PENS/PENCILS 50 COMPUTER 4 PAPER 20 TAPE 4 STAPLER 6 POST-ITS 3 PAPER CLIPS 6 TOILET PAPER 3

Name a reason why a person might turn down a job.

LOW PAY/SALARY 60 OVERQUALIFIED 2 LOCATION/DISTANCE 17 DON'T LIKE BOSS 2 SCHEDULE/HOURS 6 LOUSY BENEFITS 2 DON'T LIKE JOB 4 GOT BETTER JOB 2

We surveyed 100 married women... What do moms really want for Mother's Day?

FAMILY/LOVE 32 PERFUME 7 FLOWERS 16 A VACATION 7 TIME ALONE/PEACE 9 A CARD 6 DINNER 7 JEWELRY 6

What might you do right after your boss says, "You're fired"?

CRY 22 CLEAN OUT DESK 9 LEAVE 22 HIT HIM/REVENGE 6 LOOK FOR A JOB 15 ASK/WONDER WHY 4 TELL THEM OFF 9 SAY "I QUIT" 3

We surveyed 100 women... Name a sport you'd only watch if the players were naked.

FOOTBALL 30 TENNIS 7 BASKETBALL 16 POLO 6 GOLF 10 SOCCER 6 BASEBALL 9 HOCKEY 5

Real or not, name someone famous named José.

JOSE FELICIANO 25 JOSE JIMENEZ 3 JOSE CUERVO 23 JOSE GRECO 3 JOSE CANSECO 18 JOSE ITURBI 3 JOSE FERRER 11 JOSE GONZALEZ 3

Name something some men wear and some men don't.

UNDERWEAR/THONGS 32 JEWELRY/EARRINGS 7 TIES/BOW TIES 15 SNEAKERS/SHOES 5 COLOGNE 11 UNDERSHIRTS 4 HATS 10 TOUPEES 3

Name an occupation that gets hit on by bored housewives.

MAILMAN 32 CONSTRUCTION 6 PLUMBER 14 SALESMAN 5 UPS/DELIVERYMAN 12 POOL MAN 4 MILKMAN 7 CABLE GUY 4

Tell me something of yours that you swear is possessed.

CHILDREN 16 COMPUTER 9 CAR 14 MYSELF 8 PET 10 CELL PHONE 5 HOUSE 10 SPOUSE 4

Name something a wife tells her husband to get rid of.

OLD CLOTHES/SHOES 38 MAGAZINES/BOOKS 5 PET/ANIMAL 8 ADULT VIDEOS 4 TRASH 7 CAR/CONVERTIBLE 4 MISTRESS 5 BAD ATTITUDE 4

We surveyed 100 single women... Tell me something you have that has lasted longer than most of your relationships.

SHOES/CLOTHES 17 PET 8 JEWELRY/WATCH 13 FRIENDSHIPS 8 HOUSE 10 CHILDREN 5 CAR 9 JOB 4

What do most women expect most men to be really bad at?

COOKING 28 DRIVING/DIRECT'NS 5 HOUSEWORK/IRONING 17 SHOPPING 5 MAKING LOVE 5 CHILD REARING 4 DECORATING 5 DRESSING WELL 4