

RUBS TOO HARD

10

GRUNTS/MOANS

3

SINGS

8

GETS FRESH/BUTT RUB

2

COUGHS/SNEEZES

5

SCREAMS/"SPIDER!"

2







Name somthing you hope a new lover doesn't do when you take off your clothes in front of them.
 

90

LAUGH

52

GASP/CRINGE

5

PUKE/GAG

13

SCREAM/CRY

4

LOOK AWAY

6

STARE

2

RUN

6

CLOSE EYES

2







Name something you'd do to get a hot lifeguard's attention.
 

90

FAKE DROWN/"HELP"

49

DIVE/SWIM

5

FALL/"HURT"

11

"HEY"/CHIT-CHAT

5

SUNBATHE/OIL

6

SMILE & WAVE

4

RUN/STRUT PAST

6

FLASH/DROP SUIT

4







Name something you do both while working out and also while making love.
 

90

SWEAT

47

DAYDREAM

4

BREATHE HEAVY

17

LISTEN TO MUSIC

3

YELL/GRUNT/MOAN

8

REMOVE CLOTHING

2

THRUST

7

SQUAT

2







Name someone you would not want to run into in a group shower.
 

90

PARENTS

34

PASTOR

7

POLITICIAN/CELEB

14

EX

6

BOSS/COWORKER

13

GRADPARENT

4

IN-LAW

8

ANYONE!

4







Name a sound you might fake to help you get off a phone call.
 

90

COUGH/SNEEZE

31

DOG BARKING

5

STATIC

18

BEEP/CALL WAITING

4

DOORBELL/KNOCK

17

PUKING

4

KID/CRYING

8

CRASH/BANGING

3







Fill in the blank: Oh no -- my ______ is leaking.
 

90

FAUCET/SINK

30

ROOF

6

TOILET

19

CAR/RADIATOR

6

BLADDER

14

BREAST

4

DRINK/CUP

7

PIPE

4







If you love football but you suck at it, name a job that can still get you on the field.
 

90

REFEREE

29

CHEERLEADER

5

WATERBOY/GIRL

28

KICKER/PUNTER

5

CAMERA OP/REPORTER

9

BALL BOY/GIRL

4

COACH

7

GROUNDSKEEPER

3







We asked 100 men...
Be honest: Your body shape is closest to what kind of animal?
 

90

BEAR/PANDA

28

DOLPHIN

6

APE/MONKEY

23

HORSE

4

GIRAFFE

13

SLOTH

3

HIPPO

11

POTBELLIED PIG

2







Name the best R&B girl group of all time.
 

90

THE SUPREMES

24

EN VOGUE

8

TLC

17

THE SHIRELLES

5

DESTINY'S CHILD

15

SWV

4

SPICE GIRLS

13

SALT-N-PEPA

4







Name something about a foot that can make it even uglier than it already is.
 

89

FUNGUS

37

CALLUSES/CORNS

6

WARTS

14

CROOKED TOE

5

BUNIONS

11

THE SMELL

5

LONG TOENAILS

7

HAIRY

4







Name an activity that would be great for a child's birthday party but terrible for a bachelor party.
 

89

PIN TAIL ON DONKEY

33

PONY/PETTING ZOO

6

CLOWN

23

PINATA

3

BOUNCE HOUSE

13

HIDE & SEEK

3

BALLOON ANIMALS

6

TWISTER

2







We asked 100 women...
You can't bring yourself to dump your boyfriend. What do you do to get him to break up with you?
 

89

IGNORE HIM/CALLS

33

BE CLINGY

4

BE MEAN/NAG

16

FART

4

CHEAT/FLIRT

15

CALL HIM FAT

3

BREAK DATES

14

ANSWER8

S8







You might need a loofah if your skin was compared to what animal's skin?
 

89

GATOR/CROC

31

RHINO

6

SNAKE

19

CHICKEN/CHICKEN FEET

3

ELEPHANT

17

ARMADILLO

3

LIZARD/IGUANA

7

PORCUPINE

3







Name something you might make fun of about SpongeBob SquarePants.
 

89

VOICE/LAUGH

26

GOOFY FACE/TEETH

8

OUTFIT/PANTS

17

WET/SPONGE

5

SQUARE SHAPE

14

PINEAPPLE HOUSE

3

YELLOW COLOR

13

MUSIC/THEME SONG

3







If "Family Feud" had a surprise audience giveaway, everyone would probably get what?
 

89

CAR

24

VACATION

6

CASH/GIFT CARD

24

CLOTHES/SUITS

5

HOME GAME/BUZZERS

17

BOOK/ACT LIKE A LADY...

3

SNACK/FOOD

7

TV

3







You might get kicked out of a basketball game for doing what to the ball?
 

89

KICKING IT

24

KISSING/HUMPING

7

THROW'G/AT REF

21

TRAVELING/PALMING

7

LICKING/SPIT'G ON

12

DEFLATING IT

6

SITTING ON IT

8

HIDING IT

4







Tell me a place where you hear people moaning and groaning.
 

88

DOC/DENTIST/E.R.

45

MASSAGE/SPA

4

BEDROOM/HOME

14

HOTEL

3

WORK

9

BATHROOM STALL

3

GYM

7

NURSING HOME

3







Name something you might text your boss one night when you're drunk.
 

88

I QUIT/BYE!

41

HEYYY!/SUP?

4

CALLING OUT/SICK

17

HELP!

4

HATE YOU/BAD BOSS

12

I LOVE YOU

3

I NEED A RAISE

4

I'LL BE IN LATE

3







Name something in your house that an alien might mistake for a fellow extraterrestrial.
 

88

PET

41

HOUSEPLANT

5

VACUUM

11

PLUSHIE/YODA DOLL

5

LAMP

10

TV

4

MY SPOUSE!

9

MY WEIRD KID

3







Who's the last person you mentally undressed?
 

88

MY BOO

39

SPOUSE'S FRIEND

4

CELEB/STEVE HARVEY

23

RANDOM STRANGER

4

NEIGHBOR

7

MY HOT BUDDY

3

BOSS/COWORKER

5

MY EX

3







A spaceship just landed in your backyard. Tell me what you do next.
 

88

TAKE PIC/VIDEO

27

WATCH/INSPECT

8

RUN

16

PANIC/FAINT/YELL

7

CALL 911

10

HIDE/LOCK DOOR

7

"HEY! WELCOME!"

8

HOP ON BOARD!

5







Name the worst place to have an accident in your pants.
 

87

WORK/INTERVIEW

32

STORE

9

CHURCH

13

RESTAURANT

6

SCHOOL

10

AIRPLANE

4

WEDDING/ALTAR

9

CAR

4







Name a pet peeve you have about texting.
 

87

WAIT'G/LEFT ON READ

28

OMG, ABBREVIATIONS!

7

GRAMMAR/SPELL'G

24

EMOJI OVERKILL

5

TEXT'G & DRIVING

9

GROUP CHATS

3

TEXT'G WHILE W/ ME

8

AUTO-CORRECT

3







We asked 100 women...
My man would be a lot more fun if he liked to do what like a woman?
 

87

SHOP

28

WATCH ROM-COMS/TV

7

CLEAN/ORGANIZE

13

CRY/SHARE FEELINGS

7

GOSSIP/TALK

13

COOK

5

DANCE

11

WEAR A DRESS & MAKEUP

3







We asked 100 women...
Your man kisses like he's playing what sport with his tongue?
 

87

HOCKEY

24

GOLF

8

FOOTBALL

17

VOLLEYBALL

7

SOCCER

15

SWIM/BREAST STROKE

3

BASKETBALL

10

WRESTLING

3







It would be weird if the corpse at an open-casket funeral was wearing what?
 

87

SWIMSUIT

22

UNDIES/THONG

6

NOTHING

20

HAT/PARTY HAT

6

COSTUME/MASK

16

PAJAMAS

5

GLASSES/GOGGLES

8

SHOES/UGG BOOTS

4







We asked 100 husbands...
I knew my wife was mad when she threw what at me?
 

87

PAN/POT

17

KNIFE

10

TOWEL

14

PLATE OF FOOD

8

SHOE

13

WINE/GLASS

7

PURSE

11

KEYS

7







Name something you WOULD wish on your worst enemy.
 

86

AILMENT/INJURY

36

GAIN WEIGHT

6

DEATH

17

LOSE JOB/BROKE

4

BUGS/LICE

10

INSOMNIA

4

KARMA

6

PRISON TIME

3







Tell me a Mexican food you might nickname your sweetie.
 

86

TACO/TAQUITO

32

CHURRO

6

BURRITO

18

CHIMICHANGA

4

HOT TAMALE

11

QUESO

4

ENCHILADA

7

FLAN

4







Name something that can go wrong during your first-ever kiss.
 

86

BAD BREATH

31

SLOBBER

9

BUMP FACES/TEETH

15

TONGUE/NO TONGUE

5

BURP

10

BRACES LOCK

4

MISS THEIR MOUTH

9

BITE THEM

3







Name a movie villain that reminds you of your mother-in-law.
 

86

CRUELLA DE VIL

29

DRACULA

3

THE JOKER

17

DARTH VADER

2

URSULA

16

KING KONG

2

THE WICKED WITCH

15

FREDDY KRUEGER

2







Name a job you'd only want for the cool uniform.
 

86

POLICE

29

MILITARY

10

PILOT

16

ASTRONAUT

4

FIREFIGHTER

11

TRAIN CONDUCTOR

3

SERVER/HOOTERS

10

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

3







You know you're getting old if you need a Post-it Note to remind you to do what every day?
 

86

BRUSH TEETH

24

GO POTTY

7

TAKE MEDS

19

SLEEP/WAKE UP

5

EAT & DRINK

15

GET DRESSED

4

SHOWER

9

CARE FOR PETS

3







Young people go to the bar a lot. Where do old people go a lot?
 

86

HOME/TO BED

22

THE BAR TOO!

7

BINGO/SENIOR CTR.

20

THE BATHROOM

6

DOC/HOSPITAL

12

THE PARK

4

BUFFET/EATERY

11

CEMETERY/FUNERALS

4







Fill in the blank: Every time I go visit my Great-Aunt Myrtle, she smells like ______.
 

86

MOTHBALLS

21

BENGAY/MENTHOL

7

FOOD/BAKING

20

FLOWERS

6

CIGARETTES

13

PERFUME

5

COFFEE

10

TINKLE/POO

4







Name a reality show that describes your love life.
 

85

SURVIVOR

48

90 DAY FIANCÈ

5

AMAZING RACE

8

BACHELOR/ETTE

5

HELL'S KITCHEN

6

LOVE ISLAND

4

NAKED AND AFRAID

6

LOVE IS BLIND

3







Name a feature that the Cadillac of toilets might have.
 

85

BIDET W/ DRYER

29

PADDED SEAT

5

HEATED SEAT

22

SELF-CLEANING BOWL

5

GOLD SEAT

9

AUTO-FLUSH

4

A WIPER

7

BUTT MASSAGER

4







Name an occupation that if you put on too much weight, you might not be fit to do it.
 

85

ATHLETE

27

FITNESS TRAINER

9

MODEL

13

FIREFIGHTER

6

FLIGHT ATTENDANT

12

SERVER

4

POLICE

10

DANCER/STRIPPER

4







If your bathroom mirror started giving you unsolicited advice, what would it say?
 

84

SLIM DOWN/EXERCISE!

42

SHUT UP!

5

FIX YOUR HAIR!

11

USE MAKEUP!

5

SHAVE/PLUCK!

8

MOISTURIZE!

4

SLEEP MORE!

6

CLEAN BATHROOM/ME!

3







You'd be shocked to see the Statue of Liberty put down her torch and do what with her hand?
 

84

FLIP THE BIRD

33

PEACE SIGN

4

WAVE

21

THUMBS UP/DOWN

3

SCRATCH/ADJUST

11

DANCE MOVES

3

PICK NOSE

6

USE PHONE

3







Name something you'd be surprised to see your auntie pull out of her bra.
 

84

CASH/WALLET

33

FLASK

5

SANDWICH/FOOD

15

BOX OF KLEENEX

5

WEED/DRUGS

12

GUN

4

PHONE

6

KITTENS/ANIMAL

4







Name something that if you could actually see all the germs on it, you'd never touch it.
 

84

DOOR HANDLE

31

REMOTE

5

PHONE

16

TOWEL

3

FOOD

13

BED/SHEETS

3

TOILET

10

FRIDGE

3







Name a place you go where it would be weird to bring your loved one's ashes along.
 

84

RESTAURANT

27

STORE/MALL

8

BAR/CLUB

14

CHURCH

6

VACAY/BEACH

10

WEDDING

6

WORK

8

BATHROOM

5







When I die, forget the stairway to heaven -- I want to ride there how?
 

83

DREAM CAR/LIMO

37

GLASS ELEVATOR

5

HORSE/CHARIOT

15

MOTORCYCLE

5

HOT AIR BALLOON

6

ROCKET

5

PRIVATE JET

6

ON A CLOUD

4







Name a word people use to avoid cursing.
 

83

FUDGE

20

FRICK/FREAK/FRIG

8

SHOOT

19

DANG

7

DARN

10

SUGAR

6

CRAP

8

HECK

5







We asked 100 married women...
You start choking during dinner. What is your husband doing?
 

83

ON HIS PHONE

18

HEIMLICH

9

WATCHING TV

17

"YOU OKAY?"

8

STILL EATING

11

STARING/WATCHING ME

5

911/LOOK'G FOR HELP

10

PANICKING

5







Name a word starting with the letter F you'd use to describe your own behind.
 

81

FAT

33

FANNY

6

FLAT

12

FLUFFY

5

FABULOUS

10

FINE

4

FIRM

7

FULL

4







Name something that would be hard to do if you had nine-inch nails.
 

80

TYPE/TEXT/DIAL

34

MAKE FIST

4

WIPE

22

PLAY MUSIC/PIANO

4

EAT

6

COOK

3

BRUSH TEETH/FLOSS

4

SCRATCH AN ITCH

3







Name a place you'd be surprised had a kiss cam.
 

80

CHURCH/CONVENT

23

COURTROOM

7

DOC/HOSPITAL

14

BAR/CLUB

5

PUBLIC BATHROOM

12

WORK

5

STORE/MALL

10

THEATER

4







Fill in the blank: Out of all my family members, I'm the ______est.
 

79

SMARTEST

25

QUIETEST/SHYEST

7

FUNNIEST

13

SHORTEST

7

YOUNGEST

8

WEIRDEST

6

TALLEST

7

PRETTIEST/SEXIEST

6







Name a game that kids back in the day played outside that kids today probably know nothing about.
 

79

TAG

22

RED ROVER

9

HOPSCOTCH

16

RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT

5

KICK THE CAN

10

DODGEBALL

4

KICKBALL

10

HIDE-AND-SEEK

3







Name a section of a bookstore where you'd find a book about your love life.
 

74

FICTION/FANTASY

23

MYSTERY/SUSPENSE

5

ROMANCE/DATING

13

EROTICA

5

SELF-HELP

11

HORROR

5

ANCIENT HISTORY

7

COMEDY

5







We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: In my next life, I want to be a ______.
 

74

MILLIONAIRE

22

PRINCESS/QUEEN

5

CAT

17

BIRD

4

STAR/SINGER

13

MODEL

4

DOG

5

MAN

4







Tell me an occupation where you make people happy every single day.
 

67

CLOWN

30

BARISTA

4

COMEDIAN

9

NURSE

4

FLORIST

6

ICE CREAM SELLER

4

HOOKER

6

THEME PARK WORKER

4







Name something you have two of that you might like one of them more than the other.
 

65

KIDS

20

PAIRS OF SHOES

5

PETS

13

FRIENDS

3

CARS

11

TV'S

3

ARMS/HANDS

7

SIBLINGS

3







Name a place you'd be surprised to meet the love of your life.
 

64

STORE/MALL

20

BAR/CLUB

7

RESTROOM

9

PRISON

5

FUNERAL

7

CHURCH

5

DOCTOR/CLINIC

7

MY HOME/APT. BLDG.

4







Name an occupation that sounds boring but you get paid a lot.
 

60

ACCOUNTANT

24

GARBAGE COLLECTOR

4

DOC/DENTIST

9

CORONER/MORTICIAN

3

LAWYER

8

POLITICIAN

3

PLUMBER

6

TRUCK DRIVER

3







Tell me a kind of bird a stripper might use as her stage name.
 

60

FLAMINGO

12

SWALLOW

6

ROBIN REDBREAST

12

DOVE

5

PEACOCK

11

PARROT/POLLY

4

RAVEN

6

CANARY/TWEETY

4







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