Name something that drips.
 

100

WATER/FAUCET

92


A NOSE

4


A CANDLE

2


COFFEE

2








Name something a person might be serving.
 

100

FOOD/DRINK

84


TIME

7


SUBPOENA/COURT DOC

6


BALL/TENNIS BALL

3








Name something grandpa might pinch.
 

100

PERSON/CHEEK/BUTT

82


PENNIES

8


SNUFF/TOBACCO

8


SALT

2








Fill in the blank: Jumping ________.
 

100

JACKS

75


BEAN

13


ROPE

10


FROG

2








Name something you do that rhymes with "grow up."
 

100

THROW UP

74


SHOW UP

16


BLOW UP

8


SLOW UP

2








Name something that has roots.
 

100

PLANTS/TREES

72


PEOPLE/FAMILY

17


TEETH

7


HAIR

4








Name a way a comedian knows he's bombing.
 

100

NO LAUGHS/CLAPS

59


BOOING/HECKLING

34


THROWING THINGS

5


PEOPLE LEAVING

2








Name a reason babies cry that would be weird if men cried for the same reason.
 

100

HUNGRY/FOR NIPPLE

46


PEED/POOPED PANTS

34


TEETHING

11


TOY TAKEN AWAY

9








Name something a mouse might dream about.
 

99

CHEESE

87


CATS/BEING ONE

8


PEANUT BUTTER

2


MICE/ITS SOULMOUSE

2








Name a fruit that's the size of a Kardashian bottom.
 

99

WATERMELON/MELON

85


PUMPKIN

9


PINEAPPLE

3


JACKFRUIT

2








Name something that is thrown at weddings.
 

99

RICE

73


FLOWERS/BOUQUET

16


BIRDSEED

7


CONFETTI

3








Name something that you see on a person's arm.
 

99

TATTOOS

66


HAIR

18


WATCH

13


MOLES

2








Name a job where you bring home cash every night from work.
 

99

WAITRESS/WAITER

66


STRIPPER

17


BARTENDER

13


FOOD DELIVERY

3








Name a fruit you find on top of cheesecake.
 

99

STRAWBERRY

60


CHERRY

31


BLUEBERRY

5


APPLE

3








Tell me another way people say "mother."
 

99

MOM/MOMMY

55


MAMA

29


MA

13


MUM

2








Give me a word that rhymes with "cuddle."
 

99

PUDDLE

48


MUDDLE

30


HUDDLE

19


FUDDLE

2








Nine months after what holiday are a lot of babies born?
 

99

VALENTINE'S DAY

39


NEW YEAR'S

28


CHRISTMAS

27


EASTER

5








We asked 100 married men...
While your wife is cleaning up after a party, what are you doing?
 

99

SLEEPING/SNORING

36


HELPING CLEAN

36


WATCHING TV

24


SMOKING CIG

3








Name a country where kissing is an art form.
 

98

FRANCE

88


ITALY

6


JAPAN

2


UNITED STATES

2








Name something that most women must prove to their doubting mother-in-laws that they can do right.
 

98

BE A GOOD COOK

82


MAKE HAPPY/IN BED

8


KEEP HOUSE CLEAN

5


RAISE A CHILD

3








Name an article of its owner's clothing that provides a dog with hours of chewing pleasure.
 

98

SHOE/SLIPPER

81


SOCK

12


SWEATER

3


UNDIES/VINYL THONG

2








Name something that people soak in their sink.
 

98

DISHES/POTS

78


CLOTHES

14


SPONGE/RAGS

4


DENTURES

2








Name a complaint people have about hospital gowns.
 

98

MY BISCUIT SHOWS

74


THIN/DRAFTY/COLD

12


BAD FIT

8


UGLY/NOT TRENDY

4








Tell me something guys never get tired of looking at.
 

98

CHICKS/BODIES/PORN

73


TV/MOVIE/SPORTS

16


CARS

7


MONEY

2








If a person's head is down in church, what are they doing?
 

98

PRAYING

72


SLEEPING

20


THINKING/FOOTBALL

4


TEXTING/PHONE APP

2








Name something specific that we get from a cow.
 

98

MILK

71


BEEF/STEAK

21


LEATHER

4


CHEESE

2








Name a kind of jewel a rich guy's dog might have on its collar.
 

98

DIAMOND

71


RUBY

20


SAPPHIRE

5


EMERALD

2








Name an animal that eats mice.
 

98

CAT

70


SNAKE/BOA

24


OWL

2


HAWK

2








Name something golfers might lose during a round of golf.
 

98

THEIR BALLS

70


THEIR TEMPER/MIND

21


A TEE

5


A STROKE/SHOT

2








Name a place it would be wrong to sneak in some beer.
 

98

CHURCH

68


WORK

22


SCHOOL

6


NURSERY/DAY CARE

2








Name something specific that gets brushed.
 

98

PERSON'S HAIR

68


TEETH

16


DOG

11


CAT

3








We asked 100 single women...
Name something you'd do if your date insisted on belting out Justin Bieber songs.
 

98

LEAVE/GO HOME

68


LAUGH

15


PLUG MY EARS

12


THROW UP/ON HIM

3








If mice designed a trap for people, what would they put in it instead of cheese?
 

98

FOOD/PIZZA

68


MONEY/LOTTO TICKET

15


RAT POISON

11


CAR KEYS

4








Name a way a priest might know he's giving a boring sermon.
 

98

PEOPLE SLEEPING

67


PEOPLE YAWNING

23


PEOPLE LEAVING

6


PEOPLE READING

2








Name a place where you see people with wet hair.
 

98

POOL

67


BEACH

17


HAIR SALON

12


GYM/LOCKER ROOM

2








Name something you do to a moustache.
 

98

TRIM/SHAVE IT

64


COMB/BRUSH IT

18


WAX IT

9


TWIST/TWIRL IT

7








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: The only way to stop your man from whining is to shove what in his mouth?
 

98

FOOD/COFFEE

63


BEER/BOOZE

19


MY BOOBS

13


SOAP

3








Name something that gets bleached.
 

98

LAUNDRY/SHEETS

62


HAIR/ABOVE LIP

29


BATHROOM/TOILET

4


A BUTT/"BROWN EYE"

3








Name something a farmer might have several of.
 

98

ANIMALS/COWS

61


FARM TOOLS/TRACTORS

32


ACRES/FIELDS

3


SEEDS/CROPS

2








Name something that is carried in a tanker truck.
 

98

GASOLINE

58


OIL

19


WATER

12


MILK

9








During your lifetime, name someone who has told you to remove your pants.
 

98

MY DOCTOR

53


HORNY SPOUSE/MATE

40


MY MOTHER

3


MY TAILOR

2








Give me a person's name that rhymes with "ham."
 

98

SAM

53


PAM

35


CAM

8


TAM

2








We asked 100 married women...
Name something your husband would need to look like a rock star.
 

98

HAIR/LONG HAIR

50


A GUITAR

40


TATTOOS

6


HOT FACE/SOME TEETH

2








We asked 100 married women...
Name a specific place you never want to find another woman's panties.
 

98

MY BED/BEDROOM

46


CAR/GLOVE BOX

27


IN THE LAUNDRY

18


HUBBY'S POCKET

7








Give me a phrase that starts with "It's raining."
 

98

IT'S POURING...

41


CATS & DOGS

28


MEN

27


OUTSIDE

2








Name something that, when you see it, you just have to kiss it.
 

98

PET/PUPPY

40


BABY/KID

38


STUD/BABE/BOOBS

18


BLARNEY STONE

2








Name a sport in which the distances are measured by laps.
 

98

TRACK/RUNNING

35


CAR RACING/NASCAR

31


SWIMMING

28


HORSE RACING

4








Name something left over from a wedding that a cheap church might use for a funeral.e
 

97

FLOWERS

85


FOOD/CAKE/WINGS

7


CANDLES

3


SCARF/VEIL

2








Name something that happy couples wear to bed.
 

97

NOTHING/A SMILE

83


PAJAMAS

6


LINGERIE/HIS & HERS

5


WEDDING RINGS

3








Fill in the blank: I eat when I'm what?
 

97

HUNGRY

81


BORED

8


DEPRESSED/SAD

5


NERVOUS/STRESSED

3








Name something that hisses.
 

97

SNAKES

77


CATS

14


STEAM/TEAPOTS

4


BIRDS

2








Name something that's itsy bitsy.
 

97

SPIDER/BUG

75


POLKA-DOT BIKINI

17


WAISTLINE

3


PINHEAD

2








Name something a pirate might throw off his ship.
 

97

PERSON/DEAD ONE

75


ANCHOR

10


GARBAGE/RUM BOTTLE

10


BUCKET O' POO/PEE

2








Name a place where you should always wear a clean pair of underwear.
 

97

DR./HOSPITAL

73


CHURCH

9


WORK

8


GYM/LOCKER ROOM

7








Name a piece of information that a bachelor puts in his little black book.
 

97

PHONE NUMBERS

72


NAMES

16


RATINGS/HOTNESS

6


MEASUREMENTS

3








Name something you might find under the bed in a sleazy hotel room.
 

97

CONDOM

70


PANTIES/CLOTHES

17


VIBRATOR/TOY

6


MICE/RATS/DROP'GS

4








If a candy is colored red, tell me the flavor it might be.
 

97

CHERRY

70


CINNAMON

16


STRAWBERRY

8


PEPPERMINT

3








Name a kind of kit people keep around their home.
 

97

1ST-AID/EMERGENCY

68


SEWING KIT

19


TOOL KIT

8


GROOMING/PEDICURE

2








Name something people tint.
 

97

WINDOWS/CAR WINDOWS

66


HEAD OF HAIR

25


EYEGLASSES

4


EYEBROWS/LASHES

2








Tell me someone who might use the phrase "Put your hands in the air."
 

97

COP

62


RAPPER/SINGER/DJ

23


ROBBER

9


GYM INSTRUCTOR

3








Give me a word that rhymes with "yellow."
 

97

MELLOW

59


FELLOW

26


BELLOW

9


HELLO

3








What might a cheating husband give his mistress that's nicer than the one his wife has?
 

97

JEWELRY/RING

58


CAR

18


CLOTHES/LINGERIE

18


PURSE

3








Name something that takes blood from people.
 

97

HEALTH WORKER/NEEDLE

57


A MOSQUITO

25


A VAMPIRE/DRACULA

13


A LEECH

2








We asked 100 women...
Name something about the best man that the bride might realize is better than the groom's.
 

97

HIS FACE/HAIR

55


HIS JOB/PAYCHECK

27


TIGHT, TASTY BOD

13


ODOR/DEODORANT

2








Name something men do when a pretty woman walks by.
 

97

STARE/GAWK

53


WHISTLE/CATCALL

39


SMILE

3


FANTASIZE/WISH

2








Name something you wouldn't do to your worst enemy, so you hope your dog will do it.
 

97

WHIZ/POOP/ON THEM

52


BITE THEM

36


KILL THEM

7


DIG UP THEIR YARD

2








Name something in your home that smells like you.
 

97

PILLOWS/BED/LINENS

51


CLOTHES/SINGLET

41


CANDLES

3


SOAP/BODY WASH

2








Name something a student might decide to swallow rather than hand it over to the teacher.
 

97

BUBBLICIOUS/FOOD

51


NOTE/LOVE NOTE

31


DRUGS/PILLS

12


CHEAT SHEET

3








Name something people try to patch up.
 

97

RELA'SHIP/MARRIAGE

51


TIRE/INNER TUBE

25


JEANS/CLOTHES

18


A WALL

3








Name something a politician hopes a voter's baby doesn't do while he's holding it.
 

97

BLOW CHUNKS

47


PEE/SQUEEZE A LOG

24


CRY/SCREAM

24


BURP

2








We asked 100 single men...
What do you see married men doing that makes you glad you aren't married?
 

97

FIGHTING/ARGUING

41


GETTING NAGGED

35


LISTENING

13


BABYSITTING

8








Name something a pig might be asking for when it says "oink oink."
 

96

FOOD

84


DRINK/WATER

8


A BATH

2


LOVE

2








Name an animal that lays really big eggs.
 

96

OSTRICH

84


GOOSE

6


EMU

4


CHICKEN

2








Name a food that rhymes with "Spam."
 

96

HAM

83


CLAM

6


JAM

4


LAMB

3








Name something hospital nurses might fight over doing to a hot male patient.
 

96

SPONGE BATH

80


TAKING TEMP/UP BUTT

12


BLOOD PRESSURE

2


STICK W/ NEEDLE

2








Name a kind of business with a drive-through service.
 

96

FAST-FOOD

79


BANK

13


CAR WASH

2


PHARMACY

2








Name something that people roast.
 

96

MEAT

79


PEOPLE/COMEDIANS

9


MARSHMALLOWS

4


VEGETABLES

4








Name something at a bachelor party a man might also have at his divorce party.
 

96

CHICKS/STRIPPERS

74


BOOZE

12


HIS BUDS

8


CAKE

2








Name an animal head a cat might hang on the wall of his cat cave.
 

96

MOUSE/RAT

73


DOG

16


BIRD

4


LIZARD

3








Name something a boy might give a girl on their first date.
 

96

FLOWERS/A ROSE

69


A KISS

20


A HUG

4


CANDY/CHOCOLATES

3








Name a place where you see a lot of people dancing.
 

96

CLUB/BAR

60


BALLROOM/WEDDING

29


TV SHOW/ELLEN

4


CONCERT

3








Name a place you might be naked with the lights on.
 

96

BATHROOM

58


BEDROOM/BED

25


DR. OFFICE/HOSPITAL

10


TANNING SALON

3








Fill in the blank: Boob ________.
 

96

BOOB JOB

54


BOOB TUBE

34


BOOBIES

6


BOOB SIZE

2








Fill in the blank: You should never show up to work what?
 

96

DRUNK/DRINKING

53


LATE

27


NAKED/PANTLESS

13


HIGH/STONED

3








We asked 100 married men...
If you take Viagra, name someone you hope your wife doesn't blab it to.
 

96

PARENT

49


FRIEND

39


NEIGHBOR

5


COWORKER/BOSS

3








Name an animal you associate with a holiday.
 

96

REINDEER

49


BUNNY

32


TURKEY

12


CHRISTMAS DOVE

3








Fill in the blank: Bouncing ________.
 

96

BALL/BALLS

48


BABY BOY/GIRL

35


BOOBS

7


CHECK

6








Name a fruit that most of the people in your family are shaped like.
 

96

PEAR

43


BANANA

26


APPLE

24


WATERMELON

3








Name something you wouldn't want the surgical staff doing during your operation on New Year's Eve.
 

95

TOASTING/DRINKING

88


WATCHING BALL DROP

3


COUNTING DOWN

2


KISSING/MAKING OUT

2








Name something Eve might have thrown at Adam when she was mad at him.
 

95

AN APPLE/CORE

80


A ROCK

7


SNAKE/SERPENT

5


FIG/FIG LEAF

3








Name something a really small fire department might only have one of.
 

95

FIRE TRUCK

80


HOSE

7


LADDER

4


STOVE

4








If there was a restaurant just for frogs, what insect might be listed as catch of the day?
 

95

FLY

77


MOSQUITO

8


CRICKET

8


DRAGONFLY

2








Name a part of Minnie Mouse that's not so mini.
 

95

HER EARS

68


HER FEET/SHOES

15


HER HEAD

9


HER BOW

3








On a windy day, name something a man might use to keep his combover in place.
 

95

HAT/CAP

64


HAIR SPRAY/GEL

13


HIS HANDS

9


GLUE/SUPERGLUE

9








A woman could give a guy the wrong idea if she makes eye contact while she's eating a what?
 

95

BANANA

63


HOT DOG/CORN DOG

18


ICE CREAM/POPSICLE

12


PEACH

2








Name something that takes off.
 

95

JET/PLANE

62


ROCKET/MISSILE

27


CAR/GETAWAY CAR

4


INVESTMENT/BUSINESS

2








Name something people wash once a week.
 

95

LAUNDRY/CLOTHES

61


CAR

28


HEAD/HAIR

3


FLOOR

3








Name a place where you hope the seat next to you will be empty.
 

95

AIRPLANE

58


BUS

17


THEATER/MOVIES/PORN

15


BATHROOM/OUTHOUSE

5








What's the worst thing to forget to take with you to the beach?
 

95

SUNSCREEN/TAN LOTION

55


SUIT/BANANA HAMMOCK

20


TOWEL/BLANKET

18


WATER

2








Name an American city with the best-looking people and the worst personalities.
 

95

L.A./HOLLYWOOD

49


NEW YORK

31


MIAMI

9


LAS VEGAS

6








Instead of cleaning it, name something a man might just spray cologne on.
 

95

BODY/ARMPITS

45


CLOTHES/SHOES

44


COUCH/CHAIR

3


TOILET

3








Name something that can be straight or curvy.
 

95

HAIR

43


A ROAD/HIGHWAY

32


A BODY/HIS WIENER

14


A LINE

6








Name a female celebrity whose bottom seems to have as big a career as she does.
 

95

KIM KARDASHIAN

41


JENNIFER LOPEZ

39


BEYONCE

12


NICKI MINAJ

3








Name an animal with a pot belly.
 

94

PIG

85


BEAR

3


HUMAN

3


KANGAROO

3








Name something people steer.
 

94

CAR/TRUCK

79


BOAT/CANOE

11


BICYCLE

2


HORSE

2








Name something a wife might tell her dog to do to her husband if he's being a jerk.
 

94

BITE/SIC 'EM

75


TAKE LEAK/DUMP ON

12


BARK AT HIM

5


KILL HIM

2








Name an animal that's easier to get off of than onto.
 

94

HORSE/PONY

72


ELEPHANT

13


BULL

5


CAMEL

4








Name something that some people like better when it's old.
 

94

FINE WINE/BOOZE

67


CHEESE/FOOD

15


CLOTHES/SHOES

8


MUSIC

4








Name something some people are as slow as.
 

94

MOLASSES

57


A TURTLE

19


A SNAIL

15


DIRT/MUD

3








Name something people dunk their doughnuts in at the old folks' home.
 

94

COFFEE/TEA

55


MILK

35


MEDS/ALKA SELTZER

2


PRUNE JUICE

2








Name something about you your grandparents always forgot.
 

94

MY AGE

50


MY NAME

26


MY BIRTHDAY

14


MY HEIGHT

4








Name a fruit that people add to cottage cheese.
 

94

PEACH

42


PINEAPPLE

38


STRAWBERRY

8


APPLE

6








Name something a man might offer to buy his wife a new pair of.
 

94

SHOES/BOOTS

40


EARRINGS

35


DOUBLE-G TA-TAS

13


SUNGLASSES

6








Name something people take with them to the laundromat.
 

94

SOAP/BLEACH

38


DIRTY LAUNDRY

35


CHANGE/QUARTERS

15


BOOK/MAGAZINE

6








We asked 100 single women...
If the man you want is more interested in your friend, name a lie you'd tell him about her.
 

94

HAS STD/CRAB CITY

35


MARRIED/DATING

32


INTO GALS/"VAGITARIAN"

24


WHORELIKE TENDENCIES

3








Name a place you think you'll be on your 100th birthday.
 

93

GRAVE/HEAVEN/HELL

81


MY HOUSE

6


NURSING HOME

4


DISNEY WORLD

2








Fill in the blank: Little red what?
 

93

RIDING HOOD

74


CORVETTE

8


HEN

6


WAGON

5








Name something you might be holding in your hand when you're in the bathtub.
 

93

SOAP/SHAMPOO

73


WASHCLOTH

9


SPONGE/LOOFAH

7


CELL PHONE

4








Name something that's made for a ball to drop into.
 

93

HOOP/BASKET

72


GOLF CUP/HOLE

14


MITT/GLOVE

5


POOL TABLE

2








Give me a word beginning with the letter "Z."
 

93

ZEBRA

71


ZOO

13


ZIP/ZIPPER

5


ZERO

4








Name something people search for in the dark.
 

93

LIGHTS/FLASHLIGHT

71


KEYS

9


CLOTHES/SHOES

8


GLASSES

5








Name something a valet might steal from your car.
 

93

CHANGE/WALLET

69


CD/NEIL DIAMOND

12


PHONE/BLUETOOTH

8


CANDY/FOOD

4








If you're sitting under a tree, name an animal you hope doesn't poop on your head.
 

93

BIRD/CONDOR

64


SQUIRREL

16


MONKEY

9


BEAR

4








Name something you ride on where you have to deal with rude people.
 

93

BUS

58


SUBWAY/TRAIN

22


AIRPLANE

7


ELEVATOR

6








Name something divers dive for.
 

93

TREASURE/GOLD

51


PEARLS

25


SEAFOOD/FISH

10


CONTEST/MEDAL

7








Name something that starts making weird noises as it gets older.
 

93

CAR

50


PEOPLE/BONES

35


HOUSE/STAIRS/DOORS

5


REFRIGERATOR

3








Name something embarrassing that could happen when you're doubled over with laughter.
 

93

PEE/GROW A TAIL

47


BLOW A BEEFER

41


RIP PANTS

3


SNORT

2








Give me an occupation where you tell a lot of lies.
 

93

LAWYER

37


SALESMAN/USED CAR

29


POLITICIAN

22


JOURNALIST

5








Give me a word that rhymes with "saloon."
 

92

BALLOON

72


BUFFOON

10


BABOON

7


MAROON

3








Name something that gets thrown by an athlete.
 

92

BALL

68


DISCUS

12


JAVELIN

8


A FIT/INSULT

4








Name a place where you see grown men jumping up and down.
 

92

SPORTING EVENT

67


GYM/TRAMPOLINE

19


BAR/SPORTS BAR

3


CONCERT

3








Name a place where you see people saying their good-byes.
 

92

AIRPORT

59


FUNERAL/CEMETERY

29


SCHOOL/PARKING LOT

2


CRUISE SHIP

2








Name something sexy that newlyweds shop for together.
 

92

LINGERIE/NIGHTIES

59


BED/SHEETS

20


SEX TOYS

10


LUBE

3








Name something a cowboy might be embarrassed to admit he can't do.
 

92

SADDLE/RIDE HORSE

57


LASSO/ROPE

29


USE A GUN

3


LINE DANCE

3








Name a kind of well.
 

92

WISHING WELL

57


WATER/ARTESIAN

21


OIL WELL

10


INKWELL

4








They may call themselves stay-at-home moms, but where are they most of the time?
 

92

STORE/MALL

56


IN THE CAR

21


HOME/IN KITCHEN

10


PARK

5








Name a section in the supermarket where a woman is most likely to meet a man.
 

92

PRODUCE

51


MEATS/DELI

23


BEER/ALCOHOL

13


FROZEN FOODS

5








Name something you have to take the top off of before you squeeze it.
 

92

TOOTHPASTE

50


CONDIMENT/KETCHUP

33


JUICE/LEMON JUICE

5


HOT PAIR OF JUGS

4








We asked 100 married women...
What's your husband's best physical feature?
 

92

EYES

47


SMILE

27


BUTT

12


BROAD SHOULDERS

6








Name something that has a pointy tip.
 

92

PEN/PENCIL

43


KNIFE

39


PIN

8


ICE PICK

2








Name something you like in your brownies.
 

92

NUTS

43


CHOCOLATE/CHIPS

38


WEED/HASH

7


CARAMEL

4








Name something that's foamy.
 

92

SHAVING CREAM

39


SOAP/BUBBLE BATH

34


BEER

16


OCEAN/WAVES

3








We asked 100 men...
What would you do if you had Donald Trump's hair?
 

91

CUT IT/SHAVE IT

74


RECOMB/BRUSH IT

13


DYE IT/GRAY

2


HIDE/NEVER GO OUT

2








Name something you buy by the gram.
 

91

COKE/DRUGS/MEDS

70


GOLD

11


SPICES/HERBS

6


SUGAR

4








Name something cows might dream about.
 

91

GRASS/HAY/EATING IT

64


BEING MILKED

18


JUMPING OVER MOON

5


COW/HOT, HUNG BULL

4








Fill in the blank: Anyone can kiss you on the cheek. But only your lover can kiss you on the what?
 

91

LIPS/PIEHOLE

60


NECK

15


POOPER

10


BOOBS

6








Name a beverage you drink from paper cups.
 

91

WATER

56


SODA

17


COFFEE

12


BEER/BOOZE

6








What's the first thing you reach for when you see your boss leave work?
 

91

MY PHONE

49


COMPUTER/INTERNET

21


MY CAR KEYS

15


CIGARETTE/E-CIG

6








Name something you hope has been built to last.
 

91

HOUSE/BUILDING

46


CAR/TRUCK

36


LOVE/MARRIAGE

5


ME

4








Name a place where a man's glasses might get steamed up.
 

91

BATHROOM/SHOWER

44


SPA/TURKISH BATHS

35


THE KITCHEN

8


BED/BURIED IN BOOBS

4








Name something of yours that's just not fast enough.
 

91

MY CLUNKER CAR/TRUCK

42


COMPUTER/INTERNET

25


MIND/BOD/METABOLISM

22


MY PET

2








Give me a sound that a horn makes.
 

91

HONK

40


BEEP

40


TOOT

9


AHWOOOOGA

2








Besides Santa, who else knows if you've been naughty or nice?
 

91

GOD/JESUS

39


SPOUSE/MATE

21


MOM/DAD

19


ME

12








Name something people swipe.
 

90

CREDIT/DEBIT CARDS

76


PENS

6


FOOD/CANDY

5


MONEY

3








Name something that gets slammed.
 

90

DOOR/CAR DOOR

74


OLD SCHOOL PHONE

8


FINGER

4


BASEBALL/BALLS

4








Name a job some people can't get just because they're not good-looking enough.
 

90

MODEL

72


ACTOR/ACTRESS

9


NEWSCASTER

6


DANCER/STRIPPER

3








If animals wore underpants, name one that would need a really big pair.
 

90

ELEPHANT

61


HIPPO

18


BEAR/PANDA

7


RHINO

4








Name something a woman gets mad at her man for breaking.
 

90

HER HEART/TRUST

59


A DATE

16


DISHES/PLATES

11


WIND

4








We asked 100 married men...
Name a place you like your wife to go to because she'll be gone for hours.
 

90

STORE/MALL

55


HAIR/NAIL SALON

23


HER MOM'S HOUSE

8


WORK

4








Give me a word that rhymes with "pope."
 

90

HOPE

52


DOPE

22


ROPE

10


COPE

6








Name something a man might be holding while his wife is giving birth.
 

90

HER HAND

51


CAMERA/PHONE

32


HIS BREATH

4


HER LEGS

3








Name something with crunchy nuts.
 

90

CANDY/CANDY BAR

49


CEREAL/GRANOLA

24


TRAIL MIX/CHEX MIX

11


CRACKER JACK

6








Name a piece of equipment with the word "scope" in its name.
 

90

TELESCOPE

47


MICROSCOPE

25


STETHOSCOPE

12


PERISCOPE

6








Besides her finger, name a place on her body that a woman might wear jewelry.
 

90

NECK

41


EAR

35


WRIST

9


TOE

5








When people say "use it or lose it," what are they referring to?
 

90

BRAIN/MEMORY

31


MONEY

29


BODY/"TOMMY SALAMI"

24


VACATION DAYS

6








Name a college known for really smart people.
 

89

HARVARD

60


MIT

13


YALE

12


PRINCETON

4








Name an American city people from other countries flock to.
 

89

NEW YORK

59


LOS ANGELES

15


LAS VEGAS

10


ORLANDO

5








Name something you steam.
 

89

VEGETABLES

57


CLOTHES

15


RICE

11


CLAMS

6








Name something in which people put a single flower.
 

89

VASE

54


SUIT/LAPEL

21


HAIR

7


GRAVE/CASKET

7








Name something you put your lips together to do.
 

89

KISS/BLOW KISS

52


WHISTLE

27


DRINK FROM A STRAW

6


LIPSTICK/LIP GLOSS

4








Name someone to whom you should never say "I told you so."
 

89

SPOUSE/MATE

41


MOM/DAD

29


BOSS

14


JUDGE/JUDY

5








Name a kind of belt.
 

89

LEATHER/PANT BELT

39


BLACK/MARTIAL ARTS

32


SEAT BELT

14


CHASTITY BELT

4








Name something warm you sleep with when there's no warm body next to you.
 

89

BLANKET/QUILT

39


PET/DOG

24


PILLOW

22


HOT WATER BOTTLE

4








Besides your house, name a specific place you might have a gun.
 

88

CAR/PICKUP TRUCK

71


GARAGE/WORKSHOP

7


WORK/DESK

7


ON ME/HOLSTER

3








Name something that's thicker than water.
 

88

BLOOD

60


OIL

15


SYRUP

9


PUDDING

4








Name something you'd find on someone's neck.
 

88

NECKLACE/CHAIN

55


HICKEY

16


MOLE

12


SCARF

5








Name an animal that jumps through hoops.
 

88

DOG

49


LION

20


TIGER

12


SEAL

7








Give me a word that rhymes with "gender."
 

88

BENDER

47


FENDER

25


TENDER

11


SLENDER

5








If you were a bear, what might we see you do in the woods?
 

88

EAT/FIND FOOD

36


WHIZ/DUMP

34


SLEEP/HIBERNATE

13


RUB BACK ON TREE

5








Name an activity some women are addicted to.
 

87

SHOPPING/COUPONS

69


TV/THE BACHELOR

7


GOSSIPING

6


YOGA/EXERCISE

5








Name something a hiker would have in his backpack.
 

87

WATER

67


FOOD/SNACKS

11


COMPASS

5


ROPE

4








Name something that people grow fields of.
 

87

CORN

66


WHEAT

9


FLOWERS/POPPIES

9


POT

3








Name a fruit that's good with ice cream.
 

87

STRAWBERRIES

60


BANANAS

11


CHERRIES

10


PEACHES

6








Name something people pitch.
 

87

A BALL

59


IDEA/FOR MOVIE

13


PRODUCT/SERVICE

9


HORSESHOES

6








Name something that you see in every courtroom.
 

87

JUDGE

54


GAVEL

22


CHAIRS

7


JUDGE'S BENCH

4








Name something you'd hate to have to jump out of.
 

87

PLANE

53


MOVING CAR

20


WINDOW/BUILDING

9


A CAKE

5








Name something made of foam rubber.
 

87

PILLOW/SEAT CUSHION

53


BALL/NERF BALL

14


MATTRESS/TOPPER

12


FOAM FINGER

8








Name a food that's easy to catch in your mouth.
 

87

POPCORN

46


GRAPES

20


PEANUTS/NUTS

11


CANDY

10








Give me a word that rhymes with "rumble."
 

87

TUMBLE

44


BUMBLE

26


HUMBLE

9


STUMBLE

8








The older you are when you get married, the less likely you are to what?
 

87

HAVE KIDS/GRANDKIDS

39


DIVORCE

34


CHEAT

10


HUMP LIKE BUNNIES

4








Fill in the blank: Traffic ________
 

87

LIGHT

37


JAM

33


STOP

11


CONE

6








Name something a girl carries in her purse on the first date just in case she needs it.
 

87

MACE/GUN

36


MONEY

23


CONDOM/BIRTH CONTROL

16


PHONE

12








Name something you don't want people to ask you for.
 

86

MONEY/DONATION

79


MY AGE

3


ADVICE

2


MY WEIGHT

2








Name something in your home that sometimes gets very hot.
 

86

STOVE/OVEN

74


WATER

6


BED/MATTRESS

3


HEATER/FURNACE

3








Tell me another way people say "stoned."
 

86

HIGH

64


BAKED

10


WASTED

9


DRUNK

3








Name a place where you sit in an adjustable seat.
 

86

CAR

53


AIRPLANE

13


DESK/AT WORK

11


DENTIST OFFICE

9








Name something about a male gorilla that makes a female gorilla go ape.
 

86

BODY/STRONG & FURRY

43


HIS MUSKY SCENT

21


BEATS HIS CHEST

13


HIS ROAR/VOICE

9








Name something about people that gets bigger as they reach middle age.
 

85

BELLY/WAIST

71


EARS

6


NOSE

4


EGO/ATTITUDE

4








If he ran out of diapers, what might a dad put on a baby instead?
 

85

TOWEL/WASHCLOTH

54


SHIRT/T-SHIRT

20


PAPER TOWEL

8


NEWSPAPER

3








Name something found on a roof.
 

85

SHINGLES/TILES

52


CHIMNEY

20


TAR

8


VENTS

5








Name something that's slippery when it's wet.
 

85

FLOOR

50


ROAD/BRIDGE

23


BODY PART/PERSON

9


STAIRS

3








What would be the worst kind of bug to crawl up your nose?
 

85

SPIDER/TARANTULA

43


COCKROACH

24


TICK

9


WASP/BEE

9








Name something Mrs. Claus would probably like to ride on.
 

85

SLEIGH

34


SANTA'S POLE

30


RUDOLPH/REINDEER

14


MOTORCYCLE/HARLEY

7








Besides a bull, name an animal that has "bull" in its name.
 

85

BULLDOG

33


PIT BULL/TERRIER

21


BULLFROG

17


BULL MOOSE/WINKLE

14








We asked 100 married men...
Fill in the blank: You'd love my wife if you love women who ________ too much.
 

84

TALK/NAG

48


WORK

16


EAT

13


WORRY

7








Name something you might find in a tank.
 

84

FISH

36


GAS

30


WATER

9


SOLDIER/COMMANDER

9








They say, "If you've got it, flaunt it." So what have you got that you like to flaunt?
 

84

LOOKS/SILKY MANE

27


BODY/ONION BOOTY

26


BRAINS/DEGREE

20


PERSONALITY/HUMOR

11








Tell me a type of food people serve stuffed.
 

83

TURKEY

62


CHICKEN

14


PORK CHOPS

4


PEPPERS

3








Name a place people spend the night and think of the comforts of home.
 

83

HOTEL/MOTEL/B&B

45


TENT/CABIN/WOODS

26


THEIR OWN HOME/BED

9


JAIL

3








Name something that once you learn how to do it, you never forget.
 

82

RIDE A BIKE

61


WALK

8


TIE SHOES

7


DRIVE

6








Name something people have trouble closing.
 

80

THEIR MOUTHS

36


DOORS/CABINETS

33


A DEAL/MORTGAGE

8


A GOOD BOOK

3








Name a fear that people eventually grow out of.
 

79

THE DARK

54


BOGEYMAN/MONSTER

11


HEIGHTS/FALLING

9


DEATH/DYING

5








We asked 100 women...
Fill in the blank: A girl can always use more what?
 

79

MONEY

33


SHOES/CLOTHES

29


FOOD/CHOCOLATE

12


LOVE

5








Name something that women break.
 

79

NAILS

27


DISH/GLASS

24


HEARTS

23


THE BANK

5








A new TV show about dogs might be titled "So You Think You Can" what?
 

67

BARK/WOOF

52


EAT/CHEW

6


BE TRAINED/OBEY

5


FETCH

4








Name a food that a low-fat version of just doesn't cut it.
 

56

ICE CREAM

23


CHEESE

15


CAKE/CHEESECAKE

11


PIZZA

7








Name an activity that puts a big smile on your face.
 

51

HIDING THE SALAMI

23


SPORTS

12


WATCHING TV/MOVIE

9


PLAYING WITH KIDS

7








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